Chud the Puppeteer

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Meet the Ebony family. Myra, Norbert, Cornelius, Miss Shirley, Malcolm, and De Gian.

[00:00:10]Deja.

[00:00:11]I don't know. But this is his black family of puppets that this gentleman has created. And he has another one that's his Asian family of puppets. I didn't know this is what happened to the Mayo guy from that [ __ ] fiance show.

[00:00:23]But here, here we go.

[00:00:26]How you doing? Reverend Biki here.

[00:00:30]Um, I want to tell you about what my theories are. BIG BOY.

[00:00:38]>> It's you. I have a arcade stuff in my apartment. I got arcade stuff in my apartment. I also got casino.

[00:00:45]>> The [ __ ] are you saying?

[00:00:46]>> Stuff in my apartment. I got arcade stuff in my apartment. I also got >> This guy's quiet. Hang on.

[00:00:54]>> In my insects. Insects. Incest. What?

[00:00:58]What's a good thing to do >> in my apartment? I got arcade stuff in my apartment. I also got casino sets in my apartment.

[00:01:06]So, I have casino sets and arcade stuff in my apartment. But now I have a new thing that's in in those sects coming into my apartment. Puppets. So, um, you know that sensation when sometimes we click on a channel and it's like, oh, oh, you know, some people think that all I do is is laugh at people with Down syndrome all the time. Not all the time, just sometimes. But this guy, I mean, he clearly doesn't have Down syndrome, I would say, at least. I don't think he does. Maybe some kind of brain injury or something. I don't know. Um, he's got whatever this is here. Whatever's going on, though. very difficult individual to understand what he's what he's saying.

[00:01:49]Maybe we'll be able to piece it together. Uh maybe maybe this one might be, you know, a little too far gone, but I'm really curious about his about the Ebony family. So, I mean, come on, man. Come on, Robert. For the next for some time during my general issues, you're going to meet some puppet families.

[00:02:10]It's a puppet cruise.

[00:02:13]But right now, >> get up. COME ON. GET DOWN WITH THE SYNDROME. I WAS JUST WATCHING a video about the [ __ ] domestic violence bridge in that song. Most people have only heard the radio edit, which is like the only good radio edit ever because because it cuts out the weird like minute of the song THAT'S JUST NO.

[00:02:29]MOMMY, DON'T HIT ME AGAIN. BOBBY, OH GOD, PLEASE.

[00:02:33]>> YEAH. YEAH. Most people don't even know that's in the [ __ ] song.

[00:02:37]>> I want you to meet the Ebony family.

[00:02:41]>> Here we go. Here we go.

[00:02:44]It starts off with Myra Ebony.

[00:02:57]I get out.

[00:02:59]>> Uh oh. Oh no. He's going to Guys, we're about to hear Ebonics filtered through this guy's [ __ ] Oh god. Oh boy.

[00:03:07]>> A lot of good stuff going on.

[00:03:10]You're in the S diamond and all that.

[00:03:14]>> Oh my god. Oh no. If he if he appends type [ __ ] to the end of something one of them says, I'm going to [ __ ] lose my mind.

[00:03:22]>> And all the things that you have to do.

[00:03:26]>> How you doing, babe?

[00:03:27]>> What about one thing?

[00:03:31]G-string.

[00:03:32]>> Oh my god. No, not the G-string.

[00:03:35]>> What does she Why does she laugh like Spongebob? Also with my Ebony is her husband Norbert.

[00:03:46]Well, how you doing?

[00:03:49]>> What's cracking? Bix nude.

[00:03:51]>> My name is Norbert.

[00:03:52]>> Ebony. No. No.

[00:03:56]And I >> the the the the Ebony darkness dementia raven way family.

[00:04:05]body side by side.

[00:04:11]Why don't we you know like a Stevie Wonder all that?

[00:04:16]That's what it is.

[00:04:17]>> Like a Stevie Wonder.

[00:04:18]>> Stevie Wonder all of that.

[00:04:21]>> Uhhuh.

[00:04:22]>> That's all right.

[00:04:23]>> How many black people do you think this guy's met in his life?

[00:04:27]>> Then you have the old man, Cornelius.

[00:04:29]He's an old man.

[00:04:37]>> Listen to me, boy.

[00:04:40]No, but Magnolia and all that.

[00:04:42]>> I I He really likes the end all that. Do black people do that a lot or is that like a him thing? I don't know. But I'm really looking forward to the one with the Asian family. I think we're going to get even more funny accents out of that.

