Stranger Than Fiction: The Most Unhinged Cruise Passengers Ever Documented

Added: 2026-05-13

[00:00:00]What happens to perfectly rational adults when you remove their daily routines and float them three miles offshore? The rules of society simply dissolve. These 12 documented cases explore the bizarre psychology of cruise travel when temporary anonymity, disrupted sleep, and an all-inclusive buffet convince people that common sense is completely optional.

[00:00:22]One, Richard, a 62-year-old retired homeowners association president from Nevada, boarded a premium European cruise with a deeply ingrained belief that any space without strict enforcement is destined for pure anarchy. By day two of the 12 Mediterranean itinerary, Richard decided the ship's crew was simply too relaxed, so he appointed himself the vessel's unofficial compliance officer. He didn't announce this to anyone. He merely emerged from his cabin on Tuesday morning wearing a neon yellow high vvisibility vest and carrying an aluminum clipboard he had brought from home. Richard began his patrols on the lido deck, silently pacing around the main pool with a retractable tape measure to ensure exactly 24 in of clearance between each lounger. If a passenger had slightly nudged their chair into the sun, Richard would calmly approach, hook the end of his tape measure to the plastic armrest, pull it taut, sigh heavily, and drag the chair back to its legal position while the occupant was still [music] sitting in it. The situation escalated rapidly when he moved his operations to the lunch buffet. He stood rigidly at the end of the carving station, timing how long passengers hovered over the roasted turkey. If someone took longer than 10 seconds to make a decision, Richard would uncip a pen and write them a formal citation on the back of a blank bingo card, handing it over with a stern warning about flow disruption.

[00:01:47]The sheer confidence of his high viz vest confused both the guests and the junior crew members, many of whom assumed he was a corporate auditor from the head office, and actually started straightening up their stations when they saw him approaching with his clipboard. The absolute peak of Richard's reign occurred during a port day in Naples. He marched up to the guest services desk, slapped a stack of 27 handwritten bingo card citations on the marble counter, and demanded to speak to the captain regarding multiple severe infractions of spatial awareness in sector [music] 4. The guest services manager patiently listened to Richard's detailed breakdown of how the hot tub bubbles were operating at an unauthorized frequency. The manager was just about to gently ask Richard to return to his cabin when the man standing directly behind Richard in line tapped him on the shoulder. Richard turned around and instinctively tried to hand a citation for improper queuing to a man who unfortunately for Richard turned out to be the actual regional maritime health inspector currently on board to conduct a surprise official audit who politely asked Richard for his corporate badge number.

[00:02:54]Two. Have you ever looked at the open ocean and felt personally scammed by the color? Martin, a 45-year-old optometrist from London, certainly did. On the third morning of a Caribbean sailing, Martin bypassed the breakfast buffet entirely and marched straight to guest services, clutching a leatherbound panone color matching booklet. He placed both hands on the counter, opened the book to a specific page, and informed the young receptionist that the cruise line was guilty of egregious false advertising.

[00:03:23]He pointed a rigid finger at a glossy brochure he had brought from his cabin, which promised sapphire blue waters [music] and then aggressively tapped a swatch in his booklet labeled muted teal 412b.

[00:03:36]According to Martin's highly scientific visual assessment from his starboard balcony, the ocean they were currently sailing through was entirely the wrong shade, and he wanted compensation for the aesthetic downgrade. The receptionist, utilizing every ounce of professional restraint, attempted to explain that the cruise line did not, in fact, dye the Atlantic Ocean. Martin [music] scoffed, rolled his eyes, and confidently stated that everyone knows the big theme parks dye their water, so there was no excuse for this vessel to be sailing through such a disappointing, uncurated hue. The conversation only ended when Martin demanded the captain immediately alter the ship's course toward a darker patch of water he had spotted on the horizon. absolutely refusing to accept that he was aggressively trying to navigate a 150,000 ton luxury ship toward the shadow of a passing cloud.

[00:04:26]Three, there is always that one passenger who treats public spaces like a personal living room. But Helen, a spritly septuagenarian from Melbourne, took this to a deeply literal extreme.

[00:04:38]On the first C day, she discovered the panoramic glass elevator in the aft atrium, which featured a small decorative velvet bench. Helen decided this was her new permanent residence.

