A Case of the Clam Slams | Bloodline Banter w/ Landon Mauk & Riley Mitchell Ep. 25

[00:00:00]Hello everybody, welcome back to Bloodline Banter. I'm Rawley.

[00:00:02]>> And I'm Landon, I was not ready.

[00:00:04]>> already on the phone, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:00:06]>> No, I'm eating.

[00:00:07]>> He's eating a barbecue sandwich.

[00:00:09]If that's not the most Bloodline Banter thing in the world, I don't know what it is.

[00:00:12]>> I got it earlier.

[00:00:14]At Dolly's Travel Stop.

[00:00:15]>> of jealous cuz it smells good.

[00:00:16]>> Uh-huh.

[00:00:18]>> Out of 1 to 10, what do you rate it?

[00:00:20]>> A 7.

[00:00:21]>> Ooh.

[00:00:21]>> There isn't enough mayonnaise on here though. It'd choke a cow.

[00:00:24]>> As there should be. Is there enough Is it better than Buc-ee's?

[00:00:27]>> Mhm, equivalent.

[00:00:29]>> Okay. Well, how'd you sleep last night?

[00:00:32]>> wonderful. My sleep score is a 71.

[00:00:34]>> Okay, mine was a 76, so >> I'm also in a new sleep circle with some friends.

[00:00:40]>> Mhm.

[00:00:40]>> Um I checked this morning, all theirs was like 58.

[00:00:44]>> Okay.

[00:00:45]>> Mhm.

[00:00:45]>> I'm still wearing those, God forbid.

[00:00:47]>> Oh, I've got my flops on today.

[00:00:50]>> Mhm.

[00:00:50]>> What do you think about What do you think about that?

[00:00:52]>> Uh you got one time for me to hear that.

[00:00:54]And I'm going to throw them off the balcony.

[00:00:56]>> No, they're actually really comfortable and this is just what I wore home, so I've been in Tuscaloosa for a couple days because my friend Faith, Tate, if you're watching, was um promoted at work.

[00:01:07]>> Okay.

[00:01:07]>> To assistant manager.

[00:01:08]>> Well, congratulations.

[00:01:09]>> for a um celebration, a celebratory drink or 40 drinks.

[00:01:16]>> Okay, so we're back on the alcohol train again.

[00:01:18]>> No, I'm just saying, we celebrated.

[00:01:21]>> Um well, I my sleep score was such a 76. It's been like in the high 80s past week, week and a half. It was 76 because at 3:00 this morning, I woke up to go pee because I have the bladder of an 85-year-old man.

[00:01:34]And when I woke up, I went lay back to went and lay back down.

[00:01:41]I Yeah, I was about to say went and lay back to bed. Went and lay back down to go to bed and I kept hearing something.

[00:01:48]I was like, what the hell do I hear?

[00:01:50]Like, I thought there's somebody in my apartment, like I'm going to get shot.

[00:01:54]>> Okay.

[00:01:54]>> But I I locked my doors, so you know, >> There was nobody in there.

[00:01:58]>> I laid there for like 15 minutes and I was like I still hear it.

[00:02:01]>> 15 minutes before you got up to check to make sure there's nobody in your apartment.

[00:02:06]>> cuz I didn't want to get shot. I still hear it even though I have a pew pew that I could have shot with.

[00:02:12]>> But I wouldn't trust you.

[00:02:14]>> Landon you couldn't hit a bull in the ass with a bass fiddle. Don't even come at me saying you couldn't trust me.

[00:02:19]>> definitely couldn't either.

[00:02:20]>> Well, let me tell you something. There's enough bullets in the magazine out here >> something.

[00:02:25]>> That's why I got a shotgun.

[00:02:26]>> No, you got a fire >> everything >> [laughter] >> Um but I kept hearing something and I was like what the hell do I hear? And so I rolled over and Aussie was laying in his bed, so I was like it's not him.

[00:02:40]Rolled back over and my fan was pointed to my nightstand and it kept ruffling some papers and >> What kind of papers?

[00:02:50]>> I just I don't even know.

[00:02:52]>> Little Debbie wrappers?

[00:02:53]>> Huh?

[00:02:53]>> Little Debbie wrappers?

[00:02:54]>> No, [ __ ] I wish I was a Little Debbie wrapper. Why do you do that?

[00:02:57]>> What?

[00:02:58]>> Landon will eat all but one bite of something and then wrap it up in a paper towel.

[00:03:02]>> It's not even that I wrap it up in a paper towel. I eat all of one bite of like almost everything.

[00:03:07]I have no idea why.

[00:03:08]>> That is the most >> [sighs] >> dumb [ __ ] I've like that one bite is the last hurrah. Finish what Finish strong, [ __ ] >> that last bite is what makes me feel completely bloated and disgusting.

[00:03:21]>> So would you rather them take a bite out of your Big Mac before they give it to you?

[00:03:24]>> Yeah, but you finish all of it.

[00:03:26]>> Yeah. Okay. So you'd rather risk getting syphilis.

[00:03:30]But I'm happy to report there was nobody in my apartment.

[00:03:34]>> Wonderful.

[00:03:35]>> Um It was >> You got anything fun coming up?

[00:03:39]>> [sighs and gasps] >> Like at all?

[00:03:42]>> Not that I know of.

[00:03:42]>> We probably need to book a vacation here soon.

[00:03:44]>> Well, I've been trying to get you a Pigeon Forge for a couple of weeks.

[00:03:47]>> want to go Pigeon Forge.

[00:03:48]>> Well, where do you want to go? You just got back from the beach.

[00:03:50]>> I want to go to the Maldives.

[00:03:51]>> But you don't want to go on a cruise.

[00:03:52]>> Mhm.

[00:03:54]>> This is the first I've heard about a vacation, folks, so >> I just kind of want to go to the Maldives.

[00:03:59]I'm staying in one of them little bungalows.

[00:04:01]>> Well, let's go.

[00:04:03]>> Okay.

[00:04:04]>> Book it.

[00:04:05]>> Okay.

[00:04:06]>> But don't book it for a week and a half or like >> a week from now.

[00:04:10]>> from now. Book that [ __ ] today and let's leave tomorrow because I don't want to have to wait.

[00:04:14]>> say don't don't wait.

[00:04:15]>> No, I don't want to have to wait.

[00:04:16]>> Okay.

[00:04:18]Um you're going back home today to Georgia.

[00:04:21]>> I am. I have an appoi- Aussie has an appointment tomorrow to get caught up on his vaccinations and then I actually canceled a dentist appointment that I had for tomorrow.

[00:04:31]>> He always does.

[00:04:32]>> Because I have another appointment >> to cancel mine for next Monday.

[00:04:36]>> I have another appointment that's more important.

[00:04:38]>> What?

[00:04:39]>> I'm going to get Botox tomorrow.

[00:04:42]So, folks, the next time you see me, my forehead won't know whether it's happy, mad, sad, or upset.

[00:04:47]>> It ain't going to move.

[00:04:48]>> Shit's going to be frozen like the damn glacier that the squirrel and I skate trends on.

[00:04:52]>> Okay.

[00:04:53]>> Why are you canceling your dentist appointment Monday?

[00:04:56]>> Cuz I don't want to go.

[00:04:57]>> Okay.

[00:04:57]>> I have to go next Wednesday now. And it's my last Invisalign tray.

[00:05:00]>> I have to go next Wednesday now, but you know what Monday is, don't you?

[00:05:03]>> Mhm.

[00:05:04]>> Well, we have a meeting with our agent, but >> Oh, yeah, at 12.

[00:05:06]>> Dancing with the Stars the next pro >> comes out, yeah. Um I don't know that I'll Yeah, I'll be watching it.

[00:05:13]I'm excited. I don't know.

[00:05:14]>> We're watching it with Kirsten.

[00:05:15]>> Mhm. Family night.

[00:05:16]>> Mhm. Family night. Wingstop comes back No, we said we were >> cooking everything.

[00:05:20]>> cooking [ __ ] I'm ordering DoorDash.

[00:05:23]>> We had made a pact. Well, we have to cook because Kirsten's in 75 Hard.

[00:05:27]>> Well, she can eat a wing.

[00:05:28]>> She can't eat Wingstop. She can't not eat any processed foods.

[00:05:31]>> A wing ain't processed.

[00:05:33]>> She's not eating any like refined sugar or anything.

[00:05:36]>> I don't think there's anything in there.

[00:05:38]>> Like that. I went to Dolly's Travel Stop with her yesterday and we were trying to find some food for her to eat and everything she scanned on her app, she couldn't eat. She had to get green beans and baked chicken at the damn buffet. A wing is practically baked.

[00:05:52]>> Okay, but after you add all that [ __ ] to it, it's not on 75 Hard.

[00:05:57]Well, I'm eating wing stop.

[00:05:59]>> on day 76, we're going to get frozen espresso martinis. She said on day 76, we're going to get frozen espresso martinis. She said on day 76, we're going to get frozen espresso martinis.

[00:06:10]>> espresso. [clears throat] >> Espresso.

[00:06:11]>> Espresso.

[00:06:12]>> Yes.

[00:06:13]>> Okay, how long we think she's going to make it?

[00:06:16]>> Um, [clears throat] she said last time she did it, she lasted 45 days.

[00:06:20]She showed me some of the [ __ ] she had been eating, like she's serious. She'll be serious for about 45 days.

[00:06:25]>> 45 days longer than I have lasted.

[00:06:27]>> more power to her. But I got news for her, she's around me, she I'm she's going to cheat.

[00:06:30]>> Um, well, she didn't cheat yesterday.

[00:06:32]But >> actually, you've got to have the will and the power to not be able to buy that cinnamon bread.

[00:06:38]>> I didn't buy any yesterday.

[00:06:39]>> Why?

[00:06:39]>> Just cuz first of all, I didn't know where they sold it at.

[00:06:41]>> The coffee shop.

[00:06:42]>> Okay, well, the line to the coffee shop was wrapped >> around the building. Okay, they were triple wrapped.

[00:06:47]>> not going to get a cup of ambition.

[00:06:49]>> Mhm.

[00:06:50]>> Um >> [snorts] >> but I did stumble through the door and head to the kitchen and sat at the table and ate the buffet food.

[00:06:57]>> And was it good?

[00:06:57]>> It was good.

