READ ALOUD | NO DAVID | Ryan & Craig

Added: 2026-05-31

[00:00:03]Welcome to story time with Ryan Lagon and Craig Toby.

[00:00:06]>> Today's book is No David by David Shannon. Remember we are on Patreon where we have exclusive content for just five bucks a month.

[00:00:15]>> Just go to patreon.com/rian today. Let's get started.

[00:00:24]>> No.

[00:00:25]>> Yes.

[00:00:26]>> David.

[00:00:26]>> Oh, >> is the book you should have let me finish. No David >> by David Shannon.

[00:00:36]>> David's mom always said no David. Three in a row.

[00:00:44]No Davidies.

[00:00:48]Pink cat teapot. Sugar and flour. Gar and lour.

[00:00:54]No David. No.

[00:00:58]No, no, no.

[00:01:09]>> Come back here, David. Greg, Brian, do you see it? Yeah, it's a bud.

[00:01:21]But seriously, put some pants on. He's going to catch >> Craig. Such a dad.

[00:01:28]I know. Fall >> and scrape his butt.

[00:01:36]>> David, be quiet.

[00:01:43]Don't play with your food. I am chicken leg. Watch out.

[00:01:51]That's enough, David.

[00:01:54]>> An entire carrot.

[00:01:55]>> An entire chicken leg. Broccoli.

[00:02:00]Go to your room.

[00:02:06]Star chest.

[00:02:09]Settle down.

[00:02:12]Red cowboy boots. Greg, you can't settle down in red cowboy boots. Get him, David.

[00:02:18]>> Ryan. Yes. He's going to fall.

[00:02:20]>> Oh.

[00:02:20]>> Okay. And maybe on his head, maybe on his back, and maybe on his >> Oh, I see where you're going. BUT DAVID, you're wild.

[00:02:32]>> But he might fall. So stop it, >> Craig.

[00:02:37]Stop that this instant.

[00:02:45]Put your toys away.

[00:02:48]Viking helmet construction bulldozer.w not in the house. David up.

[00:03:04]I said no. David.

[00:03:08]Davey. Come here.

[00:03:11]Yes, David. I love you. Well, Ryan, we saw David do a lot of bad things today.

[00:03:17]>> Mhm.

[00:03:18]>> But, but what?

[00:03:22]Just that. But, but two T's.

[00:03:31]>> Please be careful. Oh, >> please be careful.

[00:03:34]>> Why' you do that?

[00:03:35]>> Got to protect it.

[00:03:37]>> No, David. By David Shannon. Now, it's time for shoutouts for our Patreon members. Thank you for being part of the Ryan and Craig reading crew. And if you want your very own shout out, all you have to do is go over to patreon.com/ Ryan and Craig and become a member of the reading crew today.

[00:03:56]>> But now, let's get shouting.

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[00:04:25]>> Famous Kansas melody.

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