Sovereign citizens often argue that traffic laws only apply to commercial vehicles, claiming they can drive without licenses, registration, or insurance by asserting they are 'traveling' rather than 'driving.' However, these arguments fail because state traffic laws apply to all vehicles regardless of commercial status, and courts consistently reject these claims as legally unfounded. The video demonstrates through real cases that attempting to use sovereign citizen arguments in court typically results in additional charges for contempt of court, resisting arrest, and disorderly conduct, making compliance with traffic laws the only practical approach.
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>> [music] >> Hey [clears throat] everyone and welcome to Bad Science Sunday where we take comedic compression back and bad science over the internet. And today we have with us Joe the Kentucky atheist.
Woo. [applause] Joe, what's going on?
I think you're mute. Are you muted, Joe?
Joe is muted. How dare Joe, >> it wouldn't be a normal start if I didn't begin talking while muted. That's That's kind of my thing. Uh, hey guys.
How's it going? Thanks for having me on.
How are you?
>> I'm good. Hey, how are the weasels doing?
>> I'm doing pretty well. Yeah. All right.
All right, Joe. Like, you've got a lot of [ __ ] going on lately.
>> What?
I've got things going on.
>> Well, one or two. Like, there's like a whole like boat thing going on at the beginning of the stream. You want to tell us about any of that?
>> Yeah. Uh, well, we'll have like the 10th anniversary of the opening of the Ark Encounter and the first Ark protest will be in July.
uh July 12th at noon in Williamstown and we got a bunch of cool people to come speak at it. We got a bunch of cool people coming to see it and hang out and uh do it like we did last year only bigger.
>> It's awesome. Yeah. So, you have uh you have a lot more people planned to attend this year, right?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, there's so there's the people who said they were going to attend, which is just what I'm going on. Uh, that's >> going to obviously change. And then there's >> there's damn near hundred people there locally that are with TriState Freethinkers, one of our sponsors, and the people who did >> the first like seven protests.
>> And u um so they have a lot of people that turn out uh with them as well. So yeah, uh the day before Seth Andrews and No Illusions are speaking in Cincinnati at the Anderson Center and um a bunch of us are planning to go to that. I'm going to give away a bunch of free crap while I'm up there to try and get people to come back for the art protest the next day. So um I expect that'll have, you know, at least probably won't be negative numbers anyway.
[laughter] >> Yeah. No, there there's going to be a bunch of people there. And when is it again? Just for anybody who wasn't able to see, >> the art protest is on the 12th.
[laughter] >> All right.
>> And Seth and Noah speak on the 11th.
>> Okay. Cool. Cool. Oh, that's um in Iowa or Ohio, right? Ohio.
>> Ohio.
>> Yeah.
>> All right. So, fun fun stuff all weekend. Um very hot weekends.
>> Yeah. because you're in one of those landlocked states where it's just >> the humidity humidity comes stays trapped and dies.
>> I just laugh when people mention the heat because if you weren't there last year uh yeah it it was uh it was a rough time the heat was uh expect more of the same uh this year. It'll be hot.
>> Yeah. Gotta love those Midwestern summers. I'm telling you, >> July is usually, you know, 100 degrees daily in July is normal. So, plus it's like mostly jungle, uh, or whatever they call that stuff.
>> Oh, you know what? I did it again. All right. So, while I'm getting Joe in here, Vandy, do you want to tell everybody what we've agreed to do for them today?
>> We're doing a few videos. Actually, we're doing we're doing three videos.
Uh, this will be our our first video. Um because we're doing sovereign citizens.
It's great. [snorts] >> It's a grand old time.
>> Yeah. Um also Joe's not up.
>> I know.
>> Um >> so first for video number one we have uh right to travel simplified for everyone.
No license plates. No license. No plates. No insurance. No problem.
>> Yeah. And this is from um the channel in all caps uh think you know words question mark which all right it's a name >> it's they have 800 873 subscribers.
>> Oh just period.
>> Yeah just period 873.
[laughter] >> Okay. Well thank God for that. How many of the video? Oh my god.
>> The video has 31,000 views. [laughter] >> My god.
>> It's uh over the last year it is. Yeah.
So >> So yeah, this video is um trying to teach people how to be [ __ ] to the police. Um >> Well, and and the courts.
>> And the courts. Yeah. So, we're gonna we're going to show you how to be a good model sovereign citizen, and then we're going to show you how well that'll work for you in practice.
>> Yeah, [laughter] exactly. Uh, do you want me to introduce the other videos? I can go ahead and >> No, we can do those as we because people are going to forget. We may as well just do them as we go along.
>> Fair enough.
Okie dokie. Um, >> tutorial for dealing with a traffic stop when >> By the way, it's the one that has like a lot of this cropping and stuff. I didn't I didn't [laughter] That's not on me.
>> No. Yeah, that's on the video.
>> Privately. All right, everyone. Let's talk about a situation we've all either feared or wondered about. Getting pulled over while traveling in your private capacity. You've got no license plates and no driver's license because you're not engaged in commerce.
>> Yeah. Yeah. No. No license. No um driver's no driver's license and no license plates, right? Because that is a great way to just sail past the cops without, you know, unnoticed.
>> Yeah. I >> I mean, that's how they do it here. Uh the uh this these sovereign citizen folks, like I know more of these than than you know, like I do people with the last name Smith, for example. Uh, >> wow. Is it like soft Mecca over there in Kentucky?
>> There's There's quite a few people who who think they need to tell you all about Jesus and the law. Uh, but >> [laughter] >> uh yeah.
>> Wait, can you get that in church? Like Jesus and the law? [laughter] >> Oh, I'm sure. I'm sure.
>> Oh my god, that's the worst infusion ever. But I do want to say thank you to T to God. Tori Swansiger, who has been a what is she? She's an anti-magnetist for nine months.
>> Excuse me. Are y'all with the cult?
>> Hell yeah.
>> Thank you, Tori. Please continue to enjoy your tactical weasels, unities, and vaginas.
>> The key here is to remember that you're in the right. You're not [music] driving, you're traveling. And this distinction is where the magic happens.
That's just saying the quiet part out loud. They think it's magic. They think this whole system is magical thinking.
[laughter] >> I'm like, but that like this is the the reason I chose this video is because it's just so explicit like do this, do this, do this, do this, do this. And they're so conf Well, I mean it's an AI voice, I guess, but you know, they're so confident about it, >> right?
>> Uh don't do this people. Don't >> Yeah. That's like, you know, tell the cop about himself and then when he arrests you, [laughter] I'm sorry. We'll get to it. We'll get to it.
>> I'm going to walk you through exactly what to do from the moment those flashing lights come on all the way to the sweet victory you'll get in court.
And trust me, you'll win this case with ease.
>> Like, if this is what you're supposed to do, why are we even at court?
>> If you were doing what you're supposed to do, you shouldn't see court.
>> You're not a lawyer. This isn't your job.
Correct. [laughter] God >> one.
When a cop pulls you over, first things first, hit record on your phone. You want everything documented and for your own safety purposes.
>> That's good advice. Yeah, >> that's kind that's good advice.
[laughter] Uh I wouldn't necessarily like be a dick about it out of the gate, but >> No. And I watched a couple of videos where people were like in court with their phone and I'm like no no the judge you don't get to decide where you >> Yeah. You can't pull it out.
>> Like you Yeah. The judge either says that it's allowed or or it's not and you can't just walk in court start taping stuff.
>> It's it's all on the record anyway.
[laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> The officer might be wearing a body cam but you need your own footage. This is crucial to ensure that your story stays clear [music] and untampered with. Stay calm and confident. You have nothing to fear here. This is an opportunity to stand. [laughter] >> I I I wasn't paying as much attention to to the clips that they were using.
[laughter] >> Quickly, >> right? Like if you're not if you're not if you're not looking like the guys [laughter] like they're just arguing and while [laughter] he says stay calm and confident, the cop just whips out his points right out of his face.
[laughter] Yeah. Yeah.
>> And and then and then because this isn't this is like a gift that they're using.
It starts looping again.
>> You have nothing to fear here. This is an opportunity to stand up for your rights and set the record straight.
>> And then Yeah. Now they're just >> When the officer [music] approaches, you're going to handle this calmly but firmly.
>> Sir, ma'am, I pulled you over because you were speeding. Can I see your license and registration?
>> Should I shut slow it down? I think that's going a little too fast.
>> The AI is the first tell, right?
>> Yeah.
completely everything AI.
>> Yeah, but I mean it I you're gonna have a hard time without just directly telling it to role play like this and even then they'll probably get upset about it. Like getting an AI to give you this level of of [ __ ] [laughter] >> Most of them have >> Huh.
>> I I think they probably juiced up the the the terms they gave the AI versus the script here. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Good evening, officer. Am I being detained or am I free to go?
>> Now, this question puts the officer on the defensive. They need to tell you right away whether you're actually being detained or not.
>> By this is right after they pulled you over with their lights and maybe a siren. Um, and came up and said, "Can I see your license and registration?"
>> You're being detained.
>> You're being det.
It's within your right.
>> You're not free to go.
>> You're not free to go. Like assumption.
>> Yeah. Like like that that is one of those few cases where like why would you ask that question there?
Other cases fine.
>> Yeah. No, it's fine. If like you think a cop is trying to talk to you as a witness to something that somebody else did. Whoa. Whoa. Am I being detained? I don't talk without a lawyer.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. you know, but like you've been pulled over driving like you're just you are being detained that just, you know, if you're nice to the officer, follow his, you know, keep your hands and plain sight at all times.
>> Uh, no sudden movements. Uh, yeah, you know, you >> people walk away every day. It's fine.
They'll be addicted to cops. That's some advice.
If they don't detain you, they [music] have to let you go. If they say you're being detained, >> like if if they say no to that question, if you do get pulled over and they say no, you are, I think, allowed to like drive off. You would have like a point.
[laughter] >> I fought with cops like six times. Okay.
So, like you don't want to do it. Like, [laughter] >> why would you?
>> It's not a good time. Doesn't end well.
[laughter] We'll see.
>> You'll ask for the lawful reason. You're being detained for speeding. Can I see your license and registration?
>> All right. You're being detained for speeding.
>> Okay.
>> Step two, the crucial legal distinctions. Now, this is where you take control of the interaction by making the crucial distinctions between commercial driving and private travel.
>> All right. So, this is step two. Be an [ __ ] >> Yeah. Yeah, officer. I am traveling privately and I'm not engaged in any commercial activity. I don't need a driver's license or registration to [music] exercise my right to travel.
>> Okay. Well, okay. That that is true.
Unless you're in a vehicle [laughter] >> and you're operating the vehicle. You don't have to have a license to be a passenger either.
>> No. Right. No. [laughter] Fair. Yeah.
You don't you don't have to have a license or registration to be a passenger in a vehicle to walk across straight lines. Straight lines. State lines. Um, >> four or straight lines. Yeah. Um, but you can you can travel freely in a number of ways. There will be a number of ways that are completely free and you don't have to um have any anything. You don't have to obtain anything to do them within the United States. There are also a number of ways. I can't just hop my happy ass in a plane and like fly from here to the next state over without a valid ID. Yes, I have the right to travel. Not on this plane, not on not in this airport without, you know, whatever it is they're requiring of me. Like, this is so stupid.
>> And the the more appropriate analogy would be you're not allowed to pilot the plane.
>> I'm not allowed to get on the plane [laughter] without ID.
>> I I know. I know.
>> And I just say that because, you know, we're talking about like, you know, you don't have to have anything to be a passenger, which is great, but >> Oh, yeah. Yeah.
>> There are times when >> when you do >> Yeah. Yeah. When just idly doing nothing, but also certainly when, you know, I can't pilot a plane to the next day over uh without the proper [ __ ] Um even though I do have a right to travel the next day over, it just Yeah, I don't understand. What What is the logic for this? Is there like some kind of like maritime something where they're just like >> you don't need a driver's license to drive. Oh, right. Because you're not driving. You're traveling stupid girl brain.
>> They'll give some of the logic there.
There isn't logic that leads to that conclusion because then the conclusion wouldn't be wrong and it is wrong.
[laughter] >> So yeah.
>> Yeah. I always wonder where they get away with this [ __ ] because you could if you did this here they would just beat the [ __ ] out of you like that.
>> Oh yeah. No t state troopers would just start falling from the sky like minor from heaven just to beat your ass.
[laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. These uh small town cops do not care about none of that [ __ ] [laughter] >> I don't know. I I I would assume California and I live in California [laughter] and in Florida. I know one of the other videos takes place in Florida.
>> I I think he's just saying like some cops just have a chip on their shoulder and are looking for a reason and you know, >> right?
>> If you give them half of one, >> there are lots of cops like that everywhere. Uh there are lots >> I said some >> there are still lots of these sovereign citizen folks here even though it's not working for them. Uh it's not going well for them. So, like they just keep uh showing up here though for some reason.
[laughter] >> I don't know. Does it work anywhere?
>> I don't know.
>> I am not operating a motor vehicle as defined by law, nor am I a driver.
>> Also, what is this background music >> as the law defines it. I'm simply exercising my constitutionally protected right to travel.
>> Let's break this.
>> Kind of like video game music.
>> Yeah, it's like you're playing Mario Kart. Yeah. Like old like 1990s video game. Yeah. Yeah. Like Mario Kart or some [ __ ] >> Just like why are they like this?
[laughter] >> It sounds like they recorded it from the speakers too. Like it's like >> it's done all creepy. Like >> the officer is expecting you to be a regular driver under the assumption that all traffic laws apply to everyone equally. But here's where >> they do. [laughter] Unless if if you're a foreign diplomat, then they don't because they have cheat codes. Everybody else, >> we school them on legal definitions. A motor vehicle by federal law is defined as [music] something used for commerce, transporting goods.
