Sony Just COOKED Valve... By Not Selling PlayStation Games on Steam?

Added: 2026-05-30

[00:00:01]Look, part of me wants to not dwell on the whole PlayStation stopping the PC ports thing. Like, I really do want to stop talking about that because I don't think it's that interesting. Like, yeah, okay, an insider said Sony's going to stop with the PC ports. I've said it a million times. I have no problem believing that Sony would stop the PC ports. It doesn't make any business sense, but sure, I can believe they would do that. I just don't think it's that interesting of a topic to talk about. But every time I think I'm done with the topic, they pull me back.

[00:00:32]And this time it's cuz perhaps the dumbest reason of all. So, for some [ __ ] reason, this nonsense got put on my Twitter feed the other day from a page called The Angry Vigilante Show.

[00:00:43]Who [ __ ] follows me? Not sure why.

[00:00:46]Quote, "Welcome to the Angry Vigilante Show, your go-to spot for all things gaming commentary. Please remember, never send hate to anyone featured in my videos. these V.

[00:00:59]No, I did not just have a stroke in the middle of that. He just forgot to finish the sentence that he was writing. And uh that's that's the that's the caliber of person we're dealing with here. But this dude or dude at or dude and a half, I really don't know. I just don't care anymore. I really thought this page was a troll at first, but um just let me dig into the material here and you'll see why I'm making the video still. I unfortunately don't think it's a troll and that's why I'm going to kill myself.

[00:01:28]But they posted a video of their own um and just, you know, tweeted out, quote, "Valve just got cooked by." That's not how you spell by. Valve just got cooked by PlayStation. Suffa Valve suffer. Let the port begging begin. And this is just indicative of the general PlayStation fanboy mindset of somehow PlayStation is have like like scoring some kind of big W over the PC by taking their exclusives off of the PC. But also the PC is not any kind of lost sale because you know PC gamers weren't buying the games like like let let me let me repeat that PlayStation was somehow simultaneously not selling any games on the PC but also it's a W to pull the PlayStation games off of the PC even though no one was buying them according to you. Like I don't even have to get into the facts here, you know? I don't even have to get into the facts. No printer. It doesn't matter because according to you, PlayStation was somehow simultaneously not selling games, but also getting a W against the PC by no longer selling the games that they were not selling. Am I do I do I have that right? And like, listen, I know that this angry vigilante guy is just one guy here, but like I just want to look through these tweets.

[00:02:53]I just want to share these with you because my god, I've said this about people in the past, but like like one of two things is happening here. Either one, you are genuinely this much of a delusional [ __ ] stick, and in that case, I'm going to make fun of you, or two, you are committing way too much time to the bit, in which case you're a delusional [ __ ] stick anyways, so I'm going to make fun of you anyways. So, I want you to take a look at this tweet, and I want you to take a look at my quote tweet, and we're just going to we're just going to look through responses and um this handsome young man's defenses of his position. Um because again, if you are trolling and all of this is just engagement bait, I don't think you spend this much time defending the original point. So, all right, [ __ ] it. Let's make fun of your defenses of the original point. I'm so glad that this is how you spend your time in. Before Joe, you're you're wasting your time making fun of this guy. I'm I'm like profiting off of this.

[00:03:57]I make money off of my content. He does not. Like, as someone who makes money off of content on the internet and looking at his viewership, I promise you, he's not making money off of this.

[00:04:09]So, either he actually is [ __ ] or he's pretending to be [ __ ] just for the love of the game. Either way, that's deserving of mockery. Let's begin. I mean, I quote tweeted the guy and said, "I like how according to PlayStation dudes, Sony was simultaneously not selling games on PC, but also keeping the PC afloat." And uh he actually responded to me and says, "Never said any of that." So, just keep in mind he never said any of that. Now, let's read his responses. Um, what the f Oz Reaper, what are you do? What do you keep doing in my comment section? Oz Reaper also responded to me. Little little side note here. says, "I love how all you whiny Xbox flip-flopped over to PC when your dog [ __ ] plastic box died." Dog, I've been on PC for a [ __ ] long ass time.

[00:04:50]Like, why do PlayStation dudes just all assume that PC players are former Xbox players? Like, yeah, some of us did have Xboxes. We also switched to PC way before any of the garbage with Xbox started happening. Like, maybe it's just a better platform. Like, why do we all have to be [ __ ] Xbox refugees or whatever? Like, it's so stupid. I've been on PC way longer than any of the Xbox shit's been going on. Most PC gamers have. It's just so low effort.

