Lost in Translation… One Awkward Moment After Another | Spanglish

Added: 2026-05-17

[00:00:00]I'M RUNNING OUT OF EXCUSES FOR THE LADY OF THE HOUSE.

[00:00:06]BUT MAN, BERNICE HAS finals tomorrow.

[00:00:08]She didn't need this one. And just the look on her face when she got the gifts.

[00:00:13]Like for ONE SECOND SHE THOUGHT ALL HER PROBLEMS WITH HER MOTHER HAD BEEN SOLVED.

[00:00:18]He appeared to be a good man, but to someone with first-hand knowledge of Latin macho, he seemed to have the emotions of a Mexican woman.

[00:00:35]She had no idea how to react except to flee.

[00:00:44]Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah. What are you doing?

[00:00:47]We're still moving.

[00:00:49]I'll take you all the way to the bus stop.

[00:00:54]You got to let me take you all the way.

[00:00:57]I I'll I'll take you.

[00:01:09]All the way.

[00:01:12]How weird was this ride?

[00:01:16]Sorry.

[00:01:18]Sorry.

[00:01:21]Yes, yes, you are released. Yes.

[00:01:24]All right.

[00:01:25]Bye-bye.

[00:01:31]All right.

[00:01:34]My mother wishes for me to represent exactly what she says, nothing else.

[00:01:38]What?

[00:01:40]Can I talk to you?

[00:01:42]You mean your mother?

[00:01:48]Yeah.

[00:01:50]Sure.

[00:01:53]You can talk to me.

[00:01:58]I don't have to sleep first?

[00:02:05]What's wrong? Come on. Come on. Sit down.

[00:02:11]I'm sorry.

[00:02:13]Did you give this money to my daughter?

[00:02:15]Okay, I I made a deal with the kids, all the kids.

[00:02:19]>> Oh, no. Disculpeme.

[00:02:20]>> OH, NO. PLEASE.

[00:02:24]YOU DON'T TELL OR ASK THE MOTHER WHEN YOU GIVE A CHILD A FORTUNE.

[00:02:29]IT'S PROBABLY on the beach for stones.

[00:02:33]What is the word for this? Sea glass.

[00:02:40]No, not the name for the stones.

[00:02:44]A name for the action, what you did.

[00:02:51]Oh, boy. Engreido's going to be rough.

[00:02:57]Smug.

[00:03:00]I had no idea it was going to amount to that much money. I thought sort of tops $50.

[00:03:15]But $50 is a lot of money.

[00:03:18]I I I know. I know.

[00:03:21]>> Just say it. JUST SAY IT.

[00:03:22]OH, I'm sorry.

[00:03:27]Come on.

[00:03:28]John.

[00:03:30]Any other line?

[00:03:31]Better wait a minute.

[00:03:34]What the hell's wrong? Nothing.

[00:03:37]Can I urge you in all hopelessness not to go in there?

[00:03:42]Deb?

[00:03:43]Deb?

[00:03:45]Deb?

[00:03:46]Deb?

[00:03:48]Where are you? Over here.

[00:03:54]Baby.

[00:03:56]What? Just stay there, John. What? What? What?

[00:04:05]It's We got what I got to do, but I I just got to get up the guts. Is it absolutely necessary to make it this this scary?

[00:04:15]Can you just Can you just say it?

[00:04:19]It's not so easy.

[00:04:21]Yeah, come on. It's me. We can talk.

[00:04:24]>> [snorts] >> Do I ever hope so? All right. Don't cry.

[00:04:29]All right. Don't cry. Cry. Cry. I'm sorry. [snorts] >> [sighs] >> Come on.

[00:04:35]What is it?

[00:04:40]I've been seeing another man for the last 11 weeks, and it was nothing, and I ended it tonight. At first it was just keeping an eye on the real estate market, and then it was What?

[00:04:52]Me being insecure and searching for some ridiculous >> Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:04:58]Um um I'm I'm missing what you're saying. I Hey.

[00:05:07]Okay, you can't you can't keep talking and expect me to follow it um when you start the way you did. Well, just what did you hear?

[00:05:20]There was a crack in the planet.

[00:05:23]Ooh, that was noisy.

[00:05:28]Oh, man. [sighs] This is an actual noise in my head.

[00:05:33]No kidding.

[00:05:34]I meant I meant it.

[00:05:37]If you talk that fast, I'm not going to hear you.

[00:05:40]There's a lot going through my mind right now.

[00:05:43]>> [snorts] >> Have you said what yet?

[00:05:50]Whether you slept with him.

[00:05:54]Well, so far I've just been talking about a flirtation because it's really important >> Have you said whether you had sex with another person because I really I'm I'm really I'm missing your words, so help me out here.

[00:06:06]I've been trying to explain that for the first 10 weeks You still haven't said it, right?

[00:06:12]Is this your way?

[00:06:14]>> Yes, yes, THIS IS MY WAY. THIS IS MY WAY of asking you whether or not you >> [snorts] >> Oh, man.

[00:06:25]Once I ask it Why is everything so darn confusing?

[00:06:33]Mhm.

[00:06:39]Isn't your mind racing, too?

[00:06:41]I would say my mind has evaporated.

[00:06:45]Feels pretty good.

[00:06:48]Like happy.

[00:06:51]Like happy.

[00:06:53]>> [laughter] >> Do you think that we last?

[00:07:02]I was just kidding around. I understand what you mean. No, I don't understand what I mean.

[00:07:10]>> [sighs and gasps] >> But it's getting late.

[00:07:17]Deb.

[00:07:18]There's responsibilities that entered your brain.

[00:07:26]Don't hide that from me.

[00:07:31]Don't hide that from me.

[00:07:34]Please.

[00:07:36]Yeah.

[00:07:37]Thank you. [music] You're right.

[00:07:41]I won't.

[00:07:42]You're great.

[00:07:45]You're great.

[00:07:48]>> [sighs] >> I know.

[00:07:54]No.

[00:07:59]There's some mistakes you cannot risk when you have children.

[00:08:09]Please.

[00:08:11]Are we ready to go? No, I'm not. I'm not.

[00:08:14]Stay put for a stay.

[00:08:17]Stay there.

[00:08:21]Once I feet touch that floor, I'm going to get too many brain cells back. Don't be in such a hurry.

[00:08:30]The floor [snorts] is going to eat us alive.

[00:09:13]I love you.

[00:09:15]What?

[00:09:17]Cuz I haven't >> [music]