A MASTERCLASS IN DRY BEGGING

Added: 2026-05-13

[00:00:05]Stay on. Stay on. Stay on. Excuse me.

[00:00:11]I'm just trying to a little fun.

[00:00:17]Before we begin properly, this is a long video and there are periods in time where I don't say anything. There's nothing to comment on per se, but apparently the faces I pull are enjoyable, so why not leave them in?

[00:00:40]Anyway, without further ado, let's watch this individual.

[00:00:50]Yeah, let's go with that. Let's watch this individual, shall we? Hello, Tis.

[00:00:55]Die fat cow.

[00:00:58]Another live on kick. Now this is been increased to two times the speed to make it bearable. Maybe it might be a tad too fast, but for some reason I don't think it will be.

[00:01:17]Anyhow, let's see what she has to say, shall we?

[00:01:21]Hey, what's up, man? What's up, lady? My channel's still acting weird. I know.

[00:01:25]Maybe I should log all the way up and come back in like next time I go live.

[00:01:27]Go Cruz was a one-off girl. They take No, but what about the [ __ ] henta virus?

[00:01:32]1,000. I think it's about 10 bucks. What would it take to convince you to drop kick? I don't think that'll be possible.

[00:01:39]Why can't I do both? Does anyone else get Would you give up being paid weekly SB? No.

[00:01:44]Well, here's the thing, Sie.

[00:01:47]You being demonetized on kick is literally a matter of time.

[00:01:58]Guarantee it.

[00:02:03]Does anyone else get free membership for local queens? No. Rage.

[00:02:07]Yeah, I know. So what? They got it from a ride on board. I don't want to get it from anything. Yeah. Yeah. Panilla. I know those people won't off. She was just here.

[00:02:17]What's this?

[00:02:21]To get Beg's attention, Foodie literally scratches her ass and then jokes about Beiji like enjoying or preferring to rest by her butt.

[00:02:39]Now, here's the thing.

[00:02:42]I'm of the opinion that encouraging your cat to settle by your butt is a bit unusual.

[00:02:54]I'd also argue knowing how flatulent you are, it's ill advised, but for some reason foodie likes this and that is weird.

[00:03:15]Not having a cat settle behind your butt as much as actively getting enjoyment out of the fact she farts on the cat.

[00:03:30]That's odd.

[00:03:34]Maybe maybe she's replaced the la with the cat, which isn't fair on the cat. Obviously, it's not nice at all. But we do know Salah has a desire, as he has expressed before in text form, to be farted on in the face. So maybe she's just, you know, missing a certain something and is trying to recreate it with that poor poor animal.

[00:04:11]Excuse me.

[00:04:17]No, it's not necessarily more on YouTube. It's more exposure. Yeah. So, I would really like to find a balance.

[00:04:21]Like, I would like to find a way up more vlogs and do more YouTube content, but not get rid of Hi.

[00:04:24]>> You know, into this house we're born.

[00:04:28]>> I haven't heard from Tracy. I sent her a message. And I'm pretty sure Hex is here in different form. I think she was a buddy troll or something. That's just my instinct. That's all I know. Well, that's totally fine with me. That's I mean, you know, whatever. Whatever.

[00:04:39]That's just my um that's just my my suspicions. Hey, Crystal.

[00:04:47]>> No, I don't think it's the same one, Barracuda.

[00:04:50]It's kind of hard to tell these days.

[00:04:52]>> It really is for sure.

[00:04:55]>> All right. See you later.

[00:04:58]>> It makes me nuts.

[00:05:01]>> A buddy troll. No. No.

[00:05:06]>> There's two ways to look at this.

[00:05:08]Either Hex is a buddy troll with alternative accounts and pops in and out of foodies chat using various accounts during one stream, which is unusual behavior for an individual unless their reasons are somewhat suspicious.

[00:05:34]or foodie is being a tad paranoid.

[00:05:40]Now, we've already established foodie seems to heir on the side of paranoia and thinking the worst of people.

[00:05:55]Of course, it's possible.

[00:05:58]I would wager that a good 80% of the people in foodies chat are not there because they actually legitimately like her.

[00:06:15]But I'm going to say this is probably more a case of foodie being a touch neurotic.

[00:06:28]until I'm proven differently. Of course, >> long time user.

[00:06:36]>> No, I just I just have my suspicions.

[00:06:40]>> Your brain does not take things at face value. You've always got to add some sort of nefarious twist to anybody's intentions which actually says an awful lot about you is not necessarily because of experience that you don't trust. It's because you know you would be doing exactly that. You do things with nefarious intentions. You do things because of what you want to get from the person or the situation. You look out for you. And because of that, you t everybody with the same brush.

[00:07:29]She hate to drink and um deep fry things. And I don't even put my house on a Oh, glitter queen. Sorry to hear that.

[00:07:41]That's so Oh, ALS is awful. She is so so sincere.

[00:07:49]Really, it makes me want to pour my heart out to her just so I can feel supported in that very special way that foodie makes other people feel supported.

[00:08:05]And look, we are coordinated.

[00:08:10]Great. I'm so sorry.

[00:08:14]You never tried nothing. Like I say, you know, you guys are human, too. I'm really sorry, Queen. I'll pray for your friend.

[00:08:20]Ooh, her viewers are human, too.

[00:08:25]How compassionate, understanding, open-minded of you, foodie, and sorry about your bad day. Seems just to be an overall rubbish one for most people. Like, what the hell? But that is really awful.

