LABOR & DELIVERY VLOG ( real & raw + uncut

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-22

[00:00:00]Hey y'all. Welcome back to my channel.

[00:00:01]It's me John Malone and I'm back with another [ __ ] video.

[00:00:06]I don't know if it's time. I don't know.

[00:00:09]I don't know. But your girl will be prepared late way better than she was prepared with baby girl.

[00:00:16]So ka I was not prepared.

[00:00:20]But this one I am will be prepared. I will be vlogging everything. So my man, okay, he vlogging everything. I'm vlogging everything, baby. everything getting vlogged. Okay, so yeah, we was at a main event for my nephew's fifth birthday and I had to go to the restroom after we ate or whatever. I had to go to the restroom and I had to use the restroom. So, as I'm using the restroom, um as y'all told y'all in my um I want to say my uh labor prep, y'all seen that video.

[00:00:53]Um, I got a my service check at 38 weeks in my appointment and he told me to be on the lookout for some cramping and some bleeding or whatever. So, fast forward, today is Sunday and I lose my mucus plug at main event y'all in the toilet cuz I'm wiping and it's like brown discharge and I'm just like, okay, I'm thinking it's from when I got my service. All the old little bloods coming out. No, child.

[00:01:23]I wipe again. Is a thick hunk of snot. I said, "Oh my god. Oh my god."

[00:01:32]Tomorrow I will be 38 weeks in 3 days.

[00:01:36]Yeah. This little girl. And a lot of people was telling me that she can come in hours, she can come in a week. It just, you know, a start to your labor.

[00:01:48]it'll mean you're chewing active flavor.

[00:01:50]And I haven't been feeling I've been feeling like cramping. That's pretty much it. Um some pains at the top of my stomach. Nothing really like heavy. I did have a few minor um contractions, I want to say. So, nothing too unbearable. Okay. I just wanted to get on here and record just in case it is that time I can just have everything laid out for you guys. So yeah, um stay tuned for the labor and delivery vlog and whenever something else happens, um y'all will be updated.

[00:02:27]So it's finally that time. I'm so scared. I'm so nervous. Yeah, I'm so excited because I've been waiting for this moment for 9 months. Well, 10 months. So yeah, that's that. I'm going just update you guys whenever something else happens with baby girl.

[00:02:50]So, whenever you're ready, girl.

[00:02:52]And I got my hair done today. Y couldn't. I got my labor braids done today. So, it's all planned out. It's okay. It's going in the order that I need it to go in. So, yeah. I'm going just see y'all when something else happens.

[00:03:08]Bye, y'all.

[00:03:12]23.

[00:03:15]>> Hey y'all. So today is May 4th and it is currently 8:51 and we are on the way to the hospital because we going to just make sure everything is okay with her and I'm going to try to see if they going to keep your girl because I am currently 38 week no 39 weeks and 4 days, 3 days pregnant and your girl is just over. I can't take no more being pregnant.

[00:03:56]So, we on our way to the hospital and yeah, currently I am 3 cm dilated.

[00:04:05]I didn't had two failed membrane sweeps, you want to say. I done tried everything to get this girl out.

[00:04:14]Literally nothing. She's not budging.

[00:04:17]And also I want to make sure it's not because if she's too big cuz I'm not trying to get no C-section. Okay, we're on our way to the hospital.

[00:04:28]Hopefully they keep us because I don't got time for this [ __ ] I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't. Stay tuned cuz this might be the start of my labor and delivery vlog.

[00:04:41]Clock it.

[00:04:46]Hi guys.

[00:04:48]Hi y'all. So, it is currently May 5th. Happy single dip y'all.

[00:04:57]And it's currently 1:00 in the morning and we are currently at the hospital and your girl is about to push out a baby.

[00:05:06]About to have a baby. Um, I came in, like I told you, I came in because I was going to say I was having decreased feet of movements.

[00:05:16]Luckily, I did come in when I was supposed to because my baby heart rate was not supposed to be, it was not where it was supposed to be. So, yeah. Um, that's why they end up keeping me. And I had to get oxygen.

[00:05:32]Um, like a lot of nurses rushed in there. So, right now, she's doing good.

[00:05:36]She's where she's supposed to be. Um, they did monitor her for a little minute and they sent us up here. So, yeah. Um, I'm all hooked up to the stuff that I got my jury on that they give you. Um, and yes, y'all, I put a new I put my own hospital down. I was not playing. Y'all know that. My man, he just came back from getting me something to eat because I have not ate since earlier this morning. well, early this afternoon, which was Chick-fil-A, and everything is closed. So, he just got me some snacks to snack on. So, I got my water and my cranberry juice and all that. So, right now, they did start me on the thing that go inside your mouth to help dilate because why did they say I'm in a one and my doctor was talking about a two or three?

