Are Comments Sections Funny or Mean? | Take 36 | Double Take Podcast

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[00:00:00]Now, let me just talk. I really don't believe it. No, I'm sorry.

[00:00:02]>> That's okay, man.

[00:00:04]>> I'm sorry.

[00:00:04]>> Look, and I don't believe in God and I don't have issues when you talk.

[00:00:09]>> Apples, >> Johnny Apple Seed, now you're dirt.

[00:00:13]>> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

[00:00:15]>> You hit me with a Norvit. How are you doing? Serious.

[00:00:18]>> Abusive relationships are never funny.

[00:00:21]>> And you just said that you were laughing at Norvbit.

[00:00:24]>> It is funny.

[00:00:25]>> Did you just You walked into your own wall.

[00:00:27]>> Sorry. Sorry. Welcome to the Double Take podcast. Of course, I am your co-host, Noah Gman.

[00:00:32]>> And I am Keith Leak Jr.

[00:00:34]>> And over there, we've got none other than producer Laser Cool.

[00:00:38]>> Hey, guys. Oh, I do like that. Woo woo woo. That's great. I got you every time from here on out. With the woo woo.

[00:00:44]>> I'll forget. Yeah, I'll forget, too.

[00:00:46]>> Well, we're we're all going to forget.

[00:00:47]>> How are you >> doing? Good. How are you doing?

[00:00:49]>> I'm good. You know, hanging in there.

[00:00:51]Another day. Another >> another day. I'm happy to be here.

[00:00:57]I bet that's all looks.

[00:00:59]>> Yeah, exactly.

[00:01:00]>> I told you off camera, but I'll tell you on camera, too. The glasses with the whole look is really phenomenal.

[00:01:05]>> I appreciate that. I was going for like an icy blue look, you know. I made sure I didn't wear my uh gold uh jewelry. I wanted to wear something a little bit more icy and silver and all of that. You know, I was feeling real cold. My heart is cold.

[00:01:19]>> I have an ice box of where my heart used to be.

[00:01:22]>> Whoa.

[00:01:22]>> I have an ice box where my heart >> We can't sing that. Shout out to Omaran though.

[00:01:29]>> Oh, let it touch. That's my Omaran song.

[00:01:31]>> Touch. Oh, Touch is a great song. Do you know Touch by Omaran?

[00:01:34]>> I don't know who Omaran is. I've never heard of Omar. I've heard some of it.

[00:01:39]>> Yes. You've definitely heard it somewhere at a party or something.

[00:01:42]>> Okay.

[00:01:43]>> You Well, he has. He doesn't know though.

[00:01:45]>> That's all good though. We'll have to play it for you after.

[00:01:48]>> Is he new?

[00:01:49]>> No, he's been around since like the 2000s. This is like your time.

[00:01:52]>> Yeah.

[00:01:53]>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah. You missed it.

[00:01:55]>> I guess >> you missed or it just like went over your head.

[00:01:58]>> I maybe I wasn't going to enough parties. You said I'd probably have heard it at a party.

[00:02:02]>> I think so.

[00:02:03]>> Staying in playing video games. I guess I >> I bet you I bet you if we played the song once we're done, we'll play the songs and then we'll see if you know it or not.

[00:02:10]>> Okay.

[00:02:10]>> Yeah, I'm down.

[00:02:11]>> Mhm.

[00:02:12]>> Uh shout out Keith. You have in your fridge, which you've been talking about non-stop.

[00:02:16]>> These Canada Dry Fruit Splashes.

[00:02:20]Nonsponsored at all.

[00:02:21]>> This one's cherry. Yep.

[00:02:22]>> I like this little cherry ginger ale fruit splash.

[00:02:25]>> Isn't it incredible? It's my favorite pop.

[00:02:28]>> Mhm. Thank you guys for not getting on me for saying pop instead of soda. I appreciate that.

[00:02:33]>> I feel like I got on you that one time a little bit, but it wasn't worth it.

[00:02:36]>> Yeah, but it's not worth it. Say what you want to say.

[00:02:37]>> Cuz I'mma say what you need to say.

[00:02:40]>> But isn't it incredible? It's some of the best like pop I've ever had. Well, right now in my life.

[00:02:46]>> I uh I I think though I personally when things are caffeine-free, it makes me miss the caffeine. Oh, you need energy.

[00:02:53]>> Like just when I see that it's caffeine-free, it makes me feel like you took something from it. You get what I mean?

[00:02:58]>> Oh, okay.

[00:02:58]>> It's like as a product, I feel like you took something that I could have bought for the same price, >> right? But it had an extra thing in it.

[00:03:05]>> Yeah. Yeah. I feel that. You drink coffee though, right? I'm not a coffee drinker.

[00:03:09]>> I'll drink a coffee. I'll drink coffee.

[00:03:12]>> Uh yeah.

[00:03:13]>> Energy. Okay. Okay.

[00:03:14]>> I mean, sometimes a nice a nice coffee is nice.

[00:03:16]>> So, what's your favorite pop with caffeine in it?

[00:03:20]Uh maybe I don't even know if they do have caffeine anymore. I don't do uh like a Dr. Pepper a Coke.

[00:03:26]>> Dr. Pepper doesn't have caffeine.

[00:03:28]>> I have no idea.

[00:03:28]>> I don't think so. I think Can we >> look up? Yeah. Yeah, bro. I think they I think they took it from us.

[00:03:33]>> I think Mountain Dew has it for sure. My mom was addicted. Mountain Dew.

[00:03:37]>> Addicted to Mountain Dew.

[00:03:39]>> She was addicted to it. She used to have caffeine headaches. She used to like have migraines, throwing up. It's like, dang, mom, you could at least drank some alcohol. So, it's like worth it a little bit.

[00:03:48]>> [ __ ] She had to be up driving that bus.

[00:03:50]>> Nuhuh. This is before the buses.

[00:03:52]>> Oh yeah.

[00:03:52]>> Uhhuh.

[00:03:53]>> She was addicted to Mountain Dew.

[00:03:54]>> She was addicted to Mountain Dew and coffee. It was like crazy.

[00:03:58]>> Whoa. She blend them.

[00:03:59]>> No, no, no.

[00:04:00]>> Oh, Dr. Pepper does indeed have caffeine.

[00:04:02]>> It does.

[00:04:04]>> 41 milligram for a 12 oz can. That's >> I had no idea. That's one I didn't know.

[00:04:10]>> No wonder it's one of my favorites.

[00:04:12]>> Coca-Cola has caffeine in it. I know that for sure.

[00:04:15]>> Can you give us a list of the names of sodas? Pops that have caffeine in it.

[00:04:20]>> Oh, I thought you had a weird hiccup.

[00:04:21]No, you just caught yourself.

[00:04:22]>> I did. I hiccup hiccup. Yeah. Let's see what's on this list.

[00:04:27]>> You want a a list of >> caffeinated sodas?

[00:04:31]>> Pops.

[00:04:32]>> I'm sorry. Pops. I'm from Ohio. I know.

[00:04:34]They beat it out of me.

[00:04:36]>> Come on. They beat it out of me, too.

[00:04:38]But I You You cannot keep a brother.

[00:04:40]>> You're going to beat it back in.

[00:04:42]>> If you can beat something out, can you beat it in >> or just like stand up to the beatings?

[00:04:47]Do you think maybe pop was beaten in >> where? Probably where I come where we come from. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. For sure.

[00:04:53]It's like everybody calls it pop there.

[00:04:56]You when you hear So like I never heard people call >> And is your father or your grandfather a peep?

[00:05:02]>> A peep.

[00:05:03]>> Yeah.

[00:05:04]>> No, we call my dad pop and we call my grandpa. Well, me and my my sister, we call him dad because at one point he didn't want to like be called grandpa.

[00:05:13]Now it got to a point where I like I get tired of trying to differentiate which dad I'm talking about. So I say grandpa just like the rest of my >> You broke his heart one day.