[00:06:58]>> Good.

[00:06:59]Um I'm on a money a money spending spree here lately.

[00:07:03]>> What have you bought?

[00:07:04]>> All kinds of [ __ ] Ordered Ordered $700 worth of [ __ ] from Alo the other day.

[00:07:09]>> For what?

[00:07:10]>> I wanted it.

[00:07:12]>> Why am I just now finding out about this? We could have just went.

[00:07:15]>> Cuz they didn't have what I wanted on in the store.

[00:07:18]>> When's the last time you've been?

[00:07:19]>> About 3 weeks.

[00:07:21]>> It's been longer than that cuz I haven't been there in 3 weeks.

[00:07:24]>> Anyways, I've been ordering all kinds of >> of times though >> But you know what? This is what I have to say about spending money. Jesus saves so I can spend.

[00:07:29]>> Amen.

[00:07:30]>> And that'll preach.

[00:07:31]>> Yep, sure will.

[00:07:32]>> Jesus saves so I can spend.

[00:07:34]>> Jesus saves, Raleigh spends.

[00:07:35]>> That's right. Put it on a shirt, folks.

[00:07:38]Um >> But send us our cut.

[00:07:41]>> Yeah.

[00:07:42]Pretty sure that's already actually on a shirt.

[00:07:44]>> I'm going to take a sip. You think it is?

[00:07:46]>> It has to be. I've seen people wear shirts. Say that.

[00:07:49]>> I'm taking a sip of my Gatorade.

[00:07:51]>> It's not sponsored, by the way, but it could be.

[00:07:53]>> By the time this airs, it the show will be over and you're not going to know what I'm talking about.

[00:07:59]I got into watching Love Island.

[00:08:01]>> Oh, hell.

[00:08:02]>> And I've been playing catch up because a new damn episode comes out every day except Wednesday.

[00:08:07]>> Like 6 days a week.

[00:08:08]>> imagine being the people that produce that show and how they edit it that quick?

[00:08:11]>> I started the other day and I'm already on episode 21, so I'm trying to finish it.

[00:08:16]>> along.

[00:08:17]>> I'm trying to get caught up before the finale on Sunday.

[00:08:19]>> Mhm.

[00:08:20]>> I have come to the conclusion that the only thing you have to do to be on that show is to be a [ __ ] >> Yeah.

[00:08:26]>> I mean, they will couple up with someone, get to know them really well, and then they'll have a challenge where a bombshell enters the villa and they all [ __ ] on the couch. And they all have to watch it. I'm like >> I've never watched it.

[00:08:39]>> Oh my god, don't watch it. It's it's abuse. Like, I feel bad for these people.

[00:08:44]>> Really?

[00:08:44]>> Yes. It's just a bunch of [ __ ] >> Well, all I've seen is that Kinsey does a splits when she's mad, when she's sad, when she's happy.

[00:08:52]>> Kinsey does a splits on everything.

[00:08:53]>> She's she does it they call it the clam slam.

[00:08:56]>> She's clam slamming, let me tell you.

[00:08:58]Because let me tell you something.

[00:09:01]You know, she went to school in Kennesaw.

[00:09:03]>> Okay.

[00:09:04]>> Like an hour and a half from where we grew up. Yes, absolutely. Yeah, Kinsey goes through them.

[00:09:10]>> Really?

[00:09:11]>> Kinsey, if you see this, I love you.

[00:09:12]You're funny and you can dance, but damn, girl, pick one.

[00:09:16][ __ ] because you She done played the whole [ __ ] roster. I'm telling you right now, she she's not happy with none of them.

[00:09:23]I swear to god, she's not.

[00:09:26]>> [laughter] >> So, what's the point of the show? Like, what do they do on there? Do I need to watch it?

[00:09:31]>> It's just a bunch of horny people who explore their connections with everybody.

[00:09:36]She's like, I really like so-and-so."

[00:09:38]Not Kinsey, just in general. "I really like so-and-so, but I really want to explore my connection with this person."

[00:09:44]And then they'll be around this person, she'll be like, "Oh my god, I'm so content with you. I don't want to explore my connection with anybody." And then they go in another room, they pull each other for chats, they go in another room, and they eat each other's throat on the couch.

[00:09:58]I'm like, "Holy shit."

[00:10:00]>> Oh.

[00:10:01]>> Yeah.

[00:10:02]>> Well.

[00:10:03]>> Yeah.

[00:10:04]>> That's um That's a show.

[00:10:06]>> It's like the [ __ ] bachelor.

[00:10:09]>> [laughter] >> It's like the [ __ ] bachelor. In a couple of years, they're probably going to come out with the damn Love Island old Love Island like they did the Golden Bachelorette.

[00:10:18]>> Could you imagine?

[00:10:19]>> As much [ __ ] as they do on that show, somebody would have a heart attack if they did an old version of Love Island.

[00:10:27]No kidding.

[00:10:27]>> I have never in my life watched the first episode. I just see clips of it on TikTok.

[00:10:31]>> They'd be clam slamming.

[00:10:32]>> [laughter] >> They'd be slamming the clam, let me tell you.

[00:10:36]>> Okay, well.

[00:10:37]>> But it's a fun show, it's entertaining.

[00:10:39]>> you watch it.

[00:10:39]>> Um Yeah.

[00:10:41]>> Yeah.

[00:10:42]Other than that.

[00:10:42]>> I don't know what I'm watching right now. I don't have anything to watch.

[00:10:46]>> That's all I'm watching right now. I did watch I will find you. I tried to get you to watch it, you wouldn't.

[00:10:50]>> I haven't watched it yet.

[00:10:51]>> It's good, and it's right up your alley.

[00:10:54]>> Anyways, let's >> People were really up in arms that you've never watched Toy Story, and they wanted to know what you watched as a kid.

[00:11:02]>> Fast and the Furious.

[00:11:03]>> [laughter] >> White House Down.

[00:11:05]>> Down.

[00:11:05]>> White House Down, Olympus >> Yeah, just [ __ ] like that. I probably shouldn't have watched that younger than age, but I if it ain't got no action or no thrill in it, then I ain't watching it. They got to be slicing people's necks open and shooting people.

[00:11:17]>> Yeah, I watched Blue's Clues growing up, so.

[00:11:21]>> That's probably probably why I was a little bit violent growing up as a kid.

[00:11:23]>> I'd say so, yeah.

[00:11:25]>> But other than that, that's kind of the [ __ ] I watched.

[00:11:28]>> What were you going to say before I interrupted?

[00:11:29]>> I I going to go home in the morning, too, to see the fam. I need to El Trio Mexican restaurant in Lafayette, don't >> That's where I'm going tomorrow night.

[00:11:36]You want to meet there for margaritas?

[00:11:37]>> Margaritas?

[00:11:39]Yeah, I have two margaritas there, and I'll have to have a DD.

[00:11:42]>> Yep.

[00:11:43]Um there's this one Mexican restaurant where I used to work at back home. Y'all have heard us talk about it, El Trio.

[00:11:49]It doesn't I could go to every Mexican restaurant in Nashville, and it would not be better than El Trio.

[00:11:53]>> go to every Mexican restaurant on the east side of the country, and it would not be better than El Trio.

[00:11:56]>> I I don't think I've ever had food better than El Trio.

[00:11:59]>> I haven't. And maybe it's because I worked there and I'm biased and like But that tells you something. If I worked there and I'm still going back to eat it, it's good [ __ ] >> Yeah, you ate that [ __ ] every day.

[00:12:06]>> I ate it every damn day.

[00:12:07]>> Mhm.

[00:12:07]>> I could eat Mexican every damn day.

[00:12:08]>> I could, too.

[00:12:09]>> Mhm, that shit's bussing.

[00:12:10]>> Um but we need to go back. Um >> [clears throat] >> Damn. What you got pressing on your heart?

[00:12:18]>> I don't know if I have anything really.

[00:12:19]Oh, I have something pressing on my heart.

[00:12:21]>> What?

[00:12:22]>> Right now, the search com- the search bar on TikTok and Snapchat and everywhere else, people are wondering when I got married.

[00:12:31]Everyone >> If these [ __ ] would use the two common sense that God gave them, they would know that whenever you film a video, it inverts it on TikTok. The ring isn't even on his wedding finger. It's on his right hand.

[00:12:44]>> But when I film a video and put it on TikTok and Instagram and Snapchat, it inverts it and they think it's on my left hand. It's not, it's on my right hand. I'm not married. And if I was married, do they really think that I would be able to hide that [ __ ] >> Mhm.

[00:12:58]>> I mean, there's some things you can't hide.

[00:13:01]>> I mean, not to mention we're [ __ ] content creators. We post our entire life on social media.

[00:13:05]>> that'd be the first thing I'd do would be to post about >> your damn Snapchat story so much, you wouldn't have time to have a wedding and it'd be a secret.

[00:13:10]>> I don't have any secrets.

[00:13:12]I'll tell everybody everything.

[00:13:14]So, here's here's the lowdown for everybody wanting to know about my marriage life.

[00:13:19]>> Person- dating life in general.

[00:13:21]>> There's no marriage. There's no nothing.

[00:13:24]I'm single as a Pringle. Not [ __ ] nothing, nobody.

[00:13:27]Just just single as a Pringle.

[00:13:29]>> I've come to the conclusion >> And I love it that way.

[00:13:31]>> And the search bar on some of your videos is who's your Ali Mitchell's girlfriend.

[00:13:34]>> Well, I've come to the conclusion that Well, I just got out of a relationship, so that's kind of more understandable.

[00:13:39]But I'm I'm content with myself. I'm content being single. I don't have I don't want to have to put up with anybody. I don't want to have to explain what I'm doing, where I'm going, >> No.

[00:13:51]Nope.

[00:13:52]>> I don't want to do that [ __ ] The only person that I >> I don't have to deal with none of that [ __ ] >> in my life to is my [ __ ] dog.

[00:13:58]>> And he can't >> I'll say I'll be back, buddy.

[00:14:01]And I leave my apartment, and he barks at the door for a couple of >> even get no damn dog cuz I don't even want no damn kids. And that's like having a kid.

[00:14:08]>> It is.

[00:14:09]>> And I ain't I ain't got the time nor the >> I have to take him to the vet in the morning to get caught up on his vaccines, and um that shit's probably going to cost $300.

