[FULL VHS TAPE] Don Quixote in the Tales of La Mancha 1984 Family Home Entertainment

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:46]One very bright man >> with sword in hand.

[00:00:52]>> He will ride and he will fight >> dragon >> windmill. He stands [music] for all that's right.

[00:01:04]>> Together they go through the brave cheer lover. One adventure than another. And he won't stop until he's got >> one pretty lady.

[00:01:26]She drives him crazy.

[00:01:41]>> Save me.

[00:01:47]Don Kiote hears you and rides to your rescue.

[00:01:57]It is on the open.

[00:02:05][screaming] >> My hero.

[00:02:15]>> You have saved me. How can I retain you?

[00:02:19]>> A kiss will do.

[00:02:39]Did you call me master?

[00:02:42]Oh, you're buried in your books again.

[00:02:44]All this heavy literature is bad for your health, Senor.

[00:02:48]>> Take this, you monster. How dare you attack the beautiful princess?

[00:02:53]>> You're just dreaming. Let go. I'm not a monster, Duni. Hot. It's just me, Soncho. See? Look in the mirror and come out of your dream. See, there's no princess, no monsters, no villains, and you're not a knight in shining armor.

[00:03:09]It's all those adventure books you've been reading. They make you have crazy dreams. You were just having a nightmare, Doniote.

[00:03:16]>> A dream?

[00:03:23]Oh, why can't life be an exciting and beautiful dream?

[00:03:28]>> Uhoh.

[00:03:31]>> Oh. Uh, good morning, senior Mayor.

[00:03:34]>> I've come to collect the taxes Coyote owes on his inheritance.

[00:03:38]>> Oh, yes. Master Coyote just reminded me to be sure I mail you a check tomorrow.

[00:03:44]>> I'm taking all of his books and we'll sell them to pay his taxes. Don't touch those books. Take even one of my books and you'll feel my sword. Now get out and you'll get your money tomorrow. Why don't you admit you don't have the money?

[00:03:58]>> Yeah, everybody knows you inherited a buried treasure, but you can't find the map.

[00:04:03]>> Hey, what are you saying?

[00:04:05]>> Don't play dumb with me. That map is hidden somewhere in this house and you haven't been able to find it.

[00:04:10]>> Your father forgot to tell you where he hid it. He was as crazy as you are.

[00:04:17]How dare you insult my noble ancestors and me with your wicked lies. Draw your sword and defend yourself.

[00:04:27][screaming] >> I'll see to it that you get locked behind bars where you belong, you maniac.

[00:04:34]>> No, Ducky. Don't lower yourself by brawling with common ruffians. Remember who you are.

[00:04:39]>> Oh. Oh, yes. Of course, you are right. I must control myself. I must remember my noble vows of knighthood. I dedicate my life to fight only in the defense of my fair prince Dula.

[00:04:53]And now back to training.

[00:04:57]Hey, if his imaginary monsters and dragons don't kill him, his training will. Poor old fool. In love with a dream princess and always chasing and fighting dragons and villains who aren't real either.

[00:05:09]>> Uhoh. You're wrong this time, Sonichcho.

[00:05:12]This villain is very real. He is Noro, secret agent for the king of outlaws, Poormouth the first. King Poormouth's hideout is in this castle high in the mountains. Here he rules over his vast army of thieves, bandits, robbers, and bad guys. [laughter] >> Hey, why such long faces? Why aren't you laughing with me in celebration of our wicked, evil, nasty, happy life of crime?

[00:05:38]>> Because crime doesn't pay as good as it used to, boss. That's right. Even the used harsh businesses in a recession.

[00:05:44]>> It's not even worth the effort of stealing them anymore.

[00:05:47]>> All right. What are you getting at?

[00:05:49]>> Times are tough, boss, and we outlaws don't qualify for unemployment. So, we need to be paid the back wages you owe us. [laughter] >> If that's all that's bothering you, why didn't you just say so?

[00:06:08][laughter] I gave them every last penny I had saved. I had to pay them to keep them from turning against me. But now I'm broke.

[00:06:34]I'd love to contact my daughter Fedora and play on her sympathy to bail me out of this situation.

[00:06:40]>> Meanwhile, on a lonely hilltop overlooking the town of Lancha, where Don Kihodi lives, King Poor Mouth's beautiful young daughter, Fedora, sits alone and unhappy, sadly pondering her own life.

