Leviathan Has Nothing To Do With This Video

Added: 2026-05-25

[00:00:00]Do you know how badly the stocks are down right now?

[00:00:03]The poor before little linguini. Uh oh.

[00:00:05]>> [laughter] >> So they're so [ __ ] down, dude. You have no idea. It's not that bad.

[00:00:12]The my PC broke.

[00:00:15]Ultrakill price increased. My cats bonged. Oh. Yeah, Ultrakill's price got increased. I didn't know that. Yeah, it did. And they were like, "Hey guys, we haven't increased the price since like P2 came out. So we're going to increase the price." And I was like, "You know what? Fair enough." I I don't care. Cuz I've already bought the game. This is true.

[00:00:33]So if for whatever reason you're watching an Ultrakill video and you don't have Ultrakill, uh womp, it costs more now.

[00:00:41]Do you know how much? Nope. Okay.

[00:00:44]Cuz I don't care. Wow.

[00:00:47]>> bought the [ __ ] game already.

[00:00:49]Idiot.

[00:00:49]>> Wow.

[00:00:50]Hey friend, keep Yeah, thanks.

[00:00:53]Your PC broke, so now you're on mine.

[00:00:56]Yep, I am on like a Frankenstein machine of Lasagna's PC with my graphics card thrown in there and my SSD is thrown in there. Because I I have mentioned this before, my my tales of woe with my computer.

[00:01:10]Uh and they're like, "Oh, my PC just randomly crashes when I play specific games. It's really weird. I have no idea what causes it." And then someone said, "Hey, you should update your BIOS." I was like, "Oh, okay, cool. I'll do that." And it fixed it.

[00:01:21]For like 4 months.

[00:01:24]And then it started crashing again. And I was like, "Wow, I'm going to kill myself." So I've just said, "Fuck it.

[00:01:32]I'm getting a new computer."

[00:01:34]And then write writing it off. I Yeah.

[00:01:37]Yeah. I'm like, "Hey man, I need a new computer." And technically, as far as the government's concerned, this YouTube channel is called a business, which that that word is doing a lot of heavy lifting. That's doing a lot of heavy lifting. But if the government's watching this, it's a business. It is a business. It is technically.

[00:01:54]>> You are a business.

[00:01:56]>> I am and business. You are on the business. But anyway, um So I was like, okay, well I I need a new [ __ ] computer, right? But I don't have computer money lying around. I I am a university student, right? Mhm. I I have like bills and and rent.

[00:02:12]>> And we are notoriously notoriously broke.

[00:02:16]Yeah. Yeah. As university students.

[00:02:18]Yeah. Yeah. What do you What do you mean yeah? I was like, wait a minute. Are we like notoriously? When you When you hear university students, they're like, ah, they're broke.

[00:02:27]>> That's true. Yeah. I was I I thought you were like, oh yeah, we specifically are notoriously broke. I was like, are we?

[00:02:33]No, not us specifically, but like >> University students in general, yes.

[00:02:37]>> Yeah, no, it's um it's interesting.

[00:02:39]So I was like, okay, uh I need a new computer. And I was like, wait a minute.

[00:02:44]I can back stride off my computer. Oh my And then I don't have to pay it money.

[00:02:50]Well, I do. It's weird. But it's like kind It's like kind of free.

[00:02:54]But not really. It's like It's It's like in the most literal way of things, it's goal math.

[00:02:59]It It's goal math. Why are we going American?

[00:03:03]Because that's what it's called. Is it You know You never heard the phrase goal math before?

[00:03:06]>> heard of goal math, but I I just like goal maths. No, but like like the phrase is goal math. I know, but like I But the point is it's like, okay, so the computer costs me however much money.

[00:03:17]But it will deduct that much money from the bill I get at the end of the year.

[00:03:21]So it actually costs nothing.

[00:03:25]Yep.

[00:03:26]Yeah. Yep.

