GUESS THE SECRET AMERICAN

Added: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]What's going on, guys? Welcome back to another Hab Squad episode. And today we are doing four Canadians versus one secret American. Let's go. That's right.

[00:00:08]We have broadened our horizon, guys. We are in North America right now. Welcome.

[00:00:12]>> Wow. What in the dawn diggity yehaw Oldtown Road just walked in. What What am I looking at?

[00:00:19]>> We've been living in Canada for what, 8 n 10 years? I think we got this. Okay, guys. I'm going to be completely honest.

[00:00:26]I don't know too much about the US, but look at me. If I was there for a day, ICE would take me immediately. I wouldn't last in the country for a week.

[00:00:34]>> On today's episode, we are fighting the white fighting.

[00:00:38]>> No, no, no, no, no. Finding We are finding the white people.

[00:00:42]>> Ever since I was a kid, I always thought that Canada and the States are the same.

[00:00:46]They're not. I've realized that as I grew up because I don't like the states and I don't like the wars they're committing and I don't like what they're doing in our countries. But the States as a government is completely different from the people and that I know. So today I'm going to try to see if we're more alike than we are different.

[00:01:02]>> Let me just say something. This is the first time ever where we're doing an episode where we cannot go based on looks at all.

[00:01:10]>> I don't know what you're talking about, but Mr. Number Middle guy there is definitely Canadian.

[00:01:15]>> Oh yeah, this guy's full on Canadian.

[00:01:16]This guy over here. Why aren't you putting on the cowboy hat?

[00:01:18]>> It just feels more natural right here.

[00:01:20]>> Okay. Okay. He doesn't want to ruin the curls. I get it. Let's start off with number one. Please introduce yourself.

[00:01:26]>> My name is Sam.

[00:01:26]>> Uncle Sam. Uncle Sam.

[00:01:28]>> I'm from Michigan, but I've also lived in California.

[00:01:30]>> This guy sounds American. I thought he was Arab, by the way.

[00:01:32]>> Where's Michigan and where's California?

[00:01:34]My brain just lagged.

[00:01:35]>> Both like different ends of the US.

[00:01:37]>> Yeah, we knew that. We knew that.

[00:01:39]>> And were you born in the States?

[00:01:40]>> I grew up there for most of my life.

[00:01:42]>> Where were your parents born?

[00:01:42]>> Uh, my parents like immigrated from the Middle East.

[00:01:45]>> I knew he was Arab, bro. I told you.

[00:01:48]>> Oh, where were you born?

[00:01:49]>> Dubai.

[00:01:50]>> Dubai.

[00:01:50]>> Dubai. Okay.

[00:01:51]>> Number two.

[00:01:51]>> Yeah. My name's also Sam, but I'm from Buffalo.

[00:01:54]>> Oh, we're playing this game.

[00:01:55]>> This is what we're doing. What state was it in? New York.

[00:01:58]>> Yeah, we knew that.

[00:01:59]>> Born in Buffalo, grew up in Buffalo.

[00:02:00]>> And your parents as well.

[00:02:01]>> Yeah.

[00:02:01]>> Dang. You're full on Buffalo.

[00:02:03]>> Yeah. Post it up. Post it up.

[00:02:04]>> Okay. Interesting.

[00:02:06]>> All right. Sam number three.

[00:02:07]>> I'm Nathan. I'm from Michigan. Don't you >> You're from Saskatoon. Don't lie.

[00:02:12]>> All right. That's about all I want to hear from you, Nathan. You know you're Canadian.

[00:02:15]>> My name is Nathan.

[00:02:18]>> Okay.

[00:02:18]>> I think he's from the States because of his eyes and his smile.

[00:02:21]>> That was an honest Nathan.

[00:02:23]>> I'm from DC. Born and raised there.

[00:02:24]>> And your parents as well? No, they came from Ethiopia.

[00:02:26]>> All right.

[00:02:27]>> My name is Samuel Nathan.

[00:02:33]>> We're being played with today.

[00:02:36]>> I was like, how are you going to tell ME SOMETHING? I WAS LIKE I WAS LIKE, WHERE does the fifth person go? You guys brought this on to yourself. So, now we're going to give you nicknames and they're not going to be pretty. Let's start off with the identity crisis.

[00:02:47]>> Okay, that's number one. Glasses.

[00:02:50]>> Glasses. Number two.

[00:02:51]>> Totally tolerant.

[00:02:52]>> No, not tolerance. Not Saskatoon. That's >> I'm Saskatoon. American smile.

[00:02:57]>> Yo yo no. I'll call you What's that? A Fortnite streamer.

[00:03:00]>> Myth.

[00:03:01]>> I'll call you myth.

[00:03:02]>> This guy feels like he's an intellectual.

[00:03:04]>> Jewish.

[00:03:07]>> Yeah. He seems like he reads, >> but it's just like a a facade, you know?

[00:03:11]It's It's not reality. It's just what he portrays in life. So, I'm going to call him hypocrite.

[00:03:18]>> You guys did this to yourself.

[00:03:20]>> You guys did THIS TO YOURSELVES.

