We Should Have Stayed Home: Things Got WEIRD!

Added: 2026-05-14

[00:00:05]Good morning. Good morning. Good morning just to you.

[00:00:11]How are you doing?

[00:00:13]Are you all right? Happy Wednesday.

[00:00:18]Um weather's not been great. Just had a downpour. We're going out.

[00:00:26]Yeah, it's looking gray. Look, I think it's going to be a bit showery today, but we're definitely going out.

[00:00:35]Um, >> oh, good morning.

[00:00:38]>> We're off to find something with a bit of a story.

[00:00:42]>> Let's >> We're looking for a door. A nailed door.

[00:00:47]Long story. Tell you when we get there.

[00:00:50]>> Um, have you seen the Bogget this morning?

[00:00:53]>> No. What is the Bogget?

[00:00:54]>> The Bogget?

[00:00:55]>> Yeah. My god, I >> just don't know what the bogot is. The mumbi bogget.

[00:01:00]>> I'll tell.

[00:01:00]>> Well, I obviously don't. Why don't you just say it?

[00:01:03]>> I'll tell you later. I'll tell you later. So, we might have a look for the bogget. I've been looking myself.

[00:01:08]Couldn't find it. Um, tell you all about that later. Right. So, we're going to just pop out. Are we? It's only 10 minutes away.

[00:01:16]>> Out today.

[00:01:17]>> We're not out long.

[00:01:18]>> No, I know. Just a bit of fresh air will be all right.

[00:01:21]>> Things to do with with no internet as internet's gone off.

[00:01:26]Now, >> that's a long story.

[00:01:28]>> We've changed uh Oh, it's >> it's a long story.

[00:01:31]>> It's a long story, but might be having to change his internet and maybe get a new box, but we'll look into that later in the day. So, are you ready?

[00:01:43]>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, I need I need to sort me >> a We do every day when we're going out.

[00:01:49]Every single day. Oh, I just need to wait for me washing.

[00:01:53]>> Well, I did washing. had it all hung out and then all of a sudden it downpour for two minutes for just two minutes. I ran it all in.

[00:02:01]>> I told you.

[00:02:02]>> Well, should I hang it back out again?

[00:02:04]>> No, it's going to rain. I told you earlier. I says it's going to rain in 15 minutes. And you hung the clothes out.

[00:02:10]And he says, "Well, if I can get half an hour." I said, "No, it's going to rain in 15 minutes." What did it do?

[00:02:16]>> Did it rain woke up in 15 minutes?

[00:02:18]>> I woke up with a cracking headache today. So, >> I don't understand why cuz I didn't speak all through the night.

[00:02:24]>> Oh, I slept for England yesterday.

[00:02:27]>> Come on. I want to Oh, we have to wait.

[00:02:29]We have to wait.

[00:02:30]>> I don't have to wait. Let me just do this.

[00:02:33]>> So, apparently we've nearly arrived.

[00:02:36]>> What?

[00:02:38]>> We nearly arrived.

[00:02:40]Huh? Why' you shout?

[00:02:41]>> Cuz I couldn't hear you.

[00:02:43]>> Why?

[00:02:44]>> Oh, no. What they doing?

[00:02:48]>> You have arrived. There's some work going on here.

[00:02:51]>> Well, that's where we're going.

[00:02:53]>> We can still go in there, can we?

[00:02:55]>> Oh, I am going.

[00:02:56]>> Can't see no church.

[00:02:58]>> It's behind them.

[00:02:59]>> I can see gravestones. But well, the weather looks awful. So, I think we're going to have to hurry this up, darling, before it pours down on us.

[00:03:10]>> I can't believe out of all the days to do the work. It's like the bin man who were in our spot all the week.

[00:03:16]>> It don't matter. Of all the days, they just want to do it.

[00:03:19]>> There's room for us all.

[00:03:21]>> When we want to do it, >> there's room for us all. Don't you panic your little self, >> right? You ready?

[00:03:28]>> Yeah, I suppose. So, >> don't know what they're doing.

[00:03:32]>> Pressure washing the path.

[00:03:35]>> Making a new path.

[00:03:39]>> Oh, I love that smell. Cement.

[00:03:42]>> Yeah, >> cement. Well, >> I don't think it is cement. I don't know what that smell. Smells like the cement mixers >> used to get >> when they were putting pebble dash on houses when I were a kid.

[00:03:52]>> Pebble dash.

[00:03:54]>> There we are. See Peter's shirt.

[00:03:56]>> Bull up there.

[00:03:58]>> You can't get in.

[00:04:04]That was silly. Why weren't it open?

[00:04:08]Don't know. Yeah. So, we haven't actually been to this one, have we?

[00:04:13]Well, you can't see it really from main road.

[00:04:15]>> No, I didn't see it at all.

[00:04:17]>> So, what's happened?

[00:04:18]>> Oh, this looks old.