[00:05:22]>> No, no, it's fine. He doesn't. Because the thing is it's he's never said anything. That's what my mom and dad told me. I was like, why do we call them dad?

[00:05:30]>> Mhm.

[00:05:31]>> I was like, okay. He never said anything. Oh. Oh, you got the list?

[00:05:34]>> I got Yeah, I got uh 10 sodas here that have caffeine. Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Mountain Dew. All right.

[00:05:41]>> Dr. Pepper. Okay.

[00:05:43]>> Uh, Melo Yellow, Barks, Root Beer, >> Sundrop, and RC Cola.

[00:05:48]>> Ah, we remember the RC >> RC Cola.

[00:05:51]>> That's old school.

[00:05:51]>> That is so old school. Do they still exist?

[00:05:53]>> They still have it.

[00:05:54]>> Why they still have that?

[00:05:56]>> Because it's still around. I don't know.

[00:05:57]>> I feel like there's certain things that should stand the test of time and I feel like RC Soda is one of them.

[00:06:03]>> Yeah, I think it's barely >> It's hanging on thread. You know what I mean? It's like there's so much more Toys R Us, but RC Soda still around. You know what I mean? Like I feel like is RC Soda like RC Pop, let's be very clear.

[00:06:18]Is it owned by What is Who is RC Pop? Uh uh owned by >> They're probably like independent in like a smaller >> That's why they see that's why I'm surprised they last.

[00:06:27]>> Might be owned by whoever owns Tab. Dog, >> your internet is slow. Uh >> oh my god. What's up with that?

[00:06:33]>> Is owned by Curig Dr. Pepper.

[00:06:36]>> Whoa. Oh, look at that.

[00:06:38]>> Is Kurig and Dr. Pepper like did they combine some?

[00:06:41]>> They're they're merged, man.

[00:06:43]>> So, Dr. Pepper, >> you knew that.

[00:06:45]>> I do now.

[00:06:46]>> Oh, I was like, whoa, >> I'm Mountain Dew now.

[00:06:49]>> You Mountain Dew. Yeah. I thought that like uh it's usually like Pepsi products or Coke products, right?

[00:06:54]>> Mhm.

[00:06:55]>> Yeah. Dang. So, they are their own.

[00:06:57]That's why you don't see them everywhere.

[00:06:58]>> A&W root beer also caffeinated. Good.

[00:07:01]>> Oh, wow. Okay. Good. Okay. You're >> looking for a caffeinated root beer.

[00:07:05]>> That's good to know.

[00:07:06]Sorry to to quick transition into what we're doing for this episode. I have to start with an apology from the last episode because I said something that I would like to apologize for.

[00:07:16]>> Okay, let's hear it. No one wants to apologize, guys. So, open your >> So, we were talking about whether or not you would expose a cheating ex. And I said something, I don't remember it exactly, but I said something like um like bad people do bad things >> and I would like to retract it. And I have no shame retracting something because I believe that good people can do bad things. And I don't think doing bad things makes you a bad person, but I do think bad people do bad things.

[00:07:42]>> Yes.

[00:07:42]>> And I think I think I was I was a little too stern, a little too Sithlike >> and I didn't express myself uh in what I truly believe.

[00:07:50]>> I was trying to tell you that last trying to tell you that when we filmed it. Yeah.

[00:07:54]>> You know, because you know, also bad people can do good things.

[00:07:58]>> You're right.

[00:07:58]>> That's the thing. A lot of things you Dude, I'm so sorry. I can't help the I can't help it.

[00:08:06]>> Yeah, you can't help that. I cannot help it.

[00:08:07]>> I'm glad that you came around and you apologized, you know, is I'm glad your apology was as loud as your [ __ ] answer.

[00:08:15]>> Yeah.

[00:08:16]>> I mean, I'd love to blame uh my general cranky nature. I'd love to blame my ADHD and low blood sugar, but the truth is I'm just kind of an [ __ ] sometimes.

[00:08:24]>> You don't have ADHD?

[00:08:26]>> A a person told me that >> in a video call and they were a doctor.

[00:08:31]>> Oh. Really? I've told you this. I tried to >> I know what you told me. I want to talk about it here.

[00:08:36]>> Well, I just I thought that I was going in and I thought I was like, "Okay, well, I think I might maybe cheat."

[00:08:42]Like, maybe I'll look at these.

[00:08:43]>> So, look, there we go with the cheating.

[00:08:45]>> Well, yeah. I said maybe I'll I'll lean into these answers and try to give them the answers they want so I can pass this test cuz I was a little anxious about the test.

[00:08:51]>> You know what? And imagine me because like I'm a good person. I would have just went up to your doctor and being like, "Yo, like he's cheating. He's lying."

[00:08:58]>> Well, this is what's funny about it. I didn't cheat and I didn't lie and I so clearly passed the test >> really >> of being diagnosed.

[00:09:07]>> I went in thinking that I was gonna cheat and by answer by question three I was laughing to myself because they were questions that I thought were clearly ridiculous.

[00:09:15]>> Can I see your medical records?

[00:09:17]>> Yeah, >> I would like to see them.

[00:09:19]>> Okay.

[00:09:20]>> I'll give you access to my whole medical records.

[00:09:22]>> Really? That would be awesome. Just see mine. Mine Mine's not going to be fun.

[00:09:26]>> Yeah. And also it's going to have long words. I don't want to learn. You could read them though better than I could.

[00:09:32]>> I'm telling you these questions were like, "Do you remember people's name?"

[00:09:36]>> Can you ask me some of the questions?

[00:09:38]So, let's self diagnose me. Let's see if I have ADHD. So, we're right now we're going to >> Don't look around the room. Okay. Stay looking at me. Where are your keys?

[00:09:48]>> Right there. They're on the um the holder.

[00:09:51]>> They're on the holder.

[00:09:52]>> Yeah. The key.

[00:09:52]>> You know that?

[00:09:53]>> I do know that.

[00:09:54]>> That they're on the holder.

[00:09:55]>> Yeah, cuz I put them there.

[00:09:56]>> You put them there when? today.

[00:09:58]>> Yeah. But is that where you put them every time?

[00:10:00]>> So earlier today.

[00:10:02]>> So earlier today, I don't know. Like now I'm starting to You're weirded me out because >> whenever Yeah.

[00:10:07]>> Okay. So I had them on my dresser, which I usually put them on the key holder. So I woke up from a nap >> after brunch and I witnessed them. I witnessed them.

[00:10:17]>> Uhhuh.

[00:10:17]>> I witnessed them on my dresser.

[00:10:18]>> Wait, you witnessed the keys?

[00:10:19]>> I witnessed the keys on my dresser and then I was like, "Okay, I'm cleaning up.

[00:10:23]You know, I'm starting to get everything together for today." And then I put them on the keyh holder where they belong.

[00:10:28]>> Okay. I'm not professional nor trained in order to do anything.

[00:10:32]>> But I think you would have you would have >> you did a good answer which means that you would not have passed the test as in that's you don't seem like you have ADHD based on your answer.

[00:10:41]>> So you don't think I have ADHD but you >> based on that answer because my answer >> I'm going to go to the same doctor as you and I bet you I'm going to come back with ADHD.

[00:10:50]>> You know what? And you just might.

[00:10:52]>> I really feel that way. It just doesn't I don't feel that for you.

[00:10:55]>> That's okay.

[00:10:55]>> I feel like in my heart I have ADHD. You knew you didn't have ADHD going into it.

[00:11:00]You just like I'm just going to lean into No, no. People told you make yourself believe that you had ADHD. You know, >> I had I had a couple people I know things are expensive out there, but a lot of people are self diagnosing now.

[00:11:12]No. And if that's what you did, I I really feel like people should get proper diagnoses.