>> Are we Are we sure about that? You know what? I I have to Google this because do you know about this? cuz I was going to say, you know, I can go over to Google, a thing that any idiot can use >> uh to like double check this. And it seems like every idiot that is using this as an excuse should probably try it out.
>> They they No, they they should um what they say technically about this particular Let's let them finish their uh I shouldn't have >> I've got a bigger problem with this.
>> No. Yeah. What What is that, Joe?
I I mean I think they're federal codes aren't traffic codes.
>> Correct. I I was gonna get into all of that.
>> Okay. [laughter] All right. Well, let's let him get past this and uh >> cuz they they cite a specific thing.
>> Gotcha.
>> You're not doing that. A driver under [music] the same law is someone operating a vehicle for compensation.
So, you clarify that these definitions don't [music] apply to you because you're not involved in any commercial activity. They will need your license anyway.
>> With respect, officer, I'm not required.
>> And also, the other thing is if if you're right about a matter of law and the cop doesn't have a right, they they you know, for example, they've finished the stop very clearly and then they just keep you there. Um they're not like allowed to do that, but like get through it and if you have a remedy, it'll be in court.
>> Yeah.
and get a lawyer.
>> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. And that that's sound advice. Like if like you're having any kind of legal issues, just get a lawyer. You like especially if you're we'll say especially if you're innocent like Yeah.
innocent, not innocent. Like you should lawyer up like if you believe you're being wronged. [snorts] >> What's What's the saying? A man who represents himself in court as a floor for an attorney.
>> Exactly.
the client. I think the fool for a client is the true, right? Exactly.
>> Either way.
>> Either way, >> provide a license.
>> Um, we uh did get a raid.
>> Hello, [ __ ] >> Scic Haven, thank you for the raid.
Thank you for sharing your community with us. I'm kind of surprised. Are you guys done already? That's super duper quick. Um but but thank you. We are going over sovereign citizens today. Um which I like to affectionately call the flour of the legal system. Um welcome, you know, join us. We have fine over here.
So right now they're discussing uh that that uh the idea that the drivers are only people that are engaged in commerce and a vehicle is only a vehicle if it's being used for commerce.
>> That's because federal code only applies to traffic district commerce >> because that's what federal law says.
Now that statement as such a generality is stupid. um not necessarily because it's wrong because it's not even wrong. It's such a general statement they make. They will cite a specific thing 18 uh USC section 31. Um but that that like it and then we'll get to it. But >> commercial activity, unless you can prove that I'm using this vehicle for hire, you don't have jurisdiction [music] over me. Could you please site the specific law I've violated?
>> By the way, that depends. Um, I did also look that up for the state of California.
>> The question of speed.
>> Wait, [clears throat] wasn't there something you wanted to bring up for the last >> Yeah. Okay. So, I was hoping that they would site the actual thing, but this is the one that they're going to site later. This is uh 18 USC and definitions first thing in the first section of this thing. definitions in this chapter which is chapter two of the US um code and and this might even be yeah so if you scroll down then it does say that motor vehicle is used for commercial purposes for the purposes of this chapter. Let me tell you, there is no way that the officer is going to be charging you with a violation of this particular federal law.
[laughter] >> The feds aren't pulling you over because you're speeding.
[laughter] >> I don't know where they would like if you're on a military base, [laughter] >> I suppose.
>> Yeah. I don't even know. Yeah.
[clears throat] That the feds would do that. Yeah.
>> No, that would be the military police.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Um, like even if the feds were looking for you, like I just be so much easier to go through the cops in that situation, but do they have jurisdiction to do that?
>> No. In almost all ca, but there could like within um like national parks, the park service will have, you know, potentially like there are ways that that could all but even I don't know who the actual [clears throat] like chain of authority goes through. It also probably like changes from different places.
>> No. Yeah. 100% it 100% it does. But um it's just, you know, it's funny that like off the top of my head, it's just like they wouldn't have authority, the lawful authority to do something like that. That would be local authorities and like it, >> you know, just Yeah, >> this is the rest of the the chapter. Um I I skimmed through this. None of this is even about speeding anyway. So even even technically if they were in a commercial thing, there's still not a law here that would apply to them. So like >> Yeah. Yeah.
>> I probably shouldn't help make their point. [laughter] >> Oh, is that's the point. Okay. Yeah. No, they're they're they're getting their definitions from the wrong source.
[snorts] Uh cherry picking, if you will.
I've heard of it.
Yeah. And badly because none of the things they cherrypick actually stand for their proposition.
>> Step three, the question of speeding.
Now, the officer might bring up speeding. And here's where your defense gets even stronger. You were speeding.
That's why I pulled you over.
>> Speeding regulations apply to drivers of motor vehicles engaged in commerce.
Since I'm not driving commercially, those laws don't apply to me. Could you show me where in the law it says that private travelers are bound by commercial speed regulations? Oh, that's that's that's smart. Um, well, there there's I mean, okay, just let's just start here. There are speed limit signs and roads that are not pro that commercial vehicles are not prohibited on maybe [laughter] doesn't only apply to those, >> right? Also, where does this logic end?
Is it just speeding?
>> Can you drive in oncoming traffic?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Um, I watched a video where uh a woman was pulled over for running a stop sign and I'm like, "Are you [ __ ] kidding me?"
>> And she was gonna argue, "You don't have you don't have the right to pull me over." I was like, "Okay."
>> In the context you just gave of of the definitions under the the US law, is he wrong >> in that context of that US law?
>> Right.
>> Um, it's a category error, >> right? No. [laughter] >> So, no. No. But also like Yeah. Like spiritually, yeah. Yeah. He's wrong.
>> Well, yeah. So, I I think that this is what happens whenever like otherwise kind of people who aren't informed on the subject, I I'll I'll say kindly, uh try to interpret things that they hear from other sources and then it gets passed around as some sort of I know the thing that they can't pull you over for uh under federal law which they wouldn't be doing anyway.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm missing. Go ahead, Joe.
>> Travelers though, like what he's the way he's using it. The law doesn't apply apply to travelers that he sits.
>> But no, no, the lie the law applies Well, it different laws apply to different things like you know fishing regulations do not apply to to people who are driving generally unless you're doesn't matter. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> I've seen do people do weird things on bridges. Okay. I'm just saying. [snorts] But >> Oh, yeah. And I mean, if it's the cops, they'll throw the book at you and let [snorts] the judge sort out what gets to stick and what doesn't.
>> Or or they'll do what that that little like clip before did where while you know you're remaining calm, the cop just like whips it out and points it at you, right? [laughter] >> Oh god. [clears throat] >> Which some will do. Uh the pro the problem with the soft sit um episodes that we do is they put me in the position of sometimes having to like be like, "Yeah, the cop has a point there." And I don't like being in that position. [laughter] >> I know, right?
>> I don't like cops.
>> Pause and let us off sit.
>> Yeah.
>> Think for a second. They likely don't have an answer.
>> Yeah. What if they do though? Prepare for the possibility of arrest if the officer insists [laughter] on issuing a >> I got to tell you I'm not convincing you.
>> Yeah, I know. Prepare for the inevitability of arrest. you know, >> like just in all cases, I I man, I kind of cringed at the number of videos I watched where like they had to find something to do with with with the softs kids who were in the back seat because they were going to jail.
>> Yeah, >> it was just >> ticket or making an arrest, do not resist, but this is where your payday is born.
And that's just another bit of saying the quiet part out loud. Uh, a lot of people are in this for a payday.
>> Yeah.
>> I do not consent to any unlawful detainment or arrest. You are acting under color of law, violating my constitutional right to travel. This will be addressed in court.
>> Yeah. You're not going to win the way that's addressed in court, though.
>> This is where your money's born.
>> Yeah. This is where we win big. But like, you know, cuz >> this is where everybody at the time.
>> I didn't realize that's what they were trying to do. Are they Do they think they're like auditors or Oh, that is so bad.
>> Yeah, kind of. Yeah. Um it except the thing is there are some auditors that actually do know the law.
>> Yeah. No, there's a lot of them, >> right? Yeah. I mean, it's like kind of their job, but like >> there aren't sovereign citizens.
>> No, [laughter] exactly.
>> And if there are, then they are um grifting at a really unconscionable level.
So, >> the courtroom, this is where we win big.
When you get to court, this is where you absolutely destroy the officer's credibility with cross-examination.
Here's how that plays out.
>> Uh, this is not going to be how that plays out. I mean, this would have been a great time for that clip of the cop like putting the gun in his face, >> right? [laughter] >> Officer, how long have you been a law enforcement officer?
>> 5 years.
>> And in [music] that time, how many traffic tickets would you estimate you've written?
>> They'll give you a number, likely a lot.
This is important because it shows they are well >> This is the same clip, by the way, that eventually escalates into the gun drawing clip. [laughter] >> But not necessarily in understanding the law. We are going to expose.
>> It's so lazy. It's so >> It [laughter] is.
>> It's a very lazy video. I did not choose it because of its artistic quality. I chose it because [laughter] they just flat out they just they just wished how to get yourself in big ass trouble.
[laughter] >> Should have been the actual name for the video.
>> Oh yeah, it's wild. But instead it's no uh no license, no insurance, no registration, no problem is like the subtitle of this video.
Yeah, no license, no place, no insurance, no problem. It's up at the top. I forgot >> this and make them out to be an incompetent witness or negligent.
>> Can you please define for the court the legal definition of a motor vehicle under 18 USC [music] section 31?
>> That was the section that I showed earlier.
>> Objection.
[laughter] >> Objection.
>> Going to happen.
>> You Yeah, but I mean they don't know that like but exactly it'd be like objection. It it it might even be objection calls for a legal conclusion because they seem to think that you do a lot of stuff in cross-examination that you actually do in motions. [snorts] >> Nine times out of 10, they won't know the legal definition. If they don't, they'll stumble. If they do, proceed to the next step.
>> So, according to that legal definition, a motor vehicle is a vehicle used in commerce. Correct?
>> Yes.
>> Now, can you prove that I was engaged in commercial activity at the You're only going to get this far if the judge feels like playing with their food, >> right? And then he may draw a gun on you like the cop did. [laughter] >> That's what the bay is for though.
>> But I like h this doesn't work. But it they're so perplexed when you like when when because softetss do bring these arguments up in court and they'll be like >> that law doesn't apply. The judges just like mystified often that law doesn't apply here and they're like what do you mean? And it's like that's a federal law. This is a state court. [laughter] Especially when they're like, I I want to use the um uniform commercial code.
And then the judge is like, you want to use federal civil procedure in a state criminal court. [laughter] >> But a lot of times it's just traffic court, which is different altogether.
>> And they just like, >> yeah, >> no laws are laws.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah.
>> Can you pull me over? The officer will almost [music] certainly not be able to prove this because you were not engaged in commerce. This is the game over moment.
>> Can you define driver as it appears in legal statute? Does it not pertain to someone operating a vehicle for hire or compensation?
>> Again, the officer either won't >> that right there, that is not the kind of question that you would ask in cross-examination of an officer. That is a question for the judge. Like it is the judge's rule to >> Yeah. They'd be like, "Objection calls for a legal conclusion."
>> No. or they'll have to agree with the legal definition by asking the [music] officer to define critical legal terms like motor vehicle and drive >> violating the court rules.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> A lot and a lot of the court rules are literally what the judge says. Like the judges are allowed to make rules for how you conduct yourself in in their court.
Um it that if they if they want you to take off your hat and it's not like a religious thing um then like you kind of have to take off your hat which >> Yeah. Yeah. Um you have to >> Yeah. Or or >> they'll make you do that before the judge ever gets in there. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> If Yeah.
>> demonstrating their lack of knowledge about the very laws they are supposed to be enforcing. Most officers are not wellversed in the specific leak definitions found in [music] statutes like 18 USC section 31 >> cuz it doesn't [laughter] apply like oh my god that's that's not >> when they can't answer these basic questions during cross-examination it will highlight their incompetence as a witness. For example, if the officer stumbles when defining what a motor vehicle is under the law or cannot explain the distinction between commercial and private activity they will appear incompetent. This demonstrates that they don't fully understand the statutes they are trying to enforce.
>> All right. So, >> the thing about it is if you if you actually you're not going to be pulled over under federal law, like we've already brought that up. So, uh if instead you go and you look up the law, like I live in California and I look up the I I did some research on like the general law that does in that chapter prescribe um speeding and things like that. And if we look at that, then weirdly, you have to get down to definition 670 to define vehicle, which is hilarious because it's at the very end of the uh like document. Um, but a vehicle under the law that you would act would actually be what you're pulled over and you're in traffic court for.
A vehicle is a device by which any person or property may be propelled, moved or drawn upon a highway excepting and highway would have been defined excepting a device moved exclusively by human power or used exclusively upon stationary rails or tracks. So under that rule, trains and normal bicycles are not vehicles, but an electric bike is a vehicle.
>> [clears throat] >> and trains I'm sure have their whole own thing and then um that have a vehicle frame and they probably also have a motor vehicle where they also define motor but it's not immediately right here. This you'll notice does not mention commercial use. It describes literally what a what a vehicle is. It does not require that you be using it for commercial purposes. This these are the definitions that apply. Just like the the uniform um not uniform commercial code uh just like 18 USC started off its page with in this chapter these definitions apply. That means that outside of this chapter all of this is irrelevant.
And so you got like it's not that it >> history with these guys, right?
[laughter] >> What' you say? I'm sorry.
>> He loves flurfs, even if they're just the fls of the legal system. [laughter] >> Yeah, I do.