[00:04:20]>> Look at that beautiful little thing on the floor. Look at that.

[00:04:24]How pretty. Where's that come from? Over there.

[00:04:28]>> Yeah, this looks old, babe. Doesn't it?

[00:04:32]>> Yeah. I was looking up like myths, legends, stories, things like that, and this place popped up last night.

[00:04:39]>> Yeah. It said check out the door. Come and have a look at the door.

[00:04:48]I hope it's there. Now, oh yes.

[00:04:56]Check out all these nails in the door.

[00:04:59]There's hundreds of them. Now, why is that? I might You might ask yourself.

[00:05:07]Come on, tell us. Go on, just tell them.

[00:05:10]Then I have to tell you the camera.

[00:05:13]>> I was just checking to see if it's opened. It's open.

[00:05:16]>> So before I tell the story and stuff, we're going to check out inside. There might be people in there.

[00:05:27]>> Oh, that's cool, isn't it, though?

[00:05:29]>> We've got his own little church.

[00:05:31]>> Always wanted me own little church in here. We better not get locked in.

[00:05:36]It's very dark. Very gloomy one. That's an old font.

[00:05:41]>> Isn't that >> beautiful?

[00:05:44]>> Just think of all the people who've been christened in that mazy. What's that all about? It's like a witch's thing in there.

[00:05:52]>> It looks Is it heaven?

[00:05:53]>> It smells like baby's heads, don't they?

[00:05:56]>> It has got a funky smell. I'm not sure.

[00:05:59]>> Tell the story then.

[00:06:01]>> Oh, no. I have to get it out first on my phone. So, let's just keep exploring.

[00:06:06]>> I want to see these old photos here.

[00:06:08]Look, >> there's Jesus and his disciples having a wife.

[00:06:12]>> Please. Look.

[00:06:15]>> So, Oh, so it's been restored. Look, all the roof were caved in.

[00:06:20]God, they were in a right state, wasn't it?

[00:06:22]>> Yeah.

[00:06:23]>> Well, they've done it up well.

[00:06:25]>> Historic interest. So, this is where we are. St. Peter's Mark B. I thought it was Mark. Yeah. Markby near Alfred. The only thatched church in Lincolnshire.

[00:06:38]>> Yeah.

[00:06:39]>> Yeah. It's very unusual. It's cool.

[00:06:42]>> Did you see it?

[00:06:42]>> Yeah.

[00:06:43]>> I didn't even notice it.

[00:06:44]>> Didn't you?

[00:06:45]>> Right. You take that cuz I want to read about some in historic interest.

[00:06:49]>> Well, where my men are taking them.

[00:06:53]Let's go and have a look down here while Dan's doing his thing. Do your thing. Do your thing. Oh, these are cool. Look.

[00:07:01]Little family cubicles.

[00:07:06]>> Used to be a priaryy here, by the way, back in 1160. A proper py priary, you know, where monks and stuff go.

[00:07:14]>> All right, cool. That's cool.

[00:07:17]There's not much to it really, is there?

[00:07:21]I mean, it's nice that the village has got something like this.

[00:07:26]Oh, it's cold in here, isn't it? It's freezing.

[00:07:32]I don't need notes cuz I know everything myself.

[00:07:35]>> See the font?

[00:07:36]>> Yeah.

[00:07:37]>> If you can imagine it turned upside down.

[00:07:40]>> Yeah.

[00:07:40]>> They reckon that was the bell of the priaryy.

[00:07:44]>> Really?

[00:07:46]>> All them hundreds of years ago.

[00:07:48]>> Wow. This itself would ring a ding-ing as the bell. It >> could do. Whether there's any truth in that, I don't know. But >> I don't know.

[00:07:56]>> It's in It's got like crosses and stuff in here. I noticed. Look, >> maybe the bell was inside this.

[00:08:04]>> That sounds hollow. Feel hollow. That's not solid, is it?

[00:08:08]>> It is.

[00:08:10]>> It is >> strange.

[00:08:12]>> Beautiful font.

[00:08:14]>> Yeah, it's lovely.

[00:08:16]I noticed this over here. I don't know what this is, but this looks like the oldest bit in the place.

[00:08:21]>> What? That room?

[00:08:23]>> No, no. This um panel at the back there.

[00:08:27]Look, it's beautiful. Oh, yeah.

[00:08:30]>> Yeah, I like that.

[00:08:31]>> You'd have thought it would say something about that in there, but it doesn't.

[00:08:34]>> Yeah, they've obviously rescued it from somewhere.

[00:08:38]>> Is this the same but smaller? It is.

[00:08:41]It's exactly the same, but smaller.

[00:08:44]>> I want to say the thatch church. The Thatched roof.

[00:08:47]>> The Thatch roof.

[00:08:49]>> That looks like it could be the primary.

[00:08:51]>> Yeah. Well, I thought that looks strange place there like that. They've obviously rescued it, haven't they? I think it might be at all.