[00:03:21]>> EXACTLY. BEFORE YOU JUDGE, before you judge, they did this to themselves.

[00:03:24]Identity crisis, glasses, Saskatoon, myth. Last one is not hypocrite anymore.

[00:03:30]It's hypocrite.

[00:03:31]>> Cuz he's a hippie and hypocrite.

[00:03:32]>> We didn't get where you're from.

[00:03:33]>> Cuz you guys just called me hypocrite and uh Fairfax, Virginia. And you were born in uh Virginia. Parents as well?

[00:03:41]>> No, only my dad's American. Where's your mom from? Portugal. I'm going to ask you guys to pronounce certain words that I wrote here. Read this word out loud as fast as you can.

[00:03:50]Bagel.

[00:03:51]>> Bagel.

[00:03:52]>> Eagle.

[00:03:53]>> Pecan. M.

[00:03:54]>> Pecan.

[00:03:56]>> I'm just going to skip.

[00:03:59]You're Canadian, buddy.

[00:04:00]>> Apricot.

[00:04:01]>> M.

[00:04:04]See, he didn't like that. I don't know why.

[00:04:08]>> What? How do you pronounce this?

[00:04:09]>> Beg.

[00:04:10]>> Beg.

[00:04:10]>> I'd like to further examine this specimen over here.

[00:04:14]>> Cauliflower.

[00:04:16]>> Cauliflower.

[00:04:17]>> Very American. We say kie flour.

[00:04:20]>> Yeah. Kie flour. Yes.

[00:04:22]>> All right. You know what? Let me re-examine you again. Okay. This word right here.

[00:04:26]>> Oh no. You're taking way too long. I don't want to hear it. This word quickly.

[00:04:29]>> Caramel.

[00:04:30]>> What? Did you say caramel?

[00:04:32]>> He said caramel.

[00:04:32]>> He said caramel. Caramel. Bro, >> that actually gave me a lot. Thank you.

[00:04:36]>> So, let's go back to the caramel thing.

[00:04:38]I was under the impression. Caramel was a Canadian thing. Or is it American?

[00:04:41]>> Caramel is definitely an American pronunciation. 100%. Glasses. Your pronunciation says you're American, but I feel like you're doing it a little bit too obvious and you're trying to throw us off. I'm on to you.

[00:04:52]>> Juan, what do you think about the American schooling system?

[00:04:54]>> It's great.

[00:04:55]>> It's great.

[00:04:57]>> He could be American.

[00:04:58]>> Can you name me five countries in whatever?

[00:05:03]>> It's just not has day, bro.

[00:05:05]>> You think Canadians and Americans are the same?

[00:05:07]>> I feel like Canadians are like a lot nicer. They're a lot kinder down here.

[00:05:10]So, hope you're up here. Oh, >> nothing goes unnoticed.

[00:05:17]>> Number four.

[00:05:17]>> Yeah.

[00:05:18]>> What's your usual coffee order?

[00:05:20]>> Black coffee cuz I'm Ethiopian.

[00:05:21]>> Shake my hand.

[00:05:22]>> Oh my god. This guy's character is that I drink my coffee black.

[00:05:26]>> These guys These guys are kids. They order like protein latte with foam. I'm the only one here that drinks black coffee.

[00:05:34]>> Congratulations. You are a man.

[00:05:36]>> I think the Portuguese might have a different coffee order.

[00:05:38]>> Yeah, he's the intellectual.

[00:05:39]>> Sugar's bad, so I like to keep it black as well. Go shake his hand.

[00:05:43]>> That is bad.

[00:05:44]>> Let's keep going. What's your coffee order?

[00:05:46]>> Just black coffee.

[00:05:46]>> Just black coffee. Is that cuz you're Ethiopian as well?

[00:05:49]>> Look me dead in the eye and tell me it's not a double double.

[00:05:51]>> No, IT'S JUST BLACK.

[00:05:52]>> YOU'RE LYING.

[00:05:53]>> LYING.

[00:05:54]>> HE'S AN ICE CUP, FELLA. I can feel it.

[00:05:56]>> And what about you?

[00:05:57]>> I like a one milk, two sugar.

[00:05:58]>> Okay, thank you. One honest guy. Thank you.

[00:06:00]>> No, but you know what the funniest part is? He's at Buffalo, which is on the border.

[00:06:05]>> I already know this is not going to land, but whatever. You know what? I already explained it too much. Okay, continue.

[00:06:10]>> Yo, kick him out. Um, actually, no, no, listen. Listen. Sit down. Sit down.

[00:06:14]>> Can't commit to a joke.

[00:06:15]>> Voice cracks.

[00:06:17]>> Is it not killing you on the inside? I need to know what was going to come out of his mouth. Are you sat rewind? All right. No. Deliver the joke. Deliver it.

[00:06:26]>> Number one, your coffee order.

[00:06:27]>> Just like a latte.

[00:06:29]>> Latte. I'm going to change his name to latte. I have to.

[00:06:32]>> Number two, who's your favorite president?

[00:06:34]>> I don't know. Obama. I guess they all suck, but at least he's like black and suck.