[00:08:42]Yeah, >> she has to include herself in the situation every time. She'll say she feels sorry for you, but then will always add the caveat, "I'm not doing particularly well either." She's one of those people.

[00:09:01]>> Yeah.

[00:09:06]Here, I've never heard fart.

[00:09:12]I've never heard heard a cat heard. That's how it that felt wrong. It's heard, isn't it?

[00:09:20]Never heard a cat fart either.

[00:09:22]Definitely smelled it, though.

[00:09:25]Toxic.

[00:09:27]Toxic. And it lingers. And if they were sat on something at the time, it stays. It doesn't go anywhere. It's like a little pocket of obnoxiousness, which I would imagine foodie sofa would have many pockets of obnoxiousness all over them. And we know for sure, for sure the mattress does.

[00:09:58]And Scooty seat definitely.

[00:10:07]Where's Sushi?

[00:10:10]She's traumatized and she likes them. We all know this. My eyeliner is everywhere. Oh, the sun is coming out a bit. What? It's going down. I wish it wasn't windy.

[00:10:22]Personally, I love windy weather. Love it. And when it's not cold, the breeze has to be cool, not hot hot wind. So, oh, I'd never survive in foodies company. Um, good breeze, not warm, sunnyish day.

[00:10:44]Love a strong breeze. Love it. Like farts. I'm traumatized.

[00:10:50]I know. I was thinking like maybe I should do it less.

[00:10:54]>> What? Farting on the cat? You think you should do farting on the cat less? How about not at all?

[00:11:01]Not at all.

[00:11:05][ __ ] weirdo.

[00:11:07]Sorry, I had to. I've been called it by foodie. She calls everybody else it. Why not? Why not call it plagiarism? I don't know. I so much want to be like her.

[00:11:21]Oh, no.

[00:11:24]>> Yeah. Thanks, Vera.

[00:11:28]Oh no. Look in here. That sucks. Yeah, I got to get dinner later. I don't know what to have. Hey.

[00:11:33]>> Now, this is the beginning of the dry begging. She's going to suggest lots of foods that she could possibly order from. What should I get? What should I get? But she'll keep returning again and again and again back to pizza.

[00:11:50]She'll mention it many, many, many times.

[00:11:54]And this is foodies emmo for wanting a donation to get a food a particular food.

[00:12:06]Just watch and see cuz I feel like uh I went into law and did my part so they didn't have anything. Oh, come on.

[00:12:15]Entire supermarket has nothing nothing of interest to foodie. I find that literally impossible.

[00:12:28]But foodiey's brain has decided foodie wants pizza, but not any pizza that you could buy in a supermarket. It's got to be a delivery pizza. And because Foodiey's brain has fixated on a particular food, has a particular craving, nothing else will do.

[00:12:49]Even if she eats enough that would normally satisfy her, until she's eaten the thing she's craving, it makes no bloody difference at all.

[00:13:07]Yeah. Too familiar. Yeah. I mean, I don't know. Like, whatever. If people want to go, they they can go. I don't, you know, I'm not going to freak out.

[00:13:16]Two bees, two away.

[00:13:18]Yeah. Yeah, except him once like a big hairball beat.

[00:13:23]>> Why would that even come up in conversation?

[00:13:29]You've actually confessed to sleeping in much much worse of your own stuff. Hi, BBJs.

[00:13:46]I saw that episode of Self. It was so [ __ ] disgusting. the way they'd be like and then a turd would fly and then slide out.

[00:13:52]No, no ingredients to cook. And besides which, I really wanted to get something from LA. I'm mad. I should have gone earlier. I didn't think like they're open till 10:00 and I went there at like 7:00. Wait, that's 3 hours before they close and you're telling me that they don't have like any food?

[00:14:05]>> No, just they don't have any food you want specifically. Any food you want specifically?

[00:14:14]>> What the hell? Well, I guess when I run out, they run out. member berries. No.

[00:14:18]Yeah, I don't think she's Pashant Tim. I I know what Pashant Tim looks like.

[00:14:21]Thank you, Pooh.

[00:14:23]The blue box beside people's names.

[00:14:26]I don't see a blue box myself. Is it green? Hey, Poo. I don't see a blue box myself. Is it green?

[00:14:37]Honestly. Honestly, I bow down. I bow down in the presence of such an intellectual titan.

[00:14:50]If I had a hat, I'll take it off to you.

[00:14:55]You got your braces off today. Oh, how are they looking?

[00:15:01]>> Tik Tok meal. What's up, SB? You >> order ice cream on sale boots today?

[00:15:05]What kind? Who gifted a membership? Oh, weird Barbie. Hey, Tammy. Get over here, you.

[00:15:14]Hey, baby.

[00:15:16]Hi.

[00:15:18]Hi.

[00:15:20]It's insanely quiet here.

[00:15:22]Hey, Chrissy.

[00:15:24]>> Hey.

[00:15:26]Hi.

[00:15:28]>> Chapman's Premium.

[00:15:29]>> Hello, darling.

[00:15:30]>> Say it. Say it.

[00:15:33]Do you ever use the calling lounge? No.

[00:15:35]Why would I want to hang up there? Oh, hello baby. Oh, I see what she sees. No, baby.

[00:15:43]My baby. I'm coming. I want to go there.

[00:15:46]Hello. I'm by myself. No.

[00:15:49]More than five flavors. That's okay if you love ice cream.