[00:09:00]>> Yeah, possibly.

[00:09:03]What a wonderful little door. Look, you can see where all the nails are come through and it's rusted on the other side. Look, bent over.

[00:09:11]God, it's heavy, isn't it? It's a thick old door.

[00:09:17]Very nice. Interesting.

[00:09:20]>> Is that a grip?

[00:09:21]>> Yeah. Well, I was wondering that, but it's a strange place to put one, really, isn't it?

[00:09:25]>> Come on. A thatched roof. Yes. But you can't see it thatch because of all >> wire holding it all together.

[00:09:33]>> Well, that's been recently done.

[00:09:36]>> No, you're having a laugh. It needs doing.

[00:09:38]>> Doesn't it grow? No.

[00:09:40]>> Grow. No.

[00:09:43]No. It looks like it needs doing, darling.

[00:09:46]>> I bet it's heavy.

[00:09:48]>> No. That's just being done. I would say >> no. You're having a laugh.

[00:09:52]>> Looks like a rook or something's nesting up there.

[00:09:54]>> It's nesting, isn't it? It's quite a wonky building. It's not straight so to say.

[00:10:02]>> So the Markham church, it's the only thatch church in Lincoln church was built in 1611 using stone from Mark the priaryy. So this stone is from the priaryy.

[00:10:14]>> It does look old, doesn't it?

[00:10:15]>> Yeah. According to legend, >> anyone who runs three times around the church anticlockwise >> at midnight >> at midnight with a hammer and a nail in your hand and then comes up to the door, bangs a nail in will then see a ghost or a ghouer.

[00:10:42]>> I want to know if anyone that's actually done it has seen the ghost. Well, a lot of people have done the ritual, as you can tell from the hundreds and hundreds of nails in the door.

[00:10:54]>> Where this stuff comes from, though, it's mad, isn't it?

[00:10:57]>> Well, um, circling a church anticlockwise is considered unlucky across Europe.

[00:11:05]>> Oh, yeah. I would have thought so, I know, but yeah, >> but if you go clockwise >> Yeah.

[00:11:10]>> it isn't unlucky.

[00:11:12]So, it's as if they're going unlucky.

[00:11:14]It's like a I don't know like a demon thing. They're trying to >> trying to attract Yeah.

[00:11:19]>> madness. So I'm I'm not doing it.

[00:11:21]>> Look at this letter. 1962.

[00:11:26]Little bit of old writing.

[00:11:30]>> Yeah, it's interesting little place.

[00:11:36]Yeah, it looks like they've uh been spending a lot of money redoing it all and look they're still looking after it as you can tell with the what do you call it? Power washing.

[00:11:49]>> Power washing.

[00:11:50]>> Pressure washing.

[00:11:51]>> It's nice that they allow you in here.

[00:11:54]>> It's not much to it, but you know it is nice. Oh, that's a back room we never saw. Is it? Oh, no. We did see that.

[00:12:04]1918. So, some of these aren't that old.

[00:12:09]>> These are old shapes, aren't they?

[00:12:11]>> Not as odd shaped as that chair.

[00:12:14]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:17]Yeah. They're different, aren't they?

[00:12:19]>> Yeah.

[00:12:22]>> Try and find the oldest.

[00:12:25]>> I've said they're all about 1900.

[00:12:28]>> Yeah, that babe is well old on that roof. You're having a laugh. That needs redoing.

[00:12:35]>> I don't think so.

[00:12:36]>> I think it lasts 20 years. Is it 20 for the Thatch? They say it needs redoing the >> grave at 1880 there. I reckon 1870 up to quite modern look. Some modern graves here.

[00:12:51]>> Yeah. Don't like showing modern ones.

[00:12:56]Right. Anyway, that was interesting. So, it looks like there was a door there at some point.

[00:13:02]till the door ts come in with the window tacks.

[00:13:06]>> Can you get upstairs?

[00:13:07]>> Yeah, there was a loft bit at that end which I thought was strange.

[00:13:11]>> Can you get in it?

[00:13:12]>> No, you would never reach it.

[00:13:15]>> Yeah. Two crosses at each end.

[00:13:20]Yeah. Do you want to have a look?

[00:13:22]Do you want to have a last look?

[00:13:27]>> Of course you can't get up there. It's too tall. Yeah, I'm quite tall.

[00:13:38]>> Go on then.

[00:13:39]>> What's that? Is that to get up there?

[00:13:42]>> Oh, that's Is that to bring Is that to bring a ladder down?

[00:13:47]>> I bet. No, you better not.

[00:13:49]>> It doesn't say you can't, but I better not.

[00:13:52]>> No, I would say not.

[00:13:55]>> Well, there's a ladder there.

[00:13:57]Oh, >> that wouldn't even reach up there. You'd kill yourself and break your neck.

[00:14:02]>> Dark board.

[00:14:07]>> Oh, look. It's an electric meter.

