Laughing My A** Off At Funny Comment Sections

Añadido: 2026-06-04

[00:00:00]Hey everybody, welcome to the Dad Challenge podcast, Full Lid Friday.

[00:00:02]Thanks for joining me. I don't have a lot to talk about right now because I'm in Vegas and I did these videos a while ago and so really nothing has happened.

[00:00:09]I hope nothing crazy news has broken since I've been in Vegas. But if it has, I'm sure I'll cover it in Vegas. But today, I'm just going to do a couple of short ones that I've been saving for this and doing some funny reels and funny videos and comment sections because it's just fun. We just sometimes just get some fun and just shoot the breeze. You know what I mean? Get some slammer action. And it's funny cuz I'm wearing the Slimer shirt and I got a Ghostbusters over here. Isn't that funny? Anyway, let's get to the video.

[00:00:59]So, happy Friday everybody. Hope you're doing well. Right now, I'm in Vegas hanging out with Annie and doing some true crime con. Nothing. I'm I I I just came here. I didn't I'm not speaking.

[00:01:08]I'm not I'm probably only going to go to Annie's thing, her breakout session.

[00:01:12]Basically, I came here for the food and the Wizard of Oz because Annie had got a box for us because she's she spoils me.

[00:01:19]She's such a Annie's goat. Okay. Nobody beats Annie. Before I get started, guys, I want to let you know that I have another channel. If you didn't know, it's called Josh Goes Off. And it's me reacting just like I do here, but to Body Cam. Okay, so I'm going away right now. We're going to put the thing right up here, and it's in the description below, and it's in the pin comment as well, if I remember. Please go subscribe to that channel. If you like my takes on things, if you like my humor, my funniness, and all that kind of stuff, and my whatever my reactions, that is so much fun. Josh goes off as a channel. I need you to subscribe to it. I want you to go watch it. It's really, really fun.

[00:01:50]I'm having a ton of fun over there.

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[00:02:04]ANYWAY, all that to say, here are some videos that I've been kind of saving for a little bit. And uh first one is this lady here, Stephanie Vavin. Apparently, she is a child exploer who exploits a child with special needs. and she got a little upset that people were leaving comments because you're on the internet butt crack. This is what happens. You're going to get comments. But listen to what she has to say >> that cuz it was just like I have no words. So I just uploaded a video just like of my event a draft and just thought I can't I can't come on and talk cuz I'm just so pissed off.

[00:02:42]>> Pissed off.

[00:02:43]>> I pissed off. I don't even know. Is that Scottish? Irish.

[00:02:48]>> I've got a lovehate relationship with social media. I >> a lovehate relationship.

[00:02:52]>> It's given me a life that I could have never imagined for my children, >> but it is also just wild. Like, who >> we like her accent, I'm not going to lie.

[00:03:05]>> Who is body shaming a disabled child?

[00:03:08]>> Nobody's body shaming a disabled child.

[00:03:09]You're putting this kid on the internet.

[00:03:11]I don't even know her story. I just Someone sent this to me and I just said I saved it in my little file. Um, but don't put your child on the internet there. Like the thing you're the most mad about is when someone body shames your child, right? Which is gonna happen. This is what happens. There's literally billions of people on the internet. Out of billions of people, there's going to be millions of [ __ ] okay, who just hate everything in the world and will even comment in kids. But you're more mad about that than the fact that there literally millions of predators watching your child, too. But this is what makes you mad, not the other thing. Really? beyond me. Who is sitting talking about a child in that way? A child. My son has just turned seven.

[00:03:50]>> Again, not mad at the ones who are sitting there doing other things with pictures of your children. Just them talking about the content that you put out there, by the way, to leave open for comment sections for people to comment on. Like, how dumb are you?

[00:04:05]>> Like, give yourself a wobble. look at yourself in the mirror this morning and say mirror >> I am sitting gossiping and chatting [ __ ] on the internet about a child.