[00:15:52]Would you ever consider getting a rabbit? Not with a cat. No. I got to stick to one species. Me. No. The fridge. I'm I don't know. I'm so depressed. I don't feel like doing a single effing thing.

[00:16:02]So, nothing unusual, nothing different, nothing monumental.

[00:16:08]Same old, same old.

[00:16:10]>> Yep.

[00:16:13]Just existing.

[00:16:14]>> I don't want your butt on my microphone.

[00:16:16]>> Flowey.

[00:16:17]>> No, no butt on microphone.

[00:16:20]>> No.

[00:16:20]>> Is it supposed to last? Let's get cake.

[00:16:22]Would be like a bunny sister. I doubt it. Where's >> your tummy? I don't know. I don't know.

[00:16:28]Go off.

[00:16:32]Yeah, thank you. I know it's not about cleaning.

[00:16:37]>> No, she wants a effing pizza.

[00:16:42]She wants an effing pizza and nothing else will do. Nothing.

[00:16:48]>> BG doesn't really like ice cream, I don't think.

[00:16:52]>> She doesn't know if BG likes ice cream because she's never shared it with BG.

[00:16:58]probably doesn't know what BG likes beyond chicken that she has removed sauces of. Probably with her mouth cuz she'd be buggered if she's going to share anything she wants with anybody else, not even her child. No fast food. Yeah, I know. That's maybe her.

[00:17:23]For example, I know for a fact I only have well I have four cats but only one of them likes people food and it's very squid very fond of egg things like frittatas and definitely omelets.

[00:17:38]Definitely definitely omelets and cheese sauce. Not that I purposely feed the cat human food, but you know cats are a bit sneaky.

[00:17:53]N creamy. I don't want to make my own ice cream.

[00:17:57]I don't want to do anything. I'm just miserable. Hey, Neil.

[00:18:00]Oh, long cut. Wies are so cute though.

[00:18:03]Especially the long those long hair ones.

[00:18:07]Oh, fart. I don't know what I'm doing.

[00:18:12]A horribly going to cry. The next time I go to the movie will be I think on the 15th.

[00:18:18]Don't stop belieing. Watermelon from where?

[00:18:26]My cat is not mowed down. She's freaking throwing.

[00:18:30]Okay.

[00:18:32]Oh, her body DMX. Yeah. Paragraph. They have a rage room. Oh, no. I don't know.

[00:18:38]Would you would you guys do that? A rage room.

[00:18:40]>> Absolutely.

[00:18:42]Apart from technically it'd be a waste of money for me because physically I'm probably able to rage for about 30 seconds and then I will be tired. So waste of money for me. Probably throw something once, probably bash something in once and then I'll be done. So mini rage rooms possibly.

[00:19:05]Yeah.

[00:19:06]>> Probably just sitting in fuel and wasting my life away. Me too.

[00:19:09]>> Yes, you are. You are literally wasting the life. In your words, God gave you.

[00:19:16]Don't sit on my microwave. My microwave.

[00:19:18]My microphone. I don't want a butt on the microphone.

[00:19:23]Oh, come on. Can I have a pretty face?

[00:19:26]No. Okay. Okay. Just put your tail in front of the computer so I can't see myself. Good girl. You good girl. Yeah, you good girl. You are lovely, Drew.

[00:19:38]Yeah. You got wet mugs.

[00:19:41]Anyway, >> hey Gooff Jet. Hey, CA.

[00:19:48]Isn't it weird Goth Jet that you that Hex's cat's name is Jet?

[00:19:53]>> Oh gosh. So, the whole conspiracy theory about Hex being having an alter ego stock account is because the word Jet, which is the cat's name, is in there.

[00:20:06]Really? That's why you think it a goth jet because you have a cat called goth. No, jet. Cat called goth.

[00:20:17]Really?

[00:20:18]As if nobody else on the entire planet has used the word jet in their username ever. You you've based your whole conspiracy theory on that.

[00:20:31]>> You are a [ __ ] idiot.

[00:20:33]>> That's kind of strange.

[00:20:34]>> No, it's not.

[00:20:37]Hex. You know who Hex is?

[00:20:39]>> I mean, if the cat had an incredibly unusual name. Now, I'm presuming Hex's cat's black.

[00:20:49]Yeah, probably. I mean, it's like being suspicious because I'm in chat and then I disappear and another person comes on chat and has the word cow in their username. Ignoring the fact that we consider you and other people in girl world lol cows, but thinking that any other account with the word cow in has to be a sock account of mine.

[00:21:14]For a start, if I was to have a sock account, I would choose something that would be so obviously obviously not a name I would use like fairy princess or rose petal. You know, something that you wouldn't look at me and think, "Oh, I bet that's fat cow." Yes. I wouldn't like um uh swamp hag or gothic sloth or anything like that. I I I you know Disney princess tiara pink thing, you know, give people some credit.

[00:22:03]My theory is that you are hexed.

[00:22:08]My theory is that Foodie is ever so slightly paranoid and doesn't think good or well of anybody.

[00:22:20]Well, you're not in here. That's why.

[00:22:27]Double agent.

[00:22:29]Maybe could have.

[00:22:31]No, you're not opening a can of worms, Melinda. The thing is is I literally like don't try to look too much into it because any of you could be anybody. You know what I mean?

[00:22:39]>> What do you mean you don't try to look into things too much? Like you don't want to go too deep. You've literally announced to your entire audience that you thought one of your viewers has a sock count as somebody else and frequently switches between the two in the same chat because they're probably a troll.

[00:23:02]And you consider that not reading too much into it, not looking into it too much really.

