Bar Chillin' Trying To Hit A $0.25 Five Spot On Keno! #gambling #keno

Added: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]Yeah. Yeah, we did start already.

[00:00:02]>> Okay.

[00:00:04]>> Hey, um bartender.

[00:00:09]>> I suppose I'll do a drink.

[00:00:15]>> No, non excessively, please.

[00:00:19]>> I have it under control.

[00:00:21]>> Oh, it was just a joke.

[00:00:22]>> I know.

[00:00:27]It's a non. Apparently not. Not that funny of a joke.

[00:00:29]>> Wait, who said you were choosing a pie spot?

[00:00:32]>> You uh get your phone on.

[00:00:36]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:00:37]>> Oh, we don't have any people watching yet, do we?

[00:00:40]>> No.

[00:00:43]No. Go ahead and eat it.

[00:00:49]Oh. Um, am I done?

[00:00:53]>> I don't know.

[00:00:54]See if you can see the live as well as my phone. Does it fade it out again?

[00:01:04]>> Oh, cool. Can you type something?

[00:01:09]Um, wait a minute. Hold on. How do I do this?

[00:01:14]>> Can you hear anything?

[00:01:17]Testing. Oh, yeah. You can hear stuff.

[00:01:21]>> Yeah. I don't know how to comment, though.

[00:01:26]Um, oh, you should be able to click that again.

[00:01:39]I think you got to go. I think I got to scroll up down right now.

[00:01:49]Wait a minute.

[00:01:54]That's weird, right? I check your map.

[00:02:03]Yeah.

[00:02:10]H.

[00:02:12]Is it because it's vertical?

[00:02:15]>> No.

[00:02:21]Google it.

[00:02:26]Google it. Google it. I need to find a spot now.

[00:02:32]Then we need a 2.5 spot. And then we need to go play a progressive or the mega box.

[00:02:41]Oh, slow internet connection or platform bands.

[00:02:49]>> No, that's not right. I wonder if connect to the Wi-Fi.

[00:02:58]>> Welcome to my sad attempt at trying to hit a 1.5 spot.

[00:03:05]>> Hopefully $50 is enough.

[00:03:09]Not likely, but possible.

[00:03:12]>> Well, you picked the five spot. I didn't get a chance to pick it.

[00:03:16]>> It's partender's row. But what about Ashley's row?

[00:03:22]>> What is Ashley's row? Ashley's corner.

[00:03:29]Oh. Oh. Jesus is God and he loves you so much that he died on the cross taking the penalty that we deserve for our sin.

[00:03:36]said, "If you repent and believe in him, you shall get a five spot and have eternal life."

[00:03:42]>> Okay. What?

[00:03:44]>> Uh, Amon loves Jesus. He's rooting for us to get a five spot.

[00:03:49]>> All I see is my five spot lighting up at some point.

[00:03:54]>> You can't You can't like You Everybody's spot lights up when you're not flying.

[00:04:00]>> Okay, that's not what I'm talking about.

[00:04:05]You can't like assume I don't know why. Is it because it says Hold on.

[00:04:24]Do I need to be on a different?

[00:04:30]>> Uh, you should be able to comment.

[00:04:33]I only have one account.

[00:04:38]>> Okay.

[00:04:38]>> What was it?

[00:04:40]>> I think I was signing. I was signed in as an editor.

[00:04:43]>> Oh, okay.

[00:04:44]>> Not as my actual >> Try signing something out cuz I think you're still Oh, I don't know if you're still a moderator or not.

[00:04:51]No, I think it just >> on the other one I was an editor so it wouldn't let me.

[00:04:57]>> This one I changed back to my uh my account.

[00:05:00]>> Try typing something.

[00:05:02]I don't know like hi or hey, hope you hit your pie spot.

[00:05:13]Okay, dumbass works too.

[00:05:18]Mhm. Five.

[00:05:20]>> No. Not yet. Cheers.

[00:05:22]>> Cheers.

[00:05:23]>> Let's try again.

[00:05:25]>> Thank you for playing.

[00:05:28]>> This shouldn't be that hard. Hit a five spot, then hit a 2.5 spot, >> then go hit mega bucks.

[00:05:38]>> All right, got it going.

[00:05:42]>> Someone said I need to go see the new Mortal Kombat.

[00:05:45]>> Oh, yeah. Huh? What? It's sec the second one, right?

[00:05:48]>> I guess so. I haven't watched any of the M Mortal Kombat movies.

[00:05:51]>> I haven't watch Yeah, I think I thought it was the second one. I didn't I didn't see the first one.

[00:05:59]>> Do you watch Mortal Kombat movies?

[00:06:03]>> Does she look like she does?

[00:06:04]>> She looks like she looks like she's in Mortal Kombat.

[00:06:08]>> I'm a character.

[00:06:10]>> Yeah, you look like a character in Mortal Kombat.

[00:06:14]Oh, that's first like three numbers and then nothing else.

[00:06:17]>> Well, it would have been a four out of five if it was my numbers.

[00:06:19]>> Can you Nobody cares about your numbers.

[00:06:22]>> Oh, you're going to care my numbers when they when they hit. You're wishing you were playing them.

[00:06:26]>> That one person has commented like, "Oh, man. I love Ashley's numbers. You should play those."

[00:06:32]>> Dude, Britney played them the other day on a Saturday. Started playing the numbers.

[00:06:36]>> Yeah. Like my spot. They kept they kept hitting for her.

[00:06:43]Maybe she got the lucky touch.

[00:06:45]>> Or my five spot is good.

[00:06:48]>> Okay, whatever. Maybe your five spot's good.

[00:06:50]>> Don't down down play it.

[00:06:53]>> If it's good, then hit it on your machine.

[00:06:56]>> I will.

[00:06:58]I >> We should both be playing on this machine.

[00:07:04]>> We both are playing on that machine.

[00:07:07]>> I don't like you.

[00:07:09]I don't like you in the slightest bit.

[00:07:22]Did you have a lot of people last night?

[00:07:24]>> No, it was slow.

[00:07:28]It >> was definitely slow.

[00:07:29]>> It was 31 to 35. That's the Danny Chang five spot special.

[00:07:34]>> I feel like I see 11 to 15 a lot, too.

[00:07:38]Yeah, that's like Yeah, >> I feel like uh when a machine mocks you like that, just get off of it.

[00:07:47]>> This is going to mock you for the entire session.

[00:07:49]>> I mean, I beg to differ.

[00:07:57]>> What' you just whisper? You beg to differ.

[00:08:00]>> It begs to differ.

[00:08:01]>> Well, you know what? Like it just you do like a not a 10 spot block and then right next to it it's a 10 spot and you're like oh okay cool.

[00:08:09]>> Yeah that's kind of rude but how many times does that happen though? Like come on.

[00:08:14]>> Oh we talked Oh yeah we talked about this how PTS has the uh 10 spot progressive uncapped up to 500,000 now.

[00:08:22]>> Yeah I think it's at like basically 240,000 right now.

[00:08:27]>> Is it 240 240,000?

[00:08:29]>> It was 230. It was like 2:38 when I went there Saturday night.

[00:08:33]>> A 44 10 spot. 200 something thousand.

[00:08:36]>> That's crazy.

[00:08:37]>> Yeah. You know what's also crazy is that as long as I've bartended, I've never seen someone hit a 10 spot.

[00:08:45]>> Yeah. Me neither, >> seems a bit like >> here now.

[00:08:51]>> Have you ever seen someone hit a 10 spot?

[00:08:54]>> No. Nine out of 10.

[00:08:55]>> And how long have you worked?

[00:08:59]Since you were 12.

[00:09:00]>> Since I was 12 now.

[00:09:02]>> I've been bartending since I was 12.

[00:09:07]>> So, not only will hitting this 10 spot be a huge payout for somebody, but also somebody will have proof that a 10 spot hit cuz the only one I've ever seen was like online.

[00:09:22]>> They're always like >> I think I think it's fake. I >> know.

[00:09:32]Nice like at 23,000 or something. I was playing a nice stop for a second.

[00:09:39]I've hit a nice stop before.

[00:09:42]>> Oh, yeah. You hit n I never hit I never Well, I play nine spots, but I never hit nine out of nine.

[00:09:47]>> Well, that's kind of rare, too. But I mean, I usually hit eight out of nine, but I have a I always feel like seven is as high as you should go.

[00:09:58]>> But you've hit these spots before.

[00:10:00]>> Yeah.

[00:10:05]>> Hey, they're going to play like >> So, if we hit this five spot, then next week we'll go for the 2.5 spot.

[00:10:14]And then we hit that, then we'll go for the uh Hey, Carlos.

[00:10:19]Oh, that's sick. Gross.

[00:10:22]Then we'll go play like a progressive or something.

[00:10:24]>> Yeah.

[00:10:36]I had so many people coming in for food last night. Really?

[00:10:42]Steak and egg special. $8.99. Oh, yeah.

[00:10:45]Forgot about that.

[00:10:51]8.99.

[00:10:53]>> We should just have like steak and eggs just pre-made.

[00:11:01]I think I had uh at the old restaurant I worked at on the mountain, they just had chicken fingers like made cuz they got ordered so frequently throughout the day that they were just like always sitting in a bowl ready to go.

[00:11:18]>> Doesn't make sense.

[00:11:21]It's almost like probably like green tea shots for some bars.

[00:11:26]>> Or like where they had like it already like mixed together. Yeah.

[00:11:29]>> And then just pour it. like a picture of green tea.

[00:11:32]>> I do that sometimes like if I know like someone's like ordering like I keep ordering the same drink or whatever.

[00:11:39]>> Yeah. I just make a bunch >> and it's like just Yeah.

[00:11:42]>> And then of course one time that I make a bunch of it like they don't order any more of it and I'm like okay.

[00:11:48]>> Do you guys have uh do you guys keep pictures of water?

[00:11:52]>> Um >> no. I feel like we should cuz we use the pictures for tea. Yeah, but like I'll you got a table that was like four or five waters.

[00:12:04]>> I might fill up a pitcher. Yeah, >> cuz we use the I mean you use the bar gun, but the water comes out slow out of the bar gun.

[00:12:11]>> Oh yeah, it comes out super slow.

[00:12:20]>> I'm not super slow.

[00:12:23]>> Hi British.

[00:12:27]>> I know you look very American.

[00:12:30]She always dresses up for the for the world. She does like you see you celebrate all the holidays. I'll bet you redecorate the house.

[00:12:37]>> Yes, I do. I just >> Yeah, that's that makes it's so like nice when people do that. Like I would never do it, >> but >> but it makes me so it makes me so happy to see like the different decorations for the different holidays. Yeah, >> it's nice.

[00:12:51]>> I always room just decorations.

[00:12:55]I always dreamed of having like a room for each holiday just so it's just there year round.