[00:11:16]>> I agree. What occurred was I >> remember me trying to diagnose that I have cancer. It's like crazy. Well, you if you if you tried, you might have known.

[00:11:26]>> Like, oh my god. Never mind. Let me stop. Let me stop. Sorry.

[00:11:30]>> All I was saying is that I've had I had several co-workers, by several I mean three, make a comment to me and two of those people themselves said that they were on the autism spectrum and they were asking if I had ever been diagnosed on the autism spectrum.

[00:11:44]>> Did they go to a professional?

[00:11:45]>> Those people did.

[00:11:46]>> I have a friend, oh, let me just say this. I do have a friend who told me that she self diagnosed herself with autism the other day.

[00:11:52]>> I look, I believe in everyone's right to free speech, but I think medical professionals should probably diagnose you professionally.

[00:12:00]>> Thought the same thing, but I mean, like I said, it's expensive for people to, you know, go through those.

[00:12:07]I mean, that's that was one of the things that she told me cuz, you know, like she we had a a situation where I kind of seen her. Um, >> so she came in, she was staying with me and before I knew it, I had like people at my house and she her and her boyfriend came in the the apartment and there were people around and I didn't tell her and my phone was on do not disturb, which it usually is. And she came in the the the the apartment, she was just kind of like standing there like, "Oh, oh." And I'm like, "Whoa, okay." Like, "Okay, like party's over."

[00:12:36]you know, we like wrapped it up and you know, she was in the room. She I was like, "I'm so sorry that you know, like I didn't know like I didn't like that whatever just happened." She was like, "No, no, like this is your house. You know, I'm just visiting." She came to see the Michael Jackson movie with me.

[00:12:48]But then it got to the point where the next morning I was like, "You know what?" I was like, "Yo, I'm so sorry for last night." But you know how when people like have autism and they're STEMI?

[00:12:56]>> Um, I said that's like kind of what I felt like was going on. She was like, "Well, I am autistic and I was stmming."

[00:13:02]>> Then she probably is.

[00:13:03]>> Hold on. this is a thing. So for me, I was like, "Oh, wow. Okay. Well, I seen it. I did see I seen like the autism. I did see a bit of it, but then it gets to the point where the more we talked about it throughout the day cuz I'm like, "Yo, I'm glad that I like seen it. I like I I seen it, you know, I seen you just kind of tense up."

[00:13:22]>> So, you knew to to change the environment to to help them.

[00:13:25]>> Yeah. It's just like I've never seen that out of her. But then it got to a point where we started talking and she was like, you know, I'm selfd. Like I said, did you go to a professional? Like like that's the question I start to ask now.

[00:13:36]>> And she was like she's like, "No, I self diagnosed." I was like, "Well, okay.

[00:13:40]>> Well, maybe that you got to just take people at their word."

[00:13:43]>> I mean, at this point, honestly, cuz I don't want no problems. I'm not here to tell you what you do or do not have, >> what you are are not.

[00:13:50]>> I'm always and I'm not I'm not doing that at all. But I'm one of those types of people where I'm like, yo, like you can self diagnose all day, but like go give one or two professionals um >> I guess viewpoints or whatnot as well.

[00:14:03]>> Yeah. I think what she told me was that I had like maladaptive ADHD, which means that I like was able to function like it wasn't so intense that I was able to function as a child, but as I've gotten older as an adult, >> the the symptoms of whatever the [ __ ] are maladaptive, as in they don't help me >> as an adult.

[00:14:25]>> Oh, okay.

[00:14:26]>> Yeah. Therefore, treatment, possibly medical treatment is recommended. But then when I went >> What would what would you have to do?

[00:14:32]like aderall or ritlinin or uh what's the other one called?

[00:14:36]>> They're still giving kids rlinin.

[00:14:39]>> I don't know. I'm not a kid.

[00:14:40]>> Not anymore. I think I'm pretty sure I think they prescribed me well butrin, but I didn't want to take it because it it listed it as a anti-depressant as well. Depressant.

[00:14:50]>> Yeah.

[00:14:50]>> And I just I didn't want to mess with anything. Even still, I'm a little nervous. So, I might like reach out to maybe start doing some of that stuff because let's be honest, I am depressed.

[00:14:58]But beyond that, I just didn't want to.

[00:15:00]I was in everything about my life has just been so strange and at that time even worse that I wasn't I wasn't in a place where I was like and then let me try taking some drugs.

[00:15:09]>> That just didn't seem like it would help >> cuz you really don't have ADHD now. Let me just I really don't believe it. No, I'm sorry.

[00:15:16]>> That's okay, man.

[00:15:17]>> I'm sorry.

[00:15:17]>> Look, and I don't believe in God and I don't have issues when you talk.

[00:15:22]>> All right, we should get into the >> shots fired. So, I did I did just want to start with an apologize.

[00:15:31]>> That was a good way to transition out.

[00:15:34]>> But yeah, so I just wanted to start with an apology because I thought it would be fun if we just did another episode of talking about some topics.

[00:15:40]Controversial, not controversial. Give our takes. Yes.

[00:15:43]>> Hot or cold?

[00:15:44]>> In between.

[00:15:45]>> Hot or cold on hot or cold?

[00:15:46]>> Yeah. Your take might be hot. It might be cold. But in both ways, maybe get most. What do >> you prefer?

[00:15:52]>> I think hot.

[00:15:53]>> Hot. Okay.

[00:15:55]>> I think hot.

[00:15:55]>> Okay. Cool.

[00:15:58]>> Dude, that got deep.

[00:16:00]>> That's as deep. This is as deep as it got. It's like, okay, that's what you prefer. Well, I prefer the hot, too. I mean, I come from Ohio where it gets really cold. So, like coming out here to where it's like warm and like, you know, I feel like I'm constantly on a vacation. It's pretty cool. Yeah. You know, do you >> It's pretty cool. The hot is pretty cool.

[00:16:18]>> It is. Hold on. Do you feel like you're constantly on vacation out here?

[00:16:22]>> I mean, I guess. Does LA, since you're from Ohio, does LA feel like a kind of a constant vacation to a certain extent?

[00:16:28]>> Yeah, it's nice to go outside and see the palm trees and everything. You're like, ah, I'm in a like beachy atmosphere.

[00:16:33]>> Exactly. Right. We don't come from that.

[00:16:36]>> We have like pine trees.

[00:16:37]>> Pine trees. Lots of pine trees.

[00:16:38]>> Oh, that's nice.

[00:16:40]>> And you know what I did? I felt like I was on vacation when I went to Vermont.

[00:16:43]And everyone in Vermont felt like they didn't vibe with Vermont that much. Like they were all kind of a little pissed they were still in Vermont. And I was out there. I was loving it, dude. I was picking apples. Just having the best time of my life.

[00:16:54]>> It was so nice out there.

[00:16:55]>> Picking apples.

[00:16:56]>> Picking apples.

[00:16:57]>> Johnny Apple Seed. Now you're there.

[00:17:00]>> Sorry. Sorry.

[00:17:02]>> You hit me with a Norvit. How are you doing?

[00:17:04]>> I watched it recently. I think I told you I watched it >> cuz I asked you.

[00:17:08]>> Oh, you did text me in the middle of the night.

[00:17:09]>> I asked you. I said, "Have you seen Norvbit?"

[00:17:11]>> Yeah. And I'm like, "Bro, we've talked about Norvit so many times, bro.

[00:17:14]>> I was drunk."

[00:17:15]>> I know. I was drunk. I had to ask cuz I was laughing at it so hard.

[00:17:21]It's really one of Eddie Murphy's best movies.

[00:17:24]>> Norbit is so good.