[00:23:13]So that was trippy. Kira, why am I happy to see you? I just always am. I can't lie.

[00:23:20]I love all you guys. But you know, >> bollocks, does she?

[00:23:27]>> You're Trump. Imagine. Nah, we would know. You'd be saying a bunch of [ __ ] things. bunch. What's up today?

[00:23:37]Your Amber Lin red lipstick secret agent man.

[00:23:45]Yeah, I I know who you are as you're from the Middle East, aren't you?

[00:23:51]You feel irritable? Me, too. Nice. I saw a picture of me.

[00:23:56]>> Bear this in mind. This is at twice the speed. twice the speed >> on my scooter at the Mexican festival thing and my belly was hanging out of my shirt.

[00:24:08]>> Except I would argue that if you look at that photograph and bear in mind the hands and ear, you'll see the hands have lots of different gradients and tones and shadows and highlights. Whereas the strip of belly we see is one uniform color. No uh changes in texture, no changes in color variation, no shadows, no highlights. So, I'm going to wager, which is my favorite word for today, apparently, that that belly was covered in Spanx.

[00:24:47]It was not a free belly. It was not an exposed belly. It was a restrained belly. So that is evidence of Spanx or extremely large granny pants. Same thing pretty much. Which means that what we're seeing sun's filter is still a squished up version of the actual reality which we know that this girthy frontage bit without support is significantly ly lower. So what we're seeing is the un is the tethered version of the stomach.

[00:25:46]So that is something to um take into consideration.

[00:25:56]I'm literally like the embodiment I'm like the embodiment example like of a fat female slob.

[00:26:04]Now embodiment is a much much much much more appropriate word than um whatever the other word was an example.

[00:26:16]You are the poster child. the poster child for a female slob. By your own admission, you just use the wrong adjective.

[00:26:32]She thinks it's funny.

[00:26:35]That's what I find really difficult to understand. She actually thinks it's funny.

[00:26:43]What a weird thing to be proud of. What a really, really bizarre thing to be proud of.

[00:26:54]It's not an achievement. It's not an accomplishment. It's not something you'd put on your CV or resume, depending on where you come from.

[00:27:06]It's not a claim to fame. Most people would lay their cattle.

[00:27:16]The cows look great. You're in the Middle East for work. Magic cat. No, I'm not like saying it derogatory. I'm like just saying it as a fact because No, listen. If you listen, just listen for a minute.

[00:27:26]What is the politically correct definition like in a dictionary of a fat female slob?

[00:27:35]The thing is Oops.

[00:27:41]It's not politically incorrect to call somebody a slob.

[00:27:50]The other words, I don't know. I mean, it's a statement of fact, but slob's not politically incorrect. It doesn't have any connotations such as the hard R for example or other words that you like to use so often.

[00:28:18]Slob.

[00:28:19]No, you're fine with that word. Claim it. Embrace it.

[00:28:26]Actually, you know, have an identity and stand by it. Ben foodie.

[00:28:34]If it if it's something you want to boast about, embrace it. Claim it.

[00:28:43]Just remove any I'm going to stop talking cuz I don't know what I'm saying.

[00:28:49]>> Whoever using inclusive and respectful language, fat, uh, behavior, hygiene.

[00:28:54]Well, I'm not very swavely, am I?

[00:28:58]>> Uhhuh. Oh yeah. Oh definitely without question. I mean absolutely absolutely categorically without question.

[00:29:10]>> Um female. Okay. I don't want to be mean. I mean I fart. Poo. I eat like a slob. I'm fat. So I mean if I fit that criter my gut hanging out of my shirt. I fit the criteria.

[00:29:19]These are I'd like to hug the poo mix with full of boooo. Everybody's boobs.

[00:29:27]Whatever. Would I loved it? I heard you say gojet is hex. Well, my theory is that but goth jet barracuda bondu gh. It's his problem because I remember he hex saying her cat's name was Jet and she disappeared.

[00:29:42]I think she was a buddy troll. Teardrop.

[00:29:44]The way she just disappeared. Okay, >> because foodie values loyalty and loyalty in foodies eyes is turning up for every single life she does without fail.

[00:30:06]So having an existent outside of foodies lives is suspicious.

[00:30:15]You're not to be trusted if you have a life outside of foodies lives. Which is why she has such a problem with Salah because he has a life outside of hers. How dare you exist beyond me? How dare you do stuff without me? How dare you not be available whenever I [ __ ] want you to be? And therefore, Salah's cheating. Hex is a troll. Tracy can't be a mod anymore.

[00:30:54]The whole entire universe has to revolve around Foodie.

[00:31:04]So she probably deep down actually loves haters because she thinks our lives revolve around her completely.

[00:31:16]And even though it's negative, it's still what she craves. Way up just happy, loving, supportive. Yeah.

[00:31:26]You've never been rude or anything. I'm just That's I don't know who anybody is really at the end of the day. Somebody who acts like a fan, like a really close fan or a buddy or something, but is a really troll and like insidious.

[00:31:38]That's a very big word to use.

[00:31:41]Insidious.

[00:31:43]You only know it cuz I film, don't you?

[00:31:46]Yeah. Innocuous is a good word, too.

[00:31:50]Pugnacious. Now, I like that word a lot.

[00:31:56]>> Yeah, your drop. Yes. I don't As I mean, as long as people are polite in here and they don't like do anything dangerous to people or my viewers, I don't >> dangerous.

[00:32:10]What? We're all assassins.