[00:12:59]>> Yeah.

[00:13:00]>> So like when you want to go like say you have like a 15bedroom house >> like all right we're celebrating Christmas. We go to the Christmas room.

[00:13:06]>> Well last year I left my tree up all year and did home.

[00:13:11]>> Oh that's a redneck woman.

[00:13:12]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:13:16]>> Oh wait. She leaves her Christmas lights on her front porch all year long. Yeah.

[00:13:20]Yeah.

[00:13:21]And she knows all the words to the Charlie Daniel song. I think >> I get it. I get it.

[00:13:28]>> Can I get a cousin?

[00:13:33]>> I feel like this might blow it away in a second.

[00:13:42]>> What's the most amount of money you've ever spent without hitting a pie spot?

[00:13:47]>> Comment.

[00:13:48]>> No. Yeah. No comment at all. What's not?

[00:13:54]>> Oh.

[00:13:55]>> Oh, look at you with the six out of seven.

[00:14:01]>> What do you think the ratio is of six out of sevens to actual seven out of sevens?

[00:14:08]>> You want to ask Siri or ask GBT, 1000 to1, 1000 to one. Hey, Carlos.

[00:14:19]How are you?

[00:14:22]>> You want any money?

[00:14:24]>> No, I'm just trying to make it last.

[00:14:26]Made >> a six out of seven.

[00:14:27]>> She got out of six out of seven. I'm just trying to hit a nice little 1.5 spot.

[00:14:31]>> Enjoy my time. Six out of seven with one. What are you doing? Are you gambling or just being around?

[00:14:37]>> Well, you know, maybe if I had a better night.

[00:14:40]>> You were a nicer person.

[00:14:43]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, that's true.

[00:14:47]>> Wow.

[00:14:48]Everybody that come everybody that comes in she's like what do you want?

[00:14:51]>> Okay.

[00:14:55]>> What do you want?

[00:14:59]>> You're not gambling. You're not gambling. Get out.

[00:15:10]>> You're not gambling. Get out.

[00:15:14]>> What is this >> microphone? Just in case anybody wants to talk into it, they can.

[00:15:19]>> What's up, Jojo?

[00:15:25]>> I try to encourage bartender talk.

[00:15:34]>> No, that's not on her phone the whole time.

[00:15:46]I am never going to hit a fire spot.

[00:15:50]>> Not that one.

[00:15:52]>> Cuz I got a bad attitude.

[00:15:57]>> Are you superstitious?

[00:16:00]>> Oh, are you talking to me?

[00:16:01]>> Yeah.

[00:16:03]>> Oh, it depends on what extent.

[00:16:06]>> Like gambling superstitious?

[00:16:07]>> Oh, not really. No.

[00:16:12]So I feel like people with >> good attitudes win more than people with bad attitudes.

[00:16:26]>> I don't know. I just hate how like some people will come into a bar and always lose.

[00:16:34]Always lose.

[00:16:38]You wonder if it's like it even comes down to like the simplest >> style of play like they just play $125 poker but they never get a royal >> but then again royal is like the hardest of the >> achievements when it comes to machine gambling.

[00:17:06]Which brings me to another point I hate.

[00:17:08]>> What I really hate is like Ultimate X.

[00:17:12]>> Ultimate X >> Super Times.

[00:17:15]>> It's not that bad.

[00:17:19]>> I just feel like they they hit way less frequently than just a >> than like regular just single hand double double. I don't know if it's cuz it gets played less.

[00:17:36]I say >> what? What do you say?

[00:17:43]>> I can't.

[00:17:47]>> I need another drink. Where's the bartender?

[00:17:51]>> I'm off right now.

[00:17:58]>> May I have one more drink, please?

[00:18:00]>> You may.

[00:18:01]>> Yeah, me too.

[00:18:08]What are you going to do with all that six out of seven money?

[00:18:14]>> All right.

[00:18:25]I think he already had his morning donuts.

[00:18:28]>> He didn't want to eat it in front of you.

[00:18:29]>> He's got like a sugar rush.

[00:18:32]So maybe you already had your morning donuts. You got your sugar rush coming in here.

[00:18:40]Did you hear that? Okay.

[00:18:43]>> Terrible corn and rage.

[00:18:48]>> Oh well, you heard it.

[00:18:50]>> You heard it from the source.

[00:18:52]Oh my god.

[00:18:54]>> Yeah, I I am the most credible source in Las Vegas.

[00:19:04]Yeah, I'm going to be the GM over there.

[00:19:06]>> I know.

[00:19:08]>> She's like negative.

[00:19:11]>> You heard it here first.

[00:19:13]>> Chris will be the new GM at whisies on Durango.

[00:19:17]>> They're not going to do that until we hear my dead body.

[00:19:28]How's that five spot coming along?

[00:19:30]>> Never going to hit a five spot. I It's ridiculous.

[00:19:34]>> I think next time switch machines is what I should do.

[00:19:37]>> We should play my spot.

[00:19:39]>> You should try You should have tried to >> This is the This is the prize one spot that hits more than any other prize spot.

[00:19:45]>> No, I don't know about that though. I don't know.

[00:19:47]>> Prove me wrong.

[00:19:49]>> Well, I mean, I love to, but you're playing that five.

[00:19:51]>> Can you imagine Can you imagine like pulling up the stats? like pull up the stance those hit by spots.

[00:20:03]You imagine scrolling up and then you just see like you know balls dropping down it's like huh what's going on here?

[00:20:13]>> Can I imagine?

[00:20:15]>> Oh the whole eight row almost lit up.

[00:20:18]Oh, earlier Nick was playing on my bar and he the whole 10us the numbers see the other spot.

[00:20:48]Okay, you know, we could just we could just run a really long line.

[00:20:59]I guess add some more.

[00:21:05]We also we also have Oh, we can play. like when we have like the the uh what do you call it >> like on the frame play or whatever.

[00:21:21]>> Yeah.

[00:21:25]>> 61.

[00:21:29]>> Okay. So, >> what why I switched it? Because it was getting in the Oh, wow.

[00:21:46]>> Winner.

[00:21:48]>> Okay. So, >> you're the best.

[00:21:51]>> Like in a worthless kind of way.

[00:21:53]>> I know. And I forgot the candy. I had candy.

[00:21:57]>> Oh, >> she had candy, too. What is this candy?

[00:22:01]>> No, that's not candy.

[00:22:03]>> Oh, >> is it?

[00:22:04]>> No.

[00:22:06]What's she trying to do? Kill me? She just put like a toothpick in your drink so you could choke on it. Come on. Two more. One more. Do it. Come on.

[00:22:15]>> Oh, >> see that would have been my four out of five, too.

[00:22:18]>> I should have done that. Well, >> four out of five.

[00:22:20]>> Would you shut up about your stupid four?

[00:22:22]>> I know, but that would have been my four out of five, too. So, >> four out of five. Oh, >> shame.

[00:22:29]What the hell?

[00:22:30]>> Oh my god. It's like a gay pool partying. No, not Okay.

[00:22:42]Maybe I should go to four card after this.

[00:22:48]We have to get a five spot.

[00:22:51]Tell you, we'll call your numbers on on four card. Okay.

[00:22:55]>> Cuz I like every 2 minutes of this live you're like, "Oh, you took a place in my backpack.

[00:23:01]My backpack."

[00:23:02]>> I know. You know, I just I >> You're like, "Look, it would have been a four out of five. Look, it would have been a five.

[00:23:09]>> Look, I just like, you know, a little bit."

[00:23:15]>> I need to go to the shooting range.

[00:23:20]>> Yeah, me too.

[00:23:22]>> I just haven't been in forever and I haven't cleaned anything.

[00:23:24]>> Me neither.

[00:23:25]>> I don't clean my my firearms and they need to be clean. Me, too.

[00:23:29]>> I think ammo just fires.

[00:23:33]I get better ammo cuz I got like my ammo's probably old as hell too. It seems kind of weird too that like if you go to the range, you watch like a little video and then all of a sudden they let you line up with a bunch of other people to shoot your guns.

[00:23:54]>> Like I I don't feel >> supervised though.

[00:23:57]Yeah. Supervised by like one guy with like a whistle who just like is eating [ __ ] Fritos like looking back and forth across the range.

[00:24:09]>> I don't know. I just feel like if I'm going to go to a shooting range, I'd like to have like something bulletproof between me and the guy shooting next to me.

[00:24:24]>> Oh, buddy. I always worry like one day somebody at the range is just going to get upset and start shooting like start shooting people.

[00:24:31]>> Oh, mess up. Don't get don't give this the American Americans an idea.

[00:24:38]>> You know what I mean? It's like it's like camping too.

[00:24:42]Like if I go camping at a campsite, I always worry that there's going to be some crazy lunatic who just starts like >> That's why I don't go camping.

[00:24:49]>> Axing up tents nearby.

[00:24:51]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's the type of stuff that you see in movies. I'm not all about that. I'm not I'm not about that life. Okay.

[00:24:58]>> Oh, yeah. You don't like camping?

[00:25:00]>> No.

[00:25:02]>> Your people don't like camping.

[00:25:06]>> Your people Oh, that would have been another four out of five.

[00:25:08]>> Oh my god. Say it again.

[00:25:10]>> Another four out of five.

[00:25:13]>> Say it one more again.

[00:25:21]Don't get it.

[00:25:24]Okay.

[00:25:30]>> Yeah, we're going to get it.

[00:25:31]>> Okay.

[00:25:32]>> All right.

[00:25:36]This keto is so exciting that we're losing viewers by the second.

[00:25:42]>> Yeah, I think uh >> maybe if we got a new subscriber, we got a five spot.

[00:25:49]Subscribe so we can hit five spot.

[00:26:00]Don't forget to like and subscribe so we can get a bicycle.

[00:26:05]This one is being a pain.

[00:26:09]Please share the video.

[00:26:18]At least we got some free play. It's kind of nice.

[00:26:22]>> Touche.

[00:26:23]>> I think Terrible has the best free play.

[00:26:26]>> I feel like we do actually.

[00:26:28]>> Yeah.

[00:26:28]>> Yeah, we really do.

[00:26:29]>> Out of all the >> properties in Las Vegas, I think Terribles has the best free play.

[00:26:33]>> Yeah. No, we definitely do.

[00:26:35]And that makes me wonder, does the terrible casino give good free play?

[00:26:47]>> Oh, I don't know. So now all the bars are like the same.

[00:26:52]>> And I'm assuming the terrible casino is the same as well.

[00:26:57]>> I have no idea.

[00:27:00]I never been to a terrible casino.

[00:27:05]We could test the 30.

[00:27:07]>> Come on. Two more. Prank. Prank.

[00:27:10]>> You're so close. Oh, that would have been my uh No, >> I swear to God.

[00:27:19]>> I swear to God.

