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[00:00:29]Hey everybody, it's High Society Radio.

[00:00:31]We are live on the Gas Digital Network as we are every Thursday no matter what ever happens. I'm your host Chris Vega.

[00:00:37]I'm Chris Stanley and we have company Chris.

[00:00:40]>> That's right. Gio Perez from the On theGate podcast has joined the show. How are you?

[00:00:46]>> How are you Gio? Are you good, man?

[00:00:48]>> You know what? This is really great because you are on our It's Memorial Day weekend.

[00:00:53]>> Yeah.

[00:00:53]>> We call it mememorial day weekend. Hell yeah. It's all about memes.

[00:00:58]>> All about memes. You know, you're posting memes. You're just enjoying memes during this weekend, which I think is about fighting war, right?

[00:01:06]>> Remembering violence.

[00:01:07]>> Remembering violence. But no, war crimes.

[00:01:09]>> No, but actually just I like Bad Luck Brian. That's my favorite meme. You know what I mean? That >> Bad Luck Brian.

[00:01:15]>> Bad Luck Brian. Look up Bad Luck Brian.

[00:01:17]>> It's all those guys who got drafted right before you came.

[00:01:20]>> Yeah. It's all those names on those walls in Washington. It's a bunch of Brian. It's the Bad Luck Brian memorial wall right outside of DC or in the inside.

[00:01:29]>> He's the unknown soldier.

[00:01:31]>> Yeah.

[00:01:32]>> Oh, Star Wars kid. Another great meme.

[00:01:33]You know what I mean?

[00:01:34]>> Evolution of dance. All the good [ __ ] from the beginning. There he is. BAD LUCK BRIAN.

[00:01:38]>> OH [ __ ] >> SEE, Memorial Day weekend.

[00:01:41]>> Why was he called Bad Luck Brian?

[00:01:42]>> I don't know. People just say like this some something terrible happened to him.

[00:01:45]Can you bring up like a a meme of Bad Luck Brian that would just explain Bad Luck Brian to Gio? I mean, this is like old head uncction.

[00:01:54]>> These are very old memes that you're discussing, >> but it's it's good.

[00:01:57]>> I don't even think they make memes with big text in big text.

[00:02:00]>> We have to remember the the ones. Oh, yeah. It's up there. Oh, yeah.

[00:02:05]>> See, takes driving test gets first DUI.

[00:02:08]See, trying to stealthily fart in class.

[00:02:11]>> [ __ ] I got it.

[00:02:13]>> Memorial Day weekend, dog.

[00:02:16]>> I think this is about veterans.

[00:02:18]>> It's about memes. I like memes better than violence because memes don't really promote violence. It's always silly goofy [ __ ] Yeah.

[00:02:25]>> What about pedal bear?

[00:02:26]>> Pedal Bear. Great. Love Pedal Bear. Old school.

[00:02:29]>> That's a Yeah, I mean that's promoting some sort of violence.

[00:02:31]>> Is Isn't Pedal Bear against pedals?

[00:02:34]>> No, HE'S A PEDO.

[00:02:36]>> OH, WAIT. PEDAL BEAR IS A PEDTO.

[00:02:38]>> YEAH.

[00:02:38]>> I thought Pedal Bear was like Smokey the Bear.

[00:02:40]>> Yes.

[00:02:41]>> Where he's like, "Hey, the adults can provoke there's pedals."

[00:02:46]>> No smoke.

[00:02:47]>> No. No. just like, "Hey, I'm Pedal Bear.

[00:02:49]Don't get with any adults, kids."

[00:02:51]>> No. Pull up some pedal bear memes.

[00:02:52]>> Yeah, let's see.

[00:02:53]>> Pedal Bear sings about how he loves little girls.

[00:02:56]>> Oh, that's that's old internet.

[00:03:00]>> That's that's like OG internet beginning of being >> back when pedophiles were still funny when we thought it were just Catholic priests and not every person in charge of our lives.

[00:03:09]>> No.

[00:03:10]>> Everybody running the >> world person.

[00:03:12]>> Yeah. Every the 1% >> the 1% the 1%. That's Bernie Sanders uh impression. He sounds exactly like that.

[00:03:19]Stay in school.

[00:03:20]>> That's the pedal.

[00:03:21]>> It would be easier for me to find you.

[00:03:22]>> Oh god, no.

[00:03:24]>> In China, too young is just the name.

[00:03:28]>> Memorial Day weekend's getting off to a spicy start.

[00:03:31]>> Oh man, that's great. I like some some uh thoughtprovoking memes.

[00:03:36]>> Like what? Give me >> I I saw one that I I still think about to this day where it was like if you set off a nuclear bomb in a city, >> there's going to be a supermarket that's just the right amount of distance where all of its pizza is going to get cooked perfectly.

[00:03:51]>> That's pretty good. I like that.

[00:03:52]>> I was like I never stopped thinking about that. I'm like that is [ __ ] true. Cuz it's just one big microwave.

[00:03:56]>> Yeah. Yeah. Radiation.

[00:03:57]>> If you're too far, it's not going to work. But >> it's in the microwave.

[00:04:01]>> It's the only way I eat it. If I If I order pizza, I put that [ __ ] in the microwave.

[00:04:05]>> All right. Hot pockets.

[00:04:06]>> All right, fine.

[00:04:07]>> Or just any >> then they're not in the sleeve.

[00:04:10]>> They have to be in the sleeve to properly crisp on the outside.

[00:04:13]>> How about popcorn?

[00:04:15]>> Popcorn.

[00:04:16]>> The popcorn is going to be dope, too. Or it just >> But it's got to be that side down. None of this is going to work. That meme is >> those boxes going to blow up.

[00:04:22]>> I get that. You know, microwave popcorn is a thing, but what you got to do is get a [ __ ] uh >> silicone bowl. No, no. And then you got to get the kernels. Why are you jerking off while you talk about popcorn?

[00:04:35]Pop. Pop them [ __ ] corn. And then please. And then we have company. And then you [ __ ] melt a couple of [ __ ] sticks of butter. Pour that [ __ ] all over that [ __ ] >> But the nuke would already have melted the butter. So you just got to pour it on top.

[00:04:49]>> YOU KNOW WHAT? I >> IT DOES EVERYTHING for you.

[00:04:52]>> I tried to be a big man with a guest in studio and I'll be a [ __ ] idiot.

[00:04:55]>> It's true.

[00:04:57]>> You seem down, Chris.

[00:04:58]>> I I'm having a [ __ ] terrible day. You guys are talking about memes. It's Memorial Day weekend.

[00:05:03]>> No, I'm getting screwed.

[00:05:04]>> Why? What happened?

[00:05:05]>> Why?

[00:05:06]>> Do you not know what's happening?

[00:05:08]>> No, I'm just Gio's here. I'm talking.

[00:05:10]>> Tucker screwed me.

[00:05:11]>> Chris Tucker.

[00:05:13]>> No, he was on He's too busy on a plane with >> EP still. Yeah.

[00:05:18]>> Doing charity.

[00:05:19]>> All right. So, Chris, >> crazy thing is he work.

[00:05:21]>> He trying to touch Epstein's radio.

[00:05:24]>> It's good. It's good.

[00:05:25]>> Hey, never touch a ped radio, man.

[00:05:28]Dude, I CAN'T LISTEN TO BABY SHARK ANYMORE.

[00:05:32]>> WAIT, hold on. So, Chris Tucker from RUSH HOUR.

[00:05:35]>> NO, THE OTHER TUCKER. This guy.

[00:05:38]>> Hold on.

[00:05:39]>> Tucker from the Chicago Cubs.

[00:05:42]>> Oh, he's in LA Dodgers now.

[00:05:44]>> Is this about the third temple or something?

[00:05:46]>> No.

[00:05:47]>> HE'S SELLING HATS WITH MY NAME ON HIM. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A FREE ONE.

[00:05:50]>> THE GUY WHO WEARS A BOW tie is not Muslim.

[00:05:53]>> Exactly.

[00:05:54]>> Oh, wait. He doesn't wear the bolt.

[00:05:55]>> He never even ate a bean pie.

[00:05:56]>> That's Crossfire era Tucker. Yeah. So, the guy from Crossfire, the game from the 80s, Crossfire, you'll get caught up in the Crossfire. THAT GUY >> CROSSFIRE THE best game ever.

[00:06:10]>> I like that those kids were um in a dystopian future. I guess fighting for water and I don't know.

[00:06:16]>> Yeah, decide everything in the future.

[00:06:19]>> There's no a shooting game.

[00:06:22]>> They're teaching them young baby.

[00:06:23]>> I was I was bust your balls a little bit. So, what Yeah. What happened with you and >> Tucker?

[00:06:28]>> Tucker Carl Carlson.

[00:06:29]>> Carl.

[00:06:30]>> Tucker Carlson. That's what I call him.

[00:06:31]>> Tucker Tlson.

[00:06:32]>> He's selling what?

[00:06:34]>> He's selling hats with my name on it.

[00:06:37]>> I just pull it up. WHAT THE HELL?

[00:06:39]>> OH, NO.

[00:06:41]>> DAMN.

[00:06:41]>> WHAT? YEAH, that's [ __ ] up.

[00:06:43]>> WHY IS WHY is he selling fga hats?

[00:06:46]>> Oh, >> WOW.

[00:06:50]>> ALSO, HE'S NOT THE FIRST ONE in multiple color. Wait, hold on. Why is he selling Fega hats?

[00:06:55]>> I don't know. something about Thomas Massie.

[00:06:58]>> Fega wins. What? Chris, what'd you win?

[00:07:01]>> I I don't >> I don't know. They didn't even give me a hat. I didn't even win a hat.

[00:07:06]>> Have Were you working for [ __ ] the guy up against Massie? Is that what's going on?

[00:07:10]>> NO. WHY WOULD I do that? I >> funded by Israel.

[00:07:13]>> I like Thomas Massie. You are I need All right, Jorge.

[00:07:16]>> Yo, you need to look into your partner, bro. You might have an insider.

[00:07:18]>> I'm a FAN OF THOMAS MASSIE.

[00:07:20]>> You might have a spy on your hands.

[00:07:21]>> I need an AP pack image with David's [ __ ] face. I don't like that.

[00:07:27]>> Wait, what?

[00:07:28]>> I don't want Apac tracker tracking me.

[00:07:29]APAC IS ALREADY PROBABLY TRACKING ME.

[00:07:31]>> APAC TRACKED ME. JORGE, PULL up the picture. It's on my [ __ ] They tracked my [ __ ] They They [ __ ] exposed me for taking money from Apac.

[00:07:38]>> What? What's the What? What' you do?

[00:07:41]>> I can't speak on it. You know, but this was all, you know.

[00:07:44]>> All right. Hold. All right. So, I didn't know about this.

[00:07:48]>> So, Tucker Carlson is selling Chris Fagga hats.

[00:07:52]>> Apparently, >> that's [ __ ] up. But why?

[00:07:55]>> I don't know.

[00:07:56]>> He might have a crush on you, dude.

[00:07:58]>> I know that there was somebody who was pronouncing it fagger.

[00:08:01]>> Oh, >> and that was a gay guy >> who was making fun of Trump. I don't think Well, Tucker might be a gay guy.

[00:08:09]>> Oh, like instead of MAGA.

[00:08:11]>> Yeah.

[00:08:11]>> Oh, I guess.

[00:08:13]>> Oh, so he's leaving. Oh, wow.

[00:08:15]>> But then for some reason it was fake America great again. Wait, can you look?

[00:08:19]All right. So, all right. Let's >> Doesn't even MAKE SENSE AS AN ACRONYM.

[00:08:22]Jorge >> fake America great again.

[00:08:24]>> What fagga means and I'm going to pronounce it as your last name because that is your last name.

[00:08:28]>> Sure. I know what it means as a surname.

[00:08:30]It means enthusiastic eater in a Calabrian dialect, >> which is true.