[00:03:28]So anyway, uh uh I I I Yep. My tales of woe and misery should hopefully be over because if this new computer is immediately broken, well, it has to be whatever's the [ __ ] on my SSD.

[00:03:40]And that would kind of suck.

[00:03:42]Yeah. That was fun.

[00:03:45]Oh, I forgot the first skull.

[00:03:47]I just like forgot it. Lol. Yeah. That's I'm I'm a bit silly sometimes.

[00:03:53]Sometimes I'm a little bit I'm a silly guy sometimes. Sometimes Wait, I didn't forget the first goal. Am I just stupid?

[00:04:01]Oh, I am like really dumb.

[00:04:04]I forgot to put it down.

[00:04:08]That's what I did.

[00:04:10]Like Fully muscle memory betrayal.

[00:04:13]Your muscle memory betraying you?

[00:04:16]Where is that rocket going?

[00:04:20]Yeah, I did not win today.

[00:04:24]Hey guys, I got to fight the insurrectionist like the first time ever. No one ever fights this guy because you will just kill him immediately. Cuz why the [ __ ] would you fight this guy, man?

[00:04:32]Oh, good double your cannon. Why are you fighting?

[00:04:35]Normally you would obliterate him immediately. Oh.

[00:04:40]But I can't do that because I'm stupid.

[00:04:44]So, anyway.

[00:04:46]So, anyway.

[00:04:48]This is enough of battling we need help.

[00:04:50]>> Hello, what misery and woe. Okay. And and and we're playing Ultra Kill today. Yeah. Right, it's it's I don't do it normally.

[00:04:59]You don't play Ultra Kill normally?

[00:05:01]>> No.

[00:05:03]What's that?

[00:05:04]You don't play it in a normal way or you don't usually?

[00:05:08]You're so autistic, do you know that?

[00:05:09]>> Shut up.

[00:05:10]Yeah.

[00:05:11]Can I can I get it in the comments that people are telling Lasagna that she's autistic?

[00:05:15]>> No. You guys are also autistic. Then Wow, calling all of my viewers autistic, that's crazy.

[00:05:22]I can't believe you'd do this. Can we get everyone slamming Lasagna? That's You know what?

[00:05:26]>> [laughter] >> That's not even worth doing because everyone's going to be like, "No, we stand with Lasagna. [ __ ] you, Ling Ling." And I'm like, "All right, cool."

[00:05:31]Yeah, you are autistic.

[00:05:33]Okay, that's true. [ __ ] That's okay.

[00:05:38]I get it. I've been reduced to a pawn in my own channel. What? Yeah. A what?

[00:05:43]>> Pawn.

[00:05:45]What?

[00:05:45]>> like the chess piece?

[00:05:47]Oh.

[00:05:47]>> Hang on.

[00:05:50]The enemy music turned off.

[00:05:51]I could hear him.

[00:05:53]What do you think I was saying, hm?

[00:05:56]Yeah, get your mind out the gutter.

[00:05:58]My hearing ain't good. Get your mind out the gutter.

[00:06:00]>> My hearing is not good.

[00:06:01]>> There are young people watching this video, which they really shouldn't be.

[00:06:05]If you're under the age of like 16, what do you I keep watching the video cuz I like ad revenue, but you shouldn't be watching the video. Your parents should not let you watch this video.

[00:06:14]As my parent My parent when I was younger, you know, and I was watching YouTube on on the TV cuz I didn't have a phone or a computer at the time, my parents were like, "Hey, is that a swear word? You can't watch that. Turn it off." I was like, "But I want to watch this guy play Minecraft. He just says [ __ ] a couple times." And they're like, "No.

[00:06:28]Can't watch that." Like, "Fuck."

[00:06:32]I didn't do that. I was 11. I didn't know what that word meant. 11? Yeah.

[00:06:36]This was like a whole ages ago. What?

[00:06:38]Yeah. I knew what [ __ ] meant when I was 11. I I didn't. I knew it was a bad word. I didn't know what it meant.

[00:06:43]>> Wow.

[00:06:45]Uh-huh.