[00:27:32]See this the first comment when we went live Jesus is God. He loves you so much.

[00:27:42]If you repent and believe in him, you shall not perish.

[00:27:49]If you don't believe in him, you perish.

[00:27:52]>> Jesus. I mean I have eternal life.

[00:28:08]Oh man, I don't know anybody with eternal life.

[00:28:15]Um yeah, I know.

[00:28:19]>> Would you even notice if somebody had eternal life?

[00:28:24]Probably not.

[00:28:26]Oh, look at that. A 31 did 35 >> again. That was twice as dumb.

[00:28:31]>> Yep.

[00:28:32]>> I told you. No, I'm kidding.

[00:28:37]>> Like if if somebody lived like if somebody lived by themselves.

[00:28:41]Didn't really like keep friends or anything.

[00:28:46]They could technically be eternal.

[00:28:48]Nobody would ever know. Like they could be immortal. Nobody would ever know.

[00:28:57]I mean >> they would have to change identities though, >> right?

[00:29:05]I maybe I mean, you know, assuming they're like >> cuz if you're cuz remember that thing they were talking about how a bunch of people had like were collecting social security that were like 160 something years old or whatever and some people said that was just like a error in the system.

[00:29:26]Like >> was it really an error? Maybe there was a guy that's 160 something years old, but he really just looks like he looks 25 still just wandering around.

[00:29:43]>> Whose blood is he sucking?

[00:29:45]>> You'd have to look older though cuz he couldn't get ID.

[00:29:50]ID says like 1893.

[00:29:56]I don't think it's fake.

[00:30:00]Come on. Two more. Do it.

[00:30:10]I would like nothing more.

[00:30:22]Oh, we still have perfect.

[00:30:34]100 bucks like a like a >> four or five spots.

[00:30:41]>> Okay.

[00:30:42]>> No, not that. We can do like a two card or three card. Well, I mean, honestly, I don't know.

[00:30:50]>> Multiard 25 spot.

[00:30:52]>> Jesus.

[00:30:53]>> Still won't get it, >> dude. That'd be so messed up.

[00:30:57]Never going to get it.

[00:31:10]I should have maybe changed after the first $25.

[00:31:14]I was telling you Oh man.

[00:31:32]>> Oh man.

[00:31:34]>> Oh man.

[00:31:45]I hate like leaving anywhere right as the sun rises cuz it makes me feel like a piece of [ __ ] >> That's how our schedules are.

[00:32:01]>> Like, you know, when you're drunk and you stay up too late, then you walk outside at like sunrise and you're like, "Oh my god, I'm such an idiot."

[00:32:08]>> I don't know. I thought you were talking about work.

[00:32:10]>> Oh, well, but yeah, you get the same feeling when you leave work in the morning sober after work in the graveyard.

[00:32:16]But I've never I guess if you wake up early and run, probably don't feel bad.

[00:32:27]You wake up early.

[00:32:29]>> I hate driving somewhere early in the morning, like to work, and then watching people that got up and are running.

[00:32:39]It just it like makes me angry.

[00:32:42]I'm like in my mind I'm like, "Oh, yeah.

[00:32:44]It must be nice."

[00:32:47]>> Damn well knowing. Like I could have woke up early and done it as well.

[00:32:51]>> Do it.

[00:32:52]>> Oh, that would have been my four out of five, too.

[00:32:56]>> You were the most annoying person today.

[00:33:02]>> You get some bread, dude.

[00:33:06]I'm just mad that she didn't bring candy.

[00:33:08]>> Oh, I forgot it. I ordered it.

[00:33:10]>> Go home and get it.

[00:33:13]>> See, >> what kind of candy did you get?

[00:33:16]>> Um, America candy place.

[00:33:29]>> Brit is like Brit is the sole reason that Hobby Lobby is in business.

[00:33:36]Yeah, >> if people like me >> people like Brit did not exist.

[00:33:47]>> Come on. Oh god, you guys.

[00:33:49]>> That was Oh, not my four.

[00:33:51]>> Piece of [ __ ] Language.

[00:33:57]>> I don't care. I don't care about anything.

[00:34:05]Uh, I just want to get this five.

[00:34:10]100 Days of Summer, three daily winners, $50 free play.

[00:34:20]I like when bars have like the hourly races or the, you know, that you can win like 5, 10, 15 or 10,000.

[00:34:31]I think Molly's does it. Jony's does it.

[00:34:34]>> Yeah.

[00:34:36]I don't know. We used to every hour. I feel like it hasn't It's not like every hour now. It's like >> Does Bourbon Street do it?

[00:34:45]>> Well, Bourbon Street's part of Dies, isn't it?

[00:34:49]>> I guess so. Is Bourbon Street part of Dies?

[00:34:53]>> I thought it was. I could be wrong, though. I'm pretty >> I'm pretty sure it is.

[00:35:01]>> I want to know where you can bet the largest amount on Kino.

[00:35:06]>> Probably like I'm sure it's like a strip casino.

[00:35:12]>> Oh yeah, maybe. I don't know cuz Donny's you can like play like >> Oh, I don't know. Actually, I don't know what Johnny's Max is.

[00:35:20]>> No, I think it's like >> it's more than Jony's, right?

[00:35:23]>> Oh, no. I don't know. Oh, maybe it's I was joking. It's like what? 50 >> 50 quarters on single card.

[00:35:29]>> So maybe >> 40 quarters on four card.

[00:35:31]>> I don't know.

[00:35:36]We have to find that out. Does anybody know what the max bet is at Dies and Bourbon Street on single cartino and four cardino? Do you ever play at Jony's or doies?

[00:35:46]>> I do not. Well, >> then you're absolutely >> listen.

[00:35:51]No, we were trying to figure out what the max bet is at >> Doy's street on like single card kino or fourcard kino >> or where you can bet the most on kino.

[00:36:08]What casino?

[00:36:10]I've seen places where you I feel like you can do like $20 single card.

[00:36:14]>> Oh, >> I've heard about that.

[00:36:16]>> I think they're like properties or anything.

[00:36:19]>> What's it?

[00:36:20]>> Huh? What's about your bar?

[00:36:22]>> Uh, my bar is uh 16 quarter single card, 64 quarter, four card.

[00:36:29]>> So, it's $4 on >> any quarter multiart.

[00:36:35]>> Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.

[00:36:36]>> Okay. Beautiful.

[00:36:44]>> Thank you. You have a good night.

[00:36:52]Boy, >> I think he thinks you're pretty.

[00:36:56]>> Yeah, I I've been hearing that all night.

[00:37:01]>> He didn't take his ass home. How did he get a big big >> It must Okay. Who served him?

[00:37:06]>> It must suck. I think I think it was Carlos.

[00:37:10]>> All right.

[00:37:10]>> It must suck to be a girl bartender.

[00:37:12]>> Jesus. I mean, there's the perk of probably making more than a male bartender, but the sexual harassment that comes along with it.

[00:37:22]>> Light your five up.

[00:37:23]>> That's my five.

[00:37:25]>> That's my secondary five.

[00:37:27]>> Shut up. Shut up.

[00:37:29]>> And my four out of five, my primary.

[00:37:33]>> Yeah, I think it's definitely worth to be a girl bartender as far as like getting harassed.

[00:37:43]Like no, I don't know. Maybe unless you're like a super sexy mail bartender.

[00:37:49]>> Yeah, >> girls are kind of grabbing junk, giving you extra money to hang out like, "Hey, come come stay after work and have a drink."

[00:37:57]>> Yeah, I think not.

[00:38:00]>> Let's calm down on that idea now.

[00:38:10]Oh, why won't you light up?

[00:38:24]Sometimes even like >> even Steven >> I swear to God you can put like two spots and don't hit it. Remember the time we put like a couple hundred in a two spot? Like $16 a push, I think. And we didn't even know, but the two spot.

[00:38:39]>> $16 a push though.

[00:38:41]>> Yeah. I mean, Jesus. You know, >> I mean, there's a two spot.

[00:38:45]>> For the love of God. For the love of God.

[00:38:49]>> That's kind of crazy, though.

[00:38:52]>> Yeah. You think you'll be able to hit two spot, >> but I mean, the machines are programmed.

[00:39:00]Think we're about to have to go to four car here.

[00:39:15]At least I got 100 bucks left.

[00:39:20]>> I want to get I want to do I want to do a session where we do $16 uh a spot.

[00:39:29]$16 eight spot.

[00:39:30]>> That' be $160,000.

[00:39:33]>> $160,000.

[00:39:35]>> Okay.

[00:39:39]>> What would you do with $160,000?

[00:39:42]>> I'd gamble more.

[00:39:44]I'd gamble bigger and better.

[00:39:47]>> No, I pay some stuff off >> and then gamble. It'd be like one of those uh movie scenes where like there's two ladies in dresses next to me and they're blowing on the dice and then I just keep winning because once you have two ladies blowing on your dice, you start winning.

[00:40:07]>> You start talking about the dice.

[00:40:08]>> You start you start winning in crafts automatically >> and you also become James Bond.

[00:40:20]007 Crafts Master.

[00:40:24]This is your song, huh?

[00:40:28]>> I feel like she listens to Mace.

[00:40:32]>> Mace is good.

[00:40:34]Do >> you know what? I think Nas has a new album.

[00:40:39]>> I don't know if anybody here likes Nas, but >> I mean, I know who he is.

[00:40:43]>> Yeah, he's got a new album.

[00:40:44]>> Pretty good.

[00:40:45]>> I think I only heard a couple of his songs, though.

[00:40:49]Oh man, it's like every week we come here and just lose.

[00:40:52]>> Yeah.

[00:40:55]>> Come on. We need some good luck.

[00:40:56]>> Today's your day. Today's your day.

[00:40:58]>> You know what, dude? Touch my machines.

[00:41:00]>> I will. Usually. You hate that.

[00:41:03]>> I do. But you know what?

[00:41:05]You not touching it's also not working.

[00:41:12]>> Just wash your hands before you touch it.

[00:41:19][ __ ] used to play softball.

[00:41:23]>> Did you?

[00:41:24]>> Yeah. In high school.

[00:41:26]>> What?

[00:41:27]>> What was your position?

[00:41:29]>> That was soccer.

[00:41:31]>> So softball I actually played for a couple years.

[00:41:33]>> What What position did you play?

[00:41:35]>> Um I was short stop and right outfield.

[00:41:42]>> Oh yeah, that makes sense.

[00:41:45]That makes sense. Okay. All right. Now, we used to play on I play on a softball team called Taste the Rainbow.

[00:42:03]>> Wow. And we were like we were like 0 and6 and >> never won a game.

[00:42:16]>> Well, I mean I figured when you said Owen 16.

[00:42:19]>> Shut up.