[00:08:35]>> Nerd alert.

[00:08:36]>> Pause.

[00:08:36]>> Enthusiastic eater. What did you say?

[00:08:38]>> Enthusiastic eater.

[00:08:40]>> Enthusiastic eater.

[00:08:41]>> That's what they >> That sounds gay. THAT SOUNDS GAY.

[00:08:44]>> PAUSE.

[00:08:44]>> THAT YO, THAT'S WHAT THEY CALL GAY people in the Bronx. Yo, he's an enthusiastic eater, bro. Eater. You're right. Nobody pronounces enthusiastic.

[00:08:51]>> Eater means something different to the kids. That's all I know.

[00:08:54]>> Look at Ice Spice. She'll tell you. Dog, >> you a eater.

[00:08:57]>> Tucker Carlson [ __ ] selling hats with your How much is one of them hats?

[00:09:01]>> Did you buy one?

[00:09:02]>> Uh, you have to buy one.

[00:09:04]>> You got to GIVE ME A FREE ONE.

[00:09:06]>> NO, DOG.

[00:09:06]>> They're only $35.

[00:09:08]>> I WANT ROYALTIES.

[00:09:09]>> WOW, that's a lot. That's >> What color What color would you get? I think it was black. Black. I'm going pink. I'm going to be honest.

[00:09:14]>> Pink is better for Faga. You have to have pink for Faga.

[00:09:17]>> What the hell? You have to. That's the color of fagger. It's pink.

[00:09:22]>> So, apparently, >> what does this hat mean for?

[00:09:24]>> The speculation that I've seen, the one that seems the most likely is it stands for foreign agents get APEC.

[00:09:32]>> Oh, I didn't even get APAC. Chris, >> Chris, seriously, >> I DON'T EVEN HAVE A DOMESTIC AGENT. I DON'T EVEN HAVE HEAD SHOT.

[00:09:39]>> CHRIS, we've known each other for over 20 years.

[00:09:45]>> Yeah.

[00:09:46]>> Are you getting money from Apex? No, >> you would tell me, right?

[00:09:50]>> I mean, look, maybe a sandwich here and there, but from like Jay and Lloyds or something, >> Chris, seriously, are you >> Am I getting money from a >> They're selling [ __ ] hats with your name on it.

[00:10:01]>> Well, Tucker selling hats with my name on it.

[00:10:05]>> BUT WE NOW KNOW WHAT IT MEANS. FOR ARE YOU A FOREIGN AGENT? You tell me.

[00:10:08]>> I'm not foreign agent.

[00:10:10]>> I'm from here.

[00:10:11]>> Are you a scop?

[00:10:11]>> I know, man.

[00:10:12]>> I might be a scop.

[00:10:13]>> No.

[00:10:14]>> I don't know WHO'S A SCAB AND WHO ISN'T a scop anymore. Did Dave Smith corrupt you?

[00:10:18]>> Oh, >> don't start saying no.

[00:10:21]>> I'll never get road work again.

[00:10:22]>> Natalie, I'm sorry for talking about your boss. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

[00:10:25]>> Look, you're >> We love you, Dave Smith. I love you.

[00:10:27]>> Look, you're asking the important questions.

[00:10:29]>> I'm going to get killed. I feel like I'm not going to make it out the studio.

[00:10:32]>> You guys, >> you're literally putting THAT MY NAME ON PEOPLE'S HEAD SO THEY CAN PRACTICE SHOOTING THEM IN THE HEAD.

[00:10:38]>> OH, >> we're now all in on it, I guess.

[00:10:41]>> What?

[00:10:41]>> Dude, can yo, can you plug me into your people? I want to be corrupted. I want to be compromised. There's like good money in there.

[00:10:47]>> That's what I'm saying, bro. You saw how much they gave the guy in the green apex picture. There's a lot. 15 million.

[00:10:53]>> His name's like Just Lane or something.

[00:10:55]What is his name? I don't even know that guy's name.

[00:10:57]>> It starts with a G and it ends with an N. I don't know.

[00:11:00]>> I'm I'm dyslexic, so I only saw $15 million.

[00:11:03]>> His name is Ed.

[00:11:05]>> You're just dyslexic with letters, not [ __ ] numbers.

[00:11:07]>> I saw numbers. I was like, wow.

[00:11:09]>> All right. Let's All right. Okay.

[00:11:10]>> Wait, what's his name?

[00:11:11]>> Ed Gallowin.

[00:11:12]>> Gallerin. That's it.

[00:11:13]>> Gallowin. So, also hurry. I sent of you a video of that dude talking. We'll get to that in a minute, but I need to talk more about this.

[00:11:20]>> I'm very upset.

[00:11:21]>> So, you're just on the internet just having a good time scrolling.

[00:11:24]>> But on the internet, I got more texts about this than when Charlie Kirk GOT SHOT IN THE NECK. WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS? WHAT THE [ __ ] >> I'll tell you right now, the three different fans have tagged me in this, >> if not more. IF I WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT, I WOULD. YOU KNOW WHAT'S FUNNY? IF I WOULD HAVE TEXTED ME, texted me.

[00:11:46]>> People have been texting ME THIS NON-STOP. I CAN'T STOP GETTING TEXT ABOUT THIS. FIVE OF MY BOYS THAT I grew up with texted me this. People have just been texting me this for the LAST TWO DAYS. I'M GETTING ZERO DOLLARS. I DIDN'T EVEN GET A HAT.

[00:11:57]>> CHRIS, buy a hat. Next episode.

[00:12:00]>> Come with it.

[00:12:00]>> Oh. Oh, yeah. I You know, I think may Look, this just >> I'M JUST THROWING THIS OUT THERE. I MIGHT START TAKING APAC MONEY IF [ __ ] TUCKER DOESN'T CUT ME IN ON THESE HAT SALES.

[00:12:10]>> Or hey, get that.

[00:12:10]>> And if you make it happen, >> get that AP pack thing.

[00:12:13]>> Yo, >> can I use you as a reference?

[00:12:15]>> Call Apac.

[00:12:16]>> Can I use >> Tell them I'm corruptible now.

[00:12:18]>> Can I use you as a reference?

[00:12:21]>> If I use you and Dave Smith, that's two references right there and I'm in.

[00:12:24]>> Stop mentioning two Rex.

[00:12:26]>> Stop mentioning Dave.

[00:12:27]>> I just need two mad and a TV appearance.

[00:12:29]>> He's already going to be mad at me that I'm yelling about his friend.

[00:12:31]>> Wait, was the pizza guy really Apac the whole time? Which pizza guy?

[00:12:35]>> The guy. The pizza guy we always call >> the pizza guy.

[00:12:38]>> It's not Go crazy.

[00:12:41]>> That is just a pizza delivery man. That >> is just a pizza person.

[00:12:45]>> He's an independent thinker. Whoa. What kind of pizza are we talking about?

[00:12:48]>> He brings us pizza.

[00:12:50]>> Ew. Whoa.

[00:12:51]>> Code.

[00:12:52]>> Oh, what kind of pizza?

[00:12:54]>> It's got a lot of Parmesan cheese on top. You know what we're talking about.

[00:12:59]>> Um. All right. So this drops and >> fat lines of parmesan cheese on >> everyone starts texting you that you're now part of Tucker's network.

[00:13:10]>> Yeah, I have no contract.

[00:13:12]>> That's on you, dude.

[00:13:13]>> Give me a [ __ ] SOUNDS LIKE YOU JUST SIGNED YOUR DAY AWAY TO TUCKER CARL.

[00:13:17]>> I GET IT. I WOULD PULL UP MY LETTER WRITING MUSIC.

[00:13:20]>> $35 a hat. That's how easily you're bought off.

[00:13:23]>> We need to write a season to assist.

[00:13:25]>> Well, find out how much he how many hats he sold and sue him for that. That's what I'm saying. We I just want >> at least a percentage.

[00:13:31]>> I'll be honest. I just want this to go away. I don't want the money. I just want this to go away. Season.

[00:13:35]>> You want the hats to stop.

[00:13:38]>> I just I I want to stop getting texts about this.

[00:13:41]>> Listen, >> how did I not see this? Cuz I would have called you. I wouldn't have text. Well, I would have texted you the picture and haha and then called you and then laughed in your in your ear.

[00:13:53]>> This is amazing. This is great for the show, dude.

[00:13:55]>> It's not GREAT FOR THE SHOW. BUY A hat and put it right there every episode.

[00:14:00]>> Yes.

[00:14:00]>> Pick one.

[00:14:01]>> Yes.

[00:14:03]>> Pops or all the colors. Like we're like a a college kid waiting for to choose what [ __ ] school.

[00:14:08]>> It's like Charlie Kirk used to have all his hats, right?

[00:14:10]>> So Kirk co I hope something that you own gets stolen by somebody famous and we have to talk about it next week.

[00:14:17]>> I hope that never happens. But seriously, you [ __ ] are the man because you're it. We're This is so good for so many views. sucker gets >> that is good.

[00:14:27]>> Fake is going to be all OVER IT.

[00:14:29]>> OH MY GOD. I DON'T WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH HIM. My auntie hated him so much.

[00:14:34]>> You ever heard of search uh search engine optimization? Did I say that right?

[00:14:38]>> SEO. Yeah.

[00:14:39]>> SEOs. You know the SEO.

[00:14:40]>> You know, he can sell THESE THINGS. I'M SHADOWB ON EVERYTHING FOR MY ACTUAL NAME BECAUSE IT HAS A BAD WORD IN IT.

[00:14:46]>> NO, BUT THIS MIGHT this might help you because when they type in fagger, you might come up.

[00:14:52]>> I'll be honest. EVERY TIME THIS KEEPS COMING UP CUZ AGAIN, TUCKER IS NOT THE FIRST ONE THAT DID IT. I guess I have.

[00:14:56]>> You're getting free publicity.

[00:14:57]>> IT COMES UP. SO I PUT IT IN THE SEARCH on X and people would be like, "What is this?" And I'd be like, "What? What do you mean?" And then people would just get mad at me.

[00:15:05]>> What I'm going to do >> and then call me a cuck or something.

[00:15:08]>> What I'm going to do is I'm going to change my last name to N hardr R nb bomb and throw an a Chris. What >> dog? You are a brilliant marketer with this fake. I didn't do it. I'm mad.

[00:15:25]>> SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID, >> GUYS. I'M MAD.

[00:15:27]>> Did you tell him? Did you come at him?

[00:15:30]>> Oh, that. Yeah. Great question.

[00:15:31]>> You should if >> I said I got TUCKED ON THIS, >> DOG. YOU'RE IN THE TUCK CHAIR, BRO.

[00:15:38]>> This is [ __ ] amazing.

[00:15:40]>> God damn mother tucker.

[00:15:43]>> You got tough.

[00:15:43]>> Only person looking out for me is Alex Stein. Retweet me.

[00:15:48]>> Which also sounds like I'm taking Apac money again.

[00:15:50]>> Yeah, just a little bit.

[00:15:52]Oh man. Dude, I don't know how we're going to [ __ ] get past you being an AP pack. This is bad for the brand.

[00:16:00]>> And I'm mad you got more money than me.

[00:16:02]I only got $14.99.

[00:16:03]>> That sucks, dude.

[00:16:04]>> Um, I always had more money than you.

[00:16:07]>> No, I mean from Apac.

[00:16:08]>> Oh, >> yeah. This is only about AP pack money.

[00:16:11]>> And you're not Don't say always. I used to sell heroin, [ __ ] You There was no way you had more money.

[00:16:15]>> I was also selling drugs at that point, Gio.

[00:16:17]>> I said heroin, not drugs.

[00:16:19]>> Did you ever have Okay, let's let's go this way. Let's go this route.

[00:16:22]>> You're really worked up right now, Chris. So beat just, you know.

[00:16:25]>> Do you ever not have money for your reup?

[00:16:27]>> Nope.