[00:06:46]I I I just knew it was a thing people said. Yeah.

[00:06:49]I didn't know what it meant.

[00:06:52]Uh. Now I am an educated adult.

[00:06:54]What does it mean?

[00:06:56]To fornicate.

[00:06:59]What?

[00:07:01]Why why why does that make you funny?

[00:07:02]Why why do you think that's funny, huh?

[00:07:04]What's funny about this? I don't find it very funny.

[00:07:07]>> This.

[00:07:08]I like that knuckle buster punch. I like that. That's cool. There's so many like different ways to to say what it meant and and you and you and you chose the most cool one. Yeah, that's what it means.

[00:07:19]>> [laughter] >> That's what it means. I know like there's other words like sex.

[00:07:26]Yeah. Okay.

[00:07:28]Okay.

[00:07:30]I'm not incorrect.

[00:07:31]>> Okay, my bad. You should have used to copulate, actually.

[00:07:34]>> Yeah, there you go. That That is a That is a correct wording. That is correct terminology.

[00:07:39]Yeah. Okay.

[00:07:41]I You cannot be You would get an A+ on your exam for this.

[00:07:45]>> for Uh honestly, the way I congratulations you passed the exam.

[00:07:50]No.

[00:07:51]>> Hey gang, we're getting in here. Can we Like some exams that I see nowadays, ooh ooh we can't be this dumb.

[00:07:57]>> Uh if you go back to the exams that we took and you look at like like like the base tier of them, oh my god. No, but some of them are like define like a triangle. Like what? You have to find a triangle.

[00:08:12]Okay, I'm not specific there. I'm not specific there.

[00:08:16]>> What kind of triangle are we talking about? Are you talking about define an isosceles triangle? Go on. Why? Yeah, go go on. Define it. No, come on. What what two what is it? It's not vertices, is it?

[00:08:25]No. No, it's not.

[00:08:27]Is it it's two of the sides the same length? That's true. Yeah. That's true.

[00:08:31]>> my isosceles.

[00:08:32]I know my isosceles when I see one.

[00:08:37]What's scalene?

[00:08:39]Yeah. Scalene, yeah. Isn't that where one of the angles No. Oh, that's obtuse.

[00:08:46]That's just not obtuse. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:48]Exactly, see? I guess I think you'd fail GCSE math.

[00:08:51]>> [laughter] >> I haven't had to think about GCSE math.

[00:08:53]Comment down below if you're taking GCSE math right [ __ ] now because Lasagne would fail it. So, you can you can rest assured that you would do better in GCSE math than Lasagne you probably [ __ ] would.

[00:09:04]You wouldn't do better than me, though.

[00:09:06]Do you do triangles that much?

[00:09:10]No. Okay, cool.

[00:09:12]Just because like what is it? I know that it's like oh, the reason why we learn so much about triangles is it's the strongest shape. Like would you ever have to think about that in your course?

[00:09:21]>> No, I don't I don't do engineering.

[00:09:23]Oh, it's only engineering.

[00:09:26]I >> [laughter] >> Yeah, sure.

[00:09:30]Anyway, rest assured viewer you would do better in your GCSE math exam than Lasagne would if she took it right now, but not me. You get mugged by me. You you're constantly doing maths so I >> Unless if you're one of those kids who freakishly get 100% in that thing. Like yeah, GG. I don't think I get 100%. I'm going to be so real.

[00:09:46][ __ ] knows if I know my circle theorems.

[00:09:47]I've not a clue. Never have I ever even heard of a circle theorem once ever being used ever outside of GCSEs. So if you're doing GCSEs right now and you're like, "What the [ __ ] is a circle theorem?" Don't worry. I don't know. No one knows.

[00:10:00]What is a circle theorem? It's something about a circle and theorizing. Is that not what like arcs and the chords I think so. But like I I don't [ __ ] know. You don't You don't know. No. You just don't You don't know.

[00:10:13]>> No, it's not useful.

[00:10:16]It's not useful ever.