[00:06:53]Fedori daydreams about her own special prince charming.

[00:06:58]I need a rich, handsome young sucker who will be foolish enough to fall in love with me. Not even young and handsome.

[00:07:05]Just rich and foolish will do.

[00:07:08]>> It's my father's messenger. I hope he brings good news.

[00:07:15][screaming] [screaming] I can't wait to see how everything's going back home.

[00:07:49]>> Oh my goodness, the castle is in ruins.

[00:07:52]Oh my dear Fedora, you must help your poor father. I haven't had a single bite of food for the past three days.

[00:07:58]>> Why are you sick, Papa?

[00:08:00]>> I'm not sick, but I'm out of money. I'm bankrupt, wiped out, and totally ruined.

[00:08:06]Could you spare a few bucks till Thursday?

[00:08:09]>> Oh, dear. I'm broke, too.

[00:08:12]>> What do you mean? You must help your poor, starving, dying father.

[00:08:17]I'm sure you'll think of some way to help me.

[00:08:23]Oh, Papa. [crying] If I have to lie, rob, cheat, or steal, I'll never let Papa go hungry. I'll get the money for him. There's got to be some way.

[00:08:36][crying] >> Take it easy, master. You're ruining yourself.

[00:08:45][groaning and screaming] >> Help me, Don Kyote.

[00:08:53]How dare you interrupt a night's daily exercises?

[00:08:59]>> It's the princess dulya.

[00:09:05]>> My princess?

[00:09:06]>> What do you mean princess?

[00:09:08]>> I mean you. You are my patronist dula.

[00:09:12]>> My name isn't dula, but you can help me if you would like to be my night and shining armor. [screaming] >> [sighs] >> Be careful, master. She is even worse for you than all that exercise.

[00:09:25]>> Oh, Don Kiotei. You must protect me from the evil man who has been chasing me.

[00:09:30]>> Fear not. Just point the villain out to me.

[00:09:32]>> Uh oh. He's probably hiding in the bushes. I know he followed me here.

[00:09:39]>> Ready or not, here I go.

[00:09:42]>> [screaming] [groaning] >> It's the black knight turned into a vampire by some witch's enchantment.

[00:09:51]Wait here, Roenante.

[00:09:57]Once more into battle by brave charger.

[00:09:59]We laugh in the face of death as we ride again.

[00:10:02]>> Oh my hero.

[00:10:05]>> Rosen into the jaws of death.

[00:10:09]That was just for practice. And now we ride. [screaming] >> Wait, don't wait for me. Come on, Puro.

[00:10:16]We've got to stop him. Get up, Puro.

[00:10:18]Come on.

[00:10:24]>> My That nut really believes I'm a beautiful princess. Maybe I've got more class than I think I have.

[00:10:32]>> Stand and fight, coward.

[00:10:42]charge. [screaming and groaning] [screaming] Hey, what's going on here?

[00:11:07]That maniac almost destroyed our whole village. Donkeyote is a oneman major disaster.

[00:11:13]>> How much longer do you expect us to put up with that lunatic?

[00:11:17]>> Okay, >> doggy. Who are you in? Shh. Be quiet.

[00:11:28]Look over there above that tree and you'll see the monster responsible for this. Stand back, everybody. Stand back now.

[00:11:38]>> I got him. I've slain the wicked monster and saved your lives.

[00:11:43]>> Let's go see. Come on. Let's go. Look at that.

[00:11:50]>> Your monster's a paper kite.

[00:11:52]>> It was real. Some witches cast a magic spell over it.

[00:12:02]Where did he hide that treasure map?

[00:12:05]Everyone says it's somewhere in this house.

[00:12:07]>> You're not a very impressive burglar, Notoro.

[00:12:10]>> Well, how am I supposed to guess where a crazy man might hide a treasure map?

[00:12:14]>> He must not be so crazy if he's fooled you.

[00:12:22]>> Well, we know it's not under the blower anywhere.

[00:12:24]>> You're cracking up, No Toro.

[00:12:30]You might just as well tear down the whole house.

[00:12:33]>> Okay.

[00:12:37]>> What's happening? My house. [screaming] My househ.

[00:12:48]>> To Don Kiote from your father. Here, my son, are directions to where the family treasure is buried. No Toro. No Toro. I found it. The treasure map.