[00:16:28]>> Never once.

[00:16:28]>> Never once.

[00:16:29]>> All right, then. Fair enough.

[00:16:30]>> Never once.

[00:16:30]>> Because I've had this conversation with people where they were trying to have this argument with me. I was like, "Do you ever miss your reup?" And they'd be like, "Uh, well, I was better at this thing."

[00:16:37]>> And and I was such a good businessman that even if I didn't, somebody fronted to me.

[00:16:42]>> Let me get a gunshot for that.

[00:16:44]>> I don't Oh, I don't have those. Here, I have this for the up thing.

[00:16:47]>> I can sell Come to a dog.

[00:16:49]>> Boom.

[00:16:51]Why do you get Why do you get him a beer?

[00:16:52]>> Are you thirsty?

[00:16:53]>> I'm going to grab you a beer. Hold.

[00:16:54]Actually, I have some back here.

[00:16:55]>> You got a natty ice? I only drink nutty ice.

[00:17:06]>> [ __ ] wow, man. It's good.

[00:17:07]>> I already feel like we have so many of them back here like in the cooler. It's like there's a fridge, but I feel like the coming out of the cooler is like fresher.

[00:17:14]>> I feel like I feel like the boys are You know what? Give me one of those. You need one, too? Because there's actually some more back here.

[00:17:20]>> I already feel my custard drifting away.

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[00:17:45]I'm about to body Tucker Carlson.

[00:17:47]>> Yeah, you are, dog.

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[00:18:04]>> I fill my coffee pot with ice. I make iced BodyBrain coffee.

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[00:18:10]>> I make cold brew. Exactly. That's what I'm talking about.

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[00:18:50]That's a good read.

[00:18:51]>> But I'm actually really pissed about this Tucker Carlson.

[00:18:54]>> Dude, there's some money in on this. You You need to get paid for this.

[00:18:57]>> You can get a slice and you can get on top of all the AP pack money you're getting, which I I'm just finding out about right now. You can also get a piece of the merch sales or or you can think uh instead >> I think he's gonna have me on the show.

[00:19:11]>> He has to now. He has to apologize. He has to publicly apologize for that.

[00:19:15]>> He's selling >> I'd have to suck Obama's [ __ ] or something.

[00:19:18]>> Please do that. It's be great for the show.

[00:19:21]>> I mean, I probably would do it for the story. If you're going to suck a [ __ ] Obama's >> Oh, he could face [ __ ] me, dude. Or or or you could sue him and be like, "Ever since he came out with the fagger movement >> Uh-huh. It ruined my life because people think I'm a part of it.

[00:19:35]>> That's right.

[00:19:36]>> My Instagram gets [ __ ] bombarded with all these [ __ ] uh rightwing gay people that wear bow ties. They are >> trying to [ __ ] me >> and you got that. That's money right there.

[00:19:46]>> That right.

[00:19:47]>> That's a harassment.

[00:19:48]>> I'm so glad you're on the show tonight because otherw I never would have come up with that. I'm bad with money, Gio.

[00:19:53]>> It's true.

[00:19:54]>> If I had a good family, I'd be a [ __ ] lawyer right now >> or or a drug detective. Either or.

[00:19:59]>> Both are great. I just want to write a strongly worded letter.

[00:20:02]>> Okay. All right. That this I can get behind, I guess.

[00:20:05]>> Dear Cuck face, hold. Hold on. Hold on.

[00:20:08]I have letter writing. Apac approve this letter.

[00:20:11]>> Dear Cook, >> I am pissed at these stupid hats on your merch store and you need to either pay me money cuz Apex is NOT GIVING ME ANY money >> or you got to take them off the thing.

[00:20:25]People are saying gay weird stuff to me and I don't like it. What did you say, Gio?

[00:20:31]>> Dear Tucker, you a stupid [ __ ] Why'd you take my name and go some go somewhere and use it under?

[00:20:39]>> [ __ ] >> [ __ ] All right, I'll throw in a couple of wines. Tucker, sorry about how pissed I was in the earlier paragraph, but seriously, the Apac money's running out and I need you to stop selling these hats. Stop selling them or give me some money.

[00:20:55]>> Remember that time, Tucker, when I saw you doing Part of the Problem and I asked for for you to autograph my bow tie and you said no and then you left my little brother crying. He's a [ __ ] [ __ ] I hope you dying.

[00:21:06]>> Also love that board game Crossfire.

[00:21:10]Can't believe you gave that up.

[00:21:11]>> Crossfire was great. The game that showed >> I didn't like it at all.

[00:21:17]>> No, it was him playing Crossfire.

[00:21:19]>> I'm I'm glad John Stewart owned your ass. Yes, you did own your ass.

[00:21:23]>> But I'm going to own your ass with this lawsuit. This is a cease and desist.

[00:21:26]That was the whole point of this. I knew I DON'T WANT THESE HATS TO COME OUT ANYWAY.

[00:21:29]>> YOU'RE GOING TO OWN THOSE hats and you're going to put out new colors.

[00:21:32]>> Better color schemes.

[00:21:34]>> I think I can design better color hats.

[00:21:35]>> Yes, I like those.

[00:21:36]>> You can make that. You know, you know what you got to do? Have a hat off.

[00:21:40]>> Hat gang.

[00:21:41]>> Hat gang. Hat off. Compete with his hats. Or you start making your own fagger hats and selling them under, you know, because they think, "Oh, we're buying into faggera, but the money goes to you."

[00:21:53]>> I should start making hats.

[00:21:54]>> Make hats right now. This is the >> But I WANT HIM TO STOP MAKING HATS.

[00:21:57]>> BUT HE CAN'T SUE you because it's your name. He's like, "Yo, I'm using my name.

[00:22:02]You can't trademark my name."

[00:22:04]>> Oh, >> BUT ALSO STOP MAKING A HAT. ALL RIGHT, I think that's a good letter.

[00:22:08]>> PS, >> hold on. PS. Okay, I got some more Aback money.

[00:22:13]We getting AP pack money. Remember that?

[00:22:16]We getting AP pack money.

[00:22:18]>> That just might viral.

[00:22:19]>> Uh, Orie, can you read that back to me?

[00:22:22]I want to make sure that letter was coherent.

[00:22:24]>> Yeah, because you know, DM him this obviously.

[00:22:26]>> Well, yeah. No, I mean, I wanted No, it needs to be an email. It needs to go to proper channels.

[00:22:30]>> Notorizzed.

[00:22:31]>> Yeah, we should probably get it notorized.

[00:22:33]>> I know.

[00:22:33]>> And let me edit my bars a little bit. I feel like I could come up with something a little better, >> but let's read it back. So, we we'll do a second draft off the air. Half uh letter and half bars.

[00:22:43]>> You got to you got to do it in bar form too.

[00:22:46]>> All right, >> dear Tucker.

[00:22:48]>> All right. How much of that did you get down? Jorge.

[00:22:50]>> Yeah. Did you All right.

[00:22:53]Not so not so good day, mate. Tucker, you need to give me part of your bigger knife. [ __ ] You disrespect me.

[00:23:01]But uh you don't stop making them hats.

[00:23:03]I'm sending my drop bears out to you. I just wanted a signature of my uh Crossfire board game show. I could go without. Please stop the hats or at least make him a better color.

[00:23:18]PS more AP pack money. That is Australian indigenous persons all colors.

[00:23:26]>> Feel like we had a lot more in there, but it gets the gist of it.

[00:23:29]>> It gets you missed. All the bars I >> He did actually. That's every bar I spit. You should have been using AI to auto uh transcribe and autotune.

[00:23:38]>> And auto.

[00:23:39]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:23:40]>> Yo, can we can you send a print letter autotuned?

[00:23:43]>> Can it like open like one of those cards that plays a song?

[00:23:46]>> Oh, I think so. Yeah, >> we should do that.

[00:23:48]>> Throw confetti.

[00:23:49]>> Yeah. Oh, yeah.

[00:23:50]>> Or it's like a popup bow tie. Yeah.

[00:23:52]>> With like [ __ ] you on it.

[00:23:53]>> That's good. We should >> I'm going to mail it and I'm going to make sure I'm going to get like a lawyer to notoriize it and like sign off on it.

[00:23:59]And then I'm going to make sure there's glitter in it, too.

[00:24:01]>> Oh, that's good. Glitter bomb. That's good.

[00:24:04]>> I love those.

[00:24:04]>> There's no like a se every season decision should come with glitter in it.

[00:24:09]>> Oh, dude. You know what you should do?

[00:24:10]You should take a burn like a take a bow tie, burn it like halfway, and then leave it in his mailbox as like a message.

[00:24:17]>> I don't think I'm going to Tucker Carlson's house.

[00:24:19]>> I mean, you can get somebody to go for >> CIA.

[00:24:23]>> You can get somebody to go for you. And >> so is he.

[00:24:24]>> Chris, you're not listening to me.

[00:24:26]Chris, you can get somebody to go for you.

[00:24:29]>> Are you saying you would do that?

[00:24:31]>> I'm not saying anything, Chris. I'm just saying you can get somebody to go for you.

[00:24:33]>> Okay. You are my friend who used to sell heroin. So, >> also you get the Crossfire board game for $85 bucks on eBay.

[00:24:41]>> $85?

[00:24:42]>> God damn, that's a steal. Do you understand how much joy you would get for $85?

[00:24:47]>> No.

[00:24:47]>> One of my earliest memories is I went to my cousin's house to play it >> and it's my And I've only seen the commercials and he had >> I had that [ __ ] >> dude. I was so excited when I got there and we started playing it and I only got to enjoy it for probably one game before his older brother came and kept throwing a magnet on the board every time we tried to play.

[00:25:05]>> That's pretty funny.

[00:25:06]>> That's hilarious. Now that it's hilarious, but he just wouldn't let us play. He just kept throwing the magnets on.

[00:25:12]>> Magnets, how do they work, right, folks?

[00:25:13]>> I don't know.

[00:25:14]>> I guess they work by [ __ ] up a crossfire game and all those ball bearings.

[00:25:17]>> Wait a Oh, yeah. I guess they can't sell that to children anymore, right? Cuz it's guns and then you can eat the balls.

[00:25:23]>> No, no. I put them in um pressure cooker and leave them around the city.

[00:25:28]>> I have nails.

[00:25:28]>> Throw a couple nails in there. Yeah.

[00:25:30]Thumb tacks. Why not? Make it fun.

[00:25:34]Give them a little [ __ ] piñata.

[00:25:36]>> You never know what's going to happen.

[00:25:37]>> Never know what's going to come out this pressure cooker piñata.

[00:25:41]>> A lot of pressure cookers around the city these days.

[00:25:43]>> Weird.

[00:25:44]>> Seems someone bought 400 cop every copy of Crossfire off eBay last week.

[00:25:50]>> I feel like that's pretty good to have.

[00:25:52]Like just if you I would you get four of those you could start running tournaments. I feel like you could you could really [ __ ] that's a real good hipster event.

[00:25:59]>> They should get rid of all them uh chess boards in the park and just replace them with crossfire.

[00:26:05]>> I think that's pretty >> a bunch of old guys yelling at like some Midwest man. You don't know what the [ __ ] you doing, [ __ ] THIS IS MY GAME.

[00:26:11]>> But it's still those like clocks for speed chest.

[00:26:14]I'm telling you, if if if a bar with a the space for it did a Crossfire tournament with four boards, they would get 50 signups.

[00:26:23]>> Oh, yeah. Sure.

[00:26:24]>> Easily. And the game only lasts a few minutes, >> of course.

[00:26:27]>> You can make your money back from spending [ __ ] $360 for those four games >> easily. But then you can just do that every month.

[00:26:35]>> Yeah.

[00:26:36]>> And then you're It's an infinite money loop.

[00:26:38]>> It is an infinite money loop.

