Dumb Americans with "Main Character Syndrome" in Europe... *send help*

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[00:00:00]What is up guys? Welcome back to a brand new video. And today we are back with more Americans with main character syndrome, aka US defaultism. Basically just some Americans that think America is the main server. I'm going to be honest, I like this series that we're doing. All the US defaultism videos, they've been a lot of fun, but these videos kind of make me sad just because like, bro, these are these are real people, you know, that that that live where I live, you know? So, makes me a little sad. makes me a little worried for my now and my future. But it's all good because at least we'll get a laugh out of. So, we're about to get into it.

[00:00:33]If you're new to the channel, hit that subscribe button, drop a like if you want to see more videos like this. Go check out my more Jax channel link down in the description. But other than that, like what the duck is a prime minister, what is a parliamentary system? Oh, that's a big word right there. Why not just have a president like a normal country like the United States of America? Good grief. Good grief is correct, sir. Cuz good night. Hey, big dog. Big dog. Biggest of dogs. Other countries throughout the world have different, you know, government systems.

[00:01:07]And even if another country that wasn't a democracy kind of wanted to switch and start having a president, don't look over here. Don't don't take us as an example. All right? Cuz we don't really have the best track record as of recent, you know. So, but this is a prime get a prime prime minister, prime example.

[00:01:23]This right here. Yeah.

[00:01:24]>> Oh, BROTHER. THIS GUY STINKS.

[00:01:27]>> IF THERE'S people out there that truly think everywhere needs to be like America. Like if you're not doing it exactly how America's doing it, what are you doing? Good grief. You know, which don't get me wrong, I've said it a lot.

[00:01:39]I'm a proud American. I like being American. But I also know that we got our flaws. So yeah. Okay. So we have like a these ladies lost weight, I guess. Good for them. Hey, round of applause. Look at them. Found on Facebook. First off, 113 doesn't look like that. Oh no. If those women were 56 pounds, they wouldn't be alive. 56 pounds is the weight of a child. Like a 5-year-old, not 30 years old. Big dog, brother. Hey. Hey. Maybe. Just maybe.

[00:02:08]And I'm just throwing this one out there. Maybe they're not from America and they don't use the imperial system.

[00:02:14]Maybe they're metric or anything else, you know? Maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Clearly these women ain't 56 lb. So, can we please just use some context clues?

[00:02:23]Like, listen, [ __ ] Honestly, you know what? They're not wrong. You know, yeah, 113 doesn't look like that. And 56 lbs.

[00:02:31]Yeah, they probably wouldn't be alive, you know. So, you're not wrong. It's just you're wrong. So, but either way, shout out to the weight loss. Good night. Good job. Countries that have adopted the International Building Code.

[00:02:45]What? What? Wait, what? Why is it called the International Building Code? It should just be the United States of America building code from Wikipedia.

[00:02:56]The International Code Council, the IC, a nonprofit organization that creates the International Building Code, IBC, and other model codes for the US construction industry.

[00:03:07]So, the US Construction Code then exactly like what are we doing? An international code for building would be so broad as to be useless. Exactly.

[00:03:16]Yeah. A building that I designed in England or Wales would be totally unsuitable for construction in Africa or Australia. Yeah, even somewhere as close as Scotland has its own building regulations tailored to the specific requirements of the area. Quite literally. I guess they're calling it the international building code because an actual international building code would just never work. They're like, "Hey, hey, it sounds good. It's a good name. Let's just take it." You know, that is so disrespectful. Red, white, and blue are American colors.

[00:03:44]Okay. No, it's not. It is. Everyone will think about the US when they see unorganized red, white, and blue.

[00:03:56]You know what? You know, let's let's do it. Let's let's see. Over 50 countries and territories have national flags featuring red, white, and blue. Yeah, there's quite a few. There's there's there's definitely quite a few. So, um yeah, I hate to break it to you, but yeah, red, white, and blue ain't just American color. Lol. Because he made a wallpaper app and people didn't like the price. Worst year ever. You definitely voted for Camala. Yeah, of course I voted for Camala. I'm Brit.

[00:04:26]I don't know what the context of this interaction is, but it is always absolutely hilarious when somebody tries to use, oh, you voted for whoever as an insult, but they're just not even from America.

[00:04:38]Okay, so somebody asked, what does the US do better than any other country? And here's the reply. This is going to sound really stupid. Well, let's just stop there then. Stop while we're ahead.

[00:04:48]Well, we can just exit off of this and we'll get out of here. This is going to sound really stupid, but outlet plugs.

[00:04:54]Okay. In other countries like Europe or South America, you have to have a special adapter if you want to plug in something. Here in the US, we don't have that problem. Hey. Hey. First off, I did a whole video comparing US versus like European outlets one time, and y'all's outlets are literally far and superior to ours. Like, there's like safety mechanisms and all types of things like you would think we'd have here, and we just don't. And don't even get me started on the switch on an outlet where you can turn it on and off. That is like the smartest thing ever. So, but second, hey, hey, hey, they don't need the adapters because their stuff comes with the correct plug already on it.

[00:05:34]If you take a US plug over there, yeah, you're going to need an adapter. But, um, the people that live there, they don't need an an adapter. So, you were you're correct. Yeah, that that's that did sound pretty stupid. People love to sound sophisticated and brag about European art and architecture. I've seen Americas and I've seen what they've got.

[00:05:54]Theirs can't touch ours. Okay, that's that's the sentence.

[00:05:59]Whatever. But the icing the the little cherry on top of the cake is they put a picture.