[00:42:20]But we had this girl. He was like a She was like a cute dity girl and uh somebody hit this fly ball goes like way up in the air and she like puts her glove up but like not in front of her face.

[00:42:39]>> Oh god.

[00:42:40]>> The ball comes right down and just nails her in the forehead.

[00:42:45]Just everybody comes running over and they're like, "Are you okay?" She's like, "Yeah, I'm okay."

[00:42:51]Everybody was just like, "Damn, dude.

[00:42:52]She's probably not okay."

[00:42:56]And then all a sudden she became really smart.

[00:43:00]>> No, that didn't happen.

[00:43:05]But that would have been an even better story.

[00:43:08]Knox secure.

[00:43:11]>> Let's see. Brit's Brit's feet.

[00:43:15]>> Yeah. Brett, how many balls you got? Did you blow?

[00:43:18]>> No.

[00:43:20]Did you blow those out?

[00:43:23]>> Carlos blew up.

[00:43:24]>> Oh, did he?

[00:43:24]>> Wow.

[00:43:28]>> This is the one with Teresa all inside.

[00:43:40]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:43:44]>> Oh my gosh. Six out of seven.

[00:43:48]>> Yeah.

[00:43:49]Dude, what are we doing here?

[00:43:50]>> Losing.

[00:43:52]>> Yeah. Well, let's go a [ __ ] uh four card after this.

[00:43:58]>> Guarantee he's going to hit something.

[00:44:01]Trust me, I know.

[00:44:02]>> I better win.

[00:44:05]>> Otherwise, I could have went to church.

[00:44:07]>> It's Monday.

[00:44:09]>> A holiday.

[00:44:10]>> It's a holiday.

[00:44:13]>> A Monday.

[00:44:18]Welcome to the gambling church of Jesus Christ. This is Jesus Christ.

[00:44:26]>> What are some places that you wish you could gamble at?

[00:44:31]>> Um >> I wish I can gamble outside.

[00:44:34]>> Outside?

[00:44:35]>> Yes.

[00:44:36]>> No, I'm good on that.

[00:44:37]>> Like you have like a shaded area like you can you can you can sip on a cocktail with an umbrella. No.

[00:44:44]>> Play slots.

[00:44:46]No, I don't mind gambling on my phone.

[00:44:53]Well, that's I know it's >> I mean technically it's time.

[00:44:57]>> Yeah, but I mean it's time that you you should be able to play slots on your phone.

[00:45:03]I mean, well, in Las Vegas you can, but I mean they say you can use a VPN.

[00:45:10]I'm afraid they won't pay you out.

[00:45:12]>> Yeah. No, I don't I don't Yeah.

[00:45:19]all 50 seats. You should be able to play on your phone. You should be able to gamble your rent money.

[00:45:25]>> Okay.

[00:45:26]>> Or gamble your car payment.

[00:45:30]>> Maybe not.

[00:45:35]>> You can live that # van life and just gamble everything.

[00:45:48]Oh my god, I'm sinking.

[00:45:50]I'm dying.

[00:45:52]Should we just keep going for the five spot? Oh, maybe we should go for a 2.5 spot or should we go to four card? Four card.

[00:45:59]>> I think we should go to four card.

[00:46:02]>> Damn it, friend. Nobody [ __ ] asked you.

[00:46:04]>> Look, I say four card, too.

[00:46:06]>> Okay. All right. The lucky ladies.

[00:46:11]All right. All right. $100. Four cards.

[00:46:17]If we lose this, the video's over. Oh crap. I got to cover up my pin. Nobody can see it.

[00:46:24]>> Oh boy.

[00:46:25]>> It's his birthday.

[00:46:27]>> Okay. Thanks for saying that. Thanks for saying that.

[00:46:30]>> No one knows that you were born in N.

[00:46:31]No.

[00:46:33]>> No one knows that your social security number.

[00:46:39]>> Okay, here we go. four card.

[00:46:43]>> All right.

[00:46:44]>> You have to do one max bet.

[00:46:47]>> Okay. Hold on now.

[00:46:48]>> Just one push.

[00:46:49]>> What?

[00:46:49]>> Oh, we're going to do your numbers cuz you're going to cry about them before.

[00:46:53]>> Heck yeah. Yeah.

[00:46:53]>> Here. Pick the pick the five pick B for the five spot.

[00:46:56]>> Yeah, because that one's >> Pick another five spot.

[00:46:59]>> And then Wait, what's A?

[00:47:01]>> A is your initial five spot.

[00:47:03]>> Oh, what's what's C?

[00:47:05]>> Well, another five spot you're going to pick.

[00:47:07]>> Okay, >> pick another five spot.

[00:47:09]We're going to do this one.

[00:47:11]>> Okay, we do one max pet push cuz you have to pink.

[00:47:19]>> And that was a waste of >> No, I told you.

[00:47:22]>> All right, go down to one coin.

[00:47:23]>> You never listen to me.

[00:47:27]>> Okay.

[00:47:30]>> I don't know. Someone argued that I should have a six spot or seven spot.

[00:47:36]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:47:37]>> Actually, why don't we have a six spot?

[00:47:38]Then we can skip a two point and go straight to a progressive at a casino.

[00:47:44]Which six spot do you want?

[00:47:48]Okay, let's do a seven spot. What the hell?

[00:47:51]>> Well, dang it, dude. You're breaking all the rules.

[00:47:54]>> I mean, you're going to play four cards.

[00:47:57]You got two five spots. What the hell?

[00:48:02]>> I'm going to break the rules again and I'm going to do a max bet push one more time.

[00:48:10]Come on. It could have worked.

[00:48:13]>> It didn't work, but it could have worked.

[00:48:21]>> Didn't I have allergies?

[00:48:24]>> It lit up. It lit up one to five.

[00:48:26]>> Wow.

[00:48:27]>> I was complaining the entire time.

[00:48:29]>> Lit five and it lit up my five.

[00:48:32]>> So, I actually hit the five. The five never hit on camera, dude.

[00:48:35]>> But it also lit up your 1 to5 though.

[00:48:37]Yeah, I know. That's funny. That's weird.

[00:48:38]>> Well, you know, it's funny cuz like you were getting the one off from like one new five.

[00:48:42]>> Yeah.

[00:48:42]>> And it was also giving me one off from my original five spot, too.

[00:48:45]>> Yeah.

[00:48:48]>> What's up, man?

[00:48:49]>> What's up, Matt's 87? Kino, good luck.

[00:48:51]Thank you. Thank you.

[00:48:52]>> Um, I have not had good luck in Kino so bad that I almost decided to change our YouTube channel to something else.

[00:49:01]>> Ashley said not to.

[00:49:02]>> No, we already have like merch and stuff.

[00:49:04]>> We did. I know. We're close on the watch hours being able to get donations, but some good came out of it. I did create an outdoor YouTube channel where we do outdoor things in Las Vegas. Right now, we're doing trails. It's called Dumb and Outdoors because I have no idea what I'm doing outdoors.

[00:49:22]>> Dumb and Out.

[00:49:24]>> Yeah, dumb and outdoors.

[00:49:26]>> I know.

[00:49:27]Dao. It's like towel the nightclub down.

[00:49:39]Trying to get that balanced lifestyle cuz it's like we we bartend and then we gamble in a casino or a bar and never get any outdoor time.

[00:49:50]>> Yeah.

[00:49:51]>> So now we can create that balance. The yin, the yang.

[00:49:54]>> Yin yang.

[00:49:55]>> Yeah.

[00:49:56]>> I got that tattooed.

[00:49:59]You know what? That just made me think of Chinese, which also made me think of Chinese food.

[00:50:04]>> Okay.

[00:50:04]>> Do you ever order the [ __ ] did she just do? Just swipe the ticket across my machine.

[00:50:10]>> Swipe her. No. Swipe it.

[00:50:15]>> Um, when you order Chinese food, do you always get cream cheese rangons?

[00:50:22]>> No. Or crab?

[00:50:23]>> That's on me.

[00:50:24]>> Yeah. Who else might the only person sitting next to me? I don't know. You can be talking to the people. No, I don't because I'm not I don't >> I don't I feel like it's a I feel like it's a must to get crab rang.

[00:50:36]>> I don't really like I don't really like I don't really like >> Do you ever order Chinese food?

[00:50:40]>> You ever order Chinese food?

[00:50:42]>> Yeah.

[00:50:42]>> Do you always get crab rangons? See, she's >> You know what?

[00:50:48]>> Rit's the perfect girl.

[00:50:50]>> Except for all the >> other stuff the nine problems that she comes along with. Probably. Take that back. No, I'm kidding.

[00:51:04]>> Oh, Rick, can you um mark this card?

[00:51:07]>> Yeah.

[00:51:08]>> Thank you.

[00:51:12]>> People are always perfect when you don't know them personally.

[00:51:16]>> Um why do I feel like that's kind of like somewhat true?

[00:51:22]>> Yeah, I say you really get to know people. You're like, "God damn it, this person sucks."

[00:51:32]Should never get to know people.

[00:51:36]>> It's a lesson to be >> learning.

[00:51:41]Lucy, >> Matt, I haven't I haven't hit a five spot in like 5 weeks or 6 weeks.

[00:51:48]>> I don't know what's wrong with you.

[00:51:50]>> I've sold all my personal belongings.

[00:51:53]>> Okay.

[00:51:57]I live in a van down by the river.

[00:52:02]>> I feel like I've been hitting my five spots a little bit more.

[00:52:05]>> Yeah. thing is like I feel like I should bet more on them because like I kind of actually have been hitting them >> cuz like I don't know cuz like if for like 200 like I'm just going to end up like >> putting it back >> putting it back to hit like you know >> on Saturday night Thursday >> if you don't hit something leaving then generally you won't leave form >> for a degenerate gamble I mean, the ideal way to play is anytime you hit anything, whether you're up, down, or even, is to just leave.

[00:52:57]>> Come on.

[00:53:00]See what I tell you.

[00:53:02]>> Yeah, I got a four out of five.

[00:53:10]>> I keep whispering.

[00:53:13]>> Don't worry about it.

[00:53:18]>> The Kino whisperer.

[00:53:22]>> I need you to whisper these numbers.

[00:53:35]It'd be funny to see people's like gambling stats live.

[00:53:41]Like if I had meta glasses on and I just like looked over and I could see our keynote stats for >> Oh my god, that be so horrible. It'd be so horrible. Yeah, >> that'd be so [ __ ] bad.

[00:54:00]Okay.

[00:54:13]Oh, there I am at Side.

[00:54:20]Millside. Millside.

[00:54:30]Dude, I suck at gambling.

[00:54:33]>> I'm beginning to think so, too.

[00:54:35]>> You can give me like a $100,000 free play and I couldn't get a prize spot.

[00:54:50]I am going to steal one of your cats.

[00:54:56]>> My cats? My cats?