[00:04:54]I hope he does Indians next. You know, the corn pole and the trims and chickens going with the collard primes and the mac and cheese and that fried chicken and fried fish made by Don't start mentioning fried chicken. No, the the funny thing is I looked a little bit at this guy's channel before before starting. I don't think this is intended to be like hostile or nefarious or whatever. This is this is this is innocent. This guy appears to be some like churchgoing guy who's mostly surrounded by like elderly people. And I I don't know. He doesn't seem like a bad guy necessarily. This is This is Grandpa at the Thanksgiving dinner. You know, I talking about them colorards or whatever.

[00:05:53]Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

[00:05:54]>> Not a hamburger helper, but a helper.

[00:05:58]Well, you got to have the mac and cheese.

[00:06:02]>> Mac and cheese.

[00:06:04]>> Black eyed peas and all that.

[00:06:06]>> And all that.

[00:06:08]>> Black beans as well.

[00:06:10]>> So, Cornelius.

[00:06:14]Now, I named this puppet after one of my neighbors.

[00:06:21]neighbors is right >> and you're gonna love her.

[00:06:26]Her name is Miss Shirley Ebony. I do it.

[00:06:37]>> It's like each one keeps getting like slightly more offensive.

[00:06:45]>> You know, all things come wrong with all that.

[00:06:49]Yeah, not necessarily.

[00:06:52]I'm going to rip you a new one. You don't you know what I mean.

[00:06:56]>> I don't I don't know what you mean.

[00:06:58]>> Goodbye, my boy. You know how to do this.

[00:07:02]>> And that's Miss Shirley.

[00:07:05]>> Awesome.

[00:07:06]>> Now, you have the young adult son of the Ebony family, >> Malcolm.

[00:07:17]>> Oh, Malcolm. So, he's the son. I guess that makes HIM A BLACK BOY. OH, NO. He's a young adult, though. That doesn't even work. Hey, how you doing? I'm Malcolm.

[00:07:30]A lot going on youth group.

[00:07:33]I'm not a criminal.

[00:07:37]I KNOW YOU MIGHT THINK THAT I WOULD BE GIVEN, YOU KNOW, BUT I'M NOT. I GOT virtual walker and I'm a devoted to Donald Trump.

[00:07:49]Most definitely.

[00:07:51]>> Most definitely.

[00:07:53]>> Or most death for sure.

[00:07:54]>> That's who I am.

[00:07:56]Just a nice young African-American person who loves Donald Trump.

[00:08:04]>> Donald Trump.

[00:08:04]>> I'm very hungry for some mac and cheese and fried chicken.

[00:08:10]Then you have the teenage daughter Dane.

[00:08:15]>> DJ Jane >> spelled D Apost J I O N A Y. DJ Jane Ebony.

[00:08:25]>> Does Does the dash be silent in her name?

[00:08:28]>> What's up?

[00:08:30]How you doing?

[00:08:33]>> You like Bobby Brown? You like Bobby Brown?

[00:08:36]>> Bobby Brown? I don't know very much but me.

[00:08:51]>> I I I I think there's maybe been like five words that have actually been like real words in this >> because my parents said they don't want me soul food.

[00:09:03]We're so mine.

[00:09:08]Yep.

[00:09:09]These are my puppets that I got right now.

[00:09:15]But also, when time comes, you're going to meet my the other puppets.

[00:09:21]>> Oh, hell yeah.

[00:09:22]>> The other puppets.

[00:09:24]>> First, you'll meet the Asian family known as the Chen.

[00:09:30]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:09:31]>> You have Chin Chen, the father.

[00:09:33]>> Oh my god. SHEN, THE FATHER.

[00:09:39]OH NO. Oh my god. If he makes an if he makes an Indian family, one of them is going to be named Pu and Lou. Oh my god.

[00:09:52]Sukchain the mother.

[00:09:56]Rangon Chen the son. Rangon Chang and Wang Chang the daughter.

[00:10:09]You got >> What about the talons of Wang Xiang?

[00:10:13]That's That's pretty good. Doctor Who.

[00:10:14]>> them soon enough. Maybe next week.

[00:10:18]And then when my time comes, you will meet the essential workers.

[00:10:25]And they each have a story. the essential.

[00:10:28]>> And you also have the Fletchers.

[00:10:33]>> The The Fletchers.

[00:10:34]>> Six people. Bobby, >> Norma.

[00:10:38]>> Okay. This is just the white people family, I guess.

[00:10:41]>> Ed.

[00:10:42]>> Uhhuh.

[00:10:47]Mavis.

[00:10:49]>> You having trouble there, buddy?

[00:10:51]>> Norman.

[00:10:52]>> Norma and Norman. Huh?

[00:10:54]>> I think body. Norma.

