THE CHOPPED AVENGERS | Flopcast ep.16

Added: 2026-05-09

[00:00:00]I'm smacking on my bobas.

[00:00:02]>> Yeah. And Amish is setting up his camera, guys.

[00:00:05]>> We have an Amish cam.

[00:00:07]>> Yeah.

[00:00:07]>> Oh my god. You're like Oscar. You're like just Trish. Oscar.

[00:00:10]>> You're literally like just Oscar. You're also kind of like Moses. I brought us boba. It's going to be a [ __ ] problem.

[00:00:16]>> Yeah. We're taking this ASMR thing seriously.

[00:00:18]>> Chewing on that boba.

[00:00:20]>> Chomping on some tapioca. Also, I'm so bad because I love to chomp. Like I love to smack. So like get me in an AMC recliner. I have the mic and I and I'm like >> in everyone's ear.

[00:00:31]>> I'm texting. I'm milk duds and I'm texting.

[00:00:33]>> I'm making everyone's problems. I'm smacking.

[00:00:37]>> Dude, I like I can't even fake a smile today. I'm so depressed.

[00:00:40]>> Oh, >> cuz it's sick season >> cuz I don't know if you y'all know this.

[00:00:44]It's the season of the sticks >> and I love Vermont.

[00:00:48]>> Like two days ago, Molly FaceTimes me.

[00:00:50]>> That's what it normally is.

[00:00:52]>> I'm I'm calling. Molly FaceTimes me and I'm literally midcry cuz I'm like listening to the new Noah Kahan album, The Great Divide. And I'm literally just sobbing in my kitchen listening cuz I'm like, "This is so beautiful. I'm so moved." And she calls me, I answer. I'm like, "Hey girl, sorry." And I was like just listening to like the new Noah album and you were like, "I have some bad news.

[00:01:12]>> I hate to tell you this."

[00:01:15]She goes, "I have Noah Kahan blocked on Spotify."

[00:01:18]>> Blocked on Spotify.

[00:01:20]Blocked is Blocked is hilarious >> because he would like come up on my um because I really like to listen to John Denver.

[00:01:28]>> Mhm.

[00:01:28]>> And I'm like Rocky Mountain, huh? Like you know um Almost Heaven, West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountain has >> the back. Here he goes.

[00:01:39]>> Yeah, here he goes. He's going to start acting all Hollywood. We got him a mic and a camera.

[00:01:43]>> But basically, I like to listen to my John Denver. I like to listen to my Glenn Campbell. um my Casey Musg Graves sometimes on that playlist that Spotify makes for me. Noah Khan, Noah Kahan.

[00:01:54]Yeah.

[00:01:54]>> He pops up and I'm like, "Don't ruin my vibe."

[00:01:57]>> No. And like, "Let me explain. Let me explain."

[00:01:59]>> They broke my heart. I literally gasped.

[00:02:01]>> I know. I was like, I feel so bad that I have to tell you this right now cuz I kind of have a thing where I think he's like a little Now, hold on.

[00:02:08]>> Mhm.

[00:02:10]>> I think he's a little cornball. Hold on.

[00:02:12]>> I'm holding.

[00:02:13]>> But I am going back to my BA meetings. my [ __ ] anonymous meeting >> and I'm trying to like things that are a little cornball even though I have a problem with it. Anya said that I have a problem with it cuz we were listening to the new Oliver Ardrigo song and you know and she's like um well this drop dead not the one from yesterday. Yeah.

[00:02:34]>> Um the one that's like tell the whole damn world about it like whatever. Like that kind of pissed me off and was like that's my favorite part of the song. She was like you just hate EVERYTHING REAL.

[00:02:42]YOU HATE EVERYTHING with feeling you.

[00:02:43]And I was like, "Yeah, but here's the thing, too. Like, I am the cornball police. We listen to Taylor Swift."

[00:02:49]>> Like, I'm so sorry. You can't go around cornball shaming when she wrote, "Hey kids, spelling is fun." And I feel like my whole thing cuz you're like, "He's kind of cornball."

[00:03:00]>> And I get it. Like I hate the music that's like, "Hey, >> ho, hey." Like the Lumers cuz it is corny. But I think like if you listen to Noah Han's like main songs, it is giving the people who are like, "Well, I don't like Taylor Swift cuz she writes like that." And it's like, "No, you have to like, >> do you know what I'm saying?" So, I sent you like my top three. And I was like, "Just start here.

[00:03:21]>> Try to get into like the stick season."

[00:03:23]>> I also feel like because I'm from New England, like he has a place in my heart cuz it's like I have to like Tom Brady.

