Are Small Towns Confused by Asian People?

Added: 2026-05-12

[00:00:00]But, you look like Tokyo Drift AF, bro, right now.

[00:00:04]>> Thank you, man. Another one, huh?

[00:00:06]Huh? Just going to keep going.

[00:00:07]>> I'm just saying you look like Tokyo Drift as [ __ ] It's a fun game. I'm movie, I mean. Huh? Hello? Yeah, I'm just saying. Okay, so in a war, now what would you do? In a war? Yeah.

[00:00:18]I would Okay, hold on. Okay, yeah, yeah.

[00:00:20]Chill out, man.

[00:00:21]>> We're fighting again. Let me Let me give you the circumstance.

[00:00:23]>> Okay, give me the circumstance.

[00:00:24]>> We're doing Vietnam too. Ooh.

[00:00:27]>> There's got to be a sequel. Yeah, cuz we lost the last one. Did y'all?

[00:00:31]Y'all? I was always on your team.

[00:00:35]>> [laughter] >> What do you mean, y'all?

[00:00:37]I was born here, guy. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know.

[00:00:40]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, you do. Yeah.

[00:00:41]>> But, I'm saying >> Yeah, yeah. I'd still be Dude, if I was an American soldier, I'd still be wearing this hat. You what?

[00:00:46]>> Oh, [ __ ] Yeah, yeah, that's good. Yeah.

[00:00:47]So, I can sneak onto the other side.

[00:00:49]>> Bro, we would do We would We would be in the best military ever.

[00:00:52]>> You and I? Yeah.

[00:00:53]>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, we would [ __ ] stay up all night partying.

[00:00:56]>> I'll do it. I'll relapse. Eating Twizzlers. Oh, yeah, dude.

[00:01:00]>> We'd We'd relapse on opium, dude, that our own government would sell to its soldiers.

[00:01:04]>> Yeah.

[00:01:05]We would Yeah, we would shooting opium, listening to Purple Haze.

[00:01:08]>> Some folks WERE BORN YEAH.

[00:01:12]BRO, WE'D BE CUTTING UP ON WHAT IS IT good for? Absolutely nothing.

[00:01:17]Say it again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:01:19]And we're like shooting opium, right?

[00:01:21]And then just like kissing kibs. Yeah.

[00:01:23]Dude, and no, no, no.

[00:01:24]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, you'd be kissing the tip. With music, heroin, just the tip.

[00:01:30]Bro, I just want to be straight and help my country.

[00:01:32]>> I'm straight too, dude. I have a girlfriend now.

[00:01:34]>> Dude, here's what we'd be doing. We'd be staying up late and we'd get pissed off.

[00:01:37]Yeah. And I would cut one of my nipples off and just throw it and you'd catch it in your mouth.

[00:01:40]>> Oh, that'd be cool, dude.

[00:01:41]>> That's how [ __ ] up we'd be.

[00:01:42]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's partying.

[00:01:43]That's partying. That's partying, dude.

[00:01:45]Oh, yeah, dude. I know it.

[00:01:47]>> then I would sew it back on your nip.

[00:01:48]Yeah.

[00:01:49]>> Yeah, dude. Good god. What is it good for? Absolutely nothing. Say it [clears throat] again. Bombs Yeah, yeah.

[00:01:57]That was a good ONE. OVER THE USA. YEAH, but anyway, we're Vietnam two. That What would you do? You're drafted. Theo Von drafted. Okay. Born in the USA isn't a Vietnam song.

[00:02:09]That was written way after.

[00:02:10]>> I know, but I'm just saying Then don't sing that song then. For that matter, it applies to both of us. So, I won't sing it. Let's go on. What did you ask me?

[00:02:16]What what what what do you mean what?

[00:02:17]>> [laughter] >> I mean, bro. Dude, I'm USA all the way, dude. Are you? Oh, yeah, dude.

[00:02:22]What Guess what one of my favorite restaurants are?

[00:02:25]>> Cracker Barrel. Oh, it is? Am I American or what?

[00:02:28]>> Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel. Cracker Barrel. Yeah. Really? I think it's the best breakfast.

[00:02:33]>> Dude, it's a good breakfast spot.

[00:02:34]>> It is. Sometimes they get But when I walk in in the south, they're always is like the everyone stops working.