[00:06:09]Big dog. That was a gift from France.

[00:06:14]What are we doing, bro? Oh, and his last name's Kelly. Hey. Hey. Change that. You You lost You lost privileges of having that last name. All right. Like, first off, you might be the first person in history to be like, "Yeah, America's art and architecture is a lot better than Europe." Why? You actually might be the first person to ever say that, but to put something that quite literally is a piece of European I guess art in architecture, right? That's amazing.

[00:06:38]That is truly amazing. Europe, everything smells like cigarettes.

[00:06:43]Racism is worse than in America. No ice cubes. No AC. Water isn't free. Public bathrooms ain't free. High taxes. People are rude. America, none of that. Take your choice.

[00:07:00]See, this window really ain't too high up. If you think I just go head first, I'll hit my head hard enough to just forget I ever read that. I might have to try. How do people actually take the time and type these things out? Like, you have to like think about this. Take your time and like, you know, tab over and use a little dash and then write all these down. Like, what are we doing? Big dog. But literally all of that can apply to America. Okay. Like I guess the one thing is we don't have to pay for public bathrooms. There we go. Take your choice. Take your choice. That's the difference. Oh, my head's starting to hurt. My toes are tingling. I can somehow feel my hair growing. It's getting bad. It's getting bad. I swear the US is not a real place. A 7 minute drive, an hour and six minute train ride, and an hour and 14 minute walk.

[00:07:47]Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of crazy. How is a 7 minute drive an hour and 14 minute walk? That's ridiculous. Good nine. We gave you freedom and this is how you repay us. Account based in United Kingdom.

[00:08:06]Dr. Ma Matamus Kolus. There's a doctor apparently. At least he put it in his name that he's a doctor. Please stay away from me. Good night. Please stay away. I don't know. I don't know what kind of doctor you are, but I don't want none of that. Oh my goodness. We found a metal detecting meme. Hold on. American metal detectors. Heck yeah. Another 50-y old coin. Listen, listen. Listen.

[00:08:28]European metal detectors. Oh, come on. I can't find anything but these thousand-y old Roman coins. Listen, listen. It really ain't funny. All right. It really ain't. This is the least funny thing I think I've ever seen in my life. Cuz this it ain't fair. Yeah, we get excited over 50 coins. All right. I found a thousand-y old Roman coin. I might just pass away. Like, actually, like that just might be the end of me. Like, oh no. And there's people in the comments.

[00:08:50]Some Europeans will never experience the thrill of seeing the sun while metal detect. What? These 50 coins look marvelous under clear skies. Bro, Europe has the sun. Except what are you talking about? Okay, maybe they get a little bit more rain. What do you mean? Yeah, this one hits a little too close to home.

[00:09:08]Yeah, my prize metal detecting find is a 100 coin. What are you going to do about it? I love that coin. I dug a lot of holes to find that coin. All right. By the way, if you want to watch me and my dad find 50 coins, you can do that over on JT Outdoors. link down in the description. So far in Italy, every bar or restaurant we have been to has had no bourbon.

[00:09:28]You sure? Every bar in Italy, they ain't got one drop of bourbon. Everyone has Jack Daniels, but no Kentucky bourbon.

[00:09:36]Wonder why.

[00:09:39]I mean, hey, hey, hey, maybe, just maybe, I'm just going out on a limb here. Maybe they ain't got no Kentucky bourbon cuz uh you're in Italy.

[00:09:47]Perhaps. Maybe. Also, I find it very hard that Kentucky liter, we just looked it up the other day, makes 95% of the world's bourbon, and you couldn't find one single bar or restaurant in all of Italy that ain't got one type of Kentucky bourbon.

[00:10:01]I promise you, they got I went to a bar in rural Oh my, bro. Bro, I've been doing so good. I went to a bar in rural rural rural rural in the woods of Kentucky and let me tell you my outrage. Not one bottle of Monty P.

[00:10:21]Monty [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Excuse my French. My bad. Monte Puciano.

[00:10:30]Monte Monte Pusiano. Sure. They didn't even have a baro. Can you believe it?

[00:10:34]Yeah. Yeah. Hey, maybe it's a You're not in Kentucky, son. You want some Kentucky bourbon? We got some here. We definitely do. That's like, oh, what the heck? I walked into the kitchen. Why ain't the lawn mower in here? Like, what are we doing?

[00:10:46]You're in Italy. There probably ain't going to be too much Kentucky bourbons, huh? People who instantly understand military time.

[00:10:54]Military time. Scare me. Like, yeah, it's not hard to do, but why do you know that 21 is nine?

[00:11:02]Just use standard clocks, you freak.

[00:11:09]Let me tell you something, Buster. All right, let me let me let me tell you something, Buster. You're wrong, son.

[00:11:15]You're just You're just wrong. Like, literally. of military time is standard time or anything like that. And what do you mean? What do you But why do you know that 21 is nine? Like it just what?

[00:11:26]It's not nine. It's 21. You know what?

[00:11:28]No. No, I'm not doing it. I'm not letting this make me angry anymore. I'm adding this to the list. This is right up there with water in Europe. They ain't got no ice. They ain't got AC.

[00:11:37]Adding military time to that list now.

[00:11:39]I'm not going to let it make me mad.

[00:11:41]Even though like it kind of makes me angry. All right. Like bro. All right guys, that is going to do it for some more Americans with main character syndrome. If y'all want to see another part to this series, let me know by hitting that like button. If you are new to the channel, hit that subscribe button. I appreciate you guys so much for watching. Make sure you got today.

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