Failure to establish jurisdiction. If the officer continues with the arrest or ticket despite the fact if you're in a car, a truck, a motor, if you are on a road and a policeman pulls you over, um unless it's like I don't know, like local, it has to be your local police, you know, or state trooper or, you know, something like that. But like or county police, you know, I God, I remember um when I um lived in Illinois, like I was kind of on like the edge and so like of the county and so people would start to drive like once they were close to the line thinking that Yeah. Uh if they just crossed the line, [laughter] the c the county cop from one county couldn't pull them over and like >> Yeah. Like doesn't that mean that you're driving an oncoming half the time? Like we we had a road we had a road called County Line Road and on one side it was Cook and on the other side it was DuPage. And >> if you're if you're driving then like the median is where the county line is. So to be to drive in the other county that you're not like normally driving in, you would have to be in oncoming [laughter] traffic.
>> So that's why I'm asking this. No, this was this was in the Chicago area further south. But um they they'll they'll stop you, detain you, and call somebody like it's just you you don't [ __ ] with cops.
>> Yeah. And and they are allowed to do that. Like like I mean especially it I think if if a cop outside of their jurisd especially if it's the jurisdiction like next over like they you know >> um sees with their own eyes you perform a violation then jurisdiction is a lot more about sort of like the way paperwork has to get filed through and the way warrants have to be executed.
You don't need a warrant if they saw it with their own damn eyes.
>> Yeah. Yeah. that just don't [ __ ] with cops, people. If cops [ __ ] with you, we can talk, but like you don't [ __ ] with cops. Like, that's just it's not going to help you.
>> No, it's not. It's like, >> yeah, >> commerce. It shows a negligent disregard for your rights. At that point, the officer is acting without proper legal authority. You've clearly explained that the traffic laws governing commercial activities don't apply to private travelers, yet [music] they continue to enforce those laws, potentially violating your constitutional rights.
All of this, by the way, this entire conversation happening cross-examination in the courtroom during your trial.
[laughter] This I just I just want to remind everybody of the context that this section I think this is step five or step four of of um you know playing a stupid game.
>> Yeah.
>> So, >> negligent enforcement of law.
>> Yes. The fact that the officer didn't properly assess whether you were engaged in commerce before enforcing commercial traffic regulations could also demonstrate negligence in their duty.
>> The law appropriately no like this.
Nobody cares. Nobody cares. The only thing they care about did you run the stop sign? Did you have were your plates legal? Was your driver's license suspended or not? How compet competent that look that you got pulled over by an incompetent cop only makes you look worse.
>> Yes. [laughter] Yes.
Traffic like court trials a lot of them are done in 10 minutes, less than 10 minutes. like from from when the trial starts and they say, "Are there opening statements to are you done with closing um arguments to the judge promptly giving the ruling?" 10 minutes most of the time.
>> Yeah. I was in traffic court once just to like beat a uh well, I got a ticket because uh what do you call it? I left my window down and um you know how you like pay a meter and it like you would I don't know if they still do this or not but you place the ticket in your window but because my window was cracked the wind blew it onto the floor.
>> Oh no. Well, for me they they always put the ticket very firmly under the window.
>> No, me my ticket blew out of the window so they couldn't tell that I had paid for the parking spot.
>> Oh, okay. Yeah, I Yes, that >> that makes sense.
>> So I Yeah, I asked for a trial so I could show that at this time I had paid for the meter.
>> It took I I don't know if it took a full minute, >> right?
>> And you won. Like I'm not I'm not imply like either way it goes because that's the thing like the judge looks at that and is like well I mean >> that's almost beyond a reasonable doubt that you did pay for it, right? Like let alone reasonable doubt of of the charge.
[laughter] >> I didn't have to prove that the meter maid was incompetent. Right.
>> Exactly. Exactly. Because they're just like, "Oh, yeah, that that makes sense."
[laughter] And probably if you literally had just said that and only had evidence that your window was open, >> you might have won anyway, [laughter] even if you didn't have the uh the record because you're like, I always pay with the coins or something if they still let you do that. [snorts] By by the point you get to a trial like this where you're giving your sovereign citizen cross-examination to the cop, um you've already been to court like five times and the judge has told you all five times that you're full of [ __ ] and none of this is going to work and that you should shut up. And uh so I don't imagine it would go much different that day either. Uh so yeah, >> indeed. and failing to do so [music] shows a lack of due diligence in fulfilling their responsibilities. Why this matters in court? Incompetence [music] as a witness.
>> Okay.
>> The officer can't answer basic legal questions during cross- examination. It undermines their credibility. They come off as someone who doesn't fully understand the law, which can lead the judge or jury to doubt their entire testimony. A witness [music] who doesn't understand key aspects of the law.
>> That's not the witness's job.
>> It's not. And this isn't like a It's not a criminal trial. They're not trying to pin you for a murder. Look, courts are factf finding procedures. All of them, all of the time. You'll get a witness if there's like no like substance to hang your hat on. If you have a valid driver's license, like or like if a cop is trying to say you ran a stop sign and you didn't and there was a witness that was in the car, you know, maybe. But like trying to say the cop's an unreal uh unreliable narrator or whatever like it this is not I don't know this is unrealistic.
>> Yeah. Right. No, it's like this even in the context of this video this like chunk seems out of place and like the AI that made the script rambled.
This is AI ramble. [laughter] Also, what is this? Why are there Okay, if if we look at this, we've got the cop [laughter] and then you've got evidence and and >> I'm I think that that is like a manila envelope that's sitting in a stand that's for some reason pro >> Yeah. Somebody just wrote evidence at the top like or typed or >> Yeah. Like it's just evidence.
>> Yeah. Somebody I know who probably [ __ ] you know >> the grab bag of evidence [laughter] next to the cop.
>> That sounds like a Karen Reed trial.
>> Can't reliably testify that they were enforcing it correctly. This opens the door for dismissal of the case as it becomes clear the officer wasn't acting with full knowledge of the applicable legal standards.
>> It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.
>> You're at the end of the case by that point.
>> Also like dismissal of the case. I got [laughter] I don't know.
>> Cops don't have to have full knowledge of the law when they pull you over.
>> No, they they don't. They should have >> they should have more knowledge than a lot of them do. But >> I mean Yeah. Yeah. But if a cop wants to pull you over, like you're pulled over.
Like >> I mean unless you can prove that there wasn't probable cause, which I've seen happen.
>> But like god damn that's hard to prove.
>> It Yeah, it is hard to prove. It does. I mean, >> the judge is going to say, "Well, he says here you were doing 60 and a 55. Is that the case?"
>> Yeah.
>> Right. [laughter] >> Well, you're guilty and that's going to cost you $120 plus court.
>> But the cop wasn't competent. He didn't understand why the law was written.
I was like, [laughter] >> "Yeah." Well, you know what they'll actually do is they'll spend um 45 seconds asking if the cop um you know, basically clicked a couple of buttons to probably like calibrate their speed radar at the beginning. And if they didn't, then even though you were probably speeding, you can sometimes get it thrown out. But but like I think it's one of those things that's kind of like muscle memory.
>> Best way they're always going to side with the cops. us. The best advice I got was to ask for post cuz like they'll load up the cops on one day or at least they used to.
>> Ah, ask for postponement so that when you show up the cop can't show up.
>> Yeah, because he's not going to show up for one case.
>> No. Yeah, he's That's a good point.
>> Yeah.
>> Negligence in law enforcement. If the officer knew or should have known that you weren't engaged in commercial activity, continuing to detain or ticket, you could be seen as negligent behavior. This is especially true if you repeatedly clarified your position as a private traveler and they still proceeded as if you were operating under commercial laws. Negligence strengthens your case if you decide to file a civil rights lawsuit [music] under 42 USC section 1983.
>> I did not look >> the officer's failure to properly so that he's talking about commerce law which is civil. It's not traffic like I mean it's just a fundamental failure to understand like there's criminal civil and traffic court. when you're in civil when you're in traffic court and you're talking about how the cop doesn't know commercial law like it >> you're just not it's not going to help you there's nothing the judge is going to be like huh cool um but about you running that light but about you not having valid tax but about your >> yeah being expired for 10 years nobody gives a [ __ ] about the cops knowledge of commercial law.
>> I >> shows they violated your rights whether through negligence or incompetence and this can lead to a favorable [music] judgment in your counter claim >> in my count your counter claim. A counter claim is a a thing that happens in a civil lawsuit when you've been sued and you decide to counter sue them and then you >> that's a counter claim. Um there so far you getting getting having to go to court for a traffic ticket that is not a civil lawsuit against you. That is the state bringing you to traffic court.
[laughter] >> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Don't listen don't listen to this AI voice. It's lying to you. [laughter] >> Right. Step six, the final move. Once the officer admits that they cannot prove you were engaged in commerce, you move off for dismissal. Your honor, the >> officer has failed to establish [music] that I was engaged in any commercial activity which is necessary to apply the statutes they are citing.
>> Why why are you in an orange jumpsuit now?
>> As such, I move for immediate dismissal of this case based on lack of jurisdiction.
>> That's not even what that's a different complaint. [laughter] >> Like you're not you're not getting to this level.
It doesn't get dismissed b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b b based on lack of ev evidence at this point.
>> No, we like there is you can make a motion between the prosecutor and the defense case.
>> Yeah, but like wait like this this far in when we're like have when we're like after we're like interviewing witnesses.
No, >> you wouldn't hear it would be >> when you go to court all of that would be sorted out >> there. Well, yes. Yes. But in like like long trials where you have like a week of the the which this is not [laughter] and none of this is. Um if if your traffic offense has turned into a weekl long trial, it's not a traffic offense anymore. Okay? It might be a traffic based offense, but if you're driving 50 miles an hour over the speed limit, that's not traffic court anymore. You're going to bit you're going to court for that because that's that's a felony.
like going going like that, you know, or if you do something dumb like Gary Brooks. Um but then after the uh prosecution rests their case, you always have the defense um make a motion for uh the judge to basically dismiss the case because it's a like a proforma thing that almost never happens. Oh, don't mess about this because if you making that motion is going to take you a minute and a half and just having the judge give their like conclusion is going to take a minute. So, [laughter] >> will have no choice but to dismiss the case.
>> No choice.
>> I don't think you know how courts work.
>> No.
>> Step seven, filing the counter claim.
Your payday. Now that the case has been dismissed, it's time for you to go on the offensive. You can file a lawsuit under 42 USC section 1983 [music] for >> That's not a counter claim. That's just a lawsuit.
>> Yeah.
>> Violations of your civil rights under color of law. Here's what you'll be suing for. False arrest, false imprisonment, time spent.
>> Man, you were imprisoned. You kind of glossed over the whole being imprisoned part.
>> Spent [laughter] in jail if any.
Emotional distress towing fees if you're car.
>> It seems like that would be noteworthy.
Right.
>> Right. I mean, I got to say like, uh, if you if everything you're describing, you can just like have a fight with the cop and then have a fight in the courtroom and it's fine. But like, if I'm going to jail, I don't want to go to jail. I have never been to jail. Look at my lily white ass. Okay. It would do terribly in jail.
>> Nah, you'd be all right. [laughter] >> I fold the beard up and hide behind it.
>> Not like that. You wouldn't.
>> No. No. I'd fl I know how I would go.
I'd like go the crazy person route.
Yeah.
>> No, no, no, no.
You'd be fine.
>> All right. Well, I I've I'm not sure if that's a compliment. [laughter] >> You'd be okay.
>> Was impounded. Lost wages if you missed work due to the arrest. And don't forget, you're going after punitive damages because the officer acted with reckless disregard for your constitutional rights. The courts >> You're going after punitive damages. So, by the way, I if you try to sue an officer for this, you know what? That is going to be um dismissed against you for qualified immunity. All of this would be immediate. You cannot sue um qualified immunity is terrible. I hate it. I think it's awful and it needs to be completely reworked. But if you sue a um it's actually more general than cops. It's actually like public, you know, government employees. If you sue a government employee, um, it has to be quote clearly established that they violated like the thing that they ostensibly violated. The problem is that the only way that things get clearly established is if they don't get dismissed, but they always get dismissed because they haven't been clearly established. So there's this catch22 situation which is why the entire doctrine of qualified immunity is completely broken. But it would it if properly applied it would still it would still completely apply here.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Well also I mean it it would be the reason that it never even got beyond that stage. They would just dismiss it for qualified immunity. They wouldn't even get to the point where they have to dismiss it for being stupid.
So >> take violations of civil rights very seriously and if they see that the officer failed to understand basic legal definitions, your claim for punitive damages will be strong.
>> Yeah. Show show me the filing where that ever succeeded. Uh that should be a matter of public record, right?
>> Right.
>> Show show me where that worked out.
>> Indeed.
>> Conclusion teaching others.
So, as you can see, >> you're in jail. [laughter] >> That's the conclusion. You're in jail, >> right? [laughter] >> Up for your rights in this situation is not only possible. It's [music] simple.
The law is clear.
>> The AI was trying to sublimity subliminally indicate that by the fact that in the this last scene, >> um it put the dude in the jumpsuit cuz that's the same.
>> That's the same that's the same AI dude, right? See? Oh, well, I guess he's I guess he was in the jumpsuit there, too.
But like at one point he was not. I feel like I feel like maybe I just didn't see the jumpsuit. Maybe I just saw his head.
It doesn't matter.
>> Teaching others. So as you can see, standing up for your rights in this situation is not only possible, it's simple. The law is clear. And as long as you remain calm, confident, and knowledgeable, >> you referenced one law. I brought it up.
I showed you the text >> and it was [laughter] it wasn't even the in the jurisdiction of laws. it. We have this thing called federalism and like it's the biggest gulf. Like you got state and you got federal and unless you're driving a car like in Congress like like on the floor of the Senate probably you're going to be um and by the way I'm pretty sure the speed limit there is zero. Um, yeah.