[00:06:39]>> Yo, and you know what? I I rate you for being honest. Hey, what's your favorite temperature? What is like the ideal temperature for you?

[00:06:45]>> M I'm going to say like like 80.

[00:06:48]>> Check my hand.

[00:06:50]>> Damn, that's crazy.

[00:06:52]>> Like 80°.

[00:06:54]Interesting guy, eh? In Canada, we say Celsius. He said 80, which is obviously Fahrenheit.

[00:07:00]>> Task, how are you?

[00:07:03]>> Doing all right.

[00:07:03]>> That was a force. All right, >> that was for never answer that way normally.

[00:07:08]>> That was kind of rude. That's kind of rude, man. When somebody says, "How was your day?" You say, "My day is going very well." How is your day?

[00:07:15]>> Let me try again. How are you doing today?

[00:07:17]>> I'm fine. How are you?

[00:07:19]>> There you much better.

[00:07:20]>> I'm good.

[00:07:20]>> All right. So, we're going to jump into the next round. We're going to inter one by one, and then we're going to have to vote two people out.

[00:07:26]>> Let's do it. This video is sponsored by Dropout. They just launched a Kickstarter for Game Changer Home Edition, a new game based on the hit Dropout Show where the game changes every round. We're going to show you how one of the mini games Sam says, works.

[00:07:38]And Sam says you get a rule card and a thing card. Your teammates have to guess your thing card, but you have to follow the rules.

[00:07:44]>> Let's change the game. Sam says turn around.

[00:07:49]Sam says put your hands in the air. Sam says put them down. Now stick your tongue out.

[00:07:57]I'm so sorry.

[00:07:58]>> It's bingo time.

[00:08:00]>> Yes.

[00:08:00]>> You said it. You said it.

[00:08:02]>> Now name a number.

[00:08:03]>> 9 15 continuous uninterrupted. Yeah, boy. For 15 seconds.

[00:08:09]>> Yeah.

[00:08:22]Boy, >> WE HAVE A WINNER.

[00:08:27]>> YES. YES. In your face.

[00:08:30]>> Kickstarter only available from May 5th till June 5th. The Sam says Game Changer home edition is a one of a kind experience. All right, starting off with number one.

[00:08:37]>> No longer are we calling him Identity Crisis. We're going to call him.

[00:08:42]>> All right, then.

[00:08:43]>> Here's the thing that I'm trying to I'm thinking about right now. You're Middle Eastern and you went all the way to Michigan and then you're saying Michigan and LA. What brought you to Canada?

[00:08:51]>> University. I go to Western.

[00:08:52]>> What program are you in?

[00:08:53]>> Ivy.

[00:08:54]>> There's a good amount of Ivy schools in the States.

[00:08:55]>> Ivy League. Ivy and Ivy League are different.

[00:08:57]>> Oh, interesting.

[00:08:59]>> All right. Latte. How do you pronounce this?

[00:09:01]>> Sabini.

[00:09:03]>> Beanie. So, a beanie is one way to say as a Canadian, but what what's another way you could say that? Have you heard of a toque before?

[00:09:09]>> Oh, >> yeah.

[00:09:11]>> Yeah.

[00:09:11]>> Yeah. I got >> What the hell is with this guy?

[00:09:14]>> I don't know, bro. I don't know. But you know what? It almost checks out with his story. If you're an American who came to Canada to go to university, you're going to know the word, >> but you're not going to hear the word.

[00:09:24]>> That's true. That's what I'm saying. But I don't know if I believe him. Is your family in Michigan?

[00:09:28]>> Uh, yeah.

[00:09:28]>> And then you just came here for for university. You're going to go back after.

[00:09:31]>> It's like a 2 and 1 half hour drive. I don't know why I believe this guy.

[00:09:34]>> Part of me trusts you. Part of me fears you.

[00:09:36]>> I got a knife behind my back.

[00:09:38]>> Yeah.

[00:09:38]>> Do you drive here?

[00:09:39]>> Yeah.

[00:09:40]>> Yeah.

[00:09:40]>> What car do you use?

[00:09:41]>> Mercedes.

[00:09:42]>> Mercedes.

[00:09:42]>> What is like the fastest you >> I'm not going to put that on the internet.

[00:09:47]>> The speed limit.

[00:09:48]>> Why is this guy asking for speed? How is that going to help us figure out who's the American?

[00:09:53]>> It's okay. They can't incriminate on something they haven't caught you doing.

[00:09:56]>> No, I don't really speed that like that.

[00:09:57]>> How much over the limit would you go?

[00:09:58]Like the max >> in kilm or miles per hour? Oh, >> I was going to catch him in that.

[00:10:06]>> Sam, we don't like you right now.

[00:10:07]>> He really is part of IV.

[00:10:08]>> Yeah, we're not going to trick the Ivy League guys.

[00:10:10]>> I think like he's going to outsmart us.

[00:10:12]Thank you so much, Latte.

[00:10:13]>> Thank you, guys.

[00:10:14]>> Thanks, Latte.

[00:10:15]>> Another Sam. Buffalo, New York.