[00:54:57]>> No, your cats.

[00:55:00]Roman was telling me earlier last night that he likes those hairless cats. I forget what they're called. I forget what they're called.

[00:55:09]They're called like I don't know.

[00:55:11]Pharaoh cats. I don't know.

[00:55:13]>> Oh. I forgot what they're called.

[00:55:14]They're >> I don't know what the hairless cats are called.

[00:55:18]>> They're hairless cats.

[00:55:20]>> Yeah. For them. I forgot.

[00:55:22]>> He likes them cuz they're playful normally.

[00:55:25]But every cat I get is just like cranky and doesn't want to be pet. All your cats are cool. They're like climbing on your back and cuddling and like headbutting you and like >> Yeah, I know.

[00:55:38]>> meowing for something.

[00:55:41]The two cats that I have, one's just like, "Dude, leave me alone."

[00:55:45]>> Well, are they older, though?

[00:55:46]>> No, even the young one. The young one, the second it sees me, it just runs away.

[00:55:52]>> Sounds like Sam.

[00:55:54]>> Talking about all my ex-girlfriends.

[00:55:56]>> I thought we were talking about cats.

[00:56:00]>> No, cats like uh she's got super cool cats, but like that play and they're cool. Every cat that I ever get, usually it's my sister that brings them home.

[00:56:09]But like one of them, like one of them would just try to attack me all the time. If I try to pet it, the other one just doesn't want anything to do with me. It's like, ah, whatever. Leave me alone. Unless you got food. And then the other one, like the second it sees me in sight, it just jets and almost like hurts itself trying to get away. It's like, I got to go.

[00:56:31]>> But all of her cats are like cuddly and playful and fun.

[00:56:38]Well, yeah.

[00:56:42]Maybe they're all allergic.

[00:56:48]Nobody loves me except for my dog.

[00:56:56]But my dog's kind of a jerk.

[00:57:00]I have like a I have like a twin bed and he's a big pit bull so he just like jumps on the bed and like takes over.

[00:57:05]>> Oh, >> seven out of seven.

[00:57:08]>> Oh, Ashley just got a seven.

[00:57:10]>> Oh, that was a eight spot too right there.

[00:57:12]>> Jeez. I got to I got to show this off.

[00:57:13]>> Seven spot.

[00:57:15]>> Ashley got a seven spot.

[00:57:18]>> That's better than That's better than anything I'm showing.

[00:57:23]>> Look at the excitement on her face.

[00:57:26]Look at that.

[00:57:30]She looked like you looked like Buck for a second.

[00:57:33]>> She never got usually. She's like, >> "Well, cuz she's been losing for like 17 years."

[00:57:40]>> So she's like, "I finally got something."

[00:57:46]Cool thing is it's not a taxable. The shitty thing is you didn't pick the eighth number or the >> Okay. Well, I mean, look.

[00:58:09]I always use that the extra few numbers and it's like oh it could have been a nine spot or a 10 spot or >> well anyway 8 n and 10 are the same eight nine >> but then it would have been a taxable so and then the with the taxable rules this year that's kind of Y right out 10%. It's >> probably better that >> you're going to run out 90%.

[00:58:32]>> I wonder if they're going to change that before the end of the year.

[00:58:34]>> Well, it's probably a good thing then.

[00:58:41]That would be much better than handing it to her.

[00:58:46]Fan it out. Actually, you know what? Put 100 on there for good luck.

[00:58:51]Cuz money attracts money, right? Money attracts money.

[00:58:56]>> Money attracts money.

[00:59:00]Attracts love, too.

[00:59:06]People love you much more when you hit when you hit.

[00:59:10]>> Right.

[00:59:11]>> The only time I see couples kissing each other The only time I see couples kissing each other at a bar is when one of them hits something.

[00:59:21]>> Oh, can you mark a card?

[00:59:24]Yeah. Yeah.

[00:59:28]>> So, here's where we're supposed to just leave.

[00:59:32]>> No, but it's just warming up, baby.

[00:59:33]>> But real gamelers would say that it's just warming up.

[00:59:38]>> Real gamblers would say, you know what?

[00:59:40]Now I can bet bigger.

[00:59:43]>> Oh, yeah. Uhhuh.

[00:59:51]Someone else is hitting too.

[00:59:53]>> Oh my god.

[01:00:02]Um, you know what that means?

[01:00:05]I hate to do this.

[01:00:08]Maybe I should max by 100.

[01:00:18]Should I max by 100, chat?

[01:00:22]Yo, chat, should I max by 100?

[01:00:33]I said chat. Should I max Oh man, I'm kind of afraid that I could just sit here for like hours on live.

[01:01:01]We're going to go live every Monday morning.

[01:01:06]>> Yes, Monday mornings. Yeah.

[01:01:08]>> Every Monday morning we're going live 7:30ish.

[01:01:12]You giving me money? I don't deserve this.

[01:01:14]>> Yeah. No. Give it back.

[01:01:15]>> I don't deserve this money. I'm a gambler.

[01:01:19]And this hunter, too. That's five of them.

[01:01:21]>> Oh, okay. Um >> Oh, and I dropped a beer.

[01:01:26]Oh, no.

[01:01:28]Bartender. No, I'm kidding.

[01:01:32]>> Yeah, I dropped it. I'm drunk. I've had two beers.

[01:01:40]Oh, we're just doing it live.

[01:01:46]>> This This Oh, Zen. You want one?

[01:01:53]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:01:54]>> Oh, 3 mig.

[01:01:57]>> Yeah.

[01:02:00]You don't mind me?

[01:02:00]>> No. No. Go for it. Appreciate you.

[01:02:03]>> Of course. Thank you, sir.

[01:02:04]>> You're welcome.

[01:02:10]Maybe I'll get a five spot.

[01:02:14]Well, maybe I should just save this for like the next million videos. I know. I know. I'm just Thank you. Thank you.

[01:02:38]We're all good now.

[01:02:40]>> See, right when I hit two, hit two.

[01:02:43]>> What does that mean?

[01:02:44]>> Well, hit I don't know how much though, but we going to find out.

[01:02:57]I don't know, guys.

[01:03:00]I think we're about to Find out how long you can go without hitting a five spot.

[01:03:06]>> Well, look, I hit a seven spot before a five spot.

[01:03:09]>> I had a six on a seven. That's >> true.

[01:03:12]Seven spot before. Five spot.

[01:03:14]>> Actually, no. I did hit a five spot.

[01:03:18]>> Oh, yeah. You did. You hit the Yeah, you hit the five spot.

[01:03:21]>> Yeah.

[01:03:21]>> And a six out of seven spot. Yeah. That's kind of rare cuz normally I don't like >> Yeah.

[01:03:28]>> It's either one or the other.

[01:03:32]I don't know what to do with this money.

[01:03:34]I'm going on standby. I got to go to the bathroom.

[01:03:43]>> I'm going on standby >> here. You know what I'll do? I'll put something on auto play here.

[01:03:52]Auto play.

[01:03:54]What What kind of keynote should we play, Chad?

[01:04:02]Should I lower the standards? 10-centent multiard.

[01:04:06]>> I don't know. I feel like that goes like you don't have to play all the cards.

[01:04:12]>> That's true.

[01:04:13]>> 30 cent minimum.

[01:04:17]And a 10 cent five spot is 80 bucks, right?

[01:04:23]Oh god, I don't know.

[01:04:26]I hate deciding >> something indecisive.

[01:04:31]>> I know. I'm indecisive. Oh, wolf sounds kind of fun.

[01:04:35]Sounds like a terrible idea.

[01:04:42]Ashley's fine spot so she doesn't complain.

[01:04:45]Technically, if you get like a Well, to win 200 bucks, you'd have to go Okay, I'm on the 4x 1.8.

[01:05:03]>> Yeah.

[01:05:10]>> Yeah. No, that's Yeah. Yeah, that's a smarter idea.

[01:05:13]>> Yeah, you're right.

[01:05:19]>> Yeah.

[01:05:22]Oh, you want Okay, I get it. I get you.

[01:05:30]>> I got to put the address plate on.

[01:05:34]>> It fell off >> at your house.

[01:05:37]>> Yeah.

[01:05:37]>> So, you got to go do it now.

[01:05:38]>> Well, no. I got to do it this morning.

[01:05:40]>> Oh, how come?

[01:05:42]>> Because otherwise HOA is going to say something.

[01:05:44]>> Oh, yeah. They just send you a letter.

[01:05:46]>> Yeah, I know. But I got to put it on, though.

[01:05:49]>> I know, but they just send you a letter.

[01:05:50]You don't get fined right away.

[01:05:52]I know, but I should put it on right now.

[01:05:54]>> Yeah, you should put it on today or within the ladder out and put it on.

[01:06:00]>> Remember to breathe 420.

[01:06:02]Uh, you know what?

[01:06:05]Just take like a small.

[01:06:16]Oh, nice.

[01:06:27]Wow.

[01:06:37]Uh-oh.

[01:06:39]Wow.

[01:07:03]Thank you. Thank you.

[01:07:23]You feel me?

[01:07:33]I touch.

[01:07:51]Yeah.

[01:07:53]>> All right. I'm just going to play 25 more and then call it, I think.

[01:07:57]Win money.

[01:07:58]>> No, I'm just hanging out. Can't hit a five spot. She got a seven spot.

[01:08:03]>> You did. Good for you.

[01:08:05]>> We just got a seven two.

[01:08:08]I know. It was like right after I hit mine.

[01:08:17]>> Well, at least you had a good feeling.

[01:08:18]>> One point or two.

[01:08:20]>> One coin.

[01:08:30]>> Plus, this guy keeps sitting on you.

[01:08:40]He wanted me to move my beer so freaking >> well, you know.

[01:08:49]>> Yeah, I've never had that happen to me before.

[01:08:53]>> Excuse me, sir. Could you move your mirror so I can look at that lady?

[01:08:58]Yeah. Well, you can look at that lady.

[01:09:14]I should get some food to go.

[01:09:22]Uh, just get I'll save this for future videos, I guess.

[01:09:27]>> Yeah, a little bit better. Well, you said you have the other microphone at the house.

[01:09:33]Yeah.

[01:09:35]>> Yeah. It's on top of the >> might as well put the money in here, right?

[01:09:46]>> Okie dokie.

[01:10:09]Oh, I don't know what to eat.

[01:10:37]Oh shoot. What am I going to do with this free player?

[01:11:00]Hey, can I please have a menu?

[01:11:03]>> Yes.

[01:11:06]>> I'm super upset that everybody here has won except for me.

[01:11:09]>> We're getting there. We're getting there.

[01:11:29]I am probably going to get some food and leave.

[01:11:35]Probably the best decision for me cuz I'm almost broke.