>> You can walk away from this with your freedom intact and potentially a payday from the counter claim. Teach this to others and let's start.
>> Don't teach this to others. Okay, we're done with that [ __ ] By the way, Maya, look at how well I timed that. I'm just saying.
[laughter] >> Oh, there. This is good. This is good.
But um while while we're doing this, I do um want to um what do you call it?
Congratulate Tommy on celebrating five whole years of being cancer free. Like that is that that's amazing.
>> Yeah.
>> Boom.
>> Here comes the bunny.
>> I know, right? It feels like we should have something special.
>> You know what? would be really special for Tommy. I I I think I do. No, >> Shila Buff. Sorry, I know you can't.
>> No. Oh, better. Oh, this would be so much better.
>> Do you remember this guy?
>> Oh, that guy looks like a >> Oh, come on. Well, now that you Now now you put me on.
>> I did this last night. Oh my god, it's so embarrassing.
>> No, I got I got I'm too tall. I'm too tall for my my camera. Okay. I got to twerk.
I'm twerking. Here we go. That's all I got. [laughter] Okay. I'm g [laughter] You haven't made me big enough yet. No.
Too late.
>> All for you, Tommy. [laughter] Shameless measles work just for you, buddy.
>> No, there's a lot of shame.
>> You're worth it.
>> There's a lot of shame. Okay. It's a [laughter] I I I live I live and breathe the shame, >> but I I withstand the shame for you, Tommy.
>> Uh whoops. No, that's not what I wanted to do. I didn't share that. [laughter] All right, Vandy, what's going on here?
All right. So, for our second video, we have um we're only we're only covering Okay, this is an hour and a half long video. We're covering one.
>> Just one.
>> And but the the title of the video, when sovereign citizen learns a hard lesson by cops. It's a little bit of a suggestive emphasis on hard that I don't like. Um but it's fine.
>> We might do depending on our time. We might do two because the next one is actually um more up Joe's alley. I think I'll like it a lot.
>> Okay, fair. Uh this is from Cop X 360, like Xbox 360 but without the box. Um and this they they have 23,000 23 and a half thousand subscribers. And this 7-month old video has 318,000 views.
And I I don't know why I said that with like the era of exasperation because this isn't like a channel that we have a problem with. This is just like a this is them.
You'll see it. It's a coalition of greatness.
>> This woman who thinks she can argue herself out of a traffic stop.
>> I'm asking you for your driver's license. You're driving your vehicle in the state of Florida and you are >> traveling.
So >> Florida woman.
>> Florida woman.
>> Yes. I did I did not look up the the statutes for Florida because I already >> It does not matter.
>> No, you play that game.
>> On July 18th, 2025, an officer conducted a traffic stop on a vehicle for an expired tag. Here's what happened next.
>> All right, so I I'm not going to look this up at all. I'm not even going to Google it. I'm I'm just going to state with a high degree of certainty that you cannot operate a motor vehicle um without a uh what do you call it with with an expired tag. I'm just going to start that sort that out. Right.
So, I kind of want to know what happens if you have have an unexpired uh registration, but you haven't actually put the thing on your license plate because I may or may not have just earlier this afternoon after watching this video put the sticker on my license plate that was sitting two feet that way um for two months.
>> It It depends on the cop.
>> Usually the cops run your plate before they pull you over. So, >> they're going to know it's not expired.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> But technically, like that would be probable cause to pull me over.
>> Yes.
>> Yes.
>> Um even told you find your goddamn sticker, put it on like they'll do that, too. And that's why I said it depends on the cop.
>> Yep. Yeah.
>> Yes. I'm officer glue here with the town of Ocean Rage. The reason why I'm pulling you over is your tag is expired.
I'll need your license, registration, and insurance.
>> By the way, that's uh your tag was expired.
>> Mhm.
>> Count one, please.
>> Um, why are you calling me?
>> Because your tag is expired.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Am I breaking the law?
>> Yes, your tag is expired.
>> That That's great. Um, am I breaking the law? like you you know when you got your driver's license the the first time they they did tell you that >> and you agreed to it.
>> Yeah.
>> You signed a lot of forms. I guarantee you you agreed to it. [laughter] >> And this is not like this isn't new news to anyone who has ever owned a driver's license.
>> And not even a car, a driver's license.
Like >> Exactly. it. And and this is not like one of those things where like you buy some software and then you sign away your rights to your firstborn child in an enduser license agreement, which is like if you actually press those, they're like probably [ __ ] Um it's not like that. I I had to take a test. I had to take a test when I moved to California. I had to take a new test, sit down and like answer questions.
I never had to do that for any software I downloaded.
It is not unclear that you need to register your vehicle. [laughter] It's just not >> Who made you take the test?
>> Uh the who made [clears throat] me take the test? Nobody. Who said if you don't take this test then I guess you can leave? Uh the lady at the DMV.
>> You had to take it. Okay, I understand.
>> Yeah. Yeah. So like I had to take a test. It it was short. It was easy. It was But it it like I had to go over to like a little booth and sit down and answer some multiple choice questions.
Um and yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Wow. That's amazing.
>> That was the best story ever.
>> I He asked me to elaborate.
>> Yes. Your tag is expired.
>> I am a supervisor.
>> I am a supervisor.
>> Supervisor. That is the carest move ever.
>> Mhm. I it just never occurred to me to like ask the cop if I could talk to a supervisor. [laughter] >> Oh, >> what an actual [ __ ] >> This happens constantly. Actually, this happens a lot.
>> Does it buy them time while they like formulate an escape plan and like hollow little head? If you are being legitimately treated like [ __ ] because I I have seen videos I most of the time when is there a supervisor on duty that I can talk to.
Most of the time when that comes up with a cop with a cop with a cop. I'm talking about with a cop. Most of the time when that comes up it's [ __ ] About 2% of the time though, the supervisor comes up and is like, "Actually, no." Like this person. And it's always with First Amendment auditors who are like good at their job.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Um I Yeah. I Which is great. Which is great if you happen to be a First Amendment auditor, but like if that's not your job, maybe just shut the [ __ ] up and get a lawyer. And also like that should only be your job if like you have a lawyer and you and that lawyer can like tag team each other. Like you're both first amendment auditors and then like you're each other's lawyer because you never want to be your own lawyer.
>> Oh, don't do that.
>> Go on. Sorry.
>> See, you know, if there's if there's one cop there, there ain't no way in hell I want two of them [ __ ] there. So, I'm not asking for any [laughter] >> Yeah, that's what I'm like. I'm like, you know what? Just get me to the lawyer quicker. Yeah. Where's my phone? My one phone call.
>> [ __ ] >> My interactions with cops. What I do is I immediately turn on all of my like latent decrepit skills of social interaction to try and be somebody they like because that is the best way. I I will be an obsequious [ __ ] >> Oh no. You know what cops really love is cleavage. So, if you have any of that laying around like Yeah, work it.
>> I I can twerk.
>> Oh, yeah. You should try that. Let us know how it goes.
>> So, I'll need your license. You have a choice. Okay. And I'm going to explain this to you really probably once or twice to you. Okay.
>> I will call my super.
>> But he already explained that she was pulled over because she doesn't have a tag. Three times.
>> Multiple times.
>> Three.
>> Three. I counted.
>> Counted. [laughter] >> You did kind of good.
>> Visor, but if you fail to produce your information, >> call your supervisor. I'm not failing to do anything. I'm asking for you.
>> No. Yes, you are.
>> No, I'm asking.
>> It's upon demand.
>> It is upon demand. And >> if she was walking up to the vehicle and hadn't actually gotten in yet, um it's possible that she actually would would would be like in the right, but one she hasn't like that's not how this happened. Um she was driving it.
>> I'm demanding your supervisor.
>> No, you don't get to demand my supervisor. [laughter] >> His voice.
>> You wait.
>> That's beautiful. You serve the public.
Yes.
>> I didn't call at the time. I didn't hurt anybody. I'm not >> 526. Would you 56 me here?
>> Would you 56 me here? I assume that means give me backup.
>> No, I need your license, please.
>> I'm not doing anything commercially.
So, >> your tag is expanded here non-commercialcially.
[laughter] funny to me, [laughter] >> man. Whenever I stand on a street corner, it's always commercially.
>> I'll show you.
>> It's right here.
>> Ask her if she was doing business in the bank there. When she says yes, say, "Well, that's commerce." [laughter] >> Right. Right. Or frankly, like I I forgot to bring up this this um um actually point earlier, but when he says that's when you get your payday, oh, you're looking for a payday. That sounds like a That sounds like a commercial activity. [laughter] >> It does. It does. Um except that none of them have any hope of getting a payout.
>> No. No.
>> Stay here. Don't >> The smug >> she did stay there. I mean, she she is a >> she Yeah, >> they yelled at her for Yeah.
>> of this woman is off the charts. She was definitely confident that she could BS herself out of this trouble. Well, not happening.
>> Yeah, she thought she was right.
>> She did think that.
>> She did think that.
>> Vehicle registration. Driver license not bottled.
>> Oh, wow.
>> Also, driver license. I can turn this off actually for this.
>> That's not what the the AI video said would happen.
>> [laughter] >> No, but now >> confident now.
>> Yeah, >> she is competent, you know. [laughter] >> But so so and this would have come up anyway because he did ask for her driver's license. Um but >> also, uh this is in 2025. She hasn't had a driver's license since 2018.
That's impressive, [snorts] >> right?
Challenge accepted. [clears throat] >> So, is this your Jeep?
>> It is not.
>> Okay. I already know that.
>> Right. So, [laughter] Yeah.
>> Show a lawful stop.
>> It's lawful.
>> It's a lawful stop. It's a legal stop.
>> It's illegal. Is it illegal or lawful?
>> Look, it's both legal and lawful. Um >> and we we could talk about the distinction, but it doesn't [ __ ] matter. Like if you're if you're like even like when Vandy said like he all of his [ __ ] was together. He had all his [ __ ] together. He just failed to put the sticker on the back. He just didn't stick to >> sticker. I hadn't stick I hadn't put I There we go. Good pun. [laughter] >> Um it you know even though he had all this [ __ ] together still awful stop I I just >> it's still Exactly. I'd be like I'd be like they they'd pull me over and I'd be like oh man if this is because of my tag it's going to make a funny story on BSS this [laughter] week.
But it didn't happen. Instead, I watched a video and I was like, "It's right there. It's literally It's right there."
[laughter] So, I I I did it.
>> God damn it, Kip. How many bingo cards do you have this week?
>> Yeah. Uh, Kip, um, we might be we might be throttling all all internet from his particular region of [laughter] Canada.
>> Oh my god, Kip. I Yeah. Did he take all the I could you know it's a good thing they're not >> he might just take the stack right >> well well there's no limit you can make as many Actually I've considered upgrading the website so that instead of having one you can like make 10 at once and it automatically like marks them >> no that what no marking them is half the fun. What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?
You've never played bingo before.
Besides, >> no, I was too building too busy building a website to play. You >> should have tried bingo. It's a lot of fun.
>> Yeah, you should play bingo. [laughter] >> Like, yeah, finding them and marking them is half the >> Hold on. Can you Can you recommend a good bingo website?
>> No.
>> What the [ __ ] are you talking about?
>> Uh, the tapio, dude.
>> I'm not gonna argue with you.
>> I'm not arguing, sir. I'm asking you.
>> I'm asking you for your driver's license.
>> Literally arguing with him. I mean, okay, fine. She's not also like >> she's bickering. This is bickering.
>> Yeah. Yeah. But she's allowed to do that. Like that's not Okay. Yeah. Yeah.
>> She's being obnoxious, but >> No, but she's just factually wrong.
She's like, "I'm not arguing with you.
I'm just Correct." You know, >> she is factually wrong. And guess what?
You don't If you're just calmly factually wrong about a thing that you can get arrested about, you can get arrested. That >> it's a thing that they can do. Yeah.
>> It's a thing that can happen. in your vehicle in the state of Florida and you are >> I'm traveling. I'm traveling.
>> So, you're going to play that game?
>> No, I'm not playing any game. This is my This is my freedom talking about.
>> It is.
>> Yeah. Do Okay. You seem to understand that and have not comported with the requirements to keep that freedom intact.
>> Talking about you.
>> My my sergeant's on his way. And you >> We're talking about you as a public.
>> My sergeant's on the way. And you can talk to him.
>> You can talk to him.
>> Yeah. And I hope you know >> I hope you know >> what you're doing.
>> I hope I do too. After >> this cop, by the way, he handled that pretty darn well. He didn't get he didn't even get all up in her business.
He just kind of calmly and factually told her she's full of [ __ ] >> After a while, a sergeant arrived on the scene and he wouldn't take her sovereign citizen crap. Cap >> Kips Kip's uh Kip wants a vote. He's like actually demanding that you don't take the marking away from him. It gives him great joy.
>> Oh yeah, it would not be it would not be it would be a supplement. It would be additional functionality. It would not be um a replacement of existing functionality. I know enough about how companies shoot themselves in the foot to not do that >> and immediately put her under arrest.
>> She would back out real quick.
>> Not right now. I'm on a call. as soon as as possible though. I won't hold you up long.
>> Back out real quick.
>> All right.
>> Did you have to park there, bro?
Couldn't you have parked there?
>> No, I'm >> or there [laughter] like this guy like I MEAN I GUESS HE'S got enough room to do like a three-point turn and get out.
>> Like, >> hey, can you like hurry up and arrest that lady so I can >> call as soon as possible? I I don't even >> Yeah, fair enough. [laughter] But like also this guy's just like trying to get out of the parking lot. Like >> I get that. But he's [ __ ] right? Like do you I don't know. Like is this a thing that people do? It's like, "Hey officer, could you hurry it up?" Like when like he's clearly in the middle of an arrest.