[00:10:57]Mavis, he's really having some trouble.

[00:11:04]>> I'll think of some names.

[00:11:06]>> Oh, yeah. Everyone and the rest, you know. So, this is Robert Eier and uh he he preaches the word of God and stuff with his mom. Uh he is Reverend Bob Eier. No trolls allowed. And I mean, no trolls allowed.

[00:11:22]So, so nobody troll him. But oh yo, he's got some new He's got a new one here.

[00:11:29]He's got chef excellence. Um all right. So this is his mom. And I guess yeah, like I say, I don't think he's like, you know, a a malicious guy. I don't think he's doing this to be like a a funny edge lord or whatever. I think he just doesn't I literally think he just doesn't know better. Um, he seems to be, you know, just some perhaps slightly unfortunate guy who's uh, you know, out and about with his with his mom doing the Jesu or whatever. But, um, but here we are with uh, Come on. Where where are they? Did I already scroll past the Asian family?

[00:12:10]Oh, yeah. Yeah. Meet the Ling family.

[00:12:13]So, he changed the name of the family, by the way. Now it's instead of Chang Ching Chong or whatever the [ __ ] it's Bo Da the King Duck and you me. So he's here's the Asian family. Everybody, how you doing? Bobby D here.

[00:12:32]Last week I showed you the everyday family with Myra, Norbert, Cornelius, Miss Shirley, Malcolm, and DJ.

[00:12:46]>> Dane.

[00:12:46]>> Now, I want you to meet a new family that I got, the Wing family. So, I know.

[00:12:52]>> So, so wait, is this separate from the Ching Chong family or what's going on?

[00:12:56]Hey, I know I have car that's runs like gas.

[00:13:06]>> But I got one thing.

[00:13:08]I love to make Chinese food for the millions of people.

[00:13:13]>> He loves Chinese food. Everybody >> Chinese food for that people.

[00:13:22]Then we meet >> Darling, the mother, >> cuz she's a real darling. Her name's Darling.

[00:13:32]I'm sorry. Are there like Chinese people whose names are Da or or B or or any of these? You me sounds more like Japanese.

[00:13:43]Um, I I guess this is just like generically East Asian, like kind of a mix of like Chinese, Korean, Japanese a little bit, I guess.

[00:14:02]Come on, you got it.

[00:14:10]Hi, I'm Darling.

[00:14:14]>> You sure?

[00:14:15]>> I'm my husband B. We like to make Chinese food.

[00:14:20]>> Of course you of course you [ __ ] do.

[00:14:22]>> We don't know how to make ties.

[00:14:25]>> Ties like like the people OR WHAT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

[00:14:30]>> We know how to grow tea. Oh, >> but we don't invent fortune cookies.

[00:14:39]>> Mhm.

[00:14:40]>> You know, we done a lot of things.

[00:14:44]We feed many famous people as rich agents and there's the truth about it.

[00:14:52]I hope you know the link feeling very much. you know, this this this these guy this guy's videos is they're kind of like, you know, listening to a song that's like really, you know, it's got like really esoteric pol po poetic lyrics or whatever and you don't quite know what it's about, but you bring your own interpretation to it. You know, everybody's got their own idea of what exactly the the the writer is trying to say. It's just like that. You know, I don't know what the [ __ ] he's saying, but you know, someone in chat was like grilled cheese. Like, yeah, you know, maybe maybe that's maybe he said grilled cheese. I don't know. Anything. Dang. We have the king duckling.

[00:15:33]>> The king duckling.

[00:15:36]Uhhuh.

[00:15:39]Is this the same puppet with like a different hair? What is >> Hi, I am the king duckling. D U K bling the king.

[00:15:50]Don't you think I said peacing duck? I am the king.

[00:15:57]I I will say the Asian family seems to have more I don't know pizzazz to them than the black family. The black family was very generic. This one it's like dialing, you know, it sounds like darling. Bowling as in like bowling for soup. the king, duck, duckling.

[00:16:18]There's some there's there's a little bit of like like effort put into some of these names, you know. This is a little better.

[00:16:26]>> Got another name.

[00:16:28]But hopefully you know me very well cuz I am the king and son of bowling and mother and my mother darling. I am the king duckling.

[00:16:42]>> Oh my goodness. And then we have finally you mean >> which one is it? Is it you or is it me?

[00:16:58]>> Oh.

[00:17:00]>> Oh boy.

[00:17:01]>> Me you meing.

[00:17:04]Hopefully you'll get to know me. I am not like Julie Chen Moon or even >> Julie Chen Moonbase. What?

[00:17:17]>> Lucy Lou.

