Fundamentalist Die Hard Aliens 💀

Hinzugefügt: 2026-05-26

[00:00:00]This is John's. I repeat, have you found him?

[00:00:03]>> Breaker breaker. I got your walkie-talkie, [ __ ] >> Are you doing die hard?

[00:00:08]>> Are you also >> more or less and my associate Frank >> Frank is definitely not doing a die hard?

[00:00:15]>> Because I killed him and it wasn't difficult.

[00:00:18]>> It's not every day one meets a fellow diehard enthusiast. Miss, >> call me Die Hard.

[00:00:24]>> Okay, tell me, what do you know about Die Hard?

[00:00:27]>> What do you care? Are you writing a book about Die Hard?

[00:00:30]>> As a matter of fact, I've written several.

[00:00:31]>> Every sentient civilization across the galaxy eventually develops the same myth.

[00:00:36]>> In Centuri, it's known as Towerman. And in Andromeda, it's called foolish to have imagined you'd be able to kill.

[00:00:46]>> Why isn't anyone attacking him? It's [ __ ] freezing out.

[00:00:49]>> I think it's the sign.

[00:00:50]>> Well, the sign from Die Hard 3 was clearly racist. But I think we went too broad. Everybody. Who is that offending?

[00:00:56]Everybody, I wish my brother was still