[00:26:39]>> So easy, >> dude. the Crossfire [ __ ] dude instead of uh suing uh Tucker, you should just do that. Just cut your, you know, charge it to the game and just suing your Crossfire.

[00:26:49]>> I've decided on succfire tournament >> probably would cost less.

[00:26:58]>> You got to [ __ ] turn money into money. You know what I mean? Your net worth invest is your net worth.

[00:27:02]>> That's true.

[00:27:03]>> And Tucker Carlson's now in your network.

[00:27:05]>> Well, I think I will be on his network.

[00:27:07]>> You could buy his >> Got to turn that around, Doc. Yeah.

[00:27:09]Well, maybe I own the network and now he's on my network.

[00:27:11]>> Oh, you'll definitely get his entire network.

[00:27:14]>> 100%. It's only worth a billion dollars.

[00:27:16]>> My pain and suffering is so high.

[00:27:18]>> So, you sue him for 500 million. That way, you're half owner. Now, you're a partner. You sue him into partnership.

[00:27:24]>> That's good. Be like, "Hey, dog. I >> It's the opposite of a marriage."

[00:27:28]>> Yes.

[00:27:28]>> Yes. You're forcing him to be with you and give half the money >> and then nag the [ __ ] out of him.

[00:27:33]>> Yeah.

[00:27:33]>> Oh, I'm going to be negging Tucker.

[00:27:37]You put me in a room with Tucker. I'm a negative, >> dude. Try to fight him at Skankfest.

[00:27:41]>> Oh, yeah. He's definitely >> I mean, look, Dan Bino and Chris Cuomo refused to fight me at Skankfest.

[00:27:46]>> I don't know who those are.

[00:27:47]>> [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Chris Cuomo is Andrew Cuomo.

[00:27:49]>> Oh, Chris. All right.

[00:27:50]>> Dino is a former director of the FBI.

[00:27:52]>> When you said Cuomo, I thought you talking about Natalie. I'm like, why?

[00:27:56]>> No. B, do you know Bon?

[00:27:58]>> Natalie Cuomo is also refusing to fight.

[00:28:00]Weird.

[00:28:01]>> I said I would do it with both hands tied behind my back.

[00:28:03]>> Wait, Banino? I've heard that name before. Who's that? Bring up a picture of Bonino. You know, he was the deputy deputy director of the FBI former with Dave. I had a uh him and Chris Cuomo were [ __ ] on Dave together and uh I had a tweet and reply to Chris Cuomo that did more numbers than any of their tweets.

[00:28:20]>> So, I was like, "Is the only thing you guys have in common besides Dave protecting child?"

[00:28:25]>> You ratioed him.

[00:28:26]>> Yeah. Oh, I ratioed the hell out of >> Hell yeah. That's >> I was like, "Is the only thing you two guys have in common besides being mad at Dave uh protecting sex offenders?" And that got like 20,000 likes.

[00:28:36]>> Hell yeah. That's what's up.

[00:28:37]>> I mean, he looks better than Patel.

[00:28:40]>> By the way, >> him and Patel are >> Is there ever more evidence that Italians are part black than Dan Bonino?

[00:28:45]>> Yeah. No [ __ ] >> Wait, he's not black.

[00:28:47]>> No, he's Italian. His name is Bonino.

[00:28:50]>> Well, look at [ __ ] Mike Trico. Bring up Mike Tico.

[00:28:53]>> I thought he was like a mix like like black father, white mother, >> right? Do you know who Mike Tico is? The guy who calls like NFL games [ __ ] for NBC.

[00:29:02]>> All right. You might recognize him when you see him. So he this is a dude he's sports broadcaster and and like I always assumed he was a black dude and he >> he says he's just he's just Italian.

[00:29:13]>> GET THE [ __ ] OUT THAT GUY'S DEFINITELY NOT ITALIAN. Get >> He [ __ ] swears. He's from like New York. I think I think he's from Manhattan. He's just I'm Italian. That's all.

[00:29:23]>> Grow your hair. Let's see if you're Italian.

[00:29:26]>> Let's see. Let's see how the water hits off your hair first. got a Jerry curl up here >> from Sicily. Does he say he's Sicilian?

[00:29:35]>> Uh that I don't know. No, he said he said he's Italian, but pro I would guess he's going to go with the Sicilian rap.

[00:29:40]>> Just like rappers use like like Italian mobster names. Oh, I'm Yoatti. I'm Al Capone. Yeah.

[00:29:47]>> Are you bud?

[00:29:49]I >> think you're just Ston Xanax.

[00:29:51]>> What was that guy's name?

[00:29:53]>> Mike Trico.

[00:29:54]>> Trico.

[00:29:55]>> Is that an Italian last name?

[00:29:57]>> Sounds like it.

[00:29:57]>> It sounds Italian. It sounds like a black person made it up. [ __ ] >> It does sound like a black person making fun of Italian people made that name up.

[00:30:06]>> Well, last name is.

[00:30:08]>> Yeah.

[00:30:08]>> All right. So, this whole hat situation, hacking, >> I'm very pissed off.

[00:30:12]>> # hacking uh came out of um I guess the Massie vote.

[00:30:17]>> Yeah, >> I'm I'm kind of shocked he lost. Are you?

[00:30:20]>> Yeah, but I don't live in Kentucky.

[00:30:22]>> Yeah, true. True. I mean, but he was the Epstein bro. Yeah, in a good way.

[00:30:26]Complimentary. Um, and I guess it's a good sign for the country that a your organization Apac [ __ ] >> Well, I don't I haven't made any money from these people >> really because >> that's what you're supposed to say.

[00:30:38]That's why they have Apac tracker, >> but I haven't been on there at all.

[00:30:42]>> Mhm. I get it.

[00:30:43]>> It's only for people making more than $14.99. I think they only gave you $13.

[00:30:49]>> Um, maybe.

[00:30:50]>> So, Mass, he gets cucked out. Uh, and who what's the name of the dude who beat him again? Uh, Jorge. This guy came out of nowhere. They say he's a Navy Seal, I guess.

[00:31:00]>> Uh, uh, Gallerin.

[00:31:03]>> All right. Play the video. I knew nothing of this guy either. He's just >> retired Navy Seal.

[00:31:08]>> Retired Navy Seal. I'm sure he killed Bin Laden.

[00:31:10]>> Yeah, I'm pretty. Yeah, >> I think most Navy Seals killed Bin Laden.

[00:31:12]>> Yeah, most >> I don't think he had anything to do with any of MK Ultra programming.

[00:31:16]>> Oh god, no. At his age, no.

[00:31:18]>> Uh, so here he is, I think, in uh from March at a Trump rally. This is when Trump endorsed him. This is the great speaker who was able to whack up >> great hairline.

[00:31:28]>> That's him >> on the right. Yeah. Yeah, that's him.

[00:31:31]So, let's >> He looks like Caitlyn Jenner. Hold on.

[00:31:33]He looks like Caitlyn Jenner cosplaying as Bruce Jenner.

[00:31:35]>> It's hot.

[00:31:36]>> He looks like the substitute. What's that guy's name?

[00:31:38]>> Oh, uh, [ __ ] That was >> Behringer. Tom.

[00:31:42]>> Tom Behringer. That's it. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:31:43]Yeah.

[00:31:44]>> The bad guy in platoon. All right. So, this is >> Yes.

[00:31:46]>> So, this is uh this is him talking at the Trump [ __ ] rally.

[00:31:49]>> Fake news gets this.

[00:31:52]Tom Massie stands with the ladies of the view. Tom Massie stands with the ladies of the view. MR. PRESIDENT, WE STAND WITH YOU. FIGHT. FIGHT. FIGHT.

[00:32:06]>> USA. USA.

[00:32:08]>> Oh my god. That was the worst wrestling promo I've ever heard.

[00:32:13]>> He might be the stupidest man alive from that. Just that 20 seconds. Look, even Trump's disgusted by >> that is the greatest candidate. fake news.

[00:32:22]>> I want to hear it again because the great accent too in this the view.

[00:32:26]>> I kind of want to hear more of Trump still trying to put him over.

[00:32:30]>> Oh, it worked.

[00:32:31]>> It's some real Freddy Blasty energy IN HERE.

[00:32:34]>> THAT PENCIL NECK GEEKED. IT WAS MESSY.

[00:32:37]>> I flew with the eagles and I flew with the snakes. Let's hear this one more.

[00:32:43]>> Messi stands with the ladies of the view. Mr. President, WE STAND WITH YOU.

[00:32:49]FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT. You heard his voice crack at the end.

[00:32:54]>> This guy killed Bin Laden.

[00:32:56]>> Oh, he's killed hundreds of people.

[00:32:59]Children mostly.

[00:33:00]>> Yes.

[00:33:01]>> Unarmed.

[00:33:03]So, Iraqi children.

[00:33:05]>> They couldn't find one person who could speak better than this guy.

[00:33:09]>> Can we find just more videos of him talking? And then also, let's take a look at his Wikipedia page. See what he's done.

[00:33:14]>> Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:33:15]>> I actually think this is interesting.

[00:33:16]>> It's [ __ ] >> cuz I know nothing about this guy. I've been hearing about how he's a shill for months.

[00:33:20]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:33:21]>> Uh which I believe.

[00:33:23]>> Well, yeah, for sure. Yeah. I mean, comes out of nowhere, gets $30 million.

[00:33:27]>> Wasn't it a thing? Did you guys say I don't know if this is true, which we can also probably look up. Is um it's uh is did he get every single mail-in vote?

[00:33:39]>> All right. Hold. I have I have numbers.

[00:33:41]Let me look this up as Jorge finds >> because the the idea that a Trump endorsed candidate would get the most mail-in votes seems counterproductive because Donald Trump has spent, if I'm not mistaken, the last six years denouncing mail-in voting and telling people to go vote in person.

[00:34:00]Right. So, one of the numbers is more people turned up to vote for him in Kentucky than the total number of votes cast in the previous election.

[00:34:08]>> Oh, just like with Biden. Well, that makes no sense.

[00:34:13]>> You're telling me more people showed up to vote for just this guy, >> just him?

[00:34:17]>> Yep.

[00:34:18]>> Than voted total for for all the votes for the last election.

[00:34:22]>> Well, okay. So, how many times How long has Massie held his seat?

[00:34:27]>> 14 years or something.

[00:34:28]>> So, that's six or seven term. So, here's the thing. It's like that kind of makes sense. like like it doesn't make sense, but this is probably the first time that a Republican primary for Congress in the state of Kentucky ever has gotten national attention.

[00:34:49]>> Mhm. Ever. Like this whole thing of candidates getting primar is a Trump era situation.

[00:34:55]>> For sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right.

[00:34:56]So, here here's the mailin uh numbers.

[00:34:59]Gallowra received 10,854 mailin ballots. uh on Tuesday, last Tuesday, and Massie lost by 10,280 votes.

[00:35:10]>> That seems odd.

[00:35:12]>> That could just be a coincidence.

[00:35:13]>> A little weird.

[00:35:14]>> How many votes total in the election?

[00:35:16]>> Let me look that up. I'll find that.

[00:35:18]>> This is [ __ ] >> I mean the I think wasn't the >> And also the Trump administration said they would not look into any claims of voter fraud in the election.

[00:35:27]>> And they said that really quickly though, >> like very quickly like 9:00 a.m. the next morning. It was like the first thing they did. Well, wasn't there like 8 million more voters in the 2020 election compared to the 2024?

[00:35:39]>> Yeah. Well, look, here's the thing. Uh uh uh I don't think Trump won that election.

[00:35:45]>> Um however, >> uh the idea that they were pushing that this was the most safe and secure election of all time was obviously nonsense. Yeah, I don't think Trump won, but the idea that there was no voter fraud in the election with the most mail-in votes of all time makes no sense because uh simply by involving the mail, you've invited fraud.

[00:36:06]>> Yeah, >> dude. You didn't see all those the the videos of all those trucks going to elections like almost like at the last minute. It's like, yeah, we got all these [ __ ] last minute mailing votes.