[01:11:44]Technically, I've been broke, but Plus, I got to work tonight, so I should go to bed.

[01:12:12]>> Well, no. I was talking to Scott.

[01:12:15]>> Oh, >> wait.

[01:12:25]>> Can I get the rieton ragu and uh and and pepperoni flatbread crispy?

[01:12:36]>> Crispy, >> please.

[01:12:41]trying to carve up for my next keynote session.

[01:12:44]>> What the he know Scott?

[01:12:49]>> I know, but where's my bar?

[01:12:52]>> I know, but where?

[01:12:53]>> Why are you even yelling at me?

[01:12:55]>> I I know who Scott is, but where were you talking to him on?

[01:12:59]>> He's watching the video.

[01:13:03]And he texted me.

[01:13:05]>> Oh, man. And you are so difficult.

[01:13:12]>> Difficult.

[01:13:13]>> No, I'm just stupid with this.

[01:13:14]>> Yeah, I know.

[01:13:17]>> Maybe difficult and stupid at the same time.

[01:13:29]Super degenerate gamer. I need my food so I can cash out.

[01:13:35]I can't cash out until I get my food.

[01:13:50]Get a couple of hundred bucks. I just want to make make it seem like it was good on camera. I gave you something.

[01:13:57]>> I mean, I didn't think I didn't think you were going to give me anything. This is kind of awesome.

[01:14:02]>> I shouldn't have.

[01:14:03]>> Yeah, you shouldn't have at all. But now you can't you can't be a a Native American giver.

[01:14:11]>> No, you're not giving it back. It's it's for videos now. It's >> her videos. Now >> we got to get back to the important things on our channel, which is gambling.

[01:14:21]>> We're like 200 watch hours away from donations.

[01:14:29]>> And being able to open our merch store.

[01:14:31]You know what I should do is spend the 500 on merch to make sure all of our merch is perfect.

[01:14:36]>> Oh, yeah. Huh?

[01:14:39]>> No, no, no.

[01:14:43]>> Plus, I need a whole new wardrobe.

[01:14:49]>> Me, too.

[01:14:56]Don't forget to like and subscribe and buy our merch at disadvantagedplayers.com.

[01:15:09]>> Can I get a goddamn wolf bonus, dude?

[01:15:11]Like, how hard >> I thought you already had one.

[01:15:17]>> Apparently, it's as hard as getting a five spot.

[01:15:22]You should do a six spot.

[01:15:24]>> You can do it. I'm doing your five spot.

[01:15:26]>> Yeah, but I want to play the fight. I want to play that fight spot on Wolf, though.

[01:15:31]>> What would you do then?

[01:15:32]>> I would play a six spot.

[01:15:34]>> Queen.

[01:15:39]I see one more on Wolfrun playing spots than anything else.

[01:15:48]But you don't care.

[01:15:50]>> I don't care.

[01:15:52]>> You don't care about nothing.

[01:16:08]>> All right. Four spotted. Four spot.

[01:16:11]>> For No, I did not say that.

[01:16:13]>> Four spot.

[01:16:14]>> All right. You're going the opposite way. Okay. Max. Okay. Yeah. All right. I guess I'm getting desperate here.

[01:16:20]>> Well, re I don't do my five spot on wolf run. Switch it.

[01:16:27]That's your first problem.

[01:16:29]>> My problem is you.

[01:16:33]>> Okay.

[01:16:34]>> This is you telling me how to play.

[01:16:36]Although, actually, you've been lucky.

[01:16:38]So, you're probably better off in picking.

[01:16:40]>> I'm telling you.

[01:16:46]Goddamn hand open [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] >> Goddamn hand over there.

[01:16:52]>> Okay.

[01:16:53]Why do you go to one exchange to another to to the >> My whole life has been one extreme to the other? What do you >> I'm like what is going on here?

[01:17:03]Can we be somewhat sensible?

[01:17:05]>> Yeah, we'll be start sensible.

[01:17:18]Oh, thanks Brit. That's what that's what I needed right before I drive.

[01:17:22]>> Oh, Brit.

[01:17:28]>> Well, next time, let me be prepared.

[01:17:32]>> Cheers to Memorial Day weekend.

[01:17:36]>> First one and last one. Bam.

[01:17:52]Congrats on that seven spot.

[01:17:56]>> Yeah, I know. Huh?

[01:17:57]>> It's about time. Maybe your luck's turning around.

[01:18:08]I mean, it was teasing. I could tell it was going to do something either.

[01:18:12]>> Oh my god.

[01:18:13]>> Okay.

[01:18:13]>> I had a dollar for every time I gamble when I said I knew it was going to do something.

[01:18:16]>> Well, it was it was kind of playing. It gave me the five spot. Gave me a six out of seven.

[01:18:20]>> I mean, I get it. Like if if it's like >> giving me a five out of seven.

[01:18:24]>> It's hitting more frequently than normal. Like getting like four out of fives, five out of sixes more frequently than normal.

[01:18:30]>> I mean, it still doesn't mean it's going to happen.

[01:18:34]Never said that. I just said that.

[01:18:36]>> You said you knew it was going to do something.

[01:18:38]>> Well, I had a I had a really strong feeling.

[01:18:44]>> Oh, maybe we can check the little the old uh Ultimate X AP here.

[01:18:54]Oh, there's 3X.

[01:18:59]3X.

[01:19:03]Oh, there's a 2x.

[01:19:15]>> I don't like when my bills are all bent.

[01:19:17]>> Oh, come on, dude.

[01:19:19]>> Oh, come on, bro.

[01:19:22]Come on, bro.

[01:19:26]>> Rude as damn.

[01:19:29]>> Oh, yeah. Cuz of your magic touch.

[01:19:35]Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.

[01:19:37]Do it again. Do it again. Do it again.

[01:19:41]>> Okay. Okay.

[01:19:43]>> We got to take the D down.

[01:19:47]>> Nope. I'm going to keep it up.

[01:19:50]>> Okay.

[01:19:55]>> Keep it up. Keep it up.

[01:19:56]>> Oh, there's some Kino here. All right.

[01:19:58]There's kids here. Get this dude.

[01:20:01]>> I mean, never mind, but >> [ __ ] >> One more time. One more time. One more time.

[01:20:10]>> See, I hate I hate this on Ultimate X.

[01:20:12]So, if you get two numbers, you don't win anything, but you still get a next game with 2x multiplier.

[01:20:20]>> That was the one that [ __ ] uh well, not Mr. Shane, but like I think it was Ken on six playing Ultimate X.

[01:20:26]>> Yeah, >> she was in like 1 78 or whatever. It was like one off like >> you know it's draining me because it's like cuz I'm a sucker. Okay. Okay. Okay.

[01:20:40]>> No, but it gave you some ammo though, so I can use it.

[01:20:43]>> It did give me some ammo.

[01:20:58]That's what I wanted to do is like talk [ __ ] like that's why the microphone's there.

[01:21:05]>> Well, you know, we have a salad we have to go back to. So, >> Oh, yeah. That's true. That's true.

[01:21:13]>> You don't know who's going to be watching. I want a little uh Apparently, it's living me right in the head.

[01:21:47]>> Oh my god.

[01:21:49]>> Oh, it's you or Carlos. I feel like Carl's probably going to gas.

[01:22:17]It comes back out. Should they blow them up enough?

[01:22:20]>> No. Probably got to blow it up more.

[01:22:24]You know, >> lazy people in the workplace.

[01:22:32]That's what I'm talking about.

[01:22:33]>> It is what you were talking about.

[01:22:38]>> All right. This is not working out.

[01:22:39]Nothing I do is working.

[01:22:42]>> Well, I mean, you put 100 bucks in, you got up to like 130.

[01:22:46]>> Don't tell me what I did.

[01:22:49]Don't tell me what I did.

[01:22:52]>> How do I get this out so I can blow it up more?

[01:22:55]>> You don't want to get You're going to get the in your mouth.

[01:23:15]Think I can hit a 1.5 spot on single card?

[01:23:22]I don't think I can hit anything. I think my life is over.

[01:23:26]>> I think I'm just not playing the right game.

[01:23:28]I know. I was Well, wolf front sucked.

[01:23:31]Multiards sucks.

[01:23:34]>> I think you just need to adjust your numbers. Play your numbers. Don't play my number.

[01:23:38]>> Dude, I did play my numbers and you told me to stop playing my numbers.

[01:23:41]>> Yeah, that was on single card though.

[01:23:43]>> But even your numbers are doing good on single card.

[01:23:47]So, play your numbers.

[01:23:49]>> I was going back playing my numbers on single card. Actually, you know what? My number on single card.

[01:23:53]>> Well, play play four card down to 100 bucks.

[01:23:55]>> This is This is my No. Yeah, >> this is my single card number. That's what I like.

[01:24:07]>> Some people say that speed changing the speed means something.

[01:24:11]>> No. Well, you know what? Okay, so I guess I am a little superstitious on stuff like that.

[01:24:16]>> Yeah, >> cuz I feel like I don't like playing fast speed.

[01:24:19]>> I like playing slow speed.

[01:24:23]>> I know.

[01:24:24]>> Oh, it's a single card. I'll play fast speed or faster speed.

[01:24:31]But for card I always play like the slow speed though.

[01:24:43]Hey Brit, >> can I please have one more?

[01:24:51]>> Uh no, no, no. just just the uh superior light 2.6 >> 95 cals.

[01:25:12]>> You're not going to do it. Don't act like you're going to do it.

[01:25:17]Come on.

[01:25:26]Fast speed. Maybe fast speed. No, >> I like speed. I want to go fast.

[01:25:33]>> Told you to play.

[01:25:34]>> This is here for you.

[01:25:36]>> Play told you to play.

[01:25:39]>> What do I do with my hands?

[01:25:41]>> It's not. You know what? It's so weird.

[01:25:43]Every time I've ever like if you have a gambling girlfriend, for some reason they keep telling you what you're doing wrong the whole time when you're playing.

[01:25:50]>> I mean, to be fair, if she's hit, you haven't.

[01:25:53]>> Oh, girl power is coming in strong, dude.

[01:25:56]>> I'm telling you.

[01:25:57]>> Do I ever tell you what to play?

[01:25:59]>> No.

[01:26:03]>> Okay, she got a six out of seven again.

[01:26:04]I really don't like it.

[01:26:07]>> Six out of a seven.

[01:26:07]>> Have you ever tried max bed once? I well I I Okay, so I played it for a second and it went to two and it wasn't doing nothing.

[01:26:16]>> So I was like this is your song. I don't want to be a winner no more.

[01:26:22]>> Do one max that push.

[01:26:27]>> Well, I got to do I cash out cuz >> I want to make it even 120 so I can give her 20.

[01:26:34]>> Oh, enough for it. I don't give her anything.

[01:26:37]>> I can hear you. Oh, I'm just kidding. I'm kidding.