>> I I I would I would say that there's no reason the cop had to park at that particular location. He's a cop and he wanted to like what >> that's that's where I'm I I'm not defending the lady that's getting arrested. I'm defending the person who's collateral damage.
>> No, I I totally get that. But, you know, I um Oh my god. I um was walking past a restaurant where two of the employees got into a fight. God, it was horrible.
I don't know why they didn't just close the restaurant for the time being, but apparently it was still open. No one would go in though because of all the cops surrounding the vid the you know parameter of the I don't know if you see a bunch of cop like five cop cars and 10 cops in a building and it's you know it's somewhat of a deterrent >> certainly >> which is why I would want to leave.
>> Yeah, you would want to do that but you can't because the cops there.
>> Yeah.
>> I mean that's that's just how life goes.
I mean, you can moan a [ __ ] about it, but like comps already amped up and ready to like arrest people like you like throw your hat in that ring.
>> Although, he did say like as soon as possible, I won't hold you hold you up long. And honestly, the guy has enough room to get around him.
>> He does. He could just go. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I won't hold you up long.
>> Tag is expired.
>> Uhhuh.
>> And she won't produce her driver's license.
registration or insurance.
>> Okay.
>> She's traveling.
>> Okay. Hi. How are you?
>> Good. How you doing? I'm good.
>> Good. So, I'm the day shift supervisor.
This officer has conducted a lawful traffic stop.
>> Is it lawful or legal?
>> It's it's a lawful traffic stop.
>> It is. And what what law am I?
>> They don't have to answer that. They don't they don't have to even know the answer to that. They just have to not be wrong. And if they are wrong, it gets dismissed. They don't go to jail.
I mean, but they can be wrong and you could still go to jail.
>> Yeah. Yes. Like [laughter] if if a cop pulls you over and they are wrong, you can still go to jail.
>> Especially a and and short term, hopefully you won't go to prison.
Hopefully, you won't be convicted. But if you're like this person, you're going to get put in a cell. And hopefully it will have dawned on you by the time they're saying, "Can you please go into the cell?" That, you know, you should listen. However, >> yeah, like the cop can be right, the cop can be wrong. You could still go to jail. Um, now your charges can be dropped and it can have no bearing on your future, but you still wasted time in jail.
>> Like, you can't get those minutes, hours, days back, right? So maybe don't play stupid games with cops.
Godamn. So stupid >> even if you're traveling.
[clears throat] [laughter] >> Right to travel.
>> What law is >> okay license registration? Uh >> that has nothing to do because you're going to jail.
>> Are you under arrest? Okay. So I So now she is being placed under arrest. Um I I do have one like >> Well, what why are you arresting me? Is your >> 1015 means I got a female partner is what that means.
>> Oh, [laughter] does it?
>> Nice.
>> Yeah.
>> 1015's for a male.
>> Yeah, >> right.
>> Welcome to America.
>> Wow.
>> This isn't >> She's the only one who didn't see this coming. Don't resist.
>> I'm not resisting.
>> Yeah, you are.
>> This is not even my car.
>> I got to say, if I was on a jury, >> uh I would never convict her for resisting.
>> I wouldn't. Yeah.
>> Like I They're They're saying that she was resisting there because she was holding on to her phone tightly. She's not resisting. She's >> No. Yeah. I Yeah. If I were in a jury, I I I've seen resisting. Um, people don't want to give up their phone like it's their only like >> contact like you're going to jail. Like, you know, can I can I keep my contact to the world so I can get out of jail?
Like, I understand the inclination to want to do it. No. The answer is always no. You can't keep your phone. It's the cop's phone now. Um, some you can get it when you're out of jail or someone you may be able to get it for you, but like Yeah. No, you're Yeah. No, >> man. This is why I have always done my best to avoid jail.
>> The number of people that are surprised that they don't get to take their phones into jails. [laughter] I know, right?
What the [ __ ] >> I >> Yeah, >> it's went up.
>> I did not >> And now it's not her car.
>> No, it wasn't. But I That doesn't mean that >> I don't Well, I mean, I don't know if it was her car or not. I I suspect it is her car. Um, like I mean, okay, so the car has expired tags and a cop is talking to you about it. Why isn't that the first thing out of your mouth?
>> A good point. [snorts] Good point. You're right.
>> Because if it's not hard, that is not You're right. Cuz that's one of those few things that like >> the owner of the car is the person responsible for that. If you're borrowing a car and you don't happen to check the tag, like [snorts] I've rented cars. I don't know if I've ever checked the tag on my rental before I've actually driven it.
>> No.
>> And there are horror stories out there.
Mostly from Herz.
[laughter] >> Bought this.
>> This is crazy.
>> I hope your camera is on.
>> Oh, it's on.
>> Yeah.
>> Hop in.
>> Hop in.
So the rest of this is just her Yeah. at the station and she's still talking [ __ ] >> She's still talking [ __ ] >> Now this went really well for her.
Bandy, um, can you like jump to minute 11? Sometimes.
>> Minute 11 of this one.
>> Of this one? Yeah. No. Yeah. 11.
>> Oh, you wanted to cover the uh I I did you want to cover the next one like next because she >> Yeah. she's just going to be in jail because that's what happens when you follow like what I liked about this one is just her calmly telling the cop how to do his own job.
>> And um this is where it gets you. This is >> Can I Can I just do this like 15 seconds? Cuz I like this part of it.
>> Okay.
>> Why are you putting me in here?
>> Why am I putting you in here?
>> She's like laughing like >> Why do you think I'm putting you in here?
>> Why are you putting me in here? This is absurd.
I I agree. This is absurd.
>> She is absurd.
>> Wow.
>> And >> there's nobody else.
>> What we're going to do is >> she's lucky she gets to keep that red.
>> Oh, she had this point right here.
>> I don't have a driver >> or an ID.
>> You didn't ask for an ID. She said driver license registration. You did not ask for an ID.
in the video that was shown that is true. It's possible they asked otherwise, but the way that she is emphatic about that.
>> Um, >> your driver's license is an ID.
>> It's an ID, but they did not ask her for an ID other than a driver's license. So, technically, I would not also charge her with failure to identify.
>> I wouldn't at this point because they >> No. At at this point, doesn't matter.
Oh, it's so it doesn't matter. That is something That is something a judge can throw out later. She deserves to be here.
>> Yes. Yeah. Correct. Oh. Oh, absolutely.
>> To be there. [laughter] >> Yeah. No. Yeah. I I'm not arguing with you. You're absolutely right.
>> No, you're and you're absolutely right.
Like that's the thing that like cuz they they charged her with resisting resisting without violence, which is a weird charge, but I guess exists for soft citizens. um uh driving without a license, which she did. Um and fail I I think failure to ID, which I think I I if I were the judge, I would throw that out. But this is the next bit.
>> I did not look.
>> Yeah, we don't need like >> I think there's like three minutes of her just cussing people out and she cusses people out the entire time. So, we can >> This is minute 11. You wanted to Yeah.
This is this is her ID. They asked her for ID. She puts this little strip of whatever in this thing right here. Yeah.
>> Yep. That's her ID.
>> Which, let me tell you, I have an ID. Um I have a few IDs.
>> We all have IDs. We know it doesn't look like I don't know. The government look like that.
>> They don't fold like that. And if they do, then there's some lamination problem.
>> When I first saw it, I thought she was trying to bribe them to get away from her. I'm like, >> did I [laughter] right? I I I bet that that's like a like a a thing she printed online. Like she printed out >> some some Yeah.
>> Oh, she needs to identify herself then.
>> Yeah.
>> We'll probably need more.
>> Yeah. Here, I'll I'll I'll >> Hello, ma'am. I'm Officer Kurlin. Can you speak with me for a moment? So, right now we have disorderly assault.
Um, and I forgot the other charge that Kin told me. She's so citizen.
>> So what?
>> She's a savage citizen. She's trying to take off, but >> See, this is a situation where you should be parking behind somebody. By the way, >> just saying, >> right?
>> Yeah.
>> Like like >> if you're a cop Yeah.
>> If you're a cop, you should be parking right here where the word still is.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Like we're we can't identify her and she's trying to drive away. Why is no one behind her?
>> It's w wild. still have to identify her.
>> Yeah, >> right now we're just trying to get >> So far, we got disorderly assault and then they want to trespass.
>> Okay, she doesn't want to give your information.
>> Nope. We're >> I don't know if I would [ __ ] with a place that was called Coyote Express with a hand payment sign like that. I just feel like I wouldn't want to [ __ ] with that.
>> I've been trying to talk to >> These are people who know how to [ __ ] work for a living. So, whenever I first walked up, she was screaming. Uh, and then I was like, "Hello, ma'am." She closed the door, rolled the window, locked it, and then didn't want to talk to me.
>> So, you don't know who she is?
>> Nope.
>> You want her for the employees like, "Yeah, they're disturbing her."
>> What was that?
>> They want her for assault. Knock out the window and drag her ass out. That's what I mean, that's what I think they're gonna do.
>> I mean, you know, those aren't not window breaking gloves. [laughter] I >> I mean, look, guys, if you see a cop walking up to you while putting on gloves, >> you're having a bad day.
>> Yeah. There's no way out of a bad day.
That's just You're going to have a bad time. There's no getting out of it.
None.
>> Yep.
>> Uh and yeah, I mean, there was a reason that I made Well, I mean, I I don't I have not seen this portion of this video. Um, but there's a reason I made window smash the free square because I didn't think we were going to see one.
It sounds like maybe we are. It sounds like maybe we are going to see a window smash. I don't know.
>> Our piece. We have several customers who are witnessing this. And then he's like, I also have video footage of her getting in mind faces.
>> Okay. And what is that that she put in the window?
>> Southern [laughter] citizen basically say she works through there. No searches, none of that. But we haven't even identified her yet.
>> Sticking a piece of worthless junk out of her window, clearly hoping it would buy her an escape. Instead, the officers were ready to demonstrate what happens when someone ignores a lawful command to step out.
[clears throat] >> Ma'am, this is Officer Marte with the Element Word Police Department. I need you to roll the window down and step out of the car, please. Oh.
>> Um, Vandy, you can can you put this up like 1.25 speed?
>> Yes.
Thank you.
Thanks, >> ma'am. We have to get you identified.
Okay, ma'am. This is Officer Mart with the Alawware Police Department. I'm now ordering you, giving you a lawful order to step out of the vehicle. Ma'am, if you do not step out of the vehicle, we're going to break your window. We're going to get you out. Okay.
>> This guy is so clear. He's very clear.
He's saying, "This is what I'm requiring. These are the consequences.
This is excellent communication. This is >> from from a law enforcement officer.
>> And for the record, they're never bluffing when they when they say things like this. So like, >> yeah, >> maybe I I don't know. Either comply or >> safe >> if you're going to stay in the car, you need to be on the phone with your lawyer. I'm just saying.
>> Yep.
>> Yeah. These these are professional cops.
They're not >> Yeah. These guys are doing Yeah.
>> No. And that Yeah. He knows and he knows he's being watched. So he's like, you know, just for the judge, look, I told I told like, okay, told her what she needed, what I needed. I g, you know, threw out a warning. Um, she she still didn't comply and I followed through on my warning. Um, and you know, here I am with her. Oh, >> hell. This might be the training video, >> right? This is good.
>> Yeah.
>> Ma'am, this is your last warning.
Do you have a baton or something? Go ahead.
Step out.
>> Step out, please. Go ahead.
>> Step out. And we're going to break. Are you going to step out? I'm going to >> He doesn't have to. He doesn't have to pause there and and be and give her that second chance. But she started screaming. Maybe she would comply.
Maybe.
>> If she had opened the door. No, she's going to jail. I think [laughter] >> she's going to jail. Yeah. No. No. There there's not a scenario where she doesn't go to jail. The >> question is, >> are is she going to keep her window intact? She uses so no but >> and um they're there in a um on a trespassing call too.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. They because she she was causing big problems with with the other Yeah.
>> with the business. Yeah. The business is like if you don't get this [ __ ] [laughter] >> and and the business like they're they're probably out like you know have stepped back and are like you know looking at it but they're not all up in her business anymore if they you know >> break this window. Step out.
>> Okay.
>> She said for those of you who can hear, she said no.
>> Oh, >> they didn't even break her window.
>> Seeing that the officers weren't joking, she decided to step out of the car, leading to her arrest right after.
However, like a sovereign citizen, she won't go down without a fight.
>> What are you talking for?
>> For what?
For what?
>> This is resistant arrest, by the way.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.
>> A lesser woman. A lesser woman would have been tased by now.
>> Yeah.
>> A lesser cop would have tased by now.
[laughter] >> Better piece off.
>> You want to get tased?
>> Better piece off. You want to get tased, huh? [ __ ] Give me the camera arm.
You don't want to get away.
>> You want go down?
What the holy [ __ ] >> I DIDN'T EVEN GO DOWN.
>> Get off of me.
>> Get off OF ME.
>> STOP.
>> GET OFF OF [screaming] ME.
>> Get off of me. Get off of me.
>> Oh my god. showing her whole ass.
[laughter] >> Man, I have >> that figuratively. I love this.
>> I have seen so many videos of cops that handle a situation like that so >> poorly. Poorly >> poorly. They they handled it great. Like they they >> six of them like why I I am no I saw this and I'm like how is she not tased?
I don't want her to be tased. No, I also don't want to. And neither do they.
That's why I like these cops is they don't want to get they're they're like, "Okay, yeah, she's freaking out."
>> They have other ways of handling it so far.