[00:02:39]>> Yeah. When I walk in. Yeah. Well, there's kind of like a moment of remembrance. Like when that happens.

[00:02:44]>> They're not saluting me.

[00:02:46]>> No. They're like, "What the [ __ ] is this?" Well, it's cuz some of it's just like there's like an old like I remember this like my my stepdad and he was in the wars, right? And he >> What war?

[00:02:57]I don't know. He was in at least two two two out of three.

[00:03:01]And he went to he would take my mom to the Chinese buffet.

[00:03:05]It was called >> No, no. In in town. He would take this mom They had like this place called Yellow Bellies or whatever. It was a Chinese buffet or whatever. [laughter] I don't remember What was it called? You can look it up. But he would take my he would take my mom over there. I'm not even joking, dude. Huh?

[00:03:19]>> yeah, yeah. Yeah. [laughter] He would.

[00:03:22]I'm not joking, Bobby.

[00:03:23]>> No, it it's not called Yellow Bellies.

[00:03:25]It was.

[00:03:26]>> way it's called Yellow Bellies, dude.

[00:03:28]Bro. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was called Yellow Bellies. And they changed the name. They changed one of the letters on the sign.

[00:03:33]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. To um to like Yellow Bells or whatever.

[00:03:37]>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, that's better. Cuz the I burnt out or whatever.

[00:03:40]So, it was just like Yellow Bells and it was just like >> Oh, it was a belly with an I at then?

[00:03:44]>> Yeah. Oh, that's so funny.

[00:03:45]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, yeah. Yeah, see it's Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's a play on words.

[00:03:50]>> Oh, yeah. But it's um So, anyway, what happened was he would after dinner he would always go sit with my mom in the car and then he'd go back in and he would like apologize to some of the workers that worked there for like things that had happened when he was in um different conflicts, yeah.

[00:04:05]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Wow. Cuz cuz cuz when you think we've never been in a conflict with China.

[00:04:11]Is it a Chinese restaurant? Yeah. So, your uncle would go into a Chinese restaurant and apologize >> my uncle. It was somebody that my mom was smashing.

[00:04:18]>> right, whoever your mom smashing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:04:21]So, we've never been in a war really with China. So, he's apologizing to a group of people that they have no idea what the [ __ ] he's talking about.

[00:04:31]They know. No, they don't know. A Chinese people are like, "Oh, oh, thank you so much for, you know, apologizing cuz we were feeling so bad about it."

[00:04:40]>> dude, not everybody This happens a lot in small towns, Bobby, and this is the truth. A lot of small towns, if they open up a place that is ethnical in the town and [laughter] it's different.

[00:04:49]Yeah. They will hire anybody that even looks like that culture to work there.

[00:04:54]>> So, I could get a job at Yellow Belly?

[00:04:56][ __ ] yeah, dude.

[00:04:57]>> Manage it. Huh?

[00:04:58]>> Management? Maybe assistant manager.

[00:05:00]Okay. Okay. You know, maybe they'll they might let you manage on Sundays. Yeah, yeah. But what I'm saying is this. So, he would then he would go in and kind of apologize. And you have to think this is something kind of crazy. Yeah. So, a lot of people went and fought in some of these wars, right? Then they came back and they never saw anybody from any of these cultures until like 40 years later when a restaurant with some different ethnical food showed up in their town.

[00:05:23]And that's the That's like the They never That's kind of crazy to think that, you know? Does it make sense to you?

[00:05:30]Let me get this right. Yeah. Okay. So, what you're saying is your Let's just call this guy Jim. Okay. What do you want to call him? His name is Charlie. Okay.

[00:05:40]All right, okay. We're going to call him Charlie.

[00:05:42]>> Huh? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[00:05:44]>> that his name is Charlie. I mean, look.

[00:05:46]>> [laughter] >> And he was in Nam. You were going to call him that no matter what.

[00:05:51]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

[00:05:52]>> but sure, you can. Yeah. And he died.

[00:05:54]And he wore a lot of gloves.

[00:05:55]>> in peace, Charlie.

[00:05:56]>> a lot of gloves.

[00:05:57]>> me is Charlie came back from the Vietnam War, >> Yep. didn't see an Asian person for 40 [ __ ] years, >> Yeah. right? And all of a sudden, Yellowbelly opens a Chinese restaurant, semi-Chinese, all Chinese.