[01:26:45]>> The key to hitting big jackpots is to not skip.

[01:26:48]>> Oh my god. That's like four to four.

[01:26:52]>> It's my four out of five, too.

[01:26:55]>> You can share it. It's okay.

[01:26:56]>> It's my four out of five, too.

[01:26:59]I've never seen you play that.

[01:27:03]>> We can share it.

[01:27:03]>> You can share it.

[01:27:11]I don't know where that >> we had $30 free play. That's That's probably where some of this came from.

[01:27:18]>> Did we?

[01:27:20]>> I don't know how we got it, but we did.

[01:27:21]So I >> Oh, that's what you you sneaky dog.

[01:27:27]>> So they called me They called me the SD dog.

[01:27:30]>> You didn't tell me.

[01:27:31]>> S dog.

[01:27:33]>> SD card. You didn't tell me. You didn't tell me you had $30.

[01:27:45]You stay in my house tonight.

[01:27:47]Well, unless you get another sun spot.

[01:27:52]>> Well, that way you can drive me home.

[01:27:54]>> I did need to go to bed. You need to go to bed, too. You got great.

[01:27:57]>> Yeah, I know.

[01:27:58]>> I just can't stop gambling. Like, got a hold of me. It's >> kind of cold.

[01:28:07]Damn, I was supposed to wear my jean jacket.

[01:28:08]>> Oh, you're America.

[01:28:12]>> I have a life shirt.

[01:28:17]>> Should just wore overalls.

[01:28:19]>> Your overall >> overalls.

[01:28:30]>> Oh [ __ ] >> What?

[01:28:32]Oh yeah.

[01:28:34]>> Damn, >> they are comfy.

[01:28:39]>> No belt required.

[01:28:41]>> I just bought some new >> What?

[01:28:54]>> I swear to God.

[01:28:59]used to wear those.

[01:29:03]>> No, I got this.

[01:29:18]>> What the hell?

[01:29:19]>> What the hell?

[01:29:20]>> What the hell?

[01:29:26]>> Carlos, those are nice shorts.

[01:29:40]Carlo showing off some leg today.

[01:29:55]I can't stop watching those buck videos on YouTube.

[01:30:00]Jesus, I wish I had those here.

[01:30:06]They're like uh I don't even know what they're called, but you like you rip them open, you can win money.

[01:30:17]I don't think they don't have them here in Vegas, but it would be nice.

[01:30:22]Hey, what are they? Las Vegas. Like, we need every form of gamble.

[01:30:37]It's like the gambling through the gambling capital.

[01:30:43]It's a gambling capital. You should be able to bet anything anytime.

[01:30:50]>> You think >> you should be able to gamble your New York strip for some king crab legs.

[01:30:55]>> Yeah. Your 401k for [ __ ] >> your 401k.

[01:31:01]>> Yeah, you're right. Your stocks, your dogs, your cats.

[01:31:12]>> My dog on red.

[01:31:14]I put one of the cats on the road.

[01:31:16]>> Anything anything of value, >> dude. What What the loss is going on, dude?

[01:31:26]You're over here just winning money.

[01:31:29]I'm over here just going broke. You going to make mama broke.

[01:31:34]They said They said They said you going to make mama broke. For real. For real.

[01:32:01]I think a good hour and a half of losing is enough for me.

[01:32:06]>> I mean, there was my win, so it kind of counts.

[01:32:09]>> Oh my god. It's always about you, Elusive.

[01:32:13]>> All right, wrap that video up.

[01:32:15]>> I hate the rookie.

[01:32:17]>> First time I saw that, I thought it was a [ __ ] radio station.

[01:32:22]>> WSK.

[01:32:26]>> Oh yeah, >> that is true. WSKY radio got a radio station.

[01:32:33]>> I like that.

[01:32:36]>> I do like that.

[01:32:52]It's like 6 weeks. I can't hit a five spot. I'm going to punch my dog.

[01:32:58]I'm just kidding. I would never punch my dog.

[01:33:05]I did spank him on the butt once for trying to hump me.

[01:33:09]>> Oh, that's understandable.

[01:33:12]>> I gave him a butt spanking. I said, "Don't try to h me.

[01:33:22]>> You get that money I gave you?"

[01:33:24]>> No, it's gone. I already gambled it.

[01:33:29]>> I gambled it into oblivion.

[01:33:35]I need a pasta so I can get my Uber out of here.

[01:33:47]>> I forget what it's called. Ragu something. Ragu.

[01:33:50]>> Yeah, ragu.

[01:33:52]>> Oh is like really so good.

[01:33:55]>> Yeah.

[01:33:57]>> Who's making it?

[01:33:59]>> Where's Justin at?

[01:34:02]Huh? Tonight.

[01:34:05]>> Coming in tonight, >> dude.

[01:34:09]The past is actually really good. Like the pork is like super tender. But I don't know how he's going to make it though.

[01:34:14]>> Well, he doesn't have to. You could have told me that I wouldn't have ordered it.

[01:34:20]Oh no. Okay, maybe he's getting better.

[01:34:24]Tender right now is a goddamn pie spot.

[01:34:40]had a gator.

[01:34:42]>> Oh, you know what sounds good? Is a Jagger.

[01:34:47]>> Um, >> there's none down there, right?

[01:34:50]>> No.

[01:34:51]>> A Mad Henry.

[01:34:52]>> Yeah. Oh, I Yeah, cuz I think last week Matt Henry >> Matt Henry Jagger Oh, you can see Brit when she comes over here, huh?

[01:35:29]her little feets.

[01:35:31]>> Her little feet.

[01:35:32]>> Little footsies.

[01:35:36]>> I think what she going to do is get off that live.

[01:35:39]>> Mhm.

[01:35:39]>> And then just play the rest like >> this is how I want to play from now. I want to hit a 2.5 spot so I can go play the progressive inante or something.

[01:35:51]>> Okay. Well, >> or Santa Fe or something. I don't know.

[01:35:54]I've kind of uh embarrassed myself enough.

[01:36:01]>> Yeah, I wanted to go to for my birthday.

[01:36:04]Feel >> like I feel like they're going to I feel like the second I walk in, they're going to be like, "Hey, you got to go."

[01:36:12]>> Although Nick's been in there plenty of times.

[01:36:17]Nick be acting wild in there. Nick don't give a Nick don't give a [ __ ] Nick be acting wild in there.

[01:36:32]St. Nick.

[01:36:36]>> Wrong name.

[01:36:38]St. Nick.

[01:36:42]There's not one under.

[01:36:48]>> No, there isn't.

[01:36:49]>> Nothing underneath.

[01:36:50]>> No.

[01:36:54]Spoiler. Stick your hand. Stick your head in there, Carlos.

[01:37:02]>> It's about gone.

[01:37:08]>> It does.

[01:37:14]>> Oh no, you just got fired.

[01:37:17]>> That wasn't even me. That wasn't me.

[01:37:20]>> I was hurting.

[01:37:23]You got bad.

[01:37:32]>> That was a good throw.

[01:37:36]>> Now, now you're going to get it, Ashley.

[01:37:43]>> I can't get my ball back.

[01:37:45]>> Can I get my ball back?

[01:37:50]>> You got him right in the kisser.

[01:38:00]All right, here we go. Losing again.

[01:38:22]Okay, I see you.

[01:38:24]>> I guess you can get a 4x 200 bucks.

[01:38:31]>> Is that the max it goes up to?

[01:38:34]>> What?

[01:38:36]>> I thought it was 10x.

[01:38:38]>> No, you can get 10x. Okay, man. Yeah, I was just lowering my standards. You know, it's a very important lesson in life. You need to lower your standards.

[01:38:57]>> Oh, it's coming in hot.

[01:39:01]>> Uh, I think that warrants a call to HR.

[01:39:05]>> Who was that? It >> was Carlos, dude.

[01:39:08]Yeah, he almost [ __ ] your [ __ ] up, dude.

[01:39:10]>> Sandwich over there.

[01:39:14]>> He's trying out for the LA Dodgers as a pitcher over here.

[01:39:35]Are you guys hiring for like like cooks or >> umers or anything?

[01:39:44]>> I think we already [ __ ] uh hired uh >> you got another five spot. I hate you so bad.

[01:39:53]It's >> literally my five spot you just said.

[01:39:59]Well, you know, >> I I'm going to need another 100.

[01:40:04]>> At least another 200.

[01:40:07]At least another 500.

[01:40:08]>> Okay. You know what?

[01:40:09]>> At least another thousand.

[01:40:17]>> Yeah. Kicking ass. After Carlos in the face, she's going to have to start kissing ass.

[01:40:32]Um, does anybody have any uh spots they want to pick for me so I can win some money? Because you know >> Oh, yeah. You can see Brit on here.

[01:40:48]shut down.

[01:41:01]>> Why is he always yelling?

[01:41:04]That's what he does. That's what he does best.

[01:41:05]>> That's why he's always yelling.

[01:41:09]>> Oh, is that what is that what it is?

[01:41:11]>> Well, he plays golf a lot.

[01:41:12]>> No, I mean I've never played golf. Is that like a thing?

[01:41:16]>> Oh, okay. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah, >> you start playing golf again. Well, >> well, I thought I was playing golf.

[01:41:23]>> I thought yelling was always a white people thing cuz like my dad was always like, "Yeah, we grew up around Chevys and cars and [ __ ] so we're always loud cars."

[01:41:32]>> Yeah. So, we're always yelling at each other. And then my mom's Japanese, so she's always whispering.

[01:41:41]>> Yeah. Yeah. So, my dad will be like, >> "I think he was fighting with himself, so I only heard one side."

[01:41:47]What's up? Two bros one slots. Thank you, man. Yeah. So, like my dad my dad will be like in the car next to me and he's like yelling in my ear. I'm like, "Dad, dude, I can I can I can hear you."

[01:41:56]>> He's like, "You don't understand my generation."

[01:42:00]>> You're right. I know.

[01:42:01]>> Yeah. Well, now with electric cars, everybody's probably real quiet.

[01:42:09]No, >> it's the equivalent of texting.

[01:42:13]talking.

[01:42:22]>> Two bros, one slot. Are you guys uh winning any money lately?

[01:42:59]Come on. One more, dude.

[01:43:04]It's only 215.

[01:43:09]Mr. Dory, take care, sir. I got to go to the center.

[01:43:16]Okay, I'll get back. We'll see you in a minute.

[01:43:30]So, the plan here is to hit 1.5 spot for 200, then a two point spot for 5 400, and then play a progressive at a casino.

[01:43:45]Dang. 200 off 20.

[01:43:50]Oh, that's awesome. Back on. We almost like >> gave up our channel to the wind blast, but Ashley convinced me not to and we kind of found a way to make it work recently only cuz I have like a super bad gambling addiction. So like I'll lose like on camera a little bit and I get off camera and I go crazy.

