Lighthouse Still Makes Me Miserable

Added: 2026-05-07

[00:00:00]I am.

[00:00:05]>> Yo yo yo yo yo. I have some skin care on it's not come but hi everyone. Hello everyone.

[00:00:17]Assessment brother. So we have to kill people.

[00:00:20]>> Yes.

[00:00:21]>> All right. Killing people on the lighthouse location for the lightkeeper taskington.

[00:00:27]How much cortisol am I going to How much is my cort cortisol going to It's not Oh, it's already going. Amazing. Smash burger or non smashed?

[00:00:36]Uh, smash burger but with a lot of patties.

[00:00:41]Oh, there he is, chat. There's a player right there. Let's see if we can get this tap off. Um, there we go. Holy [ __ ] I had to head shot him twice. Thank god it's a model one. This thing does not [ __ ] around.

[00:00:56]That dude's [ __ ] mad. That dude is [ __ ] mad, bro. Holy [ __ ] bro. 95 is what you want. 5 A1 is just okay.

[00:01:11]There he is, chat. There we go. Nice.

[00:01:21]>> Yeah, I mean, yeah, just fix everything by my chest, man. Thank you, dude.

[00:01:33]Oh my god, bro. He messed up my helmet bad.

[00:01:37]Hits the neck shot, too. Damn. Hi, brother.

[00:01:51]YO, THE MODEL ONE is just disgusting, man.

[00:01:57]Damn, this gun is disgusting, brother.

[00:02:00]I'm not even moving my mouse, dude. That thing just goes where it needs to. It's like rust before the recoil changes.

[00:02:06]Just beam from 200 meters with an AK, bro. Casually. All right. Okay, that's that's I think that's the way you should play Lighthouse, bro. We just got these three kills. We almost died. Boom. We're out. We're out, bro. We repair our helmet, repair our armor, back up on ammo and stems, and bro, we're back in it. And then boom, just spam on 15 kills without a single death. Cuz light does, bro. Dude, this map can just [ __ ] you up so bad. No matter how good or geared you are. One of the reels got a million views, bro. What the flip? Look at that, bro. Bro, I swear it's always the most loweffort reels shorts. It's always the the most loweffort content, I guess. Like, look at that. 1.2 million views. Look, it's just this.

[00:02:49]That's it.

[00:02:55]That like cowboy part of America. Like I'm not talking like I'm not talking like Alabama or stuff like that. I'm talking like Texas and [ __ ] Like people that have ranches and [ __ ] bro. That are driving like McLarens.

[00:03:11]Apparently, there's like a ridiculously high amount of supercars in like some of these roll parts. Like some of these parts like you know like they have like they have those Ram trucks, but the you'll see the same guy driving like a Ram and then he'll go home next to like a Lamborghini parked, right? And then he has like a ranch and a bunch of guns and like it's it's I always found it like odd. How do they all have so much guulations over there, bro?

[00:03:35]Scavion, you really be scaring me, bro.

[00:03:45][ __ ] knew it, bro.

[00:03:48]Oh, the dots.

[00:04:09]Oh my god, brother. The whole recoil is just perfectly circling him, brother.

[00:04:14]It's so aids.

[00:04:17]>> The whole like I'm literally on him, but it's just circling his [ __ ] ass, dude. I hate it.

[00:04:27]Oh my god, bro. Just [ __ ] die already. And I'm out of ammo when I had a shot.

[00:04:36]>> Oh, there he is.

[00:04:44]>> Oh my god, there's a sc also gave me back shots.

[00:04:52]>> [ __ ] idiot. [ __ ] that guy, bro. All my homies hate that guy.

[00:05:01]All right, fix me up. Oh, that was so ace. My god. Only on lighthouse. But man, bro, I tanked. Level six and wristie. Really paid off this one. Thank you, bro. Good shot. It only took me 120 rounds to kill this guy. That's four.

[00:05:16]Nice. Ready.

[00:05:19]Take care. CLUTCH.

[00:05:21]MILLIONAIRE. MILLIONAIRE.

[00:05:24]Like you were a bomb clutch.

[00:05:29]Nice millionaire.

[00:05:32]>> Even the wheels, bro. Even the [ __ ] tires are covered in diamonds.

[00:05:37]>> Dude, I'm not going to lie, but if you take all things into consideration, opening CS cases might actually be the most degenerate form of gambling cuz the chances are like it's it might actually be like the dumbest [ __ ] way to gamble. Well, gambling in general is stupid as [ __ ] and haram as [ __ ] But like, but opening CS cases is like what the chance it's. It's like a 17% chance at profit, right? It's so stupid if you genuinely think about it. Just like if you're going to gamble, just go spin at roulette and get a 50/50, bro. It's fun though. If you got the funds, like actually do it. Why not? Yeah, but numbers wise, it really is the dumbest.

[00:06:17]My eyes are super sensitive lately because of all the degenerating.

