The Real Things I've Seen as a Firefighter and Paramedic Compilation!

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:00]I thought the bad trick was supposed to work. You doing surgical call for an ANXIETY ATTACK?

[00:00:04]>> YEAH. I DON'T KNOW IF HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK OR AN ANXIETY attack or what's going on, man. But his chest is hurting and his fingers are doing that.

[00:00:11]Okay, sir. Those are called carpal pedal spasms. They can be caused by hyperventilation. So, sir, can we try to calm your breathing? Wait, wait, wait. I thought the bag trick was supposed to work, but it didn't. You mean putting a bag over someone's mouth and having them rebreathe the air? You're just supposed to put it over his No, I did it wrong.

[00:00:34]Sir, let's go ahead and try to calm your breathing. We're good to go, guys. Dude, I'm telling you, you're overreacting.

[00:00:40]All right. So, you said your chest was hurting? Yeah, but it was just my ribs a little bit. Okay. Well, listen. I'm sure it's fine, but we'll get you down to the hospital and get you checked out anyways. OKAY. SEE, I TOLD YOU WE DIDN'T NEED TO CALL 911. It was just a little belly flop, dude. Belly flop? I thought you said your chest started hurting when you were swimming. Yeah, I might have forgot to mention the part where they dared me to dive off of the bridge.

[00:01:01]>> Which bridge?

[00:01:02]>> Um, the big one. Dude, THAT'S LIKE 80 FEET.

[00:01:06]>> OH, NOW TELL THEM THE PART WHERE YOU PASSED OUT.

[00:01:12]GUYS, GET BACK HERE. THAT ONE OF YOU.

[00:01:15]>> It's off. What's off? It's off. Holy Yeah. I was trying to remove his catheter, but it wasn't coming out. So, I started to help. And then I realized that the cuff wasn't deflated.

[00:01:26]>> But not until I pulled really hard. Way too hard. Wait, wait. Hold on, guys.

[00:01:31]Let's take a breath. I mean, there's no way that it's that manhood. It's that bad. Can it be fixed?

[00:01:39]I hope so. Fire rescue, somebody called for an allergic reaction. Yeah, I called. I guess he accidentally ate some shrimp inside of a dip and obviously had a reaction.

[00:01:49]>> Okay. And how you feeling now, sir?

[00:01:51]>> Oh, I I feel great now. I just uh there was a moment when he gave me that EP through my vein that I wasn't exactly sure what was going to happen. Wait, EP through your vein? Well, I wasn't exactly happy with his blood pressure after I gave him Epie subq and a little bit of benadryil. So, I gave him a little push pressor EP. And how did that go?

[00:02:11]All right, sir. That might make you feel a little bit funny.

[00:02:18]It was terrifying. I definitely peed myself. I bet. So, how long has he looked like that? Uh, like three hours or so. It's like I'm staring into the sun. Okay. Uh, we're going to go and get some vitals, but um, this just happened out of nowhere. Yeah. I mean, he said he was tired of being dependent on his useless medications and took a little hiatus and now he's a 6'2 walking tomato. I think I just went blind. Uh, 270 over 150. See, I got IT ALL UNDER CONTROL. WHAT IS THAT RIG? SO, we're going to load him up and drive faster than we've ever driven before.

[00:02:58]>> All right. Are you sure you don't want to go down to the hospital and get checked out?

[00:03:00]>> Yeah, I feel fine. I mean, he literally just let off his brake and tapped my rear end.

[00:03:04]>> All right. I just need you to sign this refusal form. Okay.

[00:03:06]>> Hey, Mike. Were you in a car accident?

[00:03:08]>> Oh, yeah. But I'm not injured. Are you sure? Cuz the lawyers on TV said they can get you $10,000 for neck pain.

[00:03:20]No.

[00:03:23]>> You know, I think my neck really hurts.

[00:03:25]Seriously? So, you don't have any pain anywhere?

[00:03:28]>> I mean, not really, dude. Maybe a little bit of head pain.

[00:03:31]>> Okay. And what made you call 911?

[00:03:33]>> Yeah, I called because something isn't right, man. We were upstairs partying, having a great time, and then all of a sudden he's missing, and 2 hours later, we find him outside roaming around like a zombie. Yeah, that that is strange.

[00:03:46]And you don't remember why you were outside at all?

[00:03:48]>> No, but it was probably because of all of the beers, man. I do not need to go to the hospital.

[00:03:53]>> I think I might know why he doesn't remember anything.

[00:03:59]>> Yeah, you're definitely going to the hospital. Sir, do you have any pain anywhere? Are you hurting anywhere? Come on, man. If you don't answer my questions, I can't help you. Mike, can you please stop being a jerk and tell him what's coming out of you when you poop?