[00:36:14]>> Yeah, it looked like when Santa Claus got all those letters and >> they're like it looks like uh Camala is behind 8,000 votes here. But there's a truck. There's a van coming. There could be 8,000 in there.

[00:36:25]>> All right. So, there was roughly 105,000 votes total >> in the entire election. The total election, including the [ __ ] mailin votes.

[00:36:36]>> 105,000.

[00:36:37]>> 10,000.

[00:36:38]>> How many of them were mailin?

[00:36:39]>> All right. Now, I'll look that number up.

[00:36:41]>> I got to take a piss real quick.

[00:36:42]>> Go piss. Go piss.

[00:36:43]>> 105,000 total.

[00:36:45]>> 105,000.

[00:36:45]>> He won by 10,000.

[00:36:47]>> He won. Yeah. So, yeah, he won by Yeah.

[00:36:51]10,300 votes.

[00:36:56]>> All right.

[00:36:57]>> And speaking of election fraud, um, one of Elon Musk's uh, baby mamas, she was one, she was the right-wing >> Oh, I heard about these uh, >> and then >> the space laser thing.

[00:37:09]>> Exactly. So, that's what I'm looking up now to see her exact quote. Um, all right. So, she her name's Ashley Sinclair. She has a she has an Elon baby. Lucky her.

[00:37:18]>> She hot. Pull the picture. I mean, yeah, she's cute, you know.

[00:37:22]>> I think Grimes is the hottest of all his concubines.

[00:37:25]>> Sure.

[00:37:25]>> Um, all right. So, Ashley Sinclair implies Elon Musk interfered in the 2024 election. This his quote in October, Elon tells me he is ready to release his anomaly in the Matrix. He says he has 10,000 lasers in space, referring to his satellites. He says this is not a place they'll see. This is not a piece they'll see on the chessboard. What a nerd.

[00:37:47]Shortly after that, he's sending me internal data from America Pack real time uh Delta vote metrics on election night.

[00:37:55]>> Wait, screenshots.

[00:37:57]>> This this is just this is her quote.

[00:37:59]Shortly after that, he's sending in me internal data from American PAC.

[00:38:04]Uh real time Delta vote metrics.

[00:38:07]>> She's [ __ ] hot.

[00:38:09]>> She's attractive. On election night, Elon left Mara Laga early. Mara Lago early and told me, "Yeah, I knew hours ago that Trump won. My team has the best real-time data.

[00:38:18]>> Wait, I thought he was at I thought he was at Rogan's club. That's what Rogan said.

[00:38:24]>> Who knows where Elon was that night?

[00:38:26]What we know is that he apparently at least he told Ashley Sinclair, "Yeah, it's over. It's done. He won with his and they also mentioned space lasers aka Starling satellites, I'm guessing."

[00:38:40]>> But he might have just been saying some stupid [ __ ] to this lady.

[00:38:43]>> That also Yeah, that that could be true.

[00:38:44]People lie to women all the time and Yeah. And Elon Musk is a [ __ ] [ __ ] So, oh, >> it's about Elon's baby mama.

[00:38:50]>> Oh, yeah. Ashley Sinclair. She uh >> I saw a picture out there and uh what's his name? Was like, "Oh, that's Elon's baby mama."

[00:38:57]>> Mhm.

[00:38:57]>> Yeah.

[00:38:58]>> Oh, and then all right, I got some more Elon stuff because SpaceX is >> No, she's basically saying that like he was talking to her about Donald Trump winning the election uh way before like the it was called.

[00:39:12]But like I remember like Rogan said it on the air. He goes he goes Yeah. He was like Elon just going home. Donald won.

[00:39:20]>> Yeah. But Rogan was on the air, right?

[00:39:22]He was or was he was Rogan at Mara Lago?

[00:39:24]No, I don't think so. Right.

[00:39:25]>> No, I think Rogan was at No, he's at the mother ship.

[00:39:27]>> Oh, the mother ship. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:39:29]>> So, yeah, something's rotten in Denmark.

[00:39:32]Probably Denmark. I I United States. Uh but all right. So today, the night of this recording, Thursday, uh Elon filed for an IPO for SpaceX and I saw an interesting thing. You know what TAM is?

[00:39:45]TAM. When you file an IPO, you have to uh you have to give a number to something called TAM on >> IPO is making it public or whatever.

[00:39:52]>> Exactly. So people can publicly trade it. Yeah.

[00:39:54]>> Initial public offering.

[00:39:55]>> Yeah. So, uh, TAM stands for total addressable market, which means it's the total amount of money that could be made if the product that's or service that's IPOing captured every possible customer in said market.

[00:40:10]>> So, like I don't know, if you're selling shoes, you could say like, you know, everyone needs shoes. This is our TAM.

[00:40:15]This is the the highest pound of money we can possibly make. And you have to you have to give that, I guess, to the SEC. Is that where the IPO goes? Yeah.

[00:40:23]So, what do you think SpaceX said their TAM is, which would be the >> Now, this is the amount of money they can make serving their market, >> their market. Every possible customer in their market, obviously, it's >> Did they invent a new number?

[00:40:36]>> Well, I'd like to know who the >> It's a high number. I'll give >> I No, I'd like to know.

[00:40:40]>> Five trillion.

[00:40:42]>> I think that's probably a good guess.

[00:40:45]Uh, I would I don't know if I go I I don't think anybody would sub Well, it's Donald Trump's SEC, so maybe um but like so maybe you submit a number that has the word trillion in it. Um I don't I don't think you go more than $500 billion. You're talking about in one year or forever.

[00:41:11]>> Um hold on. I'm not sure. I think forever.

[00:41:17]>> Oh, then easily it could be that much money if you're talking about you're going to be the rocket company >> per year. Per year.

[00:41:23]>> Per year.

[00:41:24]>> Yeah. So, they gave an example. If 10 million people buy running shoes each year and they spend $100 each, the TAM is a billion. So, it's so the Yeah.

[00:41:31]>> But how do you spend money on space >> in terms >> like space exploration? The money we're spending. Well, no, there's also the obvious the the obvious thing of um >> he also mentioned he's going to build data centers in space.

[00:41:44]>> Well, commercial space flight if he's going to put data >> do that without the water.

[00:41:49]>> There's space water.

[00:41:51]>> No, you going to keep the Well, it's cold drink. That's that's actually >> So, you don't need water. Actually, it is smarter to do it at the data centers and like >> eventually the sun will be replaced by a giant data center.

[00:42:04]>> Just one big light bulb.

[00:42:05]>> Wait. Well, here's the thing. It's like the sun's going to burn out.

[00:42:09]>> Data centers don't burn out.

[00:42:11]>> Data centers are forever.

[00:42:12]>> Yeah, they're forever.

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[00:42:50]>> All right, so Gio has $5 trillion for SpaceX's TAM.

[00:42:56]I'm going to say $700 billion.

[00:43:00]SpaceX disclosed its S1 that it sees its TAM being 28.5 trillion dollars off by 22.

[00:43:13]>> The total addressable market, the largest actionable TAM in human history is what it would be.

[00:43:20]>> That can't possibly be true.

[00:43:23]>> I'm looking at it right now. I should have went more. I should have said gazillion. Not gazillion. More than >> Hold on. Hold on. Can you Google the entire GDP of Earth?

[00:43:35]>> That's crazy that that's an actual number.

[00:43:37]>> Yeah, it really is.

[00:43:39]>> Speaking of the spot, the spot the stock market.

[00:43:42]>> It's only around 126 trillion. And what did he say? 252 trillion.

[00:43:46]>> 28.5 trillion American dollars.

[00:43:50]>> Okay. So he's saying 1/5ifth of the GDP of Earth in one year >> of everything humanity produces.

[00:43:58]>> But yeah, you're thinking, he's thinking globe universally.

[00:44:01]>> Yeah, he's thinking globally. So the United States GDP is 32 mill uh 32 trillion. So it's still less than the United States. And then considering you also have like China who's big in the 20s, like it's not crazy, but at the same time it's super >> Dominican Republic. We're killing it.

[00:44:18]>> What's the most >> baseball resorts? All right, look this up. Look this up. What is the What is the most profitable company in the United States in the world and what did they make last year?

[00:44:28]>> Good question.

[00:44:28]>> Or what was their total revenue last year?

[00:44:30]>> Yeah, good question. Um, but also he also I I remember I think earlier this year he said um every they're going to make $10 trillion in robots too. Optimus robots.

[00:44:44]>> I'm with that. He's gonna He doesn't have 10 trillion dollars.

[00:44:47]>> But you know it it's gonna happen though.

[00:44:50]>> If the if every country pitched in, hear me out. If China, America, all those countries came together like, "Yo, we're all going to chip in.

[00:44:57]>> We'll have robots." Real robots. Not these [ __ ] that they have doing a Michael Jackson dances that can't even stand. I mean, whoa, whoa, whoa. Real ones.

[00:45:04]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. It's not that crazy.

[00:45:06]>> That could take over.

[00:45:08]>> The best part is, did you guys see that the video of a robot like sorting packages?

[00:45:12]>> Mhm. And then the dude remote operating it was fixing his [ __ ] Oh, if you see All right, folks.

[00:45:20]>> Oh, because it's it's just somebody basically running the robot.

[00:45:23]>> Yes.

[00:45:24]>> If you see any sort of >> just extra steps.

[00:45:26]>> Yes. If you see an Optimus robot, you see a robot operating in the wild.

[00:45:32]That's a humanoid. There's a guy in India with a [ __ ] headset on operating the [ __ ] robot.

[00:45:36]>> Just like the Amazon supermarket. It was just a bunch of Indian guys on camera watching like, "Oh, he got this. He got this. It's like proven true. It's not [ __ ] That's just Bezos. Like we can get Indian guys to watch you.

[00:45:48]>> Yeah, >> that's way cheap.

[00:45:50]>> And then uh Alexa was uh dudes in South America listening in and giving answers.

[00:46:02]It's all scam. It's great. The one the cleaning the cleaning robots. It's like people in Sweden running the robots.

[00:46:08]They have like oculuses on and they're they're just in your house and room Roomba's the most of their value.

[00:46:14]>> How is that more costefficient than Mexicans?

[00:46:17]>> It is a dog.

[00:46:18]>> We're going to get to that in a second.

[00:46:20]>> Well, it it'll become I feel like it'll become costefficient once they could take the humans out because right now even though the humans >> they can't that's the hard part.

[00:46:29]>> No, because I feel like right now they're the humans are moving it but the computer program is learning at the same time.

[00:46:36]>> Sure. It's it's it's it's >> it's adapting. Just as long as you don't rearrange your furniture before the next time they show up, they'll be able to still clean your house.

[00:46:42]>> No, but but uh uh for for my mom's birthday, we got her one of those Roombas that mop and sweep and it cleans itself. It goes All you got to do >> You're a good son.

[00:46:50]>> Yeah, dude. Well, we all threw in on it and it was my sister's. Yeah. My my sister's idea. I would have I would have been I would have got flowers and like Yeah, >> that's also nice. You know what I mean?

[00:46:59]>> Nah, bro. We spent $500 on this thing.

[00:47:01]>> Really? That's how much that cost? Yeah, because it it clean. All you got to do is fill up one tank with water >> and then you put this cleaning solution.

[00:47:08]We've had it for like two months.

[00:47:09]>> Wait, can it go over a lip >> like if there's a rug, it maps out your house. It learns your house.

[00:47:14]>> And that's what they're that's what the company's value is. They know what everyone inside of everyone's house.

[00:47:18]>> Yep. The data house. That's I was about to say I'm like they they're talent here is buying that from them.

[00:47:23]>> Sure.

[00:47:24]>> They don't own it already or they don't have ties into it. M.

[00:47:27]>> And then like you heard the [ __ ] where that guy they did some experiment where they put a camera on like a Wi-Fi router.