[00:10:17]>> I'm trying to think of like a a like a a place you'd use it.

[00:10:21]Yeah, exactly. You can't.

[00:10:25]Ooh, hello friends.

[00:10:27]I don't What? I mean like if you're like working with like really circular like buildings maybe.

[00:10:35]The tangent of my building is tangenting. I mean like you know, architecture you need to think about like shapes and [ __ ] I don't do architecture. I know, but like if you did >> But don't. What do you mean don't?

[00:10:47]>> Don't be an architect.

[00:10:48]>> Okay, my bad. Like we'll we'll just have everything just like like Nintendo builds it. Everything is just a cube.

[00:10:54]>> Yep.

[00:10:54]Right.

[00:10:55]>> That works.

[00:10:56]I Mhm.

[00:10:57]Hi friends.

[00:10:59]You're in me. Get out of me. That's I didn't consent to that.

[00:11:02]I didn't change my rocket launcher either. The game just did that. I didn't know. The game just did that.

[00:11:07]>> I okay. What? I don't know. Don't worry.

[00:11:10]You saw. I didn't touch my my my my mouse.

[00:11:12]I'm not looking at your hands when you What are you looking at then? Huh? What are you looking at then?

[00:11:17]>> The screen. Okay. I don't believe that.

[00:11:19]>> You don't Okay, what do you think I'm looking at?

[00:11:21]>> That guy just started float whatever.

[00:11:23]What do you think I'm looking at, huh?

[00:11:24]Me, probably.

[00:11:25]>> No.

[00:11:27]Aha.

[00:11:28]What do you mean aha? You've been called out. What do you mean I've been called out? You've been called out.

[00:11:32]>> How? I just called you out.

[00:11:34]>> I I look at the screen. You're just wrong. Nope. Yeah. Nope. Yeah.

[00:11:40]Nope. Yeah.

[00:11:42]Comment down below if you think this is actually true.

[00:11:45]I want like the first time I've said comment down below for something. If I If you If I see someone leave a comment and it doesn't answer all four of the questions I have asked you to answer, you are like you're not a true fan. Look look look look Linguini is asking you to say so much [ __ ] about me.

[00:12:00]>> Yep.

[00:12:00]>> Who do you think's the problem in this relationship? Come on.

[00:12:05]That's wrong.

[00:12:10]What's wrong?

[00:12:11]>> [laughter] >> The heart is so quick.

[00:12:15]I'm locked in with that, so I'm I'm locked in with my I'm going to That was I can't say that. YouTube's probably going to kill me if I say that.

[00:12:23]I'll tell you later. But I have a feeling that YouTube wouldn't like me to say that out loud. Even though it's like it's a joke, but I don't think they'd get that. I don't think they'd appreciate it. No. There is a lot worse things you could say.

[00:12:33]>> There's I probably have said worse. I'm going to be so real.

[00:12:35]>> Yeah, but now you're like PG, so it's okay. True. Family-friendly PG clean.

[00:12:40]Christian Minecraft server.

[00:12:42]It's like that It's like the Family-friendly PG clean. That's what it is.

[00:12:47]Full knowledge. Okay.

[00:12:49]You truly You You just don't know at all. I I see.

[00:12:52]Yeah, I wasn't asked as a child, you know. That's fair. Yeah. Real ones know Real ones remember Family-friendly PG clean.

[00:13:00]Simpler times.

[00:13:03]What?

[00:13:04]I mean, if there was a need for Family-friendly PG clean, um I don't know if that was simpler.

[00:13:11]It was the adpocalypse, so it really wasn't simpler times, man. If I was doing YouTube 10 years ago, I'd probably want to kill myself. Nothing I do would get monetized.

[00:13:19]I would be like so unbelievably demonetized if I was on YouTube 10 years ago. I'm surprised I'm not now.

[00:13:26]You know You know what? Like whatever YouTube's like like they're moaning like oh I can't say this I'll get demonetized. No, they won't. They're lying. The amount of [ __ ] that I say and I have like been demonetized like twice.