[00:17:26]>> Okay, before we start, I got to talk about this because I mean I did text you that, but I ended up seeing uh like this girl on uh Instagram. She was talking about how Norbid is one of his best movies. And the more she just started quoting things and everything, I was like, "Oh, it's really that good." I mean, say what you want. He did play an Asian guy. Robert Downey Jr. did blackface, but the joke was not in the, you know, like it's like he they really go for it. I think he's incredible. He played multiple characters like he always does. The quotes are hilarious. I mean, you want to see a [ __ ] go down a slide, I give you a [ __ ] going down a slide. And there she goes down the slide.

[00:18:06]>> And that kid's so sad.

[00:18:10]Or or when she hit the dog, >> and then the dogs in the wheels, >> bro. Refusion was so evil. Like that was an evil [ __ ] She She hits the dog.

[00:18:22]She's chasing the dog and she's like, and then the dog, SHE SAID, "I KNOW THAT SOUND BARK." IT'S just like, >> bro, it truly is wild.

[00:18:33]>> I'm so sorry. Have you seen Norvit?

[00:18:35]>> Like a long time ago.

[00:18:37]>> Did you like it? you >> I remember I I laughed. I thought it was a good movie when I saw it, but I haven't seen it in years.

[00:18:42]>> Okay, you let's do everybody watch Norbbit again and then we'll come back and we'll talk about it and I want to hear your guys' perspectives if you have time. Nor uh Norbbit. I'm going to call you Norbbit.

[00:18:53]>> Yeah, if you have time. Did you just call me Norbbit?

[00:18:56]>> I did. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

[00:18:58]>> That's a That was a good uh uh little teaser for the first topic that I wanted to bring up.

[00:19:03]>> What is it?

[00:19:04]>> Is I saw in in Vogue. I think it was Vogue. It was some magazine something.

[00:19:09]>> You read Vogue?

[00:19:10]>> No, I just saw this someone else reposting. I'm sure a repost. That's another repost.

[00:19:15]>> I'm like Noah, you you be you be at >> I subscribe to Vogue around and I read it when I poo.

[00:19:20]>> Okay, that's what I do.

[00:19:21]>> Be fancy.

[00:19:22]>> But uh it said something that was like 2026 is the beginning of when like dark humor and like unserious humor is coming back into culture. And you talking about Norbit, I think was a good transition because Norbbit is incredibly unserious.

[00:19:37]>> Oh, it's so unserious.

[00:19:39]>> Like just >> depending on how you look at it now, >> I would call it honest.

[00:19:44]>> No, abusive relation. Abusive relationships are never funny.

[00:19:49]>> And you just said that you were laughing at Nor.

[00:19:53]>> Did you just You walked into your own wall.

[00:19:55]>> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. They're not funny, but Nor Yeah, Norbit is funny though.

[00:19:59]Sorry. But yeah, so they labeled it as like a consumer trend >> and uh I was just wondering what is your opinion on that? What is what how do you like read that kind of I guess forecasting of where culture will go?

[00:20:12]>> What's the question?

[00:20:13]>> Question is do you think dark humor and unserious humor is making a comeback?

[00:20:18]>> Oh absolutely, absolutely. And I think what's going to push us into that direction is Scary Movie 6. It's coming out June 5th or the 6th. It's one of those. I think it's the fifth.

[00:20:30]>> Wait, it should be the sixth cuz then it' be 666.

[00:20:33]>> Oh, >> well, I mean, there's 66 26.

[00:20:37]>> Yeah. Noah, you just trying to make some like [ __ ] happen.

[00:20:40]>> If it's if it's No, no, no. But if it's scary movie 6 on June 6th, >> then that's 666.

[00:20:46]>> Oh, okay. And then we just leave 26 out.

[00:20:48]We just going to leave the 26.

[00:20:49]>> Yeah, you don't need the 26.

[00:20:50]>> See, now that's how conspiracies start.

[00:20:52]>> What? 666 26.

[00:20:54]>> Yeah.

[00:20:54]>> What? You think that the devil has more numbers? We don't know. I that's not what I'm saying. I think you're just trying to make the 666 like happen and it's just like all right, got it.

[00:21:03]>> Why would they do 665?

[00:21:06]>> I don't know. What's the date for for Scary Movie 6? Cuz let's let's just debunk this right now.

[00:21:12]>> I'm pretty sick.

[00:21:13]>> We got to debunk it.

[00:21:14]>> Yeah, because if we don't debunk it, people will be like, "It's the devil's movie." Uh, it's It is on June 5th. See, >> scheduled to be released in theaters on Yeah, they probably did it specifically to dodge the 666 allegations.

[00:21:29]>> That I think that would only add to it though. You know, they should have done it.

[00:21:32]>> Yeah, but I do think that those movies are coming. But I would hope that they are and I hope that scary movie like pushes us into that direction because what the world needs now is laughter, laughter, laughter, laughter. I mean, shit's not funny, but it's a it's I mean, I've laughed through my cancer situation multiple times at this point.

[00:21:50]I'm still laughing.

[00:21:51]>> Uh I I do think it's coming back. Um I think a little bit of it is like, you know, people in our age range are now kind of the ones in charge of culture to some degree or what we want to buy or purchase.

[00:22:02]>> And I think there is a large sect of us general population that does like >> uh that style of humor. Again, it's not meant to be mean, but I think it's coming from so much of what we've all been bathed in for the last [ __ ] 12 years.

[00:22:16]>> Bathed in 10 years.

[00:22:17]>> I love that you bathed that way. Really?

[00:22:19]It's It's >> cuz I only use it for baths.

[00:22:23]>> I ain't never thought about being bathed.

[00:22:25]>> Yes, we have been bathed in >> algorithm.

[00:22:27]>> Yeah, a truly aggressive uh annoying meant to get a reaction from people. Culture >> so annoying. And in a weird way to do it on purpose is >> in like a comedic way is more comforting than what I deal with on the normal which is just ads or everyone's opinion or this and it's also pointed and meant to influence me and meant to get me mad or meant to get me this just so that I spend more time on it or that I click on it or for whatever [ __ ] [ __ ] reason. So if I get to sit down for Norbit and the [ __ ] that he's saying is [ __ ] insane is meant to get a reaction is this and this and this. It's actually comforting because I know I'm not getting an ad. There's no politics I'm supposed to learn from this. There's no point. I'm not supposed to leave here and hate someone.

[00:23:12]>> Rooted in comedy.

[00:23:14]>> Okay, Keith. Uh, next topic that I've got on a list. I saw like a very small conversation. I don't even know if it was like popular. Again, I I saw it in a comment section. Uh, but people were debating whether or not it was better to go viral for something humiliating or something awesome.

[00:23:28]>> Do you get what I mean?

[00:23:29]>> Okay. Like would you rather go viral for like doing a triple backflip or for I don't know what's embarrassing?

[00:23:34]>> I mean like Scarlet takes a tumble if we >> There you go. Scarlet takes a tumble.

[00:23:38]That's a good one.

[00:23:39]>> Um so for me personally, I don't want to be humiliated, >> you know, but there are people that have found the >> they've come out on the other side of being humiliated and now they're like the biggest thing ever. I can't think of any names off the top of my head, but there are some people that have done some very humiliating things or have been humiliated on the internet who are like >> probably doing better than us.

[00:24:05]>> Oh, for sure. It's making me think of like reality stars that kind of turn uh into like popular uh influencer or like YouTuber to some degree. You know, like like a Trisha Pis is an OG example.

[00:24:17]>> Uh even if you want to go to like >> Hold on. But the thing about her, she doesn't care. So, but that wait humiliating for you, but I think she she I think >> care or not, it is humiliating >> for for for she but is she humiliated and for her it's not humiliation?

[00:24:34]>> I guess >> that's the difference. I'm talking about like something that's that okay how Okay, I'll take you taking a >> Can I Can I throw out another one?

[00:24:42]William Hung, do you guys remember that guy?

[00:24:44]>> Yes.

[00:24:44]>> He had a really he did a really bad song on >> She American Idol.

[00:24:50]>> American Idol. That was the show. Bang.