[00:13:00]>> Look out, Dor. Here comes Donkey.

[00:13:03]>> Oh, my princess Dulina.

[00:13:09]Oh, who did this awful thing to you?

[00:13:12]>> Oh, the monster came back and tried to murder me.

[00:13:15]>> Forgive me, my princess. It was my fault for leaving you alone. I'll never let you out of my sight again. I'll lock you up and stand guard over you day and night.

[00:13:35]>> You can rest in peace, my princess. That monster will never get past Don Corte.

[00:13:39]>> Oh dear, what's that awful smell?

[00:13:42]>> Garlic, my dear princess, is the one thing guaranteed to keep vampires away.

[00:13:47]The smell of that stuff will keep him awake all night. I'll try giving him a little sniff of chloroform.

[00:13:53]>> Don Kiote.

[00:13:56]>> Oh, princess, it's your personal handkerchief.

[00:13:59]>> I want you to keep it with you always so you will never forget me.

[00:14:06][crying and laughter] >> The smell of your perfume will inspire me all night.

[00:14:15]Let him approach who dares.

[00:14:26]>> Oh, for pityy's sake. Doesn't that man ever go to sleep?

[00:14:39]Hey, who goes there?

[00:14:45]>> Come forward and show yourself you cowardly name.

[00:14:57]>> I'll find you. Don't you have the eyes of an eagle?

[00:15:05]>> [laughter] [screaming] >> Oh, >> which way?

[00:15:18]>> Thank heaven I'm getting out of here.

[00:15:22]>> Where are we going?

[00:15:24]>> To the windmill just out of town. Follow me.

[00:15:36]Now, what >> it says here, in order to make the buried treasure appear, we have to crank the windmill.

[00:15:42]>> That'll be hard with no wind to help.

[00:15:44]>> I'm sure a big, strong fellow like you can do it. Remember, it's for my poor starving father.

[00:15:49]>> If I had his hot air, I'd make the windmill go easy.

[00:15:54]>> Do it for me, big fella.

[00:15:57]Do my bear.

[00:15:59]>> Okay, no Toro. Make it go around as fast as you possibly can.

[00:16:05]>> Here it goes. You better stand back.

[00:16:11]>> Keep trying, No Tro. You can make it.

[00:16:20]>> It started moving.

[00:16:28]Keep it up fast as it'll go.

[00:16:42]>> Faster, no. Faster. Faster. Faster.

[00:16:56]I've never seen such a wind in all my life.

[00:16:58]>> It's the old windmill. It's gone crazy.

[00:17:01]Huh?

[00:17:08]>> The treasure.

[00:17:12]It is. It's the treasure.

[00:17:19]We found it. No. We're rich. Papa is safe. [screaming] Stop it. No. Stop cranking.

[00:17:29][screaming] >> Help. Please. Somebody help me.

[00:17:36]>> Princess, what's happening to you?

[00:17:44]>> Ros, we must be courageous on Rosie.

[00:17:49]charge. [screaming and groaning] This will be a fight to the death. Hey, come back here. I'll fight you hand to [screaming] hand.

[00:18:22]Now I'm getting very angry.

[00:18:31]>> Help me. [screaming] Oh, help. [crying] Help.

[00:18:36]>> That thy hogi is attacking the windmill.

[00:18:39]Hey, would you look at that?

[00:18:43]It's a buried treasure. We're all rich.

[00:18:45]>> But it isn't our treasure. It belongs to Kiote.

[00:18:48]>> He owes money to everybody in town.

[00:18:50]We're rich.

[00:18:54]>> My treasure. Oh, they've got my treasure.

[00:19:01][screaming] >> I'm now the final breast.

[00:19:11]Ha! Get to me.

[00:19:25]>> Wake up. Donkeyote.

[00:19:28]>> Oh, master. Please wake up.

[00:19:35][screaming] >> I'm not Doa. I'm your squire, Soncho.

[00:19:40]Hello there, Sacho.

[00:19:46]>> Did the black knight take her?

[00:19:48]>> There wasn't any. You just dreamed her.

[00:19:52]>> Huh?

[00:19:57]>> What are you telling me?

[00:20:00]>> The princess, the black knight, and the dragons. None of those things are real.

[00:20:04]Doniote >> you're just joking with me.

[00:20:08]You killed a kite and conquered a windmill for a wicked girl named Pedora who tried to rob you.