[00:14:11]>> Quite thick walls, aren't they?

[00:14:14]>> Well, used to be a priary.

[00:14:17]>> What? This actual building I thought you have thick stones, aren't you?

[00:14:22]>> Yeah.

[00:14:23]>> So, that used to be a door then.

[00:14:26]>> Yeah.

[00:14:27]Yeah, I like it.

[00:14:29]>> Yeah, it's unique. It's different.

[00:14:31]>> It's got a nice feel about it as well.

[00:14:33]>> It has actually.

[00:14:34]>> The sun was out.

[00:14:35]>> Yeah.

[00:14:36]1740, that one.

[00:14:39]>> Wow.

[00:14:40]>> That's old, isn't it?

[00:14:43]So, there is the odd scattered.

[00:14:46]>> Well, I think the church itself is from the 1600s, >> right?

[00:14:50]>> 1620s or something. But the priory going way back.

[00:14:56]>> Just in time. It's starting to spit.

[00:15:00]Come on.

[00:15:04]Oh my gosh.

[00:15:11]Oh, it's cold out there, isn't it? My face has gone all cold.

[00:15:16]Anything else or is that it?

[00:15:18]>> That's it. Oh, >> it's about to rain now, isn't it?

[00:15:22]Yeah. I'm not sure if it's a storm known as a storm or something, but we've got thunder and lightning and stuff today.

[00:15:28]>> No, we've had that.

[00:15:29]>> What do you mean we've had that?

[00:15:31]>> That would have come out to 9.

[00:15:33]>> No, I didn't hear thunder.

[00:15:34]>> I didn't say you could hear it, but I didn't say it actually happened.

[00:15:38]>> No, it says later on on my app, weather app.

[00:15:45]So, it's called St. Peter's Mark B. Mark B.

[00:15:52]The Bogurt. Can you see it anywhere?

[00:15:55]>> I don't know. I'll have to have a look.

[00:15:56]>> The Mumby Bogurt.

[00:15:58]>> What's he look like?

[00:16:01]>> Short, hairy, smelly. Looks a bit like Captain Caveman. Remember him?

[00:16:06]>> No.

[00:16:06]>> Captain Caveman, but without the big um club in his hand.

[00:16:13]>> No.

[00:16:13]>> He's only about Soai.

[00:16:15]>> All right. Okay.

[00:16:16]>> Right. So, the Bogurt, the Mumby Bogurt.

[00:16:19]It's a household fairy, but it doesn't look like a fairy. It looks like a bogurt, which causes things to disappear, milk to go sour, and dogs to go lame.

[00:16:33]>> Mischievous then.

[00:16:34]>> Very mischievous. They're always nasty.

[00:16:36]Mischievous.

[00:16:37]>> Nasty. Yeah, I'd have one.

[00:16:39]>> And if if you run away scared of the bogurt, it'll it'll follow you. It'll follow you. All right. So, you can't get away from it.

[00:16:46]>> Just kick him. You should never give the bogurt a name. If you give the bogurt a name, it'll become really uncontrollable and destructive, >> right?

[00:16:56]>> And it crawls into people's beds at night and slaps them in the faces.

[00:17:01]>> I can just visualize it sitting on your chest going >> and sometimes he strips the bed sheets um off them or it pulls on your ears while you're asleep.

[00:17:15]>> Cheeky little one. Does he ever sleep?

[00:17:17]>> Oh, he's a swine. He's a swine. He really is. Well, he ain't a swine. He's a bogot. But anyway, um yeah, you're meant to put a horseshoe above your door to stop them coming in.

[00:17:28]>> Right.

[00:17:28]>> So, yeah, it's described as being short, hairy, and smelly.

[00:17:33]>> But there's a story about the bogurt in this very field.

[00:17:38]>> All right. Okay.

[00:17:38]>> Right next to this very barn.

[00:17:40]>> Yeah. So when this farmer who owns it now came here, he was going up to the farm and he sees this thing coming through field, too big for a rabbit, but too small for a horse.

[00:17:56]And it's coming over and it's making noises like he comes right up to him. What are you doing? This is my field. I've just bought it. I'm farmer. just bought it here. I'm going to cultivate all this land. What do you mean you're going to cultivate all this land? This is my land. I've been here for thousands of years. I have, says the bogot.

[00:18:19]So the bogot says, "I'll tell you what I'll do. I'll let you cultivate the land, but I want half of it."

[00:18:26]All right, let me think about it. He's a crafty one. Is this this new farmer? So farmer goes away. He thinks about thinks, "Right, how can I how can I make sure I get all the crop here?" So he comes back, says to Bogurt, "All right, we've got a deal. Anything above the ground I'll have. Anything below the ground, you can have. How's that?" Bot says, "All right, that's fair enough."

[00:18:49]Cuz the Bogurt does live underground and it burrows.

[00:18:52]>> Yeah, that's fair play.

[00:18:53]>> Fair play.