[00:13:35]And like usually I just like appeal it and they're like oh okay cool. Here's your money.

[00:13:40]Well, you just don't get demonetized on this platform anyway. It doesn't happen. If you get demonetized you have [ __ ] up.

[00:13:45]So, just don't do that. It's what people get demonetized for like the most stupid [ __ ] though.

[00:13:51]Hey man, from my experience you just don't. No, it's like it's like something dumb with like copyright where it's like actually dumb music. It's like no, it's been copyrighted.

[00:13:59]>> different. Yeah. I don't mean like like people saying like oh I can't swear in my videos or I can't say like I can't say death or kill. It's like yes, you [ __ ] can. The game I'm playing is called UltraKill.

[00:14:10]Are you stupid? Probably actually, yeah.

[00:14:13]I don't know man. I It's just It's just people YouTube just might be really selective.

[00:14:18]I think it's it's more like people are like massively overcompensating for like the ad block. Like people who make videos now This is my little game my my little conspiracy theory. People who make videos today are like the kind of people who grew up watching videos from about 10 years ago, you know, people like me. And that was like peak apocalypse times.

[00:14:36]So, the So, like like they're like oh I need to be like super careful about what I say on YouTube I'm going to get demonetized.

[00:14:41]You don't.

[00:14:42]Like like they don't It's you know, it's been 10 10 years. You can say whatever the [ __ ] you want now. Like they don't they don't care.

[00:14:48]Right? As long as you don't like say something like unbelievably outrageous like you'll be fine.

[00:14:54]But, I don't think people like they don't try that cuz they're like well, why would I try? I'll just play it safe and guarantee I get the money. And then they like massively over censor themselves and then you hear someone say game end on ironically instead of kill and you're like wow, you should kill yourself.

[00:15:07]>> Game end. Full knowledge.

[00:15:10]Comes from Oh, this is It's going to show my [ __ ] like how long I've been on this platform. Uh or like like how how how much I've used it in like the last 10 years or so. It comes from a Fortnite like machinima, which if you don't know what a machinima is, oh boy. And and >> god, I forgot that existed.

[00:15:29]>> Yeah, and they were and there was a Fortnite machinima, and they were talking about trying to kill a guy, and he said, "Fine, I'm going to game end him myself."

[00:15:35]>> [laughter] >> Oh, that's just as bad as unalive. It's worse, but it's so much funnier from like the context of where it comes from.

[00:15:45]>> Oh my god. It's so much worse, but it's so much funnier. So, then they're like like like like like you you hear someone use it like unironically, and I'm like, "Oh my lord." Pyrocynical used it unironically because he's a chud. What game end? Yeah, cuz I think he's like he's like the one who like popularized making fun of the term. Game end? Yeah, cuz he he like he would make a fun of the video.

[00:16:05]But he started using it like it's he's used it so much it's become like unironic now.

[00:16:11]And it's like, "Ah, shut up, you fat chud. Go back to looking at your furry inflation fetish art."

[00:16:17]Pyrocynical joke.

[00:16:19]You wouldn't get it.

[00:16:23]Uh Pyrocynical, he's a weird guy. Oh, you didn't really You could have stopped at furry.

[00:16:29]Yeah, but like it's funny to keep the bit going.

[00:16:32]It's always chat me It's always chat me It's one of my favorite by the way. It's like every time he gets a donation, it's like, "You're fat. You like fat people."

[00:16:37]It's like, "Okay."

[00:16:39]W W W Pyrocynical fans.

[00:16:42]Not me. Oh, okay. I was about to ask you. No, he's kind of like that. He made cool videos like a few years ago when he was talking about like films and stuff.

[00:16:50]Like TV shows that he liked. I was like, "Oh, that's sick. That's really cool."

[00:16:52]Now he just talks about the same game just like re-po It's like, "Oh, the horror game where it's all the the head." And it's a 5-hour-long video talking about the horror game.

[00:17:00]Like, "Fuck.

