Narcissists and #COACHELLA

Added: 2026-05-05

[00:00:00]Oh no. What is this? Coachella.

[00:00:04]>> What's it say? People have all the room in the world and still have to push you out of your own video.

[00:00:14]>> Yeah. God forbid there's a music festival happening in the middle of your stupid little photo shoot, right?

[00:00:20]>> Watch this. See these people coming now?

[00:00:23]Do these people look like they have room? Yet the center of the universe over here will walk directly in their path, turn around, stop directly in front of them, and pretend like she's not the rude one.

[00:00:37]Look at her. She's shocked.

[00:00:40]>> And she goes, "All the space." Yeah. As she points to the space where she created the traffic jam.

[00:00:49]I mean, why do we even let these people participate in society? Common decency is obviously too hard of a concept for him to grasp. These people are awful.

[00:00:59]Here's another insufferable type of halfwit you'll find at Coachella. Where do you hear this one?

[00:01:04]>> So, you already know that I'm a fat girl who loves to eat. So, come eat with me at Coachella.

[00:01:10]>> Yeah, I know. Now, let's see how long you can make it through this without vomiting on your shirt.

[00:01:15]>> After that, we were hungry. So, we went to Senna Vegan to try out their vegan crunch wrap and a burrito. And let me just say the vegan crunch wrap.

[00:01:26]I already vomited. Didn't make it too far, did I?

[00:01:30]>> You know what I just realized? Watching this is a form of self harm. I mean, look how happy these people are to get ripped off by their $13 coffee.

[00:01:40]>> I started out strong with a matcha pickme up from Cafe.

[00:01:44]>> Yeah, let's rob this one for $17.

[00:01:46]>> You guys, we got another $17.

[00:01:49]>> She seems happy about it.

[00:01:51]Look at these two. They're thrilled the restaurant's robbing them.

[00:01:56]>> Yeah. Nothing says bragging rights like filming yourself celebrating being swindled.

[00:02:03]Wow. Jealous. Wish I could pay $7 per edami.

[00:02:08]Yeah. Meanwhile, this is from the same generation who complains the economy is broken and it's too expensive to buy a house.

[00:02:16]You know what's even more insulting?

[00:02:18]They started this festival back in 1999 as a rebellion against high ticket prices. You go look it up. Pearl Jam played out here as a protest against Ticket Master. Remember that? Then Coachella comes in. No corporate sponsors, affordable tickets, no corporate service fees. Now they're like, "Eh, let's just be everything we were against." Yeah, let's do $17 lemonades now.

[00:02:41]>> It was indeed $17.

[00:02:44]$20 with tip. They have strawberry and regular. I got strawberry.

[00:02:50]>> $30 chicken sandwiches. How about a $150 caviar burger?

[00:02:56]>> $150 Michelin starred caviar burger that comes with a full tin of caviar to add on top.

[00:03:02]>> Oh yeah, and let's just charge them $647 to get in.

[00:03:07]>> Our grand total was $314 for food and drinks.

[00:03:12]>> Come on, Joey. That ain't bad for all the performers you get to see. Yeah, what a deal. Here's the same amount of performers in 99 you got to see for $50.

[00:03:21]Yeah, now you get to pay 10 times more to watch them through everyone's phone screen.

[00:03:30]Could spend $10,000 for a premium pass to peek at the stage over a wall.

[00:03:35]>> I PAID $10,000 for this.

[00:03:39]>> Just a stand in the corner like a like an idiot.

[00:03:43]Oh, hell no. This is >> beyond booty cheeks.

[00:03:50]>> $10,000. You paid $10,000 for this?

[00:03:55]>> Oh my god.

[00:03:56]>> And if you do get a view somehow, you get to watch Poopy Pants sitting on stage with his laptop watching YouTube videos. These nuts got >> Yeah. This is your headliner.

[00:04:18]>> Oh, I've seen no ads.

[00:04:20]>> Yeah, it's this guy. Poopy pants number two. Oh, >> and you better believe Poopy Pants number one is at the festival. Yeah, he's just floating around blessing his fans with that amazing positive energy he's always preaching.

[00:04:35]because you know he loves you.

[00:04:37]>> We're spreading the love. We're making it about everybody. Have an amazing day.

[00:04:41]I love you.

[00:04:41]>> Yeah. All of society's favorites are here. Look, you got the former prime minister of Canada.

[00:04:48]>> You know, the guy who banned plastic in his country. Yeah. Now you can watch him drink out of it and VIP during his midlife crisis. Yeah. You get to be surrounded by all the people who overshare their entire lives on TikTok.

[00:05:01]>> We were feeling crazy. We got the caviar and I definitely would recommend if you have a chance to try it.

[00:05:05]>> Yeah, they'll all be there. I mean, look what you're missing out on.

[00:05:09]>> What is the inspiration for the outfit today?

[00:05:10]>> Today I just It was a last minute moment.

[00:05:12]>> Oh, wow.

[00:05:13]>> Yeah. And it just all came together.

[00:05:15]>> My food's coming up again. I got to go.

[00:05:17]Talk to you guys later.

[00:05:19]>> We got a ham and it was perfect for the hot Coachella heat. But if you know me, you know there's always room for dessert. So, we ended strong with an amorada, which is delicious gelato. But stay tuned for tomorrow where I show you where all this speak easys are.