5 things you can learn from having white friends

Added: 2026-05-10

[00:00:00]Okay, people always ask ME, "JOSH, DO YOU REALLY KNOW ALL THESE PEOPLE YOU BE TALKING ABOUT?" I DO. THEY WAS LIKE, "OKAY, SO TELL THEM WHAT IS JUST LIKE HAVING A FRIEND THAT'S WHITE." Y'ALL AIN'T GOT NO WHITE FRIENDS? Y'all tripping. Five things I've learned from having white friends. NUMBER ONE, ALL WHITE PEOPLE ain't rich, man. Now, I grew up in a town called Immokalee, Florida. The town over was Naples, Florida. Naples, Florida is known for being wealthy, known for being older, and known for having a high Caucasian population. SO, NATURALLY, I GREW UP THINKING ALL WHITE FOLKS HAD MONEY TILL I GOT ME SOME WHITE homeboys and we went out to eat a couple times AND I REALIZED THEY GOT TO WORK JUST AS HARD AS I DO.

[00:00:36]THEY DON'T eat cheap tips. They be looking for schemes and scams to get over AND GET BY JUST LIKE ME. SOMEHOW, THIS RUMOR CAME UP AND I KIND OF UNDERSTAND IT CUZ BEING where I'm from and I wasn't exposed to the rest of the world, I didn't realize how equal we are sometimes. So, I'm going to go on record saying this right now. If you give me some white friends CUZ YOU THINK THEY GOT MONEY, you think everybody own a beach home, and when you show up to their apartment that look JUST LIKE YOURS AND THEIR PARENTS got marital problems and issues and things like that, don't you be surprised. You take your silly ass back outside and stop believing everything you hear. Number two, when people see YOU WITH YOUR BUDDY, THEY GOING AUTOMATICALLY assume one of y'all is a seller. My name is Josh Pray and before I became an adult, I didn't listen to country music, had no redneck friends, I ain't deal with none of that. I got a homeboy named Chris Mendenhall. He is a white male. He loves Alabama. He loves baseball and rap music is not his thing. WHEN PEOPLE SEE US TOGETHER, THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY shocked to hear Chris speak and absolutely shocked to hear me speak and don't understand how me and him can get along BUT BE SO DIFFERENT. Race has no bearing on who a person is. SO, JUST BECAUSE A BLACK MAN AND A WHITE MAN, THEY clicked up and they CLICKED TIGHT, THAT DOESN'T MEAN the white dude is automatically Gary OWEN AND THE BLACK dude is Brian Gumbel or Wayne Brady.

[00:01:52]GET IT OUT YOUR HEAD. STOP believing in you think. Number three, white folks understand social and racial inequality.

[00:02:02]I can't speak for everybody, I can just speak for the white folks I know and my home boys and my home girls. When it comes to racial inequality or social inequality, it's not something that goes on deaf ears. It's not something that's not talked about. ALTHOUGH THE CONVERSATION MAY BE UNCOMFORTABLE AND IT'S NOT something you WANT TO TALK ABOUT at 10:00 a.m., 11:00 a.m. AT YOUR CHILD'S baseball game. WHEN THE CONVERSATION GETS BROUGHT UP, THE PEOPLE THAT I'VE DEALT WITH, THEY HAVE absolutely no problem respectfully having a conversation, giving insight and taking insight. All you got to do is be able to approach a conversation how a conversation should be approached, maturely, with open ears and willingness to listen. That's number three. Number four, white men like black women. Now, one of the biggest saying is when a black man gets some money, HE GOING TO LEAVE THAT BLACK WOMAN AND GET HIM A WHITE WOMAN. THIS IS NOT TRUE. I THINK PEOPLE like who they like and they match with who they match with. But, I will say this, white dudes like big butts and I won't lie. I don't know where the rumor came at where white men don't like BIG BOOTIES, THICK THIGHS, HIPS, AND STUFF LIKE THAT. LOOK AT THE WAY THE WHITE WOMEN ARE BUILT. NOW, LOOK AT WHO WINNING RIGHT NOW. THAT'S ALL I'M SAYING. White men love black women. They love that thick stuff. They love the smell of green hair grease. WHITE MEN LOVE BLACK WOMEN LIKE BLACK MEN LIKE WHITE WOMEN AND WHITE WOMEN LIKE BLACK MEN AND WHITE WOMEN LIKE WHITE MEN AND BLACK WOMEN LIKE WHITE MEN AND BLACK WOMEN LIKE BLACK YOU GET WHAT I'M TRYING to say. There is no racial disparity when it comes to relationships. And number five, this is the most awkward one. All white dudes ain't They ain't um They they they ain't Now, I don't like to make a lot of cemented stereotypes. I like to dis sperse, despair, whatever stereotypes, right? But, white people, y'all like to go skinny dipping in pools and lakes and stuff like that. Y'all have no problem RUNNING BUTT NAKED WITH Y'ALL'S BEER with some of my white home boys that we was at a beach and there was some women out there, too, and we was having a good time. They wanted to go SKINNY DIPPING.

[00:03:51]SO, I WAS LIKE, "HELL YEAH, I'M A BLACK MAN. I'MMA TO THE BIGGEST THING OUT THERE. I'MMA BE THE ANACONDA IN THE WATER UNTIL UNTIL THEY START and then they went skinny and then I realized like like I I I don't know if it it was a curve. I don't know if when December 2021 hit, white dudes got their superpowers down here cuz white dudes real They was known for real big cojones and little No, that's that's No, it look like a whole bunch of baby arms holding apples out there. I I I kept my shorts on. You know how black people we like to swim with our shirt on? I kept my shorts on. That that myth is dead.

[00:04:21]That myth That myth is dead. It look like a dead It look like about nine dead legs out there. I was like white men might be aliens. They They might be They cheating. There's no way in hell. They from the Congo.

[00:04:32]So, I don't know if this is the new generation, but boy boy, y'all don't want to go boy boy