[00:04:17]>> Okay. Well, I'll one up you there, Stephanie. I need you to look in the mirror, okay? And look at yourself in the mirror and say, "I exploit a child for social media content. I make money exploiting my special needs kid on the internet." And I like really take a hard look at yourself, okay? And tell me you think that's okay. in this day and age, the dangers that we know about it, the dangers of social media, the dangers of AI, the dangers of privacy concerns out there. Tell me that you think that that's okay, right? You can get pissed at all, and you should. If if someone's making fun of your kids, you should be pissed about that. Okay, I get that. I understand that. But I also need you to look in the mirror and and and ask yourself that question. But something tells me you won't do that.

[00:04:55]>> One, I do not know. Two, I do not know anything that's going on with his health. Three, >> what?

[00:05:01]>> I'm a [ __ ] Like, >> hello People with different accents say [ __ ] I love it. [ __ ] >> You are an absolute. You're the you know that like the bottom of the tank like the the bottom feeders. You lot that do that to my son or to any child.

[00:05:19]>> You're the bottom of the bottom of the pits.

[00:05:21]>> Okay. So yes, I agree with you in this.

[00:05:24]But now you know that they exist. You know they have always existed. And so your choice is to continue to put your child in content where bottom of the pit, bottom feeder [ __ ] can make can make comments about it and talk about it. So that's your solution here, not just protecting your child because these people will always exist. And some of these influencers out there who who what they'll say is like, well, it shouldn't.

[00:05:49]Well, I I agree with you. In a perfect world, it shouldn't. But do we live in a perfect world or do we live in a world full of dick holes? Okay, including you.

[00:05:58]Because the answer is we live in a world full of dick holes. And so your answer should be, look, it's unavoidable. So I'm not going to put my son or my child in front of these types of people for them to consume and make fun of. That's what you have to do. Sorry. That's the way the internet is and you're dumb.

[00:06:15]>> Of social media like, and you can call me anything you want. I would never ever do that. No, but you'd exploit a child, which is arguably worse in my opinion, which is a form of abuse, by the way, where many countries all over the world and states in the US and Canada, everybody's looking at this thing. Okay, we got to stop this. This is I think this showing minors on the internet is coming to an end very, very soon. I think within the next 5 years, you're going to see lawmakers force social media content creators and social media platforms themselves to be like, "No more minors, not allowed anymore.

[00:06:50]It's going to it's coming down the pike soon." And so I need you to to to to know that. I need you to to to to to understand that that's what's happening in the world. And you you get mad at these people, these bottom feeders, but you are often bottom feeder. Just so you know, if if you can't make content without your child, okay, and make money doing it without a child exploiting a child, then you're the [ __ ] hole that no one wants to see. So do my do do us all a favor and test this theory. Take your child out of your content and see if it makes it. And if it doesn't, it means they're not there for you. They're there for your child, which is creepy. And you're the [ __ ] >> Wow, you guys are crazy to pray. You need to go to church. You need to >> literally do some selfhealing. And I actually >> And do you think that you need to do some self-healing and and repenting for exploiting your child? Like you never you're not saying anything about that. Like I I want to know your take on the exploitation of children on the internet because that's bad. Really bad.

[00:07:51]>> Feel so sorry for you. Like I actually feel really really sorry for these people.

[00:07:57]>> You don't.

[00:07:58]>> Well, do you know what?

[00:07:59]>> I don't feel sorry for anybody.

[00:08:01]>> You should feel sorry for your child.

[00:08:03]>> Like you know talks about religions >> stuff and I obviously um I actually look and I think you know what? Never ever hate someone else. Like never hate them.

[00:08:14]Just go. They must be doing it for a reason. You need >> hurt people. Hurt people >> healed. Like you need healed. You need literal therapy.

[00:08:24]>> You need selfhealing in here because that is not right behavior.

[00:08:29]>> That is not >> too loud. You're doing too many doctor noises.

[00:08:32]>> Not right. It is absolutely morally wrong.

[00:08:37]>> You know what else is morally effing wrong?

[00:08:40]Say it with me, everybody. exploiting children on the internet for money, especially kids with special needs.