[00:18:55]So he plants a load of wheat in the field.

[00:18:59]>> Uhhuh.

[00:19:00]>> Comes to cultivating time, the bog comes running through the wheat. Right, I'm ready. I'm ready. I'm ready. Right. You get everything on under the ground and you can keep that. I'll get everything over the ground. So the farmer gets all the wheat out. He's puts it in his barn.

[00:19:13]He gets all the things off and he sells it all. He makes a fortune. The bogurt all he gets his roots and stubble. He isn't happy. He isn't happy.

[00:19:24]So it comes to next year. Bogurt comes up to him says, "Uh, you diddled me last year, didn't you?

[00:19:32]What do you mean? What do you mean?"

[00:19:33]says everything underground, they were not worth eating. You've got all good stuff above ground. So this year I'm going to have everything above the ground. Farmer says, "All right, then you have everything above the ground.

[00:19:43]I'll have everything under the ground."

[00:19:45]>> I can see where this is going.

[00:19:47]>> So the farmer plants loads of potatoes.

[00:19:51]Comes the end of the year, the bog gets nothing but green shoots and the farmer gets all these beautiful potatoes and sells them.

[00:20:02]So I have to remember what happens at the end. So the bogurt stormed off with rage over the hill there, never to be seen again. The mumby bogurt and the local farmer.

[00:20:16]>> He's nothing but trouble anyway.

[00:20:19]>> I don't mean the farmer.

[00:20:21]>> Oh, the bogot.

[00:20:23]>> Yes, I'm not joking. It is that actual farmer and this actual farm.

[00:20:28]>> I don't believe him. Look it up, Mumbbe Bogurt and the farmer and you'll see it's a true story. There's another story now we're arriving back about the uh the pony, the Mumbi pony, >> right?

[00:20:46]>> So, back in the day when there was a butchers here and an abattoire, the local butcher used to go into the market, you know, in Alfred Alfred Market.

[00:20:56]>> Yeah. He used to go to the Alfred market and he loved Alfred and he loved the hospitality and stuff and he used to go in the pubs and get absolutely hammered and all he'd have to do is get thrown into the back of his cart.

[00:21:14]It was like a pony and cart what I used to go in. get thrown in the back of his cart by the local inman and the donkey at the ponyet would just automatically know its way back to Mumbai and just take him all the way back home. That's a true story as well.

[00:21:32]>> That take him to >> the drunken butcher from Mumb.

[00:21:37]>> You sure that story ain't a load of pony, darling?

[00:21:43]>> Well, I never know with you anymore. You should know I only speak the truth about everything.

[00:21:50]>> Been back two minutes.

[00:21:51]>> Yeah.

[00:21:52]>> Do you want to go back out again?

[00:21:53]>> Mhm.

[00:21:55]>> I don't mind. I've just tried to sort me tumble dryer out. I seem to be having tumble dryer problems. Not happy. And I've cut myself.

[00:22:07]What? It's important to me.

[00:22:11]>> Come on. Are you getting your footwear back on? Oh yeah. Yeah.

[00:22:16]>> Um, which >> one are we going? Oh, the one I suggested.

[00:22:19]>> We're going to Hog Thorp. Mazi.

[00:22:21]>> How far is that then?

[00:22:23]>> I don't know. 5 10 minutes.

[00:22:26]>> Oh, okay.

[00:22:27]>> Hog.

[00:22:28]>> Get your shoes.

[00:22:29]>> Which basically mean Oh, there's one of them spiders again. Which basically means pig farm.

[00:22:37]That's how it got. That's what it original name would have been on. It's the same spider. Mazi. It's come back in. Mazy, where have you gone? Mazy, we've got a spider. Mazi, you all right?

[00:22:52]>> He's a fatty, is he?

[00:22:54]>> Seems to enjoy sitting on that fence.

[00:22:58]>> Think she might be pregnant.

[00:23:00]>> Turn right onto Lane.

[00:23:02]>> Oh, yeah. This will be nice.

[00:23:04]>> There's one in middle of the road.

[00:23:06]>> Oh, it is. Oh, it's a baby.

[00:23:09]>> Oh, he's not going to move.

[00:23:13]Let's go and have a look.

[00:23:14]>> Show him out.

[00:23:15]>> No, he's a bubby.

[00:23:17]>> He has to move.

[00:23:20]>> Oh, baby. D ain't even walking properly, >> right? He's moved.

[00:23:30]Oh, I was saying the other day, ne you never really sort of see baby pigeons.

[00:23:35]He's proper bubby. He is.

[00:23:39]Oh, so cute. See if I can get a good picture of him.

[00:23:46]Where are you? You're beautiful.

[00:23:53]>> Yeah. You never see baby pigeons, but we've just had one stoppers in the middle of the road. That's cool.

[00:23:58]>> Yeah, that was cool. I hope he didn't fall out the bush. He might be hurt.

[00:24:01]>> No, he won't hurt.

