Migraines, Sleepovers & A Haunted House

Added: 2026-04-29

[00:00:00]Multitaskers, ass leakers. Welcome back for another week of the Montoys podcast.

[00:00:07]I'm Leaky ass mass.

[00:00:10]Next to me is Darling Dangle Tay and in the room next door, a crazy Asians partying.

[00:00:17]>> So, it's been it's been a great day today and welcome back for another week, Tay.

[00:00:21]>> If you can hear background music, that's what's happening. Obviously, we're in our studio and then next door there's some sort of K-pop party happening to which Marcelo looked through the door and said we should get one of those on the show today. So, >> well, they're all dressed up. So, I'm thinking maybe we get him in here and say, you know, what's the what's this K-pop party about?

[00:00:41]>> Or should we just leave this like once we're done recording and just go join them for a bloody cruiser or drink or whatever they're whatever they're downing?

[00:00:50]>> I probably need, you know, I wouldn't mind >> some saki.

[00:00:54]Is that what's saki saki? Is that what you >> No. Sake.

[00:00:58]>> Sake.

[00:00:59]>> The beer. I think it is.

[00:01:00]>> Santo.

[00:01:01]>> That's that. Yes. Santo.

[00:01:04]>> Um I think sake gets you really drunk.

[00:01:07]>> What is it?

[00:01:08]>> Rice beer. I love how I said that with so much confidence. Like I know. I just >> like the drink that the that the Arabs have, right? And it's like a it's like a see-through um drink.

[00:01:20]>> Turkish coffee.

[00:01:21]>> No, it's an alcohol babe. Oh, like what my dad drinks?

[00:01:24]>> Yeah, like a liquor.

[00:01:25]>> Zar Grabb. Is that a country drink?

[00:01:28]>> Zar Grabb.

[00:01:29]>> I don't know.

[00:01:33]>> What is Zaga?

[00:01:34]>> Zar Grab. She reckons.

[00:01:36]>> Grapa.

[00:01:37]>> Diet drinks. Grapa.

[00:01:38]>> No, it's not grapa. I think it's stronger than that. It's like >> petroleum.

[00:01:42]>> No, it's it's a I think I don't know if it's a Lebanese drink, but it's um Yeah, they make it themselves and you drink it, mate. And it at at Leon, my best mate, his wife.

[00:01:53]>> He drinks it.

[00:01:53]>> Yeah, he's tried it.

[00:01:54]>> Jess drinks it.

[00:01:55]>> No, Jess is obviously her family, they drink it.

[00:01:58]>> Wow.

[00:01:59]>> Yes, everyone drinks it.

[00:02:00]>> I'm going.

[00:02:01]>> So, I think these people next door are on that [ __ ] >> Oh, I wish I was on something, >> mate. Your mate, your ass, >> mate. You know what? Like, >> not from drinking.

[00:02:14]>> I have to say it, man. Your your N has been [ __ ] It's been rubbish and it's been bringing >> me try being me.

[00:02:21]>> It's been bringing me down. I feel like your is bringing me down lately.

[00:02:25]>> Don't [ __ ] blame me. Do not blame me.

[00:02:29]So, um, for our multitaskers, why I look a bit worse for wear today. And they're probably thinking she looks the same.

[00:02:35]That's an insult cuz if this is what I look like every week when I put effort into it, why do I even bother? Um but so I have pre pretty much this is my first outing in like 14 days really really I've been bedridden with really bad headaches >> um that are may I say debilitating I would go that far to say that um and that's not normal for me like I know a lot of people are prone to migraines and headaches their whole life I've never experienced this before so it's a shock to me and I'm struggling dearly. I'm I've I'm on about 10 max of G6 just to be here today. That's true.

[00:03:20]>> I've Yes. taken a lot today. A lot of painkillers and they don't work on these types of headaches. So why am I poisoning my gut lining? I think it's more of the placebo effect knowing like, oh well, I've taken something so it'll work.

[00:03:34]>> Um >> but normally then if it stop if it doesn't work >> then we got to find out why. What's going on? Well, I did I tried neuropen that didn't work. So, I went panadol rapid. That was better than the neuropen. And then I was like, well, I'll do max g6. Combination of the both.

[00:03:50]Nothing. So, panadol rapids have been okay.

[00:03:53]>> Yeah.

[00:03:54]>> Um, and you guys are probably at home thinking, "Wow, what's triggered this?

[00:03:59]It's almost like she hasn't been to the doctors." Wrong. I've been three times.

[00:04:03]And so, we still know. No, we don't.

[00:04:05]Why? Cuz GPS are [ __ ] in this country.

[00:04:08]>> Yeah. No one wants to give me an answer.

[00:04:11]Well, the ones I have seen have I >> you go see the girls one. Is that who you going to see? No, >> I'm um with age. I don't go to a pediatrician.

[00:04:19]>> Yeah.

[00:04:20]>> Well, it sounds like you.

[00:04:22]Yeah, I understand. But it sounds like you've gone to see someone like that like you >> very similar.

[00:04:27]>> Talk [ __ ] with no outcome.

[00:04:29]>> Um yeah, >> it's probably just another regression for you. live, >> you know, >> bro. Literally, we had our our family friends over last night. Um, Georgia and Nathan, shout out. No, he's both.

[00:04:43]Listen. And Linda, love you.

[00:04:45]>> How do you pronounce their last names?

[00:04:46]>> Barker.

[00:04:47]>> Barka.

[00:04:48]>> Yeah, >> cuz I think Barasa. I think Barca >> cuz it's spelled B A R C A Barcelona.

[00:04:53]>> That's like saying like, are you Marello?

[00:04:56]>> Yeah, exactly. Well, Italians pronounce my name Marello.

[00:04:59]>> Yeah. And Nathan's Italian, so maybe it's Bacha then.

[00:05:03]>> Oh, see >> Nathan, check your family history doll.

[00:05:07]I think you're pronouncing your surname wrong, >> mate. That that was actually a a very that was a that was a very chill night and enjoy like enjoyful night.

[00:05:15]>> But what I why I bring that up is because they've got kids. We've got kids. Shock horror. And we were talking about how [ __ ] it is when people say, "Oh, they're not sleeping. Oh, they must be going through a regression." And Marcelo brought up the brilliant point of well when do regressions end?

[00:05:30]>> I just thought like you know like if you got a junky brother or you got like a homeless guy like you walk past and go oh he's just in his homeless era regression like regression like >> you walk past and go oh he's just in a he'll come back.

[00:05:41]>> Yeah >> like Lamont Odum has been on a coke bender for 3 weeks. He's just he's just going through regression.

[00:05:47]>> He's just in his regression.

[00:05:49]>> We'll get him back in a couple weeks time. He's having a regression plus someone.

[00:05:54]>> He's fine. She's having a regression.

[00:05:57]>> And then I said, "Well, what if I turn to meth?" Oh, it's a tatacious in her meth era.

[00:06:04]>> So, what am I? Am I my headache era at the moment?

[00:06:07]>> You're just sick, mate. You're just sick in the head.

[00:06:10]>> Yeah, I'm sick of hearing the >> I did blood tests. Everything came back perfect. Perfect. I'm optimal health.

[00:06:19]Iron's not even an issue with me anymore.

[00:06:21]>> Yeah.

[00:06:22]>> And I said, "Are you sure? What about vitamin D, thyroid? you hit me with it.

[00:06:26]I must something must be wrong.

[00:06:27]>> I'm not going to lie. I'm very like the past two weeks I've been very um worried about your health, mate.

[00:06:33]>> It's been hard.

[00:06:34]>> So, I'm I've called the um I spoke to my club doctor, the Bulldogs, and we're going to sort out for a scan.

[00:06:39]>> Let's not waste club resources on me.

[00:06:41]>> No, no, tell this could be >> I feel like Bulldogs need everyone on board at the moment. They not need to be outsourcing to Taylor Montoya.

[00:06:48]>> We do need all hands on deck.

[00:06:50]>> Your wife's got headaches. You go, "Hey, maybe it's that time of the month or something. Maybe Twins are crying extra loud.

[00:06:56]>> No, but this is not just normal headaches. You've been waking up day after day, migraines, mate.

[00:07:01]>> So, >> so we've got to sort this [ __ ] out. So, I'm I'm sending you for a scan cuz I'm I'm just worried about what's going on inside.

[00:07:08]>> I'm going to get real vulnerable here, >> but it got that bad one of the nights that you were away where it was 1:00 a.m. and I woke up hallucinating.

[00:07:17]I've never hallucinated before in my life except for that time we were in Thailand and I saw the demon in the room and then you put the Bible on me.

[00:07:25]>> I did. I prayed for her. It was crazy.

[00:07:27]Jordan, we're in Thailand. You're not crazy.

[00:07:31]>> True story.

[00:07:32]>> We're in Thailand and um mate, we're in Thailand. First time we went and we're laying we're in bed. But >> you never realize how [ __ ] that story is until someone hears us for the first time cuz we've told both our families and they're all spiritual. So they go, "Yes, good job, Marcelo, for putting the Bible on, Taylor."

[00:07:48]>> No, but my No, but my brother told me.

[00:07:51]So my brother's has close friends that are tie, right?