[00:08:47]That's like a special place in hell. I don't know what Irish hell looks like, but I'm sure it's full of potatoes or something. Burnt potatoes or potatoes.

[00:08:55]>> Just looking.

[00:08:56]>> Is that Ireland? Is that Scotland?

[00:08:58]What's Scotland known for? Hills and rain. And Ireland's Ireland is potatoes.

[00:09:01]I know that for sure. Is she Irish? If this is the world we live in now, like literally >> I am so terrified for my son. So terrified.

[00:09:13]>> You're terrified, but you you continue to use them on the internet. So you're not that terrified. Obviously, it's not working.

[00:09:18]>> Women, mothers sitting chatting [ __ ] about him. I got sent it yesterday and I am disgusted.

[00:09:28]Like >> not enough to take a kid off the internet. You're not going to learn this lesson, are you?

[00:09:32]>> Disgusted.

[00:09:34]What the hell are you making? This looks gross.

[00:09:38]Corn.

[00:09:40]>> You know what? It's not often, right?

[00:09:42]There's [ __ ] written about me all the time. And I actually take no, as in Scotland, we would say, we take no heed of it, right?

[00:09:48]>> Oh, she's Scottish. Damn it.

[00:09:51]Does she live in a castle?

[00:09:53]>> Gossip is Yeah, gossip. I don't really care. Half these people.

[00:09:58]>> Clearly, you do care.

[00:09:59]>> People are idiots. But when it comes to this little boy and you are literally fat shaming him, you all want to take an absolute >> Why would you focus more on this anyway?

[00:10:10]The kid is clearly not. Why would you give them a Why would you give their voice a platform than on your thing? You should have just shut your mouth about is what you should have done.

[00:10:17]>> yourself like you just want to actually Are you mocking me? Are you You want to take a look at yourself? You actually >> as well take a look at yourself though.

[00:10:26]to take a look at dude that they want to take an absolute hard look at themselves. I hope you feel guilty as [ __ ] all day.

[00:10:33]>> Shut up, dumbass. And here's the comments. This is what kind of drove me.

[00:10:37]So, stop exploiting him online and people can't comment. You can raise awareness without compromising security dignity like you currently do, right?

[00:10:45]So, maybe she's changed her mind. Amen.

[00:10:46]Someone says, "Or maybe people could stop themselves from commenting on children." Again, this you can't you can't just be like, "Well, maybe the world should be a utopia of amazing people." It's never gonna be that.

[00:10:58]Just fam clapping. Never gonna happen.

[00:11:02]There's never not going to be P3DOS's in the world. Danger. There's not. It's always going to be this way. Has been since literally Kane and Abel. Okay?

[00:11:11]It's never going to happen. So, shut the [ __ ] up. That is a pie in the sky answer. It does not solve anybody's problem. Here's what you do. You assess the dangers that exist and you act accordingly. Okay? You can't be like, "Well, I'm going to go into an African safari wearing meat on my neck and hope a lion doesn't attack me because that's in their nature." The nature exists.

[00:11:33]You're going to mitigate your response based on the dangers and you're going to change your mind and change your activities and change your behavior to match that. Right. Right. So, shut the [ __ ] up. I hate when people say that.

[00:11:47]Well, or people could be nice. You're right, I guess, but it's not going to happen. Wanker, there's the Where's the proof that anyone made these comments unless Steph posts them? Why is that your first thought, you strange person?

[00:11:58]What I think what is sad here is the fact that you are using your son's disability as a deflection towards the truth coming up regarding your behavior towards people and this imaginary story you've made up that goes to show how low you are prepared to go to protect your image and you you will and the pill popper need to take the and the pill popper need to take a hard look yourselves. What? Don't put your son on social media. My son's 6 years old, non-verbal. I would not make videos because of the trolls. Can't put my child on social media for views and oh my god, nobody knows how to use a comma in Scotland apparently. Can't come on and talk. Proceeds to stand and talk shite. Steph, I've written about 20 comments. It's best I don't comment.