[00:47:34]>> Mhm.

[00:47:34]>> And um like they they were like recording the Wi-Fi whatever the >> Wi-Fi signals can it's almost like bat sonar.

[00:47:44]>> Yeah. Yeah. And they um they had the camera.

[00:47:48]>> There's so many deaf kids outside my house.

[00:47:49]>> Oh no.

[00:47:50]>> It's the Wi-Fi. They're making them deaf. But uh eventually um like the they had like an AI program studying both and they were able to take the camera away and just use the Wi-Fi and you could see like it almost looked like those old computer programs with like the green lines >> and where they could feel the people moving just from the signal.

[00:48:12]>> Yeah. The CIA has been using that and and like [ __ ] you know the MSAD or whatever like that's how they're able to tell where people are in buildings without any cameras. They're like tied into the the Wi-Fi networks. Yeah.

[00:48:23]>> [ __ ] We never should have stopped having land parties. I told you, dude.

[00:48:26]>> It's the bad sonar [ __ ] from Dark Knight.

[00:48:28]>> Cheese coming, dog. Don't worry.

[00:48:30]>> What was the [ __ ] that Batman used?

[00:48:33]>> Six guys. That's way better than Five Guys.

[00:48:36]>> Love those cheeseburgers. I I noticed one about, but I kind of checked out in that movie. I have no idea what happened in the last half hour.

[00:48:42]>> I I forget which which one is cell phone data, which by the way, the um the Times did to scold people for driving during co Thanks, New York Times.

[00:48:55]>> Word.

[00:48:56]>> But yeah, like there's a line behind that one.

[00:48:58]>> No, it was literally like it was like look at all these red states where people are driving more during CO. It's like you mean those places where grocery stores are further from people's and where you're probably essential because there's no non-essential [ __ ] tech jobs there. You [ __ ] [ __ ] Yes, the farmer in Wyoming still needs to go to the farm, you [ __ ] dick bag.

[00:49:16]>> He still needs feeds for chicken.

[00:49:18]>> Yeah.

[00:49:19]>> [ __ ] [ __ ] Uh, Jorge, did you find any of that information out? If not, it's fine.

[00:49:23]>> Uh, so the two most profitable companies uh that are properly disclosed are Alphabet, which is around 110 billion, >> and then Saudi Aramco, which is the Saudi Aramco >> uh the Saudi oil, that's 100 bill.

[00:49:40]>> And so he thinks he's going to make more money than oil and Google.

[00:49:44]>> Yeah.

[00:49:46]>> He's saying that like it's not >> from unproven technology. Yeah, but how bad do you want to go to Mars?

[00:49:50]>> That's it. And like I'm dying.

[00:49:52]>> But he doesn't even have the thing to go there.

[00:49:54]>> But he's going to have it.

[00:49:55]>> But if he has $28 trillion, where's he going to get $28 trillion from the world?

[00:50:02]>> He's going to create shareholder value.

[00:50:04]And that's what this planet's about.

[00:50:07]>> Some people can't even afford Starlink right now. There's people that can't even afford Starlink, >> but they'll invest in this.

[00:50:15]>> Oh god. Yeah.

[00:50:17]It's a bad IPO, I think. I mean, look, here's the thing. His his customers are governments, right? So, the number is not insane, except for the fact that except that we did then check and it's 1/5if of the GDP of Earth >> of everything, all of humanity, everything we've created, all the arts, all the business, all the corporations.

[00:50:38]>> If I sell you a thing and then you sell it to Gio, that's counted twice.

[00:50:43]>> And you're a middleman.

[00:50:44]>> That's all OF THAT.

[00:50:48]IF I SAY YOU IF I if I sell you a big bulk >> wholesale order of things and then you break it up and sell it to Natalie Jorge and Gio, >> I got to make a buck for myself scheme.

[00:51:01]>> The money I made selling it to you counts. The whole number and then the whole number you make counts. That's what GDP is.

[00:51:08]>> Yeah.

[00:51:09]>> He's saying he's going to do oneif of all of that for the world, >> the planet. Yes. All of humanity. I don't think that's true.

[00:51:17]>> I'm starting to think it is. Why would he lie about >> He's never not lied.

[00:51:23]>> I kind of trust him.

[00:51:24]>> He's just doing big fat rails of K.

[00:51:26]Like, you know what's a good number? 28 trillion. You know what? Throw another 500 billion on that.

[00:51:31]>> Yeah.

[00:51:31]>> He probably went and was just like, what's of what the world makes and that's what I want. That's how he came up with that number. I feel like that's the equation that he had.

[00:51:40]>> Absolutely. Yeah. He's not [ __ ] >> What I'm going to do is I'm going to say it real slow. you know, like this and I'm going to stare off when I say and then >> in between thoughts, in between sentences, his peers bring up a sci-fi novel that uh he'll get wrong.

[00:51:55]>> Look, I'm going to do this other you must probably smarter than me probably.

[00:51:59]>> Well, he's definitely he's a greatster like like [ __ ] he's like a banger [ __ ] uh [ __ ] who can just like talk.

[00:52:07]>> He's probably better at math than me, >> okay?

[00:52:10]>> Like I'm just saying he's probably overall smarter. I think that's all [ __ ] Like even the guy from Palunteer with the weird hair, Alex Karp, that's his name.

[00:52:18]>> I feel like he's a [ __ ] [ __ ] >> He's a fish.

[00:52:21]>> Yeah, he's a fish. And And the same thing with Elon cuz I remember at one point he was on uh one of the Rogan episodes and they showed a clip. He's like, "Yeah, streets are, you know, we should move roads underground." And I'm like, "That's the [ __ ] dumbest idea ever."

[00:52:35]>> Well, Elon tried to do it. It's called The Boring Company.

[00:52:37]>> And it just went from there was like two >> What? That underground thing for just Teslas and [ __ ] >> Yeah. There's one in Vegas and I think there's one in California.

[00:52:44]>> But he wanted to take the whole like car traffic [ __ ] and I'm like, "Oh, okay. If somebody gets into a [ __ ] fatal accident or or like a very bad accident and you have to helicopter them out or just a regular fender bender and there's traffic, how the [ __ ] is a tow truck company going to like a tow truck going to come in and move the cars around? If there's an accident, you're [ __ ] If there's a car breakdown, you're fucked."

[00:53:05]>> If you've ever been behind an accident that happens in a tunnel >> Yeah.

[00:53:08]>> tunnels are the safest to me like Dude, but that happened to me going to AC. It [ __ ] There was an accident outside of the tunnel in Jersey and it took me 40 minutes extra to get through the tunnel.

[00:53:20]>> So, but you have the whole street system.

[00:53:22]>> Was every car a Tesla? No.

[00:53:24]>> That is true.

[00:53:25]>> Maybe the everyone self drive. Wait, no.

[00:53:28]>> No, that still wouldn't work. But if there's if the cars crash and it can't >> Well, they're in a tunnel. They can't get service.

[00:53:33]>> Yeah, it's a time tunnel.

[00:53:35]>> They got Wi-Fi down there.

[00:53:37]>> Oh, yeah. And it's it's showing you where everything is. Hundreds of trillions of dollars worth of Wi-Fi.

[00:53:41]>> I heard the cars drive them like when you go in there, it just it's automatically.

[00:53:45]>> Yeah, you're on a tray.

[00:53:47]>> Yeah. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah.

[00:53:48]>> Wait, it's like a conveyor belt. I thought it just went into autopilot.

[00:53:51]>> It's like It's like those sushi restaurants where you just pick stuff off and then they charge.

[00:53:55]>> Oh, did you did you see the [ __ ] Trump sushi restaurant thing?

[00:53:58]>> No.

[00:53:59]>> Okay, this is [ __ ] good.

[00:54:00]>> Does he do the voice?

[00:54:01]>> No, no, no. This isn't about anything he said. I'm going just search sushi Trump.

[00:54:06]Um, so there was a uh giant buy by uh one of Trump's companies. All right. So there's a conveyor sushi conveyor belt sushi stock. That's sounds very that's spelled very similarly to a Japanese AI company.

[00:54:26]And um Trump bought a shitload of the sushi conveyor belt [ __ ] stock >> for the belt >> by accident.

[00:54:33]>> It seems like it's an accident. Why else would he be buying that?

[00:54:36]>> Well, so do you know that um >> can't believe you brought that. That was great. I can't believe you brought that up. I didn't hear about that, >> dude. Uh you know the company that makes Zoom recorders that we all use for mobile podcasting?

[00:54:48]>> Sure. Zoom.

[00:54:49]>> Their stock spiked like crazy during COVID when Zoom video conferencing.

[00:54:55]>> God damn it. That's smart. We should have did that. We should have jumped in.

[00:54:57]We should have realized how stupid people are.

[00:54:59]>> So maybe he's just smart enough to know.

[00:55:01]Maybe he just knows that the other company's about to unveil a thing, right? Like it's like you're getting the sushi built, you're getting the sushi stock cheap >> for when this company crack something with AI >> AGI. They got AGI >> and then you [ __ ] now now you're now your dumb cheaper sushi stock is jumping for no reason and you're dumping it.

[00:55:19]>> I I don't >> Also, what's the dividend?

[00:55:21]>> I don't No one said this before. This I just came up with this. I call that 5D chess.

[00:55:26]>> Yeah, nobody has ever said that before.

[00:55:27]>> It's like there's three dimensions that were existing now.

[00:55:29]>> Is this 3D chess? I've heard 40 chest 40.

[00:55:32]>> The fourth dimension.

[00:55:33]>> That's all five senses.

[00:55:34]>> Five. That's love.

[00:55:36]>> That's a dimension.

[00:55:37]>> Fifth element.

[00:55:38]>> I thought that was an element.

[00:55:39]>> It's element and it's a dimension.

[00:55:40]>> Can I get a beer?

[00:55:41]>> You know what? I need one, too, actually. But luckily, there's just a couple more left back here.

[00:55:53]>> He's saying natural beer.

[00:55:54]>> Yeah, it's natural ice, baby. You know what I mean?

[00:55:59]>> Thank you. Finally, someone on the show can translate >> natural. Thank God.

[00:56:03]>> We haven't had >> nobody translated that in this whole >> It's been going on for months.

[00:56:08]>> This [ __ ] >> I don't know why I don't know why he talks.

[00:56:13]>> Most of the ice is melted at this point.

[00:56:15]>> It's probably AI. I don't know.

[00:56:17]>> All right. Um, do you know who Mark Andre Andre is? The guy Andre. And Andre. Thank you. The dude with the egghehead. And he um the guy he also started uh Netscape. Netscape.

[00:56:28]internet. All right. Here is him talking on Rogan. I'm not sure if this is new or not. I have no idea. Uh talking about AI and why AI is better than humans. You know what I mean?

[00:56:37]>> Oh, I think this is old.

[00:56:38]>> This is old. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. But I I this just came across my desk.

[00:56:41]>> Unless he was on this week. This is old.

[00:56:43]>> Okay. So, let's uh >> he's reusing material.

[00:56:47]>> Hold on. I think the tweet got deleted.

[00:56:49]Terrible poster.

[00:56:50]>> The tweet got deleted.

[00:56:51]>> This guy's so he got it got deleted.

[00:56:53]Look up Andre uh Andre um AI. I'm sure someone else has it. This guy is so desperately wants to be a [ __ ] poster on Twitter and it's just all terrible. Like [ __ ] like these these guys like much like Musk, >> they want people to think they're funny and edgy. It's very strange.

[00:57:09]>> They just they're the attention I think.

[00:57:11]So, we've talked off air about this, but like gambling addiction being like a problem.

[00:57:16]>> Mhm.

[00:57:16]>> But like I think attention addiction >> Oh.

[00:57:19]>> might be >> Yeah. It's probably the worst thing at least in let's say and I know that this is a crazy thing to talk about like well we're three guys who work in media who are on a [ __ ] podcast.