[00:24:52]>> Yes. Exactly. Yeah. And he went he went viral and like he got a bunch of like endorsement deals and stuff out of it.

[00:24:57]>> But was he humiliated about that like that? He really made it cringe. Was it cringe? Yes.

[00:25:03]>> I don't know if it's up to you how people interpret something.

[00:25:06]>> Was it humiliating for It was hum Do you think it was humiliating for him? Are you talking about the person being humiliated?

[00:25:12]>> I don't think Yeah. I don't think he liked having people say stuff about him.

[00:25:15]Yeah.

[00:25:15]>> Huh.

[00:25:16]>> I don't think he liked having people say he was a bad singer.

[00:25:19]>> But that's that's different. Humiliation is like you can feel humiliated but also you can do something humiliating which is what the observer if they were in that position their empathy makes them feel humiliated for you.

[00:25:34]>> So whether or not William Hung feels humiliated it is humiliating because the average person viewing that would not themselves be able to be in that position without feeling humiliated.

[00:25:43]>> Okay. You get what I'm saying?

[00:25:44]>> I see what you're saying. I was thinking that we were talking about the person specifically like the if I were him I would be humiliated but I don't think he was humiliated. I think that's just who he was. He was happy to have the opportunity and he was every chance that he got he was >> So what would you rather go viral for >> not being humiliated? Obviously I already said it.

[00:26:04]>> Yeah, but that but you just made an argument about feeling. So even if you did something people thought were humiliating, >> you could feel amazing about it. you.

[00:26:13]Okay, you know, we're gonna move on because I feel like you you made you made an argument one way and then an argument another way and now I'm personally lost.

[00:26:21]>> Honestly, that's what I thought you were doing.

[00:26:23]>> That's what I thought. That's might be what both of us were doing.

[00:26:25]>> Maybe both of us were doing that. Guys, let us know.

[00:26:28]>> I'm humiliated by this. I don't feel amazing.

[00:26:30]>> You don't feel amazing. You're humiliating. I'm humiliating you right now.

[00:26:33]>> No, you are not. I feel humiliated.

[00:26:35]>> Why?

[00:26:35]>> Because I don't know what the [ __ ] you were saying >> and I think I should have obviously.

[00:26:41]>> Did it make sense, Laser? What do you No, I'm embarrassed to be on this show.

[00:26:45]>> Well, that's everything.

[00:26:45]>> I don't know what you're rambling about.

[00:26:47]Yeah. No, I'm kidding.

[00:26:49]>> I I I did get a little lost during that conversation. I don't know what we're talking about anymore.

[00:26:53]>> No, I wanted to make it about people being humiliated and then also the him feeling humiliated for somebody else.

[00:26:59]That's the problem.

[00:27:00]>> I think we're getting lost in semantics.

[00:27:01]I think if you look at something and go, that's if the audience goes, "Well, that's humiliating like the William Hung song." Or or it's the audience going, "That's awesome." like uh I I don't know who goes like the dude perfect guys make an awesome shot or something. Uh I think it's better to go viral for the doing something awesome than doing something that people think is is super bad or cringey.

[00:27:23]>> But this is the thing. What if William Hung thought that it was awesome?

[00:27:26]>> It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

[00:27:29]>> If people thought it was I think Listen, I think it was your fault.

[00:27:35]I seen the I seen the >> I just didn't want I just didn't want to get dragged back into that conversation.

[00:27:41]>> That's where I was I was because I was zoning out during that conversation.

[00:27:44]>> The father and laser and it doesn't matter. The father that >> go to your rooms, >> right? Exactly. The father that keeps his composure. But that's obviously annoying. It's like it doesn't matter.

[00:27:55]It's fine. Just go to your room.

[00:27:57]>> Uh Keith and Laserorn, do you feel that comment sections make people funnier or meaner? like as a collective.

[00:28:05]>> I mean, two things can be true at once.

[00:28:07]>> You're right.

[00:28:08]>> The I've seen some comment sections where there's certain videos that I see online. I'm like, let me go straight to the comment section because I know somebody's seen exactly what I seen when I seen it. I don't know how to like articulate it, but I know somebody in the comment section has, and lo and behold, every time somebody says exactly what I wanted to say or like, why didn't I think of that? But then there's also some comment sections where I'm like this is just mean and hateful or it's it's racist mean racist all of it. It's so weird to me and I'm just like oh my god like this is there's a lot of people that like >> see the world this way. You know what I mean? And it's just like I'm coming for the the also there are some mean funny comments >> you know like you've seen some comments that you're like that's me but that's a good one like that comment ate. You know, >> one thing I think about, and I laugh whenever I think about it, and I'm trying to hold it together right now, is on Reddit. There's a a subreddit called Wall Street Bets, and it's what normal people go on to post whether they've done well or poorly by taking uh unadvised and realistically very dumb positions in the financial market.

[00:29:16]>> Okay?

[00:29:17]>> And 5% of the time it's people showing that they did something smart. And then other 95% of the time it's people showing how much money they lost and how stupid they are. And I remember one person telling a story of how they like took their grandma's retirement and like this and that and invested it in something and they were so certain that it was going to do this and it was going to do that and then they post it and they went from like, you know, 80 grand to like $12.

[00:29:41]>> Oh no.

[00:29:42]>> It's so sad.

[00:29:43]>> That is >> so sad. It's so sad. Truthfully so sad.

[00:29:46]That's why you don't gamble. That's why you don't that it's truthfully because losing will always hurt more than whatever you think you're going to win.

[00:29:52]>> Yeah. But the first comment when I went down was a meme of a picture, like a cartoon drawing, and it was like like almost a stick figure, a little more detail, but it was someone who obviously was like uh like they were drooling.

[00:30:05]Their head was like it looked like maybe they were hit with a rock, but it was a uh it was an extension cord. And it shows that their head is the extension cord where you would put things. And that coming off their forehead is like the side you're supposed to plug into the wall except it was plugged into their own head. Okay?

[00:30:25]Their eyes look numb. And then they are cutting their own dick off at the same time. I'm telling you, it made me laugh so [ __ ] hard. It was someone made a comment and they essentially said, "You are so stupid. You are the dumbest person on the planet. Not only is your brain off, but while your brain is off, you're cutting off your own dick and balls. It was wild. It was ridiculous.

[00:30:48]And it was all communicated in like a cave painting. Like this cave painting was just to laugh at this person who ruined their life.

[00:30:55]>> But and you knew everything it was saying.

[00:30:57]>> Everything that it was meant to be said without saying a single thing. And it made me laugh so hard because there's >> it's unfortunately hilarious that it's like don't kick someone while they're down. This person said like, "I didn't kick you while you were down." No, you put yourself down and then cut your own dick off. Like like it was wild.

[00:31:14]>> The thing is people it's certain things that you just shouldn't post on the internet unless you want people to, you know, have have a say in it. And I'm pretty sure that's what that person >> that that is because truthfully and and this is honest. I've missed out on making a lot of money. And the cost of me missing out on making a lot of money is me still having the amount I do that grows a little bit by keeping it safe in the market in very safe choices.

[00:31:41]>> Yeah.

[00:31:42]>> Like it it doesn't feel good being poorer than you could be, but it feels better than literally having no money and then people are posting pictures making fun of you.

[00:31:50]>> Yeah, man.

[00:31:51]>> You know, you sometimes you just got to count your chickens >> or your eggs or whatever the [ __ ] the saying is.

[00:31:57]>> Yeah. I uh >> count them. Count your chickens. I don't like that. Do you like that, Laser Core?

[00:32:02]>> I I think the saying he's referencing is don't count your chickens before they're hatched.

[00:32:06]>> So, the saying is actually don't count your chickens.

[00:32:09]>> No, before they hatch. These ones already hatched. I'm just counting my chickens.

[00:32:12]>> So, okay. You're just >> I'm just counting them. I see. Oh, I see six chickens.