[00:07:54]>> Whacking me with the [ __ ] Bible. The power of Christ compels you and I'm [ __ ] rolling like the exorcist.

[00:08:00]>> No, it was it was scary. You were going through the bed head.

[00:08:03]>> I was, >> mate, it wasn't mate, it was nuts, children.

[00:08:07]>> Yeah, I had that thing um where you you paralysis sleep. Yes. Yes. She had sleep paralysis, but she she she said that she felt a demon choking her >> that whole day.

[00:08:17]>> And now looking back, I should have just let just let it choke her. I should have just went just just ended here, mate.

[00:08:22]>> SO THAT YEAH.

[00:08:25]>> I'm waking up and he's like, "Fuck."

[00:08:29]>> Everything okay?

[00:08:30]>> Is everything sweet?

[00:08:31]>> So what happened? I don't want to diverge. If that's all >> divert, diverge. Divert you, Derek.

[00:08:39]Where are you verging to? You virgin.

[00:08:40]>> I don't know. I don't want to get off track.

[00:08:43]>> You got off track. This is off track, mate.

[00:08:45]>> Um, but when we were in Thailand that whole day, I was feeling far removed from my body and I was looking at you and I'm being dead serious. One of the thoughts that kept coming to my mind is he could kill me and no one would know >> who could kill you.

[00:08:59]>> You like that's No, I'm not saying that you would. But like that's how weird I was feeling. like I was having weird thoughts and then in Thailand that that day leading up to the sleep paralysis and then when the sleep paralysis happened, you're right, I remember getting pulled up off the bed head levitating and looking at my body and then screaming, but I couldn't scream.

[00:09:23]So, do you remember I just got the courage to whack you like that?

[00:09:27]>> And that's when you woke up. I said, and then you woke me up. I said, "Oh my god, like a demon was in the room." And then that's when you got the Bible. Um >> I travel everywhere with my Bible.

[00:09:35]>> Yes. And then so when we got home, we've got Thai friends, very close family friends. And they said, "Okay, let's go through this cuz this is very common in Thailand." They were telling us. So they said, >> "Oh, even in Bali, if you go to Bali," they said, "No, just >> I'm not good with um horror geography."

[00:09:54]Um but so they said, "Explain the room to us." And I said, "Okay." So I >> Two beds.

[00:10:00]>> Two beds.

[00:10:00]>> Two I don't know why. Why? Yeah.

[00:10:03]>> And they said, "Okay, did you sleep in one each?" And I said, "No, I know sex before marriage is frowned upon, but me and Marcelo like to go >> Jesus."

[00:10:10]>> To town on holidays. I didn't say that.

[00:10:14]I said, "No, we slept in the same bed."

[00:10:16]Like, obviously. And she said, "Did you put anything on the bed next to you?"

[00:10:20]And I said, "No. Why?" And she goes, "There's your issue. In Thailand, in a hotel room, if there's two beds, you need to put something on that bed.

[00:10:28]Otherwise, the spirits go, there's a vacancy. Let's go. They target that room. And then she said, "What were you around?" And I said, "Well, here's the kicker for you, Ta." So, I booked the cheapest hotel. Where was it located?

[00:10:41]>> Next to a cemetery.

[00:10:42]>> Next to a Muslim cemetery.

[00:10:44]>> Yeah.

[00:10:44]>> And then we were also on a the tsunami evacuation where the tsunami hit. Poor thing >> back in the day.

[00:10:51]>> So, would you say probably a place for spirits? Yes.

[00:10:54]>> You know what? I had um like even cuz >> getting real [ __ ] deep >> cuz we ate off the streets in Thailand and I remember when we'd go back >> not like literally we ate at the stores.

[00:11:07]>> Come on. You know like people know what I mean. We didn't eat >> by the way with us.

[00:11:10]>> We're traveling with your fans. We eat off the street. That's probably >> true. But clarify it was just me and you. So we >> like what I'm saying the street food in in Thailand.

[00:11:19]>> Yeah. It's beautiful. But I always had this weird anxious feeling about going back to that hotel room. There was something weird about I felt Oh, >> it was a dark present.

[00:11:29]>> It was. Man, >> that's what you get when you pay for the cheapest during New Year's Eve.

[00:11:33]>> You're a tight ass boy.

[00:11:34]>> I am. But hey, we're here.

[00:11:38]>> We're here.

[00:11:39]>> Yeah, >> but we're not going back there.

[00:11:41]>> No. So, anyways, back to my recent demonic hallucination. So, you're awake.

[00:11:47]This was like 5 days ago and >> I woke up at 1:00 a.m. excessively sweating. Like I had to strip naked cuz I was sweating.

[00:11:57]>> And then that day I watched this show called Morning Wars. Jennifer Aniston, Steve Carell, Drew Bar, not Drew Barrymore, Reese Witherspoon.

[00:12:08]>> Yeah.

[00:12:09]>> She's some good actors.

[00:12:10]>> Yeah. So who was in my bedroom that night?

[00:12:13]>> All three of them.

[00:12:14]>> All three of them. And I literally was looking at them. I said, "This can't be real. You guys live in America." And they weren't talking back, but they were [ __ ] there. And then Louis, our dog, obviously could sense I was talking to no one. He gets up. He starts licking me cuz he's trying to wake me up, I think.

[00:12:35]And I looked at him and I said, "I have no idea who you are. Why are you here?"

[00:12:40]And then I don't know what got me out of the hallucination, but I came to it and I gave Louis the biggest hug cuz I was so scared. And then I went and had a shower at 1:30 in the morning, went downstairs, took Panadol Rapids again, and then went for round two. Thanks to my trusty ring in the morning, I checked back and it said between the hours of 12:30 and 2:00 a.m., my heart rate was as fast as if I was going for an outside run. Wow.

[00:13:09]>> Yeah. And it said, "Please seek medical help urgently."

[00:13:13]>> Is that ring waterproof?

[00:13:14]>> Yeah.

[00:13:15]>> That's pretty cool.

[00:13:16]>> Yeah, it is. Yeah. So, that that was more fascinating than that. Sorry. Yeah.

[00:13:21]>> Yeah. Because I just think like I don't know what's going on, mate. I don't know what's going on with you, mate. Like, >> yeah. I'm down in the dumps. I haven't been on socials because I'm feel I can't look at my phone for longer than like 10 seconds. It triggers headache.

[00:13:34]>> That's a good thing. But >> yeah, I bet Chad GPT misses me. I need to check in, see how they are.

[00:13:41]Um, so yeah, that's my life. One of the GPS said I should look into Botox of my jaw cuz they can target the muscles in my jaw. Um, cuz he thinks there's evidence of grinding throughout the night, which is causing the headaches.

[00:13:57]>> You have a locked jaw, they said.

[00:13:59]>> Yes, I do. And then another doctor I saw said, nothing is going to fix this until you get the surgery for your nose. And I said, "But you don't understand. You told me I was born like this, so why now are the headaches?"

[00:14:11]>> And what they say, "Why now?" And she said, "It gets worse with age." I said, "I'm 20 [ __ ] nine. Why is everyone acting like I'm 65?"

[00:14:18]>> Yeah.

[00:14:19]>> I did a bronco the other day, [ __ ] Like, I'm good, >> bro. Mate, if you like, if your nose like if your breathing was fine, your bronco time would have went would have been out the window, bro. Like, it would have been unreal.

[00:14:29]>> I know. I know. I know. We've been playing for the Origin this week with the women's team.

[00:14:35]So true.

[00:14:36]>> Shout out to the New South Wales league.

[00:14:39]Yeah, the Blues.

[00:14:40]>> The women's. It's on this week.

[00:14:42]>> Is it this week?

[00:14:42]>> Yeah. I'm watching it with the girls.

[00:14:45]>> But they've reached out as well and and they're sending us a care package.

[00:14:48]>> Yeah. Because they >> God bless them.

[00:14:49]>> They know that. And our girls, they saw my Bronco and they said, "Fuck me. She's probably a running next year."

[00:14:55]>> For the Jurers >> to wipe Yeah.

[00:14:57]>> the jersey. No. Shut up.

[00:14:59]>> To clean the bench and [ __ ] Um, but yeah, so I'm I'm going on two weeks with these headaches and no no nowhere in sight does it look positive for me.

[00:15:09]>> Yeah. So when I book in with my club doctor, don't sit there and say >> cuz you need to get it done. Like what if there's something deeper going on?

[00:15:16]>> We don't know this and then one day you just drop dead and then leave me with the girls. I can't do that, mate.

[00:15:21]>> Can I tell you what my actual plan is?

[00:15:23]>> What?

[00:15:23]>> I'm going to a kinesiologist.

[00:15:26]>> They're gone. They're awesome.

[00:15:27]>> I always get answers with kinesiologists. Yeah.

[00:15:30]>> I don't want to get too deep and simental.

[00:15:33]>> Serentmental.

[00:15:34]>> Temperamental.

[00:15:35]>> No, sentimental.

[00:15:37]>> Yeah.

[00:15:38]>> Sermental.