[00:20:14]>> No. No. I conquered a dragon and rescued the princess. Dula.

[00:20:19]>> Just dreams. Don't you understand? You just imagined those things. They're not real.

[00:20:28][laughter] If you isn't real, life isn't worth living.

[00:20:35][crying] Poor old fool.

[00:20:40]>> Jojo, take me home. I am an old fool who doesn't know if he's awake or dreaming.

[00:20:49]It's no souvenir. Oh, this is no dream.

[00:20:53]There's no other perfume in the world like this one.

[00:20:57]>> Let's go, Sono.

[00:20:59]>> Huh? Where are we going now?

[00:21:02]>> Hello. Dragons to slay, villains to conquer as we ride to rescue my princess on Rosenote.

[00:21:13]>> Hey, wait, wait for me.

[00:21:24]>> I kind of got a feeling the king poor mouse going to be mad at both of us.

[00:21:27]>> Oh, shut up.

[00:21:29]>> Hey, there goes Doniotei.

[00:21:36]I think it might be a good idea to follow him.

[00:21:39]>> What for?

[00:21:41]>> I just have a feeling he might prove to be very useful to us.

[00:21:45]>> So, the noble knight and his faithful squire ride forward to new adventures and unknown dangers in quests of truth and justice. Will Don Kiodi discover that his beloved lady is in reality the naughty Fedora, daughter of a notorious outlaw king? Only time will tell.

[00:22:10]Vampires and monsters threatening a lovely damsel in distress and a very precious, very mysterious diamond that can tell the future. All on our next adventure as Don Kiod and Soncho continue their search for the beautiful princess Dulcea. Will our hero strength, courage, and wit overcome the terrifying dangers they confront in the castle of Marina, the evil but enchanting queen of witches? Don't miss our next thrilling episode.

[00:22:35]>> Ah, Sono, how glorious riding the high road of nightly adventure.

[00:22:41]>> There's nothing like it, Donkeyhate.

[00:22:43]Truly nothing.

[00:22:46]One very brave man >> with sword in hand.

[00:22:55]>> Dragon >> windmill. He stands [music] for all that's right with >> he's together lover one adventure then another and he won't stop until he's got >> one pretty lady She drives him crazy.

[00:23:41]>> One very brave man >> with swords in hand.

[00:23:46]>> He will ride and he will fight >> windmill. He stands for all that's right with >> he's together.

[00:24:09]>> Donkeyote lover one adventure than another. And he won't stop until he's got >> one pretty lady.

[00:24:21]She drives him crazy.

[00:24:28]>> At this peaceful mountain stream, the lovely Fedora, daughter of the king of the outlaws, pauses to bathe while her bodyguard, No Toro, stands guard.

[00:24:38]Don Kiotei believes Fedora is his dream princess, Dulina. Well, she is a dream, isn't she?

[00:24:46]>> [laughter] >> I've got to be the luckiest bodyguard in the whole wide world having a beautiful body like that to guard.

[00:24:54]No, I'm in love.

[00:25:11][screaming] >> No Toro, were you peeping at me again?

[00:25:19]>> You should be ashamed of yourself.

[00:25:21]Sometimes I wonder what goes on inside your brain.

[00:25:29]>> He has a message from your father.

[00:25:40][screaming] >> [screaming] [screaming] [screaming] >> Oh, father, what's happening at What are you crying about?

[00:26:22]>> Papa, what is it?

[00:26:24]>> Oh, please don't worry about your poor penniles, starving old father. I'm trying to die quietly.

[00:26:31]I don't want to upset anyone.

[00:26:34][groaning] [screaming] >> Pop. You know I want to help you in any way possible. Just tell me what I can do.

[00:26:42]Queen Marina's diamond could solve all my problems.

[00:26:46]>> Marina, surely you don't mean the witch queen who has the diamond that can tell the future.

[00:26:52]>> Yes, if I had that diamond, I could sell it for a fortune and become the richest outmark king in the world.

[00:27:00]>> It won't be so easy getting that diamond from Marina. You know, >> I'll be waiting and dying.

[00:27:13]Oh, my poor father. I have to find a way to get that crystal for him.

[00:27:19]>> Queen Marina's castle is a death trap.

[00:27:21]Nobody in his right mind would even go near that place.

[00:27:24]>> Oh, somebody might.