[00:17:19]>> These are the Asian people he knows.

[00:17:22]>> But why do one thing we rings like to fight like and that is the truth about it.

[00:17:31]>> So it's truly it's like innocent racism.

[00:17:34]It's beautiful. It's like, you know, he just doesn't even know. Like, good for him. He's able to be racist without some like annoying annoying white [ __ ] with blue hair telling him not to be. This is just like the good old days. I love it.

[00:17:48]>> You better trust me. Thank you.

[00:17:51]>> That is you kneeling.

[00:17:56]>> I I really I really wish we could see Ching Chong or whatever his name was from. HE HAD A HE WAS NAMING LIKE DIFFERENT PEOPLE from a different Asian puppet family that he has. But now it's now it's the Ling family. And I just don't know what happened to the Ching Chong family cuz that would have been great. That sounded so great.

[00:18:15]>> Duckling, Dling the mother, and Bowling the father.

[00:18:29]following.

[00:18:29]>> Thank you very much and have a good day.

[00:18:32]>> Thank you, Mr. Guy. I appreciate it.

[00:18:35]That's so >> That's so good, Mr. Mr. Eier. Mr. Ethanol, whatever your [ __ ] name is.

[00:18:44]I was kind of curious about uh was it this one?

[00:18:48]Yeah, it's from 7 months ago. It's an 11 and a half minute video. So, this is a big one. It's called I'm so frustrated right now. and it's about this year's Halloween plans. So, he's Hi everyone, the good he's butt flustered right now. He's frustrated.

[00:19:08]Bobby D here.

[00:19:11]Yeah, we just had Columbus Day or Ind indigenous people say for some of you, but mostly Columbus Day.

[00:19:20]And what's what's going on with the sound? Um, >> yeah, he needs to do a Jewish family. I need to see like I need to see like I I don't know what would they like [ __ ] Schmidt or whatever, you know?

[00:19:31]>> Most likely um my mom did some grocery shopping for me. I got a lot of groceries, but that's not important right now.

[00:19:42]Right now, I'm a little bit frustrated.

[00:19:46]I'm a little bit frustrated.

[00:19:48]>> You mad >> and out of whack.

[00:19:51]>> Well, you didn't need to tell me the second one, but All right. And it has to do with >> Halloween and October.

[00:19:58]>> Someone someone suggests that the sound in the background is fat escaping from his folds constantly. I think I've referenced this a few times recently, but it just makes me think of the bender, the thing where he turns into a human and dies and then he and then the fat just keeps escaping and it just sounds like him going woo. So that's if we hear a WOO AT ANY POINT, then that's that's what's going on.

[00:20:23]And I know some of you Christian people are saying, "Why are you celebrating Halloween? Halloween is a a paganistic satanic witchcraft holiday.

[00:20:37]I don't go for that.

[00:20:39]>> He doesn't."

[00:20:40]>> I know. Halloween.

[00:20:41]>> Papa don't play that [ __ ] is sometimes evil with Devil's Night, you know, the pranks and Day of the Dead in November and all that, but it's all that I don't celebrate Satanic. I don't celebrate Satan, but I celebrate Halloween.

[00:21:01]>> I don't do drugs or worship the devil because October is the only year time of the only time of the year. October is the only time of the year that I can be me and it stinks that I can't be me this year because I screwed up a lot of things.

[00:21:26]I think we're about to get into some real like some real stuff here. But uh you know, you probably I feel like it's possibly a a negative mindset for someone to have to be like, "Yeah, you know, the part of the year where everyone's dressed up like [ __ ] ghouls and disgusting Disgusting swamp monsters.

[00:21:44]It's the only time of the year I feel like I I could be myself, man.

[00:21:47]>> I love wearing costumes and makeup.

[00:21:51]>> Mhm.

[00:21:51]>> And you know my know my deal. I worked seven years at Scream Park, which is Woods.

[00:22:00]>> Scream Park.

[00:22:01]>> And I know you saw the video of the anthology. I know that.

[00:22:06]But Halloween has been God's my savior.

[00:22:10]God and Jesus are my savior, but Halloween saves my sanity.

[00:22:18]>> Well, you don't want to lose.

[00:22:19]>> I love the to have Halloween because it's things cuz mostly Halloween sometimes is for kids.

[00:22:28]>> But I like to dress up and put on makeup, costumes, and everything.

[00:22:36]Why is Claw ragging on his twin? I know.

[00:22:39]We look very similar. I'm just very sad that my birthmark is not on my not not on my my face in the shape of an L. He literally is like the guy from the the the woman from the Smashmouth song. He's got a the shape of an L on his forehead.