[00:32:15]>> Once they've hatched.

[00:32:16]>> Yeah, I've got six chickens. That's all.

[00:32:18]>> Yeah. I think the way you got to look at it, Noah, is it's like, yeah, you've missed out on making a lot of money, but you've also missed out on losing a lot of money. Yeah, you could have you could have been the guy, you know, getting the comments. Um, and it's kind of funny that you brought up Wall Street Bets because that ties back to the whole is dark humor making a comeback and on Wall Street Bets, there's some very dark humor on there.

[00:32:38]>> Oh, it's the darkest humor possible.

[00:32:40]Yeah.

[00:32:41]>> Um, but yeah.

[00:32:42]>> What's your opinion, Laser Corn?

[00:32:44]>> On uh what was the original? I'm on Wall Street Bets now. Oh, funnier or meaner?

[00:32:48]Um, I think meaner. I don't think it makes So what what comment sections do is thanks to the like like features on a lot of sites, it'll bring the funniest comments to the top, but it doesn't make you funnier. It's just the person who was funny will show up at the top. But I think it definitely makes people meaner because that layer of anonymity, like being unknown and being able to say whatever without consequence, without getting punched in the face. People say the meanest [ __ ] online and they they can just get away with it. There's no consequences, right?

[00:33:16]>> You know what I like? I like where so there's this guy there some guy I don't know like I don't you I don't get on Tik Tok or whatever but I've seen some of his posts on Instagram and he has like tattoos all over his face and his body I think he was like on like drugs and stuff real hard and he's like sober now and he's changed his life but now you know he would post stuff on like either Tik Tok or Instagram and he would post videos and people would say really mean things in the comments so he took it upon himself to start doing research on the people that will leave comments and blowing them up. And it became this huge like thing of it was like, "Hey, so and so, you left this nasty comment about me saying that I'm a gay d this that and the other." He said, "Well, let me set let me show you what you've done. Let's show the world what you've done." And then it's just like, you know, they have like a long criminal record and it's like them in jail. They're mugsh shot and it's just like, [ __ ] you set that up for yourself. All you had to do was not say anything. Like that's one, bro.

[00:34:18]I barely write and I barely even like like things on social media, you know what I mean? Because it gets tricky sometimes. Um, so I try not to like write have anything to say whether it's good or bad, you know? But if it's somebody that I know personally like you guys or whatever, I'll be like, "Yo, like what's up? Fire emojis." But when it comes down to like actually writing on people's stuff that I don't know, I'm like, "Oh no." Like that's weird. Like I don't even know how you're the explore page is like weird now. You know what I mean? It's just like I don't know all these people. But for some reason, I guess people feel that they know the people that they scroll or I feel like it's okay to just say whatever. It's like if I don't know you, I'm not you're not getting a like or anything out of me unless it's like a really sweet video.

[00:35:01]>> Yeah. I think I think Laser Cran's got a really good point even hearing your your story talking about that >> overall every interaction that occurred just got meaner. Mhm.

[00:35:09]>> So, even though like the funniest thing will float to the top and people like comedy, on aggregate, it's definitely meaner. It's definitely meaner and it's definitely like >> worse because you get to do it secretly and you get to do it so many more times.

[00:35:21]>> Oh my god.

[00:35:22]>> Before you were limited by the number of people in your town you could make fun of, >> you know? Now you can make fun of anyone ever in the world. Yeah. At any moment.

[00:35:30]>> Do you know the people that are like have they'll come and say like mean things on in the comments, but they don't have like any like pictures or their accounts are private? Those are like the worst by far. I cannot stand those [ __ ] It's just like where do you guys come from? I don't know like if you're like a an 80-year-old living in your mom's basement, you know what I mean? Like I don't know if you're a >> Whoa. An 80-year-old living in their mom's basement. Do you think their mom's still alive?

[00:35:54]>> I don't know if it's a baby in their mama's womb making these comments. You know what I mean? She's like, "Where the [ __ ] you at?

[00:36:00]>> Why can't I see you? Let me see you cuz why do you have Arthur as your profile pick?"

[00:36:04]>> You know what I mean? Like it's like some weird [ __ ] like that. or like, you know, it's like, oh, you just suck. You suck. Like, let's see your face.

[00:36:13]>> Let's see your face. You said you hate my outfit. Let's see yours.

[00:36:17]>> You said you hate my face. Oh, let's see yours. You know what I mean?

[00:36:21]>> I uh I have a I have a story about uh I got a really mean comment on one of my YouTube videos, and I don't leave mean comments on other people's YouTube videos unless they have left a mean comment on mine. And this is just some rando. And I clicked on their page and yeah, like you, I hate it when they don't have anything, but this person had one video up on their YouTube page and it was a one chip challenge video with three views and no likes or dislikes >> and I uh and I disliked it and then I left the comment, "Wow, this video is garbage. DELETE YOUR CHANNEL."

[00:36:51]>> THE THING THE comment he left me was really mean though. So it was >> my my comment was even I feel like tamer than his. But I am petty like that.

[00:37:03]still exchanged.

[00:37:04]>> You exchanged >> and that's okay. And we have to we we we need to accept that it's okay for sometimes we just got to get them back, you know? I think we've been like conditioned and taught not to say anything just because of where we come from. And I think every now and again you just got to get in somebody's [ __ ] just a little bit. It's like, bro, you seen the three views, you like, okay, bro.

[00:37:24]>> It's just like, but you also left them.

[00:37:26]But you let's go. Let's go. Let's get in there.

[00:37:30]>> Oh my god.

[00:37:31]>> Yeah, that's awesome. laser cord. That just made me love you so much more.

[00:37:35]>> Hey, thank you. You know the old saying, they say uh an eye for an eye makes the world blind. But I think an eye for an eye makes people think harder about poking someone's eye out cuz >> you're right. I guess if other people saw what happened.

[00:37:47]>> Yeah. Now there are consequences.

[00:37:49]>> Maybe. Maybe that's how glasses were first invented.

[00:37:52]>> Possibly. Or protective safety goggles.

[00:37:55]>> Okay. So Laser, you were just talking.

[00:37:57]You left a comment, right? You got yourself a little bit of revenge.

[00:38:00]>> Yes. Is revenge underrated?

[00:38:03]>> Oh yeah, revenge is great.

[00:38:04]>> Revenge is underrated. You think? Yeah.

[00:38:06]>> Oh, the Christian boy in me hates this question.

[00:38:09]>> See, I when I saw this question as well, I was like, dude, I don't know because I think I think revenge might be overrated.

[00:38:18]>> Explain yourself. Let's hear that.

[00:38:20]>> I don't I don't know if revenge results in as much positive as you think lead going into it.

[00:38:28]>> Well, it's not about that either, though. The thing is sometimes it just feels good to get your get back.

[00:38:34]>> You know what I mean? Like >> I'm not here to be like I'm I grew up >> being told that you know we do not get revenge this that and the other. But there's certain times where you're like you know what >> oo I got like you like you had to get that person back in the comments, right?

[00:38:50]Yeah.

[00:38:50]>> That person that left a really nasty comment to you laser. You had to go back. You was like this is my revenge.

[00:38:57]>> Delete your YouTube channel. That's great. You know what I mean? I think it's a problem when it goes too far though. Like that's where it stops. I can deal with that. You like an eye for an eye. Let's just go for it. But sometimes people take it to the next level and it's just like, you know, like >> Yeah. I'm not trying to show up at his house or anything.

[00:39:13]>> You see what I'm saying? Or like show up to beat his ass. It's like, >> but what if they saw your comment and now they get so upset by it now they want to do something more to you?

[00:39:23]>> What if now they want to leave two bad comments on your next video? Well, they can't cuz I blocked them after I did.

[00:39:28]>> But then you blocked them. So now they want to get revenge on you for revenging them. So now they're going to make a new account and then they're going to comment two times on your thing.

