Ep. 44: Someone Ate Gabby's Food

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:07]Gabby?

[00:00:09]>> What?

[00:00:10]>> What did I say about leaving half-eaten food in the microwave?

[00:00:14]>> It's not mine.

[00:00:17]>> But it's It's not mine.

[00:00:19]I didn't order this.

[00:00:22]>> What is it?

[00:00:23]>> I think it's a I think it's a gordita from Taco Bell.

[00:00:35]>> [music] >> That is mine, now that I remember that.

[00:00:50]But who ate the other half?

[00:00:52]>> I I I didn't eat the other half.

[00:00:55]>> I haven't eaten it yet.

[00:00:57]I didn't even put it in there.

[00:00:59]>> Gabby, we're the only two who who live here.

[00:01:01]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:01:03]>> Wait, are you telling me the truth?

[00:01:05]>> Yes, I'm telling you the truth. What about >> You're telling me you didn't eat the other part of this.

[00:01:09]>> even put it on that plate. It was wrapped up in the fridge.

[00:01:13]Not not lying. So, basically, is this your way of saying that you want to eat my gordita?

[00:01:19]>> No, Gabby, I'm telling you the truth.

[00:01:21]>> Because you were just in the fridge, and then you just opened the microwave.

[00:01:24]>> I didn't eat it. You didn't eat it.

[00:01:28]That only means somebody else is here.

[00:01:34]Right now.

[00:01:37]>> Like who?

[00:01:37]>> I don't know.

[00:01:40]>> Where could they be?

[00:01:43]I mean, they would probably be by the gordita, and they're not. The only person close to it is you.

[00:01:50]>> Did you invite Donnie or something?

[00:01:54]>> No.

[00:01:56]It's not Wednesday.

[00:01:56]>> Shh.

[00:02:01]>> Do you hear that?

[00:02:05]Just come.

[00:02:06]Come on.

[00:02:06]>> I'm not >> Come on. I can't go by myself.

[00:02:09]>> going to be any help.

[00:02:10]>> Yes, you are. Just come.

[00:02:12]I just need like a body.

[00:02:13]>> Okay.

[00:02:13]>> Like a b- Like a shield. I just need like a shield.

[00:02:17]>> Take that pillow, not me, then.

[00:02:18]>> No, why can't you can hold the pillow.

[00:02:21]Put it in front of you. Come on.

[00:02:22]>> This is the worst idea.

[00:02:23]>> I need >> I have a hard time believing you didn't just eat my gordita and then lie about it.

[00:02:29]>> I didn't just eat your gordita and I'm not lying about it.

[00:02:31]>> Come on, go.

[00:02:33]>> You're supposed to go first.

[00:02:42]Behind the shower curtain?

[00:02:43]Shh.

[00:02:45]Shh.

[00:03:00]Hm. No one's there.

[00:03:02]>> We're good, I guess.

[00:03:03]>> Oh, all right.

[00:03:05]>> Hey, wait.

[00:03:05]>> What?

[00:03:06]>> Smile for me real quick.

[00:03:07]>> Why?

[00:03:09]>> Just do it.

[00:03:15]Wider.

[00:03:17]Oh, if you didn't eat you didn't eat my gordita.

[00:03:21]So, why is it uh in your teeth then?

[00:03:26]>> It's not.

[00:03:27]I wouldn't Gabby, you paid for the gordita. I wouldn't buy something you paid for. I think somebody else is in the house, but they they're not. So, I don't >> Hey, that's going to be 350. Just saying. Not Hey, say thanks for using me as a human shield um for the fake person that you made up because wanted to eat my gordita this morning.

[00:03:55]Hey. Hey. Also, thanks for yelling at me for no reason also. That was cool.

[00:04:02]Just going to sit back down now. I don't want to hear a thing out of you rest of the day.