[00:06:10]>> Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, semi-Chinese, all right? And he walked in there, and because he hadn't seen an a Vietnamese person in 40 years, he went up to a Chinese person and apologized for the Vietnam War and what he did. Yeah. Okay.

[00:06:27]His heart had been changed.

[00:06:28]>> Yeah.

[00:06:30]That's the truth, Bobby.

[00:06:33]Bobby, that's the truth, man.

[00:06:34]>> [laughter] >> I swear. I know, but maybe go to a I understand that, but maybe go to a Vietnamese person.

[00:06:40]But they don't have all that.

[00:06:41]>> have a Vietnamese restaurant in town. We It doesn't At that point, it's like you just take what you can get, bro. They They're They're They'll hire a [ __ ] Mexican guy who who's a [ __ ] Who's high? No, so his eyes look Chinese.

[00:06:52]Yeah, who's high? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A high Mexican guy. Yeah, or just like Yeah, you smoke dope 24/7 when you work here.

[00:06:58]>> Whose eyes, you know, he's got those lowrider eyes, you know, like >> yeah. Oh, sometimes you see those. Yeah.

[00:07:03]Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

[00:07:04]Yeah, so what you're saying to me is is that And did he feel Did Charlie feel better about doing that? He felt No, I just think over the years his heart had been like he just kind of like, you know, something had you know, he just had probably some remorse. Yeah. And for And I And I And I feel empathy for that, but um I'll tell you what the Chinese people were thinking at uh Yellowbelly. What?

[00:07:25]What the [ __ ] What that about? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what That's what they're thinking.

[00:07:29]What what what he talking about? Do you understand Yeah, I I I I feel like you know No, no, I I think that there's No, I know exactly what he's saying.

[00:07:36]>> I I think No, because we do this all the time. No, we don't.

[00:07:40]>> No, we don't.

[00:07:41]>> do. We We do this all the time and you know, uh What do you mean we do this?

[00:07:47]You saying you and I have this conversation a lot? Yeah, you and I always go into and I don't want to do it anymore. I think this is the last time Okay, give me the other half then. Huh?

[00:07:59]Oh, you want that shia crop ahead, huh?

[00:08:01]How you doing, man?

[00:08:02]>> Huh? How you doing, man? I'm good, sir.

[00:08:05]>> Billy Lee, that's my name. Billy? Billy Lee. Billy Lee? Billy Lee. I love you. I love you. I'm happy to be here today working for you, sir. What can I do for you?

[00:08:14]I just want to apologize for what I did to your people in the Vietnam War.

[00:08:23]>> [laughter] >> I apologize. What's your name, man?

[00:08:26]My name? Yeah, man.

[00:08:28]My name's Clark. Clark Clark Clark, I apologize. But see how that feels? Wait, hold >> Yeah, yeah. You have nothing to do with the [ __ ] Vietnam War. Yeah.

[00:08:40]>> You're a white dude named Clark wearing that hat cuz you just happened to get a job as a busser at Yellowbelly, right?

[00:08:46]And some guy >> Yeah. Charlie comes >> working there for almost 3 months.

[00:08:50]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, Clark, I want to apologize cuz I know you wearing that hat. You probably You know what I mean?

[00:08:55]Yeah, I slaughtered a village.

[00:08:57]You know what I mean? And I feel bad about it, man.

[00:09:00]So, hey, I want to give me a hug, man.

[00:09:01]We hug, right? Yeah.

[00:09:03]>> Get a little tip. Five bucks. That's what he would do. He go in there and hit him with a little extra.

[00:09:07]>> Yeah. And he Clark Charlie seems like he would hide the tip. But here's what I want to tell you though.

[00:09:11]>> finish the argument. Okay. A lot of times in small communities, Bobby, people if anybody seems semi-Asian, if anybody seems What's a semi-Asian? A guy who's Asian, but also you don't know if he's Asian, man. If somebody just has dark hair and can't >> It could be a white guy, but he has funny eyes. Even just a trans chick who can't see that good, right?

[00:09:31]Like people will [ __ ] It all works in that sort of place.

[00:09:35]>> work. Because it's wrong.

[00:09:38]>> work for us, bro. But in that kind of place, you just you just take what Like you like You take what you can get.

[00:09:43]>> Right.

[00:09:44]>> Right.