[00:10:17]>> Glasses.

[00:10:18]>> I love his vibe.

[00:10:18]>> Yeah.

[00:10:19]>> I feel like if I saw him downtown on Toronto, I would stop and want to know him.

[00:10:22]>> You think Canada should be a state?

[00:10:24]>> If y'all don't want to be, but I mean, I don't think you guys are too different.

[00:10:27]If y'all don't want to be >> I don't think it would be like Germany and France being in the same country.

[00:10:32]You know what I mean?

[00:10:33]>> If you had to pick one thing that you hate about Canadians, what would it be?

[00:10:37]>> Probably the biggest thing would be I think a lot of being a Canadian is thinking you're better than Americans.

[00:10:41]>> I thought it was I thought it was the other way around.

[00:10:43]>> Yo, that's a good clock. I never would have expected like an answer like that from a Canadian. If you were Canadian, you wouldn't say that you think you're better than us. Come on. I got my new glasses.

[00:10:51]>> Glasses is unapologetically truthful. I rate it. And I also think that's American because Canadians are like very nice. So they're like they they tiptoe on the truth. My glasses just says as it is. I respect it. I respect it. Please just write what I tell you.

[00:11:08]>> Okay.

[00:11:09]>> Okay. The right color.

[00:11:12]>> I like it.

[00:11:15]>> It looks wrong. Yeah, this does look wrong. A Canadian would put the U.

[00:11:19]>> C O L O U R. That's also a British spelling. Americans think they're better than everyone.

[00:11:26]So, he's pronouncing things American.

[00:11:28]He's saying very American things. He said y'all and he spelled color the American.

[00:11:33]>> Yeah, but you know, he's just tricking us, right? Like, are you confident to vote him out? Absolutely not.

[00:11:37]>> Absolutely not.

[00:11:38]>> Hear me out. If I give you $20 and you need to go buy something that's $14, how much change would you give me back?

[00:11:44]>> Give you $5 back and keep the $1. That's service fee.

[00:11:50]>> How would you How would you give it to me? In what denominations would you give? like a $5 bill and $1 bill. If you're here, you'd give a loony.

[00:11:56]>> Okay, buddy.

[00:11:58]>> BRO, HE'S MAKING FUN OF THE LOONIES.

[00:11:59]HE'S UNACCEPTABLE. I'M >> TELLING YOU GUYS, he's wellversed. Stop.

[00:12:02]He's definitely making it to the semi-finals. Let's move on to the third contestant.

[00:12:06]>> All right, guys. We're here out to number three, Nathan.

[00:12:09]>> All right. Thank you, Nathan. Moving on to the fourth contestant. Bro, we don't even need to waste time. He's Canadian.

[00:12:15]Do you know country music?

[00:12:17]>> No, not really.

[00:12:18]>> What's your favorite song?

[00:12:19]>> I don't know. I listen to everything.

[00:12:20]>> You don't have one favorite song?

[00:12:21]>> Not right now. Most recent.

[00:12:23]>> Y'all put me on the spot like this.

[00:12:24]>> Think of your recently added on Spotify.

[00:12:26]Oldtown Road.

[00:12:27]>> Well, I should be like Sabrina Carpenter. That's why I didn't want to say anything.

[00:12:30]>> All right. No pull by Don Polliver.

[00:12:32]>> Who that?

[00:12:34]>> Who the heck is that?

[00:12:36]>> When I asked him for music, I expected his music to be like potato.

[00:12:42]>> All right, we're going to just do a little bit of role play. Busy night.

[00:12:45]Saturday night. You're excited. You're with the boys, right? You don't know me.

[00:12:48]>> All right. I'm passing up with my guys.

[00:12:50]>> I'm walking. Yo, bro, please move out of my way.

[00:12:53]>> Hey, you got that.

[00:12:55]>> You got that.

[00:12:58]>> You got that is wild, by the way.

[00:13:00]>> Hey, you got that.

[00:13:01]>> You got that? I I I was expecting a Sorry. You went even further.

[00:13:06]>> He's like, "Yes, sir. You got that, man."

[00:13:08]>> Yes, sir. Yes, sir.

[00:13:09]>> Don't diggity. No problem. And then be on my way, sir. Sorry.

[00:13:13]>> If he wasn't Canadian, he would have pulled out his gun.

[00:13:17]>> Thank god he's pretty.

[00:13:19]>> Wow. That was That was my confession. Hold on. First of all, first of all, hold on. Hold on.

[00:13:28]It's okay. It's okay. They're white.

[00:13:30]They don't know this. Lebanon is a very interesting country.

[00:13:33]>> It's an interesting country. Stop. Stop.

[00:13:36]Okay.

[00:13:37]>> Sorry.

[00:13:37]>> So, >> pretty boy.

[00:13:40]Saskatoon.

[00:13:42]>> Get it together, bro.

[00:13:43]>> God damn it, man.

[00:13:44]>> It's your hair, isn't it?

[00:13:46]>> [ __ ] I think we should all just move on really quickly.

[00:13:52]>> Yeah, let's move on real quick.

