How Katt Williams Accidentally Made Kevin Hart's Roast a Hit

Añadido: 2026-05-18

[00:00:00]Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know. I'm late to the party. And I didn't see the Mother's Day Mask Alive with Kevin Hart, the Shane Gillis, and the goat cat [music] Williams. But in my opinion, I give it a six out of 10. And that ass [ __ ] that The Rock was doing with his ball was weird and crunchy as [ __ ] And the vindication for [ __ ] Cat Williams was all over the stage. And Shane Gillis was begging Kevin Hart, "Please don't do it. Please." And the [ __ ] crowd was like, "Yeah, do it."

[00:00:32]So, Hollywood is now out of the [ __ ] closet ass first.

[00:00:37]But I ain't here for that.

[00:00:39]I'm really not.

[00:00:40]I'm here to um I guess give flowers to Kevin Hart.

[00:00:46]Maybe roses that smell like poo poo poo.

[00:00:50]I don't know.

[00:00:52]It depends on how you take this once you I get to the end of this.

[00:00:55]>> [music] >> But we going to start with the people I like. People that did good and the [ __ ] that did [ __ ] and have been there.

[00:01:00]>> [music] >> And Cat Williams was right. That [ __ ] wasn't the B team. That was the E team. Except for a few. Like Shane Gillis.

[00:01:10]Who is becoming slowly my favorite comedian.

[00:01:14]Not my favorite comedian. I'll say one of them.

[00:01:18]Cuz I see this guy cooking the leaks all the [music] time. He like a 6'3" white fat Cat Williams.

[00:01:25]It was like 3 hours of [ __ ] people I didn't know. Who the why the [ __ ] is he or she there? And unfunny women. And trust me, they was all [ __ ] unfunny.

[00:01:36]>> [music] >> Like Chelsea Handler, who looked like a bag of jack legs beef jerky. And Regina Hall, who looked like she had a stick with a large lemon stuck on the end of it up her ass all night. And Sherri Underwood playing her best role ever, the little black punching bag.

[00:01:51]And Teyana Taylor.

[00:01:53]>> [music] >> She was there for the same reason Cat was, for the check. And Liz Oh, she was probably the [music] funniest woman and was a good sport. And she looked like the emo Liz Oh.

[00:02:03]>> [music] >> She looked like the before and after as the before picture.

[00:02:08]And rest in peace to Pete Davidson's dad.

[00:02:12]Your dad was a hero.

[00:02:14]No jokes.

[00:02:15]Then my green [music] was up there mush mouth and it and [ __ ] Besides Kat and Shane, the best were >> [music] >> in this order. Tony Hinchcliffe who went so hard on black people in his segment.

[00:02:31]He deserved two tears on his face for the work he put in.

[00:02:36]Big Jay was cool.

[00:02:38]But the boy named Lynn, he was really funny.

[00:02:41]He was. I don't have to roast everybody.

[00:02:43]The boy was just funny. I liked him.

[00:02:46]Now, >> [music] >> if you want to get back to roasting, let's get back to roasting. Serena Williams, ah.

[00:02:52]Venus Williams, ah. Serena looked like she had a baby 15 minutes before she walked out on stage. [music] And Venus, she looking like [ __ ] Michelle Obama.

[00:03:01]She give me real Michelle Obama vibes like that man [ __ ] And she introduced and they introduced the gayest segment of the night.

[00:03:09]And he always said that he was friends with Patrice O'Neal. And I know if Patrice O'Neal could, he would have rolled out his [ __ ] grease all the way up to the door of the theater and to the [ __ ] door of [ __ ] Kevin Hart's dressing room and took a big fat zombie [ __ ] and rolled all the way back to the graveyard. So, what more can I say?

[00:03:30]The Rock, he wore a tutu as the tooth fairy.

[00:03:34]This [ __ ] asked Kevin Hart to suck his titty.

[00:03:37]>> Come on now, dog.

[00:03:39]Come on, man.

[00:03:41]Because he know that Kevin Hart who said he would never dress up as a female, put a whole little skirt on and little dress on with flowers and [ __ ] little stocking [ __ ] with his little shoes on, had bows in his hair. And behind closed doors, he know how Kevin get down. And you know who else know? Katt [music] Williams. So, shouts out to Kat who showed up.

[00:04:06]Shouts out to Shane Gillis who showed up. Shouts out [music] to Tony Hinchcliffe who showed up. Shouts out to Patrice O'Neal who rolled out of his grave and took a big zombie [ __ ] in Kevin Hart's [ __ ] dressing room.

[00:04:20]Shouts out to all y'all [ __ ] cuz it was funnyish.

[00:04:25]But, [music] it wasn't 3 hours worth.

[00:04:27]Tom Brady's was better.

[00:04:29]And I'll just say that.

[00:04:31]And there's no hating involved, trust me. I'm just being brutally honest.

[00:04:36]I just want y'all to know if y'all watch the [ __ ] it's funny.

[00:04:40]Like, if you skip past the females and Draymond Green and Pete Davidson and um the boy that came out there, the roast master, uh with the [ __ ] Eddie Murphy [ __ ] outfit on. If you go past a lot of these [ __ ] and if you stop before you get to the rock, you will enjoy it.

[00:05:02]I'm just saying.

[00:05:04]Like and subscribe if you want to. Come back if you want to. And yeah, I know I sound like And all of a sudden I heard SOMEONE GO, "CHARLIE MURPHY!"

[00:05:15]SO, THANKS FOR WATCHING.

[00:05:17]COME ON back like I said. Me and Charlie ain't waiting on you. And this gay ass [ __ ] right here, yeah. Look at that.

[00:05:25]That's real [ __ ] right there. That ain't acting.

[00:05:28]That's what goes on in the dark.

[00:05:31]So, will the real Charlie Murphy please [music] stand up?

[00:05:34]We need y'all to take me on up out of here.

[00:05:37]Like and subscribe like I said. Y'all closer started hanging out. My brother didn't do [music] any of this [ __ ] So, at night when Eddie would break out, we would all be doing the getting crazy and wild. If I was hanging with Rick, he he had this thing with me where he used to always like [ __ ] with me, man. I don't I don't know what what started it. Well, you know, he was hanging out with the big dogs, you know, and you know, Charlie didn't know he was doing crazy things and I had to straighten him out.

[00:06:03]Sometimes I had to go upside his head.

[00:06:05]Things like escalated to the point where, you know, my man got too familiar and I ended up having to whip his ass, man, you know, because, you know, he would step across the line.

[00:06:16]Habitually, he's a habitual line stepper.