[00:09:44]>> And so they'll have people Sometimes you'll get a Mexican guy that's been in a fire even, and they'll be like, "Oh, this guy's Taiwanese or something." He's not.

[00:09:50]>> Right.

[00:09:50]>> But people don't know, dude. They just So I'm just saying like sometimes that kind of [ __ ] happens, and people try to make bridges where they can.

[00:09:57]Okay, if there was a guy that was slightly blue, would you think that they were from the movie Avatar?

[00:10:02]I'm sure Charlie would have went up to him.

[00:10:04]>> [laughter] >> You know, and offered him a [ __ ] Dude, speaking of Yeah, yeah. But let's move on. No, no, I I I I No, I don't want to move on. I I think I see your point of view, right?

[00:10:14]>> saying it's right or anything. I'm just saying >> What I'm saying though is is that this is small-town um you know what I mean?

[00:10:21]Uh world view. My grandfather used to say it all the time. Feel the finger.

[00:10:26]But do you Yeah, see?

[00:10:27]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah. So your grandparents can do that kind of [ __ ] but my grandparents can't go into a um a uh Chinese restaurant. Yeah, of a fay, and um A Chinese buffet. A Chinese buffet, and try and reconcile some differences.

[00:10:41]That's what I don't understand. I'm saying it's What You can You can reconcile differences with people that you you have to reconcile differences with, not some other nation or people.

[00:10:52]It makes no sense.

[00:10:54]I don't know if that's You you know I don't know if I agree with you. Well, then make your argument. Well, my Make your argument. I'm trying to make an >> Yeah, make your [ __ ] argument.

[00:11:02]>> attacking me.

[00:11:03]>> ATTACKING YOU BECAUSE WHAT YOU'RE SAYING is nonsensical.

[00:11:06]Bro, I'm just >> No, no, no, you bro, no. You don't know anything about You think Here's Here's Here's what you think.

[00:11:12]>> Bobby.

[00:11:12]>> No, I'm No, I'm sorry. Pakistan, right?

[00:11:15]I've been here so many different times, all right? And I'm going to say what I'm going to say, okay? Bro, you're >> You think No, you think >> You're giving angry sharecropper energy right now.

[00:11:23]>> Yeah, and I am one. Okay. Okay, I have I have farm I'm a farmer. Okay, I'll go to the farm. You seem to think that the whole country I I mean continent of Asia, right, is one block. That we have the same traditions, language, writings, culture, etc. They're all I'm listening. completely different.

[00:11:49]Right?

[00:11:49]>> I I believe you.

[00:11:50]>> it's like saying, oh yeah, an American is like somebody from the Congo. That's not true.

[00:11:55]>> Yeah, it's not. What if you said like, okay, somebody from Mississippi is like somebody that's from North Carolina. They're similar, they look similar, but they're different. One of them probably watches Outer Banks, and one of them probably listens to the soundtrack at the gym of Mississippi Burning or whatever. But the the continent of North America, how many countries are in there? On the continent of North America, 51. No, there's >> [laughter] >> Isn't there? Three.

[00:12:20]>> Dude, you're [ __ ] setting me up, dude.

[00:12:22]>> No, I'm not setting you up, dude.

[00:12:23]>> Yeah, you are. You're Masada, dude.

[00:12:24]You're Masada.

[00:12:25]>> I'm not Masada, dude. I'm the opposite.

[00:12:27]You are?

[00:12:28]>> Yeah, I'm in rubble.

[00:12:29]You what? I'm in rubble.

[00:12:31]>> You're in rubble?

[00:12:31]>> Yeah.

[00:12:32]>> Okay, good.

[00:12:33]>> what I'm saying?

[00:12:33]>> Yeah, yeah, I got you.

[00:12:34]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So what I'm saying to you is there's three countries on our continent. Which are what?

[00:12:42]North America, South America, Mexico.

[00:12:43]>> No, no, no.

[00:12:44]>> [laughter] >> What is it?

[00:12:46]>> See, that's why, you know what I mean?

[00:12:47]Charlie shouldn't have said [ __ ] dog.

[00:12:50]But dude, >> He doesn't understand geopolitically things. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

[00:12:54]He doesn't under There's Canada, America, and also Mexico. Yeah? Yeah.