[00:32:12]We We have like utility belts and carry like I don't know, pepper spray and pen knives and I know spitballs.

[00:32:25]Snot rockets. Uh, that's your domain, sweetheart. I >> don't really care at the end of the day.

[00:32:30]World be reason, you know, but it's like if you're like trying to get close to people's like, you know what I mean, within city's intentions or like if she's maybe she was sent from the ops, you know?

[00:32:40]Yes. Yes. We have an entire network of undercover agents designed specifically to target you.

[00:32:52]I have an entire entire battalion of undercover operatives who are busy beavering away on the computer trying to hack into your accounts to terminate your channels to overtake and take over all your social media for nefarious purposes just to humiliate you and to cut off your funds because you can't possibly humiliate yourself without help and there's no way on the earth you would ever lose your monetization by yourself is there >> they do that >> like the opposition or whatever the other like you know they will send people in to act like their visa and No, maybe one person, one person, maybe two people actually.

[00:33:56]Three, maybe three people might be as equally um misguided as you.

[00:34:13]I mean, in order for that thought process to be in your brain, I would strongly suggest that you've had these kind of thoughts about other people and their channels yourself.

[00:34:29]Cuz quite frankly, the whole idea of having undercover ops never entered my head as even being a thing until you mentioned it. So why is that thought in your brain? Who have you sent to infiltrate other people's channels?

[00:34:53]I don't know. I really don't look like really care that much like into it, but >> [ __ ] I'm in love with my boyfriend and harass folks.

[00:35:05]Trust no one.

[00:35:08]Trust is a fundamental requirement, the ability to in order to have healthy relationships of any kind, love, friendship, business, etc., etc. You trust nobody.

[00:35:33]And therefore, I would suggest you are a chronically unhappy individual.

[00:35:45]I realize that about strawberries.

[00:35:48]Strawberries and cream, I guess.

[00:35:51]But at the end of the day, like I said, if you know, I don't mind funny trolls.

[00:35:53]You guys know that. I don't mind people because a lot of you guys have the same sense of humor. You know, as long as you're not hurting anyone or, you know, doxing anyone or trying to [ __ ] you know, be an [ __ ] She doesn't look at her phone once during this. Not because she's lying about not wanting these people to follow her, but because she has her own people who do this to other people. She looks awfully awfully suspicious.

[00:36:26]>> Well, this guy is crazy right now, but I don't really care.

[00:36:29]She shook her head when she said he didn't care, which means she does with knobs on.

[00:36:35]>> If I ever hear gojet speak about her drugs. Yeah, right. Gojet.

[00:36:41]Where did that come from? Does Hex talk about her drugs a lot?

[00:36:49]It's a bit random.

[00:36:51]>> No, I don't want to single anybody off.

[00:36:52]I'm just I'm just you.

[00:36:54]>> But you have one person quite a few times during this live.

[00:37:02]And you single people out all the time.

[00:37:06]All the time. There's a couple of channels, one in particular, we all know who I'm speaking of. Actually, two in particular, that you single out weekly.

[00:37:16]>> I just write sometimes, but I'm not like mad. It's not what it's whatever.

[00:37:19]>> Yeah, she shook her head no when she said that, too. So yes, she's mad >> juggernaut. I like to be an [ __ ] sometimes though. Yes. Well, you're allowed slippers. Fun speculation. Yeah. Don't be a drag. Just be a beast.

[00:37:34]Could you get any thoughts of R poor out of your brain?

[00:37:44]Is a cess pit in there?

[00:37:50]No.

[00:37:51]No, I won't allow it.

[00:37:53]>> Shut is definitely somebody that was probably blocked and it's coming back because we don't recognize the name.

[00:37:59]>> You should be grateful because that makes up 70% of your audience at least.

[00:38:05]You should be grateful people come back under pseudonyms and different usernames or else you'd have I was going to say literally nobody following you, but what you've got about 200 viewers each live now. So yeah, without people coming back after you blocked them, you'd be lucky lucky to reach a hundred.

[00:38:26]>> Beauty and the bees.

[00:38:30]Yeah, I'm sure I do owe you. It's so hard to trust anyone. You're just new.

[00:38:34]>> It's not hard to trust people. Not at all, foodie. Not at all.

[00:38:41]It's actually a very normal thing to do unless you're suspicious of everybody else because you are somebody who is not trustworthy yourself.

[00:38:55]>> You guys like new potatoes?

[00:38:57]>> Why did you roll your eyes at that?

[00:39:00]What's wrong with them?

[00:39:03]>> Oh, they're not usually something you fry. You like fried stuff, don't you?

[00:39:08]You can get them covered in garlic butter or herb butter. So, is that still too healthy for you? Is it? Oh dear.

[00:39:19]Yeah, true.

[00:39:24]I understand. SB, stay safe, my friend.

[00:39:27]New potato. Why is it [ __ ] annoying?

[00:39:29]The name the same name year after year.

[00:39:32]Yeah, she sent me a picture.

[00:39:37]But I mean like why why just disappear?

[00:39:38]You know >> life happens, things happen. You are not the center of anybody's universe.

[00:39:51]Not even your husbands.

[00:39:55]Like it's just weird. Usually when people do that, they've like turned or something. I don't know.

[00:40:00]Do you guys like those potatoes in the can? They taste weird as [ __ ] They don't >> Yeah. Okay. Granted, the potatoes in the can are odd.

[00:40:07]but wouldn't tear my nose up at them during an apocalypse.