[00:57:29]>> I hate attention obviously. Look at my career. I mean, it's almost like uh it's almost essential for for [ __ ] like human nature because you ever heard that thing where like the the orphanage >> where it was like a nurse or like uh run by n >> Erica Kirk then took them >> Yeah. and sold them to Africa.

[00:57:47]>> Romania. No, but I mean it's just like we were doing this be like I I think this the look I I said this about Danville's area a few weeks ago, but it's like he's just like an just a raging like he's a raging he's not like an anti-Israel guy. He's just an anti-semite on the internet.

[00:58:02]>> Oh, sure.

[00:58:03]>> And it's like, dude, you spent decades getting literally the hottest [ __ ] on earth.

[00:58:08]>> Just retire.

[00:58:10]>> Yeah. There's no reason.

[00:58:11]>> You're rich.

[00:58:12]>> Also, like he was a he's Nepo, right? Or his dad had >> his dad's rich, but then like you made money playing poker cuz you had the stake. Then you just made more money by just surrounding yourself with the hottest [ __ ] in the [ __ ] >> He did make me feel better. Internet era.

[00:58:27]>> That's all I knew him for. He had [ __ ] >> He had he was like I I feel like he was like getting these [ __ ] before Only Fans was around >> and and he made me feel better about myself when he got into that whole conspiracy and getting like all into it cuz when I like I you know I've been into that [ __ ] for years and I always thought I was like I maybe if I got more [ __ ] I wouldn't care about this but no that doesn't change anything because he's getting all the [ __ ] in the world and it still bothers him. That's why I'm like these this this information.

[00:59:00]>> But you know what you don't do?

[00:59:02]Constantly tweet about it.

[00:59:04]>> I think my favorite >> because I'm not getting enough [ __ ] to get the motivation to tweet about it. So I'm just balling with him.

[00:59:08]>> He's no longer now he's a trad guy. So he's not getting like that much anymore.

[00:59:12]>> Catholic too. I think he's a Catholic [ __ ] >> My favorite moment ever for him was when he was at the Vegas shooting >> and he tried to have a cop give him a gun for him to protect people.

[00:59:24]>> He's like trying to pull it from his holster. He's like, "Sir, I will shoot you.

[00:59:27]>> I can use this. I can use this to help.

[00:59:29]>> I do this on my 200 acre property every day. I train for this.

[00:59:34]>> Did you not follow the military?" Was he like >> says I don't know.

[00:59:38]>> There's no evidence.

[00:59:39]>> He popped off a lot of guns on his Instagram. At least used to.

[00:59:42]>> I thought he was like a retired Navy Seal who was just >> No, I think he like puts that out there in his vibe, but just for the just for the people think to think that.

[00:59:50]>> Yeah. Cuz then I saw there was like one thing that like on World Star where he was like in a jacuzzi with a bunch of it was like eight bad [ __ ] >> Oh, always.

[00:59:58]>> But he was wearing a a shiny gold thong like speedo.

[01:00:01]>> It's [ __ ] hot. Yeah, >> I know. But I'm like that's not Nobody who killed somebody would wear that.

[01:00:07]>> You know what I mean? Like a like a warrior soldier would not wear a golden speedo. They might be a furry.

[01:00:14]>> Seals apparently are always [ __ ] just freeballing.

[01:00:17]>> That's what I'm saying. Just like probably that guy who beat Massie. He's constantly freeballing.

[01:00:21]>> I mean, he's a seal. He killed him.

[01:00:23]>> Yeah, >> that guy does look like he has a golden thong.

[01:00:25]>> Oh, heck.

[01:00:26]>> He definitely has a golden thong >> with a zipper though. Just a [ __ ] >> Let's watch this injury.

[01:00:30]>> Drop.

[01:00:32]>> By the way, he looks like it's just a bull zipper.

[01:00:34]>> He looks like Killface from Frisky Dingo's gay brother.

[01:00:37]>> Oh, you're right. That's good. Frisky Dingo reference. Always good. We could never go back to Arizona. All right.

[01:00:43]>> Never get frustrated with you.

[01:00:44]>> Right. So, you you tell a normal person.

[01:00:46]You tell you know you hire somebody over here. You hire somebody here and you tell them you want a screen display and you want it to be an animated version of your of your your thing you got back here.

[01:00:53]>> Okay. They spend, you know, two weeks doing it. They they bring it to you, they animate it. It's like, okay, that's pretty good, but I actually want the whole thing to be whatever, purple and green. And they spend a week doing that and they come back and you're like, I actually preferred the old version.

[01:01:02]>> The guy gets like pissed at you because he's like, I just wasted my time. The bot's like, no problem, you know, no sweat. Like, whatever you want, and we can try it 12 more times if you want.

[01:01:11]And if you want, I can create subbots to go do, you know, 12 more times right now.

[01:01:15]>> Basically tell us he hates humans. Or you tell it, you know, this is terrible.

[01:01:17]Like, I can't believe you came back to me with this. It has all these bugs. And it's like, oh, I'm so sorry. I'll go fix these.

[01:01:22]>> What it actually, >> by the way, >> never gets drunk, >> never gets sick, never gets, >> right? Never gets depressed because his girlfriend broke up with him.

[01:01:30]>> Never files HR complaints.

[01:01:32]>> Right.

[01:01:33]>> Right. And so, as you saying, so all of all complained about him described >> earlier.

[01:01:39]>> So, here's the thing. You know what it also doesn't do?

[01:01:41]>> That's a weird thing to care about.

[01:01:42]Yeah. Well, it also like brings things.

[01:01:44]He It is funny that he said animation because it's like it also here's what it does. Here's what it actually does is like and I I think I may have said this on the air before. I spent hours trying to just get a lip sync to a drawing >> with a script.

[01:01:58]>> Mhm.

[01:01:59]>> And the amount that every AI program just makes it look like Family Guy or something else. Like it's like it just can't actually have original thought or create a unique looking thing. Well, it's impossible because its whole system is just based on stuff that we >> previous data.

[01:02:16]>> So, and it's also the things that happen to be popular. So, if you're trying to do a new thing, >> good luck.

[01:02:22]>> It can't make it look unique.

[01:02:24]>> Also, >> like especially when it comes to design, >> but but it's still early. It is still early. It is.

[01:02:30]>> So, you're saying that it it's not going to come to the point where it's going to have a creative vision.

[01:02:34]>> You don't know that, bro.

[01:02:36]>> I I suppose I don't know.

[01:02:37]>> I would say at this point in AI, it can't. if we free. So, like, as I've said before many times in the show, this is web 1.0. This is pets.com. Yeah, >> there are some useful applications of AI. I'm not going to I'm not saying there aren't, but the amount of AI hype and data center [ __ ] it's [ __ ] out of control. It's it's it's it's weird. But I've also been seeing that comp because it's not free to use AI.

[01:03:04]You need to buy tokens.

[01:03:05]>> You have to monthly to get the bigger.

[01:03:06]>> You have to buy tokens. You have to pay anthropic. You have the paycheck CPT and that is now becoming more than hiring a human to do it.

[01:03:15]>> Yeah.

[01:03:15]>> So >> because you're going to you don't know actually a human.

[01:03:19]>> What? Not yet. Not yet. Because like what's Chad GBT like $20 a month?

[01:03:23]>> This ain't this ain't [ __ ] regular chatbt. These are >> you talking about like the bigger >> companies buying chat GPT tokens and uh Claude tokens and they're doing a ton of work that's costing more and more tokens. Seance is [ __ ] expensive to actually like make long form video to buy more tokens.

[01:03:40]>> Doesn't need health care. Doesn't need pension. Doesn't need social security.

[01:03:44]>> But that's all baked in, right? So do independent contractors, right guys?

[01:03:50]>> I'm an independent contractor.

[01:03:51]>> Oh, he's bleeding right now. But keep working.

[01:03:54]>> I'm uh a liberal.

[01:03:56]>> Buy some claw tokens later.

[01:03:58]>> Liptard cuck.

[01:04:00]>> Who the [ __ ] said that?

[01:04:02]>> Sorry. Oh, I thought you guys hired an AI producer.

[01:04:07]>> That was AI Tim Haidiger.

[01:04:10]>> That's all he says.

[01:04:12]>> That's it. And it's enough for me. Um, but it's it's so in my opinion since reading this [ __ ] it's like, you know, chat GBT, Google, Anthropic, Meta, uh, they're just going to get everyone hooked. All these people are going to get fired and they jack the price up.

[01:04:28]It's just like anything else. Uber used to be a lot cheaper. Yeah, we've talked about that.

[01:04:33]>> Door Dash used to be a better [ __ ] product than it is now.

[01:04:37]>> Yeah.

[01:04:38]>> And they paid their drivers way more back then. I don't know how I know that, but I know they used to pay their drivers way more. I don't know what happened.

[01:04:44]>> But now >> they came up with new algorithms to pay their [ __ ] dashes less and be like, "Hey, this guy made $30 in the last hour. Was not send them anything."

[01:04:52]>> No. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. And now for like on the user end, it's like, "Do you want to pay $5 to get to get your your [ __ ] delivered first?"

[01:05:00]>> Yeah. Oh, you don't. Well, it's going to be like [ __ ] an hour and a half.

[01:05:03]>> Yeah. And And you know what's funny? I could kind >> The actual problem is that every local restaurant stopped paying delivery >> driver. And that's the next thing.

[01:05:10]Exactly. So now they are they now they have to be on Door Dash, Uber Earies, blah blah blah to get >> You can't call a Chinese Well, you can call a Chinese restaurant and you call pizzeria. That's it.

[01:05:20]>> Some pizzeras still have delivery drivers, but >> but a lot don't.

[01:05:24]>> And they still use Door Dash drivers because the delivery driver could only do so much. Well, they still use Door Dash drivers because people use Door Dash.

[01:05:31]>> Yeah.

[01:05:31]>> Like, you know what I mean? Like, so it's like if you call the pizza place, >> but the thing is it also it it might have [ __ ] up uh that for certain places, but you think about McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's, liquor stores, uh CVS.

[01:05:45]>> None of those used to use delivery or they had like their own system that charge even more.

[01:05:50]>> Yeah. I don't know if I think that's a good thing.

[01:05:52]>> Uh no. Hell no. I uh >> but but people are always gonna be [ __ ] lazy and be like h I'll pay $10 extra to get >> The one I do find odd is though I was like looking through Door Dash and I was like wait a minute 71 what sick [ __ ] is ordering 71 >> so many people and they don't tip >> Oh yeah that's why you get beer >> yeah you can get beer liquor yo I' I've went to movie theaters to pick up popcorn for people >> [ __ ] yeah like the AMC they'll order like snacks from the movie theater and I've delivered I've delivered Plan B.

[01:06:24]There was one or >> That makes sense. That makes sense.

[01:06:25]>> Yeah. Yeah. No, but that that's [ __ ] CR. But I was surprised that >> What are you going to get out of bed?

[01:06:30]>> Did you deliver it to a woman or a man?

[01:06:32]>> It was a Mexican girl that looked like she was 16.

[01:06:35]>> That's not good.

[01:06:36]>> And while I was delivering it, >> actually, yeah, probably. While I'm delivering it, there's a party going on in the backyard and there's like these two Mexican guys carrying a DJ set to the back and they're like, "Oh, uh, what's who's that for?" And I was just like, "Uh, no. Well, they just told me to leave it at the door, but then the girl happens to walk out. She's like, like I guess she knew I was there. She was following the >> she was trying to intercept it and she's like, "Oh, that's for me." Like she like ran out and I was just like, "Oh, man."

[01:07:03]And then I found out it was the baby shower.

[01:07:05]>> That's beautiful. Actually, >> I was like, "Fuck, I got here too late."

[01:07:07]>> Yeah. She She saw she saw how lame this party was going to be and was like, "I need to eat him."

[01:07:12]>> It was her baby shower. She's like, "You got here late, [ __ ] I'm having it."