[00:15:39]>> Um, trigger warning. When I was a teenager, I went through quite a lot of issues with eating and disorders and [ __ ] all that [ __ ] Um, and my parents, being good parents, took me to a dietician and I would see her every week and I wouldn't listen and I'd be the biggest [ __ ] to her because she'd just say, "Just eat more." And I was like, "You don't understand. It's not that easy, you [ __ ] bitch." Um, and then so I would put heavy jewelry in my pockets when she would weigh me and she'd go, "Oh my god, you'd gain weight.

[00:16:07]Good on you." I'm like, "Oh, [ __ ] You're so dumb." Anyways, my mom after 2 years of paying for that every every week said, "This isn't [ __ ] working.

[00:16:15]Let's look into ulterior. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:16:19]So, how did mom find >> the kinesiologist?

[00:16:21]>> Yeah, the kinesiologist.

[00:16:22]>> Um, I think a guy from work recommended to her >> and so she took me to a kinesiologist and he changed my life in one session.

[00:16:32]So, I'm just going to go back to >> kinesiology.

[00:16:35]>> Yeah.

[00:16:36]>> I love it.

[00:16:37]>> Yeah.

[00:16:37]>> I was see I seen him as well.

[00:16:39]>> Mhm.

[00:16:40]>> For footy related stuff. And then when we lived in New Zealand, I was seeing a kinesiologist.

[00:16:45]>> She was amazing. Awesome as well.

[00:16:47]>> So, I can't go back to the OG one because he's booked out for months now.

[00:16:50]I recommended him to too many people and now I can't even get in myself.

[00:16:54]>> Yeah.

[00:16:55]>> So, if anyone's got a good kinesiologist out there, please put it down below cuz I'm in dire.

[00:17:01]>> If you find one, I reckon you should take Nana with you as well.

[00:17:05]>> My Nana girl Nana.

[00:17:08]>> No, not Sue. I'm saying you're Nana.

[00:17:10]>> Yeah.

[00:17:11]>> No, I'm saying like she's always like, you know, >> she's a hypochondric. Am I? Is this all in my head?

[00:17:17]>> No, you're Yeah, >> cuz the dragon and I feel bad for you.

[00:17:21]Like I feel >> Oh, please. Thanks. Wow.

[00:17:23]>> But it's like No, because you're complaining every day and I'm like, man, it's actually really cuz normally No, cuz you're a tough woman.

[00:17:29]>> But then you every day you've been complaining complaining. I'm like, man, if she's actually complaining like this, it's bad.

[00:17:35]>> My whole >> It's bad, but it's annoying at the same time.

[00:17:38]>> Oh, I'm sorry to be an annoyance to you.

[00:17:40]>> Yeah.

[00:17:41]>> Yeah. Um I like my whole life as a a mother so far 18 months in people have always said you know it's tiring sleep when the babies sleep and I've never done that. This is the first time now I actually nap during the day when they do cuz I'm just so sick.

[00:17:57]>> Yeah.

[00:17:58]>> So you guys are lucky I'm even here today. Honestly could have gone either way.

[00:18:02]>> Well thanks to Santory the coffee. No but they've got you going mate. He's got you going.

[00:18:07]>> Have they?

[00:18:09]What's better than what I was getting in the car?

[00:18:12]>> She said, "Gr." And then she has her lunch. I'm driving here. She's eating her lunch >> in the car.

[00:18:17]>> Is that an issue?

[00:18:18]>> No, it's fine. It's fine. But then you leave your scraps in the car.

[00:18:21]>> Yeah, cuz there's no bin here.

[00:18:23]>> There was a bin right across in the car park.

[00:18:25]>> I'm not walking over there.

[00:18:28]>> It has to be next to me or that's it.

[00:18:30]>> You're a grub.

[00:18:31]>> That's not You should see how much [ __ ] shit's in my car. There's still coffee there from the other day.

[00:18:35]>> Yeah, Santa. You're a grub, mate. You're just a dirty woman. How like actually though, how good is coffee? Like some days there's no point to living and then I said I'll go get a coffee and suddenly I'm already excited.

[00:18:49]>> I think Yeah, I feel that as well. But lately for myself, coffee hasn't been giving me any hit. So >> you double shoting still?

[00:18:59]>> Yeah. So I reckon I know.

[00:19:01]>> Why don't you switch to long blacks?

[00:19:04]>> No, >> that's strong. I think I'm going to kind of like ease off the coffees at the start of the week.

[00:19:09]>> Yeah.

[00:19:10]>> And then towards the back end of the week when before I play then I'll I'll load up again.

[00:19:14]>> How many a day are you doing coffees?

[00:19:17]>> Two max.

[00:19:18]>> A my dad has seven short blacks a day.

[00:19:22]>> Yeah, he does. Yeah, it's crazy.

[00:19:25]>> And he just lying so highly strong.

[00:19:27]>> So yeah, you're fine.

[00:19:29]>> Do you reckon? No, but I'm saying like it's not giving me like you know when you have a coffee and go oh it's supposed to lift you. Maybe you have ADHD. They said coffee has no impact on people with ADHD. So, I just wanted to take a moment to give a quick shout out.

[00:19:41]You know how on this podcast we love a good shout out. These are very deserving. Our partner Sy. So, we actually use SY on our recent trip to Las Vegas.

[00:19:50]>> Not only us, but Sue and Ang as well.

[00:19:52]>> They did. Everyone jumped on the SY app.

[00:19:54]So, if you guys don't know, it's an e sim. So, pretty much it's that easy.

[00:19:59]Wherever you go in the world, you just download the app, pick your data plan, and doesn't matter where you land, you're off and ready to go.

[00:20:06]>> And I want to say thank you >> because before we even took off, I took off before you to Las Vegas.

[00:20:13]>> However, you set me up before this. I said to you, Tay, don't leave it to me for the last minute because guess what?

[00:20:19]I'm not going to do it >> and then I want to be using my plan from my >> from my mobile data, whatever it is over here in Australia and then get charged >> double. God forbid you have to do something for yourself. It must be so hard. But luckily in this instance, it's that easy with SY. You just download the app, pick your data, planet, you're pretty much ready to go. Cuz there's nothing worse than when you land in an airport, right? And then you have to connect to the airport Wi-Fi and it's slow and it's actually dangerous. Not only that, right, when you land at most international airports, right, there's all these SIM card like >> all these they try and get you.

[00:20:56]>> Yeah. And they try to get you, mate. Oh, we got the best deal.

[00:20:59]>> Sally, mate, it's done before you even land.

[00:21:02]>> Well, that's why, mate, don't you worry.

[00:21:03]The confidence I had walking past those people going, "D, it's already done."

[00:21:07]>> And if you parents or in-laws that just go, "No, no, we won't message you the whole day until we're back at the hotel where there's free Wi-Fi."

[00:21:15]>> Mate, Sue and Andrew were laughing. They could, mate, they could message everyone and send photos. It was unreal.

[00:21:22]>> But as I was saying, it is a way safer option, too, because there is built-in security features. So, instead of just jumping on random Wi-Fi and getting scammed that way, you don't need to. So, it's a much safer option. So, if you're listening to this and you say, "God, that sounds pretty good," and you're going away soon, just download Saley in the app store or by scanning the QR code on screen and use code Mononttoya at checkout to get 15% off your first purchase. The details are in the podcast episode description box as well. It's never been easier before. Doll, where should we go next? We got to now. We got a discount code.

[00:21:56]>> No, no, no. We're not going anywhere, mate.

[00:21:58]>> All right, we will use them again.

[00:22:00]>> Speaking about um speaking about ADHD, Tay actually seen a doctor in the flesh for that.

[00:22:07]>> I did because last week we spoke about how I did an online exam and I was diagnosed with high functioning ADHD.

[00:22:14]Because you went like you did it online.

[00:22:17]>> Yeah.

[00:22:17]>> And what did it say?

[00:22:18]>> High functioning ADHD successful.

[00:22:20]>> Wow.

[00:22:20]>> Which is kind of exciting when you get successful on an exam.

[00:22:26]>> I haven't had that feeling in a while.

[00:22:27]>> Not that exam.

[00:22:28]>> But like coming up with the tick, I was like, "Oh, cool." Um, but then >> what did they say though in the flesh?

[00:22:35]The doctor in the flesh.

[00:22:36]>> Yeah. And the only reason why I booked in was because at one of my very few [ __ ] GP appointments this week, it resonated with me last week's episode where you were like, "How about you go see a doctor in the flesh?" And I was like, "Well, I'm here now." And this is the thing with GPS. I said to her, "Oh, yeah. Why?

[00:22:54]>> Wait, sorry. So any GP can can diagnose you?"

[00:22:57]>> No, no, they refer you to a therapist.

[00:22:59]>> Okay.

[00:22:59]>> Yeah. So I said to her, "Oh, also I think I have ADHD." And she was like, "Why?" And I was like, "Oh, besides that it's runs in my family. Um, I'm [ __ ] pretty much." Didn't say that. I was more professional.

[00:23:12]>> I explained a few things and she said, "Oh, okay. Yeah, I'll refer you to a therapist and they can sus you out." And I was like, "Cool." So went to this therapist, um, lovely man. Lovely man. Specializes in therapy, um, counseling, hypnotherapy, and EMDR.

[00:23:33]EMDR. Wow, that was an experience in itself.

[00:23:37]>> What's that stand for?