[00:27:26]>> The madman.

[00:27:27]>> And who is the madman they have in mind for this job? Don Kiote, of course. He and Sonichcho are always eager for adventure.

[00:27:37]Huh?

[00:27:40]>> When you come to the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and put it to the best use you can.

[00:27:45]>> Don't do it, Pow. Think of all there is to live for.

[00:27:54]>> Pardon me for interfering in your business, but won't you please think it over?

[00:27:58]>> I've thought it over, and I don't want to go on living.

[00:28:01]>> Tell me about it.

[00:28:02]>> I can't bear to talk about it. I'm a miserable wretch whose life is a total ruin and I don't deserve to go on living.

[00:28:09]>> Take heart and tell all your problems to me. Don Coyote of Leancha, who is here to solve any problem you may have, large or small.

[00:28:17][screaming] >> I lost a whole bag of money my boss had entrusted me to deliver.

[00:28:23]>> You say you lost a bag of money.

[00:28:25]>> We Molina's magic crystal could find it, but she refused it.

[00:28:29]>> Magic crystal? What's that about magic crystal?

[00:28:33]Molina's magic diamond crystal. It contains all the knowledge in the world.

[00:28:38]>> Tell me more.

[00:28:39]>> Whoever possesses it can learn whatever he wants to know it and even see the future.

[00:28:44]>> Do you suppose that magic crystal might be able to show me the whereabouts of my missing princess?

[00:28:49]>> But Molina won't let you have it.

[00:28:51]>> Where do I find this witch queen?

[00:28:53]>> Queen Molina's castle is deep in that dark forest.

[00:29:00]An obvious haven for witches and dragons.

[00:29:04]But for my princess, I'll go anywhere.

[00:29:10]Donkey, we have no experience with real witches. Oh, get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Please, will you please get up? Oh, how embarrassing. Wait for me. Wait for me.

[00:29:27][laughter] This forest is a very dangerous place.

[00:29:44]Doiote, I heard it said that no one who enters it will come out alive.

[00:29:49]>> A true knight on a mission never concerns himself about whether he lives or whether he dies. I don't want to hear anyone about it.

[00:29:55]>> Whatever you say.

[00:29:57]>> No.

[00:30:12]>> [screaming] >> You don't frighten me. Kiote of Leanch doesn't know the meaning of fear.

[00:30:18][screaming] Let go of me and fight me face to face, you cowardly life monster. I'll tear your limb from >> Let's get out of here while we're still alive.

[00:30:45]>> They got away, huh? I guess when they saw they were dealing with Doniote, they gave up.

[00:30:52]>> Oh, please, Doniote. Guys, get out of here now.

[00:30:55]>> Ah, what are you whining about, Sonichcho? With me beside you, you have absolutely nothing to hear.

[00:31:11]>> We may not know the meaning of fear, master, but I think I'm beginning to learn.

[00:31:28]Outnumbered 5 to one. The valiant donkey stance is ground.

[00:31:34][groaning] >> Master, this isn't just a dream. Those wolves are real.

[00:31:38]>> I'll show you how to deal with wolves.

[00:31:39]The trick is to confuse them.

[00:32:05]>> [screaming] >> Come on, B. Let's go. Get up. Hurry.

[00:32:13][screaming] >> [groaning] >> Come on. Get me out of here before I'm dog food.

[00:32:27][laughter] >> Oh boy, that was a close call, wasn't it?

[00:32:46]Are you okay, Donkey? Honte, >> I just pretended to faint. As part of my plan to confuse the wolves, >> you sure fooled them. All right, you fooled me, too.

[00:32:57]>> When you're a veteran of as much combat as I am, you will pick up a few tricks of your own. Soncho, [crying] >> this must be Queen Marina's castle we're in. It sure is spooky enough for a witch.

[00:33:11]>> It's strange. There doesn't seem to be anybody at home.

[00:33:16]>> What a beautiful voice.

[00:33:37]Surely she can't be the witch.

[00:33:45]>> You haven't seen her face yet, Donkeyote.

[00:33:51]>> Fantastic.

[00:33:52]>> Ah, you aren't so bad looking yourself, cowboy.

[00:33:59]>> Nobody enters Queen Marina's castle without being invited. And I don't recall inviting you two.

[00:34:06]Your enchanting form doesn't fool me.

[00:34:08]You're a witch and there's only one way to deal with you.