[00:13:53]>> Saskatoon, listen, man. I really like you. I'm going to send you 20 bucks right now. How old would you want it?

[00:13:58]I'm actually I'm serious. I'm going to send you 20 bucks RIGHT NOW.

[00:14:00]>> VENMO.

[00:14:01]>> NAH. YO, he knows. He knows. He knows.

[00:14:04]>> Wait. Actually, >> what? After?

[00:14:06]>> Actually, no. Yes. No. No. No. Hold on.

[00:14:08]Hold on. Step further. Open your phone.

[00:14:10]Show me your Venmo app.

[00:14:11]>> Oh, yo, he got you.

[00:14:13]>> Well, no. I don't have the app. I just like it's on my >> You don't have your thing. You don't have Venmo?

[00:14:17]>> No, no, no. I do it on the browser.

[00:14:18]>> It goes on the website.

[00:14:19]>> Okay, you just go Oh, you just go on the browser.

[00:14:20]>> Yeah.

[00:14:21]>> How do you not have Venmo? As an American, you don't have Venmo.

[00:14:24]>> Thank you, sir.

[00:14:25]>> Thank you. Uh, pretty boy.

[00:14:27]>> Appreciate you guys.

[00:14:29]>> The American smile.

[00:14:30]>> I love his smile. I don't know. I love his smile, actually.

[00:14:33]>> Guys, I just clocked something. Nathan too looks like chocolate rain.

[00:14:36]>> What did you call him?

[00:14:37]>> I'm so sorry. I called you chocolate rain.

[00:14:38]>> I don't know who that is.

[00:14:39]>> I don't know who it is either.

[00:14:41]>> Ham, I'm going to need you to sit in that racist corner right there.

[00:14:44]>> What do you mean racist corner?

[00:14:45]>> Sit in the corner and face the wall. How are you talking >> racist? Oh, never mind. You're racist.

[00:14:49]Oh.

[00:14:49]>> Oh my god. Okay, so I just fact checked.

[00:14:51]He does not look like chocolate rain or myth. So maybe we are a little racist.

[00:14:56]>> So you look like you live you're an artist that lives in New York.

[00:14:59]>> My artist lives in New York.

[00:15:00]>> No, he also looks like he could be like studying science. Hardcore science.

[00:15:04]>> Absolutely not.

[00:15:05]>> Are you here because you're studying in Western as well?

[00:15:07]>> I study at Western as well. Yeah.

[00:15:08]>> Okay. And what are you studying?

[00:15:09]>> Commercial aviation management.

[00:15:11]>> So like airlines.

[00:15:12]>> So I fly planes.

[00:15:13]>> I'm going to keep his contact.

[00:15:14]>> Yeah. That's actually sick. So, you're going to hook us up later? Yeah.

[00:15:17]>> Yeah.

[00:15:17]>> Yeah. My guy.

[00:15:18]>> Do you guys get a private jet? I'll be the pilot.

[00:15:20]>> Yes, sir.

[00:15:21]>> An Arab asking a pilot to hook us up is crazy.

[00:15:26]>> It's crazy.

[00:15:27]>> I really like this black. Wow.

[00:15:33]>> Wow.

[00:15:34]>> All I wrote was racist.

[00:15:36]That's all I wrote. You know the capital of Canada?

[00:15:38]>> Ottawa.

[00:15:39]>> Ottawa.

[00:15:40]>> Yeah.

[00:15:40]>> Okay. This guy's never said Ottawa in his life. How do you say the city that's right really close to us? The big city.

[00:15:46]>> Oh, Toronto.

[00:15:47]>> Toronto. Oh, >> good catch, bro. Toronto. This guy's a problem. Can we give him a a question?

[00:15:55]>> Okay. So, I'm going to show you something.

[00:15:56]>> Yeah.

[00:15:57]>> And I want you to fill it in right away.

[00:15:58]>> Okay.

[00:15:58]>> No, don't fill in the letter. Just say it. Say the letter.

[00:16:03]>> It's a sports related.

[00:16:04]>> It's a sport or NFL.

[00:16:06]>> Shake my hand.

[00:16:08]>> Shake my hand. All I got to say is number four is good. I think he's generally American. He wasn't trying to fake anything. He went NFL. He went Toronto. I don't know how he pronounced even Ottawa. I've never heard that pronunciation of my life. And then commercial aviation. I mean, I haven't met one Canadian that wants to fly. This sounds like such an American thing, you know, to become a pilot. Nathan, we've seen enough >> and we love you for your honesty.

[00:16:31]>> Thank you.

[00:16:32]>> Thank you.

[00:16:32]>> Intellectual Samuel making.

[00:16:35]>> Oh, yes. Nathilios Samulus III. I've been very excited to meet you, Sam.

[00:16:41]Please go ahead. Your name is Marcus.

[00:16:46]>> Wait, rewind. Samuel Nathansson. And he's like, "No, it's Marcus. What is wrong with you?"

[00:16:52]>> Did you change your name halfway?

[00:16:54]>> No. No. I was just joking at the beginning.