[00:23:40]>> I don't know.

[00:23:41]>> You don't know what it stands for?

[00:23:42]>> I don't even know what ADHD stands for.

[00:23:45]Am I meant to know?

[00:23:46]>> Well, like if you're going to go see someone for that particular thing, would you want to know what it is?

[00:23:51]>> No.

[00:23:51]>> No.

[00:23:52]>> No. I don't know what ABC stands for. I still watch that.

[00:23:56]>> ABC.

[00:23:59]>> Like Yeah. So, um, I mentioned to him, "Oh, I I think I've got ADHD." I took an online test and said, "I do." So, cool.

[00:24:08]And then he talked to me like a bit more and then did our EMDR therapy session.

[00:24:15]So, for anyone that doesn't know who that is, including Marcelo, >> you know what it means.

[00:24:20]>> You re recount, >> you go trauma.

[00:24:24]>> Yeah. Trauma that you've been through.

[00:24:27]And so they make you relive the trauma, which is really scary obviously. Um, and then they hold up a pen or finger, whatever, and they do that for like 30 seconds, and you have to follow it with your eyes. And then they go, "Okay, close your eyes after 30 seconds. What's coming up?" And then you say, "What's coming up?" And then they go, "Do it again." That's like 45 minutes.

[00:24:51]>> I was exhausted for one thing >> for one traumatic experience. I'd have to see this bloke about 10 times then.

[00:24:57]>> Yes, you'll have to pull out a mortgage for the amount of work you need. No. And then after we did all that, I said, "Okay, let's go back to the ADHD thing.

[00:25:05]Do I have it or not?" And he said, "I actually don't think you have it. I actually think you're just living in a state of fight or flight that is triggering ADHD symptoms."

[00:25:17]So, there's where I am with my diagnosis.

[00:25:21]>> Wow.

[00:25:23]So, >> so nothing is going right for me.

[00:25:25]>> No.

[00:25:26]>> So, I'm trying to think here because we were adamant that you had it and then you done your online doctor's test >> that and then that said that you had it.

[00:25:34]>> So, I'm confused. Is old mate ging you up to get you back so you can spend more money or is he actually saying that you don't have it? Is he saying >> is he an Italian man?

[00:25:46]>> He was Italian. Yeah, he was Italian.

[00:25:48]>> Yeah.

[00:25:49]>> Italy.

[00:25:50]>> So, he's trying to rot you then. Why do all Italians report to people?

[00:25:54]>> Well, cuz I think you've got it, mate.

[00:25:56]>> You do?

[00:25:57]>> I think you've got ADHD.

[00:25:58]>> Yeah. Thanks again to ADHD out in the world last week.

[00:26:01]>> Well, it's true.

[00:26:03]>> It's true. This kind of behavior is not normal that you that that you do like the way you do things. It's not normal.

[00:26:08]So, I think you've got it. I think you've got it. I think I have it as well.

[00:26:13]>> I don't think you've got it.

[00:26:14]>> But I'm not going to go see someone.

[00:26:15]Well, there's a big spectrum like you said last week. You said it runs in your family and and now this bloke saying you haven't got it.

[00:26:22]>> Yeah. Yeah. It's all a bit >> It's all a bit up in the air at the moment.

[00:26:26]>> I think I'm just going to call it a day.

[00:26:28]>> I think I'm just going to check out with all this [ __ ] >> You want to check out with it?

[00:26:32]>> Just with everything. I'm just going to just just turn off.

[00:26:36]>> It's a bit too much for you, mate.

[00:26:38]>> It is. It's all getting to me. I'm really not good.

[00:26:42]No. Um so on that note, I want to give a a big big shout out.

[00:26:48]Yes.

[00:26:49]>> To my mom and your mom, Sue and Ly.

[00:26:53]>> Me, too. I want to shout them out >> because since I've been so sick, both of them have come and helped me multiple times throughout the week. And without those two women, I would hate to see the state talent to this week.

[00:27:09]>> Yes.

[00:27:10]>> Cuz >> Especially their hair.

[00:27:12]>> No, because their hair is real curly, right? So, and you can't straighten their hair when they I don't know this, but when they're that young, you can't straighten their hair.

[00:27:20]>> You got to brush it. But then when you brush the girls hair, it goes into it like a Fijian afro.

[00:27:26]>> Yeah.

[00:27:27]>> So, the girls just got curly locks everywhere. It's beautiful though. I love it.

[00:27:30]>> It's gorgeous. It's beautiful. But yeah, so without them, like my mom's come over every night since you were gone. Yeah.

[00:27:38]>> And um cooked the girls dinner, cooked me dinner, and then we'd fight cuz I refused to eat her dinner. Um, and then same with Latiana. She came over, made lamb curry. The girls demolished it. And then she made me eat cuz I said, "I'm not eating tonight." No. Like, that's how bad the headaches are. Like, it hurt to chew.

[00:27:59]>> Oh, [ __ ] off. Seriously, [ __ ] off.

[00:28:01]>> No, I just don't know. Like, we've got to sort this [ __ ] out.

[00:28:07]>> I'm trying.

[00:28:08]>> I'm taking you for a scan. I'm Cuz I'm at W end of it as well. like at the bottom and of just hearing it every day.

[00:28:14]Like you know when I >> Well, don't ask me when you tell me how are you feeling today like [ __ ] ma stop asking me then. Do you want me to say it's all sunshine and rainbows coming out of my ass?

[00:28:24]>> Obviously not that end [ __ ] gold. You want me to [ __ ] >> No, but like say how you feel but then you drag it. I feel like you drag it.

[00:28:34]>> You know what it is. This is the deep root of it. You're just jealous that you're not the only one in the household getting attention.

[00:28:42]>> No, >> cuz normally after a game you're like, "Oh, I'm off the bone. I feel so I'm so sore." You're jealous that there's another sore person in the house.

[00:28:49]>> It's not. I say I'm sore, but I don't victim Marcelo.

[00:28:52]>> I don't keep saying it. Like, you wake up in the morning and it's like you've literally like someone's opened the coffin and you're just laying there like >> that's how I feel.

[00:29:00]>> And you're cooked. It's like someone's It's like at someone's funeral and it's a open coffin and Tay just >> I'm like, "Get get up, mate. Get your ass up. Like you're still breathing, but it's like the coffin.

[00:29:10]>> Barely barely.

[00:29:11]>> Are you all right? Are you just looking at me? Bro, >> is this [ __ ] is this [ __ ] dead or what? Like they close her eyes when she died or what are we doing?

[00:29:19]>> This morning we thought with Tiana go, "What about mommy?" And she went like this and you I'm like, "Bro, get up. Get your ass up, mate. Like no one's coming to save you."

[00:29:33]>> How bad the headache is.

[00:29:34]>> I'm not saving you. Get up.

[00:29:37]The doctors can't save you.

[00:29:38]>> I don't need a man to save me. Please.

[00:29:42]>> Yeah, I know. You need more. You need more three men to save me.

[00:29:44]>> You need more than three, mate. You need something else. E >> Speaking of that, my mom comes over today to babysit the girls so we could do the podcast. And I was like, "Oh, the girls have just gone down for a nap, so enjoy the the free time. Put something good on." And I'm watching her and she goes on YouTube and she puts Elvis Presley on. And I said, "Why you [ __ ] putting this grub on?" And she goes, >> she goes, "I'm just in love with him at the moment, guys."

[00:30:10]>> Yeah, I'm going through a real Presley phase. And I said, "Why?" She goes, "I just t I just, you know, there's three men in my life I want to sleep with." I said, "What?" And they're all dead. She said, "No, just one of them. Elvis is dead. George Clooney and your father an I said an makes the top three. You [ __ ] hate him.

[00:30:29]Why?" She know you know your father.

[00:30:33]Yeah. He's always be the love of my life. I said, "Does he know this?" I feel like it might be nice to tell him that.

[00:30:39]>> Yeah, cuz it doesn't show that way.

[00:30:40]>> No, she's playing hard to get. 34 [ __ ] years on. Hard to get.

[00:30:45]>> Yeah.

[00:30:46]>> But then she starts playing these reels of Elvis Presley and she goes, "Look at that body >> in this like white power suit." I said, "You can't see [ __ ] He's in Lyra." Like it's a full zip. He looks like a [ __ ] astronaut.

[00:30:59]>> Was that in fashion? She Well, that was the bloody ' 70s, Taylor. Yeah. Hi.

[00:31:04]Let's move with the times.

[00:31:06]>> What would he look like now if he was alive Elvis?

[00:31:09]>> I don't know.

[00:31:09]>> We should be wearing the same kit.

[00:31:11]>> I don't know.

[00:31:12]>> I always see, you know what the like the funny thing about Elvis is obviously iconic, but I always see um there's someone near um in Beverly Hills, right?

[00:31:21]So, when I'm driving home >> Oh, I know this guy.

[00:31:23]>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm driving home and he's on the side of the road in Beverly Hills, right?

[00:31:27]>> Yeah.

[00:31:27]>> Dressed up as Elvis dancing.

[00:31:29]>> Yes. Is he trying to get money or is he like is he >> so I think he's mentally >> so he's having a regression or is he >> he's in his Elvis regression.