[00:39:36]>> Well, damn. Well, he's obviously petty enough. He's going to write two comments back.

[00:39:41]>> I could go all day.

[00:39:44]>> Yeah.

[00:39:45]>> I guess that's fair.

[00:39:46]>> Yeah. I I think it I think it's I the Christian boy me. Like I said earlier, I have to just No. Revenge is not the way to go. The best thing to do is to like I I would say the best instead of revenge, just let people see your success. Just move on. Move on. Go the almost turn the other cheek or just act like they never existed. I'm great for that. I really do. I've done that a lot in my life.

[00:40:13]>> I guess that is still a version of revenge. I guess I guess I don't like escalation.

[00:40:17]>> Yeah. Like I don't want to escalate.

[00:40:19]Like if say there's an issue and we don't even have to [ __ ] the revenge.

[00:40:23]Just just we don't we don't have any communication anymore.

[00:40:26]>> If someone takes $20 from me, I don't think I need to now take $20 from them.

[00:40:30]You know what I mean?

[00:40:31]>> No, we're not doing >> and I also don't think I need to take $50. Wow.

[00:40:36]>> See, I'm just removing that person. That person's never again allowed near me on my things, you know. At that point, you know, but some people really do view it.

[00:40:44]>> Let me say this. I would never do that.

[00:40:46]I would never do that. I would not talk to this person, but I would probably talk to you about I would talk to all my friends about you. how you sold $20.

[00:40:53]Like, >> I guess it's like a a version of revenge, but it's more so like just a clear consequence of actions. It's like if someone stole my car, I'm not getting revenge by calling the police in order for them to find it and then that person gets arrested.

[00:41:06]>> No, revenge is me finding their house and then blowing up their mailbox and [ __ ] on their front door.

[00:41:11]>> Right. That sound like some diddy [ __ ] >> It I >> You know what? I just realized he did kind of do that.

[00:41:17]>> He did do that [ __ ] bro. But I don't know about the [ __ ] part. It's crazy.

[00:41:20]>> Yeah. Uhhuh.

[00:41:21]>> But I mean, if he's doing the other [ __ ] he's probably doing the [ __ ] part, too.

[00:41:24]>> Absolutely. Absolutely disgusting.

[00:41:26]>> Um, you know what I've done before with the money thing if you're if you're still friends with the person and they like just like won't get you the money back is you uh >> you do like uh like, "Hey, uh you know, you cover this pizza or whatever. Like we just ordered pizza and I'll send you the whatever. I I'll Venmo you for it." And then I'll be like, "Okay, well, I just deducted that from the money you owe me."

[00:41:48]>> That works sometimes. Yeah. So, it's not like a revenge thing, but it's like I keep the tally in my head and it's like Yeah. You have a secret spreadsheet in your brain.

[00:41:56]>> In my brain of Yeah.

[00:41:58]>> No, you owe me 15.

[00:42:00]>> I do. I do owe him $15. I do owe him $15.

[00:42:04]>> That's right.

[00:42:04]>> And you you don't want to forget about that money.

[00:42:07]>> Keith, what is your opinion about uh like looking through someone's phone?

[00:42:13]>> Like, do you think it's right, it's wrong? Do you think there's circumstances that you are allowed to go on someone's phone?

[00:42:19]I think that is the ultimate it's it's disrespectful. I think it's disrespectful as [ __ ] I think that is that's somebody's privacy that you're like messing with. I don't play that.

[00:42:30]Don't mess with somebody's privacy. Let there look if you got to go through somebody's phone. Say you're dating somebody. If you have to go through their phone, >> you are it's not worth it. It's just not worth it. I don't think that it's worth the relationship if you don't trust anybody.

[00:42:46]Uh if you if you don't have trust in a relationship, it's just not going to work. It's only going to get worse over time, I feel like.

[00:42:52]>> Mhm.

[00:42:52]>> Have you ever gone through someone's phone?

[00:42:54]>> Yes.

[00:42:55]>> I knew it. I was like, "Let me follow that one up." And and you're saying from experience, you were like, "And then after I did that, it did ruin the relationship." And then there was no more trust.

[00:43:04]>> Like I didn't know something for a few days.

[00:43:06]>> Yeah. But it's all good.

[00:43:07]>> Okay. So you were able to So you looked through their phone while they weren't there.

[00:43:11]>> Yeah. That's a It's a lost >> You knew their password. Wait, wait, wait. Was the phone? Wait, was the phone >> the phone I asked to use?

[00:43:19]>> Ah, so they unlocked it for you.

[00:43:21]>> Oh god.

[00:43:21]>> Wow. What a plan.

[00:43:22]>> Talk about this. What a [ __ ] plan.

[00:43:24]Batman. Wait a minute. But I did it two days in a row.

[00:43:27]>> Two days in a row. [ __ ] yeah. [ __ ] yeah.

[00:43:30]I did it two [ __ ] days in a row.

[00:43:31]>> The first time? The first time? Was it a crime of opportunity?

[00:43:33]>> Call my dad.

[00:43:34]>> But my phone wasn't working for some reason. So I need to >> Did you have a suspicion? And so therefore, you came up and because of the suspicion, you came up with a plan.

[00:43:43]And the plan was I need to borrow your phone.

[00:43:45]>> It worked. And then I seen what I was looking for. And then you know what? I kind of I had a I had a feeling. I was like, let me go do this again. So the next morning I did the same thing. Hey, I need to call my dad. My phone not working again.

[00:43:59]Those messages were gone.

[00:44:02]>> Wow.

[00:44:03]Now that that one is the that's bro like obviously you're [ __ ] you you overstepped but that person doing that is like >> yeah I seen what I needed to see >> makes sense that no go on that relationship >> I seen what I needed to see and now I I I don't feel bad for it but at the same time it's like if you go looking you will find it go looking for some [ __ ] you're going to find exactly what you're looking for and I found it I didn't find it twice I found it once >> but I seen it once and that's all I needed and after that it was like all right cool we good >> we good and then there WAS THIS OTHER TIME >> I'M JUST SAYING but somebody's a few people have gone through my phone but I want to talk about that >> damn that's why did they catch you they brought some [ __ ] out they were like yo they said I don't I'm trying not to go into detail but it got to the point where they brought up a particular thing that I talked about in my text messages >> and I was like woo cuz my phone wasn't working. This is a whole different situation.

[00:45:05]>> Wait, you cried Wolf about your phone not working one time?

[00:45:07]>> No, no, my phone my my lap my lock wouldn't work. I had it set up to where my lock Well, it just wouldn't work. It was an old phone at this point. My phone actually was working the other time.

[00:45:17]>> But this time, the lock wasn't working, the lock screen. So, I ended up going to bed and when I went to bed, they brought up this conversation that I had and I was like, "Well, if you didn't go through people's phones, you wouldn't know that or you wouldn't have to do that." You're like, they're like, "It was such a breach of trust when I found this." You said, "And what a breach of trust when you found because it's your fault."

[00:45:39]>> This was after like I went through someone's phone. So, it's like now it's like, >> "All right, you looking for you're going to find it."

[00:45:45]>> Is revenge underrated?

[00:45:49]>> No.

[00:45:51]>> What do you think about this, Noah?

[00:45:52]>> Uh, I I don't think you should go through people's phones. Uh, but that's I think because I'm someone who's like very >> Yeah. You don't tell if I cheated.

[00:46:00]>> Yeah. Especially >> some weird >> if you were with someone longterm.

[00:46:04]>> Oh my god. Yes. If you had a spouse, bro, you had a kid or some [ __ ] >> I don't even want to talk about this.

[00:46:09]>> And you're out here messing around.

[00:46:11]>> And like you're out here messaging me like, "Oh, dude, it burns when I pee."

[00:46:13]Anyway, I'd be like, "That's [ __ ] up.