[00:14:18]>> Is that all?

[00:14:21]>> $300 to get um a couple shots, be in and out in 2 or 3 minutes. That's a good bit, I think.

[00:14:27]>> I mean, yeah, it is, but I don't know how much like stuff like that are is.

[00:14:30]>> I mean, I It could be diff- I'd rather pay that than have him get sick and have to pay vet bills. But, he has vet insurance He has pet insurance.

[00:14:37]>> They make pet insurance?

[00:14:38]>> Mhm.

[00:14:39]>> You got that [ __ ] >> [ __ ] yeah.

[00:14:41]>> What? That's my child, [ __ ] >> is it? Never mind.

[00:14:44]>> Like 20 bucks.

[00:14:45]>> Well, hell.

[00:14:46]>> Yeah, [ __ ] My My dog is covered.

[00:14:49]Covered in the blood and in the >> Your dog is saved.

[00:14:53]>> Well, of course.

[00:14:55]>> All dogs go to heaven.

[00:14:56]>> All dogs go to heaven.

[00:14:58]We're a Christian household.

[00:14:58]>> I don't think all dogs go to heaven.

[00:15:00]>> No, Chihuahuas go to >> Chihuahuas go straight to hell.

[00:15:02]>> Them Chihuahuas are going straight to hell.

[00:15:04]>> Mhm.

[00:15:06]>> Oh, [ __ ] Um Yeah, that's all I have pressing on my mind today.

[00:15:11]>> Yeah, I mean >> It's just to let everybody know that >> People don't like whenever we plan our episodes, so we didn't.

[00:15:17]>> No, hell no. I'm about to run out of [ __ ] to talk about over here.

[00:15:19]>> Yeah, I'm talking >> If you can believe it, I'm I'm running out of [ __ ] to say. Well, I will say this. I'm about sick and tired of I was tired of the heat, okay? Because it's 128° F in hell outside, not fair and hot, fair and hell.

[00:15:32]Um I'm tired of the damn heat and I said the other day, I wish it would rain. Like just rain come in here, cool it off, it'd be gone.

[00:15:41]>> It rained and then it >> It [ __ ] rained and rained and rained and rained and rained and rained. And if it keeps raining, we're going to have an ark building party in Nashville. So, bring your own beer, bring a covered dish, and we're going to meet up in a parking lot somewhere in the Walmart parking lot and we're going to build a boat.

[00:15:56]>> Amen.

[00:15:57]>> Because we're going to need it.

[00:15:58]>> I'm tired of the [ __ ] >> And on our ark, there's not going to be any >> animals.

[00:16:03]>> Don't bring your animals.

[00:16:05]>> [laughter] >> And I'm ready for winter. I'm ready for winter.

[00:16:09]>> I I'm not even ready for winter because I don't really I don't want it to do anything. I just want it to be about 70° with a breeze.

[00:16:18]>> I'm ready for football season, too. And I love the fall and the sunshine.

[00:16:23]But I'm got sponsors that are sending me to damn football games, so we do.

[00:16:30]>> You want to If you're listening to this and you're a sponsor and you want to sponsor a weekend at the Alabama football games, just let me know.

[00:16:35]Um >> but >> Yeah, I'm going to throw down a shindig.

[00:16:39]I'm going to throw a shindig. I've actually got three Alabama polos in my car right now that I bought.

[00:16:45]>> Oh, [ __ ] >> You don't like Alabama?

[00:16:47]>> I don't have a problem with Alabama.

[00:16:48]Georgia has always been my number one, but Alabama's my my number two because I respect Nick Saban.

[00:16:53]>> Yeah.

[00:16:54]>> I don't have a I mean, I would go to an Alabama game. I don't have a problem with it.

[00:16:57]>> Uh well, you know, I almost went there.

[00:16:59]Do you remember that picture that's on my Facebook and Sorry, I dropped He dropped his barbecue butt.

[00:17:04]>> Make sure it didn't get on the floor.

[00:17:05]>> He dropped a a 1/16 of a barbecue sandwich on the floor.

[00:17:09]>> Well, >> hell.

[00:17:11]>> Anyways, remember that sign I had posted on my Facebook, I'm going to Bama?

[00:17:15]>> Emma. I sure the hell was, and guess what? I got accepted there, too.

[00:17:18]>> I It's cuz I didn't accept ACT score.

[00:17:21]Cuz it was during COVID.

[00:17:22]>> accept it when they accepted yours, either.

[00:17:23]>> Hell no, but I'm just saying. I know, [ __ ] I made a 17 on that [ __ ] [laughter] >> You're looking at a dumb [ __ ] >> I I didn't take that. I took that ACT one time.

[00:17:31]>> In hindsight, I wish I would have went.

[00:17:32]>> Made a 17, I took it the second time, made a 15, [ __ ] >> I wish.

[00:17:36]>> So, please subscribe down below because I ain't getting a [ __ ] job.

[00:17:38]>> reason I went to school, go to college?

[00:17:40]There's one reason and one reason alone.

[00:17:42]>> Cuz you didn't want to room mate with someone else.

[00:17:43]>> I didn't want to room with somebody.

[00:17:44]>> That's my reason, too.

[00:17:45]>> And you have to room like you don't unless you live there and have an address there.

[00:17:49]>> school and gotten an apartment my freshman year, I'd have done it.

[00:17:52]>> I don't want to live with somebody else.

[00:17:53]I'm not living with someone that I've never met. That's how you end up on a [ __ ] Dateline documentary.

[00:17:57]>> Uh-huh.

[00:17:58]>> And I'm not dealing with somebody else's ass that don't wash their ass and don't pick up after themselves because I can be a little messy. It's my space. It's my I pay the rent in that [ __ ] I enjoy my rent. If it gets a little cluttered, guess what? I pay that [ __ ] Don't come.

[00:18:11]But I'm not going to sleep 5 ft away from somebody else who might not wash their ass. It's 2026. People are carrying more diseases than a damn armadillo. I don't want that [ __ ] >> Yeah, that's the only reason I didn't go to college because I didn't want to room with somebody the first year, and you had to have like an address or a house or something there within the general vicinity of the school to not have to room with somebody, and I wasn't damn rooming with no damn body. I don't want no damn roommates. I got one now. I never had one. I ain't doing it. And so, I didn't go to college, but looking back, I'm glad that I didn't go because >> but part of me wishes I would have went just >> for the experience.

[00:18:45]>> Just to get a degree.

[00:18:46]>> Yeah. Oh.

[00:18:47]We can still do that.

[00:18:48]>> Well, I know, but and I don't really need one, but like I would still like to have something to fall back on.

[00:18:54]>> Yeah.

[00:18:56]I have 12 credit hours left.

[00:18:58]>> Yeah, I have a lot.

[00:18:59]>> And I ain't finishing that [ __ ] until they send me an email. I actually went to school.

[00:19:02]>> You just keep interrupting everything I [ __ ] say today.

[00:19:04]>> I'll go ahead. I'm sorry.

[00:19:04]>> No, no, I'm done.

[00:19:05]>> I'm hyper over here.

[00:19:06]>> a [ __ ] >> Well, [ __ ] you, too. Pick up your sandwich. Eat the last bite.

[00:19:10]>> No, that's not I don't want to be fat.

[00:19:13]Well, anyway.

[00:19:15]>> comes down to me eating my very last bite of a barbecue sandwich and being fat, I think I'll take the latter.

[00:19:19]>> Really?

[00:19:20]>> Yeah, because that's >> though.

[00:19:23]>> [ __ ] I've gained about 20 lb.

[00:19:24]>> Really?

[00:19:25]>> Yeah, I need to get back with the program.

[00:19:27]>> I've left my thing at home.

[00:19:29]>> What?

[00:19:29]>> My smoker.

[00:19:31]My fake smoker.

[00:19:32]>> Yeah, I was about to say, better not be down there I'm smoker.

[00:19:34]>> No, it's my Füm. My Füm.

[00:19:36]>> Yeah.

[00:19:37]>> Füm is a fidget air device that helps like with the hand-to-mouth motion to quit vaping and I love to just sit and twist it because like it makes a lot of noise.

[00:19:45]>> with it. I spin it. I twist it. I bop it, lock it. I don't even know. I pop it and drop it.

[00:19:50]>> I'm telling you.

[00:19:50]>> It's a flavored air device that comes with cartridges and you just pop the cartridge into the device, put it back.

[00:19:56]No battery or anything.

[00:19:58]>> I mean, it's literally just flavored air, but it helps that hand-to-mouth.

[00:20:01]>> You just take a draw like you would off of a vape.

[00:20:03]>> helped like how many people?

[00:20:04]>> Yeah, like 700,000 people quit smoking.

[00:20:06]>> 700,000 and one because I didn't ask you that.

[00:20:10]>> I used to vape and we quit vaping back in December. And it really helped like in the transition.

[00:20:16]>> Let me tell a story on how I quit vaping cuz everybody ask.

[00:20:19]>> Okay.

[00:20:20]>> December 21st, 2025.

[00:20:23]>> Mhm.

[00:20:23]>> Not 2025, 2020 >> 2025.

[00:20:25]>> 2025, yeah, that was last year. I came down with something called the flu and it put me on my deathbed. It's It felt like I was in the middle of the damn I-75 out here.

[00:20:34]>> Mhm.

[00:20:35]>> Got hit by a damn >> This is I-40, but yeah.

[00:20:36]>> Mack truck Interstate.

[00:20:38]>> Mhm.

[00:20:39]>> And I just didn't want to vape. Like I just didn't feel good enough to vape and then I quit for like a week and then I just didn't want to hit it after that. Like I just felt terrible. That flu lingered around in my system for a week or two. After that, I just It was out of my system and I didn't want to hit it.

[00:20:55]>> Well, the last relationship >> But I will say this.

[00:20:58]Sometimes I crave it.

[00:21:00]Sometimes I don't. But that's why I got my Füm cuz when I'm craving something I'm on my Füm.

[00:21:05]>> The You guys can go to tryfum.com and um you guys can go to tryfum.com and use our promo code bloodline for a free gift with your purchase of a journey pack.

[00:21:16]>> Yes, you can.

[00:21:17]>> I quit vaping because my ex wanted me to quit vaping but also just like it wasn't adding anything to my life and so I actually was at my grandma's. It was like 9:00.