[00:03:28]I have to like shitty Dunkin Ice Coffee and I have to like Noah Kahan. Like, >> and I unblocked him and y'all, he's lowkey cooking.

[00:03:35]>> He's cooking. I just don't like to listen to music that makes me feel anything cuz that way like I'm already dealing with enough emotions on my own.

[00:03:43]>> Yeah.

[00:03:43]>> I can't have someone else bring that up.

[00:03:45]>> I know. Cuz I really have been crying the past four days like >> of listening to this album has put me in like a deep dark depression.

[00:03:53]>> It's why I stopped listening to Mitzky.

[00:03:55]>> Oh, I can't. Yeah. No, I can't. There's a few artists.

[00:03:58]>> It's like Gracie Abrams tries to do it, but like she doesn't get there. Yeah, >> like I try to I'm like I try to embrace it. I'm like >> totally but the emotion window isn't there for >> but also I do think Noah Kahan because I was like checking his writer credits number one it's basically all him. Like if you go to the end of his songs it's really just him and he has a few with Aaron Destner >> and then I got to thinking I was like >> he's kind of like he's thought daughter.

[00:04:23]He's a little thought daughter like kind of like a Tay son.

[00:04:28]>> No, I'm following I'm chewing the boba and I'm following >> right? Are you getting there? I'm I'm really just trying to sell you on it.

[00:04:33]>> Yeah.

[00:04:35]>> I'm really just trying to sell you.

[00:04:36]>> No, I believe you.

[00:04:38]>> Okay. I think you just have to like sit in darkness, like read the lyrics, have the song up, and like it will evoke something.

[00:04:45]>> Today might be a good day for it.

[00:04:46]>> Yeah, cuz like it's cloudy as [ __ ] and kind of like dismal.

[00:04:49]>> Mhm.

[00:04:49]>> Mhm.

[00:04:50]>> Yeah.

[00:04:50]>> Today's the day.

[00:04:51]>> If you're going to do it, >> today's the day.

[00:04:54]>> And Paige is dressed like it's stick season and I'm dressed like an Adderall pill. You look like like a figure skater.

[00:05:00]>> Thank you.

[00:05:01]>> But in the back like ice princess.

[00:05:03]>> Y'all know what I'm going to say. Saloo.

[00:05:05]>> I basically my DMs are open.

[00:05:08]>> Yeah. You know where to find her.

[00:05:09]>> I'm not over it.

[00:05:10]>> I know. I am very Vermont today. I do look like I'd be selling maple syrup like at a farm stand >> and it's awesome. You look fierce.

[00:05:17]>> Thank you.

[00:05:18]>> Yes. Like the makeup and then like a jacket like that. I love that >> with my hair clips. I know. Something's kind of like it it's kind of like throwing the viewer off, but it's something.

[00:05:28]balancing out in a really nice way.

[00:05:30]>> It was more so cuz like I put on the shirt under and then like I looked in the mirror and I was like, "Okay, now we need something big."

[00:05:35]>> I was like, >> "Now let's cover up."

[00:05:36]>> Yeah. Yeah. Can't have the arms out.

[00:05:38]>> I did the same thing. And now it's like my shirt is kind of ruffling, but like whatever. Who even cares? I'm going down on my Ozic, my Zep Bound.

[00:05:46]>> I stopped it after Coachella.

[00:05:48]>> Oh my god.

[00:05:49]>> Well, like right before because I was like sometimes when I take it, I get wicked [ __ ] tired the next few days.

[00:05:54]Sorry for the audio listeners. from smacking on a tapioca pearl. I just swallowed like five hole right before Coachella I was like okay I'm not going to inject this week LA podcasts >> like I'm not going to inject my OMIC this week because I'm going to Coachella >> Mhm.

[00:06:10]>> and I don't want to be tired.

[00:06:11]>> And I don't want to be tired but I haven't taken it since. So it's been like 3 weeks off the zemp.

[00:06:17]>> How you feeling?

[00:06:18]>> [ __ ] amazing but I can't stop eating.

[00:06:20]>> Well, period.

[00:06:22]>> So it's like Oh, sorry.

[00:06:24]>> No, no. I was just taking a deep breath obviously like I'll always have something to say >> and like even if I don't I'll force something out.

[00:06:30]>> Exactly. I was about to be like and the reason why I'm doing basically Okay, so it's really expensive. I have a again I take it for my insulin issues. Like let's be real out there. Like y'all, it's a diabetes medication. It's also a weight loss medication. Um am I mad about the weight loss part? No.