[00:17:01]I don't care."

[00:17:02]>> Is this where you found Utopia? Yeah.

[00:17:04]Oh, cool. Which like Utopia's a really good show. You should watch Utopia, by the way, watching this video. There's There's multiple ones. There's like uh how many >> The English version that has two seasons, and it land on a giant cliffhanger, and everyone's like, "Oh, I'm going to fuck." It's really good.

[00:17:15]No.

[00:17:16]Like like it's Anyway, I I kind of forgot what this whole ramp was something about something something demonetization I don't know man I kind of forgot what I was going How do we even get to demonetization? I don't know. Can you believe I don't have ADHD?

[00:17:29]Yeah. I don't.

[00:17:30]>> No, you know what?

[00:17:31]>> by the way he [ __ ] landed on the corner so he's still active and all the drones just ran into him and died.

[00:17:36]Anyways you know what I'm going to find like ADHD.

[00:17:42]I don't like that like when I got my autism diagnosis like tested me for ADHD and they were like wow yeah you have like none.

[00:17:48]None of the signs. To be fair it would be better study but it's a what is it? I know that in the cases of women it can just affect their mind.

[00:17:58]Or it can just start later in life. Hey man I only got assessed like 2 years ago so Like I that's when I got my diagnosis like 2 years ago. 2 years ago? Literally before uni? Yes. Oh.

[00:18:11]Oh that is weird. What the [ __ ] >> Yeah I don't have any you might think from my videos I have the signs of ADHD like like no. Maybe it was like Do you remember what score?

[00:18:21]Like nothing. Nothing?

[00:18:22]>> Yeah. Really?

[00:18:23]>> Yes. Nothing?

[00:18:24]>> Yes.

[00:18:28]This just doesn't happen in psychology.

[00:18:30]The ADHD mind could never never comprehend of someone being a normal [ __ ] person.

[00:18:35]>> You're not normal you're you're weird in the sense that you're not like what is like autism and ADHD they come as a pair like like even if you don't like have all the symptoms to qualify to have like either autism or ADHD lot of people still have a lot of overlapping symptoms so it might be like double oil.

[00:18:54]I love that this is still in the game my favorite [ __ ] bug.

[00:18:58]What is it? So you might qualify in the DSM-5.

[00:19:02]That's great. You might qualify in the DSM-5 have autism but you might still have like I don't know four symptoms of ADHD but you don't qualify cuz you don't have six or something. That That you need.

[00:19:13]>> disqualified Like what is I'm just going to like I'm just going weird >> Oh, why not?

[00:19:18]Hey man.

[00:19:19]>> It's not It's not impossible but like man, that's crazy.

[00:19:22]I'm chilling.

[00:19:24]I mean Yeah, no yeah, it's Leviathan.

[00:19:28]Not what I was referencing but sure.

[00:19:30]>> Oh, okay.

[00:19:32]It's It's Oh. It's fine. You have ADHD.

[00:19:34]I got I understand.

[00:19:35]>> cold?

[00:19:36]>> Cuz it's cold in the It's like It's It's like midnight right now because we've got to record a video. So it's cold in the Would you build Anyway.

[00:19:42]I think you're just a cold You have so Oh my god, you're so autistic.

[00:19:46]>> [laughter] >> I would never be me, by the way. Hi friend. You would never be me. Oh.

[00:19:53]I wouldn't be autistic personally. I'd just say no.

[00:19:57]The doctor gives you a diagnosis, you're autistic. I'm like, nah, I think I'm I'm good, actually.

[00:20:01]Then you want to kill yourself.

[00:20:04]For different reasons.

[00:20:06]Are you Like my PC exploding. That was Yeah. I was about to say like you did think about doing that today, didn't you? No, [ __ ] I'm joking.

[00:20:14]What?

[00:20:15]I'm surprised that my [ __ ] channel hasn't been taken down times and I'm going to kill myself. Yeah. I should really stop saying that but you know, whatever. It's going to like come like it's going to be like a It's going to be like an info card at the bottom being like you should seek We tried getting the [ __ ] sewers. You know how YouTube like if a video is like mentioning stuff like like like suicide or self-harm.