[00:12:34]See, everybody's nobody's on her side here. Screenshot the comments so we can all see. That's a disgrace. Stop putting them out there for random people to comment. It's really that simple. Where are you seeing people saying this vile stuff? I don't really know her content at all. Uh, she's got 711,000 likes and one of her top videos here is 3 million is look what she has jizz on her face.

[00:12:54]That's literally this is what she did this for.

[00:12:56]>> Why else would you do this, >> right? Cuz you did this because you wanted to get views on it. So this woman is willing to bring this type of attention to her because any kind of attention is good for her. Good marketing techniques. Does it contain fragrance? I thought this was a Bonnie Blue thumbnail when I first looked. Like see like again like you're just you're you're you're shite is what you are.

[00:13:16]Okay. You're just shite. Now is her is her content kid focused? No. But and I'm glad it's not to be honest with you. Uh but it's just your standard shitty ass influencer with shiny skin opening Louis Vuitton packages. I'm so sick of these people. I'm so sick of influencers that are like this with shitty tattoos. But the take about your child is like, you know what, keep your child off the internet. If you want to be famous, cool. Go for it. But don't put your child in the content. Okay? your botched ass boob job looking weirdo that puts jizz cream on your face. Nobody likes you. Okay, so uh Stephanie Vavon, you get douche influencer of the day.

[00:13:50]Congratulations.

[00:13:57]All right, let's move on to another story here. This one is I pissed off a comment section again.

[00:14:03]Now it's an I don't know what her name is. Lesie Gail Gail Elms. Lesie Gail Elms. Okay, 2 years ago, this video went viral for all the wrong reasons. Now, she's reposting this because it went viral once and she wants to go viral again. And so, this is what people do.

[00:14:17]They go viral for something and then they want to try it again because, you know, they didn't capitalize on it enough or something like that. Um, this is a content creator with 9,000 followers. Not she's not a big creator at all, but she went viral a little while ago and she wanted to do it again.

[00:14:29]Straight up. That's literally all this is. And this is her in a pool with her kid.

[00:14:46]No, it's just for attention. So, 35.1 million views and 20K hateful comments later, turns out not everyone thought it was funny. Now, I mine wasn't really a hateful comment cuz obviously you shouldn't be putting your kid in a bathing suit on the social media, but that wasn't my comment. But I pissed I love trolling people, but I said this is how you create irrational fears in your children. Congrats. 2500 likes, 164 comments, and of course, they're all going to be in support of me. I love trolling people on on on Instagram. It is one of my favorite pastimes because I got 2500 likes, only 100 comments. So, the likes are the one I'm really focused on because I'm like, am I I'm right on with this. Because, let's be real, and this is something I'm upset with my wife over as well because my wife has an irrational fear of spiders, of bugs in the house. She can't go to sleep if there's literally a fly anywhere in the house. Okay. I bought her a bug assault gun, which is like this gun that has salt in it. So, bug ass salt. Get it?

[00:15:40]Salt. And it shoots bugs with salt. It's pretty cool. She likes it. Um, and you know, I'll kill if I kill bugs things. You know what I'm saying? Just saying. I do not have an irrational fear. I have a I have a fear of heights, but I would never act like that on heights. But if my kid ever gets near like, you know, the edge of Niagara Falls, I will literally cringe inside my body. I will never overreact though because this is actually how you create irrational fears in your children. Like your children sees how you act. Children mirror their parents. I don't know if you know that, right? Like they're very susceptible. So if your kid is scared of bugs because you freaked out like this, that's your fault. Now I don't know if it's always that way, okay? But like this is this is true. And so my my kids are scared of bugs because I'm because Kathy freaks when there are bugs. And she she disagrees with me on this one though. She's like no that's not the reason. I'm like probably the reason.

[00:16:33]Okay. Now I don't know if there's psychology behind it. But that's what I'm saying. So that's why I wrote here.

[00:16:37]I said this is how you have an irrational give your irrational fears to your children if it isn't a wasp want if it is if it isn't if it's a wasp wanting to sting you. Now wasp unless you're okay. I can understand the irrational fear if you are deathly allergic to bees. He can't see without his glasses.