[00:06:47]>> No. Added little bonus I guess.

[00:06:49]>> Exactly. But I recently got my blood work done and they were like, "Everything looks low-key good." Which is crazy considering I still have this [ __ ] skin rash that they thought was [ __ ] blood cancer. I still have this [ __ ] weird rash. I went to the allergist. So, we're testing for like another [ __ ] [ __ ] but whatever.

[00:07:06]She thinks it might just be stress.

[00:07:08]Whatever.

[00:07:09]>> Again, like from what? We don't know.

[00:07:11]>> I have nothing to do. I do nothing. I get boba and I go here.

[00:07:14]>> Yeah. Literally, I'm just fat and unemployed. like what? And um but basically I was like, "Okay, I think it's like time to like taper off my Z pound a little bit because I've been on it for a while. Like low key, I've been getting stomach problems. I kind of >> Do you [ __ ] your [ __ ] pants?"

[00:07:30]>> No, I stay [ __ ] my draws.

[00:07:35]>> Oh, >> GLP ones. Oh, you witnessed it one time.

[00:07:38]We got [ __ ] >> I was driving and all of a sudden my stomach sounded like boots in a dryer. I was like, "We got to go. I'm [ __ ] pedal to the metal like white knuckling my steering wheel. No, no, no. It comes on fast and it comes on fierce.

[00:07:52]>> Wa. No, I don't have that.

[00:07:53]>> Wait. Okay, sorry. Keep going.

[00:07:54]>> No. [ __ ] I'm sorry.

[00:07:56]>> I stay station like pissing out my ass.

[00:07:58]>> Oh my god.

[00:07:59]>> Yeah, >> that happened to me one time like after I was hung over or whatever. Like it was a really bad dark day like 3 years ago and I still think about it.

[00:08:08]>> Hangover shits and period shits and GLP1 shits.

[00:08:11]>> GLP1 [ __ ] >> It's crazy. But I'm I'm tapering down and I go to CVS and they give me this freaking new freaking pen called the quick pen. Okay.

[00:08:20]>> And then it doesn't come with a needle.

[00:08:23]>> Huh?

[00:08:23]>> You have to get the needle.

[00:08:25]>> You take like a shot.

[00:08:26]>> No, literally I was like, "What the [ __ ] am I supposed to do now?" You have to buy like replaceable needles cuz it's just one pen. You can have like four shots in it, whatever. And so like I had to buy like insulin needles and that took forever to get to me because Amazon was like why the [ __ ] are you buying these and so they were like it's under review and I'm like you can't just do that. You can't just say prime delivery and then it's under review. Yeah.

[00:08:48]>> So anyway, so I went a week without it and then I took 12.5 cuz the biggest is biggest. Um is 15 and then I don't know.

[00:08:57]I had a little bit of stomach problem I think cuz my digestion might be quickening, you know, cuz it slows it down. But other than that, feeling good.

[00:09:05]>> Well, like that's what's up. And honestly, I know everyone has like qualms and everyone's like, I'm born in the wrong generation. Like I wish I was born 30 years. I love being able to order [ __ ] needles off of uh Amazon.

[00:09:14]>> You kidding me? Exactly. It's like >> also crazy that they don't it doesn't come with a pen.

[00:09:20]>> Yeah. Like what the hell is that?

[00:09:22]>> Or that the pharmacist didn't tell me >> again. Am I supposed to like just unscrew the lid and take it like a shot?

[00:09:26]Like >> really? And I go to CVS cuz the next day and I'm like hey like I need these like do you have? They look at me like I'm a heroin addict.

[00:09:35]>> Yeah. Like can I buy um needles?

[00:09:37]>> And I was like no but like the replaceable tips. I'm like first of all what heroin addict has a pen that you can replace the heroin needle? Like come on. Obviously, it's for my medication that you gave ME YESTERDAY.

[00:09:48]>> WHAT?

[00:09:48]>> CHECK THE RECEIPT.

[00:09:49]>> LITERALLY. ALSO, LIKE, you should give needles to heroin addicts so they don't get HIV. You need clean needles.

[00:09:54]>> Mhm.

[00:09:54]>> Anyway, >> pass them out.

[00:09:55]>> They looked at me like I was crazy and then I said, "Can I use the bathroom?"

[00:09:57]Which I know was bad timing.

[00:10:01]>> Holy [ __ ] Oh my god. They had to like escort you there standing outside the door >> and then I took a [ __ ] in the bathroom.

[00:10:08]And so, I know they were like, "Why is it taking her so long? Does she overdose?"