[00:24:03]>> Well, we made it.

[00:24:05]>> Here we are in Hogto.

[00:24:07]>> Yeah. Now, we've only ever come here to go to the shop and drive through >> and drive mainly drive through. Think you've only been there twice to park post parcels.

[00:24:17]>> You've got to go through here to get to Skag Ness.

[00:24:20]>> Oh, it's open, darling.

[00:24:21]>> Oh, it is open. There's something rare in here, Mazi.

[00:24:24]>> Oh, cool. Cool. Yeah, there's a load of like picture boards things over there.

[00:24:30]>> Should we have a look at them first?

[00:24:31]>> Yeah.

[00:24:33]Yeah, cuz I don't This road is horrible.

[00:24:38]Start right at the beginning and we'll make our way down. There's quite a lot here.

[00:24:42]>> I'm just looking at the gold coin.

[00:24:44]>> Yeah, straight away that took my fancy.

[00:24:46]Where'd they find that then?

[00:24:49]>> It's not saying all about it.

[00:24:52]>> Oh, >> it's just basically this is a very big Viking area.

[00:24:58]St. Mary's Church. That's where we're going.

[00:25:03]There's something in Oh, that Oh, don't look at that because that's what we need to find inside.

[00:25:07]>> Okay. Well, there's other bits there though, isn't there?

[00:25:11]>> Okay. It's a bit too much to read, isn't it? If I'm totally honest, >> it's a tiny little place. Look, it used to have mills. It doesn't have mills anymore.

[00:25:25]>> Yeah. Bome carts. Look, >> the school had a fire.

[00:25:31]I like that. Look. Oh, is that is that just wonky >> demolition?

[00:25:36]>> All right. Okay.

[00:25:39]Yeah. Oh, fascinating. Oh, look. There's your butcher. Look.

[00:25:44]>> 1912. Brilliant. Look, the high street looks exactly the same, apart from you ain't got the raw cars going down here.

[00:25:51]>> Yeah.

[00:25:52]>> 1910 High Street.

[00:25:55]>> Beautiful little pictures. I love stuff like this.

[00:26:01]I'll just scroll you over them so you can get to have a look. Um, got the meat hanging outlet.

[00:26:10]So, >> Sarah Sun's head that's been there since 1700. This pub here.

[00:26:17]>> Wow, this is mad. Look, no real road on that one.

[00:26:25]>> What's ram tanning?

[00:26:28]They used to do ram tanging. Ram tanning was practiced in medieval times until the first world war. The victim would be tied up on a pole and carried on the shoulders of two villages and forced to complete a tour of the village accompanied by the residents.

[00:26:47]>> Sounds like a horse. Oh, there is horses. Yeah, but you missed the best bit. Look, something to do a dragon and free maneuver up the hill and then dump them in a pond.

[00:27:00]Oh, the punishment was normally reserved for wife beaters.

[00:27:04]>> So basically they'd tie them up on a stick, walk them through the village on a stick and all have drums and make a noise going through the village. So everyone knew that were a wife beater.

[00:27:15]>> Some lovely horses here.

[00:27:18]>> Hello.

[00:27:20]Beautiful horses. Look at the church.

[00:27:26]Absolutely beautiful.

[00:27:31]>> Oh, they're gorgeous, isn't they? Babe.

[00:27:36]>> Oh, that's lovely.

[00:27:39]Car boot sale down that way. I >> think it's Edra Sun there.

[00:27:44]>> Oh, okay.

[00:27:46]Open for teas, coffees, and cakes.

[00:27:48]What's that all about? Oh, that's the restaurant. Sorry. Do you want to walk around it first?

[00:27:56]I don't think there's much to see around.

[00:27:59]>> It's always nice to walk around the church. Maybe not 12 times.

[00:28:05]>> Might be locked.

[00:28:15]>> Oh, this is a nice one.

[00:28:19]>> There's a lot more to this than I expected.

[00:28:21]>> Yeah, >> this is a bit of an eerie picture. It is. That caught my eye straight away.

[00:28:30]There's a little sign there if you want to read that and pause and read.

[00:28:37]Yeah, this is bigger than it. I imagent, >> right, I'm looking for something.

[00:28:46]>> That is it.

[00:28:46]>> That's very, very rare. Mazy, can you see it properly?

[00:28:54]It's like a a woman's head with two bands going across it. There is one of these on the mall, but not with bands over the face. So, why is that one got bands over the face?

[00:29:05]>> Don't know. Don't look like a woman, though.

[00:29:09]>> I'm only going on me notes.

[00:29:10]>> Oh, >> I'll have to have a look.

[00:29:13]>> Oh, I thought you knew. In the meantime, then we'll take a little walk. Go and see the font.

[00:29:20]Very beautiful.

[00:29:22]Oh, look at these lovely little pictures and done by a a local, no doubt.

[00:29:34]Yeah, it's the banded word.