[00:04:49]She brought a floral needle point cushion from her cabin, placed it on the bench, sat down, and effectively became the ship's first volunteer elevator operator. For 6 hours a day, she sat in the glass tube, greeting confused passengers, pressing buttons for them, and offering unsolicited, highly critical opinions on their footwear as they descended to the dining room. She offered people hard butterscotch candies from a tin and asked deeply personal questions about their cholesterol levels to absolute strangers.

[00:05:21]Honestly, wouldn't you just take the stairs for the rest of the voyage to avoid a forced medical consultation between decks 5 and 9? The true beauty of this situation revealed itself on formal night when the elevator experienced a minor technical fault and stalled between decks seven and 8. While the other three passengers in the car began to panic and hit the emergency call button, Helen calmly reached into her oversized tote bag. She pulled out a plaid thermos, poured herself a cup of hot bone broth, and happily informed her newly captive audience that since they weren't going anywhere, it was the perfect time to pass around her pocket-sized photo album documenting her recent dental surgery.

[00:06:00]Four, a luxury cruise often makes people feel like royalty, but Julian, a 49-year-old regional manager at a midsized tire supply company in Delaware, took this concept directly into the realm of clinical delusion. For a 12- night European sailing, Julian booked a standard interior cabin on deck 4, but he boarded the ship fully committed to a completely fabricated aristocratic persona. He called Lord Julian of the Cotsworlds.

[00:06:28]Knowing that a true lord cannot travel alone, Julian had paid his 22-year-old nephew, Kyle $500 to accompany him and act [music] as his personal full-time British valet named Barnaby. Kyle, a completely broke theater student who needed the money for rent, agreed to the terms, which included wearing a highly uncomfortable rented wool tail coat at all times, regardless of the Mediterranean humidity. The absurdity began the moment they stepped into the Leo buffet on day one. Julian refused to touch the serving tongs, claiming his hands were insured against manual labor.

[00:07:03]Instead, Kyle had to walk three paces ahead of his uncle, dramatically waving a plastic plate and shouting that the omelet station must be cleared immediately to deeply confused families from Wisconsin. Julian would not speak directly to the crew. If a bartender asked what he wanted to drink, Julian would whisper his order into Kyle's ear, and Kyle would turn to the bartender and translate the English into a louder, slightly more pretentious English.

[00:07:29]By day four, the escalation was causing massive bottlenecks in the ship's daily operations. In the casino, Julian forced Kyle to stand beside the crabs table, holding a velvet pillow that contained nothing but a single travel-sized bottle of hand sanitizer, demanding that Kyle blow gently on the dice and chant a medieval blessing before every roll. At the main pool, while other passengers relaxed in swimsuits, Julian sat in the shallow end of the hot tub wearing a silk ascot, aggressively snapping his fingers until Kyle jogged over with a large cocktail umbrella to shield his uncle's eyes from the afternoon sun. The absolute peak of this theatrical nightmare occurred during the captain's gala on formal night. Julian strutted into the main dining room and furiously demanded that his table be physically elevated on wooden blocks so that he could literally look down on the ship's officers. When the matraee politely refused to dismantle the dining room furniture, Julian threw a spectacular tantrum, demanding that Barnaby formally challenged the captain to a duel over the grave insult. This was the moment the illusion shattered, leading to a twist that permanently altered the power dynamic of the entire vacation.

[00:08:42]Kyle, sweating profusely in his wool tailcoat, exhausted from a week of tasting soft serve ice cream for imaginary poison, and thoroughly fed up with his uncle's absolute tyranny, finally snapped. Instead of issuing a duel, Kyle turned to the matraee, dropped his fake British accent, [music] and loudly announced that he was not a butler at all. He claimed that he, Kyle, was actually a reclusive tech billionaire from Silicon Valley and that Julian was his elderly, mentally declining servant who loved playing dressup to cope with his rapidly failing memory. The crew, who had spent the last week actively despising Julian's insufferable behavior, instantly and enthusiastically embraced Kyle's new narrative.

[00:09:27]The matraee offered Kyle a sympathetic smile, loudly praised him for taking such good care of his sickly old servant, and immediately upgraded Kyle to a vacant panoramic suite on deck 10.

[00:09:39]When Julian tried to furiously object and explain the real arrangement, the crew just nodded pittingly, patted his shoulder, and told him to calm down before his blood pressure spiked.