[00:10:11]>> You're like, "Anyone got a spoon?" Like >> literally like it was a bad look on my end, but like just give me my [ __ ] needle. Like Jesus. Anyway, >> well, I'm sorry about your bowel [ __ ] movements.

[00:10:23]>> It's okay. Honestly, feeling pretty normal.

[00:10:26]>> Yeah, cuz mine it's like I'm either I'm like, "Sorry, guys. I'm either constipated as [ __ ] or I'm pissing my jaws."

[00:10:32]>> Yep. One or the other.

[00:10:34]>> Yeah. And it's And you never know.

[00:10:35]>> It's never healthy.

[00:10:36]>> You never know.

[00:10:37]>> Oh my god. That always like spooks me too at like first dates or like when you first start dating someone and they're like, "Okay, like let's go out like get dinner." I'm like, >> "But what are we talking about?" Cuz if it's anything like pasta, if it's anything like dairy oriented, like >> I can't do that.

[00:10:52]>> Even if it's like a salad, like that can also [ __ ] me up.

[00:10:55]>> Anything. It's unpredictable. It's honestly, it's in God's hands.

[00:10:59]>> Yeah. Like if it's too much fiber, like it might be bad.

[00:11:02]>> Yeah.

[00:11:03]>> But I'm kind of like, okay, let's all become fat. Like [ __ ] the government.

[00:11:07]Let's all be fat.

[00:11:08]>> Let's all be [ __ ] fat because why is Tate Mcgra popping out looking 5 lbs?

[00:11:12]>> Why? I saw the new Anne Hathaway movie.

[00:11:15]>> Devil Wears Prada. Oh, >> Mother Mary. Mother Mary. I'm seeing Devil's Prada tonight. Paige just saw it yesterday. But she looks skinny, >> emaciated.

[00:11:26]>> Emaciated. And my friend Iselle was talking. She was like, you can see that like it looks like her body wants to build muscle. Like I'm sure she's at the gym, but like it just can't. She's so thin. nothing. And like she's not eating any food.

[00:11:39]>> Obviously, no protein coming in.

[00:11:41]>> Exactly.

[00:11:41]>> Her body's clinging on to like any nutrients. It's like please like one calorie, one muscles, you know, like it ate all the fat.

[00:11:49]>> It's so crazy now, too, because everyone's a [ __ ] double zero. That's becoming like the new size six.

[00:11:53]>> And apparently, you're more likely to survive like a car crash or something if you are a little bit fatter.

[00:11:58]>> Oh, baby, we're good.

[00:12:01]>> I've always known that I'm living through that [ __ ] Like, I'm like I've never been worried. Cuz apparently you're more likely to live through a car crash if you're a little bit fatter and if you donate blood.

[00:12:11]>> Oh, and also if you're drunk. That's why whenever I make a shitty move on the highway, I like loosen.

[00:12:16]>> Yeah, I know. Immediately prepare for impact.

[00:12:18]>> I hear tires screeching. I go like this.

[00:12:23]>> I'm not even kidding. I do that in some people's car when they drive recklessly.

[00:12:27]>> Oh, immediately like give me a Xanax.

[00:12:30]I'm Zen.

[00:12:31]>> I like freak out.

[00:12:32]>> That's why crackheads survive everything. I know. He survived everything.

[00:12:36]>> They have nine lives, dude. Because they're always so chill, >> alive. Like that's like my brother, like my heroin addict brother, because it's like he's been put in like multiple situations where he should be dead, but I think his body's just so limp and chill that like nothing happened.

[00:12:50]>> Like my aunt's [ __ ] 60.

[00:12:52]>> She's been a drug addict since she was like 18, bro. How'd you do that?

[00:12:56]>> No way.

[00:12:57]>> I'm sitting here worried like I have blood cancer. I'm dying. Like oh my god.

[00:13:00]Mind you, like I don't even really drink. Like I don't even you know what I mean? Like I don't really do anything.

[00:13:06]>> Yeah, I know.

[00:13:07]>> Yeah.

[00:13:07]>> And I'm just always tense. I'm always on edge.

[00:13:09]>> Always.

[00:13:10]>> A paper cut can take me out.

[00:13:11]>> Yeah. Oh my god. I can start thinking about anything.

[00:13:14]>> These [ __ ] these zumped up girls.

[00:13:16]It's It actually is like making me sad and like I'm like I'm holding it down.

[00:13:20]I'm here to hold it down for the thick girls. Like >> everyone everyone's gaunt.

[00:13:24]>> Everyone's gaunt.