[00:34:12][groaning and screaming] >> Freeze, >> Donkeyote.

[00:34:24]>> I could really go for a handsome fellow like you, Donkeyote.

[00:34:31]I might be persuaded to spare your life and keep you around for a while if you play your cards right.

[00:34:38]>> Spare him, your majesty. It was his great love for you that brought us here.

[00:34:41]He couldn't help himself.

[00:34:44][groaning] >> Play along with her. It's our only chance to get out alive.

[00:34:50]>> His love for you overwhelms him. Did you notice how he was trembling with passion?

[00:34:54]>> Is that true?

[00:34:56]>> Oh, yes. He's crazy about you.

[00:35:00]kiss me.

[00:35:07]>> I was starting to get cramps.

[00:35:11]>> How dare you, madam?

[00:35:14]>> How dare you, sir?

[00:35:16]>> No woman, not even a witch, can take liberties with a knight who has vowed allegiance to another. My kisses are reserved for the Princess Da or no other.

[00:35:25]Okay, if you're going to be that way, I'll show you how Marina punishes disobedience.

[00:35:38]>> You are in my power and you will dance a ballet for me.

[00:35:49]>> Now you'll be a lion.

[00:35:54]Hey, that's pretty convincing.

[00:35:56]>> Now, show me what kind of a bird you are.

[00:36:09][laughter] Oh, that feels so good. Oh, yes.

[00:36:24]more. Don't stop.

[00:36:26]>> She's made him her slave.

[00:36:31]>> We're going to have to find some other way to get that diamond crystal.

[00:36:34]>> I was hoping that old fool might succeed so we wouldn't have to risk our necks. I guess it's going to be necessary for me to give him extra inspiration.

[00:36:43]I think it's time to turn on the romance and sex appeal.

[00:36:46]>> I didn't think you ever turned it on.

[00:36:48]>> How sweet of you.

[00:36:51]>> [screaming] >> Oh my goodness. Are you okay, Notoro?

[00:36:56]>> I like it. You want to do it again?

[00:37:06]>> Don Kiote, wake up. Kiote, >> you must hurry and find the diamond crystal so you can come to my rescue.

[00:37:20]>> Your every wish is my command, princess.

[00:37:23]I shall not fail you. Stand.

[00:37:27]We have no work to do.

[00:37:31]>> Master, why are you crashing around in the dark like that? Dula came to me in a vision and begged me to hurry and come to her rescue.

[00:37:40]>> It wasn't a vision. You were just dreaming about her. Master, >> I can't waste any time.

[00:37:45]>> Wait, Donkey Holiday, wait for me.

[00:38:14]Where do you think she hid the keys?

[00:38:15]>> You might look under the pillow, but be careful.

[00:38:22]>> Nice and proper.

[00:38:41]Oh.

[00:38:56]>> Aha. This must be it. See if the key fits.

[00:39:05]Oh, there it is.

[00:39:11]The diamond.

[00:39:13]Now I'll be able to find my beloved princess Dulina. Let's get out of here.

[00:39:19]>> Oh boy.

[00:39:23]>> [screaming] >> Nobody leave here alive.

[00:39:36][laughter] >> You'd better bring my diamond back.

[00:39:48]>> Understand? This is not a retreat. It's a strategic withdrawal.

[00:39:52]>> [screaming] >> Where are you? You can't escape from me.

[00:40:08]Where are you? I'll find you. You definitely do. You Where are you? You can escape. I shall find you.

[00:40:21]There's no escape from me.

[00:40:25]>> I don't think the old fool's going to make it. Horn wrote in our >> We out the completeness.

[00:40:47]Never mind.

[00:40:51][crying] >> This way, Doniote. I knew you wouldn't fail. Oh, heroic and gallant knight.

[00:40:58]>> My princess.

[00:41:01]>> Thank heaven I'm in time.

[00:41:03]>> Quickly, my hero. Give me the diamond.

[00:41:05]>> Yes, of course. Here you are, my beloved.

[00:41:09]>> Look out. The enemy is coming with his army to try and capture me again.

[00:41:12]>> What army? I don't see a thing.

[00:41:16]Yes, you do. It's the witch and her army.

[00:41:19]>> I see nothing. But it must be true if my princess says so.

[00:41:28]>> Yes. Yes, I'm beginning to see it. Just as you said, the witch and her army.