>> We're all Americans, right? Like everyone every American right now is shocked that this woman is has to this point gone unased.
>> Yeah. Yeah, >> like there there would have been the warning tase like when it's just like do you want me to tase you as they're tasing you? [laughter] >> That's the warning shot. I don't it it I I don't know. [clears throat] >> Maybe they would have been nuts and just got her in the leg.
>> GET OFF [screaming] OF ME. GET OFF OF ME.
>> GET OFF me over there. She's kicking cops. Do you see her?
>> Yeah.
>> She's kicking them. She's headbutting them. She's trying to run.
>> Like I I don't >> I don't >> And the cops with the tapers walked away. You seen them?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> They're just like this is fine. Like I I again I don't want her to be tased. I'm just I'm This is great. I I you know I more of this [laughter] but like I don't I don't understand it.
I >> I It's wild. It's It's wild. Um I >> It So wait real quick. Real quick. Like this is Claire. She does um Oh, what do you call it? The uh Oh [ __ ] Claire, what do you do? Uh she she deals with like uh stories. What's the genre called?
Um like uh following um court cases and stuff like that.
>> True crime.
>> Yeah, true crime. God damn. Yeah, she does true crime. So, she follows like [ __ ] like more so in the courtroom, but like she sees a lot of [ __ ] >> She thought for sure she'd be tased, >> right? No, like I was like I was like, >> "Yeah, no, she going to get tased. She going to get Damn." Like, how are they not tasing her? Right.
>> Well, she's fighting the hell out of these cops. And you can see over that cop's shoulder there's a cop just standing back there looking around like what in the world is going on here?
>> Yeah. [snorts] Yeah. Meanwhile, in Minneapolis, a guy can't help a woman off the ground and ask her if she's okay without being shot 12 times.
>> Oh my god.
>> Well, [laughter] >> true, but I wasn't going that far with it.
[laughter] >> I DON'T WANT HER TO BE SHOT AT ALL. At all. At all. Like I said, I think this is great. I think this is what cops should do. I'm just I I'm a I'm amazed that it happened in America.
>> It It's like It's like the these the way that these cops on this video are handling this situation is great.
>> Whoa. Is she possessed by a demon? Hold on.
>> [snorts] >> Okay, listen. I've been playing a lot of Skyrim. [laughter] >> Yeah. One, it's too late for that. But two, I've been playing some Skyrim and I think she might be a vampire cuz there there's some >> Yeah, >> her her words say I don't want to be in trouble. Her face does. [laughter] >> No, that that look though. I mean, I I see it because that that face test I would tear your face off if I didn't have these handcuffs on.
>> Like that. Oh my god.
>> I fought all three of you [ __ ] Just take these off. [laughter] >> I would I CAN TAKE ALL MY bare hands.
Get these off. [laughter] Oh my god.
That her face right there. Yeah. It's kind of crazy.
>> It's like right here is crazy.
>> Yeah. For $2, Jester says, "Welcome to a demonstrated Sunday." Thank [laughter] you.
But yeah, no, the Oh my god.
>> Like, look at that.
[snorts] Like, I I'm pretty >> It looks to kill, right?
>> I I think she might be a vampire because in Skyrim, I've been playing a lot of Skyrim and, you know, I play for the Dawn Guard and I got like got to go out and like kill the vampires that are out in Skyrim and they look like this. [laughter] She holds.
>> Can you please say my people?
>> People get my phone off the ground.
>> I'll be home and cool. It's going to be a cool dude.
>> They said yes to both of those.
>> They said that. Yeah, they said yes. Are [snorts] you going to call her lawyer for her? God damn.
>> Does she know them? Is she like the daughter of somebody or the wife of somebody big? Because she's crazy.
>> I think that she just tuckered herself out. No, like for them. She's just like, "Go get my phone." Yes, ma'am. That never happens.
>> They're not doing Well, they're not. I know. I know.
I I'm not expecting him. I I'll be If he gives her >> If he gets her phone, >> I'll be actually mad. Yeah. But >> if he goes and gets her phone like >> No, I mean, but even even the part where he's placating her like all the other like all the other videos you watch, it's just like, "No, I'm not doing shit." And you can't like you can't tell me how to >> I think we owe a public safety message on this one. If you do this to five cops, this probably isn't how this is going to turn out. [laughter] >> Yeah. No, this is a good way to like like >> I [snorts] >> like if you're suicidal, this is a great video for you.
>> Wow. Maya, you've never so efficiently demonetized one of your own streams. I'm not monetized.
>> You know what I mean?
>> Yo, look. You could say suicide. I'll say it all. I We say suicide. I've said I've said murder. I've said kill. I've said a lot of [ __ ] [ __ ] tonight. Um I'm not monetized. Like the the only money I get is from what the uh what you call it give me. There's no sp I don't have to plate sponsors. I'm not going to I I you know I I honestly don't think that the 17 cents I get a month from sponsors is worth like the [ __ ] of making people watch an act. [snorts] So like [ __ ] that. I'm going to speak my my mind. And this is a goddamn suicide mission. Do not try this at home.
>> True.
>> Can you please say my vehicle?
Get my phone off the ground. Y >> I'll be calm. It's going to be a cool dude. They just robbed me.
>> Well, don't yell if you're going to be cool.
>> I'm trying to be cool, dude.
>> Try harder. [laughter] [clears throat] >> Hold on. Joe, did you say try harder or is that the video that said try harder?
>> Video.
>> Okay. [laughter] >> Hey, I just Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Guys, did have either of you seen the um Oh, whoops. I'm sorry. I Fidian click um this one.
Have either of you seen the movie Crybaby with Johnny Depp? Um, >> no.
>> Oh my god.
>> Um, I think that was a John is it John Walters movie? He directed it. Um, it's a cult classic, but again, it's before Vandy's time. Um, but yeah, there is this chick in there called, you know, I should just find it.
Her name is Hatchetface. And now that now that Titan says it, I can't unsee it.
>> I've heard of Hatchet Face. Well, no.
Hatchet the hatchet paste that I'm familiar with is from the web serial worm, I think.
>> Yeah, not that one. Actually, hold up.
Don't don't do anything. I'll show you right now.
>> Yeah, >> it's it's a it's a pretty spot-on.
>> Oops. I don't know if you can like see that. This is at your face.
[laughter] That explains that.
>> Yeah. [snorts] Yeah. Good call, Titan.
Good call.
>> Oh, it's not letting me >> destroy my life.
>> Yeah, I know. Sorry. There you go.
>> Be cool.
>> I'm trying to be cool, dude.
>> Try harder. You acted like a 5-year-old throwing a tantrum.
>> They just robbed me, dude. I was going to try and do the right thing. I'm sorry about that. I really am.
I'm just I just came to get MY [ __ ] CALIBRATED. THIS GUY DOESN'T LIKE ME FOR SOME REASON. SO, >> DAN, you definitely need to get your [ __ ] calibrated.
[clears throat] >> He broke my machine.
>> My dad, I can't. [laughter] It's like she got arrested so speaking in tense.
>> She's so much calmer now, though. Like, >> oh, yeah. It's like, wait a minute, I can't go to jail. [laughter] I was definitely not like, you know, the consequences of my actions.
>> I I Oh, dude. This is This is wild.
>> Yeah.
>> I need to move to this like town and >> Right.
>> start committing crimes.
>> My dad's old.
>> You should have thought about that. You should have >> I didn't do anything.
>> My dad's My dad's dead. How do you feel now, lady?
>> Illegal. I didn't do nothing illegal. I did nothing illegal.
Trespassing is illegal.
>> I'm just saying that's that's why they were called.
>> Disturbing the peace is also illegal.
>> So, I don't know. They like her so much that if she has just been compliant, she probably they probably could have been like, "Hey, they don't want you here. Go away."
[clears throat] >> Um, >> yeah, she she'd probably be she could be home right now. I >> Yep.
>> Jeez.
>> She tried. Sorry. I mean, >> she [laughter] she did tell the cops that, but like are you really doing your job if you leave this woman alone in public?
>> She assaulted someone, by the way.
>> All the cops.
>> Did she assault somebody before that?
>> That's what they said.
>> Yeah. Well, that's why they were called.
Like she was um >> Well, I I I thought she was being obnoxious. I didn't know she like assaulted somebody. I forgot.
>> Well, that's why they call the cops because she was she had been in the establishment like wreaking havoc or whatever. Like you didn't get to see any of that. They were just he was just >> it was his side.
>> Like you there's a lot of ways to wreak havoc that don't involve assaulting somebody.
>> No, those are my my words. Like he had this whole boring story that we glossed over that you're making me retell when we could just be watching her get arrested. legal.
>> What's your name? Sit over there.
>> Katie.
>> Katie. What?
>> Why are you laughing?
>> I just I know who you are. I didn't know.
>> That is the least surprising part of this story. The cop knows who she is.
[laughter] >> Know who I am. No, you don't.
I didn't even do anything illegal. What the you guys with me for?
You're going to be charged with uh with assault, disorderly conduct, matter of peace officers.
>> I didn't even do nothing.
>> Did you got a chance to tell her when she was there that she needed to leave THE PREMISES?
>> I DID. I WAS IN MY CAR WHEN YOU GOT THERE.
>> I WALKED UP. She closed the door. Didn't want to talk to me.
>> I didn't even do nothing.
>> And resisting.
>> Okay.
>> Can you get my phone? My phone's over there.
>> We'll get your phone >> and my my bag. I need my bag. I'm trying to go to school. I'm starting school, too. I didn't even do nothing illegal.
>> Lower your voice.
So check this out.
>> Oh.
>> Oh, I love it. I love it. You know, when in doubt, it's like the classic Kieran move. I'm not getting my way. I must cry.
>> Doing neck shackles. Okay.
>> NO.
>> WHY AM I GOING TO JAIL? YOU GUYS ARE ARRESTING ME FOR NOTHING.
>> EXPLAIN IT.
>> I just explained it.
>> Yeah. I I love that. It's just like, why am I going to jail? Long list of crimes.
What?
>> Yeah.
>> I know. Stop it.
>> But I didn't do anything wrong.
[laughter] >> You're arrested me for nothing.
>> Like no long list of crimes. [laughter] It's just like godamn >> you kick me. We're have another problem.
>> Why the is also a crime?
>> Yeah. You >> if you just go up to somebody on the street and just kick them like you've committed assault and battery.
>> Yeah. [snorts] Now it's a cop, >> you know? [laughter] God. And it it actually is worse if you kick kick a cop just like for the [ __ ] of it than if you kick a cop while he's trying to arrest you. It's worse.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Don't go up and kick charge.
Yeah. That's Yeah. If you if you just kick a cop while they're arresting you, it's probably all going to be subsumed under resisting.
>> Maybe.
>> Hopefully for you.
>> I didn't do nothing.
>> You did a lot of things.
>> A lot of things. As the officer put more restraints on her and escorted her to the squad car, she began to demand to go to the hospital, giving her more chances to run away, >> which yeah, I mean, >> and and which sucks because like she does know a number of her rights like they like Okay, so she's arrested. She's now word of the state. They have a responsibility to make sure that she's in good health. Um >> yeah, >> that um so >> yeah, I >> people do abuse that they they have them in particular.
>> I mean, they I don't think they're going to let her get away with it, but like that that's like uh >> but it's also it's not it's not something that they can like add to or charge for wasting their time on that because like you just blanket get a right and it's a lot of people. No.
Yeah. And that's what I'm saying.
>> Exactly. They Exactly. And it's >> But you know, >> he's trying to abuse that hole in the system. So, >> but yeah, >> her.
>> Yeah.
>> When she didn't get her away, she started to throw a fit again.
>> No, you didn't.
>> I want to go to the hospital now. You injured me. I'm screwing the out of you.
>> Wait, what happened to all those tears?
>> Take me to the hospital.
>> I don't want to go to THE HOSPITAL. I WANT >> AROUND YOUR UNIT.
>> I WANT TO GET OFF OF ME. [screaming] forward this game.
>> You're just hurting yourself more. What are you doing?
>> It's like we're holding your arms. If you just go limp, you're going to break your shoulder.
>> Oh, get up.
>> These are the gentlest cops >> ever to cop.
>> What was that? These are the gentlest cops.
>> They really are.
>> They these cops are are I mean I Right.
>> Yeah. YEAH.
[screaming] >> I can't breathe.
>> Stop fighting. You won't be able to breathe. Don't really have pulled her up from that exact position she was in two seconds ago in a way that would have made her scream.
Jeez, >> stop complaining about Big Go.
>> After placing the woman in the back of the squad car, the officers returned to her vehicle and tried to learn why she was upset. And the reason was as stupid as you might think of.
>> But I'm also a little hyped up.
This is the only bag I see.
>> That's what she wants.
>> I'm assuming she said she wants her bag.
>> How about a keys to the car?
>> Yeah, we need to take those. When they said that's the only bag I see, I assumed it was like a bag full of either marijuana or cocoa.
>> Right. Yeah.
>> Right.
>> They're like, "No, we got to get her her toiletries."
>> Right.
>> Right there.
>> Oh my god. Well, real quick. Real quick.
Uh, for $2, Jester says, "Spoiler, she's not starting school today." No, she's not doing [ __ ] today, but going to jail.
Um, she might get schooled in jail. Um cuz she ain't playing any of these tricks on the inmates. Like that is >> for sure. I feel like I I feel like the way her luck is going, she's going to get offered a job by the time she gets [laughter] out of jail.
>> We We used to tell new people when they came in, they could push the button up by the door that rings into the booth and that if they would tell them how sorry they were for what they did, they would let him go. And [clears throat] uh >> uh it was it was a lot of fun to watch sometimes. Uh just a related story.