[00:16:53]I get that. Okay, now that is something.

[00:16:55]Yeah, I would be like, "Okay, well, if that's going to kill you." I also would run and scream and go into the water.

[00:17:01]That's different. This lady's not deathly allergic to bees, though. She's just scared of bugs. It probably wasn't even a bug. Anyway, someone else writes, "Except it wasn't a wasp. It was a bee, and they only sting as a very last resort." And you know, bees will just leave you alone. You know that, right?

[00:17:12]Wasps generally, too. If you're swapping at a like swatting at a wasp, they might come at you. But if you just kind of leave them alone, they're not going to bug you. Truly, they really aren't. Bees especially aren't going to bees are nice. Bees are your friends. Bees are our friends of the world. Wasps, not so much. But bees are friends. Okay? You can have bee friends. And so they're not going to bug you if you don't leave them and just leave them alone. Okay. Um, so you get these comments like these people. God forbid. God forbid a girl wants to have fears. God forbid we have fears ourselves. And in all my fears of doing just this because I've seen a bug.

[00:17:45]Neither of my kids are afraid of bugs, but they both actually love bugs. I don't care what you have to say. Okay, I'm right and you're wrong. Um, it doesn't matter either way if she was stung. She could have been seriously injured just because you don't mind dying from a stink doesn't look at this.

[00:17:57]Anyway, people just get super upset with me about this comment section. But again, it's just an example of another influencer wanting to go famous and went viral for something and just kind of capitalizing on that thing. But let me know what you think below in my in my trolling session here. Am I right or am I wrong? I'm right. And again, more comments. And this is you showing how you don't understand.

[00:18:16]Shut up, dumbass. The kid laughed, but okay.

[00:18:21]Crazy seeing here. I love your videos.

[00:18:23]The child see her mom playing in splashing water. Spashing. Splashing water. Oh, internet. What's irrational about that? Bees actually sting. But it's just it's again, you're not going to die unless you're literally allergic to bees. Then again, which I've already covered. If you are deathly allergic to bees, then I understand this. But if you're not allergic to bees and you just like a little beasting isn't that bad.

[00:18:43]You'll be all right. Like two seconds.

[00:18:45]The pain goes away in one second. You'll be fine. Or survival skills from a bee.

[00:18:50]These people are like, "Do you think bees like sting your butthole or something?" Like, what do you think's going to happen when you get a bee sting? It seems you have no phobias at all and you're unaware of how uncontrollable this is. I have a fear.

[00:19:02]Again, I can do heights. I used to be deathly afraid of heights and I took a job building green houses and I was forced to overcome my fear. I can do heights and just not good at it. I can still do them though, right? But yeah, I know what a fear is. I get that. But like, you know, calm your [ __ ] a little bit. Remember that girl that said she has an uncontrollable phobia, a metaphobia where she can't hear barfing and she kicked her kid out into the into the driveway and stuff like, I mean, she dealt with it. You know, she said she hung out with all day, so shut up.

[00:19:29]Anyway, it's just a unnecessary argument throughout it all Instagram and it was awesome. But let me know what you think below. Am I right? I'm right. Right.

[00:19:36]Okay. Here's another good story of the day. Okay. It's PewDiePie. And if you don't know who PewDiePie is, he is probably one of the most original, most famous YouTubers of all time until Mr. Beast came along and dethroned him. But PewDiePie was a streamer, gamer guy who made millions and hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars on YouTube streaming, just being a guy with opinions doing like he's kind of the original one of the original trailblazers for what I do right now, basically. Um, and so this is this title is YouTuber PewDiePie and his wife will end their family vlogs to protect their son's privacy. This is great news. I I was I didn't even know he had a family vlog to be honest with you. But I'm glad he's like he again the he's got one of the trailblazers of YouTube and sees how dangerous YouTube is and take taking his kid off. So PewDiePie says he and his wife Marzia will stop making family vlogs later this year to protect their son Bjorn Jor Bjorn privacy. In a recent YouTube video, PewDiePie explained that their son is getting older and they want him to decide for himself later in life if he wants to be online. And so here's his channel. Probably been around since How long has this guy been around? 2010.