[00:46:16]You can't be giving your partner [ __ ] unwanted syphilis."

[00:46:19]>> Who said that? Who said that syphilis was >> in the world I built? In the world I built.

[00:46:23]>> Made all that up. In the world I built.

[00:46:25]Don't put syphilis and meat in the same sentence.

[00:46:28]>> Okay, chlamyia. Whichever one you'd like tonight.

[00:46:31]>> What you mean? Which one I like? See, that's how [ __ ] starts. I don't have >> You're right. You're right. I'm sorry. I shouldn't make jokes about that or start like rumors like that. I apologize.

[00:46:39]>> But that's the thing. If I come to you as a friend and say that I have syphilis or comedian, then you should shut the [ __ ] up and mind your [ __ ] business. You're right.

[00:46:47]>> And then I that's something I have to deal with.

[00:46:49]>> Anyway, I don't think you should go through a phone. I think I'm I mean >> gone through a phone.

[00:46:53]>> No. No. Oh, and to my knowledge, my phone's never been gone through, but they wouldn't find anything because there's nothing necessarily happening.

[00:46:59]Though, if someone went through my phone, I would feel like a a breach of trust, >> but I think on some other level, I think I'd be like, are they >> are they like stealing money from me?

[00:47:09]Are they like messaging other numbers and then deleting it from my phone?

[00:47:13]Like, to me, that feels more like I'm scared that they did something by going into my phone than I am I try to hide something.

[00:47:20]>> Cuz like I'll just tell you the answer.

[00:47:22]>> Yeah. Like if it was true that I was cheating on someone and they asked me, I would just tell them. I just don't cheat on people. So like I'm not worried about true, >> you know.

[00:47:30]>> That's about it. There's nothing on my phone for you to find.

[00:47:32]>> I want to know. L have you ever gone through a phone?

[00:47:34]>> I have not. But um back on the revenge thing. Uh I if someone goes through my phone, you can absolutely be 100% guaranteed I will go through your phone.

[00:47:44]Absolutely.

[00:47:44]>> I will find a way.

[00:47:45]>> Absolutely.

[00:47:46]>> I'm like, yeah, I would never let that slide. If I I've like I haven't gone through anyone's phone, but I've also never caught anyone going through my phone. If I caught you going through my phone, I would find a way even if I had to like, >> you know, hack I would hire a hacker to hack your phone or something. Like if you go through my phone, I am 100% >> I'm 100% going back.

[00:48:04]>> I don't know, man.

[00:48:05]>> You there on the dark web. I'm sure you can. But >> Oh my god.

[00:48:09]>> You can hire anyone on the dark web.

[00:48:11]>> You've got >> Can we talk about this after >> the dark web?

[00:48:14]>> Yeah. Well, >> you're not going to find anyone. You're going to end up running into the FBI and they're going to like come after you for trying to hire someone.

[00:48:20]>> Oh, okay.

[00:48:21]>> Yeah. Why you need a hacker?

[00:48:23]>> I don't know. I just just just in case.

[00:48:25]>> I've I've watched Mr. Robot. No. Uh I uh I don't know how to hack, but I would find a way if you if I caught someone going through my phone, which thankfully I've never done that. Um I would find a way to go through their phone. Okay.

[00:48:37]>> At what age is it no longer acceptable for you to go through your child's phone?

[00:48:41]>> Oo, that's a good question. I don't know. My kids don't even have phones yet.

[00:48:43]>> Yeah, they will though one day.

[00:48:44]>> That's true. Um, I don't know. I don't know the answer to that. I haven't thought about that yet. Why are you making me think about my sons growing up already? Before before question. So, you say they don't have phones now. What age will you allow them to have phones? Their first?

[00:49:00]>> I think 13.

[00:49:01]>> 13. Okay, that's good. That's good.

[00:49:03]>> That's very, yeah.

[00:49:05]>> Yeah, for sure.

[00:49:06]>> Yeah. And I even when they get a phone, I don't I don't think I want them having like social media apps on it. Yeah.

[00:49:11]Yeah. It'll probably just >> The thing is though, they're going to find it anyway. Like just at school.

[00:49:16]It's so crazy how kids like my sister won't allow my nephew to be on TikTok, but somehow he always gets into her phone and he's always on Tik Tok or like he'll make personal Tik Toks. It's like how did you learn how to do that? You're not even allowed to be on social media.

[00:49:31]And she'll just go through her phone and find it. It's like whoa. Like >> not saying that that's going to happen with your kids, but they find it somehow and they they're able to do it.

[00:49:39]>> I mean, they're out in the world.

[00:49:40]they're at at school with their friends and stuff, so they're figuring it out.

[00:49:43]Yeah, >> it I mean, and they're gonna have to learn how to use the technology anyway.

[00:49:46]So, it's not something I'm super >> worried about, but >> I think we can we can ease them into that first with a phone with no apps, and it's like, okay, if you're responsible with this, then you can, you know, have a >> get them get on an Obama phone.

[00:50:00]>> There's there's a Obama makes a phone.

[00:50:02]>> You never heard of an Obama phone?

[00:50:04]>> No, he makes phones. I just >> Look it up. Obama phone. Look, Dude, this sounds like a April Fool's prank.

[00:50:09]No. Obama. Obama. Obama had phones.

[00:50:12]>> Barack Obama.

[00:50:14]>> If if I get him an Obama phone, will he become president?

[00:50:18]>> Maybe. That's >> Maybe >> Barack Obama, >> man.

[00:50:22]>> When >> this is >> I want you to tell me what you know about this.

[00:50:25]>> I just know it exists.

[00:50:26]>> An Obama phone.

[00:50:28]>> The lifeline assistance Obama phone has helped 20 million financially strapped Americans get a free cell phone and minutes. Oh, so this is like a program that gets you a free phone. Yes.

[00:50:38]>> Okay. It's not Obama phones. They're just calling the program that helps lowincome people get phones. Obama phone.

[00:50:45]>> I I think >> Keith because it sounded like Trump phone.

[00:50:48]>> Okay.

[00:50:49]>> And that's very different than Obama phone.

[00:50:51]>> 100%.

[00:50:51]>> Trump has a phone.

[00:50:53]>> Yeah. He like scammed people.

[00:50:54]>> Is it real?

[00:50:55]>> Like two years ago.

[00:50:56]>> I don't think there's any real phone.

[00:50:58]>> He's the world's largest grifter. And I also mean that in weight.

[00:51:02]>> Got him. Take that Donald Trump if you're watching.

[00:51:07]Shout out, >> dude. I would Don't shout out him.

[00:51:10]>> No, no, no. We just I would apologize because I just >> Oh. Oh, you meant shoot AT >> NO. NO. WHAT? NO. NO. NO. We're taking that out. We're definitely taking >> I tried to make you guys remove a a reference to shooting the president and you guys made me leave it in.

[00:51:25]>> You went against the advice of your producer.

[00:51:27]>> That wasn't me. Was that you?

[00:51:30]>> Yeah. I probably said take >> I'm like, can we take take out the part?

[00:51:33]I was in the notes section. We we use frame.io IO to give notes and I was in the note section. Let's take out this part about killing the president and no was like, "No, leave that in there."

[00:51:41]>> Well, because you know what? I How about this to make it very clear what I believe? I don't believe anyone should shoot the president.

[00:51:48]>> I I agree. I don't I don't believe in political violence, >> nor do I want anyone to. Okay. Well, Keith, we got some pizza. I'm excited to eat. Me, too.

[00:51:54]>> I've been having fun chatting just on some random topics.

[00:51:56]>> Yes.

[00:51:57]>> Uh, anything else you want to tell the people?

[00:51:59]>> No. Piece of hair grease. Stay in school and don't >> do drugs. Whoa, that was interesting to space it out like that. Almost gave two messages.

[00:52:09]>> That was some old smash [ __ ] >> Yeah, that was some old smash.

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