[00:20:38]>> Yeah, yeah.

[00:20:38]>> It puts like the thing like like the suicide hotline under the video. What if I just tried getting that underneath one of my videos?

[00:20:43]>> try. The try would be crazy. But what if one day I end up just getting it? That would be Like like just by accident. And it just shows up like why like what huh?

[00:20:54]Oh no.

[00:20:55]>> [laughter] >> I was like, hmm.

[00:20:57]It's like when I tried to get hit line underneath like the YouTube like people mentioned video and it was like Yeah, it was really easy. I did it was like I did it first try. Wow.

[00:21:06]It It was not that hard.

[00:21:08]I'm if get Beast only exists in I He was in the same one. He was? There was There was Mr. Beast and Hitler in the same video. Maybe they're going to be in this video now cuz I mentioned them once. Who [ __ ] knows? That mentioned like people mentioned thing is like really weird. Sometimes you mention someone once and they show up. Sometimes you'll mention them for the entire video and they'll never show up. It's real strange.

[00:21:23]>> What did What I'm trying to remember his name.

[00:21:26]It was like the the like like like McBaldi or some [ __ ] Bald [ __ ] Martin.

[00:21:32]>> Yes. McBaldi. I don't know.

[00:21:35]McBaldi.

[00:21:37]I just remember something bald.

[00:21:40]Bald Martin is like mad bone knowledge.

[00:21:44]No. I know I always knew about Bald Martin. Bald Uh good double your shots on that aim. Let's go to aim.

[00:21:49]You're You're always so good at aiming.

[00:21:51]I suck at aiming. Yeah, I know.

[00:21:52]>> I I'm genuinely like dog [ __ ] at aiming.

[00:21:54]>> I I know.

[00:21:57]No, no. It's like like like It's just in general. I I just suck at aiming.

[00:22:01]Why use coins?

[00:22:03]Interesting.

[00:22:05]Why are you still alive?

[00:22:08]You You suck at aiming. That's why.

[00:22:11]What was that?

[00:22:12]Someone's still alive? Yeah, you suck at aiming. That's why. Oh, hi friend.

[00:22:17]No, I'm the best aimer. You're the best aimer. Yep. Statistically, you should be a better better aimer. I've never played like aim labs or aim training or anything like that because I'm not like I have better things to do with my time.

[00:22:29]I think I think there was like a study that like the aiming I don't know. I get that.

[00:22:36]I haven't looked into it myself, but I think I heard this.

[00:22:39]I don't know. But that might be a reason why sticky plastic or evolution Is that better at aiming? I mean, if you have your like your sting or bow and arrow and you're hunting, you get food, you live.

[00:22:52]>> Uh this has led to me aiming good in the video game Ultrakill. Yeah. In the year 2026.

[00:22:58]>> Yeah, your ancestors like good good you're making money. You're You're yourself good.

[00:23:01]>> My ancestors sat here watching over me like, "Man, I [ __ ] shot and killed a wild boar to like like feed my starving family." I'm like, "Yeah, I shot and killed a gay twink called Gabriel."

[00:23:11]>> [laughter] >> And [ __ ] what, [ __ ] Yeah, see see the the caveman mind couldn't dream.

[00:23:20]Couldn't dream of this. No. Why am I bouncing into the sky so much? Gabriel, can you like chill?

[00:23:25]Stop bouncing into the sky. Some sometimes I wonder like if you did bring like a caveman or Victorian child to like see this stuff. Like what happens if like it does that like like Lovecraftian thing? Like there was like this one dude that would just couldn't comprehend anything. [music] So like if he saw an elder chara, he'd be like he'd just like think that's a weird dog. And that's it. And then he he wouldn't go insane.

[00:23:50]Yep.

[00:23:52]I agree. I think this is my worst like ADHD moment today. Yep.