[00:29:38]Um the bands they're trying to say it's a Spanish headdress on. We're talking hundred a long long maybe as old as the church which is I don't know 700 years.

[00:29:52]>> Yeah.

[00:29:52]>> That's been there 700 years. There's only about 20 in the British Isles and one of the other ones is in Mumbi Church.

[00:30:00]>> Oh wow.

[00:30:00]>> Yeah.

[00:30:01]>> Oh that's interesting. So what does it represent though? What?

[00:30:05]>> I don't know. It's like a Spanish princess or something. I don't know.

[00:30:09]>> Oh really?

[00:30:12]So, I don't really have to say a lot, do I? I'm just going to show you what what I'm seeing, basically.

[00:30:22]What's behind that door? Is it a big door?

[00:30:28]I'm going to take one of these.

[00:30:31]It doesn't say you can't.

[00:30:33]>> No, they're leaflets.

[00:30:34]>> It's w churches.

[00:30:36]>> Oh, I am.

[00:30:37]>> Churches and tells you about them. Yeah, I think you can help yourself to leaflets, can't you?

[00:30:42]>> You can know some facts about this church.

[00:30:51]>> Anyway, >> oh god, I nearly tripped up.

[00:31:00]Just walked through a cobweb.

[00:31:02]>> Did you? Yeah. I'm >> glad you're before me then.

[00:31:08]used as like a little play area. What's on the back of this? That's the organ.

[00:31:15]How lovely.

[00:31:21]They seem to be ripping them out of the churches.

[00:31:26]Look at that. Look, it's quite a big one, actually.

[00:31:31]It's quite a big church, isn't it?

[00:31:36]Where are you going?

[00:31:38]Why are you storming around? I'm >> just having a quick look around.

[00:31:41]>> Oh, quick.

[00:31:44]>> I'm just keeping the camera running so everyone can see what we're seeing.

[00:31:50]>> It won't cope with the light. Never cops in the light in churches. It always seems to go distorted.

[00:31:55]>> Yeah, it does actually. It's GoPro for you.

[00:32:00]>> Yeah, very nice.

[00:32:01]>> Yeah, very nice. Worth the little trip because we have passed here an awful lot, haven't we? And >> and every time you see one.

[00:32:10]>> Yeah, I know. Yeah. And those boards.

[00:32:13]>> And you've seen a red be banded woman.

[00:32:18]>> Yeah. I still like to know the thingy behind it though. This is good. I like that actually. Right. You ready? All those cameras in here.

[00:32:33]Make sure that door shut. Was this shut as well, darling?

[00:32:36]>> It wasn't.

[00:32:43]>> He must have been >> must have been important.

[00:32:47]>> Must have been >> to >> be up front like this.

[00:32:50]>> 17 years. It He basically was the guy who had this church.

[00:32:56]>> All right.

[00:32:56]>> In 1867.

[00:32:59]>> Oh, it's starting to spit. Is that bad?

[00:33:02]>> Yeah.

[00:33:04]Well, it goes all the way down there as well, babe.

[00:33:09]>> That's your graveyard down there. But it looks uh quite modern.

[00:33:13]>> It do, doesn't it? Yeah. Have a quick look.

[00:33:15]>> The signpost.

[00:33:19]>> Oh, yeah. It's massive, isn't it? It's bigger than I expected.

[00:33:29]It's all very modern.

[00:33:30]>> That's a few from here again. Look, >> it's all very modern. We don't >> Oh, right. Yeah. No, no. Beautiful little place to go and sit though.

[00:33:38]>> It's a nice little village that's got a good feel about it.

[00:33:42]>> Yeah.

[00:33:42]>> Apart from the main road being busy.

[00:33:45]>> Yeah. And it's quite dangerous really, isn't it?

[00:33:47]>> If you lived on a back street here, it'd be a lovely place to live.

[00:33:52]>> It's a pain to even drive up and down here, isn't it?

[00:33:54]>> Yes. cuz you've got a it's like a oneway system so to say.

[00:34:00]So there you go. That's the little Oh, do you know I've never been in that shop.

[00:34:06]>> Well, I posted things for you in there.

[00:34:08]>> Can I go and see if they got a little something?

[00:34:14]>> A successful little stop that because I got some tea as well.

[00:34:17]>> Yeah.

[00:34:18]>> So, I've got tacos. Three left and I can have that. That'll be lovely.

[00:34:22]>> Yeah. Some chips as well. Oh, you really enjoyed that yesterday.

[00:34:26]>> Beautiful. Beautiful.

[00:34:27]>> Yeah.

[00:34:28]>> So, I've got me tea. You've got some porridge.

[00:34:30]>> Yeah, we've got some porridge. I had some yesterday and it was really nice.

[00:34:34]>> We've got a church guide and I just got that lovely smell of that plant again. You know, the one I had yesterday.

[00:34:42]>> Yeah.

