TikTok Liberals say the DUMBEST S*IT

追加: 2026-06-07

[00:00:00]Unpopular opinion, brushing your teeth is cool.

[00:00:03]>> THAT'S FIRED.

[00:00:04]>> THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

[00:00:06]If you have a credit card and you hate people who ask for handouts, you are a person asking for a handout.

[00:00:15]A credit card is somebody else's money.

[00:00:19]So, for all you right-wingers who are all, "Oh, stop giving people handouts."

[00:00:27]If you have a credit card, you're a hypocrite.

[00:00:32]>> [laughter] >> I love it, dude. Dude, there's so many of these. I had a great time finding all these cuz they're great. This woman especially. For a moment in time, we were all actually in a great mood. I'm still in a great mood.

[00:00:48]>> [laughter] >> What are you talking about all actually in a great mood? It looks like you were never in a great mood. Maybe you could replace mood with food. Maybe you were into some great food.

[00:00:57]We were excited. We were We were happy.

[00:01:02]Um this was happiness that I hadn't felt in a while. It was almost a sense of relief.

[00:01:10]It was anticipation of a relief.

[00:01:14]And the craziest part is is that it was all over the world.

[00:01:20]Globally. [snorts] Globally, people were getting ready to just breathe again. She can't even breathe. It is so bad.

[00:01:31]She can't even breathe.

[00:01:34]This mixed with like the septum ring theory, it is getting out of hand.

[00:01:38]Septum theory this, septum theory that.

[00:01:41]>> You look like a pig that is painted with tats. HOW ABOUT THAT?

[00:01:45]>> THAT'S FIRED. YOU GUYS are just jealous that I am swag, awesome, gay, and um Yeah, that's it, really. Those the three things that I am. YOU'RE A LIAR.

[00:02:01]>> [laughter] >> SWAG, AWESOME, AND GAY. THAT'S ME.

[00:02:05]But for real, this septum theory [ __ ] is so [ __ ] stupid. Like, sincerely.

[00:02:13]And like, what are where are we?

[00:02:14]>> Bro, she looked like she fell in a clown's closet.

[00:02:17]>> SHOTS FIRED. What is that?

[00:02:19]Like, what is what is even going on right now?

[00:02:22]>> want to hear another white person say the word illegal for the rest of my goddamn life. Illegal. You are living on stolen land.

[00:02:30]Our ancestors forcibly and violently seized this land from the indigenous peoples who were living here for generations before we ever showed up. We do not get to call them illegal.

[00:02:41]We don't own the [ __ ] planet. Nobody does.

[00:02:45]We are evolved monkeys with opposable thumbs who use them to write little monkey scribbles on a slice of tree and we call it a birth certificate with our little monkey sounds. All of it is made up. None of it is real and it doesn't [ __ ] matter and it's Baby girl, I dare you to go steal somebody's car and figure out that this life is real.

[00:03:05]>> [laughter] >> This is what I don't get. For China, I probably pulled like a thousand clips.

[00:03:11]This liberal woman is having a meltdown because somebody farted.

[00:03:14]>> fresh cuz it just happened. But um >> [snorts] >> my wife and I just went to the store at the grocery store right by her house just to buy like junk food and stuff, you know. Just to buy junk food and stuff. Already off to a great start here.

[00:03:30]We're really tired.

[00:03:32]>> [snorts] >> We just wanted some sweet treats.

[00:03:35]And uh we were walk Sweet treats. That is such a big back turn.

[00:03:38]>> Big back. Big back.

[00:03:40]>> Just want a little sweet treat.

[00:03:41]>> And then I uh >> [snorts] >> And there were like two guys that walked up next to us, you know. Peyton like walked away, my wife walked away for just a second.

[00:03:49]And uh They were like snickering to their like to themselves or something.

[00:03:55]And uh like I didn't really think much of it.

[00:03:58]So, I'm just looking at the candy aisle trying to decide what candy I want.

[00:04:03]>> [snorts] >> And he walks by and gets like inches from me and just rips one like farts like this far from me. That's disgusting to say. I can't even believe I'm having to say this, but he did.

[00:04:15]>> [snorts] >> And about that time Payton walked up like didn't witness what happened but like seconds later and I'm like upset and I follow after him and I was like, "Is there a reason you were just [snorts] so disrespectful to me?"

[00:04:29]>> [snorts] >> How dare you break wind before me? I didn't know it was your turn, baby.

[00:04:34]I'll do this. Come here.