[01:44:18]And I'm hoping I have uh successfully resolved that issue.

[01:44:27]We like to keep the channel going. I mean, we've been doing videos on it for >> I don't know, 10 months, 11 months.

[01:44:35]>> Yeah, it's been like it's been a second.

[01:44:38]>> We got merch.

[01:44:40]>> We got merch.

[01:44:41]>> We've been having fun.

[01:44:43]>> What?

[01:44:44]>> Well, we start off having fun and then I get all crazy.

[01:45:00]Oh, why is he yelling?

[01:45:04]He's sleeping.

[01:45:08]>> Sleep.

[01:45:17]Thank you so much.

[01:45:19]Thank you so much.

[01:45:21]>> So, thanks for my No, I'm not. The only way you win, you notice how you you haven't tipped her and you want you hit a jackpot.

[01:45:33]I'm just >> The key to winning is not tip.

[01:45:38]>> Winning is Yeah. Sl uh slumps. Uh Slumps have been getting harder and harder.

[01:45:52]>> I was slumped yesterday.

[01:45:56]>> Yeah.

[01:45:57]>> Well, you know what was cool about it though is we got a second YouTube channel out of it. We started a YouTube channel called Dumb and Outdoors.

[01:46:04]So, we kind of got a little more balanced now. So, we're doing all the trails in Las Vegas and then we're going to do all the hikes.

[01:46:12]Yeah. We're getting into some camping and then I'll probably do some survival stuff and end up missing That'll be that'll be the end of all the channels.

[01:46:24]>> Oh, probably the one we have now.

[01:46:27]>> I didn't know that, dude. Like some of these people who do who have done like YouTube channels >> where they're like outdoors in like in like the Mojave Desert have gone like missing.

[01:46:37]>> Back there.

[01:46:38]>> Okay. Yeah. I know.

[01:46:40]>> Yeah.

[01:46:41]>> I'm going to leave you at the door with that.

[01:46:43]>> Yeah. Yeah. I'm kind of scared of that.

[01:46:46]But I'm definitely going to leave like GPS coordinates wherever I'm at.

[01:46:49]>> We got three [ __ ] different tracks here. You know what that is already end of the month? I thought the end of the month was like next month or next week.

[01:47:05]>> Yeah, the end of the month. It could be next.

[01:47:10]And then next week cuz next week is uh 30th on Saturday, 31st on Sunday. So why are they doing everything today? All right, I just got my food. Tired of losing my ass home.

[01:47:27]We will end on attack.

[01:47:35]Heat up here.

[01:48:07]went on in on both money.

[01:48:29]You getting it?

[01:48:38]>> Okay. Alien attack. The secret to alien attack is to pal the machine. Okay. You pick that.

[01:48:45]>> Can I do uh the >> Can you Okay. Sorry.

[01:48:49]>> We don't have all day, right?

[01:48:51]>> This food's hot. I got to eat it. You just got four crates.

[01:48:54]>> You can't point to the other.

[01:48:55]>> I meant this. Oh my god. I was supposed to [ __ ] pick that one.

[01:48:59]>> You're full of it. You're full of it.

[01:49:02]Full of it.

[01:49:03]>> I got to finish watching The Rookie so I can be done with it. I hate the Rookie.

[01:49:08]It's the worst show ever to be a show.

[01:49:12]>> Dude, come on.

[01:49:16]>> Uh, we're in we're on vertical orientation because someone told me that more people watch vertical >> than horizontal.

[01:49:28]my orientation.

[01:49:31]>> I think eventually maybe we'll transition into horizontal. I don't know.

[01:49:36]Well, >> that's what we were doing before, right?

[01:49:38]>> No, we were doing doing vertical.

[01:49:40]>> Oh, well, I don't know. I don't remember this.

[01:49:43]>> You don't know nothing.

[01:49:44]>> Yeah, apparently not.

[01:49:51]>> Okay, here I go. Going bro.

[01:49:53]>> I got it. I got it. I got it.

[01:49:54]>> You You don't got nothing. We got >> I thought there was another one.

[01:49:59]>> Oh yeah, we didn't do Da Vinci Diamonds.

[01:50:24]You know what?

[01:50:26]>> We probably haven't come up on your normal feed cuz we're probably shadowbanned. We've been shadowbanned for like forever.

[01:50:33]>> Forever.

[01:50:37]And basically like throughout our efforts to get Unshadow Banned, we've been we should be focusing on live streams. So that's what we're going to do for a while is focus on live streams.

[01:50:52]Basically make every possible mistake you can make when starting a YouTube channel to get yourself shadowbanned. So hopefully now we're done with that and we can move on. Hopefully.

[01:51:09]>> Hopefully. No, not monetized. It's funny cuz we've been doing it for like almost a year. We only have like 20 700 watch hours.

[01:51:19]>> I know. We're almost there. Hey, Brett.

[01:51:22]>> We are definitely Yeah, definitely almost there.

[01:51:31]>> Oh, actually Yeah, we're going to live stream. We were just We were just doing videos for the most part and I feel like I can do a really good job. I mean, obviously if I had more money.

[01:51:48]>> I like the live stream better.

[01:51:50]>> Yeah, live streams are fun.

[01:51:58]I kind of wish I had somebody that I could just film.

[01:52:04]Like I would be really good at just following someone around a casino playing whatever they want and I would be able to film it properly.

[01:52:09]>> What are you trying to say?

[01:52:13]>> I don't filming you.

[01:52:15]>> Well, you don't like playing like craps and blackjack at the table and stuff like that.

[01:52:21]>> Uh I don't table games are like I got to like I got to have some like cash.

[01:52:29]>> I don't know cuz like I I play I play you know. Yeah, this machine is ruining my life.

[01:52:44]This one say try 13. 13 was actually playing.

[01:52:57]We're going to switch machines now.

[01:53:00]Yeah. Well, you should have done it with like when I told you to.

[01:53:03]>> Okay. Okay. I'm glad that you're always right and I'm always wrong.

[01:53:11]>> Oh, there's something about this machine.

[01:53:14]>> Yeah, this machine's a nightmare. It's supposed to be my favorite machine.

[01:53:18]>> I know you like that's the machine you hit big on and stuff.

[01:53:22]>> Yeah.

[01:53:29]Okay, I'll take I'll definitely take that advice.

[01:53:35]>> Oh, yeah.

[01:53:37]>> Yeah, >> that's actually pretty smart.

[01:53:39]>> Yeah, >> that's that's that's a good idea.

[01:53:42]>> Yeah.

[01:53:43]>> No, these guys these these two bros, >> they know what they're talking about.

[01:53:50]>> Yeah, I know. Totally.

[01:53:54]They're two bros. They stick to one slot.

[01:54:00]>> They know what they're doing.

[01:54:17]We're going to murder this machine.

[01:54:25]Oh my god. 18 credits.

[01:54:29]Okay. Okay. This is not fun anymore.

[01:54:37]All right. We're going to end it with uh trying to hit this spot.

[01:54:47]I'm taking my ass home.

[01:54:52]says you.

[01:54:54]>> Well, you can stay.

[01:54:55]>> No, I'm not trying to stay. I need a ride.

[01:54:58]>> Yeah, well, call Uber like me.

[01:55:04]>> You could Uber with me.

[01:55:09]Oh my gosh, she has to talk to, you know. Oh, yeah. Anytime. I think I I messaged you before. Yeah, anytime.

[01:55:21]I'm just running around filming you guys.

[01:55:46]We did a couple videos. It was like super fun. It was uh disadvantageous streaking and it was our roulette strategy. Super fun.

[01:55:57]But they don't open up the uh they don't like at Aliante where we're allowed to film, they don't have 24-hour roulette, so we always miss it. But it's fun to try to catch the streak.

[01:56:14]Maybe we'll do that when you guys get out here.

[01:56:17]Oh, they're fun.

[01:56:19]>> Yeah.

[01:56:19]>> Yeah.

[01:56:30]Yes, definitely for fun.

[01:56:33]I always have fun >> most of the time.

[01:56:39]>> Gambling's for fun. No, no, no, no.

[01:56:46]Gambling is for winning massive amounts of money, jeopardizing everything you have to achieve that goal.

[01:56:56]>> You have a great day, too.

[01:56:58]>> No.

[01:56:59]>> He's right. He's right.

[01:57:02]>> Oh my gosh.

[01:57:04]>> Another six out of seven. Oh my god.

[01:57:06]You're on fire.

[01:57:09]>> No.

[01:57:11]>> It's hard to leave when you're on fire.

[01:57:13]Dude, it's like playing uh max bed ones.

[01:57:28]>> Oh, you got one more free. You got one more free max.

[01:57:36]>> Dude, want to hit that sun spot again. Be >> nice to hit it on max, right?

[01:57:52]Okay, give me another six out of seven.

[01:58:00]Come on.

[01:58:01]>> Yeah, it's only current place seven.

[01:58:11]>> Hi walking out like a G13.

[01:58:24]Oh [ __ ] I'm going to go to the bathroom and I'm going to come back and I'm going to have hypnotize.

[01:58:39]>> Exactly. Heat.

[01:58:54]Heat.

[01:59:19]You should have He should have videoed me. I'm the one hidden I'm the one I'm the one hidden all everything like >> I was like I don't I don't know >> 607 it's 100 bucks right >> I mean yeah >> I mean as long as you take it just give it all right Yeah, >> that's pretty good.

[01:59:53]>> I know. Feel like he filmed the wrong machine.

[01:59:58]>> Should have been this one, >> right?

[02:00:00]>> The [ __ ] three six sevens, the seven spot, >> the two five spots.

[02:00:06]>> You're doing a video for what?

[02:00:09]>> Uh, our channel.

[02:00:10]>> Yeah.

[02:00:26]Sorry, buddy. You shouldn't have been filming my machine.

[02:00:31]>> You should have been filming my machine.

[02:00:34]>> All right. Okay.

[02:00:37]I'm bumping up I'm bumping it up to two quarters so we can end this thing. I want to end my misery.

[02:00:45]And if it does hit, then we can go straight to a progressive slot next time.

[02:01:10]Hey, Brett.

[02:01:17]Can I get a beer?

[02:01:21]Say something to like wash this misery away.

[02:01:39]Oh, it's good. My phone's about to die anyways.

[02:01:44]I'm pretty low, too.

[02:01:48]>> Okay, we're going to hit a fire spot next week. I promise.

[02:01:51]We'll see you guys next time.

[02:01:53]>> I mean, technically we did. Just wasn't your machine.

[02:01:57]>> Well, yeah, but I guess Yeah, I guess we can go for the two coin next time.

[02:02:04]Well, thanks for hanging out, you guys.

[02:02:05]We will see you on the next video.