Energy Bills RISING Again, Migrant Births Hit Record & Britain In CHAOS!

Added: 2026-06-01

[00:00:00]Don't [ __ ] just wander off again.

[00:00:03]Oh, this is my 10th attempt to do this video and I I keep getting sidetracked, ladies and gentlemen, cuz it's so [ __ ] hot, you see. And I got in the shower. Look at my hair. Looks like it's What there is of it. It's growing back a bit, isn't it? Uh since since my series of operations and various other things with the cancers. And so I I had a shower and a shave and and you always feel better after that, don't you? Uh particularly in the heat here.

[00:00:30]Um and don't forget to put your moisturizer on or need your blocker.

[00:00:34]The And don't forget when you're on the [ __ ] beach today, pick up your rubbish. Don't leave it lying about like you've been doing. It's a [ __ ] disgrace. Down there on the beaches, particularly in the south, uh Bournemouth and Torquay and all those other beaches in the south. Mind you, I'd I would rather stick [ __ ] pins in my ass than go to a beach in the UK on hot weather like this where there'd be thousands of people and nowhere to park.

[00:00:55]It'd be [ __ ] horrible. And and most of the beaches aren't sand, you know, they're made of rock. Going to the beach in England, you got to wear bloody shoes.

[00:01:04]I mean, I like to go on the beaches of Australia.

[00:01:06]>> [clears throat] >> The best beaches in the world, by the way, are in Australia. How about that for a little moment of um uh controversy. Are the Australian beaches the best in the world? Yes, they are the best in the world. So, I'm just going to say that out there whether you agree or not doesn't really matter. Ofgem, my favorite people, have just told us that they're going to raise the price of electricity and all of your um requirements by another £221 a year. So, we're going to pay extra money. And here I was thinking they were going to cut the the amount of money we're paying for energy in the UK. Nope. Ofgem decided we're going to pay more because of the Iran war, because there's no fuel getting through the Strait of Hormuz.

[00:01:50]And what the [ __ ] is Donald Trump up to?

[00:01:52]What the [ __ ] is he Is the war over? Is he Is he winning the war?

[00:01:56]According to him, he won the war ages ago and he he stopped nine other wars or something. He's [ __ ] He is delusional now, isn't he?

[00:02:04]He's [ __ ] lost the plot.

[00:02:06]And and to my American colleagues, what the [ __ ] is going on over there? Aren't you feeling the pinch? I'll tell you what, if we don't get the Strait of Hormuz open soon, the whole world's going to suffer badly.

[00:02:16]It's going to be bad for everybody. And he's not making any decisions that make any sense to me at the moment. And why they can't defeat that in Iran. After all, the whole idea was to defeat the regime and and put the people who have suffered for 47 years the misery of that bloody terrible regime. And what Nobody even talks about it now. They haven't even talked about it. They're going on about And the Iranians laughing. Laughing all the way to the bank possibly cuz they've got 24 billion that they could be getting a handout from Donald Trump, who who criticized Biden. Was it Or was it Obama who gave them that big wad of cash?

[00:02:54]Unfucking believable. This is a country that's you know, has provided terrorists right across the world for decades with the ammunition and the wherewithal to blow up you know, Europeans, Americans, whatever. And now we're we're sitting back and going, "Oh, well, we might give them some money. That might make them open up the Strait of Hormuz." I would have thought it would have been a pretty easy situation to open up the Strait of Hormuz. And then you would have popped his [ __ ] head off, take it off. But no, that's only me not me me and my naivety. Uh there you go. Life's rich tapestry. Uh and this really hot day again in the UK. And enough is enough.

[00:03:33]By the way, we did have a thunderstorm last night and we got a little tiny bit of rain and it cooled down temporarily.

[00:03:40]But it's back up again to over 30° C and then tomorrow's going to be even hotter again. So, please use your sunblock or slip, slop, slap, wear a hat, and be careful in the sun.

[00:03:51]Uh enough is enough. I'm going to go now and I want you all to take care and uh I noticed also that um there's more um What was it What was I reading here I was reading? Uh, why Bristol is attracting British expats leaving Australia because it's better than Sydney. Bristol is better than Sydney?

[00:04:11]I've heard everything now. [ __ ] these bloody Brits, honestly. They [ __ ] go over to Australia and go to Sydney and then they say well why don't you be in Bristol?

[00:04:20]Cuz it's better than Sydney.

[00:04:22]Jesus.

[00:04:24]What [ __ ] planet are you on? I've been to both places.

[00:04:29]Oh, but you got to laugh, haven't you, anyway? Then it's anyway, it's in uh who gives a [ __ ] It doesn't really matter one iota.

[00:04:36]Uh, I noticed also I was trying to find something here. There was a headline which of course you can't find when you're in a hurry and and you want to continue.

[00:04:44]Um, the uh Nicholas Sturgeon didn't know anything about her husband.

[00:04:47]Except for wearing the pendant and the Porsche in the garage and everything else. Of course she [ __ ] knew.

[00:04:52]Couldn't she? Such a liar that woman, isn't she? Um, oh yeah, the share of babies born to migrant parents in the UK, it's a record. 40% of all births are now from migrant families.

[00:05:03]We're heading for a disaster in the UK.

[00:05:05]I've talked about it so many times. I get tired of it and we do nothing about it. And this government, they're probably the worst I can remember and it's got another 3 years to go. Oh [ __ ] Uh, and uh we've got uh the Macclesfield by-election coming up in June. That's an interesting one.

[00:05:21]And uh I said the Reform candidate put his foot in it and being quite uh nasty about some various people. Uh, that won't do any good. I think I I might vote for Reform now. Never mind uh no, for the Restore party.

[00:05:34]Yeah, there you go. Restore or reform, I don't know. I certainly couldn't vote Labour, Lib Dems and the Green party.

[00:05:40]The Green Green party, that's the color of their hair and and you know, with the bad teeth.

[00:05:47]God love you all. You're all quite amazing. Are you having a nice day here with this Wednesday afternoon?

[00:05:53]Uh it's a G&T time by the way cuz this is the sort of weather that you want to have a G&T and look out for the mosquitoes. I haven't noticed any mosquitoes this year by the way. Have you? No, very unusual. Uh thank god cuz they're nasty. Uh but I haven't noticed any and mind you you don't get many mosquitoes in the UK.

[00:06:11]Um thank goodness. Love you all. Take care. Look after yourself. For Pete's sake. Bye-bye.

[00:06:16]Au revoir.