[00:21:30]And so I hit the vape one last time and then I threw it in the woods. So if you're a conservationist who doesn't like to litter then you can go pick my vape up out of my grandma's woods cuz it's been there for about 7 months. And I haven't hit one since. Actually I hit one in the parking lot of Walmart in like February.

[00:21:48]>> Okay.

[00:21:49]>> Cuz Caitlin was like try my vape and it was >> She peer pressured >> She did. It was >> Shout out Caitlin this whole episode.

[00:21:55]>> It was cherry cola flavored.

[00:21:57]>> Was it good?

[00:21:57]>> She was like try my vape. I was like no I don't really want to and she was like okay. I was like yeah give it to me.

[00:22:03]>> [laughter] >> It felt like someone punched me in the throat. It hurt so bad. I was coughing Landon.

[00:22:10]They say if you ain't choking you ain't smoking.

[00:22:12]>> You was smoking.

[00:22:14]>> I I was like literally like I about passed out. I about died.

[00:22:20]>> D I E D >> dead >> Do you have anything personal on you today?

[00:22:25]>> I don't think so.

[00:22:26]>> Uh-uh.

[00:22:26]>> Mhm.

[00:22:28]>> Only me?

[00:22:29]>> I think I I mean I don't really I mean I've really not done anything because you've not been home.

[00:22:36]>> I had to go celebrate Kate.

[00:22:37]>> I know that but I mean I have not I've been lonely. I've not been able to do anything. I've been bored.

[00:22:42]>> I already said that but you've been what?

[00:22:44]>> I've been bored. Like I've not done anything. I will say people are up in arms about the fact that we said Texas wasn't the south.

[00:22:51]>> Oh hell.

[00:22:52]>> Okay.

[00:22:52]>> Let me let's give our >> Allow me to clarify for all of our Texas loving >> people.

[00:22:59]>> Honorary cousins. I will say this. Y'all in Texas really know how to throw down on the bloodline banter because Texas is our leading state for downloads by far.

[00:23:07]>> Yeah, by far.

[00:23:07]>> By 15,000 plus.

[00:23:10]>> Oh, it's insane.

[00:23:10]>> Like y'all are beating our home state of Georgia and our Tennessee. So, all of my family out there in Georgia who are telling everybody that you're related to me, Texas is whooping your ass.

[00:23:19]>> your ass.

[00:23:20]>> Kicking it.

[00:23:21]>> Spanking it.

[00:23:21]>> so, if we ever go on tour, we're coming to a city near you, Texas. Maybe Austin, Dallas, San Antonio, Fort Worth, wherever.

[00:23:28]>> Wherever. We'll do We'll do a show in the Dallas Stockyards.

[00:23:31]>> Yep. Damn right. And I'm friends with some of the the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders. So, like we'll just throw a damn party.

[00:23:38]We'll have a damn shindig.

[00:23:39]>> But, um when I say that Texas isn't the South, I'm not saying that Texas they don't act Southern in Tex- I'm say- Yes, they do act Southern in Texas. When I say Texas isn't the South, I'm not referring to their culture, their way of life. I'm saying geographically, in my opinion, Texas is not the South. Texas is in the West.

[00:24:01]>> But, you also have to agree even No, listen, even on the cultural side of things, like how they live, how they talk, all that stuff, like it is Southern, but like it's a completely different kind of Southern from here.

[00:24:13]>> with every state. Because I would argue that Florida isn't the South either.

[00:24:17]>> No, hell no.

[00:24:18]>> Florida is geographically the South, but you cannot tell me that you are Southern if you grew up in Florida.

[00:24:23]>> Florida, like the panhandle.

[00:24:25]>> in Florida are you can tell that they're from the South. Most people in Florida don't even have a Southern accent.

[00:24:30]>> No.

[00:24:30]>> I'm not saying a Southern accent makes you Southern, but geographically, in my opinion, the South Honestly, when I think of the South, the deep South, I think of like Alabama, Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky.

[00:24:49]>> But, sometimes not even really Kentucky.

[00:24:50]>> Yeah.

[00:24:51]That [ __ ] stops in Johnson City, Tennessee, if you ask me.

[00:24:55]>> Yeah.

[00:24:55]>> And like Mississippi. That's the deep >> I agree.

[00:24:59]>> When I say the south, I'm referring to the deep south. Like we grew up in the damn in the south. I mean, we sometimes for dinner we just ate damn cornbread, pinto beans, and [ __ ] cabbage.

[00:25:10]>> Yeah.

[00:25:11]And we drink sweet tea down here.

[00:25:13]>> I'm telling you y'all don't even put beans in your chili in Texas.

[00:25:16]>> Really?

[00:25:16]>> No. That's like a huge argument. Beans do not go in chili in Texas.

[00:25:20]>> Okay.

[00:25:20]>> [ __ ] we put eight cans of different beans in our chili.

[00:25:25]>> Um and then Kirsten, she doesn't even drink sweet tea.

[00:25:29]But is that a Kirsten thing or is that a Texas thing? Because >> thing.

[00:25:32]>> Well, I know a lot of people in Texas that don't drink sweet tea. They order iced tea.

[00:25:36]>> Well, >> Just iced tea.

[00:25:37]>> I don't give a [ __ ] if you live at the in the damn foothills of Appalachia. If you don't drink sweet tea, you're not southern in my opinion.

[00:25:44]>> I agree.

[00:25:45]>> That is a staple.

[00:25:46]>> No, it is.

[00:25:47]>> Um and before you say I can't have sweet tea, Riley, I'm diabetic.

[00:25:50]>> So am I.

[00:25:51]>> Okay, I'm not referring to you, [ __ ] >> I do got to go get my blood sugar checked.

[00:25:55]>> Did that count it for coming in?

[00:25:56]>> Uh probably. It's there. I need to go get it.

[00:25:58]>> down to the package room earlier and I mean I really wasn't looking, but I >> You were snooping to see if I had any packages down there.

[00:26:03]>> I just realized that you had one because it was cowboy colostrum and I saw it.

[00:26:07]>> Yeah.

[00:26:07]>> But and I had one, too. Um >> Um no, I I need to go get my blood work done. I think I probably am a diabetic.

[00:26:14]>> Well, I think you might be type one.

[00:26:16]>> What is that?

[00:26:17]>> It's the kind you're born with. Um type one like because you are pretty hypoglycemic.

[00:26:24]>> I like my blood sugar stays so, so low, but the other day I checked my sugar was 268.

[00:26:29]>> Yeah, you're definitely type one.

[00:26:31]>> So, you know, >> You're probably a type one diabetic.

[00:26:33]>> That's just how it goes.

[00:26:35]>> But I mean there's a lot of people >> But I have never been that high before.

[00:26:38]Ever. Cuz it it never I never knew it went high. I thought it was just always like >> Well, [ __ ] diabetes runs in both sides of our family.

[00:26:44]>> Diabetes >> I don't know if it runs on your dad's side, but it runs in heavy in our >> running on my dad's side. Them [ __ ] live to be 107.

[00:26:50]>> Yeah, well, diabetes runs in both sides of my family.

[00:26:52]>> thing that runs on my dad's side is arthritis and I done damn sure already got that. I got the restless leg syndrome, too.

[00:26:57]>> Oh my gosh, I couldn't go to bed the other day and I laid in bed and tossed and turned till 2:00 in the morning.

[00:27:05]>> Really?

[00:27:06]>> I was like bouncing my leg on the bed. I couldn't fall asleep.

[00:27:09]>> Well, restless leg syndrome, you're laying there and it feels like you're still walking and running.

[00:27:13]>> Yeah, I don't really have ever have that. My nana has it though.

[00:27:15]>> It It's not It doesn't hurt. It's just miserable and uncomfortable and you have to get up and run or walk.

[00:27:21]>> Yeah, same where Lane and posted on his Snapchat story like at 11:00 the other day. I was like, "Where the hell's he going?"

[00:27:27]>> [ __ ] my legs was still wanting to walk. I had to take them for a had to take them >> goes for a walk and I was like, "Oh [ __ ] he's pissed." And >> No, I had to take them for a walk.

[00:27:34]>> He He >> I had to take these knees for a walk.

[00:27:37]>> Yep.

[00:27:38]>> Mhm.

[00:27:38]>> Them legs were made for walking. Ain't that a song?

[00:27:42]>> I thought it was in boot for made for stomping.

[00:27:43]>> I I don't know.

[00:27:45]>> All I know is we're down in the under on the Chattahoochee.

[00:27:47]>> Yeah, it's hotter than Hootie and the Blowfish.

[00:27:48]>> Yeah, it's hotter than Hootie and the Blowfish outside.

[00:27:51]>> But, yeah, the 4th of July was fun.

[00:27:53]>> 4th of July was wonderful.

[00:27:55]>> Um we went over to a friend's house, had a good time.

[00:27:57]>> Yeah.

[00:27:58]>> Um Yeah.

[00:28:00]>> you doing this weekend?

[00:28:02]Oh, we're going >> Going home.

[00:28:03]>> What are you doing next weekend?

[00:28:05]>> I feel like we have something next weekend.

[00:28:08]>> I don't think we do.

[00:28:10]>> What is next weekend?

[00:28:11]>> I don't know what's the dates.

[00:28:12]I have no idea what we got going on.

[00:28:16]>> Uno momento.

[00:28:17]>> Uno momento.

[00:28:18]>> Um July 17th and 18th.

[00:28:20]>> 19th. I don't know. I don't think I have anything today, but um >> July 18th and 19th?

[00:28:26]>> Mhm.

[00:28:27]>> What am I doing that weekend? I don't think I have anything to do either, but I know the following weekend we're going to Montgomery, Alabama.

[00:28:32]>> Yes, we are. We're going to Leon Bridges show. We need to book a hotel for that.

[00:28:35]We talked about that last week, but we never did.

[00:28:37]>> Okay, well, you know what? You have the car company car just like I do. Book that [ __ ] if you want it done any sooner than I done it.

[00:28:41]>> And if I book a hotel that you're not content with, I will never hear the end of that [ __ ] [ __ ] So, if you you pay for the hotel, then you can book the hotel.

[00:28:48]>> Okay, well, and >> can book it. I mean, I'm not blaming you for not booking it. Okay.