[00:31:38]>> Is he in his Elvis regression? I want to know >> that'll happen around the age of 45 50.

[00:31:43]So >> cuz if you see me dancing on Canopy Road dressed up as Michael Jackson then that could be my Michael Jackson regression.

[00:31:49]I'm just saying mate. But this this BK's always there mate after 9:00 p.m. at night I'm driving back from a game from from a stadium and he's there dancing.

[00:31:59]They're bringing out a Michael Jackson doco.

[00:32:02]>> I feel like the disrespect like it everyone is riding obviously P. Diddy and all that for doing it's disgusting.

[00:32:09]>> Speaking of duds, last night when our friends were over, Marello casually asks my friend Georgia, "What do you what do the girls call Linda, her mom? Do they call her Nana?"

[00:32:24]And Georgia goes, "No, they call her Diddy.

[00:32:29]And then I go and then I said, "Oh, is in like P." Diddy.

[00:32:34]>> Is that really good? Why did they call her Diddy? What was the reason?

[00:32:39]>> Because Linda's a PD fan.

[00:32:41]>> Linda's a >> She's a school teacher, too. Like that's [ __ ] brown.

[00:32:46]>> I thought she said titty. I was like titty of Diddy.

[00:32:49]>> Why do they call her? Oh, because they're trying to say GG as for grandma.

[00:32:55]GG. But it's coming out diddy.

[00:33:00]>> Anyways, >> I don't know why I find that funny, but I'm like I want to call her P Diddy now when I see Linda.

[00:33:05]>> Yeah, do it. She'll love that.

[00:33:06]>> Want to say, "Hey, Dids."

[00:33:07]>> She said this is her Saturday morning ritual.

[00:33:10]>> What the potty?

[00:33:11]>> Yeah. She listens and she I tell you what, some people would think I'm having a bloody heart attack the way I'm laughing out in public. And I said, "Well, Linda, you keep that up, doll.

[00:33:19]It's great PR for the pod."

[00:33:20]>> I thought it was nice that Phil called Georgia last night, too. was her dad.

[00:33:24]>> Her dad was out with Linda watching a a band two. It was two up, right?

[00:33:30]>> It was Anzac Day. So, they went out, played a bit of two up.

[00:33:34]>> Yeah.

[00:33:35]>> Got on the piss and then he called.

[00:33:38]>> Isn't that nice? I wish I'm like that with our girls when I'm older.

[00:33:42]>> They'll probably be out themselves, you playing.

[00:33:46]>> They probably don't want me to call them though.

[00:33:47]>> No. If my dad called me half piece, I can keep [ __ ] off, mate.

[00:33:50]>> But why doesn't he call you? Cuz you're a [ __ ] >> Yeah.

[00:33:53]>> You're You're rude to him.

[00:33:54]>> No, I love my dad. I love all the time.

[00:33:57]>> I love Ang as well, but you're very rude to your dad.

[00:33:59]>> I'm not.

[00:34:00]>> You are. You don't.

[00:34:00]>> I'm going through headaches, bro.

[00:34:02]>> There it is again.

[00:34:04]>> T lives below the line, guys. Sorry if you haven't noticed.

[00:34:08]>> Sort your [ __ ] out.

[00:34:09]>> Shut up. What was I saying before >> about P Diddy and Michael Jackson?

[00:34:13]>> No, I really wasn't. Um, so yeah.

[00:34:18]Oh, thanking our parent. My mom and dad.

[00:34:20]No, my mom. your mom. Dad doesn't get a name.

[00:34:23]>> Jesus. Sorry guys.

[00:34:24]>> Yeah. So on that Lana Cashala sick, I had a doctor's one of the many doctor's appointments on Friday and she said, "I'll come over um and I'll sleep over so I can help you with the girls." And I said, "Honestly, that would be life-saving." So she comes over and um we put the girls to bed and we're chilling. That's when we eat, we have dessert, all that. I'm on the couch and she goes, "Oh, do you want to watch something?" And I was like, "Yep, let's go."

[00:34:55]>> I was like, "What are you into?" And she's like, "Oh, you know, like she likes true cry."

[00:34:59]>> So, we go on Netflix and we start watching the world's worst roommates.

[00:35:05]>> Wow.

[00:35:06]>> M. There was some heavy [ __ ] in there.

[00:35:08]Heavy [ __ ] >> I've seen I've seen it on there.

[00:35:11]>> Yeah.

[00:35:12]>> But I think I've refused to watch those ones after. Remember that one we watched about the bad neighbor?

[00:35:16]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:35:17]>> She shot the mother. bad. Oh, that's so bad. Yeah, >> America's so everything's America guns.

[00:35:22]>> Yeah, >> sick over there. Sick, mate, over there.

[00:35:25]>> It's a crazy country. Um, but yeah, so we watched one app and then um Latiana said, "I left all my stuff in the car to overnight in." And I was like, "Sweet.

[00:35:37]Do you want me to come out with you?"

[00:35:38]And she's like, "Oh, yeah, okay." So, I escorted her to car John cuz it was like 10:30 at night. Yeah.

[00:35:47]>> We get our stuff and then we come back and we crack on and keep watching.

[00:35:51]>> What time did you go to sleep?

[00:35:52]>> 1:00 a.m.

[00:35:53]>> What?

[00:35:53]>> Yeah. We were up heaps watching that.

[00:35:56]Um, and then I said to her, "We're watching a show." And then our lights in the lounge room started flickering. And she said, "Tay Tay Tay, look." And I'm looking and she does say that does that happen often? And I said, "Oh, no. That's never happened." Does >> I've never noticed it.

[00:36:15]>> Does. It's because it's a dimmer. So, we have a dimmer downstairs.

[00:36:18]>> Yeah.

[00:36:19]>> For all our listeners. And you can dim the light to make it lighter or >> But no one was touching the dimmer.

[00:36:24]>> Yeah. But it always happens with these kind of lights.

[00:36:26]>> Well, that's a fault.

[00:36:28]>> No, it's not cuz it happens to our bedroom. There's cuz we got a dimmer in our bedroom and it happens up there as well.

[00:36:33]>> Never. Never.

[00:36:34]>> It does. It has. It's happened. You like to add GST to stories to my mother. You know that it's happened.

[00:36:40]>> I've never >> You do. You just want to g everyone up.

[00:36:42]And then what happened after that? What happened? And then she said to me like, you know, you've you've been unwell with headaches as well. I was like, yeah. She said, something is in this house.

[00:36:54]And I said, really?

[00:36:55]>> Two crazy babies.

[00:36:57]>> Really? And then she said yesterday. She said, I'm going to sleep on the couch tonight and I'll be able to tell you in the morning if there's something in this house.

[00:37:04]>> No, she just didn't want to walk upstairs.

[00:37:06]>> I said mom didn't want to walk upstairs.

[00:37:08]>> No, don't be stupid. you're coming to sleep upstairs in the spare bedroom like I dusted for the first time since we lived there sleeping in that room.

[00:37:16]>> Clean the room for once.

[00:37:17]>> She said, "No, no, I'll sleep sleep down here." And I was like, "Whatever, crack on." We keep watching this show. And then it's 1:00 a.m. and I said, "Oh, Ly, I'm going to go to bed." And she said, "Okay, I might come up with you as well." Cuz obviously we were both scared from this show. We go to bed then like it's like 7:00 a.m. and the girls start waking up carrying on and I just left it cuz I said well I've got to help in the house now so she can Liti can get them.

[00:37:45]And then 7 dragged on to 7:30 no noise coming out of Lity's rooms. I said [ __ ] So I got up and got the girls and then we go downstairs and then like 2 hours passes. Your mom wakes up comes down the stairs. I said, "Oh, hey, morning. Morning, boom, boom." Cuz that's what the girls call her.

[00:38:05]>> Um, and then she says, >> "You know, T got a headache now." And I said, "Get out." She said, "Do you have a headache?" I was like, "Yeah, I woke up with one again." And she's like, "We've got to get these evil spirits out of this house.

[00:38:18]Not because you were up till 1:00 in the morning. I didn't sleep.

[00:38:21]>> No sleep. You're not eating cuz you don't want You refuse to eat. Mom doesn't want to drink any water.

[00:38:27]>> And now and now she's waking up with a headache. plus the two screaming babies in the house.

[00:38:31]>> But then that night as well, I did have a really bad dream that a crocodile was trying to get in the house. And I Googled the meaning and I read it out to your mom and she, "Oh [ __ ] T, there's some bad stuff going." I said, "I know, Ly. I'm down."

[00:38:47]>> Yeah. And it meant someone in our close circle is trying to betray us.

[00:38:52]>> Really?

[00:38:53]>> So, I'm on to you [ __ ] >> I know who it is, too.

[00:38:57]>> Is it Louis?

[00:38:58]>> I don't know. No. Cuz that's easy. I can just open the front door and say, "Off you go."

[00:39:02]>> [ __ ] off. He saved me when you weren't around.

[00:39:05]>> Off you go, pal.

[00:39:06]>> Shut up.

[00:39:09]>> That's disgusting.

[00:39:10]>> No more No more issues.

[00:39:12]>> That's disgusting. What do you mean?

[00:39:14]>> I might let you out and [ __ ] let a car hit you.