[00:06:22]Pokemon cards are kind of the same thing. Yeah.

[00:06:26]Oh no.

[00:06:29]No. Throwing what?

[00:06:39]HE'S YELLING ME. WHAT? I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT before either, bro. Does he have a six shot on him? Oh no.

[00:06:47]OH, IT'S THE BEST SHELLS, DUDE.

[00:06:53]Oh [ __ ] Oh, that's a lot of them, too, bro. Oh my god, bro. D, who had it on your face?

[00:07:02]Yo, D, sorry, I forgot to clean up after last night, bro. Keep in mind, bro, saying that, that's like that's the 400th time I've heard that this stream over there.

[00:07:17]What is the thing that you What is the thing that you breathe out called in English?

[00:07:21]>> Carbon dioxide.

[00:07:22]>> Carbon dioxide. So, wait, does that mean that humans have carbon? Does that mean like if humans don't breathe well, we have a bunch of like carbon buildup in our organs like cars do?

[00:07:38]I got the goons. You know what I'm talking about?

[00:07:43]Catching [ __ ] bro.

[00:07:46]Bomb Gia, welcome to Brazil, [ __ ] Welcome to Brazil, bro.

[00:08:08]That's a bad angle.

[00:08:13]There we go.

[00:08:18]I jam as well during the flashbangs. My god. Oh yeah. The first thing I'm going to do when I go when I start going bald.

[00:08:24]Kill my bro. My dad is bald. It's going to It's coming for me, bro. It's coming.

[00:08:28]It's going to happen.

[00:08:37]Bro thought it was a PMC, so he was going to like I'm going to flash him cuz I hear a footstep. He's going to die because of my flash. The people saying they mix avocado mayonnaise or something for their hair. I know about all that mayonnaise talk [ __ ] I know about all that, bro. I ain't going to lie, Jit.

[00:08:52]What about all that mayonnaise talk, bro? What is he talking about? Young bloody girl.

[00:08:57]I don't understand. Something's being highlighted. Oh, it's the ammo packs outside doing it, dude. Lighthouse is so active. Wow.

[00:09:18]problem, buddy.

[00:09:22]We have a problem. He's got a need now.

[00:09:28]And I jam, of course.

[00:09:35][ __ ] off, man. Go buy a lottery ticket, dude. He's got to the point, you know, where Oh, yucky. Ew.

[00:09:47]Dude, telling somebody who's going through it to relax is like the best thing, dude. I swear. When has telling someone to relax when they're mad relaxed them? Like, genuinely, when has it ever helped? We're at seven, right, for assessment now. We're moving. I mean, we're moving >> honestly without any deaths still.

[00:10:08]pretty swimmingly.

[00:10:10]>> Did you guys know that micro doing your child with peanut flavored foods or just peanuts in general can make it immune to a peanut allergy in the future?

[00:10:24]It's a bit odd, but like if you have a baby and you give it like some peanut snacks, it can if if it was supposed to have a peanut allergy, you could prevent it. So, I have to like choose one of these two. Happy pressure wash. I have to do lighthouse, right? Happy man. Like what I'm doing right now. I have to do that, right? Both. One for close for other for distance. Okay, sure. I got you. I'll bring it. So 20 subs if I get a kill and survive. 15 if I get a kill and die.

[00:10:53]The rusher posture, bro. Yes, exactly.

[00:10:55]And the other one.

[00:10:58]All right, let's see where I can pick a dude off.

[00:11:10]I just kill that guy.

[00:11:14]Wow.

[00:11:17]Yeah, that guy just went back.

[00:11:20]He don't want the smoke again. Just standing there egoing that like that.

[00:11:33]Thank you happy for the participation prize. Appreciate it, man.

[00:11:41]Yes.

[00:11:50]Die, man. Holy [ __ ] Eight out of 15. It's It's getting there. It's getting there, bro. Some reads, we even got three PMC's, bro.

[00:12:00]Insane. I actually had some players in the map. Almost put more white on my face, man. Shut your [ __ ] ass up.

[00:12:21]That's what I was looking for, baby.

[00:12:24]Okay. Active raid though. Active raid though. Sand. That was a rather unintelligent approach to that fight. I have to say very boozy, very courageous, very very. But I have to admit that the assessment this time around has been very pleasant. We only have died once and that was because of the gun I had to use. You wouldn't, bro.

[00:12:49]Dude's name is Timmy Ripper, bro. Holy [ __ ] ch, dude. Be careful, guys. This guy sees red when he gets angry. Timmy tough knuckles. This guy's a sigma.

[00:13:00]This guy's >> Oh my god, dude. Holy [ __ ] I mean, I'd rather take a raid where I die and I get a few kills in a [ __ ] fully dead one, man. That [ __ ] is boring.

[00:13:34]Oh, this headache is banging though.

[00:13:37]It's like it's literally banging me.