[00:28:52]>> You want it booked right now, right this instant.

[00:28:57]>> Um, anyways >> Guys, this is my right hand by the way.

[00:29:00]I'm flipping it off with my bird finger.

[00:29:02]This is not my wedding finger. Okay, I don't have a [ __ ] The [ __ ] is Louis Vuitton.

[00:29:07]Don't have a marriage certificate, but when I do, you'll know because Raleigh's marrying me.

[00:29:13]>> As in like I'm going to be the minister.

[00:29:15]>> Yeah, um, but I said I asked you that the other day. You said I couldn't do that and be your best man. So, >> True.

[00:29:22]>> And I kind of feel like nobody else should be able to be your best man.

[00:29:25]>> No.

[00:29:26]I'm going to do both, [ __ ] Could you imagine that?

[00:29:29]>> Yeah.

[00:29:30]>> Officiate and then go walk down and then >> Well, it would be I'd walk up and then I would just Um >> Cuz Raleigh's an ordained minister.

[00:29:38]>> I am. I paid $13 for that [ __ ] one time on Facebook.

[00:29:41]>> So, if you need married, Raleigh's doing house calls.

[00:29:44]>> Sure am.

[00:29:45]>> Yeah.

[00:29:45]>> You can pay me with your wedding cake.

[00:29:48]>> Uh, yeah, yeah. That's how you're going to get paid, wedding cake.

[00:29:51]>> Um But not yet cuz I got to shed a couple pounds.

[00:29:54]>> Yeah.

[00:29:55]>> But, >> [sighs] >> you know, I mean I've really not got anything pressing.

[00:29:59]>> We have rambled the hell out of this episode. We've not given them anything anything >> Anything of value.

[00:30:05]>> Nothing. [clears throat] We don't really don't give anything of value unless you're one of our sponsors, then >> You know, I have I've gained weight and it like I just have because I've gotten to where I just would just eat whatever I wanted to. But I've come to the conclusion that if you eat healthy food, it might be good for your body, but it is not good for your spirit.

[00:30:25]>> And at the end of the day, your spirit is what's going to heaven.

[00:30:29]Your soul.

[00:30:30]>> Yeah.

[00:30:31]>> And so, it really does it matter if you if it's a little obese?

[00:30:35]>> You know, I >> As long as it's safe and washed in the blood of the Lord.

[00:30:39]>> It is. There's just more of it to wash.

[00:30:41]>> And But see the thing is is whenever we get to heaven, we're all going to be like have no pain, no suffering. So, I won't even have arthritic joints if I'm big.

[00:30:51]But like I've never ate something that was keto approved that really just sat right with my soul.

[00:30:59]Which I'm not even on keto, but that's just I'm just saying like only thing that I think is ever sat right with my soul is them Late July chips that is healthy.

[00:31:08]It's like a piece of fruit.

[00:31:11]Pineapple.

[00:31:12]>> Yeah.

[00:31:12]>> I ain't never met a pineapple I didn't like. I love pineapple. I could eat a damn Do they grow on a tree?

[00:31:20]>> I don't know.

[00:31:22]Do pineapples grow on a tree? Or in the ground?

[00:31:25]>> Hey Siri, how do pineapples grow?

[00:31:31]>> Pineapples grow on short stems above a spiky pineapple plant in a tropical environment. A pineapple grows from the central stem of the plant, which grows a purple flower first.

[00:31:42]>> So, it's just a plant.

[00:31:42]>> A plant. So >> So, it's a pineapple plant. They grow in a pot of pineapples.

[00:31:45]>> I could eat a pineapple plant. I love it. I love pineapple juice. I love um yeah. I love it.

[00:31:52]>> You know what I love?

[00:31:52]>> What?

[00:31:53]>> A nap. I'm going to take a nap when I get home.

[00:31:56]>> What time did you wake up this morning?

[00:31:59]>> Um 9:00.

[00:32:03]>> Okay.

[00:32:03]>> Probably 8:30.

[00:32:04]>> So, you woke up before me, probably.

[00:32:06]>> Yeah. But that don't mean I ain't tired.

[00:32:08]>> probably.

[00:32:09]>> I don't Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know I don't even know what time I woke up this morning.

[00:32:12]>> Woke up, went to the tea shop.

[00:32:14]>> Loaded tea shop >> Say you're in a small town without saying you're in a small town.

[00:32:17]>> Um took Kate by the pants store a loaded tea.

[00:32:21]>> Mhm.

[00:32:22]>> Got my hat hat back from her.

[00:32:24]>> Okay.

[00:32:27]>> What I got after that?

[00:32:28]Home. Here.

[00:32:30]>> Well, how was the drive?

[00:32:32]>> You know, it wasn't bad, actually. I never have problems on the drive, but I will say this, I was on the phone with Kirsten earlier.

[00:32:39]And since my car's drive drives itself, I don't really pay attention.

[00:32:43]>> Mhm.

[00:32:43]>> Like I pay attention enough to know that like I'm not going to wreck, but since it self-drives, like I'm clocked out.

[00:32:49]Yeah. Okay, I'm I'm clocked out.

[00:32:51]>> Mhm.

[00:32:52]>> And it does a good job at self-driving.

[00:32:53]It drives better than me.

[00:32:54]>> What did you and Kirsten talk about?

[00:32:55]>> Well, we talked about how I since I don't pay attention really when I'm driving cuz my car drives itself, >> Mhm.

[00:33:02]>> I stumble upon a new location every [ __ ] time I drive.

[00:33:04]>> Okay.

[00:33:05]>> And it's the same damn drive every time.

[00:33:07]>> Well, if you're not driving, you'd think you'd have more time to look around.

[00:33:10]>> look on my phone.

[00:33:11]>> Oh, okay, the truth comes out.

[00:33:12]>> on my phone, I eat.

[00:33:15]>> Okay.

[00:33:16]>> Um sometimes I set my computer up and watch Netflix in my I I do everything but drive.

[00:33:21]>> So, don't listen to anything that we're saying because we'll get you in an accident.

[00:33:25]>> No, we won't.

[00:33:26]That Tesla Tammy knows exactly what the [ __ ] she's doing.

[00:33:29]>> You know, somebody is really going to have to call Morgan & Morgan because you're going to hit their ass.

[00:33:33]>> No.

[00:33:34]>> Okay, I'm not.

[00:33:35]>> Anyway.

[00:33:36]>> Anyways, I'm just saying like even Kate was like, "Why do you put in the address everywhere we go here?" And I was like, "Well, I don't know my way around."

[00:33:42]She's like, "You've been like you've known me for 3 months now. You've stayed at my house. Like how why do you need the address?" Cuz Kate, whenever I'm [ __ ] my car's driving itself, I'm not paying attention, so I'm telling you if you don't actually like drive it yourself, you really don't know where you're at.

[00:33:55]Would you agree with that?

[00:33:56]>> Yeah.

[00:33:58]I still have to put in the address to get to the damn Walmart.

[00:34:00]>> so I mean I I still don't even know how to >> Maybe whenever I'm here, like I know my way around Nashville now.

[00:34:05]>> I only do a little bit.

[00:34:07]>> Yeah, I know my way around Nashville. If I put in Sometimes I do put in the directions just because I want to know if there's traffic somewhere, so I know which way to go, but I've gotten to where I don't need the directions, especially to go to the Walmart. I mean, you it's pretty much straight shot. What you doing over there?

[00:34:22]>> I was texting somebody.

[00:34:23]>> Mhm.

[00:34:24]>> Mhm.

[00:34:25]>> Um but >> Are you ready to get into Bloodline Brain Check?

[00:34:30]>> I mean, we can. I just figured we'd ramble for a minute.

[00:34:33]Oh.

[00:34:34]I don't know. I'm having a good time just shooting the [ __ ] you know? I hadn't seen you in 4 days.

[00:34:39]>> Okay. It's been >> 4 days.

[00:34:43]>> 3 days.

[00:34:45]>> 2 and 1/2.

[00:34:48][ __ ] you left at 5:00 in the morning the other day.

[00:34:51]>> That's >> That's a day to me.

[00:34:54]You think I'm up It's not like I didn't see you before 5:00 anyways.

[00:34:58]>> No, but like it's been It's like 2 days, and >> I cooked a steak last night. It was busting ginger.

[00:35:03]>> Was it? How'd you do it? Tell us. In an iron skillet?

[00:35:06]>> So, I went to Whole Foods, got a New York strip.

[00:35:11]>> [clears throat] >> Got my steak. This is how to cook with Raleigh 101.

[00:35:15]>> I think I seen a picture of it on your story.

[00:35:16]>> It was It was medium.

[00:35:18]I set it out for about 45 minutes to get room temperature. That's important if you cook it cold, it's going to cook >> unevenly.

[00:35:25]>> going to cook evenly. So, it's going to cook the outside before it cooks inside.

[00:35:28]Set it out. I put kosher salt and black pepper on it.

[00:35:31]>> it dry?

[00:35:32]>> Uh I Well, yeah, and then I put kosher salt and black pepper on it.

[00:35:35]>> Okay.

[00:35:36]>> Then, uh um let it sit out for about 45 minutes. Got my cast iron. Put some avocado oil in it.

[00:35:43]>> Okay. High smoke point oil. Good.

[00:35:45]>> Um laid it in the pan.

[00:35:49]Um and then I made a compound butter.

[00:35:51]>> Okay.

[00:35:52]>> So, I got some butter.

[00:35:53]>> Put some >> garlic.

[00:35:54]>> garlic, uh fresh garlic. I didn't even use garlic powder.

[00:35:57]Um >> Damn.

[00:35:58]>> thyme, rosemary, and then some cowboy butter seasoning, and then uh wrapped it up.

[00:36:03]>> Cowboy butter seasoning from where?

[00:36:04]>> Kinder's.

[00:36:05]>> Kinder's is the best.

[00:36:06]>> Kinder's is the [ __ ] Kinder's, you really need to sponsor us.

[00:36:09]>> Yeah, you do. That's all my cabinet.

[00:36:10]That's all I Other than slap your mama, that's all that's in my cabinet.

[00:36:12]>> every damn thing they have.

[00:36:13]>> I do, too.

[00:36:14]>> Um so, rolled it up in Saran Wrap, put it in the freezer so it'd get hard.