[00:41:37]>> Oh my, that's a big army.

[00:41:39]>> Go now. You'll win. I just know you will. Because my heart is pure and my cause is just.

[00:41:48]>> Defend yourself you villains. Donote of the bunch rides again to defend his fair go.

[00:41:54]>> Welcome back to my arms.

[00:41:57][groaning] [screaming] >> It is that.

[00:42:10][groaning] [screaming] Take that.

[00:42:22][groaning and screaming] >> Now, Donkeyote, they're only trees.

[00:42:30]You're fighting trees. Donkeyote.

[00:42:33][groaning and screaming] Not a bad day's work. I got the diamond for my father and got rid of that crazy old pest at the same time.

[00:42:52]>> So, Don Kiotei, I'm through playing around with you. You will tell me immediately what you have done with my diamond.

[00:42:59]>> There is no way you will ever get that information from us. You can beat us, burn us, pull our toenails out, tear our arms and legs off. You don't have to be so graphic, Dunkey Hold. She didn't ask a suggestion. She just wants to know where the diamond is, and she'll let us go.

[00:43:12]>> If you tell her I'll beat you, then you pull your toenails out.

[00:43:15]>> Enough of this pleasant small talk.

[00:43:17]>> Nobody makes a fool of Marina and lives to talk about it.

[00:43:21]>> Go ahead. Don't stop. I'll gladly die for my dula.

[00:43:28]>> I wonder what our future will be like, Notoro. Let's see if the magic crystal will tell us. Might as well. Magic crystal that sees all, knows all, and tells all. Tell us what our fate will be.

[00:43:43]>> If you continue to travel the road of crime, your lives will come to ruin.

[00:43:50]>> No, no, no, no. Never. It's a lie. I'm going to be rich and happy. You lie. You lie. Away with you.

[00:43:59][crying] What?

[00:44:18]What happened? The magic diamond. It's broken.

[00:44:25]>> My diamond.

[00:44:29]>> [groaning] >> Marina must have lost the magic that made her beautiful.

[00:44:34]>> All of my magical powers are gone now that my diamond crystal has been broken.

[00:44:39]My career is finished. Done. An ex witch who can't type or take shortorthhand doesn't qualify for anything except marriage.

[00:44:48]>> Doniote, I've decided to make you the happiest man in the world by consenting to become your loving and devoted wife.

[00:44:55]>> Impossible. I pledge to lucid.

[00:45:02]>> I'm a wonderful cook and I make my own clothes.

[00:45:06]>> Keep up.

[00:45:08]>> Come back, my love. Come back.

[00:45:10]>> Excuse me, madam, but I have a previous appointment.

[00:45:19]>> Another day, another victory, and the never ending struggle for truth and justice over the forces of evil.

[00:45:26]Onward inclusive adventure.

[00:45:32]>> In our next episode, Don Kiote is bewitched, bothered, battered, and befuddled beyond belief. While the wicked outlenor jubilantly jumps for joy when the beautiful but bad, Fedora leads Don and Sancho into incredible new adventures and experiences of mind-boggling dimensions. Thrilled to Don Kiot's encounter with the monster of Popo Ropodo, the land that time overlooked entirely. It's incredible.

[00:45:55]Don't miss it if you can.

[00:45:58]>> Ah, Sancho. The life of a knight is lonely, exhausting, painful, and exceedingly dangerous. But it's so gloriously romantic. I can't think of a single thing I'd rather be doing. Can you? I think about that a lot. Donkey, I think about that a lot.

[00:46:16]>> I'm very brave, huh? Donkey won't >> weak in time.

[00:46:21]>> He will ride and he will fight >> dragons >> windmill.

[00:46:26]>> He stands [singing] for all that's right.

[00:46:34]together.

[00:46:45]>> Father, lover, one adventure, then another. And he won't stop until he's got >> one pretty lady.

[00:46:56]>> She drives him crazy.

[00:47:00]Ole.

[00:47:35]Hey, hey, hey.

[00:48:12]Everybody.

[00:48:19][music] We call them captain future visionary through the galaxy since never been like future and who lead us to write the wrongaptain lead us in the fight.

[00:49:04]>> Captain, make our future bright.

[00:49:10]>> Captain Future, [music] you're the man you are. You lead us till we [music] find our shining star.