>> I really [clears throat] >> Oh, that's mean.
>> I want to go to jail and tell somebody to do that.
>> We also told them they had to put in their breakfast order when [laughter] there tell him what all you wanted for breakfast the next morning or you weren't going to get anything. And uh they did that a lot too. It was >> Wow.
Hold on.
>> Way to find your own entertainment in jail.
>> Yeah. Like like when when they did that, were the guards in on it >> and be like, "Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, sir. Yes, sir." Or >> immediately like that it would immediately pay off or was it like a long con?
>> They would the cops would immediately look at look up at a few people in the cell and be like, "You guys knock it the [ __ ] off. I don't want to have to come back here tonight. just stop.
>> That That's pretty much the response it would get usually.
>> Fair enough.
>> Yeah. No, my my strategy if I ever end up uh like in a jail adjacent situation is to uh shut the [ __ ] up. [snorts] >> I could just I [laughter] I I don't know. I just thinking about being a CEO and somebody's like, "Please please, Mr. Officer. I'm really sorry. Anything [laughter] you say can or will be used against you in a court of law, [ __ ] Why are you [laughter] like this?
>> If you do find yourself going to jail, my best advice for anybody, most anybody. This doesn't apply to everybody because some of you [ __ ] are weird. But uh like for most everybody, be yourself and and don't try to act tough. That that's the best two things I can tell you for going to jail.
>> Yeah.
people.
>> That's why you think I would do fine.
Yeah. No, I'm really bad at acting tough.
>> Uh, this is pretty much the rest of this one. Um, we can get started on the last one, which is fantastic.
>> What happens to [ __ ] in front of judges?
>> All right. This guy, >> the video said that you would be a-okay if you tried this [ __ ] in front of a judge. So, >> I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
>> No, no, no. Keep going. I'm I'm just making motions because I'm excited and I'm expressing it >> just >> you know what far is for me to hold you back.
>> Let's go.
>> All right. Uh so this is um our friend Ernie.
>> I think it's Ernie, right? Ernie Turtlegate. I think I think this is our turtle gate >> and and crazy. [snorts] So the video is and this guy is their number one person and if you just Google sovereign citizens you're going to see this particular dude on your top 10 if you like I would be surprised if you didn't craziest sovereign citizen moments of all time by courtroom consequences who is 1.5 almost not quite million subscribers and this video uh from a couple months ago has a quarter million views and this this guy is a famous >> you want to stand up I give you recognition >> by the way we're we're cutting into the middle of a clip where the the um defendant here Ernie Turtlegate I think it's Ernie um Yeah, it is Remy.
He's the softit. He's dressed up like uh Paul Rivere because reasons. Um and uh he he he's going to talk about some of the the finer aspects of Saw Shery about how if you stand up, you give them recognition.
>> Please stand up. Stand up.
>> No, stand up. Pick me up. I cannot give you recognition. I'm constrained by the United States Constitution of >> He's refusing to comply, but he's also saying that he will he's not going to like >> I'm not just going to respect a judge.
Pick me up if you want me up like that.
Like, oh, we're starting off strong, my man.
>> Oh, yeah. No, this guy, this is like this guy. Yeah. 1789.
>> We start off with the case of Ernie Tertelgate.
>> Turtle Gate >> facing multiple charges including driving with a license.
>> That is how you pronounce it or or spell it, but I pronounce it turtle.
>> Suspended obstructing a peace officer.
>> I suspect you're not the only one.
>> I I would hope not.
>> A peace officer in Eureka, Montana.
Representing himself as a sovereign citizen. Tertelgate believes he's not bound by common law.
>> Yeah. a sovereign citizen would have to represent themselves because no lawyer >> is that like Joe Dee.
>> Hold on. That's actually wild though what he just said.
>> He said he's not bound by common law.
Most soft will say that they would be bound by common law.
>> That's actually like a a thing that a lot I I think it goes >> if he misspeak.
No, I think he might just be I mean I possibly or this guy actually doesn't even think he's bound by common law, which would be pretty wild because like the reason I don't always bring up why is it not okay to murder people is because most Savv sits are like okay well yeah but I mean in common law you can't murder people so it's still fine.
But if if he's not actually bound by common law, then there isn't any law that he thinks binds him at all, which means that he thinks he is perfectly allowed to do whatever he wants.
>> So, this actually went on for a long time with him.
>> Yeah.
>> Uh this is one of his many dozens of court appearances uh trying to get this resolved uh in some way.
>> Yeah. And uh >> and what's the underlying offense?
>> Well, there he's had a few. Not all of them are the same underlying offense. I think possibly this is the one that is um one of his underlying offenses that ended up having a saga of court appearances was fishing without a license in a certain waterway.
>> Right. Right.
>> What >> ends up being that's a big deal in some places.
>> [laughter] >> places it is.
>> Um I'm sorry.
Oh, okay. I before we um get more into this, I did I forgot um [clears throat] that today is flag day. Um which is really important. So if you don't have your flags, people, you got to go get one.
>> In 2024, NASA researcher Rachel All right.
>> You know, I'm gonna put members um above in the chat. Everybody get your flag day. You have to have a flag.
>> I I assume that was my internet going badly, but uh >> we're doing Turtle Gate.
>> Turtle Gate.
>> Turtle Gate.
>> He doesn't even claim his own name.
>> Mr. Trail has been charged with two misdemeanor offenses which we'll be trying today.
>> I must object. I am not the name that he is referring to. I am the living man.
>> He is the living man. He uh is he the only living man because I'm also a living man. Uh Joe, are you are you a man?
>> Yes.
>> Are you living?
>> I think so.
>> Are you a living man?
H do you think it's kind of [ __ ] that one dude's able to take the title?
>> Big questions. Uh >> what now? I'm sorry I missed it.
>> I was just saying that like I feel like this guy's not able to to to do that like like just completely take the title the living. I'm I'm a living man.
>> Okay.
>> Well, >> what is there something going on here with the living man or >> Oh yeah. So, so living man is one of those um it's a dog whistle kind of thing. Uh I mean it's not a dog whistle, but it's like an indicator, but it's not meant >> there's not like a subliminal message, which I think dog whistle kind of implies, >> but not necessarily.
>> Well, when sits here that they know that you're one of their own.
>> Yes.
Yes.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. or free man on the land. Free man on the land. That is a >> Yeah, that one definitely.
>> Oh yeah, that'll piss off a cop real quick.
>> But if you say I am the living woman or I am the, you know, the real woman or the real man or something like that. One of these things that just it it kind of it's using all the same words. It's just putting them in an order that you haven't heard before because then they can like claim ownership over it.
>> Oh, okay. So, since we stopped, I'm just going to do this so we can get out of the way. Um, [laughter] $2. Jester says his punishment should include giving me his hat.
>> People are loving this hat.
>> It's pretty all right. Like, no. The the the dude's passion sense is not his problem.
So many problems though.
>> It it's it's a contributor to his problem, but like for hilarious reasons, not because the fashion sense itself is problematic.
>> Riley refers to ma'am is held by the state in all capital letters and is identified by the state on the state's driver's license. Ma'am, I >> they have an obsession with uh the the importance of capital letters.
>> I am not the all capital fiction. I am the living man whose mark is that of life. It is called a signature and the nature of this sigil ma'am is the living person. It is never in all capital letters.
>> What if I sign my name in all capital letters? This is the thing where like if your name is in all letters that means you're part of a corporation and it's not really >> because that's why it's all caps on a on your social security cards because it means it's you the corporation not you the individual or some [ __ ] >> Yep.
>> That's what he's arguing.
>> You will allow Mr. rally to continue and you will have >> I must object ma'am without proper evidence of oath and bond as required and I am backed ma'am by 20 United States Supreme Court cases to this end it should have been brought to my mind more than >> by United States Supreme Court cases name one wait I'm sorry Vandy you >> oh okay cuz [snorts] I'm like I I don't know if any Supreme Supreme Court cases that affirm anything like they're not even making >> he hasn't even made like a particularized claim. Yeah. like the I was able to show that earlier I knew that they were going to bring up 18 USC and I was like >> and here's the thing like even if you're right right you can't just say a Supreme Court case backs my decision like you actually have to give like >> chapter verse >> yeah yeah you need the case and you need to site where in the case that which judge said the said which thing that supports your case like it. Oh my god, there's something wrong here.
Listen. No, it's to him. Wait, let me >> a month of guilt and no evidence has been brought forward of any competency of any of this.
>> The judge >> That's true. I have no evidence of competency on screen.
>> Ordered him to stop talking. Clearly, it didn't work.
>> The judge can do that.
>> They can. Yeah, you're in a court of law. It may it may seem unfair and like it's it >> No, it's a mercy. She's [laughter] >> God.
>> It's like you are only getting in more trouble. I'm trying to help you. And he's just Well, we'll see what he does with that.
>> You are not getting a rough Mr. Riley again.
>> Ma'am, who can tell the living man >> in a commercial event such as this? a commercial event such as this.
Apparently his trial, which I I believe I had to put this together, um, and I could be wrong. I think this is the trial for his fishing without a license.
Like there's a jury in the room right now. I think I think.
>> Okay.
>> And he is saying, uh, who has the right to tell the living man? Referring to himself, the judge. This lady has the right. She is the judge. She is allowed to tell people who >> and even when she's wrong in that like sorry that you're not going to win.
You're not going to win.
>> Sir, >> who has the right to tell the living man when he can speak and when he cannot speak, what sounds he can make and what sounds he cannot make? I cannot, ma'am.
In honor of the Constitution of the United States, I cannot allow a man who carries British recognition for the purposes of British ministerial law to continue to prove.
>> That's the trick, right?
>> As British >> British ministerial lawute [laughter] mean >> just raise it up to somebody over your head or perceived over your head and then say they not me. They're the ones that said that you can't ask uh you can't put my name on all capitals on that piece of paper and it mean anything. Uh so you have to take it up with them and the them is some random >> Yeah. Judge Judy. Oh my god.
>> Yeah.
>> Damn it.
>> I cannot man. I have to honor the the founders man. I honor the memory of those who fought and died that we could be free of this very type of thing. We take him to >> Oh my god.
>> Stand up.
>> The judge ordered him out of court.
>> He's like, "Get the [ __ ] out." I love her.
>> Right.
>> Wouldn't go quietly. He even refused to stand.
>> Stand up.
>> I have reminded you.
>> If I stand up, I give you recognition.
>> That's not how that works, man. Okay.
It's really not.
>> Yeah. that standing isn't like a spell where you know it's magical jurisdiction as long as you're >> this is [laughter] this is all magical thinking there is so much magical thinking that is I think like the fundamental like thing is is that they have like magical legal thinking >> right >> recognition time's over you're going to jail >> please stand up >> pick me I cannot give you recognition.
I'm constrained by the United States Constitution of 1789.
>> Finally, he sent one last remark to his lawyer.
>> Sir, you're a postman native. What are you doing back in a British recognition?
>> I don't know why that's so funny.
>> Gentlemen, what?
>> You're a Boseman native. I think B, you know, I think that means I I think that means something local. Okay.
>> I I imagine I don't know. Um but he he's talking to somebody who he knows like grew up in the same neighborhood and saying, "You know better. Why are you backing the bridge?"
>> No, I mean I understand the gist [laughter] of it of what he's saying. I don't understand the words though.
>> Yeah. I'm I'm like I'm kind of uh putting together pieces that I don't have here.
>> Fair enough.
1989 constitution an overthrow of the bill of rights. I do have a duly appointed court representative. Ma'am, >> he has made his way through everything.
>> He will speak as my voice >> that >> is he referring to himself as in the third person.
>> No, I think he's referring to to to um courtappointed counsel.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> That he was ignoring. I think he lit because he said that like it could be I could be wrong. It could be that he's referring to somebody that he brought along that's like if you guys take me out then you're gonna talk to him. I think he's referring to court courtapp appointing counsel.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah. I mean >> he's mumbling and like not and it's all gibberish, right? So, I'm [laughter] having a hard time following.
>> I was Yeah, I was looking. I was I was trying to like This guy reminded me of somebody and I tried to find who it was and I was like, "Okay, well, it was a person who showed up in like a blue robe."
>> Oh, and you know what? That's a good point. Why did they There's a reason they do this. We went over this before.
Why is it 17? Is it 89 law instead of like I don't know. The Constitution's been um we've added amendments and so like it's been updated a number of times. Like why that?
>> Yeah. Well, it wasn't it wasn't ratified in '89, was it?
>> When was it? It might have been 89. It might have been 89. It Oh, well, technically was 88 actually.
>> They they did a they changed a whole bunch of stuff in 1789. It's actually one of the >> Is that what the the Bill of Rights added? Uh, no. [laughter] >> Okay. So, um, I did the Google, the thing that none of the SAB says has been able to do >> and, um, it says it refers to the core conspiracy theory. Google's starting off strong here. uh used by the sovereign citizen movement which falsely claims that the United States Constitution 1789 replaced the lawful common law United States with an illegitimate corporate maritime system.
>> Yeah.
>> Well, this guy this guy was buying into the Constitution though.
>> So Well, he's saying that he's invoking that.
>> Yeah. So, I don't think he thinks it's illegitimate.
A lot of them do. A lot of them do think the Constitution is illegitimate.
>> No, I get that. That I get that I get.
But, um, the straw man deception, the ratification of the Constitution 1789, established a government of corporate entities rather than flesh and blood people. The government supposedly created an all caps legal fiction representing your corporate trust while your physical self remains a natural person immune to statutory laws. Yeah, there you're not immune to any laws people. Um it is kind of not not oh god if you fall if you're breaking a law that it would you're not immune to it. Um, flag anomalies. Sauces argue that gold fringe flag in a courtroom signifies an admir admirality >> or maritime law, meaning court has no jurisdiction over a common law, American national.