[00:36:20]Um and then I started my steak, put it in the cast iron, put a cast iron weighted thing on top of it So, I'd good good sear.

[00:36:28]>> A sear good contact with the pan.

[00:36:31]Weighted 3 minutes.

[00:36:33]Flipped it over on the other side weighted another 3 minutes. Before I did that, I seared the fat cap for 1 minute.

[00:36:39]>> Okay.

[00:36:39]>> And then uh threw the butter in there, basted it with the butter, poured it over on top of the steak uh for 1 minute after I turned the temperature down on low.

[00:36:48]>> Okay.

[00:36:48]>> And then >> Did you let your steak sit before you ate it?

[00:36:52]>> put it out on my cutting board. Set a timer for um I normally do 10 minutes, but I was hungry, so I did 8 minutes.

[00:36:59]>> Okay.

[00:36:59]>> [laughter] >> So, then uh in the meantime, I made some roasted potatoes in the in the air fryer.

[00:37:04]>> And it don't take long at all to roast them [ __ ] in the air fryer.

[00:37:06]>> I cut into my steak. It was a perfect medium.

[00:37:09]And then um I enjoyed my steak and I used the butter from the um pan and I dipped my steak in it. And that's probably why I'm gaining weight.

[00:37:19]So, it's just fat and grease.

[00:37:21]Um sopped it up like a dog and ate it.

[00:37:24]And then I also dipped my potatoes in Wingstop ranch.

[00:37:27]>> Now, that'll shout.

[00:37:28]>> Uh and I used A1 for the steak because I don't care what you say about a good steak don't need seasoning. That's [ __ ] >> don't need sauce?

[00:37:35]>> Don't seasoning, sauce, whatever. That's [ __ ] Uh I will You will pull my A1 out of my cold dead hands.

[00:37:41]>> I could eat A1 on it. I could drink A1.

[00:37:43]It's not even for the It's not even the fact like if you I know it's like an insult to the chef sometimes if you use steak sauce.

[00:37:49]>> I don't think it is.

[00:37:50]>> It's not to me.

[00:37:51]>> care if the chef feels insulted by my steak sauce.

[00:37:53]>> Me either because it's I mean >> Bobby Flay could make me a steak and I'd pour A1 on that [ __ ] Me too.

[00:37:58]>> Yeah. And it's not because the steak's not good, it's because I love A1.

[00:38:02]>> I I yeah.

[00:38:03]>> I eat that [ __ ] I dip shrimp in A1.

[00:38:05]>> for a reason.

[00:38:06]>> A1's just good as hell.

[00:38:07]>> ranch on my steak, too.

[00:38:08]>> I do, too. And you know what I do? I'll take a bite of steak and I'll dip half of it in ranch and half of it in A1.

[00:38:13]>> and eat that whole piece. Yep, sure will, [ __ ] Um but yeah, I enjoyed my steak.

[00:38:18]>> DoorDash-ing Wingstop later. I've not had it in over 2 months, probably.

[00:38:21]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:38:22]>> I know. 3 months really.

[00:38:24]>> in my fridge.

[00:38:24]>> I'm going to get a large one.

[00:38:26]Well, no, cuz I'm leaving tomorrow. So, it ain't going to do me no good to do a large ranch cuz I won't be here to eat it.

[00:38:31]>> You'll be back in 2 days.

[00:38:33]>> You keep that [ __ ] in the fridge.

[00:38:34]Landon, you eat a seafood boil 3 days after you get it.

[00:38:37]>> No, I don't.

[00:38:38]A day, the next day.

[00:38:40]>> You ate it the other day like 2 or 3 days after.

[00:38:42]>> next day.

[00:38:43]>> You've done it like that before. You've done it like that before because I've told you about it and you were like, "Raleigh, it's okay."

[00:38:48]>> Not a seafood boil. Maybe like the potatoes out of it and stuff, but not like the shrimp.

[00:38:53]>> I'm not eating that.

[00:38:53]>> to get damn food poisoning.

[00:38:55]>> I have a hard time eating >> and [ __ ] from here to the damn >> It don't matter if I eat it the day of or the day after. I give it 15 minutes and I'm damn squilching my ass.

[00:39:04]>> blow and go.

[00:39:04]>> I could bend over and [ __ ] dart.

[00:39:07]That [ __ ] is like cuz it's just a bunch of butter and oil. It just runs right through you.

[00:39:13]>> Which I've not I think I'm immune to it now. Coffee used to make me poop.

[00:39:16]>> Coffee doesn't me. It never has.

[00:39:18]Everybody's like, "If you're constipated, go get your coffee." [ __ ] don't work on me.

[00:39:24]>> It used to work on me. I could drink a Starbucks coffee and within 5 minutes.

[00:39:27]>> It yeah, at first like a long time ago, but now it's like I it doesn't do anything for me.

[00:39:33]>> Yeah.

[00:39:34]>> But yeah.

[00:39:35]>> So, what do you got on the agenda for the rest of the day today?

[00:39:37]>> That's how I [ __ ] at Raleigh.

[00:39:39]>> I'm leaving as soon as we get done.

[00:39:40]>> What's your favorite meal to make?

[00:39:43]>> I really like making steak.

[00:39:44]>> It's just so easy.

[00:39:45]>> Yeah, and I pulled my fire alarm off the wall.

[00:39:47]>> So, the smoke doesn't >> So, the smoke detector in the work in my apartment complex, I really didn't >> No, you did. He just pulls it off whenever he's cooking steak.

[00:39:55]>> Yeah, and plug it in and plug it back in and pull it out of my drawer. Um but probably steak.

[00:40:03]>> Yeah.

[00:40:04]Probably mine, too.

[00:40:05]>> You know what I like?

[00:40:06]>> What?

[00:40:06]>> A little hamburger steak.

[00:40:07]>> Oh, I do, too. I made some the other day.

[00:40:08]>> I did, too. I made three and I ate all three.

[00:40:10]>> Yeah, you made three of them and then I made two I made I pattied out three, cooked two.

[00:40:14]>> don't know what a hamburger steak is, it's pretty much just like a hamburger patty fried in a skillet with some like grilled onions, grilled bell peppers, all that good [ __ ] >> Mashed things, yes. Oh, okay.

[00:40:21]>> Yeah.

[00:40:21]>> Um and I I want on that [ __ ] >> And you know what I don't do? I don't make a gravy for mine. I don't like a gravy for mine.

[00:40:26]>> like? You know what I do? I pour My gravy is A1.

[00:40:29]>> I I'm not opposed to a gravy, but I don't necessarily love it.

[00:40:32]>> I don't want a gravy unless I'm eating them mashed potatoes.

[00:40:34]>> You know what? I really don't care for gravy and mashed potatoes.

[00:40:37]>> I do if it's from Popeyes.

[00:40:38]>> If it's a Popeyes, I will. But their gravy is special.

[00:40:41]>> or Wingstop?

[00:40:42]>> Landon, every time we do DoorDash Popeyes, they cancel the [ __ ] order or the shit's wrong. If you want Popeyes, go get it.

[00:40:47]>> And I ain't going to get it.

[00:40:49]>> Yeah, I've learned not to DoorDash Popeyes because they always [ __ ] it up.

[00:40:54]>> Mhm. DoorDash, we be shouting y'all the hell out.

[00:40:56]>> Yeah.

[00:40:57]>> We'll take some dollars.

[00:40:59]>> Don't I'm a DashPass member.

[00:41:01]>> Oh, I'm me, too. $10 a month best $10 I've ever spent.

[00:41:03]>> day. I I DoorDashed like 10 times in 2 weeks the other day. And they told me they told me that I unlocked a $30 reward, but I couldn't use it for 30 days.

[00:41:14]That's the dumbest [ __ ] I've ever heard.

[00:41:16]If I get my reward, I want it now. Are your eyelids heavy today?

[00:41:19]>> And that what sounds to me like you didn't sleep too good this last night.

[00:41:22]>> No, 71. My sleep was wonderful.

[00:41:25]>> Well, are you getting sick?

[00:41:26]>> No.

[00:41:27]>> Well, if you are, you better spend the hell out.

[00:41:29]>> like a little bleh.

[00:41:31]I did get an IV, though.

[00:41:32]>> When?

[00:41:33]>> In Alabama.

[00:41:35]I did.

[00:41:36]They come to your house there.

[00:41:39]>> If I ask you to go get an IV, you never want to anymore.

[00:41:42]>> one of them little butterfly needles. It was a big one. I almost [ __ ] >> [ __ ] forget about me.

[00:41:46]>> Yeah, I did.

[00:41:48]Um >> Anyways, we can get into bloodline brain chat.

[00:41:51]>> Okay, give me 2 seconds. Let me get my stuff prepared cuz I >> Okay, well, I'll ask you questions first.

[00:41:54]>> Well, no, I need to get my stuff prepared first.

[00:41:58]Give me >> I told him earlier he was going to have to be prepared because I already had mine in my notes.

[00:42:06]And make sure they're not questions you've already asked me before because I can't feel smart after that. I just feel like you don't pay attention. What do I even ask? Like is this true?

[00:42:15]>> me the same [ __ ] every week. You've asked me what state doesn't have a Q in it?

[00:42:20]Are the only state that You've asked You've asked me like it something about fingerprints and koalas 12 times.

[00:42:27]>> Well, what the hell do I type into chat to >> You say give me more. You've already give me all of these, you dumb [ __ ] >> That's what I told mine earlier. I talked to chat GPT like it's the dirt on my shoe.

[00:42:38]>> Four.

[00:42:40]>> Speaking of they're building these damn data centers everywhere.

[00:42:46]>> Apparently. And everybody's pissed off about it and I would be too.

[00:42:51]Then they're like, "But don't use chat GPT." Okay, [ __ ] Well, Google needs to get better.

[00:42:57]It just gave me like 400 questions.

[00:42:59]Okay, are you ready?

[00:43:00]Yeah. Oh god, and it's not even like What is the only US state whose name can be typed out using one row of a keyboard?

[00:43:09]>> [snorts] >> You know, I don't even think I know what letters are in the middle of the keyboard.

[00:43:19]>> Yeah.

[00:43:19]>> Like Q, you have A, you have S, you have W. You have Are these all on the top?

[00:43:24]>> I've memorized the keyboard. Yeah.