[00:20:37]So, 16 years this guy's been on social media. 110 million subscribers and only 4.6,000 views, which is kind of crazy if you think about it. Um, how many views does he have? 229 billion views. This guy has made generational wealth on YouTube. And, uh, here's the video. He says, "An ending the vlogs." And maybe I'll take a look at this one day and do a cover on it, but 1.2 million views.

[00:20:57]April 23rd, a month before that, 1.7 million views. But it's about his child, right? He gets still an insane amount of views. And he doesn't even need to do it. He just doesn't. And so train my own AI. Like he still does videos, but only he does it on his terms. He doesn't need to do it and he just he just does it cuz he loves it. That's kind of cool. But I want to just give a shout out to PewDiePie for making the right choice and uh protecting his child. If he wants to be a part of it, he should be his choice later in life. I think PewDiePie wouldn't want this for his kid. And his kid doesn't need to, right? There like an ad on that. Anyway, just a good good story here with PewDiePie. someone who knows the danger of the internet, understands it all, and has made a choice to protect his kid. And I think we should give him a big props for that.

[00:21:38]This person, I have zero clue who these people are. PewDiePie. Now, I can tell you this. I've never seen a PewDiePie video as long as I've ever lived. But I know who he is. Like, don't be so stupid. But good. That's a great story.

[00:21:49]I don't really have anything else to talk about. And so, let's just look for funny videos on the internet like this one.

[00:21:56]Bro went from scream to scary movie. I am [ __ ] Why is that so funny?

[00:22:09]It's one of the most dangerous streets in all of Los Angeles. And now it's awesome.

[00:22:19]Keeps going. Just pieces out. That's hilarious. There's this guy who has this page. I don't even know why this is so funny, but okay. This one is a guy. Hey, his wife's waking up saying her water broke, but he must be in the deepest sleep that has ever existed.

[00:22:37]I'm joking.

[00:22:40]>> What is the helicopter arrive?

[00:22:44]>> You're joking.

[00:22:44]>> My wife joking.

[00:22:46]>> No, I'm not. You're joking.

[00:22:48]>> Look, you joking.

[00:22:52]>> Oh my gosh. It's coming out of me.

[00:22:56]Turning the wind turbine off so he can hear is hilarious.

[00:23:01]Girl, why is he he's a tornado?

[00:23:08]Why is he skydiving in bed? That's probably his dream. What kind of fan do you have on you? Why does he sleep with a leaf blower on his nightstand?

[00:23:21]Why does he sleep next to a Boeing 747?

[00:23:26]A lot of chicken >> joking.

[00:23:28]You're joking.

[00:23:29]>> No, I'm not.

[00:23:30]>> I can't stop watching. He can't process this info while in a cat five hurricane.

[00:23:36]>> Look, you joking.

[00:23:41]That's awesome, bro. I almost did something I might have regretted.

[00:23:50]If a man and a woman had a baby, cake is cake, even with a candle.

[00:23:59]>> What is the legs? Holy [ __ ] I love this stuff.

[00:24:13]Girl, do you even have six Mondays left?

[00:24:19]How do you even make jeans that skinny?

[00:24:23]>> Ask Santa for some legs.

[00:24:29]>> I'm about to tell you why date nights are not the time to talk to your partner about unresolved issues.

[00:24:36]>> Nice try, vampire ghost of Van Go on the all carrot juice diet. I'll be the judge of that.

[00:24:47]Thanks, Chuck. Norris Veratu.

[00:24:53]He's been a marriage counselor for over 500 years.

[00:25:01]I don't take advice from stained Tupperware.

[00:25:14]Oh, it looks like he donates blood every 30 minutes.

[00:25:25]Seth Green looking.

[00:25:32]I know a retired Batman villain when I see one. Oh my god.

[00:25:41]Oh.

[00:25:43]Oh my gosh, that was awesome.