[00:06:28]Don't piss me off. All that stuff I was doing, I lost my mucus plug. all that stuff I was doing.

[00:06:35]Oh, Lord Jesus.

[00:06:38]But anyway, y'all. So, yeah, that's what's going on right now. Um, and we I guess this is like a waiting game now that we got this in here. So, we're going to see how my body does with this and if it need still need help. She talking about a balloon. I don't know about no balloon, baby. I don't know.

[00:07:00]So yeah, but um I'm all hooked up. Um I took that probably like at want to say 12 30 12:40.

[00:07:18]So I just took it. I don't have anything. I'm not feeling anything right now. Um, I am going to try to get some sleep later because your girl needs her sleep, okay? To push out this baby. So, yeah. But y'all can't see, but y'all see the board.

[00:07:44]So, yeah, that's that. Um, I'm go to bed and um, yeah.

[00:07:53]When my man finish eating, I guess I'mma let him eat since he talking about give him a break. Baby, shut your mouth. Um, my mom will be coming tomorrow in the morning because right now she got tired.

[00:08:08]So, yeah.

[00:08:12]But yeah, I'm going just keep yall updated about what goes on. Oh, and I took a shower because y'all my ass like I was sweating like bad. That was making the queen nervous and scared.

[00:08:25]Um, so I did take a shower. She let me take a shower. They gave me some soap and stuff to wash off with and I had my own stuff. So the girl is clean.

[00:08:34]Okay. Squeaky clean, baby. I don't play that. I don't play that games over here.

[00:08:38]Hygiene stay good. Okay.

[00:08:41]So yeah, that's that. I'mma just see y'all when I see y'all and give y'all the next update about what's going on with baby. As y'all see, she moving. So, yeah, y'all.

[00:08:59]Okay, y'all. So, the contractions have started. Um, they are like a light period crap.

[00:09:09]Um, I want to say I'm having one right now.

[00:09:28]Yeah, it's like a light period cramp. Um, I would say the pain is like a two, three.

[00:09:39]It's not that bad. Um, so right now she went to go try to see if she can find me a wireless monitor because like I told her, I want to get up and move around and walk and not be confined to my bed.

[00:09:53]So, um, hopefully that helps me with my whole laboring.

[00:09:59]Um, but yeah, eventually I want to say I will be trying to go get some sleep because your girl is not staying up all night. I'm not.

[00:10:10]That's that. And currently hopefully it's right now it's 1:48. So then things didn't definitely kind of like picked up a little bit. So me and him just did some Tik Toks of course. So yeah, it's progress and not slow. So yeah. So hopefully I can get up and walk around and do what I need to do because my ass is starting to hurt. Okay, so that's that. And I didn't even give y'all an overview of the room for real.

[00:10:52]This is the room where my stinky booty is going to be.

[00:10:59]And yeah, I don't know if yall can see.

[00:11:06]I really can't see cuz this machine is in the way, but I'm trying to show y'all my contractions a little bit.

[00:11:18]And eventually I will be trying to get some kind of rest in here cuz your girl is tired. Okay.

[00:11:27]But I have energy. So, yeah.

[00:11:33]B, did you want to tell him anything?

[00:11:36]>> What?

[00:11:37]>> Did you want to tell them anything?

[00:11:39]>> Um, I definitely don't want to sleep this couch.

[00:11:49]>> We can share beds.

[00:11:51]>> Yeah, maybe.

[00:11:52]>> How do you feel?

[00:11:54]>> I'm just waiting for it to come out. Are you excited? Like, are you nervous?

[00:12:00]>> Are you nervous, though?

[00:12:01]>> No.

[00:12:02]>> Don't lie. I know you have some nerves in you. I know you do.

[00:12:05]>> I don't.

[00:12:07]>> Man, stop lying, babe. You know you have nerves in you. You know you're a little bit nervous, but yet you're excited. You do. You are nervous. I know you are.

[00:12:16]>> My nervous is my back hurt. See, >> you don't like your couch. You mean you don't like your bed for the next two days?

[00:12:22]>> Yeah.

[00:12:23]>> For the next two days?

[00:12:28]Oh my god, I'm having one again, y'all.

[00:12:42]In through your mouth. I mean, through your nose.