[00:16:55]>> Samuel Nathansson. We knew it wasn't Samuel Nathansson.

[00:16:58]>> I don't know.

[00:17:00]>> He's judging our IQ.

[00:17:02]>> Marcus, can you please just sing the national anthem for me?

[00:17:04]>> I'm going to give you a little bit though.

[00:17:05]>> All right. Go.

[00:17:06]>> Oh, say can you see? That's all you can.

[00:17:10]>> Oh, sorry. Sorry. I had I sorry >> not ice will never catch you.

[00:17:14]>> This is the perfect disguise. It's like you know those cartoon scies where someone res like he went that away sir.

[00:17:21]>> What is this >> popsicle?

[00:17:23]>> What is this sandwich?

[00:17:25]>> And what is this?

[00:17:26]>> Uh pencils.

[00:17:29]>> Pencils.

[00:17:30]>> I just hate that he's irritated while answering.

[00:17:32]>> Like pencils.

[00:17:33]>> He's like pencils. That's a popsicle.

[00:17:36]>> I showed him a picture of freezies and he called them popsicles. I showed him a picture of a chicken burger and he called it a sandwich. Color pencils and he just called them pencils. You make me sick to my core. Thank you, kind, sir.

[00:17:50]>> What was the last state to join America?

[00:17:52]>> Ooh, >> it's okay to say nobody cares.

[00:17:54]>> I'm going say Hawaii.

[00:17:57]>> Is it?

[00:17:57]>> Yeah.

[00:17:58]>> Is it Hawaii?

[00:17:58]>> Yeah.

[00:17:59]>> My hand just told me.

[00:18:00]>> Darn Tin. He knew it was Hawaii.

[00:18:03]>> What is to be American to you guys?

[00:18:05]>> You watch the Super Bowl?

[00:18:07]>> Yes.

[00:18:08]>> No. Oh, sorry. I thought you guys um >> not really. My dad's into it, but I'm not.

[00:18:15]>> Oh, no. Oh, yeah. Super Bowl. That's an animal sport. I don't associate myself with that filth. I think we're good.

[00:18:21]>> You guys have never answered my question. What is it to be American to you guys?

[00:18:25]>> I start. I'm finished.

[00:18:28]>> What is it to be American? Let me think.

[00:18:31]>> Don't say it.

[00:18:32]>> You're right.

[00:18:33]>> I got you.

[00:18:33]>> You're right.

[00:18:34]>> Yeah. Wait, wait, hold on. Hold on, sir.

[00:18:37]You do not ask the questions here. We ask the questions. What is it to you, sir, to be American?

[00:18:44]>> Yeah. WHY ARE YOU ASKING? WHY ARE WE ON THE BACK FOOT?

[00:18:46]>> YEAH, YOU TELL THEM.

[00:18:48]>> You got them.

[00:18:49]>> Don't Don't back me up.

[00:18:50]>> Don't back me up.

[00:18:51]>> That is a hard question.

[00:18:54]>> No, no, no. Okay, I I can't answer it.

[00:18:56]>> It's kind of hard, dude.

[00:18:57]>> Yeah, it is.

[00:19:00]>> I'll move away from the poetic. I'll go something like to love In-N-Out Burger.

[00:19:04]>> In-N-Out Burger is overrated. That is a bro.

[00:19:07]>> What's the worst cell phone carrier to have in America?

[00:19:13]>> I respect the fact that you think before you speak, but I also hate it.

[00:19:16]>> Like I don't know if you're just thinking >> and he thinks with confidence.

[00:19:19]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He makes IT LOOK GOOD.

[00:19:22]>> HE MAKES THINKING LOOK GOOD.

[00:19:24]>> YEAH. YOU GOT IT.

[00:19:25]>> OH MY GOD. IS that Marcus? Is that Marcilius?

[00:19:28]>> So good.

[00:19:30]>> Marcus, please.

[00:19:35]He even thought about walking out.

[00:19:37]>> All right, now we have to vote two people out of these five.

[00:19:42]>> I'll tell you what. I know. Latte. Got to go.

[00:19:45]>> What? I think the American is either number two or number five. Glasses or hypocrite? I am going to make the first vote. Latte.

[00:19:53]>> Sure. Latte.

[00:19:54]>> Yeah. Looking at the rest of them, latte is the safest. I'll go latte, too. Okay.

[00:19:58]>> Starting with one right now.

[00:19:59]>> Yeah. Latte. We're so sorry. You've been voted out. Actually, you know what? You want them out? Can you give me like one of your whistles? You know those like no >> There's actually no shot. THERE'S ACTUALLY NO SHOT.

[00:20:13]>> ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

[00:20:16]>> Oh my god. Ice is here.

[00:20:18]>> I think every time you do it, you can just spawn him. Try it again.

[00:20:21]>> RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. OVER THERE.

[00:20:28]>> He went that way. HE WENT THAT WAY.

[00:20:32]YO, WHO gave has this much power? He's being redirected. The darkest man in our group has gone missing. If you find him, please call 91. They can't even call 911. And he thought he WAS SAFE. COWBOY HAT didn't work. He took off the cowboy hat. This is what happens. I'm going to go ahead and say Saskatoon.