[00:25:48]That hurts, right? Even if you got a taco, because it hits the bone, right?

[00:26:15]I want to ask you something and I want you to be honest with yourself only.

[00:26:28]Am I the only one wondering how this man folds his bed sheets?

[00:26:35]That's incredible.

[00:26:37]>> The people who thought about what I'm about to say.

[00:26:40]>> Oh, this man should be sponsored by Shoulders.

[00:26:44]>> If you comment some horses >> Oh, you know he looks like he looks like Captain Underpants.

[00:26:48]>> I'm not going to take you serious, >> bro. Will never be hanged.

[00:26:51]>> If you comment some dumb [ __ ] >> calculate where your goatee should be.

[00:26:58]Oh, >> I'm not going to take you serious.

[00:27:01]>> No.

[00:27:02]>> But I really want you to ask yourself, >> bros built like the Snapchat logo.

[00:27:12]>> Did I fail you as a creator?

[00:27:17]>> Or did y'all fail me? Yes.

[00:27:19]>> I don't even know what this guy's been saying.

[00:27:20]>> I want to ask you something.

[00:27:21]>> That was awesome.

[00:27:22]>> Uh, yeah, dude. I said I wanted a mullet and that's what the barber gave me.

[00:27:32]>> There's no way that's true. There is no way.

[00:27:37]The far one look sick. My lord.

[00:27:44]Oh, maybe they didn't hear you correctly.

[00:27:51]Oh. Oh, my stomach.

[00:27:55]You're late for a chess match. Oh, if you haven't seen that show, by the way, go see it. I think it's called The Queen's Gambit. It's one of my favorite shows of all time.

[00:28:05]His hair, his mustache.

[00:28:13]He dropped this li is it called a liar.

[00:28:19]Liar. How many shillings did you pay for this pet?

[00:28:27]Looks like he rides with Robin Hood. Oh, he gave you the one two buckle my shoes special.

[00:28:42]That's not a mullet. That's a Hamlet.

[00:28:48]Tom Foolery in the front, Navery in the back.

[00:28:52]Oh.

[00:28:54]Oh my gosh.

[00:29:01]Does thou feel Bonita?

[00:29:08]Oh, woo.

[00:29:14]Pins in the front, Renaissance in THE BACK.

[00:29:19]ME LOOKING LIKE THE JACK OF HEARTS.

[00:29:27]OH. OH.

[00:29:30]OH.

[00:29:34]OH.

[00:29:38]Do you know the muffin man?

[00:29:45]Oh, go to the Renaissance fair immediately.

[00:29:49]Oh my god, his pronouns are he and thou.

[00:29:54]The barber shop on Drury Lane.

[00:30:01]Oh my gosh.

[00:30:04]Oh man, this one was good.

[00:30:12]I want to be this guy's friend.

[00:30:14]>> What we got?

[00:30:14]>> Sure hope I don't get syphilis from eating this raw cookie dough.

[00:30:18]>> Syphilis.

[00:30:21]>> Syphilis.

[00:30:24]>> But go ahead.

[00:30:27]>> Pretty sure it's syphilis.

[00:30:30]>> Dude, some men out there telling her that's how she caught it.

[00:30:37]>> It's so true. Daringly, please DM me. I found your wallet.

[00:30:45]>> Let's just get into it.

[00:30:48]>> This is me. Please trust me. It's got a bunch of money in it.

[00:30:54]>> Gary brother.

[00:31:04]I will give this one.

[00:31:07]That's actually funny.

[00:31:13]>> That's That's actually That's actually funny. Let's be real.

[00:31:18]>> All the men relationship when I if not I 6,400 comments.

[00:31:31]Sniper will have TO ZOOM OUT.

[00:31:34]ALL RIGHT. WHAT'S UP?

[00:31:49]Sniper will have to zoom out. Holy [ __ ] Oh my gosh. This barber uses a taxi to get to the other side of his head.

[00:31:59]Oh my gosh. I can't. Let's go.

[00:32:06]What's happening here? What is going on?

[00:32:23]That's my lawyer. I've been in jail 90% of my life.

