Nick the Rat Reports | May 10, 2026 🐀

Added: 2026-05-16

[00:00:01]Happy Mother's Day. It is Sunday, May 10th, 2026.

[00:00:08]The weather in Nothing, Arizona, yes, Nothing, Arizona, is currently 99°. Damn, it's hot out there. If you're in Nothing, Arizona, drink some water. Stay Stay hydrated.

[00:00:21]Turn on your air conditioner. Get Turn on a fan.

[00:00:26]Sun came up today at 5:43 in the morning. It's going to set at 8:00 p.m.

[00:00:31]tonight. Moon phase is currently in the last quarter, 40% illuminated. And the quote of the day, once again, from Alan Watts, "Every woman becomes their mother."

[00:00:44]"That's their tragedy."

[00:00:46]"And no man becomes his."

[00:00:49]"That's his tragedy."

[00:00:52]That's a weird quote there, Alan.

[00:00:54]Anyway, I hope everybody has a great Mother's Day. Everybody has or had one.

[00:00:59]I I Maybe Do test-tube babies have mothers?

[00:01:02]I guess they do. Isn't there still an egg I don't know. Anyway, let me just stop this before I keep getting