[00:22:54]It's very unfortunate. But this how well I don't think I'll be able to do anything because it's never cuz I don't know this going to happen or not.

[00:23:07]most definitely. I don't know, but hopefully October is almost it's we're near October and everything get going.

[00:23:21]So I want it's like Halloween has been my safety net even though I believe in my goal see Jesus Christ and God >> and read the Bible and praise the Lord.

[00:23:37]>> I just [ __ ] you know what? [ __ ] the Lord. I just spent like [ __ ] 20 minutes putting together the most annoying [ __ ] joint I've ever put together in my life and it just broke apart right when I was finished [ __ ] making it. This is [ __ ] [ __ ] This is [ __ ] garbage. This is [ __ ] This is total BS.

[00:23:54]>> Halloween is the only time that I can have fun.

[00:24:01]It's >> literally the part with the filter on the bottom just like snapped off the rest of it. This is This is [ __ ] This is [ __ ] I HAVE MY bun because I screwed up on a friendship.

[00:24:14]Am I going to screw up our friendship?

[00:24:19]Because >> Okay, you know what? There there's some kind of story going on here with Bob Effier's Halloween plans, but he's he's it's it's taken a bit to get to it. And now I'm just pissed off because of my [ __ ] smoke. So So [ __ ] this. Sorry, B. Sorry, Robert Effier. You seem like in some ways a nice guy. I really want to find out more about your puppet families, man. Please upload more like that. I I'm sorry to inform you. I'm never going to click on this video with you talking about Jesus with your mom.

[00:24:51]Like, more power to you. Do what you need to do. But all right, you know what? Let's watch this other puppet video. He just uploaded this one.

[00:25:01]Hey, Reiki here. You met the Ebony family one week >> and the past few days ago, you met the L family, which is now being reconstructed. So I can can play my hands. But I want you to meet another friend of mine who's really famous.

[00:25:21]He's on the Shulie show. His partner is Mike Morris.

[00:25:27]>> What? This is Leonard.

[00:25:31]Are you Are you doing folks?

[00:25:34]>> No. Now is this just an an SML puppet? Because these puppets all look very similar to SML puppets and I feel like I've seen this one before specifically.

[00:25:46]I I don't know. Someone in chat was like, "Claw, you missed the SML puppet."

[00:25:50]Is this the one? Because cuz I would believe it. This look I I feel like this is just an SML character, isn't it?

[00:25:58]>> What you doing?

[00:26:00]>> Chef.

[00:26:02]>> Okay.

[00:26:04]>> Tuck up, chef.

[00:26:06]and a choir singer.

[00:26:12]Let me just a bit.

[00:26:15]>> I think he did just make the woo noise.

[00:26:16]I think he might be dead. It's very sad.

[00:26:20]>> Sometimes my hand can be a little bit weary. What can No, we need to idolize the the title of this here because and there's no other context given. Meet Leonard, Topgolf Chef.

[00:26:40]So, I guess that's his full legal name.

[00:26:42]And then someone named choir singer.

[00:26:44]Maybe that's also maybe he's also a choir singer. if he said something to that effect. I c I cannot be sure because nothing that he says is like intelligible at all. But um I sure is.

[00:27:00]Now is this supposed to be the the the Italian family? Are we going to get like Jeppe spaghetti in here or like what's going on? But I could tell you this my friend.

[00:27:11]I will not take any baloney from anybody.

[00:27:15]The wings sell by themselves. Coconut shrimp. Coconut shrimp.

[00:27:21]Really?

[00:27:23]Coconut shrimp?

[00:27:25]Oh, coconut shrimp. You sure?

[00:27:28]>> And always said to toss a salad. To toss a salad big time.

[00:27:33]>> So, how many salads have you tossed in your day? Robert, >> you take care of yourselves.

[00:27:40]Whether you want to take that joke in a sexual direction or a food direction, I >> I could believe one much more than the other. That's all I'm going to say. But um yeah, >> you guys take care of yourselves. All right.

[00:27:53]In you, my father, son, and holy ghost, we pray for our president, Donald Trump.

[00:27:56]We pray our vice president.

[00:27:58]We pray about public consequenc we pray for the guy who keeps starting wars in the Middle East. That's cool. Um Yeah. Yeah. Robert.

[00:28:09]Robert, what's going on? Marcus, why are we What? Why are you here with a with a racist caricature of a of a black family? Robert, they are the Ebony family.

[00:28:22]I owe them a lot of money.

[00:28:25]Let's see if OBS decides to actually record this this time. Uh, somehow Deadwing Dork has returned and unfortunately I've brought you this video. Thank you everybody for watching.

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