[00:39:18]>> I feel like I've been hit by a car.

[00:39:20]Actually, you actually That's what I'm saying. This energy, we got to fix it.

[00:39:24]T.

[00:39:25]>> All right, I'll book in an energy healer as well. I've got >> book everything in. booking everything in, mate.

[00:39:29]>> You're going to be broke with all these specialists.

[00:39:33]>> Speaking about um spirits and stuff like that, do you remember when we used to stay at your parents house?

[00:39:38]>> Yeah.

[00:39:38]>> I think there's something there as well.

[00:39:40]>> Oh, yeah. There's always been something in that bucket.

[00:39:43]>> There has to be something there.

[00:39:44]>> Yeah.

[00:39:44]>> Because like even before we had the girls and we and we used to stay there if they went away and I'd come slip over.

[00:39:52]>> It's not like something's there, but like you feel like something's watching you. You know, >> there's a dark entity in that house. And it's not Ralphie.

[00:40:00]>> No, >> but that's I think that's probably where Ralphie gets his anxiety from.

[00:40:04]>> He's probably seen some [ __ ] >> Ralphie seen some like I've never seen a dog get up in middle of the night, drink half a bowl of water, and you just hear his paws moving.

[00:40:13]>> No. Do you want to hear something funny?

[00:40:14]>> What?

[00:40:15]>> So the other day, mom and dad came over to help me cuz I was sick obviously. And um dad told me >> what >> what's happened? The night before it was like >> they came over >> 1:00 a.m. and dad dad and mom are asleep >> and Ralph walks to dad's side >> and he sits there and staring at dad and he's just going like this breathing at him and dad wakes up and goes [ __ ] off Ralph [ __ ] off and like turns around and Ralph's still there breathing and staring at him >> for how long?

[00:40:46]>> So dad goes [ __ ] whatever. Okay. Takes him downstairs. Oh, to go to the he >> to go to the bathroom. So Ralph Ralph, he's a big German Shepherd. When you put him out, he barks. He gallops around the >> He does a spin. He spins around.

[00:41:01]>> He gallops around the backyard. It's one [ __ ] dad said he's sitting out there freezing. So he goes, "Fuck this. I'll wait inside." So dad's sitting on the bench they have there waiting for Ralph to come back here. Dad's obviously like kind of closing his eyes. He doesn't realize Ralph's gone back upstairs. He's done his piercing. He's gone back upstairs.

[00:41:26]Dad's like sitting there and it like 20 minutes goes by. He goes, "Where the [ __ ] is this dog?" So dad goes outside and HE'S GOING, "RALPH, RALPH, [ __ ] WHERE ARE YOU?" And he goes, "Fuck this." He slams the back door and goes upstairs. Goes upstairs. Ralph's on the bed with mom sleeping.

[00:41:44]>> Ralph took dad's spot.

[00:41:46]>> Anyways, >> that's hilarious, mate. Dad kicks Ralph off the bed, goes back to sleep. All is good. 3:30, Ralph comes back and he's looking at Dad and Dad goes, "Get [ __ ] Ralph. You've got to be kidding me." And he's staying there. So, he had to take him out again.

[00:42:05]He had the runs that night. Ralph diarrhea.

[00:42:09]>> Why isn't he going to to his mother?

[00:42:11]>> He never does. Why?

[00:42:12]>> He always goes to dad when he needs to be let out in the middle of the night.

[00:42:15]Why does?

[00:42:16]>> And mom goes, "I've trained him so well."

[00:42:19]>> Why does your dad get the [ __ ] end of that?

[00:42:21]>> That's That's terrible, mate.

[00:42:23]>> It's the best. Cuz dad is not a dog person. Dad like tolerates Ralph. Like it's like >> Yeah, but it's not like mom and Ralph.

[00:42:31]Like mom reckons she b Ralph.

[00:42:33]>> No, she does. And to make like to make this like our listeners get what we mean. No one can walk Ralphie besides Sue.

[00:42:41]>> Yeah.

[00:42:41]>> Not one other person.

[00:42:43]>> No. Yeah, cuz we've minded him.

[00:42:45]>> We've minded him. Don't walk him.

[00:42:46]>> Marcelo said, >> "Don't walk him because you can't control him." Sue, I'm 6' one. You're 5'5.

[00:42:52]>> You're 45 kilos.

[00:42:54]>> Yeah, I could carry him if I wanted to.

[00:42:55]Sue, calm down.

[00:42:56]>> And she's like, >> "No, but I know how to walk him.

[00:42:59]>> He's not a display dog."

[00:43:00]>> But she has this certain like >> Yeah, she has this little like she she gets his lead and like she wraps it around and she's like, >> "The poor dog's getting choked, >> choking around." And then someone comes up with their dog like someone walks past. Oh my god. No. Don't talk to him.

[00:43:16]>> Sorry. He's not friendly. The dog owner's not >> She's holding Ralphie close. Don't come close.

[00:43:23]>> He's not a friendly dog.

[00:43:25]>> Get a muzzle then, Sue.

[00:43:26]>> She gets really anxious when kids go.

[00:43:29]Ralph, to put it into perspective for our multitaskers, Louis, our sausage dog that's 4 kilos would do more damage than Ralph ever would. That is a fact.

[00:43:38]>> And um like little kids will come, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, can I? And Sue goes, "No, he's not friendly.

[00:43:45]Move. Please move.

[00:43:47]>> Stop there."

[00:43:47]>> And she like stands in front of him.

[00:43:49]>> I get awkward walking. If we walk with your mom and if we're walking with you Sue and she's walking Ralph, it's like she's got it's like big dick energy, Sue. Like it's >> Bro, she did the most Karen thing the other day. She'll hate me for this.

[00:44:01]>> What happened?

[00:44:02]>> She takes Ralph down to the beach and that all the dogs are off lead, but Sue keeps Ralph on the lead. That dog has not had a good day in his life. He's never been able to live.

[00:44:12]>> Is this another ebike moment?

[00:44:13]>> No, this is Karen story. And there's these two bulldogs. I think that they were come up running to Ralph and like bulldogs are like tiny compared to Ralph. And she's like like that trying to make it really obvious that she doesn't want these bulldogs to come play with.

[00:44:33]And then she could see the owner and she's excuse me, get your dogs unless my dog's not friendly. And then they're going, "Oh, sorry." And she and the dogs wouldn't piss off. So she starts pretending to take a photo of the owner and the dogs. Where are you going to put that? I'm going to send it to council cuz they're off leash.

[00:44:52]And I go, "Did you actually take a photo?" She no, but I wanted to scare them. No one is scared of you.

[00:44:58]>> I think it's it's like to her it's a lot deeper than what it is, you know? Like >> Sue, calm down.

[00:45:03]>> Yeah. She needs to go to AMDR therapy.

[00:45:05]There's a trauma there that >> No, then she'd be like me. She'd be She'd have to sell the house to to be able to pay for this bloke.

[00:45:11]>> Oh, cuz it's long running trauma.

[00:45:13]>> It's mate. It's It's more than just >> a one session quick fix.

[00:45:16]>> Not one. It's the dog handling. It's everything, mate.

[00:45:19]>> Yeah.

[00:45:19]>> It's what that dog eats.

[00:45:21]>> Yeah. Yes, he is on a very special diet.

[00:45:24]He can't He's allergic to beef.

[00:45:28]>> He is. He's on sweet potato. Um kibblets. Triblets. Kibble.

[00:45:33]>> Driletts. You're dribbling [ __ ] right now. He's >> Can you get a word out of your mouth?

[00:45:38]>> Potato kibble.

[00:45:39]>> But do you think there's something in the house? Like do you think there's something like Is there something haunting the house?

[00:45:44]>> Yes. Ant haunting that house since they bought it.

[00:45:48]>> Where'd I put me phone?

[00:45:50]>> It's that time. Hey, the party. I don't know if you guys can hear Mulers, but the party next door is shut down.

[00:45:55]>> A Jordan, quickly go get a guest from there.

[00:45:58]>> They've left.

[00:46:00]>> Bro, where the [ __ ] have I Oh, I'm sitting on it. Is up my ass.

[00:46:07]All right. Um, so it's that time of the show where we shout out our lovely partner, Blue Wealth Property, Tony Hayek. Um, >> yes, sir. Big shout out to Tony and the team at Blue Wealth Property. Now, mate, doing great work. Doing great work. All right. If you want to buy a property and you don't know what you can afford or you know if you want to get something in a in an area where you can't afford, Tony knows all about this stuff. Rent investing.

[00:46:38]>> Yeah. So they're a property research company. Yeah.

[00:46:40]>> So when you go through their business, it kind of takes away all the risk cuz you know when you're buying a place or apartment house, you think, "Oh my god, is this going to do me over in the long run? Am I going to make a return in my investment?" It eliminates all that risk cuz they're a property research company.

[00:46:57]So they actually show you data which will tell you if it's going to do well in the future or it's going to cost you more than you'll make.

[00:47:04]>> So why wouldn't you go through them especially in this economy where making money and investing in the right things is very important to get ahead.