[01:07:16]>> Damn. I just did a bid. I'm sorry.

[01:07:18]>> That's a great bit.

[01:07:19]>> I just did a bit. I'm sorry. You have anything to plug?

[01:07:22]>> Uh oh, yeah. Listen to my podcast. Uh it's right here on the network. If you're if you're already signed up to the network, hop over watch uh watch our bonus episodes. And if you're not, use their promo code cuz I'm a guest. So don't use my promo code. Use their promo.

[01:07:36]>> Well, if you're But if you're not, just go to YouTube and go to YouTube, look for On the Gay Podcast.

[01:07:41]>> I've been on it a bunch. I think the most recent one is still up.

[01:07:44]>> Yes.

[01:07:44]>> Before it's be goes behind the payw wall.

[01:07:46]>> Yeah. Yeah. It's still up.

[01:07:47]>> So you can go check that on it. I was on re relatively recently.

[01:07:50]>> I've never even been invited. Go in the comments and type.

[01:07:52]>> I asked Gio. I asked Gio and Derek as old as fellow old heads.

[01:07:57]>> Chop dunks.

[01:07:58]>> Yeah. If the dunks >> if they also have to when they have to pee, they really really really have to pee.

[01:08:03]>> Well, we know we saw it during this episode.

[01:08:06]>> I have I have an inflamed prostate. I'm going to die in probably 5 years.

[01:08:09]>> Got to get that [ __ ] massaged then, dog.

[01:08:10]>> Dude, they want me They They put me on these pills.

[01:08:13]>> That's the best thing for it.

[01:08:14]>> They put me on these pills, right? And it helped, but I stopped taking them because I lost uh my load power.

[01:08:22]>> Really?

[01:08:22]>> Yeah. And I talked about I forget what it's called. It's like uh it's like you've seen commercials about No, the the drug that they put me on.

[01:08:29]>> And the guy somebody it's something like that.

[01:08:33]>> But the guy some guy one of the fans from the podcast Flowmax. Yeah. They put me on Flowmax.

[01:08:38]>> Oh no. I've seen them commercial.

[01:08:39]>> Yes. I was on Flowmax and a guy told me like he's like Yeah. Um, he's like, "I started taking that and I had no pressure in my loads cuz my [ __ ] just started dripping."

[01:08:49]>> And I'm like, "I can't have that because that's my pride and joy. I have like a 7 foot [ __ ] span."

[01:08:55]>> That's why >> I measured it. I shoot far.

[01:08:58]>> Look, I mean, you measured it.

[01:08:59]>> I I jerked off one time. I saw I put a towel on my bed. I saw how far I went and I took a tape measure and I looked at the >> That's one.

[01:09:10]You had like 10 of these and get the average.

[01:09:14]Listen, I'm not doing all that. I just wanted one.

[01:09:18]>> I look, I have >> like I would hit a girl.

[01:09:20]>> You know, that's a personal thing.

[01:09:21]>> Listen, have you ever Have you ever pulled out of a girl and gave her a facial at the same time without having to move?

[01:09:27]>> Yes.

[01:09:28]>> I do that every time. I was in my 20s.

[01:09:30]>> I I shoot over the head sometimes and then they get hit with what's dropping down from the laser.

[01:09:36]>> We all know that you weren't on that roof. Who killed Charlie Kirk?

[01:09:39]>> Peter. IT'S PETER SOUTH.

[01:09:40]>> I KILLED CHARLIE.

[01:09:44]THEY GOT THE WRONG GUY.

[01:09:46]>> But that was my pride and joy. I would never get, you know, like the like you whip your [ __ ] out and the girl's like, "Oh my god." I never got a reaction from pulling my dick out. But I would always get a crazy reaction from when I would come like, "OH MY GOD." SO I WAS JUST LIKE, "YEAH, let's go."

[01:10:01]>> That's for you.

[01:10:01]>> Not all girls like a lot of come.

[01:10:03]There's some girls host.

[01:10:04]>> I liked it. I like that they were surprised and were just like, "Oh, so it's still going." I laugh when I come because it's it's comical about how far and how much comes out.

[01:10:16]>> And then you stopped doing this enlarged prostate medication.

[01:10:19]>> So I can have that.

[01:10:21]>> I'm going to die if I could live with that.

[01:10:23]>> Was your enlarged prostate caused by like a a medical problem or is is it just jacked? Have you just been doing keigull for so long that your nut shoots mad?

[01:10:33]>> I got [ __ ] in my ass so many times.

[01:10:36]No, honestly, you have been to prison.

[01:10:37]It was probably like like drugs, bad health, energy drinks, just not taking care of myself.

[01:10:43]>> Jerking off a lot.

[01:10:44]>> So, you had an enlarged prostate.

[01:10:45]>> No, no. Jerking off a lot actually keeps your prostate [ __ ] healthy.

[01:10:48]>> No, but if you jerk off too much, there's there's a limit.

[01:10:50]>> No.

[01:10:51]>> Oh, no. What is it?

[01:10:53]>> Got to get that poison out.

[01:10:54]>> Yeah, >> but when you do it too much, you might overwork your prostate.

[01:10:58]>> This has been a PSA.

[01:11:00]>> Natalie, uh, as a woman, >> how's your prostate? How's Blind Mike's prostate?

[01:11:06]>> Yeah. Is it swollen?

[01:11:08]>> She He won't let her know.

[01:11:11]>> Some of them have not made contact.

[01:11:12]>> You So you probably talked to more women.

[01:11:14]>> Touch his butthole yet.

[01:11:16]>> That's weird.

[01:11:17]>> Are you upset about this?

[01:11:18]>> That's Mike. Not yet.

[01:11:19]>> No, we've been together long enough. I could have >> pressured him, pun intended, to >> You should make him come to work with a plugin.

[01:11:28]>> One of those ones that you can make and Yeah. Then you should give us the remote.

[01:11:33]>> I want to make Mike come.

[01:11:36]Dude, Natalie, please do that and then give it to every podcast host.

[01:11:41]>> Yes.

[01:11:41]>> Everybody who's recording.

[01:11:42]>> I actually want a button on here that's for Mike's.

[01:11:44]>> Make sure you do it on Thursdays. Do it Thursdays.

[01:11:48]>> Prostate Thursday.

[01:11:48]>> We're in STR territory here.

[01:11:50]>> How about SNM?

[01:11:52]>> Oo, >> I want to connect that to Mike's butt plug.

[01:11:55]>> I said forget about a cup.

[01:11:57]>> Yeah, that's a good one, too. Yeah, >> I said forget about a cut. Right. No, but what I was going to actually ask you is um I've only I don't talk to a lot of women about how much they like a lot of load.

[01:12:09]>> So, how much load?

[01:12:10]>> I feel like you talk to more women.

[01:12:12]>> I don't personally.

[01:12:14]>> You like less love?

[01:12:15]>> Yeah. I find it inconvenient.

[01:12:17]>> Are you not impressed by that?

[01:12:18]>> It's a lot of cleanup.

[01:12:19]>> I would be impressed, but also if it was a person I was [ __ ] a lot, I'd be like, this is kind of >> It's kind of like It's kind of like [ __ ] a chick who squirts. It's really hot in the moment the first time. Yeah, but then when you got to sleep in that wet spot and you're like, >> "Oh, I Yo, my heat did work in my old apartment when I WAS YOUNG."

[01:12:37]>> OH, NO.

[01:12:38]>> YOU roll over into that cold.

[01:12:41]>> Oh, I It was great when I was inside. It >> was so fun when it was just everywhere.

[01:12:47]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[01:12:47]>> And then it was >> feel real good about yourself.

[01:12:49]>> Yeah. Then all of it Yeah. I was over I was also worked up and warm.

[01:12:52]>> Yeah. Yeah. And now it's cold.

[01:12:54]>> There was There was one girl that I [ __ ] up.

[01:12:56]>> I don't have a lot of sheets. 23. You had a sheet.

[01:13:01]>> Impressive.

[01:13:01]>> Rubber sheets.

[01:13:04]>> Dude, there was this I've only made a girl like squirt once that I know of where it was like a lot. I I felt like >> cuz there were times where I felt like >> IT'S A LOT OF STUFF that comes out of there.

[01:13:15]>> No, cuz some girls could just squirt a little bit and you could kind of feel it when you're [ __ ] them. You kind of hear like a slap.

[01:13:21]>> But this girl, it was like projectile coming out like just violently.

[01:13:26]>> Yeah.

[01:13:26]>> And it was a spray. It was a spray.

[01:13:27]>> It It was spray. It was mostly pee.

[01:13:29]>> And the next day, my [ __ ] mustache smelled like piss. So I'm like, was she different than how it usually smells?

[01:13:36]>> Was she pissing on me? Was she just like, were we She was like mad drunk and just like, I'm not going to bathroom.

[01:13:41]Let it go.

[01:13:43]>> Or was it actual?

[01:13:44]>> The first time that ever happened with me and a chick. She was like, I don't think that was pee. Because they don't know.

[01:13:50]>> But it was just the way my mustache smelled for like a day or two after.

[01:13:54]>> Yeah. My whole house smelled like pee.

[01:13:55]So it is bit probably >> it's a [ __ ] mish mash >> cuz like all right this all right >> it's like saying Chinese food is cat some of it >> some of it yeah exactly yeah but you're happy with it regardless >> it's a happy family there's shrimp in there >> well this has been the squirt cast >> [ __ ] you Tucker >> wait you have armorly >> armorly go to armorly.com uh check out for coming up. And also, uh, I'm doing a co-headlining date with KP Burke and White Plains coming up. I call it White Stains.

[01:14:33]>> White Stains.

[01:14:34]>> I went to college over there.

[01:14:35]>> That's where I'm from.

[01:14:36]>> Oh, really?

[01:14:37]>> I'm uh Yonkers.

[01:14:38]>> I went to Yoners.

[01:14:40]>> Hell yeah.

[01:14:41]>> Westchester, baby.

[01:14:42]>> Westchester. Bestchester.

[01:14:44]>> I guess Silus P was wrong about that thing he said. Uh, but yeah, it's sometime in I believe late June. Uh, I will tweet about it. I will post it on Instagram. Me and KB doing a co-headline a gig. I'll have the correct date next time we do a show.

[01:14:59]>> But this has been High Society Radio Gio. Make sure you check out the On the Gate podcast always.

[01:15:04]>> Come see me in Atlantic City. If you're in Atlantic City, um the 28th I will be at Atlantic City Comedy Club at 8:00 p.m. Check it out. It's a great lineup.

[01:15:12]I'm doing 30 minutes of May.

[01:15:13]>> It's a very fun club.

[01:15:14]>> Uh this month, the 28th May.

[01:15:16]>> Very fun club. Uh >> next Thursday, >> it's in the Trop right in the >> It's in Tropicana. Come check it out.

[01:15:20]It's an amazing club. [ __ ] >> and I'll throw this out there. The dive bar on the corner. Phenomenal.

[01:15:26]>> Are you talking about um >> the one right on the corner?

[01:15:29]>> Is that um Planet Rose?

[01:15:32]>> No, you're talking about that's a couple blocks away. It's right on the corner.

[01:15:36]It is a [ __ ] hole.

[01:15:37]>> But go to the shop and see Gio and then we're going to go to that bar after and you're going to buy me drinks >> and you're going to tell me you're going to tell me it's going to be a great [ __ ] place. And also, if you watch my podcast from here, type HSR in the comments so I know that.

[01:15:51]>> That's nice.

[01:15:52]>> No, just just cut army.

[01:15:54]>> Show show some love. Say say now, you know what? If if you're watching this, go buy a hat, a fagger hat from Chris from Chris Tucker. Tucker Carl. Chris Tucker Carlson.

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[01:16:13]>> Love that. This has been High Society Radio. I'm your host Chris Vega.

[01:16:16]>> And I'm Chris Stanley.

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