[00:09:50]When confronted with the reality that the entire ship now officially viewed him as a scenile dependent, Julian didn't even try to break character.

[00:09:58]Recognizing that his nephew now controlled the key card to a massive luxury suite with a private jacuzzi, Julian simply swallowed his pride, picked up the velvet pillow, bowed deeply to Kyle, and politely asked the young man what time he would prefer his evening tea served on the balcony.

[00:10:14]Five. Do you generally trust the engineering of modern mega ships?

[00:10:19]Marcus, a 34year-old actuary from Denver, absolutely did not. He boarded a perfectly stable, state-of-the-art 4,000 passenger vessel in Miami, carrying a neon yellow 24-in construction spirit level in his carry-on bag. While most guests spent the first evening exploring the lounges or the casino, Marcus marched into the main dining room, pushed the bread basket aside, and placed his spirit level flat across the center of his table.

[00:10:49]For the entire duration of the meal, he didn't look at the menu. He just stared intensely at the little green liquid bubble suspended in the glass tube.

[00:10:58]Whenever the massive ship gently swayed in the ocean current, Marcus would loudly gasp, grip the edges of the table, and dramatically announce the exact degree of the vessel's list to the entirely unbothered couple eating salmon next to him. The absolute [music] peak of this nautical paranoia occurred when a waiter arrived to pour ice water into their glasses. Marcus shot out of his chair, held up a hand like a traffic cop, and aggressively whispered that adding another 8 ounces of fluid to the starboard side of the dining room was a catastrophic miscalculation of the ship's ballast. He then demanded the waiter immediately carry the water pitcher to the port side of the restaurant to counterbalance the weight, threatening to call the Coast Guard if his soup arrived dangerously off center.

[00:11:43]Six. Some people treat a cruise buffet like an all you can eat experience, but Brenda, a 61-year-old retired supply chain manager from Vancouver, treated it like a wholesale liquidation event to supply her winter bunker. By the third morning of an Alaskan sailing, Brenda realized she was leaving perfectly good prepaid calories behind. So, she returned to the Leo deck at noon, carrying a heavy canvas tote bag containing a commercial-grade battery operated vacuum sealer and three rolls of industrial plastic tubing. She completely bypassed the salad bar and marched straight to the carving station.

[00:12:19]She politely but firmly asked the terrified junior chef for six thick slices of roasted prime rib, carried the heavily loaded plate to a corner booth, and set up a makeshift meat packaging plant. Brenda slid the beef into a plastic sleeve, locked down the lid of her machine, and pressed the button.

[00:12:37]The loud mechanical wheezing groan of the vacuum motor echoed across the elegant dining room as the plastic aggressively shrank around the meat, creating a perfectly airtight, flat meat brick.

[00:12:49]She meticulously labeled the bag with a black marker, writing the date and a suggested reheating temperature before proudly dropping it into her cooler bag.

[00:12:59]The dining room staff were so thoroughly paralyzed by the sheer bureaucratic confidence of her operation that nobody stopped her. She managed to successfully seal and hoard 14 lbs of premium proteins over the next 2 days. The inevitable collapse of her maritime meat packing empire happened during the seafood lunch extravaganza.

[00:13:20]Intoxicated by the power of preservation, Brenda attempted to vacuum seal a large bowl of the ship's signature New England clam chowder. The machine, strictly designed for solid foods, violently sucked the thick white liquid straight into its intake valve.

[00:13:35]It made a horrifying gargling sound before the motor completely shortcircuited, dying with a pathetic sputter as it leaked a massive, unappetizing puddle of lukewarm clam chowder across the elegant dining table.

[00:13:48]The thick liquid rapidly pulled across the tablecloth, ruining her canvas bag and fully submerging the reading glasses she had set down next to her plate.

[00:13:57]Instead of apologizing or running away in shame, Brenda calmly fished her glasses out of the puddle, wiped a stray clam off the lens, glared at the head waiter, and angrily demanded to know why the ship's soup was so structurally unstable for international transport.

[00:14:13]Seven. How much personal space do you really need on a vacation? Antonio, [music] a 48-year-old real estate broker from Milan, booked the cheapest, smallest interior cabin on a massive European cruise line. But he possessed an unshakable belief that he was entitled to a penthouse lifestyle. His solution was to simply annex the ship's sprawling deck 12 fitness center and treat it as his own private living room.