[00:40:14]Wouldn't turn my nose up at a lot of things during an apocalypse.

[00:40:19]This one doesn't stand a [ __ ] chance in an apocalypse.

[00:40:26]Taste like potatoes anymore. I explain they taste like not bad, but they don't taste like potatoes. You got to fry the [ __ ] out of them.

[00:40:37]All right.

[00:40:38]You love those? My mom used to make those all the time when I was growing up. I don't like that. I find they taste weird and they're like in a water. You guys already eat those? I have tons of seasoning. I didn't put anything really on them. Yeah. I think I'll try pan frying. Oh, with onions. Okay. I'll try adding onions. Fry them and add like my salt and pepper. That's the seasoning. I like a canned potato.

[00:40:56]Hey, Brieth. You like those too? You canned carrots. Don't tell me why I like those. I don't really speak alone here because and this is the content we all all so desperately desperately want to emulate canned vegetables.

[00:41:20]Canned vegetables riveting different times. That's okay.

[00:41:27]You're literally always here supporting stuff. You're Vans Beaser? No. Van Bezer is another name in here, right? Yes. Did you ever see the Canadian PSA for Don't put it in your mouth? No.

[00:41:39]Should I? It's 3:00 a.m. Yeah. Where Salah is, too. It's like, you know, they do Kingu. Okay. King.

[00:41:48]I didn't even have a first. Oh, yeah. I did. Ravioli. I don't know. What can I have? I No, I don't talk to other hijabis.

[00:41:57]I'm not good at making new friends.

[00:42:00]>> Foodie doesn't talk to other hijabis because she knows other hijabis are going to want to advise her on things of a religious nature and she doesn't want to be told that how she does things is very very far from ideal.

[00:42:24]She wants to practice the faith of Islam in her own way, ignoring the fact that most, if not all, organized religions have rules.

[00:42:38]Rules that are expected to be followed.

[00:42:42]And you can't just pick and choose what you want to do because that negates the whole thing. I've said this before and I'll say it again. Foodie would be better off not giving a name to her spiritual beliefs because that is opening herself up to intense criticism.

[00:43:16]You see, that's why just saying you believe in God and calling that that without putting yourself in a box of a particular faith would be a better thing. The problem is foodie wants salah in her life and Salah wants a Muslim hijabi wife.

[00:43:47]And that is why and that's the only reason why foodie likes to claim she's a Muslim.

[00:43:58]I legitimately believe she believes in God, but not the Islamic God, not the Christian God, not Jewish God, just God.

[00:44:13]And um she would do better worshiping in her own way than flagrantly breaking the rules of an organized religion.

[00:44:34]If any of that made any sense whatsoever.

[00:44:37]>> Cuz I don't know if I like it that much.

[00:44:38]Wow, this guy is nice. Monty Python is funny. He still miss your oven.

[00:44:43]Yeah, blonde house are good. Most of them have to like get on the floor.

[00:44:53]Ah, Melinda.

[00:44:58]Oh, India came home. Good news. You hear that strawberries? Get your ass in here.

[00:45:01]The cat came back very next day.

[00:45:03]Remember that song?

[00:45:07]Yeah, I did go ask for this. Yes.

[00:45:13]Yeah, I know.

[00:45:15]We don't have We have cookies. Yes, Mars bars are a thing.

[00:45:26]What? Get the fish, why don't you?

[00:45:31]You're just a kitten cat. Yes, you want a baby. Uh, I don't know how much I'll make. I'm not sure. Not too much. If I stream for like six or seven hours. Yeah.

[00:45:42]If I stream for like four, at least four. I like, you know, but I like to try to do more like laying in bed.

[00:45:50]You'll see. Hey, Fable.

[00:45:58]Okay. Um, anyway, I wanted to say also, yeah, I wanted to take you guys out, but it was like freaking windy. And then I check the weather. It's like, yeah, it's super windy.

[00:46:09]And when you went to the park in the dark the other day, you know, the spooky scooty, it was windy.

[00:46:22]Convenient excuses. Ever so convenient, isn't it?

[00:46:27]>> Taco Bell. I need to get something kind of bon like >> Yeah. This is where we start hearing about how much well pizza gets mentioned a lot and then tada somebody donates money somebody who apparently isn't Nina but she won't thank now there's a good chance this anime sucks a very good chance but there's also a good chance it's it's Nina um both of which I would say have not the best of intentions for foodie healthwise.

[00:47:10]That's the best way I can put it.

[00:47:12]And get a certain degree of satisfaction from foodie consuming stuff.

[00:47:28]I don't know. They're like what? Taco Bell's ass. Especially this one here.

[00:47:32]What about St. Hubert's gyros? I have a balcony. What's your mac and cheese?

[00:47:37]There's Indian food, too. What about here? I don't I don't know. It's called Why does she whisper back and cheese?

[00:47:47]You can get that as a side or something from pizza places, can't you? Because the thing is, you will see that when she gets the food that it is a pizza in a pizza box.

[00:48:00]obviously, but the bag that comes with it, the plastic bag that comes with it is awfully large and awfully full up for mozzarella sticks and a can of drink.

[00:48:18]So, educated guess, I think it probably also came with a regular portion of mac and cheese.

[00:48:30]at least probably a brownie or a cookie.

[00:48:34]You know, the big ones as well or a tub of ice cream. Possibly not. But I would say it's probably going to be enough food for four people.

[00:48:52]>> Well, have you been before? Yeah.