[00:20:49]>> I think I'm going to go with uh Mr. Singer. What? Who are you? Okay.

[00:20:55]>> Are you having a stroke?

[00:20:56]>> I think I think he saw ice twice and himself.

[00:20:59]>> Who's Mr. Singer?

[00:21:01]Yo, you know what?

[00:21:04]RIGHT OVER THERE. GET HIM OUT OF HERE.

[00:21:06]GET HIM OUT OF HERE. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. HE MADE IT THAT WAY.

[00:21:11]>> Let's just kick out Venmo.

[00:21:12]>> Saskatoon. I think you got to go.

[00:21:17]>> Oh my god. Oh my god. Guys, obviously we're Arab. We do not support ICE at all. We know how important this is and how messed up it is what's happening in the States. I don't have to tell you, bro. We're just coping. Hope it helps.

[00:21:27]If it made you laugh, we're doing our job right. Subscribe if you're still in the states. Subscribe.

[00:21:33]>> All right. Uh, jumping on to the next round. We have kicked two people out and two judges mistakenly, >> right?

[00:21:40]>> No. No.

[00:21:41]>> All right, guys. Welcome to the finals.

[00:21:43]We are going to finally decide who we think is the real American.

[00:21:47]>> I don't need your thanks. I've allowed a salmon visa back on the table.

[00:21:53]>> I saw I saw things.

[00:21:54]>> You lost.

[00:21:55]Asa No, please. Please.

[00:22:00]>> I just got my green card.

[00:22:02]>> Okay. Anyway, how the heck on this entire face of the earth are we supposed to actually pick up the American out of these three?

[00:22:10]>> To be fair, I honestly think it's between Nathan and Marcus. That Nathan.

[00:22:14]So, >> Nathan and two and three. Do you not understand how calm glasses is? We're all wearing glasses.

[00:22:21]>> Can I tickle your pickle for a second?

[00:22:24]>> Oh, god. Can I massage your brain? I feel like I've met a Marcus before. I feel like I've met a Nathan before, but glasses. I haven't met Canadians like glasses, >> too. He just looks like a guy from New York who's an artist.

[00:22:40]>> I'm an artist.

[00:22:41]>> I'm an artist.

[00:22:42]>> Also, you're not going to go out of your way and lie and say commercial aviation.

[00:22:47]Like, godamn.

[00:22:48]>> Have you been to downtown Toronto?

[00:22:51]>> Yeah, I haven't. Give me a Toronto uh waist impression.

[00:22:55]>> Uh Wagwan fam. Nab beak.

[00:22:58]>> He said Nazda beak.

[00:22:59]>> The fact that even knows this is just like >> it's called Six Bus. I follow Six Bus.

[00:23:04]>> Yeah, but why would you follow Six Bus if you're American?

[00:23:06]>> Because I live in Canada right now.

[00:23:07]>> Okay, I guess he >> I want to ask uh Marcus Delirious a question.

[00:23:11]>> What was Rome like?

[00:23:14]>> How was it when you conquered Rome?

[00:23:16]>> Okay, >> he's thinking.

[00:23:18]>> That's the question. No, >> the question is, give me something that differentiates Canadians and Americans.

[00:23:23]>> Major chains.

[00:23:24]>> Major chains such as >> Trader Joe's.

[00:23:28]>> No, no, no. Not chains. The people.

[00:23:29]Yeah. So, you think about that. We'll come back to you in about 20 minutes.

[00:23:33]Glasses. What's one thing Americans and Canadians have in common?

[00:23:37]>> You know what? Just skew the question across all three.

[00:23:40]>> I mean, a lot. We watch all the same movies, TV shows. I mean, really, our differences are fewer than our similarities, I think.

[00:23:45]>> Sure. That's kind of deep.

[00:23:46]>> Marcus Delirious. I would say in America we're a lot more individualistic there than we are in Canada.

[00:23:53]>> That is a very good point.

[00:23:54]>> Yeah. Like he he thinks but he answers.

[00:23:57]YOU GOT THE THOUGHT.

[00:23:58]>> IT'S ANNOYING.

[00:23:59]>> Like maybe we should think before we speak.

[00:24:01]>> If we thought before we spoke, we wouldn't have had this YouTube channel.

[00:24:04]>> That's true. Every single time.

[00:24:07]>> I think this is an eeny mo type.

[00:24:10]>> But you guys were confident before.

[00:24:12]>> Uh now we're scared.

[00:24:13]>> Don't allow him to belittle you.

[00:24:16]>> Oh, my bad. Okay.

[00:24:17]>> You might belittle in height, but don't >> That was actually good.

[00:24:23]>> Where'd you live?

[00:24:24]>> Washington DC.

[00:24:24]>> Washington DC. Okay.

[00:24:26]>> The big DMV.

[00:24:27]>> I look at them and I I I see nothing. I don't know where to go with this.

[00:24:29]>> Who would rep their place like that?

[00:24:31]>> The big DMV. Who would do that?

[00:24:32]>> I want to know what the DMV is, though.