[00:49:23]The captains [music] are you going to make >> [music] >> You got a way of doing everything [music] you do right.

[00:50:06]So I say little lul.

[00:50:11][music] Every time I come, please show up. Make every day [music] seem bright and new.

[00:50:25][music] [music] I love you.

[00:50:50]Little angel.

[00:50:52]I'm glad that you're angel.

[00:51:02]on the ground against Angelare.

[00:51:38]She's got magic in her eyes. Each brings new surprise. She makes magic.

[00:51:49]Angel is the perfect Last off for another exciting adventure in outer space with Scott Mloud, Space Angel. Don't miss the next exciting story of Space Angel.

[00:52:34]Candy Candy Candy Candy Candy.

[00:53:02]Candy'll stick to the bar again.

[00:53:15]Candy, candy, candy, candy, candy, candy. [music] I'll be your captain.

[00:53:42]Follow my dream.

[00:53:46]IC show you wonders in space that you've never seen.

[00:53:59]Take to the sky [screaming] to the sky.

[00:54:06]Take to the sky with me.

[00:54:15]I'll be your captain.

[00:54:21]Find your place in time.

[00:54:25]Just follow me.

[00:55:19]Trouble, trouble for you.

[00:55:30]Green forest all day. Patty was building a dam shatter.

[00:55:40]Oh, what a sight in the green forest.

[00:55:45]for you. [music] There are pink forest forest. The story you better not all the stories you better not all come to [music] Two more luscious specimens.

[00:56:57]>> Why can't we do something exciting today?

[00:57:00]>> Help.

[00:57:01]>> It's the witch. Let's beat it, Pokey. On the double.

[00:57:08]They don't know it, but they can't get away from me.

[00:57:23]>> I think we're safe. Pokey the witch. Let's get out of this book.

[00:57:40]I wouldn't want you darling the wonderful surprise I have for you in my castle.

[00:57:53]>> What's going to happen to us? Gummy >> worry. I'll find a way out of this.

[00:58:11]Fore! Foreign! Foreign!

[00:58:33]Joy.

[00:58:39]So bom.

[00:59:08]Oh, mother. Father, where's father this morning?

[00:59:16]Let's go and meet him, shall we?

[01:00:43]>> [music] >> The greatest animated adventure ever.

[01:01:03]The adventures of Ultra Man.

[01:01:12]>> Shazam.

[01:01:14]>> This is Billy Batson, star reporter for station WIZZ TV. He has been hit by the aged wizard Shazam to carry on the wizard's lifelong crusade against crime and the forces of evil. When Billy speaks the wizard's name, >> Shazam.

[01:01:34]Billy becomes Captain Marvel.

[01:01:36]>> And Zoro >> as Diego, I pretend to be afraid. But with a mask as my disguise, I ride into the night and raise my sword in the name of justice.

[01:02:00]>> For I am Plus the Lone Ranger.

[01:02:05]>> The Lone Ranger.

[01:02:17]High silver. Away. A fiery horse with a speed of light, a cloud of dust, and a hotty. High silver, the lone ranger.

[01:02:32]with his fless Indian friend Tanto. The daring and resourceful mass rider of the plains led the fight for law and order in the early west. Return with us now to those thrilling days of yester year.

[01:02:43]From out of the past come the thundering hoof beatats of the great horse silver.

[01:02:50]>> And everyone's favorite collie returns in Lassie's rescue range.

[01:02:58]share the adventure when Lassie and her animal friends in the forest join forces with the rangers to help protect our national parks.

[01:03:09]Rangers >> thrilled to blackar.

[01:03:16]>> John Blackar, astronaut is swept through a black hole into an ancient alien universe.

[01:03:29]Trapped on the planet Sagar, Blackar is rescued by the tiny Trot people. In turn, he joins their fight for freedom against the cruel Overlord who rules by the might of the Power Star. The Power Star is split into the Power Sword and the Star Sword. And so with Star Sword in hand, Blackar together with his allies sets out to save the planet Seagar.

[01:04:03]>> With family home entertainment, you'll enjoy the delightful annex of America's newest cartoon superstar, Strawberry Shortcake.

[01:04:20]No doubt about it.

[01:04:31]>> Join her along with her friends Lemon meringue and blueberry muffin as they travel to Big Apple City.

[01:04:42]Hooray.

[01:05:05]You'll also be swept away by exciting new hits >> coming your way soon.