[00:13:05]That was pretty.

[00:13:17]Okay. Yep. That was a contraction right there.

[00:13:21]But yeah, so I'mma see y'all when we able to when we moving around and doing something. So Oh, I look like a boogeyman.

[00:13:33]Y'all can barely even see me, but I don't even know what time it is. I don't even have my phone.

[00:13:45]But currently I am how much you said 3 cm.

[00:13:54]Um the lady came in here and gave me some medicine to make me like woozy to help with like contractions and stuff cuz they trying to get the queen to get the epidural right now. Oh no baby.

[00:14:15]trying to break the queen of water.

[00:14:18]Fast pace, fast I mean slow pace, slow pace, tough place. So yeah, that's that right now. She gave me some medicine like I told y'all and it's got me a little woozy. So I'm sorry about what I'm saying, but I'm woozy.

[00:14:40]But hopefully It's not even dark. It's not even light.

[00:14:50]So, I don't even know what time it is, y'all.

[00:14:56]I'm eating these contractions up. They don't even feel like nothing for real.

[00:15:01]So, the queen cannot be with it. But yeah, stay tuned for the vlog, y'all.

[00:15:16]Hey y'all. So, I forgot the last time I think I recorded a little bit when I was doped up on medication.

[00:15:28]I think >> you want some.

[00:15:33]>> No.

[00:15:36]>> Okay.

[00:15:37]>> I can't eat nothing.

[00:15:42]Currently it is Where's my phone? I just had it. Oh, currently it is 8:31.

[00:15:53]Um, I'm on my side and I got the peanut ball between my legs because baby girl has been showing sign like her heart rate is not fluctuating. It's at a flat line, a fat like a stand still line and contraction.

[00:16:31]So her heart rate is at a like a like it's just like at a still line. it's not like fluctuating how it's supposed to be.

[00:16:40]So, they're trying to see if it's because they gave me that medicine and it made me sleepy, but also it made her sleepy as well. So, they just trying to see how she's doing with that. Um, so that's why I'm laying on my side.

[00:16:56]They gave me some juice and stuff to try to wake her up a little bit.

[00:17:01]So yeah, they haven't started any ptocin.

[00:17:06]They haven't started anything because this is what they're trying to figure out and get managed before they start doing it. So right now I have lots of heartburn.

[00:17:18]Um so yeah, she's in there moving around, but I think it was the medicine that kind of like put her to bed.

[00:17:27]And like they said, like some people react to it differently and some people don't have a reaction to it. So that's really the only update I have. My mom is supposed to be coming.

[00:17:43]Um, so and I can't eat anything because they trying to figure out this situation first.

[00:17:54]So I'm just very cold.

[00:17:59]So yeah, that's the only update I have for you guys.

[00:18:05]So y'all, it is currently, oh [ __ ] 10:05 and my water is broken. I'm 4 cm, 70% efaced, I think.

[00:18:23]And My doctor came in and broke my water.

[00:18:35]>> You see me?

[00:18:39]>> You good right there?

[00:18:40]>> Yeah.

[00:18:41]>> Okay, good.

[00:18:46]>> So, you said I'm 4 cm. What?

[00:18:48]>> You're 4 cm 70% of faced, which means you're nice and thin. You got to get to like 100% for it to be like completely thinned out, but 70% is really good. And then your baby's still at minus two station, so still a little high. So, she needs to start to kind of make her way into the pelvis, but um that's like good progress. And now that your water's broken, typically things >> tend to speed up a little bit. Okay.

[00:19:11]>> Okay.

[00:19:12]>> Okay.

[00:19:14]>> Can I eat or no?

[00:19:15]>> No. No eating now cuz we're probably going to have this baby today at some point.

[00:19:19]>> Okay. And so, especially if you're thinking, I might get the epidural if that's like an option. Um, it's just anesthesia. They don't want you to eat because if you were to throw it up, which is likely, it could go into your lungs and they don't want that. That would be real bad.

[00:19:31]>> That and we know we don't want to [ __ ] >> Yeah. Exactly. And you don't want to throw up. I always say whatever you take in is going to come back out. So, just maybe just you'll have a really good meal right after you eat. Right after you deliver. After you deliver, you're going to get the best meal.

[00:19:45]>> Okay.

[00:19:47]It's like 48. [ __ ] No, I already told you what I want.

[00:19:51]>> What you want?

[00:19:52]>> The queen want a crawfish boil.

[00:19:56]But yeah, I'm not going to leave my baby here.