[00:47:11]>> Yeah. Um, and they also, even if you're not sure what kind of avenues you want to go down in the property market, they do seminars as well on all different subjects and they're free to attend as well and there's no kind of um obligation as well. Just go get educated and see if it's for you. So that's Bluep Property. Um, but if you want more information, obviously reach out to our email address, montosiswalthpropy.com.au.

[00:47:41]Correct. Thank you, Tony. We love you, brother.

[00:47:44]>> Yeah. So, on that note, what is what has taken up my time this week besides headaches?

[00:47:52]>> What?

[00:47:53]>> So, this is crazy, right? What's your opinion on snooping through your partner's phone?

[00:48:00]>> Snooping through?

[00:48:01]>> Yeah. So, say I'm upstairs and I've left my phone on charge downstairs in the kitchen. Is there any any bone in your body that would go, "Fuck, she's upstairs in the shower. Let me quickly go through her phone." You've never done that. Have you ever gone through my like in the 10 years we've been together, have you ever gone through my phone when I didn't know?

[00:48:22]>> No.

[00:48:22]>> [ __ ] You're a better person than me.

[00:48:24]>> Have you gone through mine?

[00:48:25]>> Plenty of times.

[00:48:26]>> But that's what this Well, this kind of falls back to last week with your eyes anyway. You already do it.

[00:48:31]>> Well, so that's what I want to say. In the early days, I would go through your phone without you knowing. Now I don't need to cuz I see the textes as they come in.

[00:48:39]>> M you'll be upstairs. Who's that? M.

[00:48:43]>> M. I've got a six instinct that you've just got a text. Who is it?

[00:48:46]>> M. I heard that vibration.

[00:48:49]>> I know it wasn't my phone. So who is it?

[00:48:51]>> The other day I was on the phone and I could hear you were talking to someone upstairs.

[00:48:56]>> So when you came down and said, "Oh, who was on the phone?" You go, "Weren't you on the phone, too?" And I was like, I could hear you talking.

[00:49:02]>> I was upstairs booking in recovery and I come down and you were on the phone and you go, "Who was that?"

[00:49:08]>> Yeah.

[00:49:08]>> Okay. Who was I?

[00:49:09]>> Yeah. Yeah. Mom went, "Who are you on the phone to?"

[00:49:11]>> Yeah. I was like, "Who who was who? Who was on the Who was I on the phone with?"

[00:49:15]Or, "Who are you on the phone with? I don't know. Like, what do you want to know?"

[00:49:19]>> So, this article came out of Gen Z are rewriting relationship rules by normalizing phone snooping.

[00:49:27]>> Are we Gen Z?

[00:49:28]>> No. What are we?

[00:49:29]>> We are millennials, I believe.

[00:49:32]>> What's Gen Z?

[00:49:33]>> Thank god.

[00:49:34]>> When were Gen Z's born? 2000 96.

[00:49:36]>> 96, baby.

[00:49:38]>> So that means >> Oh, we're just on the cusp.

[00:49:43]>> Yeah. So So Gen Z's born after us.

[00:49:45]Anyone after us pretty much.

[00:49:46]>> Oh, okay.

[00:49:47]>> Yeah. So it's these young generation now that think it's okay to cancel people and cry in the workplace and get ahead.

[00:49:53]>> What are they? What do you mean cancel people? Like as >> they're the ones that are really PC.

[00:49:56]Like god forbid. What's PC?

[00:49:59]>> Like woke.

[00:50:00]>> Woke.

[00:50:01]>> Yeah.

[00:50:01]>> Oh, >> you know, like I used to train >> like the ones that get their parents to come in to complain to their bosses for >> Exactly.

[00:50:08]>> I used to train interns in New Zealand at the radio station I wor with. Built different. Built [ __ ] different. Some things they'd complain about. I'd go, "Mate, that was a luxury when I was your age. Coming through radio. I didn't get paid for two my first two years working as a producer. And these guys come on paid internships and get get do nothing really.

[00:50:30]>> Yeah.

[00:50:31]>> Anyways, um so >> yeah, that's >> Yeah. So these new stats have come out, right? And it's got our generation appalled with Gen Z.

[00:50:40]>> We're appalled with them.

[00:50:41]>> We're appalled. And I'll read out and see if you agree.

[00:50:44]>> So this is what you're invested in.

[00:50:46]>> Yeah.

[00:50:48]>> Read them out then.

[00:50:50]>> Well, we need to remind these people.

[00:50:53]You just >> 40 cent 40 cent 47% of people said they would never look through their partner's phone without permission with the majority saying they do. Right? And the majority of participants that said they do were all Gen Z.

[00:51:11]So obviously this younger generation has no issue with looking through their partner's phone without telling them. So like I don't care whatever. But the thing is, what happens if you go through their phone and find something you don't like? How do you bring that up? Hey, it's going through your phone.

[00:51:29]>> Yeah, that's how you say it, right?

[00:51:31]>> But then that that other person can say, "Well, why the [ __ ] are you going through my phone?"

[00:51:36]>> But then I think that's between them two then. It's not between us. Like like us, we've got to honest.

[00:51:40]>> Obviously, it's not >> in everyone's household.

[00:51:44]>> Yeah. But then I don't care. Our relationship's based on honesty, mate.

[00:51:48]Honesty. If I say to you, "M, I was going through your phone today and I found this."

[00:51:51]>> I'd be fine. I'm not going to say, "Why are you going through it? What? What am I trying to hide?

[00:51:56]>> What am I hiding on there?"

[00:51:57]>> Your phone's pretty boring, to be honest. You don't have any apps.

[00:52:00]>> What are you going to find on there?

[00:52:02]>> I was on real estate.com on your phone today and I saw a house you saved and I don't like the location.

[00:52:07]>> Yeah. Like there's nothing for me.

[00:52:09]Obviously, these people that that are, you know, trying to hide things, that's when they get upset.

[00:52:13]>> Yeah. So the survey showed 22% of those people snoop once a day.

[00:52:20]>> Once a day they're going through their partner.

[00:52:22]>> So no one works these days.

[00:52:23]>> I know.

[00:52:24]>> Are they both at home?

[00:52:26]>> While a further 31% said they would happily dive into their partner's messages if they felt they had a good reason. See that I agree with like if I was sus I'd want proof of my suspicions and I'd go through your phone h easily.

[00:52:40]>> You haven't changed your passcode in [ __ ] 10 years. That's fine.

[00:52:43]>> And the minute you do change that passcode, alarm bells. Red flag. Red flag.

[00:52:51]>> You girls are crazy, mate. You think differently.

[00:52:54]>> Yeah. So, yeah. So, >> you're invested in that [ __ ] That was that we had to be invested in.

[00:52:59]People look in other people's phones.

[00:53:01]>> Yeah.

[00:53:01]>> What a waste of time.

[00:53:02]>> Oh, I I thought that was um dramatic enough.

[00:53:05]>> It wasn't.

[00:53:06]>> But cuz then like it extends to people with social media, right? Obviously, these people are going they're not stopping at text messages. They're going through Instagram, WhatsApp, Facebook.

[00:53:17]>> The whole thing.

[00:53:18]>> [ __ ] yeah, bro.

[00:53:20]>> Snapchat is where people hide their cheating. I'm sure of it.

[00:53:23]>> Is it?

[00:53:23]>> Cuz it it lasts for 10 seconds.

[00:53:27]>> Really?

[00:53:28]>> People's still on Snapchat.

[00:53:30]>> I'm not.

[00:53:31]>> Yeah. So, I don't care.

[00:53:33]>> Yeah.

[00:53:34]>> I don't care about that [ __ ] >> Do you remember when you did have Facebook?

[00:53:38]Um, did you ever like when you were in a relationship with someone, did you ever make it Facebook official where you change your relationship status from single to in a relationship?

[00:53:48]>> No.

[00:53:49]>> You never did that? But you had five girlfriends before me.

[00:53:52]>> Yeah, but I deleted Facebook in 2015.

[00:53:55]The last time I had it.

[00:53:57]>> So, you didn't have a girlfriend before 2015?

[00:54:00]>> I did, but I didn't go like I didn't do do it. Why would I do that?

[00:54:03]>> We're such different people. I >> I'm not that kind of like, you know what I mean? What? Cuz like those kind of people are the people that go and buy house and go.

[00:54:10]>> In 2015, >> we started dating in 2015, too.

[00:54:14]>> Yeah. And then that's when I that's when I got rid of it.

[00:54:16]>> Yeah.

[00:54:17]>> Yeah. Then everything else was after >> like Instagram and Snapchat stuff was after, but Facebook's been ages.

[00:54:24]>> So when I was in high school, um I had a boyfriend. Use that term lightly. Um cuz I'm pretty sure he hated me. And um so >> I hate you as well. Oh, so it's a trend in my relationships. Good to know.

[00:54:41]So we he when he asked me to be his girlfriend, we made it Facebook official and it was just lovely getting in and dated with congratulations.

[00:54:51]Congratulations.

[00:54:53]>> But then there's no worse feeling when you're 16 years old and he breaks up with you and you have to change the relationship status back to single. I remember doing that, crying on my mom and dad's bed, saying, "Where did it all go wrong? I thought I was going to marry this man at 15."

[00:55:12]>> This is like that um conversation we had about Kim K and um Lewis Hamilton. What do they call it? What do they do when they made it?