[00:32:28]It look like a lamb.

[00:32:37]Oh my god.

[00:32:38]>> Every day you don't ever have to worry about me cheating.

[00:32:42]>> I'm with you for a reason.

[00:32:45]>> Thank you. Microwave Justin Bieber.

[00:32:53]If a pen was a person.

[00:32:59]Wow. Subaru commercials are getting out of hand. Oh my gosh, how do I delete someone's real?

[00:33:10]Thank you. Wise Ellen the Bieber.

[00:33:17]Oh my gosh.

[00:33:22]This little dude keeps coming up in my feed.

[00:33:26]Oh my gosh. Can't take my husband on road trips because we still have another 4 hours of this and I've got to listen to this the entire time.

[00:33:38]You can eat an apple through a chain link fence.

[00:33:45]You got uppercase gums and lowerase teeth. If wet food in the sink was a person.

[00:33:51]>> I have a question for girls. How does the How does the pad stay there? Is the pad sticky?

[00:33:57]>> Yes, there's so you peel off the underside and it sticks to your underpants.

[00:34:01]>> There a harness.

[00:34:02]>> Okay, >> harness.

[00:34:03]>> This is one of my favorite comment sections of all time. So, this particular video, the comments for our harness.

[00:34:09]>> We clinch really hard to hold it. We staple it.

[00:34:16]We have It has helicopter wings on the bottom and it constantly flies. Is there a harness?

[00:34:22]>> Yes. Which brings us to this video.

[00:34:24]>> Yeah, for sure. A lot of guys don't know this, but pads actually come with this little like harness thing in the box.

[00:34:28]You can also order them separately.

[00:34:31]>> Men are so dumb. Teach your boys, okay?

[00:34:33]Don't be so silly. That's funny, though.

[00:34:39]>> Hey, you got to be quick, buddy.

[00:34:47]God can't just be making anyone NOWADAY MOD.

[00:35:12]This is America.

[00:35:14]>> Yeah, dude. I said I wanted >> Did you guys see the comments for this video?

[00:35:20]>> I think I've seen this video. He sings uh what's the song by Keith Sweat. I loved that song growing up, by the way, which is had no business listening to Keith Sweat when I was that age. But I loved this song.

[00:35:41]>> The ladies That song is good.

[00:35:56]>> This is a Carnival Cruise Line, by the way.

[00:35:58]>> All right, Tyler, go explore the ship and find new friends. Pilot Ben.

[00:36:03]>> How does a white boy get into a situation like this asking for me?

[00:36:09]>> So, this white dude's getting a haircut at the barber shop. It's like Ethan Klein, >> right? Got a little long in the back.

[00:36:14]Uhoh.

[00:36:15]>> Uhoh.

[00:36:17]>> Uhoh.

[00:36:19]>> People are saying [ __ ] like from Will Frell to Will for real.

[00:36:26]Came in on tech support, left on chat support.

[00:36:32]I love how they laugh.

[00:36:33]>> How bad are it?

[00:36:35]>> Ciao. Guys, let's go get an Italian breakfast. Now, today we're trying a bar that's almost This girl is everywhere now. What is 1.7 million comments or views? Oh my goodness.

[00:36:51]Straight to the comments.

[00:36:55]She smiled and I had to turn my phone sideways.

[00:37:03]Oh my god.

[00:37:05]Oh my gosh. All right. Anyway, I thought that was kind of fun. That was pretty fun, actually. I should do what a lot more of those. I feel way better after doing that. Just laughing for a few hours. So funny.

[00:37:19]Oh, my stomach hurts and my cheeks hurt.

[00:37:22]That's a good thing. I hope yours do, too. Everybody take a deep breath.

[00:37:26]Also, don't forget to go follow me and Josh goes off because we're having lots of fun over there and I like to see you over there, okay? Cuz you're nice and amazing, incredible, and valuable. Don't forget it cuz you're some kind of something and someone has a crush on you. And I'll see you later.

[00:37:38]Heat.

[00:37:50]Heat.