[00:34:42]>> Just had that smell as we're walking back to the car.

[00:34:44]>> Yeah.

[00:34:45]>> Some lovely smelling plants this year around this area.

[00:34:49]>> They might be classed as weeds, darling.

[00:34:51]Weeds.

[00:34:52]>> Right. Anyway, I don't know how we sort of we got to turn around really, but I don't know where or how.

[00:34:58]>> Leave it to me.

[00:35:00]>> I was going to say this is interesting.

[00:35:02]We've never made a left here ever.

[00:35:04]>> It's a dead end, is it? Oh, there's another pad there. Look >> close.

[00:35:08]>> Well, it mentioned that on the old uh on the pictures.

[00:35:14]>> Oh, that's Are you sure you can't carry >> fact that rings a bell?

[00:35:19]We've been there before we kneel.

[00:35:21]>> Have we? We stopped for a paint there.

[00:35:24]>> Oh, not me. Was it the night you went out with him or No. Did you go out of him one night?

[00:35:32]>> I don't think I've been there.

[00:35:35]I like Hog Thorp. I've decided it's got looks like it's got a school, a shop, two pubs, a post office.

[00:35:45]What more could you want? And we just went down the back roads. There's some nice little bungalows down there.

[00:35:52]>> Yeah.

[00:35:53]>> So rather than Mumbai where you've got nothing, >> literally nothing. Yeah.

[00:35:58]>> You know, just 5 minutes up the road here, you you have got a village with things. So if I was going to live here, I' I'd choose there. I think it's quite nice.

[00:36:07]>> Yeah, it was a nice little area.

[00:36:10]>> Well, that's a slap in the face rather than a compliment.

[00:36:15]>> What?

[00:36:17]You said you got a lovely brown face.

[00:36:19]>> When someone says, "Oh, you've got a lovely brown face, but you don't say but and then slag me off."

[00:36:26]>> I didn't slag you off.

[00:36:28]>> Lovely brown face, but you're really white and ugly behind your ears.

[00:36:33]>> I didn't say that. You liar.

[00:36:35]>> That's what it sounded like to me.

[00:36:37]>> I didn't. I said you're quite pale behind the ears.

[00:36:42]>> Oh, you've got a beautiful face, Mazy.

[00:36:44]Oh, don't. I look ugly today.

[00:36:48]>> But >> but yeah, >> I ain't got I ain't got time. I ain't got time. Right. Uh, you want radiator on?

[00:36:55]>> Yeah, please.

[00:36:58]>> Trying to dry things in here because we're not getting the weather now out there.

[00:37:04]Showery all day. Right, that'll warm my socks up and your towel.

[00:37:09]>> Can somebody advise me? I'm now putting this on a drum clean. And I've emptied the filter and it just isn't drying my clothes. Has anyone got any advice?

[00:37:20]Please >> show them the model of my thing.

[00:37:24]>> Jesus.

[00:37:25]>> I know.

[00:37:26]>> I'll tell you what.

[00:37:29]>> Listen, >> I am sick sick sick of washing machines, drying machines. Why don't >> you wash your own pants then?

[00:37:39]>> Right, fine. I'll do it. Beat him on a rock down at the river.

[00:37:43]>> I I'll do it. I'll do a mint sink once a month. No problem.

[00:37:47]>> My kitchen sink you or not.

[00:37:51]Can have a bucket outside.

[00:37:53]>> So, I've been looking up loads of exciting places around here. Stories and stuff. There's some amazing news stories. There's one I need to go to.

[00:38:04]It's not a fan.

[00:38:06]It's a church guide.

[00:38:08]Just noticed the Markhamm church is closed overnight. Mazi was thinking that would be an interesting play place to go at midnight and try the nail thing.

[00:38:18]Um John Smith. Anyone interested in that story? John Smith John Smith the Explorer cuz he's got something to do with James Town in America.

[00:38:31]One of the first people there or something. He was imprisoned.

[00:38:36]Interesting story. something to do with Pocahontas.

[00:38:40]So, I think he might be more interesting than I thought he was. So, maybe go to that village. Willoughby, was it?

[00:38:48]>> Anyway, we'll look into it.

[00:38:50]>> Some wonderful little churches in this book.

[00:38:53]>> Yeah.

[00:38:53]>> It's a shame like there ain't more pictures to it though, so you can see the outside, the inside, so you know wherever you want to go.

[00:39:00]>> Google.

[00:39:00]>> I know, but you can't Google every single one of them.

[00:39:02]>> Oh, you can. I do. I do.

[00:39:04]>> There must be hundreds. Right, we're going to leave this.

[00:39:07]>> Yeah, it's been a good day out.

[00:39:09]>> You know, we've got out. Um, tomorrow I'm not sure what we're up to, but we shall see you later and we love you.

[00:39:17]>> Go get me pizza on, please.

[00:39:19]>> Love you to bits. Bye. Bye.

[00:39:21]>> Bye.