[00:05:17]Anyways, uh Crimson KV responds to the Angry Vigilante Show video post, which by the way, I might react to the video later in the video. Have I said video enough? I might react to it later. I kind of just want to die when I start watching it. So, I haven't really sat down to like soak it all in yet. I've been more so wanting to talk about just the way that he is talking. So, if this is the way boy be talking, then just wait until he actually starts talking like into a microphone. Uh, Crimson KB says, "So, the ports weren't selling well and they're no longer doing ports, so it's Sony losing out, not Valve." But then he responds and says, "No, it's Valve. It's less options for gamers."

[00:05:56]Which, like, here's here's the thing. Is it less options for gamers? Yeah, it is less options for gamers. But also, look at how you portray the information.

[00:06:05]Valve just got cooked by PlayStation.

[00:06:07]But according to people like you, PlayStation wasn't doing anything with Valve. That's the whole point. That's the whole comedy. Valve was making nothing off of PlayStation, according to you people, because PlayStation was making nothing off the PC, according to you people. But now it's somehow like Valve getting cooked by the games that weren't selling not being there. Like somehow that's that's a dig on Valve.

[00:06:31]Valve is doing just fine. Sony is the one that decided to take their ball and go home instead of fixing their dog [ __ ] strategies. But according to you, PlayStation pulling games off PC is a loss for Valve even though they weren't selling copies according to you [ __ ] people. Like this is like this is why it's funny. This is why it's funny. And in case you don't think he's a PlayStation fanboy, in case you think he's like actually just a [ __ ] businessman, Light Shadow Onyx responds to him and says, "How is Valve cooked by Sony supposedly leaving PC?" And then he says, "They will no longer get that PlayStation goodness." And Steven Schneider says, "In the end, the only one that loses is Sony, cuz you know, they could make a bunch of money on the PC if they weren't so terrible at being a PC publisher." But then you just say, "No, not at all." Which, you know, doing a great job defending your points. Doing a great job. Fantastic job defending your points. You say that PlayStation is cooking Valve. Valve is getting cooked by this, you know, and then people point out like, "Hey, actually, you know, it's it's kind of the the company that sells the games." If like if the company that sells games is not selling games, that's that's kind of a that's kind of a mark on the the company selling the games.

[00:07:45]know because Valve is having no problem selling games, Valve is having no problem making money. Meanwhile, basically every report that comes out about Sony is that the PlayStation brand is underperforming, not making a ton of money, and now they're just like cutting off another revenue source instead of improving the revenue source. Not sure like how anyone is the loser there except Sony. But you're just like, "No, no, actually." Okay, how? Well, because PlayStation greatness. Edmond says, "Don't worry, we can just emulate the five good PlayStation games." Uh, and then he says, "I think you mean piracy.

[00:08:21]So, you agree that the PCs has the games anyways?" Like, this this is not an argument against the point being made, but you're too stupid to realize that.

[00:08:30]You're saying that PC players don't have the games. Edmond says, "We can just emulate the games." And then your response is, "Yeah, well, that's piracy." Okay, so you agree that we can still do it? Like really? Kuroku says it's always the people making AI pictures like these that are in the wrong. It's a pattern. Cuz I mean I mean decent point. Look at this [ __ ] thumbnail. This is atrocious. This is a [ __ ] war crime. But then he says, "Oh, of course I was wondering when one of you guys would chime in. Of course people with low IQ can't combat me with real intelligence have to point out the AI thumbnails. Guess what? No one cares." Oh boy. This is real fun. You know what? Consider this video a prequel. consider it a prequel. I am going to do a live reaction to that video that you posted with the AI thumbnail that's dog [ __ ] and your defenses that are dog [ __ ] because again, I already know what your points are going to be because this is how you're defending them and this is how you're portraying the information. I already know what points you're going to make, but I will watch this video. I will respond to this video. I am going to kill myself once it happens, but I'm going to do it. You've convinced me.

[00:09:32]I'll bite the bullet and triple your viewership by acknowledging you exist on a channel that actually has viewership.

[00:09:37]I'm about to take a trip, so I need to bulk record videos anyways. So, guess what? This video was a prequel. And there might be a sequel because you're not my equal. Alvin and the Chipmunks, the squeakquel fist club time. Uncle Ben robs a man.

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[00:12:34]But uh you know, you know, might as well. Am I right, ladies? Okay. Toodle.