[00:14:39]On day two, Antonio casually moved his entire wardrobe into three oversized lockers in the men's changing room, effectively turning the spa into his walk-in closet. By day three, he was using the cedar sauna to dry his handwashed silk undergarments, hanging them neatly over the heated rocks. But the true absurdity began when he decided to repurpose the actual gym equipment as luxury lounge furniture. Around 2:00 in the afternoon, while fitness enthusiasts were trying to get a workout in, Antonio marched onto the gym floor wearing a plush white bathrobe [music] and leather slippers. He carried a bowl of green grapes and his tablet. He walked straight past the free weights, sat down on the heavyduty leg press machine, leaned the padded back rest to a comfortable 45° angle, and proceeded to watch a true crime documentary with no headphones. When a very muscular, heavily tattooed man politely asked if he could use the leg press. Antonio didn't even look up from his screen. He casually popped a grape into his mouth, waved his hand dismissively, and suggested the man go use the treadmills because he was currently in the middle of a very tense episode. The ship's personal trainer was eventually called over to intervene and formally evict Antonio from the machinery. When Antonio stubbornly refused to move, citing his right to utilize the ship's amenities however he saw fit, the trainer didn't argue. He simply smiled, nodded, and calmly engaged the machine's heavy steel maintenance latches, securely locking the structural frame into place around the seat. Antonio suddenly found himself awkwardly barricaded inside the equipment, completely unable to stand up and exit gracefully without humiliatingly crawling out on his hands and knees in his plush bathrobe.

[00:16:24]He spent the next 20 minutes trapped by his own stubbornness, quietly sipping his cucumber water and pretending he was deeply focused on his screen until the security chief arrived to officially unlock the machinery [music] and escort him out.

[00:16:38]Eight. Jerry, a 67-year-old amateur treasure hunter from Texas, boarded a seven night Caribbean sailing, but flatly refused to get off the ship at any of the tropical ports. He was convinced that the real treasure was floating right beneath his feet.

[00:16:54]On the second morning, he emerged from his cabin wielding a highly sensitive waterproof metal detector. He spent eight straight hours slowly sweeping the heavy sensor coil back and forth across the teak wood of the Leo deck and the synthetic floral carpets of the main atrium. Because he was standing on a floating city constructed entirely from a 100,000 tons of marine grade steel, the detector shrieked with an unbroken, high-pitched alarm for the entire day.

[00:17:21]Jerry, absolutely oblivious to the basic physics of modern ship building, assumed he had struck the motherload of lost pirate gold.

[00:17:30]The madness reached its inevitable conclusion near the aft hot tubs. A frantic deck attendant called security because Jerry was on his hands and knees aggressively using a plastic salad spoon from the buffet to dig at a massive structural titanium rivet holding the glass railing in place. When the chief security officer confiscated his makeshift shovel and explained that he was actively trying to dismantle the ship's plumbing infrastructure, Jerry just narrowed his eyes suspiciously. He spent the remainder of the voyage sitting at the martini bar, telling anyone who would listen that the captain was secretly hoarding 17th century Spanish deloons inside the hull.

[00:18:09]Nine. I want you to think about your own packing list for a moment. Most people bring extra sunscreen, a formal outfit, maybe a good paperback. Simon, a 63-year-old retired librarian from Boston, brought a massive customordered 5,000piece jigsaw puzzle of a Renaissance tapestry. Simon didn't just want to do this puzzle in the privacy of his cabin. He craved an audience. He selected the absolute center table in the bustling grand atrium on deck 5, a prime location right next to the specialty coffee bar. By day two of the 14 night sailing, this public table was no longer a place for guests to enjoy their morning lattes. It was Simon's heavily fortified puzzle sanctuary. He brought four felt sorting trays, a specialized magnifying glass mounted on a weighted brass stand, and a customized pair of bamboo tweezers. When anyone even glanced at the empty chairs at his table, Simon would fiercely clear his throat and place his hand protectively over a pile of edge pieces like a mother bird defending her nest. The escalation was steady and ruthless. On day five, the ship encountered some mild turbulence. A slight tilt caused about 20 loose pieces to slide onto the carpet. Simon immediately marched to the guest services desk and filed a formal complaint against the ocean, demanding that the captain deploy the ship's gyroscopic stabilizers strictly to protect his border pieces. The staff gently explained that stabilizers were already active and the ship was simply navigating a standard ocean swell. Simon scoffed, returned to his table, and began applying tiny squares of double-sided architectural tape to the back of every single piece, firmly adhering his puzzle directly to the cruise ship's expensive mahogany table.