[00:43:26]I'm sorry that you're just a human typewriter.

[00:43:29]>> I'm just on my phone so much.

[00:43:31]>> know.

[00:43:32]Um Alabama.

[00:43:35]>> A L A B A M A, no.

[00:43:39]>> I don't know.

[00:43:40]>> Alaska.

[00:43:41]>> Oh, I was close.

[00:43:43]>> Mhm.

[00:43:45]>> Kind of.

[00:43:46]Okay.

[00:43:47]Um which country is both in Europe and Asia?

[00:43:56]>> Which country is both in Europe and Asia?

[00:43:59]>> Mhm.

[00:43:59]>> Is it like a popular [clears throat] country?

[00:44:01]Like would I know this country?

[00:44:03]>> Um >> Or is it like wouldn't >> it's the most >> ass little No, it's not like [ __ ] uh Uzbekistan or some [ __ ] >> that.

[00:44:13]>> Well, if you know that one, then you should know this one.

[00:44:18]>> The old >> What?

[00:44:21]>> [snorts] >> It's definitely not right.

[00:44:23]>> What is it?

[00:44:24]>> Greenland.

[00:44:25]>> No, I don't >> Well, what is it then?

[00:44:28]>> Turkey.

[00:44:32]Um >> Gobble gobble, [ __ ] >> What was invented first, the can opener or canned food?

[00:44:40]>> Can food, probably. But, then how the [ __ ] they get in it?

[00:44:44]>> [laughter] >> I guess they had to throw it at a rock.

[00:44:46]Like the caveman, they had to grit a arrowhead and throw it into it. Cuz let me tell you something, whenever I can't find my can opener and I'm trying to open green beans, I try to stab the [ __ ] out of that little [ __ ] with a with a knife and it don't ever work. I get a cut I get a little bit of it open and I have to like get the damn and it never works.

[00:45:06]How many numbers follow How many zeros are in 1 billion?

[00:45:12]>> Nine.

[00:45:13]>> Yes.

[00:45:14]>> Okay.

[00:45:15]>> Um What are What is the only continent with land in all four hemispheres?

[00:45:21]>> I don't know what a hemisphere is.

[00:45:25]>> What is that? Just a guess.

[00:45:27]>> What continent?

[00:45:28]>> What continent has land in all four hemispheres?

[00:45:32]>> North America.

[00:45:33]>> No.

[00:45:35]>> South America.

[00:45:36]>> No.

[00:45:37]>> Asia.

[00:45:38]>> No.

[00:45:39]>> Europe.

[00:45:39]>> You're not even trying at this point.

[00:45:41]>> Yes, I am. Africa.

[00:45:42]>> Yes.

[00:45:43]>> Okay.

[00:45:44]And Shakira is not from Africa.

[00:45:45]>> She's from Colombia.

[00:45:47]>> Then why does she sing that song?

[00:45:50]>> I don't >> I don't know. [laughter] >> What animal um Which US state has the shortest official name?

[00:45:59]>> Oh, I feel like this is kind of common sense.

[00:46:01]>> It is.

[00:46:02]>> The shortest official name.

[00:46:07]Utah.

[00:46:09]>> Well, I mean that you would think it'd be Todd, but that it says Ohio.

[00:46:18]>> They got they got the same amount, right?

[00:46:20]>> Yeah, four.

[00:46:21]That's true. I don't I don't know.

[00:46:22]>> Mhm.

[00:46:23]>> Which country has the most pyramids?

[00:46:27]>> Egypt.

[00:46:28]>> No.

[00:46:29]>> That was a good guess.

[00:46:30]>> Yeah, I didn't even know that this other country had a pyramid.

[00:46:33]>> [laughter] >> They're not important cuz they're not the pyramids of Giza.

[00:46:38]>> I don't know, Raleigh.

[00:46:39]>> Sudan.

[00:46:41]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:46:42]>> Like you knew that, [ __ ] I don't even know where Sudan is on a map.

[00:46:45]All I think I know about Sudan is that they stole Olivia Pope once.

[00:46:49]>> That's all I know.

[00:46:50]>> [laughter] >> Which is further north, Rome or New York City?

[00:46:55]>> New York City.

[00:46:56]>> No, Rome.

[00:46:57]>> Oh, I don't know why I said >> Which is further south, Detroit or Canada?

[00:47:02]>> South of what?

[00:47:06]>> That's a stupid >> Cuz Detroit and or Canada south of us, dumbass.

[00:47:10]>> I don't I don't know. That's a stupid question. What is the oldest continuously inhabited city? Think about the Bible.

[00:47:17]>> Jerusalem.

[00:47:18]>> No.

[00:47:20]Good guess.

[00:47:20]>> Bethlehem.

[00:47:21]>> No.

[00:47:23]Damascus.

[00:47:24]>> Okay.

[00:47:25]>> The road to Damascus. I think that's a place.

[00:47:27]>> Okay.

[00:47:28]>> Okay, two more.

[00:47:29]What is the most common birthday month?

[00:47:34]>> August.

[00:47:35]>> No.

[00:47:36]>> May.

[00:47:36]>> September.

[00:47:37]>> Really?

[00:47:38]>> Mhm. And what country has no rivers?

[00:47:42]>> [sighs] >> Egypt.

[00:47:47]>> No, it's Saudi Arabia, but how the hell they get water?

[00:47:50]They got ponds?

[00:47:51]>> If they got no rivers, how are they getting [ __ ] shipped to them?

[00:47:55]No cargo ships, no nothing.

[00:47:56]>> Cargo plane, I guess.

[00:47:58]>> Yeah.

[00:47:59]>> They said >> is that from me when I think of Egypt?

[00:48:00]They say destructive harmony.

[00:48:01]>> When I think of Egypt, I just think >> [laughter] [sighs] >> How would you say we attacked them again today? Or not today, but >> Of course we did.

[00:48:10]We attack every [ __ ] body, and I'm not saying they didn't deserve it cuz I don't know what they did, but I'm about tired of war. I'm ready for world peace and tranquility among the nations.

[00:48:21]Jesus.

[00:48:24]>> What is the tallest mountain in the world?

[00:48:25]>> Mount Kilimanjaro.

[00:48:29]>> No.

[00:48:31]What the [ __ ] is Mount Kilimanjaro?

[00:48:33]>> Uh everybody knows that line. Mount Everest.

[00:48:36]>> Yes.

[00:48:37]>> Okay.

[00:48:38]>> What is Kilimanjaro?

[00:48:39]>> It's another mountain.

[00:48:41]>> I thought Manjaro was Ozempic.

[00:48:43]>> [laughter] >> That's Manjaro, [ __ ] >> Oh.

[00:48:49]What color is a giraffe's tongue?

[00:48:52]>> Purple?

[00:48:52]>> Yeah.

[00:48:54]Mhm.

[00:48:55]>> Oh, you never fed the giraffe at the Chattanooga Zoo?

[00:48:58]They reach over and they go >> You should know this. You've asked me this before, but like You should know even What how many bones does an adult have?

[00:49:05]>> 200 and 36?

[00:49:08]>> Mhm.

[00:49:08]>> 226?

[00:49:09]>> Mhm.

[00:49:10]>> 242?

[00:49:11]>> Mhm.

[00:49:12]>> 252?

[00:49:13]>> No.

[00:49:14]>> How many?

[00:49:15]>> 206.

[00:49:16]>> Oh, [ __ ] Whatever.

[00:49:20]>> Um >> Could you put your flip-flop on?

[00:49:27]I feel like you're letting everybody see the dogs for free.

[00:49:29]>> They are.

[00:49:31]Well, I mean, they can still see them with my flip-flops on.

[00:49:33]>> Yeah, but it's just a little bit more modest.

[00:49:35]>> was the last to join the United States?

[00:49:40]>> Um Hawaii?

[00:49:44]>> Yeah. How'd you know that?

[00:49:46]>> Because I knew Arizona state 48.

[00:49:49]And I'm assuming Alaska and Hawaii were the last two.

[00:49:51]>> Okay, I don't know about Alaska, but I know Hawaii was the last [ __ ] to get approved.

[00:49:55]>> What was the first state to join the join the 13 colonies?

[00:49:57]>> Georgia.

[00:49:58]>> Mhm.

[00:50:00]>> Um, that's one of the questions. How many colonies were there?

[00:50:03]>> 13.

[00:50:03]>> Mhm. Who appears on the $100 bill?

[00:50:06]>> Uh, Jefferson. No, no, no, no, no.

[00:50:09]Benjamin Franklin.

[00:50:10]>> Yeah.

[00:50:11]Okay, so you're smart today.

[00:50:18]If a shirt if a shirt costs $40 and it's 50% off, how much does it cost?

[00:50:26]>> $20?

[00:50:27]>> Yes.

[00:50:28]>> God, I hope I'd have gotten that right.

[00:50:29]>> You looked a little startled there for a minute.

[00:50:31]>> I thought it was a trick question at first.

[00:50:36]You seem low energy today.

[00:50:37]>> I'm just reading some of these and I'm like, why the [ __ ] would you ask this?

[00:50:41]>> What is it?

[00:50:43]>> What does PIN stand for? P I N.

[00:50:48]>> [ __ ] if I know.

[00:50:49]>> [laughter] >> So, maybe not.

[00:50:52]>> Position.

[00:50:53]>> Uh-uh. PIN. What does PIN stand for? P I N.

[00:50:58]When I say this, you're going to be like >> Are you talking about PIN on a map or like a PIN password?

[00:51:02]>> P I N.

[00:51:02]>> Okay, but there's two kinds of pins.

[00:51:04]You're talking about like a pin cushion and like a pin >> They're both spelled P I N?

[00:51:08]>> Yeah.

[00:51:11]Check it, [ __ ] The P E N is the kind you write with.

[00:51:14]>> Uh-huh.

[00:51:15]>> Personalized identification number.

[00:51:17]>> Personal identification number.

[00:51:18]>> There you go.

[00:51:19]>> Yeah.

[00:51:20]Um, what Nope.

[00:51:25]Mhm. Who lives Okay, what's Mario's brother's name?

[00:51:30]>> Luigi.

[00:51:30]>> Good. I'm glad you knew.

[00:51:31]>> and sister?

[00:51:33]>> Yeah, are they brothers, I mean? Yeah, they're brothers. You didn't know that?