[00:20:02]>> I'll tell you go get what's wrong. What's wrong?

[00:20:09]Squeeze, girl. Squeeze.

[00:20:13]No, baby. I'm your emotional supporter.

[00:20:29]when I saw him on.

[00:20:32]Oh, what is he going through?

[00:20:39]I'm dead.

[00:20:41]Yeah, guys. So, that's what's been going on.

[00:20:46]That's what's going on.

[00:20:48]Um, we possibly can be having a baby.

[00:20:51]So, I was saying later today, right?

[00:21:04]>> Five. I'm going say 6, eight. Somewhere between there.

[00:21:11]No, that's too late.

[00:21:13]I'mma say yeah hopefully everything goes the way I'm progressing okay I'm going just update y'all when something else happens. So hey y'all. So, I just got my epidural.

[00:21:38]10 out of 10.

[00:21:48]10 out of 10. Would not recommend.

[00:21:52]I just got my epidural. And I don't know if it hurt it this time or the first time, but I just know the queen won't be having no more kids. Okay. You can wrap it up for the queen. I don't know what he gonna do. He want a boy. I don't know. He might have to go get a sperm donut or something.

[00:22:14]>> Ice chips only, my dear.

[00:22:15]>> Ice chips only.

[00:22:17]>> Ice chips only.

[00:22:19]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:22:21]>> Got you some ice chips. You got water, too.

[00:22:25]>> You can only have ice chips just as they have to do specifically said.

[00:22:31]>> No water.

[00:22:36]Sorry.

[00:22:39]>> Ice chips are the best.

[00:22:41]>> It'll help.

[00:22:46]>> Oh, she sound like she getting excited in there. What's going on?

[00:22:51]What is that? Uh uh. Why does it keep going up?

[00:22:56]>> Because she said after I get the ember, they check it every 15 minutes. No, but it's supposed to go down and release.

[00:23:03]It's holding air.

[00:23:04]>> I don't know why.

[00:23:06]>> Is it still taking?

[00:23:09]>> Oh, yeah. They took it down.

[00:23:11]>> I know. They said when I was in here, >> you got to watch your warm cuz that affects it, too.

[00:23:15]>> I know. When they when I was in here, they had um it was going up like it was like it was high.

[00:23:23]>> He was like, "I'm sorry for stressing you out." I was literally about to hyperventilate in here. Panic attack.

[00:23:34]>> It's not cold in here.

[00:23:35]>> It is cold in here.

[00:23:36]>> My legs feel so hot.

[00:23:38]>> Omg.

[00:23:38]>> Well, you should feel hot. All that hot liquid came out your ass.

[00:23:47]>> Nice and warm.

[00:23:49]>> He say he's clear, so that's good.

[00:23:50]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:23:52]>> Till later. Uh oh. Sorry. Better eat first.

[00:24:01]But >> y'all hear my mama in there.

[00:24:06]>> The head honcho that made her her appearance to help a queen out.

[00:24:11]>> Okay.

[00:24:14]>> I feel like everybody need that mama.

[00:24:20]>> She was like, "You're going to cry your beautiful lashes off.

[00:24:27]I said that's fine. That's fine. Yeah.

[00:24:30]Yeah. I just got my epidural.

[00:24:33]10 out of 10 would not recommend. Okay.

[00:24:36]Anybody say that epidural do not hurt?

[00:24:38][ __ ] Yeah, it do. Okay. This is a crybaby. I don't care. So, my legs are numb. Um I'm waiting for her to come in and do the catheter. She's waiting.

[00:24:52]She's giving me a breath. I love her even. I love her. She She got good hospitality. I love her. It's like a hotel stay.

[00:25:02]She come in, check on the queen, make sure the queen good, make sure the queen got good, clean pads, and then she going to do the catheter.

[00:25:10]And then I'm going be able to use her instrument. So yeah, but right now I feel so drowsy.

[00:25:17]I don't know if this the epidural supposed to be doing this, but hey, hopefully the queen can get some good sleep. That's how I dialed it so fast with Ka.

[00:25:28]Yep. And then boom, it's going to be time to push. And then boom, my going to be here.

[00:25:34]But yeah, I'mma check back in with y'all. Bye y'all.

[00:25:42]Hey guys.

[00:25:45]So, it's currently 3:43, still May 5th, and I am currently 7 cm dilated.

[00:26:00]Um, how much you said, mama? 80 90% eaced like thinned out.

[00:26:08]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:26:10]>> And then, um, >> give them clothes. Yeah.