[00:13:40]What the [ __ ] man? This headache banging. Thank god I have a broken in Bosnia. I don't like taking pills for for for slight doses of discomfort. Mama Inry is no [ __ ] dude. Bro, Fetty W's out of prison, dude.

[00:13:57]1738.

[00:14:01]I'm like, what's up? Hello. Yeah, baby.

[00:14:05]I've been in the kitchen cooking by with my baby. Yeah, [ __ ] [ __ ] He's not dead. I'm about to nuke his ass on air. I'm about to nuke his [ __ ] ass, man. About to die.

[00:14:24]You better die.

[00:14:27]He died.

[00:14:29]No, he didn't. How the [ __ ] is he not dead?

[00:14:43]NAH, DUDE. I GOT TO LEAVE THIS [ __ ] You are not hitting that many head shots, dude.

[00:14:56]I killed something, bro.

[00:15:01]There he is.

[00:15:06]>> Yeah, bro. Can't. That guy's [ __ ] full raging, dude. That guy is full [ __ ] raging, dude. There's no way.

[00:15:13]That guy, dude. Dude, the [ __ ] 70 billion head shot you hit earlier was just shameless. I had a pretty chill time with the assessment until seven kills and then it all just went downhill terribly. I jinxed it of course by saying it's going swimmingly and we're having a great time. But no, now I'm just dying to [ __ ] subhumans, dude.

[00:15:31]Yes, that's mid. Average cashier looks better over here, man.

[00:16:17]Oh.

[00:16:18]WHAT THE [ __ ] BRO?

[00:16:22]>> OMG, BRO.

[00:16:24]>> BRO, what the [ __ ] bro? Seven, bro.

[00:16:28]What the [ __ ] man? Bro, what the [ __ ] bro? Literally dropping 50 sub on my streaming, bro. I will literally buy my own tuk tuk now. Let's see his reaction, chat. Let's see his reaction to this combat that we just experienced.

[00:16:46]What is he saying? Oh man, he had good ammo.

[00:16:51]Oh man, he's shaking. Oh, he's shaking.

[00:16:57]Oh, he's shaking. Bro, I was just egoing.

[00:17:08]>> And I go up the stairs.

[00:17:12]Look, look, look at it. Look at him panic here. [ __ ] bar account.

[00:17:20]Oh, movement, man. Let me literally double jumping.

[00:17:28]What the [ __ ] bro?

[00:17:37]I'm literally going to crash out. I can't be yelling. My head is hurting.

[00:17:41]Oh, heard it.

[00:17:43]Heard heard face cam. I forgot to turn on my face cam.

[00:17:54]Is that smoked fish? Is that you smoking fish? Viscorn.

[00:17:58]Bro got the Bro got the [ __ ] Bro got the blonde hair and the blue eyes, man.

[00:18:04]Dude, >> they were eating eel jelly, bro.

[00:18:17]The top of his head is peeking.

[00:18:22]What the [ __ ] How does that make sense?

[00:18:25]No, I can see his helmet. And I'm And he headsh shots me twice. WHAT?

[00:18:31]MY HELMET IS ZEROED. I'm leaving, bro. I don't care. That's I just don't understand how that's possible. My body just makes muscle by existing.

[00:18:43]Holy [ __ ] That was bad, bro. That tree. We're about to witness the most insane gun build in the history of gaming ever. I think Dude, look at this traffic, man. Like, what the [ __ ] bro?

[00:19:25]Look at this traffic. It's so goofy, bro. Bro's driving barefoot, man.

[00:19:34]What's he saying? So, let me translate really quickly, bro.

[00:19:41]He's actually talking about how his last portion of street food is making him have really bad diar.

[00:19:48][ __ ] man. Dude, I need help.

[00:20:02]Oh, that scav is [ __ ] paid by the low side, bro. I swear.

[00:20:18]I need one more kill, but that's chill.

[00:20:23]That's my task right there, gentlemen.

[00:20:32]Oh, he's raging.

[00:20:36]I had a chance to be fair. I missed it.

[00:20:38]I fumbled. I had a chance to kill him, but that guy's full raging.

[00:20:46]Single fire, of course.

[00:20:51]Yay.

[00:20:53]Let's go. Let's go.

[00:20:56]I'm just going to run this [ __ ] All right.

[00:20:59]Like a lad. I really can't wait to get that [ __ ] locked in, lad.

[00:21:06]So excited.

[00:21:08]That's why you're on the alton. Yes.

[00:21:10]People say it's a cope. You're you're bad at the game if you're on an alter or whatever. They can say whatever I want.

[00:21:14]Okay, I'm bad at the game, but I'm winning my fight, so I don't care.

[00:21:23]Assessment complete. Assessment bar. Do what was this one again? Sir, please do not redeeming it. Why did you redeem it?

[00:21:30][ __ ] idiot. Benshod bloody bastard.