[00:19:54]By day nine, he had taped down over 3,000 pieces, effectively rendering a piece of $2,000 custom furniture completely useless for the remainder of the voyage. The absolute pinnacle of this madness and the twist that destroyed him arrived on the final formal night.

[00:20:11]Simon was painstakingly close to finishing. He had skipped dinner, ignored the evening shows, and isolated himself completely to complete the final quadrant. A small crowd of mildly amused passengers had actually gathered to watch the grand finale. Simon reached into the cardboard box to retrieve the last handful of pieces. He felt around the bottom, his face suddenly going completely pale. The box was empty.

[00:20:37]There were exactly 47 pieces missing from the center of the tapestry. He began frantically checking his pockets, loudly accusing the housekeeping staff of vacuuming up his masterpiece and demanding security check the atrium surveillance cameras. But the truth was far more devastating. A completely different passenger, an elderly woman named Martha, who had been silently drinking chamomile tea at the adjacent table all week, calmly walked over. She didn't say a single word. She simply reached into her floral handbag, pulled out a clear plastic sandwich bag containing the 47 missing pieces, [music] and dropped them onto the mahogany. It turned out Martha was also a competitive puzzle enthusiast, and she had been quietly stealing two or three pieces every single day when Simon went to the restroom, purely to enact a slow, meticulous revenge for him, monopolizing the best table in the atrium. She smiled warmly at the stunned crowd, turned to Simon, politely whispered that he really should have shared the space, and walked into the casino, leaving him staring at a permanently glued, unfinishable puzzle.

[00:21:43]10. Have you ever looked at a perfectly functional cruise cabin door and thought it lacked a suburban touch? Eugene, a 54year-old data analyst from Delaware, absolutely did. On the first afternoon of an Alaskan sailing, he utilized heavyduty mounting tape to attach a battery operated video streaming smart doorbell directly to the wood laminate exterior of cabin 714.

[00:22:07]Eugene then formally informed his cabin steward that knocking was strictly prohibited. If anyone needed entry, they had to press the glowing blue button, which triggered a deafening 30-second audio clip of a Westminster Abbey pipe organ to echo down the narrow carpeted hallway. By day three, Eugene had fully weaponized his new surveillance system.

[00:22:29]Instead of enjoying the glaciers, he sat in a hot tub on deck 12, furiously monitoring his smartphone screen. If a neighboring passenger lingered too long near his door while fumbling for their own key card, Eugene would activate the doorbell's two-way speaker and sternly project his voice from the device, demanding they keep the corridor clear.

[00:22:49]The situation completely unraveled on night four when Eugene marched down to guest services in a state of absolute outrage. He slammed his phone on the counter and demanded a full refund for his premium internet package, loudly complaining that the ship's Wi-Fi was actively sabotaging his home security protocol. To prove his point, he played the last recorded video clip for the guest services manager, entirely forgetting that the footage vividly captured Eugene himself, completely locked out of his own room at 2:00 in the morning, [music] aggressively arguing with the plastic camera in nothing but a pair of nautical themed silk pajamas.

[00:23:25]11. You would be amazed at how quickly an adult can turn a relaxing vacation amenity into a hostile corporate environment. Todd, a 49-year-old regional sales director from Chicago, decided that the adults only aft hot tub was the perfect location to conduct his quarterly business reviews. On the second morning of a Mexican Riviera cruise, Todd climbed into the bubbling water wearing standard swim trunks. But the normaly ended there. He brought a customized floating plastic tray table.

[00:23:57]On this tray rested a waterproof shockresistant tablet, a laminated stack of highly confidential sales metrics, and a brightly colored waterproof Bluetooth earpiece firmly lodged in his left ear. For four straight hours, Todd refused to leave the 98° water, turning a communal relaxation space [music] into his own aquatic boardroom. If another passenger even attempted to dip a toe into the water, [music] Todd would hold up a wet index finger, aggressively shush them, and point to his earpiece.

[00:24:26]mouthing the words shareholder call. He actually asked a deeply confused bartender if there was any way to mute the ambient sound of the ocean because the seagulls were ruining his acoustics.