[00:24:34]>> What does your feel say?

[00:24:35]>> I'm saying we see if maybe his nose is catered to also North Americans and we release the hound.

[00:24:41]>> Yo.

[00:24:42]>> Ooh. Release the helmet.

[00:24:44]>> All right, guys. Um, be comfortable.

[00:24:46]What's up, man? Thank you.

[00:24:52]>> Marcus was thoroughly creeped out.

[00:24:54]>> You got to smell the neck, not the shirt. Bro, >> this guy smells >> They smell incredible.

[00:25:00]>> I don't know why. Just when I sniffed him, when I sniffed number one, there was just something about his scent. Sh.

[00:25:06]>> Shut up. Now it's his Ratatouille moment. All the flavors are dancing in his head. My sense got FEELING IS HIM.

[00:25:14]OH MY GOD. THAT'S ALL THE FUEL I NEED, BRO.

[00:25:17]>> WAIT, can you explain the thought process behind that?

[00:25:19]>> BECAUSE HE GOT IT ON POINT AND YOU'RE PANICKING. That's why you're asking those questions.

[00:25:24]>> SOME PEOPLE ARE SMART UP HERE. Some people are smart right here.

[00:25:28]>> That's our friend. He has had a zero loss record.

[00:25:31]>> My gut says it's glasses and Beza scent just confirmed it. That's all I need.

[00:25:37]And bea I trust.

[00:25:38]>> Just Just do it.

[00:25:39]>> Just go pull the trigger.

[00:25:42]No, >> you're American.

[00:25:46]>> Yeah, >> he's American.

[00:25:47]>> Cool.

[00:25:50]>> All right, go ahead.

[00:25:51]>> Okay, I think I'll go. I'm going too.

[00:25:54]>> I'm going to go one.

[00:25:54]>> If it's three and none of us voted three, I'm losing it. If he's won, he would have destroyed us to the core.

[00:26:00]>> I think he's a little bit bored right now.

[00:26:02]>> No, no, no. I am actually very entertained.

[00:26:07]>> So, you're the tiebreaker. That's what that means.

[00:26:09]>> Okay, look. You're literally the >> Again, I'm going to say this.

[00:26:12]>> Logically, it's two, but I'm going to go with my scent. I'm going to go with one.

[00:26:17]>> We have voted. Mr. Glasses is the American. Now, let's bring in all the contestants. We've locked in our guests.

[00:26:23]It all comes down to this. Can the American please step forward?

[00:26:37]All the videos are so so dumb. Sold up.

[00:26:40]You said our education system is bad, too. Y'all is horrible. So horrible. You guys want to get on the first round? I was walking circles around you. Cles and also off your scent. You need a nose job or something, >> BROTHER.

[00:27:00]First of all, >> I don't like that guy. First of all, what he said doesn't mean [ __ ] because we voted him out before you sniffed him BECAUSE YOU WOULD HAVE SNIFFED HIM RIGHT OUT. LOOK, he wasn't in the room. It doesn't count.

[00:27:12]>> You guys were saying I was so nice. I was just playing games with y'all.

[00:27:15]>> Damn it, BRO.

[00:27:16]>> OH MY GOD. I TOLD YOU.

[00:27:19]>> PART OF ME trusts you. Part of me fears you.

[00:27:21]>> I got a knife behind my back.

[00:27:22]>> THIS IS WHAT I MEAN. HOW TERRIFYING IS THAT? YOU JUST HE JUST PISSING ME ON WITH a latte. I almost charged you, bro.

[00:27:29]>> SEE, I ALMOST CHARGED YOU. I TOLD YOU. I KNEW IT. I SAW IT IN YOUR EYES. AH, LATTE. Out of everybody had to be Lante.

[00:27:40]>> All right, Latte. What's your real name?

[00:27:43]>> My name is Sam.

[00:27:44]>> I hate you so much, Sam.

[00:27:45]>> Everything I said was true.

[00:27:47]>> I'm very happy for you. Uh, congratulations.

[00:27:49]>> At least I was right about Saskatoon, man. I'll take a win where I can get it.

[00:27:53]>> Number one, who we thought we thought glasses.

[00:27:55]>> I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry for your stress. It was nice to hang out with you all.

[00:27:58]>> NOW YOU SAY YOU'RE SORRY THREE TIMES IN A ROW.

[00:28:00]>> NOT EVEN THAT. THE WHOLE ACCENT IN THE MOUTH.

[00:28:04]>> EVERYTHING CAME OUT. EVERYTHING SHIFTED.

[00:28:06]>> My name is actually Sam here. I'm from London.

[00:28:08]>> You're from London?

[00:28:09]>> Crazy.

[00:28:09]>> My name is Nathan.

[00:28:11]>> There's no way. YOUR NAME IS SAM. SAM.

[00:28:13]NATHAN. If your name is Nathan, I'm walking out. What's your real name?

[00:28:16]>> Nathan.

[00:28:21]>> Hey, I'm born and raised in Missaga. My name is Karim.

[00:28:23]>> Karim.

[00:28:26]>> Oh my god.