[00:04:12]>> No, man. It's not even that bad. Yes, it is that bad. You have maggots crawling out of your butt. Did you say maggots?

[00:04:20]Do you have maggots coming out of your butt? Maybe. You are going to the hospital now. I'll get you a turkey sandwich and a soda. Okay. All right, that's done.

[00:04:31]Now, how do we get them downstairs? I mean, we're going to have to carry them.

[00:04:34]I just really don't want to get poop all over me. Does this happen often? Do people often get so blacked out plastered that they blow chunks everywhere and then cover themselves in their own feces?

[00:04:48]>> Yes.

[00:04:48]>> Yeah.

[00:04:49]>> Great.

[00:04:50]>> Yep.

[00:04:51]>> All right, man. You ready to go?

[00:04:53]>> I'm a poo poo burrito.

[00:04:56]>> Yes, you are.

[00:04:57]>> What the heck, man? Where is it?

[00:05:00]>> Uh, what's going on, man?

[00:05:01]>> We're looking for a massive brush fire.

[00:05:03]Wait, are you the one that called?

[00:05:05]>> No, I didn't call. Honestly, I haven't seen any. It's right there.

[00:05:10]>> What? What did he say?

[00:05:12]>> It's right there.

[00:05:17]>> Oh, wow.

[00:05:28]>> Great job.

[00:05:30]>> Yeah, no one really likes him. I wonder why.

[00:05:34]>> Dude, you're going to hurt yourself, man. You need to go to the hospital.

[00:05:37]>> Stop, man. All right, I don't need to go to the hospital. Plus, I'm feeling a lot better now that I sat for a second. 911.

[00:05:43]What's going on, guys? Nothing. All right. My friend's overreacting because I'm having some slight side effects for my new blood pressure medication. What do you mean by slight side effects? Hey, you know what, man? Why don't you show them what your slight side effects are?

[00:05:56]>> Okay. You know what? Honestly, I only really really feel weird once I stand up.

[00:06:08]>> Yeah, he's definitely going to the hospital.

[00:06:10]>> Oh, hi, sir. Uh, did you call 911?

[00:06:12]>> Oh, hey. Yeah. Uh, my doctor said I need to go down to the hospital for my cholesterol levels. For your cholesterol levels? Yeah. And he said if I didn't feel like driving myself, I could just call 911 and you guys would bring me down. Your doctor said that?

[00:06:24]>> Oh, yeah. I highly doubt that. But uh is there anything else we can do for you, sir? Uh actually, yeah. If you could grab my bags for my friend, that would be great. All right, I'm going to grab the car and I'll meet you two down at the hospital.

[00:06:38]Just grab the bags and shut up, Jason.

[00:06:41]Fire rescue. Oh, hey, sir. Did you call 911?

[00:06:43]>> Yeah, I fell a couple minutes ago and uh now my knee hurts right here. Okay. Is anything else hurting beside your knee?

[00:06:51]Uh no. I mean, not that I can think of.

[00:06:54]Nothing at all. Like maybe perhaps in this area. Oh, this.

[00:06:59]>> Yes, that.

[00:07:00]>> Oh, dude. I've had this for years, man.

[00:07:02]I woke up one day, rolled over in bed, and there it was.

[00:07:08]Wait, do you think I should get this checked out? Yes. And please let me be there. How is he so fast?

[00:07:17]Where did he go?

[00:07:21]What's wrong with you?

[00:07:24]Are you having an asthma attack?

[00:07:28]>> Crap. All right. Just Just give me the med bag and I'll give you a breathing trip.

[00:07:34]I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. SIR, I'LL GIVE YOU A SANDWICH FOR THAT BAG.

[00:07:39]>> DUDE, fish tacos are going to taste so good, man. I know, man. I'm stoked, dude.

[00:07:44]>> Hey, where do you guys think you're going?

[00:07:45]>> Uh, to the grocery store to grab some food.

[00:07:47]>> And you're just going to leave this truck running?

[00:07:49]>> Yes.

[00:07:49]>> Really? So, so you guys think it's okay to leave this giant meat wagon running, gobbling up tons of fuel that my tax dollars are paying for while you two go inside and do your Betty Crocker shopping?

[00:07:59]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Sir, we can just shut it off if that'll make you feel better.

[00:08:03]Make me feel But you know what's going to make me feel better? When I fly home tomorrow and write a letter to your chief. Sir, you do realize that if you don't live in this city, your tax dollars don't go towards our services, right?

[00:08:18]Yeah, of course I knew that.