[00:24:37]He began actively micromanaging the other people in the hot tub, asking a retired couple from Arizona to please keep their voices down because they were disrupting the synergy of his Q3 projection meeting. The breaking point arrived when Todd dropped his waterproof stylus. It sank directly to the bottom of the tub. Instead of just grabbing it, Todd furiously demanded that the pool attendant turn off the jets completely so the water would settle and he could retrieve his company property. When the attendant politely refused, Todd initiated a formal corporate escalation.

[00:25:10]He stood up, water cascading off his sunburned shoulders, aggressively tapped his waterproof tablet, and threatened to leave a highly negative review on LinkedIn regarding the ship's hostile co-working environment. He only stopped his tirade when the tablet, supposedly invincible, suddenly flashed a critical heat warning from baking in the direct Mexican sun and immediately died, leaving Todd standing in thigh high water, staring at a black screen while the retired couple quietly giggled behind their sunglasses.

[00:25:41]12. There is a profound difference between being frugal and orchestrating a full-scale maritime espionage operation.

[00:25:49]Margaret, a 56-year-old retired bank teller from Florida, booked the cheapest interior cabin on a massive 5,000 passenger mega ship. However, she was absolutely determined to experience the luxury of the vessel's exclusive keycardon only VIP lounge. Instead of paying the $3,000 upgrade fee, Margaret spent the weeks leading up to the cruise studying the cruise lines corporate branding. She bought a heavyduty laminator, custom printed a flawless replica of the black diamond elite key card, and attached it to a high-end velvet lanyard. On day two, she confidently marched up to the frosted glass doors of the premium lounge. She didn't even try to swipe the fake card on the scanner. She simply flashed the black plastic at the young concierge with an air of absolute withering impatience, [music] sighed heavily, and walked right past him. The concierge, terrified of offending a high- networth guest, said nothing. For the next 5 days, Margaret lived like a queen. She ate complimentary caviar blinies, drank premium imported champagne, and aggressively monopolized the best velvet armchair by the panoramic window. She was so commanding, so deeply arrogant that the actual paying guests assumed she was the wife of the cruise lines CEO. The operation was flawless right up until the highly anticipated exclusive platinum dinner on night six. Margaret confidently strutdded into the private dining room expecting a lavish five course meal. She sat at a beautifully decorated table demanding a glass of sparkling water from the waiter. But as the room filled up, Margaret noticed something very strange. The other guests weren't wearing typical formal wear.

[00:27:33]They were wearing matching custom printed polo shirts.

[00:27:36]The cruise line had actually rented out the entire VIP dining room that evening for a massive 200 person private corporate retreat for a Midwestern roofing supply company. Margaret, trapped in the center of the room with her fake lanyard, realized she couldn't leave without drawing massive attention to herself. The twist arrived when the CEO of the roofing company took the stage, grabbed a microphone, and enthusiastically announced that tonight was the mandatory employee awards banquet. He began calling people up to the front by their table numbers to receive their engraved plaques.

[00:28:10]Margaret, sweating profusely, realized she was sitting at table 4. The CEO loudly called for the top regional sales director for the tri-state area to come accept her award. A woman at the adjacent table pointed directly at Margaret and excitedly yelled that she must be the new hire from the Omaha branch they hadn't [clears throat] met yet.

[00:28:31]Margaret, [music] entirely paralyzed by her own grift, had a choice. Confess to the entire room that she was a stowaway who had been stealing free champagne all week or embrace the lie. Margaret chose the lie.

[00:28:44]She stood up, adjusted her evening gown, marched up to the stage, and firmly shook the CEO's hand. She accepted a heavy glass trophy engraved with the name Susan Jenkins, posed for three professional photographs holding the plaque, and then gave a highly passionate 2-minute improvised speech about the future of commercial roof insulation in the modern housing market.

[00:29:07]She received a standing ovation, smoothly, walked off the stage, marched straight out the kitchen service doors, and spent the remainder of the crews hiding in her interior cabin, terrified that someone would ask her to explain the thermal properties of asphalt shingles.

[00:29:23]What connects these stories isn't that cruise passengers are uniquely strange.

[00:29:27]It's that the ship acts as an amplifier for our hidden arrogance. Be brutally honest. Which of these unhinged behaviors have you secretly wanted to pull off, but were just too afraid to?

[00:29:37]Tell me below so I know who to avoid.

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