[00:48:58]The clothes swish LA Mary Browns Tim Horton Popeye's Pizza I don't really know if I feel like pizza Indian.

[00:49:21]Why out of the whole list of what she just said did she say, "Oh, I don't know if I really feel like pizza." And not to any of the other things. It's um reverse psychology possibly, you know, cuz there's a lot of things that she say, "I didn't want to do this anyway," or "I didn't want that anyway." when things happen. So, she probably in some way will say she doesn't want something when she does want it also because it's the same kind of thought process.

[00:49:53]I think I think I might literally be talking out of my bottom currently. So, ignore me.

[00:50:04]Oh, let me look at pizza.

[00:50:06]I thought you didn't want pizza.

[00:50:09]Oh, spicy.

[00:50:14]How can you say you don't feel like pizza and then announce you're going to look up pizza?

[00:50:18]Dork.

[00:50:23]I have to go down.

[00:50:26]Oh no.

[00:50:28]I'm going to try this place.

[00:50:37]Oh, yum.

[00:50:44]Pizza is expensive nowadays or is it just me?

[00:50:48]>> And here the Canadian wilderbeast starts the e begging display.

[00:51:05]I'm not eating. No way. They want 28 bucks for a medium veggie. What the [ __ ] are you on? How much is this?

[00:51:11]>> Oh no, she started talking about how much things cost.

[00:51:16]I wonder why.

[00:51:22]Maybe if you didn't spend in excess of $20 a day on cannabis products, you'd be able to afford your own food.

[00:51:39]near. Uh oh, I see. Why are pizzas so expensive today?

[00:51:52]That's twice.

[00:51:55]>> Does anyone know the reason?

[00:51:58]>> Three times. [ __ ] Oh, well, I'm gonna order what I want. Oh, shoot.

[00:52:06]Does the picture of the food looks really good? Okay, give me one second, guys. Sorry about this.

[00:52:14]Riveting. Absolutely riveting.

[00:52:18]Maybe they have hal pepperoni.

[00:52:26]Oh, this place is halal.

[00:52:29]Never mind.

[00:52:36]She's ordering food off the phone and doing so she has labored breathing.

[00:52:57]Why is she not worried?

[00:53:01]Seriously, I know why she's not worried. She has this really superhuman ability to not see the obvious when it's negative and doesn't fit into her narrative.

[00:53:22]It's like wearing blinkers when you're a horse.

[00:53:26]And occasionally that would be really useful, but this is continuous.

[00:53:42]Okay, coming. I'm coming. I'm coming, guys.

[00:53:47]Where should I go?

[00:53:49]You've already [ __ ] ordered. You can tell by the amount of times you've pressed the button. the amount of times you've pressed the button. You've already made many, many, many selections, two things. You order a pizza. So, you go to the pizza bit, that's one press. You choose the base, that's two presses. Maybe three toppings, that's five presses. And then the side bit, right? 10 presses maximum, surely. But you're like this, like this.

[00:54:19]We know you've ordered a [ __ ] ton of stuff.

[00:54:23]Definitely extra cheese. Definitely quite a few toppings. Probably not on the basic margarita, but on top of something that already has toppings, plus some sides, plus extra sauces, cuz of course extra sauces. Got to have extra sauces. At least three of ranch and ketchup cuz ketchup and pizza apparently.

[00:54:49]You've already ordered. You've already decided what you've only done is press pay because you're waiting for somebody to send you the money. So don't ask people their opinion. You've already made up your mind.

[00:55:10]When she starts staring at the chat like that, it's cuz she's waiting for a donation. She's waiting for somebody to say, "Check your PayPal." Or something similar. Or the PayPal notification is on the same phone as she streams from and she's waiting to see that pee pop up in the corner.

[00:55:38]>> Okay.

[00:55:50]I'm just trying to see what one I want.

[00:55:52]>> You've already decided.

[00:55:54]>> Yeah.

[00:55:57]Yeah.

[00:55:59]Yeah.

[00:56:02]Now it's performative. Now it's performative. As this she's making up her mind now when we already saw the fact she'd already put the stuff in she wanted.

[00:56:16]My tailbone is starting to hurt. She really is pathetic.

[00:56:22]Yum. Sorry guys. I don't mean to, you know.

[00:56:25]>> I hate when she says yum.

[00:56:30]>> You know, I don't mean to.

[00:56:32]>> Yes, she does. You know, why would it let you add extra? Oh, yeah. I see.

[00:56:42]Oh, yeah. Yeah.

[00:56:52]When has she ever while ordering online before gone, "Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep." Never. Why is she doing this now?

[00:57:04]Why is so [ __ ] performative?

[00:57:14]She gets more annoying.

[00:57:18]I thought she'd re reached, you know, the pinnacle of annoying. There was nowhere else to go. But apparently there was uh a ceiling she's broke through.

[00:57:29]Um there's a summit. There's an ep not epito ep.

[00:57:38]Nope. My brain's gone now. Anyway, you know, you say that rock bottom has a basement. Well, apparently the peak of the mountain, which is annoyance, ultimate annoyance, has um other layers above it.

[00:58:03]She's into the stratosphere of annoyance now. On her way to Mars annoyance. Maybe she's surpassed Mars and she's on her way to Pluto in terms of annoyance. She reached Everest in annoyance. She's gone to the moon of annoyance. She's gone to Mercury. And now she's on her way to Venus.

[00:58:29]Yeah.

[00:58:31]Oh dear. Anyway, again, I'm talking bollocks. This is what foodie does to your brain. This is my brain on foodie.