[00:26:17]>> Sorry if I got the shakes, y'all. I just, you know how the ep girl. So, right now, she got me on this peanut ball and she got me in this position to help baby girl come down a little bit more.

[00:26:33]And yeah, um I got the shakes. I'm hungry. I haven't really ate anything.

[00:26:43]Um Queen is very much hungry.

[00:26:46]Um >> yeah.

[00:27:01]>> Okay.

[00:27:02]>> Okay.

[00:27:07]>> So, yeah, we're going to be having a baby soon.

[00:27:13]like real real soon and then our lives just going to change forever once again.

[00:27:23]I'm going to have two daughters and yeah, I just cannot wait to meet her and smell her and see her face because I wonder who the hell she looks like. Is she going to look like me or is she going to look like her daddy?

[00:27:43]like that. And if she look like her daddy, she going back up in there. No, I'm just playing. But my lips is dry.

[00:27:52]I ain't had nothing to eat.

[00:27:54]I ain't had I only can drink water.

[00:27:57]Little bits of water.

[00:28:02]>> How you doing?

[00:28:04]>> Good. I just still feel like I have to [ __ ] But >> yay. Constant or come and go?

[00:28:09]>> Come and go. Okay.

[00:28:13]switch your position and then let me know if it becomes constant.

[00:28:16]>> Okay.

[00:28:20]>> You said okay let's turn you back onto your back.

[00:28:29]>> Okay.

[00:28:30]>> I'm going to sit you up. Okay. So now just rotate towards me. Okay.

[00:28:34]Yep. Good job. One more. And then kind of pull yourself up just slightly in the bed. Scoot yourself up. Use your legs.

[00:28:41]>> Oh, >> and just Yeah. Like scoot up. Yep. Just cuz you're kind of splashing.

[00:28:45]>> You're good.

[00:28:46]>> There you go. Okay. Perfect.

[00:28:49]>> Mom, you supposed to be helping me.

[00:28:51]>> Are you doing good?

[00:28:52]>> Get ready, girl.

[00:28:54]>> I'm here.

[00:28:59]>> You want to sleep?

[00:29:01]>> She couldn't sleep.

[00:29:03]>> Look at her.

[00:29:08]>> The little mama.

[00:29:11]Hi y'all. New parents over here.

[00:29:16]Look at >> my little fingers.

[00:29:30]>> You making that face a little cute.

[00:29:38]She like it was a ride.

[00:29:41]>> Can you lift your bottom up one more time just like you did?

[00:29:49]>> Yes. I'm trying to order a dinner for um patient in 5:32.

[00:29:55]>> Hey y'all. So it is currently >> 12:31 >> 5:33 >> and we have baby girl.

[00:30:04]>> Uh yes. Um, what was >> the Cajun chicken? Oh, she wanted the Tuesday sp I mean, yeah, Tuesday special. Cajun pasta.

[00:30:13]>> So, we have baby girl at >> What time did we have her? We had her at >> 4:05.

[00:30:25]>> So, she been in this world for an hour already.

[00:30:31]So yeah, she's over there with her peppy puppy.

[00:30:38]>> And I just got some lunch.

[00:30:45]>> Don't make her throw that camera.

[00:30:47]>> I would throw this camera at you.

[00:30:49]>> You will not.

[00:30:50]>> I wouldn't even care about breaking it.

[00:30:53]>> I'm just goinghead and eat some food because your girl is drowsy. I don't have no energy.

[00:31:04]And I got the shakes.

[00:31:06]So, and you know they come in here and press on your stomach with the bleeding and stuff. So, nice.

[00:31:22]over here.

[00:31:25]>> So, right now they feel good underneath the warmer because my baby got a high temperature.

[00:31:42]>> So, yeah, that's that. I push four or five pushes.

[00:31:48]>> Have no tears.

[00:31:51]What else?

[00:31:51]>> What's wrong?

[00:31:53]>> Um, >> oh, you ready to go to sleep, huh?

[00:31:57]>> Yeah, of course. I'll add pictures and stuff in here, but we really couldn't record cuz you had to be >> Oh, you gave birth to my second child.

[00:32:08]>> I'll be seeing ya.

[00:32:10]>> All right.

[00:32:13]So, >> I'mma see y'all when we get in our postpartum room. Right now it's just a wait. This is just for me to like post two hours and then we go to our room. So they trying to keep baby girl's temperature up because she's a little she's a little cold and my milk came in.

[00:32:35]So well it's coming in. Let me say that.

[00:32:40]Yeah.