[00:51:37]>> No, I thought they were just friends.

[00:51:39]>> Let me tell you how dumb my chat is.

[00:51:41]What color is Shrek? That's what it wants me to ask.

[00:51:43]>> Green.

[00:51:44]>> [laughter] >> Get out of my swamp.

[00:51:48]>> Um More passion, more energy.

[00:51:56]Damn, you're dead over there. Can you hum while holding your nose shut?

[00:52:01]>> Hum.

[00:52:03]If you want us to have catnip, yeah.

[00:52:07]Okay. Oh, damn. That was some vibrations. How many letters are in an alphabet?

[00:52:11]>> 26.

[00:52:12]>> How many seconds in a minute?

[00:52:13]>> 60.

[00:52:14]>> How many hours in a week?

[00:52:15]>> Uh 52.

[00:52:17]>> No. What the [ __ ] Raleigh. How many hours in a week?

[00:52:20]>> 120.

[00:52:21]>> No.

[00:52:23]>> 24 hours in a day, 24 * 7 144.

[00:52:29]>> [laughter] >> Damn, I'm perplexed. Okay, hold up. 20 20 20 20 is 120 is 100. 20 20 is 140.

[00:52:39]>> [laughter] >> Plus four five six seven eight nine 10 11 12 4 * 7 is 28.

[00:52:46]168.

[00:52:47]>> Yes. [laughter] >> [ __ ] that perplexed me. I can't believe I said 40. There's 40 in a week.

[00:52:52]>> How many days are in a leap year?

[00:52:54]>> 40 in a work week? That's what I'm thinking of. How many days are in a leap year? 366.

[00:53:00]>> What What is frozen water called?

[00:53:02]>> Ice.

[00:53:02]>> What color is school buses?

[00:53:04]>> Yellow.

[00:53:05]>> How many wheels does a tricycle have?

[00:53:06]>> Three.

[00:53:07]>> How many zeros in 1 million? Six.

[00:53:09]>> What is the opposite of north?

[00:53:10]>> South.

[00:53:11]>> What shape is a stop sign?

[00:53:12]>> Octagon.

[00:53:13]>> Yeah, that was the lightning round.

[00:53:15]Could you imagine not knowing any of that?

[00:53:16]>> like I need to go on Fast Money.

[00:53:18]>> [laughter] >> I want to go Okay, this is my official petition to go on Family Feud.

[00:53:24]Okay. I want to go on Family Feud.

[00:53:26]>> Would you do good, you think?

[00:53:27]>> Yeah. Me and you and who else would go?

[00:53:29]>> Nanny Linda and Didi.

[00:53:30]>> Nanny Linda and Didi. No, Didi needs to go on what's it called? What My Nana is good at all of them. My Nana could answer every damn puzzle on Wheel of Fortune >> [laughter] >> with her eyes closed.

[00:53:40]She will She'll sit in the If they're not watching Gaither Gospel Hour, they are watching Gloria Gaither wrote the bread back him and all. She sure did.

[00:53:48]And Nana and Papa sit and sing them all day in the in the church.

[00:53:51]>> Okay, are you ready for bloodline not bloodline?

[00:53:53]>> going to get into bloodline banter.

[00:53:56]>> [laughter] >> You just said we're going to get into bloodline banter.

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[00:54:20]>> Okay, let's get started.

[00:54:21]>> Let's get start >> Let's get started.

[00:54:24]>> Shout out Amanda Medez, trailer trash Charlene.

[00:54:26]>> Charlene trash?

[00:54:27]>> I was saying trailer trash Jamie, trailer park Charlene.

[00:54:30]>> Okay, let's get started.

[00:54:31]>> Okay, let's get started. All right everybody, first up on the docket.

[00:54:35]>> Case number what?

[00:54:37]>> 947220B >> Okay.

[00:54:40]>> How do you feel about swingers?

[00:54:42]>> That's it?

[00:54:43]>> Yep.

[00:54:46]>> I don't agree with it.

[00:54:47]>> I don't agree with it.

[00:54:50]But you know what? As long as you are doing what you want to do in the confines of your home and everything you're doing is legal, I don't care what you do.

[00:54:58]>> I agree with that. I I agree with that sentiment.

[00:55:01]>> Hang the pineapple upside down.

[00:55:03]Who lives in a pineapple under the SpongeBob swing pants.

[00:55:08]>> [laughter] >> Um but I will say if you go on a cruise, >> expect it.

[00:55:12]>> Do not take a magnet to hang on your door that you're a swinger because the cruise line will make you take it off.

[00:55:19]I've ran into many swingers on a cruise ship.

[00:55:21]>> Really?

[00:55:21]>> Yes.

[00:55:21]>> Any of them try to get you?

[00:55:22]>> No, thank God, no.

[00:55:24]>> I I'm not for me, but you know what? I don't want to yuck your yum.

[00:55:27]>> If you want to swing, then as long as you're not doing anything that harms a child or an animal or another person and you're with a consenting adult or adults.

[00:55:38]>> Swing.

[00:55:38]>> You know what? Batter, batter, batter, swing. The only swinging I'm doing is on the porch.

[00:55:43]Just a swinging.

[00:55:45]Swinging. You don't even get that reference.

[00:55:48]>> Oh, Charlotte uses >> Oh, I know it exactly.

[00:55:52]>> when they sang.

[00:55:53]>> Yeah, Scotty McCreery actually sang that on American Idol.

[00:55:56]>> porch in the swing, just a swinging.

[00:55:58]>> Okay, let me find one.

[00:55:59]>> I'm proud of you for that.

[00:56:01]Okay, will you look for that next one?

[00:56:02]I've got one more.

[00:56:04]>> Okay.

[00:56:05]>> This is from Kinsey.

[00:56:07]I hooked up with a guy years ago after leaving the bar.

[00:56:11]We had drinks and it turned into a one-night stand.

[00:56:15]A year later, I met my husband and we have lived a happy, healthy marriage ever since. Congratulations.

[00:56:22]We went to his family Christmas last year.

[00:56:26]And his cousin walks in. Turns out it's the guy I hooked up with. Do I tell him or no? We haven't talked other than in passing and it feels weird.

[00:56:35]>> Can you recap, summarize that for me?

[00:56:38]>> So basically, she had a one-night stand.

[00:56:40]>> With this >> A year ago later, she met who is now her husband.

[00:56:44]>> And it was her his cousin.

[00:56:45]>> family Christmas last year and the cousin walks in and the cousin is the guy she hooked up with a year ago.

[00:56:52]I feel like it could be way worse.

[00:56:54]>> It could be way worse.

[00:56:56]I don't know that you should tell him or not.

[00:56:58]>> think you should.

[00:56:59]>> I mean, I I would I wouldn't want like if it happened to me, I wouldn't want to find out years later and then you not have to tell him.

[00:57:05]>> Very true.

[00:57:05]>> But >> like it's going to be a problem.

[00:57:07]>> fishy.

[00:57:08]>> Very true.

[00:57:08]>> You should be like, "Hey, I I didn't realize that like that was your cousin cuz it's the first time I've ever seen him in this vicinity, but I just want to let you know a year ago, like we hooked up after the bar."

[00:57:20]>> Blame it on the alcohol.

[00:57:22]>> And you're better. Just hop in my little bit.

[00:57:24]>> Yeah.

[00:57:24]>> Yeah.

[00:57:25]>> Yeah.

[00:57:25]>> There you go.

[00:57:26]>> Like I can't believe I touched your cousin with a 10-foot pole.

[00:57:28]>> Oh my gosh, I would have never done that, Sarah.

[00:57:30]>> Um No, I don't think it's I mean >> No, I would say something. I would just be like this happened.

[00:57:35]Oh, so you would say something. I would say something cuz it's fishy if you don't. If he finds out later cuz the cousin told him, then he's going to be like, "What? Like she didn't tell me that." True. suspicious. Honesty is the best policy, I guess.

[00:57:48]No liabilities in this courthouse.

[00:57:49]>> No.

[00:57:50]>> Mhm.

[00:57:52]Okay, I think I have one. I've not read it yet.

[00:57:55]>> Okay.

[00:57:55]>> But the first thing says, "So I'm going to stay anonymous." I've literally not read this, so it's just the first email >> popped up.

[00:58:00]>> Okay.

[00:58:01]Um this may be all over the place. Me and my boyfriend have been together for going on 4 years. We got pregnant on year two and lost the baby. I have been struggling with it ever since. His family hasn't even >> I'm sorry.

[00:58:10]>> His family has yet to been supportive all with me or him. His sister had a baby a few minutes months after I lost ours. She's constantly throwing the baby up on my face. I said something to him and he tells me not to worry like they can see my future. With all being said, we're getting married and I'm waiting to get them married on I'm waiting to get married on vacation with my family and not tell his family. He's okay with it.

[00:58:31]Okay, this is where I'm getting a little lost. He had nothing to do with them much anymore. Is it wrong for us not to tell them and then have a wedding for everyone when we get back from vacation?

[00:58:40]>> So they get married?

[00:58:41]>> Yeah, on vacation and they don't know.

[00:58:43]Yeah, they don't really want to tell them.

[00:58:44]>> I wouldn't tell nobody.

[00:58:46]>> I wouldn't tell nobody either. And you know what? The sister-in-law for rubbing that baby in your face, I would kick her straight out of the Yeah, I wouldn't put up with that and he shouldn't put up with that either and he should you need to tell him to get his family in check or I would end up in the busted paper.

[00:59:07]>> End would.

[00:59:08]>> Yeah.

[00:59:09]>> Well, there's that. I do think you should have a wedding though on vacation separate from all them.

[00:59:14]>> Listen, blood >> you get back to have a a se- a separate wedding, >> You don't even got to invite them. Just cuz you're blood don't mean you're family.

[00:59:22]>> Amen.

[00:59:22]>> So, there's no need for you to feel obligated to invite them to anything.

[00:59:27]>> Mhm.

[00:59:27]>> Um you do what you want to do and if they don't like it then they should have thought about their actions.

[00:59:31]>> If that sister-in-law says one more thing >> and sue her.

[00:59:35]>> Yeah.

[00:59:36]>> Maybe Morgan & Morgan can help with that. I don't think so, but they might be able to.

[00:59:40]>> Yeah, or just All righty.

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