[00:58:42]>> Okay.

[00:58:44]I'm so sorry, guys. I'm so sorry. Are you guys here?

[00:58:47]>> She's literally waiting for somebody to send her money. Literally waiting for someone to send her money.

[00:58:55]She's already ordered. She's already paid because she's going to eat it whether they send money or not. She's just dragging it out long enough for someone to be tribute and to pay on her bath.

[00:59:14]Don't leave me. Are you guys there?

[00:59:17]Please don't leave me.

[00:59:19]BG Sardines is back. He discombobulated.

[00:59:21]Why is BG What are you doing here? BG Sardines, aren't you against us?

[00:59:26]Oh no. Or am I dreaming in technicol?

[00:59:31]Okay guys, I'm just ordering my dinner and that's it.

[00:59:34]>> Please, please. Money, me money, me money, money me.

[00:59:42]>> Why is it so hard?

[00:59:44]>> It's not. You're the most prolific prolific proficient orderer of food on the planet.

[00:59:55]It's not hard.

[00:59:58]Salah can vouch for that. It's not hard.

[01:00:02]It's never been hard. It never will be hard.

[01:00:12]This is so performative that it is literally making my skin crawl.

[01:00:18]>> Wait, don't I have sides?

[01:00:20]>> Of course I have sides. You've already ordered the earway.

[01:00:25]Yep. Deep breaths, fat cow. Deep breaths.

[01:00:36]Okay.

[01:00:40]Yes.

[01:00:42]Yes.

[01:00:44]>> I bet Salah never made her act like that.

[01:00:46]>> You guys are going to see. You guys are going to see.

[01:00:50]I literally cannot wait.

[01:00:55]I am on the edge of my seat. This is nailbiting.

[01:01:03]I haven't been this excited since July 2022, which was the last time I went on a [ __ ] date.

[01:01:17]I've chosen not to go on dates, by the way. It's not, you know, for lack of opportunity. I've just decided I can't be asked.

[01:01:30]I mean, I didn't even need to say that.

[01:01:32]I mean, I don't know why, you know.

[01:01:36]What ifs.

[01:01:37]>> Oh, yeah.

[01:01:40]Thank you so much, by the way, the donor, too.

[01:01:44]When did that happen?

[01:01:51]When did that happen?

[01:01:54]Oh, ew. Oh, never mind.

[01:02:02]The breathing.

[01:02:17]She sounds like she's gone for a jog.

[01:02:23]She's just lying on a sofa ordering food on her phone. yet she sounds like she's been jogging.

[01:02:38]Anyway, she's got a donor. She's ordering food. Let's get on to the food bit.

[01:02:44]Now she goes down to the lobby and then goes out presumably to smoke, but then waits in the lobby, you know, outside her door, turn right, go to the elevator, go down to the lobby, wait for delivery guy on her scooter.

[01:03:09]on her scooter.

[01:03:16]She's walked the proverbial 5 m probably in total.

[01:03:25]Actually, she's not walked at all. It would be like 5 m if you taken to consideration. Walk to elevator. Stand.

[01:03:33]Walk to lobby. Sit. Walk back up. Walk back. Tada.

[01:03:42]We know she can do 5 meters. We saw it yesterday when she walked from her scooter to the swing and then back again. So, we know she can do it. And this time it's indoors and there's chairs in the middle of the journey, you know, before going back up.

[01:03:57]But no, no scooter.

[01:04:02]Scooter.

[01:04:04]From now on, everybody, if you have to answer your front door for whatever reason, I want you to find transportation to get you there, cuz apparently that's how we should be doing it.

[01:04:19]Okay, I get it. Right, let's find the food bit.

[01:04:30]This is waiting in the lobby for Oh, food's here. Food here. Food's here.

[01:04:36]Look how excited she is.

[01:04:39]>> Exciting.

[01:04:49]Oh, it's like waiting for your love to turn up with some flowers.

[01:04:56]Oh, look how lovingly she is looking at the delivery delivery delivery driver with her food.

[01:05:09]Oh, she wishes.

[01:05:12]Salah looked at her like that.

[01:05:14]She wishes.

[01:05:18]Is that me?

[01:05:30]She got up and walked for him, didn't she? She got up and walked for him. And she was quick. Well, actually, I'm watching her at two times of speed, but still was quick for foodie. She can move when she has to.

[01:05:51]Do you need to hold it?

[01:06:03]>> Look at how much stuff's in that bag.

[01:06:06]Look at that. That's not mozzarella.

[01:06:08]Mozzarella sticks and a canned drink.

[01:06:14]Huge.

[01:06:15]Yes, it's huge. It's not the only thing that's huge.

[01:06:21]Okay, I just I guess she's so happy.

[01:06:28]She's so happy.

[01:06:37]All right, let's actually find the pizza, which incidentally got to go over here.

[01:06:46]Looks like [ __ ] Oops.

[01:06:52]Boink.

[01:06:58]It's black.

[01:07:03]The pizza's black.

[01:07:12]What the [ __ ] is that?

[01:07:21]Look at that.

[01:07:24]That's anyway. Um, I'm gonna go.

[01:07:35]Yeah, I'm going to go.

[01:07:39]Thank you to everybody who watches this.

[01:07:44]Thank you to all the nice messages I got for the selfie I put up this morning.

[01:07:50]Um, just thank you. The support I've been getting has been absolutely and I am beyond grateful.

[01:08:16]It counts.