[00:04:36]And he uh >> [laughter] >> Never felt so dehumanized Never felt so dehumanized. I've had somebody fart in my face, dude.

[00:04:48]Go to a boys locker room as a high school boy, man. You're going to see some craziness. You're you're going to see some stuff that's absolutely nutty, brother. Go go play any sport as a boy in high school or college. You're going to get picked on. You're going to get you know, trash talked to. Like dudes are going to get on your nerves.

[00:05:06]It's just It speaks to the level of privilege that so many women have that when it's a minor inconvenience, they just want to blow up and play victim.

[00:05:12]This is why I say you can either be the victim of your circumstances or the hero of your opportunities.

[00:05:19]Stop seeing things as a negative light on everything that happens in your life.

[00:05:23]Everything that's happening to you is happening for you, not happening to you.

[00:05:27]If you view that from a positive lens, more than likely you can have a little bit better outlook on life. So many of these women though just want to play victim cuz you know why? It makes you give up all of your power.

[00:05:38]And so if you're powerless, then yeah.

[00:05:40]Boohoo me and he farted in my face and it smelled like asparagus and rotten eggs and Nickelodeon gak.

[00:05:47]This is what it allows you to do is it allows you to give up all your power when you play the victim and you you don't take accountability for everything because everything is out of y'all control.

[00:05:56]But when you say, "You know what?

[00:05:57]Everything that happens in my life is happening for me. It's either teaching me a lesson, making me learn something, or grow, right?" If you have that mindset, you can get so much further in life. That's why you see people that are at the highest of the food chain, the billionaires, massive millionaires, people that are highly successful, they don't make excuses for things. They take things that happen to them, whether they're positive or negative, and they say, "Oh, this is a great learning moment or teaching moment for me. This is the universe, if you're religious, this is God telling me that I need to learn from this, right?"

[00:06:26]A lot of people ask for things. They ask the universe, "Well, I want strength."

[00:06:29]Okay, well, you need obstacles to overcome to become strong, right? "Oh, I want to be patient." Okay, you're going to be tested by things that are going to make you be patient. These people just think everything's supposed to be handed out to them and that everyone's supposed to walk around like they're royalty.

[00:06:43]Baby girl, you're not a princess from Dubai.

[00:06:46]>> [laughter] >> You're a random chick with a septum ring at an Aldi's looking for ground beef.

[00:06:52]You're not nothing special.

[00:06:54]But this this female victim fatigue is also septum ring theory, but it's also mixed with the big backs.

[00:06:59]>> Big back, big back. So, I don't know if you guys have heard, but Southwest Airlines, they are currently trying to go through where now if you're, you know, wide as a bus, you got to buy two freaking bus or you got to buy you got to buy two seats now.

[00:07:12]>> Airlines want plus-size people to pay extra now.

[00:07:15]>> Like, hello, your tiny seats barely fit a Chihuahua. [music] And last time I checked, 60% of the people is plus-size.

[00:07:22]So, basically, we are 60% of people are overweight.

[00:07:26]Let's stop calling it plus-size. Let's You know what? Let's just start calling it fat.

[00:07:30]>> Gotcha, [ __ ] I'm going to stand up during the flight. [music] Some of you say that it's well deserved, but what about having a condition and not being able to control it? Please What is that How do you get that much fat on your butt? Drop your solutions below because there is >> Drop your solutions below. Get on a treadmill.

[00:07:47]>> [laughter] >> Put the fork down.

[00:07:50]Those are two really easy ones right there. No way I'm giving more money to this airline. [music] I'm not paying for two tickets. Okay, well, dude, this is crazy to me.

[00:07:59]People saying that the airlines should make wider seats instead of you getting on a freaking diet.

[00:08:06]>> [laughter] >> This is what I'm talking about, dude.

[00:08:07]Look inward. Figure out what you can do to change your circumstances.

[00:08:11]>> [laughter] >> Stop worrying about what other people do. There's a stoic philosophy. If you haven't read uh the Meditations by Marcus Aurelius, I highly suggest doing that. Stoicism's awesome. It helps me It helped me a ton. It helps me a ton every day. But one of them is you only have control over how you react. You don't have control over situations. Things are going to happen day-to-day. Stuff is going to go wrong. Stuff is going to go right as well. But the only thing you have control over is how you react. I hope you guys enjoyed today's episode.

[00:08:40]Don't forget to like, comment, and subscribe. It was good to have you guys out, man. Until next time. Peace.

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