[00:13:01]Now, is Central America No, that's a What is Central America? Is that That's not a part of >> Okay, this is when the wizard runs out of his magic, right?

[00:13:08]>> [laughter] >> Give me the How many countries I mean, how many countries are in North America?

[00:13:14]This is including Central America.

[00:13:17]>> Yeah, but is Central America North America? I don't think so.

[00:13:21]Just Just put in North America. How many countries are in North America? Bro, No, just let me finish.

[00:13:28]It's never going to end, dude.

[00:13:30]How many countries in North America? 11.

[00:13:32]>> That's Central America and stuff. It's including. But yeah, and just Ooh, Haiti. Yeah, in in North America, there's three countries. Okay. Ooh, Granada.

[00:13:40]>> Right. So, it's it's like Okay. Yeah. But here's my defense and in in defense of Charlie is Defense of who? Charlie.

[00:13:47]>> Oh, okay. He would Bro, they don't What I'm saying is in in some in some smaller communities, they will open up a place that has a cuisine from an area even, a realm, right? Realm? What do you mean?

[00:13:59]Like Lord of the Like Lord of the Rings [ __ ] Yeah, they'll open up with some [ __ ] Mandalorian Oh, Mandalorian restaurants. Those are my favorite.

[00:14:07]>> Or you know what I'm saying? They'll open up a Mandarin Yeah, or a Mongolian stir-fry place. Chinese adjacent though or like >> adjacent, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, they'll open that up, Bobby, and then people the people that work there, first of all, Dude, there's no way you There's no way THERE'S NO WAY TO WIN THIS ARGUMENT. IT'S [ __ ] CRAZY. Let me take this hat off. There's no I'm going to hear you out.

[00:14:28]>> problem with the hat?

[00:14:29]>> Oh, yeah, I don't like it. I I want to just be myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, what There's no way to win this argument, but I'm so interested to see how you're going to do it. Go ahead.

[00:14:35]This is my final rebuttal, all right?

[00:14:37]And this is like the end of that movie.

[00:14:38]Have you seen um A Time to Kill?

[00:14:41]No. [snorts] Give me another movie.

[00:14:42]>> All right. Uh Oh, Lincoln Lawyer. But I think I don't >> Yeah, yeah, give me another movie. All right.

[00:14:49]Um Bridge over the River Kwai.

[00:14:53]Yes, I have.

[00:14:55]Okay, so this is different than that.

[00:14:57]>> [laughter] >> Okay. Here's what I'm going to tell Hold on, Santino. It is? Yeah, hold on. The things that you talked about, Charlie, was insane.

[00:15:04]It's not It's not that insane.

[00:15:05]>> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and and and yeah, it's [ __ ] insane. What? Cuz he's And that's already that's already something that people are going to go what the [ __ ] is he talking about? Well, cuz he's a small town like he likes to go out to eat or whatever. No, no, no, no, I don't want to don't do your [ __ ] confused white face.

[00:15:21]You guys do that a lot. Your confused white face. Who does Who are you?

[00:15:24]>> You You know, you guys. You guys do that a lot. Oh, you think we're all >> "Oh, we didn't start a war." What?

[00:15:30]And your eyes cross. Wobble. You know what I MEAN? YOU STARTED IT.

[00:15:36]YOU STARTED IT.

[00:15:37]>> WE DIDN'T >> YEAH, YOU STARTED IT. WELL, IT'S BEEN GOING ON FOR 47 YEARS.

[00:15:42]>> That's [ __ ] [laughter] You know what I mean? They're about They were about to have a nuclear weapon. Come on, man.

[00:15:47]I didn't >> Don't do confused white face. I get it.

[00:15:49]I know the tone.

[00:15:51]You I've been around a long time. I know confused whites. That's Trump and HIS [ __ ] MISS >> BUT THAT YOU'RE A SOMETIMES YOU'RE A CONFUSED WHITE.

[00:15:58]You think so? That's Trump and his [ __ ] missile monkeys doing that [ __ ] >> yeah, but those missile monkeys are also confused whites.

[00:16:04]They're monkeying around. I know.

[00:16:06]>> You know what I mean? And what I'm saying is is that, you know what I mean?

[00:16:09]Don't confuse white me, dog. You're right.

[00:16:11]>> You know what I mean? Cuz I'm a confused yellow. No, you're not. Sometimes I am.