>> Yeah.
>> Holy [ __ ] >> He brings this up actually.
>> Okay, let's go.
>> I think he does. Uh, hold on. I have to >> Oh my god. Even Google talks about the word word magic. Um, engaging in word magic by demanding courts prove they have physical contract with a flesh and blood person. I like this is great.
>> These legal arguments have no basis in law despite claims that they can completely legally opt out a government jurisdiction. Sovereign citizens defenses are consistently rejected by courts.
Yeah. Like I can't think of one time when they're well Mr. Anderson last time we did this Mr. Anderson was on and he was saying like yeah if a sovereign citizen happens to be right like it's just like happen stance and it's not like and he's >> arguing for the thing well he he rarely got the technicality on the thing he's arguing for. Mhm. Yeah.
It's like an ancillary point that he might have accident he might have accidentally mentioned or the judge just sponte is like, "Oh, I noticed that this actually technically isn't in my jurisdiction because it literally occurred two streets over from where my jurisdiction is." [laughter] Yeah.
>> Yeah.
Yeah. Uh I mean it doesn't does it ma does it matter like the thing the thing that they try to do is create more legal paperwork more court dates more stuff and then so a mistake like that does happen and then they're like >> oh well now you messed up somewhere procedurally and I'm going to call you on that.
>> That's like that's part of all of this too right.
>> Yeah. Yeah. But I don't even think like when they have one it's because there there also has been like a legitimate thing. It's never the Sav's hit point.
The Sav point.
>> That's what I meant. Yeah.
[laughter] >> That's that's what I meant. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> It's always something different other than their actual points that they get caught up on.
>> Some procedural thing that they actually screw up on along the way.
>> Yeah. And even that's like pretty rare.
Like that doesn't happen that that often.
But that wasn't the only time he was dragged out of court for running his mouth. He also fished in public lakes without a fishing license.
>> Landed him in the courtroom facing a 10-year prison sentence and up to $50,000 in fines.
>> Again, >> yeah, I mean, those seem aggressive.
>> Objection to the proceedings of this horse.
>> I mean, no. I mean, it seems like they threw the book at him just so like he would stay away. Like maybe you'll learn the lesson if we go hard on you.
>> Yeah, >> he did not.
>> No.
>> Let's see. This is on the dry land jury.
>> What shall be my remedy? What should be my remedy?
>> What is the argument here?
>> What is the argument here? [laughter] >> Basis for the argument. This is the flag of my country. That is the flag of the ocean.
>> All right. I do not have I don't have a a visual effect on this on this video.
>> Yeah, >> that's not those aren't those aren't white stars on a blue background, are they? Is this okay? Because like if this is what like a situation with like the dress and those do look like blue stars or white stars on a blue background, >> you know, if you ask the chat, there's always going to be that [ __ ] that says yes. Right.
>> I don't think Daryl's here.
>> Uh, no. Like I don't know where where he got that flag, >> right?
>> Like he's like this is the flag of my country. What country are you from, sir?
I that is like like this these are black or you know blue dark blue stars on a white background right like I'm not >> no we don't have to belabor the point you're right >> okay I'm sure >> anybody here smell salt there >> seagulls >> appeared in the most ridiculous court outfit >> this is not the most ridiculous court outfit that I have seen one of these sovereign citizens wore I I I I I was like I'm pretty sure I remember a sovereign citizen showing up in a blue robe and I like >> the lawyers that dress worse than this, >> right? But like I couldn't find it and I asked Chat PD to help me find the the blue robe and it found one but it wasn't the one I was thinking of. There were more than one sovereign citizen video that showed up in a blue robe.
I have I can show them if you want, but >> ever a feathered hat, a curled mustache, and a no hunting, no trespassing sign around his neck.
>> No hunting, no tres. Is that what that says? No hunting, no trespassing. Why?
>> And a no hunting, no trespassing sign.
>> Yeah. See, >> [ __ ] why?
>> So that you don't hunt or trespass on his person. I don't know why.
>> Da >> I was like, you're not allowed to hunt humans. So, does he have elk like in his jacket? I don't know.
>> Around his neck.
>> So, it becomes very swiftly logical, very clear immediately that the presence of a driver's license on your person actually doesn't make you safe on a highway, does it?
>> That's not the purpose of a driver's license.
I mean somewhat you know I mean the whole purpose of like going through all the [ __ ] is so that you are safer on the roads than somebody who does not have you know.
>> Fair enough. Yeah.
>> But like >> it should correlate correctly. Oh [ __ ] they pulled your crazy ass over out there too.
>> Yeah. Yeah. But like and then and then there's the reason he's here, >> right?
>> What is it that makes you safe on the highway?
>> Common sense.
>> Common. comments.
>> The jury was in the palm of his hand.
The judge was not. All >> right. So, nobody needs licenses anymore. All you need to show is that you have common sense. Maybe we can test for road common sense and, you know, indicate that you have it on a card.
>> Could be.
>> Be quiet right now. I will have you arrested. Stormy, you're in contempt of law. I'm standing for >> constitution into custody, please.
>> Oh, I love it. Yet another judge. We're just like, [ __ ] this. [laughter] Get out.
>> Yeah, this is this is a different judge.
This is >> different judge.
>> Multiple judges interact with this person.
>> No, I I love it. It's just like, you know what? You're done. Like, I can't We're not doing more this more. Just go.
>> Yeah.
hold him in contempt for his rambling, but that didn't stop him.
>> We understand.
>> Keep your hands off of me. Keep your hands off of me. Keep your hands off of me.
>> A military crime stop.
>> That never works. By the way, >> the officer push >> telling telling an officer to keep their hands off of you never works.
>> Yeah, >> but I said you couldn't touch me.
>> I know. Like, no. This This isn't a date, [ __ ] [laughter] You don't You don't get to give consent.
[laughter] >> Oh man.
>> Tailgate out of the room. But he had other plans.
>> Oh [ __ ] >> What are we doing?
>> Uh, now he's giving Now he's giving him a piggyback ride.
>> Oh my god.
>> How is How are these people not tased?
>> Don't hurt.
>> What are we doing? How are you not tased right now?
>> Look at this [ __ ] Like I I can't right now. Like this is nuts.
>> The living man.
>> This is a th this thing right here. You know what that is people, right? Like we all know. [laughter] >> We all know what that is. I mean it's just an easy reach of the officer too, right?
>> I just I don't understand.
Yeah, other people have been they've used that in other people for far less, >> right? It's like why it Yeah.
>> A full-on fight ensued and the officer climbed on Tertelgate's back like a horse without a saddle while Tertelgate begged him to get off.
>> Leave me alone, boy. This man, >> leave me alone.
>> Deserve this.
He's got people in the background that are saying like stuff in his his defense, which is what you see here.
>> Yeah, I know. Okay, that it's an unreasonable request.
>> You're damn right. [laughter] >> I don't care how many people say it.
Like, we're past the cops leaving him alone. He's trying to like lift a cop in the air and throw him. Like, no. None of them to be fair, none of them are like going and like putting their hands like you know so far at least. I don't know if that that happens but like this this guy's like I am watching. [laughter] >> I mean it it's you know like >> it's not a UFC fight but [laughter] I mean you know it's still highly entertaining.
He hasn't done any wrong.
>> Why has no one been able to tell him what wrong? He's not doing me any harm.
>> Why has no one been able to tell him what wrong?
>> Back off.
>> Are you getting it?
>> I'm backing off. Respect me.
>> Trulgate's crowd of supporters yelled from the sidelines.
>> This cop kind of needs backup.
>> There was no stopping this arrest. After a short struggle, Tertelgate finally surrendered on one condition.
>> I'm afraid you're going to break my wrist and damage my shoulder.
>> I have an aging trouble with him.
>> I understand. I'm asking you back >> when I comply.
>> It will not be because contract is established.
>> I'm comply.
>> That was always the case, my guy.
That is not how contracts work.
>> It is not. lying under force of duress word >> because he asked a question.
>> Your honor, can I ask a question without getting >> What is your question, sir?
>> My question is is what did Ernie do wrong? What did he do wrong?
>> He's not following the procedure and jurisdictions.
>> What are the procedures?
>> What do you mean what did he do wrong?
Okay. At very I mean Okay.
>> He fought with cop five minutes. Yeah.
>> I mean that that just is resisting arrest.
>> They they gave you the court gives you an order. You have to like fulfill it.
They come they get you to stand up. You refuse to stand up. They they pull you to your feet. Now you're like leaving the Yeah. Well, okay. That was the previous I guess. Uh >> no. Yeah. I mean, okay. The judge told him to leave. That was an order that he had to comply with at that point. that at the point that he didn't comply with the judge's order, which is what he did wrong.
>> Yep.
>> The cop then has to take him. Uh he starts fighting with a cop.
>> Oh, too bad.
>> That equals arrest and now you're resisting arrest. Like he saw all of this.
What the [ __ ] What is this question?
>> I don't know.
Oh, his question was what? Oh, yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. I remember now. [laughter] >> No, the question is what did he do wrong?
>> What did he do wrong?
>> Are you serious?
>> Everything. [laughter] >> Every step of the way, he chose the wrong answer.
>> Holy [ __ ] >> Court has no jurisdiction. This court has never answered for one thing.
>> Okay. very least the common rules of being civil in a civil society.
>> Can we can we hold that officer as at as my materials all these people here >> listen all these people remove my materials.
>> Tertel Gate was sentenced to 30 days in jail for the contempt charges. His final sentence for the original crime was not released. Tertelgate's 16th century persona is unusual enough, but how does that compare? Uh, >> we don't have time for this guy, but this guy's also a good >> No, we if you go back to >> Yeah, we we I think we did do >> David Mr. Anderson. We did that one.
It's definitely worth watching cuz >> it is >> that was hilarious.
>> He's a classic. Yeah.
>> Oh my god, it's been um [sighs and gasps] it's been a day. Hi Joe, >> what's up? I'm still here.
[clears throat] >> I awake.
>> Oh, and awake. Yeah, I I was saying to tap. I'm like, I feel like Jill was bored the last time we streamed with him. Um, I need to do something that'll keep him engaged.
[laughter] >> I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't bored last We talked about Sovereign Citizens last time. Damn it. [laughter] >> I don't remember talked about last year.
I could have sworn uh >> Well, you were here a couple of weeks ago. I thought you were gonna fall asleep on me.
>> No. No. Uh that that may have been true uh a couple weeks ago. Uh, but yeah. No, I was good for today. I knew it was coming, so I made sure to be >> Yeah. I I I don't know. It was hard to sleep through.
>> But I'm glad you're here because I know you like sovereign sovereign citizens.
>> No, it was fun. It was fun. I enjoyed it. [clears throat] >> All right. So, Joe, uh, you're man of the hour. Why don't you tell everybody who you are, where you are, what you have coming up um not only this week, but like uh maybe this time next month.
>> Yeah. Uh so you can find me on the Kentucky Atheist YouTube channel. Uh all of my social media is the Kentucky Atheist. Also, next month we're having the uh protest at the Ark Encounter uh in Williamstown, Kentucky. That's on July 12th at noon. And so you can come to that if you like. It's free. We'll feed you and give you free drinks and all that crap. Uh but yeah, come do that. Go subscribe to my channel. Those things.
>> Awesome. Yeah, subscribe to the Kentucky Atheist. Like and subscribe. Give him money. That is right and good. Um and if you're confused on how to give him money, it's in the box. Just Yeah. Click on some buttons. Give Joe money. He loves it. Joe, tell them how much you love it when you get money.
>> I do love the the people who just give away money. If you're looking to give away some money, I'm >> You have too much money. Joe will take it.
>> Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We We uh we accept all money giveaways. Uh it it has to be your money though. Don't give away somebody else's money.
>> Oh, yeah. I know. That would be bad.
That would be very bad. Tap, you got anything coming up this week?
You'll be twerking your ass off in anybody else's streams?
>> No. And I won't be here next week, remember?
>> No.
>> I told you this. I already told you this. This is not new information.
>> It's not new information. I'll be here by myself next week with Mark Reed. Um, I I I don't know if anybody took me seriously when I was doing that, but [clears throat] >> I What?
>> No. Uh, so Mark Reed, which I I hear the only way to properly respond is, "Oh, hi Mark."
>> Oh, hi Mark.
>> Mark's great. Uh, we're gonna be Mark likes blue. I have to find something fun for Mark. Um, and then I think that's everything. Um, all right. So, oh my god, I had something to say and I lost it. Um, but yeah, >> my life.
>> Yeah. Yeah, right. Like, god damn. Um, by myself with Mark Reed.
[laughter] Yeah, Mark, you're late. You missed all the fun. Uh, oh god, it was just Yeah, I don't even know how to wrap up what we saw today.
could uh >> uh well I I mean there are I didn't even get to show the multiple examples of savetss who showed up in blue robes.
>> Blue >> that is >> why >> blue robes multiple >> like why though? Why would they do that?
>> You would have to ask them. All I can All I can do is show multiple examples on video on YouTube of people in blue revs.
>> No, I I just Does it signify something?
My I'm just trying trying to figure out what would make someone wear a blue robe to court and they're not the judge, which I guess is a black robe, but it could be navy. You don't know.
>> Could be.
>> It signifies something. All right. Just not the thing they think it does. Uh >> okay.
>> The judges all know [laughter] >> what?
>> All right. Um so yeah, I'm gonna get out of here. Um, and I will me and Markf will see you guys next week. Until then, take care. Happy Flag Day. And then I believe on Friday is Junth. Um, support a black business. And also, [ __ ] ICE, abolish and prosecute. Bye.
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