[00:55:21]>> Hard launch.

[00:55:22]>> So, it's like same thing. Is that what it is?

[00:55:24]>> Me and my ex. Hard launched. But we only went out for maybe um two months. And for those two months, he was in the army. So, I never saw him.

[00:55:31]>> So, I feel like >> good relationship. one of my most successful.

[00:55:34]>> All these people that hard launch [ __ ] like they're like they're the fake people these days that >> they buy something look what I've bought, >> you know? They have to they have to >> Well, you have to overcompensate for something.

[00:55:44]>> What do you mean? Like >> that's what majority of these people are doing.

[00:55:47]>> But why like why can't everyone be happy?

[00:55:50]>> Why can't everyone be happy in the background? Like why does you know >> Well, happiness is um we're always reaching for it, aren't we, Mars? Yeah.

[00:55:58]But no, I feel like Yeah, you're reaching for it. You don't have to go reaching for other people's um >> validation.

[00:56:04]>> Well, that's what I wanted at that time cuz I knew the relationship was going nowhere and I knew he didn't like me.

[00:56:09]But I was like, let's make it Facebook official so I get validated from other people like wow amazing she's in a relationship.

[00:56:17]>> It's embarrassing.

[00:56:18]>> Yeah.

[00:56:18]>> I feel sorry for you.

[00:56:19]>> Yeah. It was a tough time in high school.

[00:56:21]>> Yeah.

[00:56:22]>> Yeah. So, do you >> do I what?

[00:56:25]>> If you started Facebook when we started dating, would we have made it Facebook official?

[00:56:28]>> No.

[00:56:29]>> No.

[00:56:30]>> See, I don't like that cuz then it looks like you're still single and you can pick up.

[00:56:34]>> No, I don't give a [ __ ] I do what I want. If I don't want to put it there, I'm going to put it there.

[00:56:39]>> How about last week when that that video got put up on the Montoy podcast socials of me looking at your phone?

[00:56:46]>> Some guys um called us said, "Wow, that's a very toxic relationship."

[00:56:51]>> Oh. And before I could even stand up for us, our beautiful multitaskers came into love multitaskers, mate.

[00:56:57]>> And I said, "You know what? They've said enough. I don't need to." And then that's when I deleted the app.

[00:57:02]>> Oh, cuz of that.

[00:57:03]>> Off my phone. Yeah.

[00:57:05]>> Oh, why? Oh, she got upset about that.

[00:57:06]>> No, I didn't. But I was like, "Why am I reading people's comments?"

[00:57:09]>> We obviously did get upset about it.

[00:57:11]>> Why?

[00:57:11]>> Cuz you deleted the app.

[00:57:12]>> No, it was a combination of a guy calling me toxic and my headaches.

[00:57:16]>> Toxic headaches.

[00:57:19]I I'm not even going to reexlain what I just said. I'm sick of repeating myself.

[00:57:25]>> All right. Now, um multitaskers, last week we actually launched our very own Patreon hotline.

[00:57:32]>> Yes, sir.

[00:57:32]>> We played the voicemail that you'd be greeted with if you call up. Um so, if you haven't signed up yet, do so. So, you can leave us a voicemail. But obviously, because of that, we received some voice messages over the week. So, I'm going to play one now. just to give everyone a tease if you're not on Patreon because we're going to answer the rest of them on this week's Patreon.

[00:57:57]Hey guys, just listening to the last episode and you've said that only the Kiwis or the Bulldogs fans say that they're ass leakers. I'm Aussie and I'm a Panther fan, but I'm an ass leaker.

[00:58:10]Love you guys.

[00:58:13]>> What a legend.

[00:58:14]>> That's unreal, mate. up the Panthers, >> you know, go for them now.

[00:58:18]>> You know, the reach we've got too, mate, it's unbelievable, >> you know, like >> the podcast.

[00:58:24]>> Yes.

[00:58:25]>> Yeah, it's pretty cool. Really is. The other day I was walking in Kella Mall >> and >> I was looking doom and gloom cuz of my headaches, but I just wanted to go out of the house >> and I was walking listening to a J Shetty emotional episode.

[00:58:41]>> Yeah. So, I was off with the fairies and then this lady was at the cafe and she like perked up and she's like and she showed me her phone. She's like, "I'm listening to you right now." And I was like, "Get fucked." And she was like, "I swear to God." And she showed me her phone. I said, "Mate, >> thank you.

[00:58:58]>> That means a lot."

[00:58:59]>> It does mean a lot, man. I mean, like even like that beautiful lady, a Panthers fan, she's an ass leaker. Like, >> I know.

[00:59:06]>> It goes to show that there's many people like us. Hey, >> I actually think we're the majority.

[00:59:12]>> Do you think?

[00:59:13]>> I think it's the minority that have a pole stuck up their ass.

[00:59:17]>> That's a good point.

[00:59:18]>> Yeah, >> cuz all Aussies are good people, mate.

[00:59:21]They are.

[00:59:22]>> Yeah, >> they're all good people.

[00:59:23]>> So, next time you vers Panthers, look out for her.

[00:59:27]>> Just stand in the middle of the field and say, "Where's the where's the ass leaker?

[00:59:31]>> Where's the ass leaker?"

[00:59:32]>> Yeah, >> it's me, mate.

[00:59:33]>> And then >> runny ass. Yeah, >> but no name. She didn't leave a name.

[00:59:36]>> She didn't leave a name, but her voice sounded majestic. Like that was a nice voice, wasn't it? You can tell she's a legend by a champion. But can we make a name up for her then or no?

[00:59:44]>> Trish. Look at Trish.

[00:59:46]>> Trish from Penroof.

[00:59:47]>> Yeah. Love you doll. Thank you.

[00:59:50]>> Thanks for being the first voicemail.

[00:59:52]>> That's the first shout out Trish from Penro, mate. That's unreal.

[00:59:57]>> Yeah, >> we have to get her on the show.

[00:59:59]>> Yeah, >> get her on the show. Ask Leica.

[01:00:02]>> All right, so now that brings us to our multitasker of the week, >> which is >> Dill Dog. Dill Dog 401.

[01:00:10]>> Oh, Dill Dogs >> is our multitasker of the week. And [ __ ] what a cracker question. When I seen this come through, I said, "Mate, Dill Dog, that's a good one."

[01:00:19]>> Go on then, Dills. What did he say to you?

[01:00:21]>> Mente, what's the most embarrassing thing that has happened to you in front of your in-laws?

[01:00:29]So, immediately when I seen that question, I I I remember a story. It was in the early days of when we were dating and your auntie and your mom were sitting on the couch watching telly.

[01:00:40]>> Mhm.

[01:00:40]>> And I was about to go to bed and I turned to you and I said, "Oh, m I want to impress your family. How do I say good night in Fijian?"

[01:00:49]>> And what did you tell me to say?

[01:00:51]>> I can't remember. But what was it? Um Oh, so I so I told Taye to say to my mother and my auntie they were drinking cara. M >> I said to say walk in the lounge room and say good night everybody instead of saying everybody.

[01:01:06]>> Yeah. And I said that's Fijian.

[01:01:08]>> Everybody.

[01:01:09]>> And he said yeah. Yeah. They'll love it.

[01:01:11]Trust me. I said done. Oh my god.

[01:01:12]They're going to love me after this. So I go in with all the confidence of the world. And I repeat that. They burst into laughter. And your mom turned to you and [ __ ] swore at you and I said, "What did you just tell me to say? Would you like to tell everyone what that meant?" So Tay pretty much walked into the lounge room while my mom and my aunties were drinking cara and she said good night every four skins.

[01:01:37]>> I thought that was unreal mate.

[01:01:39]>> And when you told me that I said are you [ __ ] serious every caught your mom and auntie a fork skin.

[01:01:48]>> I thought that was mad >> cuz your mom's REACTION SHE GOES HEY >> HEY. So and then she started spraying me.

[01:01:56]>> Yeah. and unreal.

[01:01:58]>> What's the most embarrassing thing you reckon that you've done in front of mom and dad?

[01:02:02]>> Um, I think maybe the first time I bombed the toilet downstairs.

[01:02:06]>> Yes, cuz they kept saying the [ __ ] smell.

[01:02:09]>> Oh, what's that smell, mate? That's that Fijian ass, brother.

[01:02:13]>> Get used to it, son. I'm here. I'm here for a long time.

[01:02:16]>> And then I used mom's >> 100 mil bottle, >> 50 mil doll.

[01:02:22]>> Yep.

[01:02:23]>> I sprayed it was like there was literally one spray left. Yeah, >> that's my Chanel five marks.

[01:02:30]>> Sue, it's probably >> pop down to Kevin's warehouse.

[01:02:33]>> Sue, it's probably a fake one. You just put the sticker on. All right, up.

[01:02:37]>> It's from DH Gates.

[01:02:39]>> All right, that was a great question.

[01:02:41]Deal bags.

[01:02:41]>> Dealbags, love you.

[01:02:43]>> Dealbags, love you, mate.

[01:02:44]>> All right, ciao, guys. And if you're not on Patreon, get on there. And for our ass leaguers, we'll see you Friday.

[01:02:49]>> Patreoners, we love you. Multitaskers, we love you. But it's a mander.