[00:13:25]>> Euphoria. Everyone like is real thin. 5 lb soaking wet.

[00:13:29]>> A 5 lb soaking wet. again. Girls have bones in places I didn't know you could have bones.

[00:13:34]>> Their bones are hollow like birds somehow.

[00:13:36]>> Like the Met Gala's tomorrow.

[00:13:38]>> Oh, >> well, apparently Lena Dunham's going, so I know that she'll be holding it down.

[00:13:44]>> That shit's about to be educational.

[00:13:46]>> Like I'm about to be studying studying like the anatomy >> anthropologic.

[00:13:50]Like >> holy [ __ ] >> Lena Dunham, thank you so much for your service.

[00:13:55]>> Seriously, >> like someone had to do it. Hats off.

[00:13:58]>> I'm reading belts off. belts off.

[00:14:02]>> Um I'm reading her book.

[00:14:04]>> How is it?

[00:14:04]>> Oh my god, girl. Recommend.

[00:14:06]>> I'm so excited.

[00:14:07]>> It's so good. But it also makes you feel like, wow, I can do anything cuz like she made a um she made a short film, >> Tiny Furniture, and then it like won the Sundance thing for Tiny for whatever.

[00:14:18]And then she like was flown out to LA and they were like, "We want to give you a TV show." And then that show was girls. And so I'm like, "Well, she did that at 23 and I'm 22 so I can still do it."

[00:14:26]>> That's how I feel about Lord making pure heroin. So I'm like, "What the [ __ ] do you mean?" Oh, she's 17.

[00:14:31]>> Oh my god, I feel like younger.

[00:14:32]>> Oh my god, I hate that. And I hate getting older cuz now it's like I am so envious of the youth. When I see a girl who's more or anyone who's more successful than me and they're like 18, I'M LIKE, "FUCK." LIKE, >> oh my god, I'm so [ __ ] chopped.

[00:14:46]>> This is like the first time in my life where I'm kind of experiencing that cuz now that I've graduated college, I'm like, "Oh my god." Like I'm not like an on anu like that.

[00:14:54]>> Yeah.

[00:14:54]>> Like I'm just like a person now. I'm just like a regular like person that's doing that stuff.

[00:14:58]>> And especially as a woman again, I'm 28.

[00:15:01]Put me out to pastor. Like my time's nigh.

[00:15:03]>> They don't want you What was it when you're like They only watch you when you're 17. Like >> Mhm.

[00:15:07]>> I know. And I'm totally going to be the older woman who's like looking at like my daughter. Just like younger girls being like, "Enjoy your time." I remember I'm going to be like the annoying aunt that's like I was young once and everyone's like, "Okay." And I was like, "No, I used to be so fun and beautiful and like dated people six months younger than me."

[00:15:24]>> Yeah. That's how I feel with you. I'm like, you're so young >> and you just got your new apartment.

[00:15:30]>> OH MY GOD.

[00:15:30]>> YES.

[00:15:32]>> Oh my god, that's huge, dude. Congrats.

[00:15:35]>> I literally am so scared.

[00:15:37]>> No, but like that feeling also I was saying to you, I feel like when you get a new apartment or like you level up in some way, it kind of like makes the rest of your life move with you. Do you know what I'm saying? It's like you take the leap and like everything else has to follow.

[00:15:52]>> Totally. Cuz I think like it's like saying like for 12 months I'm going to pay this amount of money. Like I'm going to have this amount of money to you on the first like for 12 months. Like >> and you're going to fit fo figure it the [ __ ] out.

[00:16:03]>> Yeah. And >> and you just have to like it makes you like it sounds so stupid like hustle mentality like red pill. It makes you it makes you hustle like >> Yeah. Because you're like [ __ ] rent's due on the first baby got pitfall.

[00:16:16]>> Yeah. I got to figure this the [ __ ] out.

[00:16:18]Like oh my god. I really do think and like also not to sound like Cornball McGee cuz you know >> I need more of it. I'm going to my meetings. Hi, I'm Molly and I'm a [ __ ] >> And yeah, I'm a [ __ ] too. And inside you there are two wolves. There's a [ __ ] [ __ ] and there's a [ __ ] cornball. And I think you got to balance them.

[00:16:34]>> Yeah, one of them is like >> it's supposed to be like positive and good or bad. Not two [ __ ] bad ones.

[00:16:43]>> In my head I was like cornball is bad and [ __ ] is good.

[00:16:47]>> Yeah. too. Like you can be either be [ __ ] cool in a [ __ ] >> Yeah, exactly.

[00:16:52]>> Or you can be a [ __ ] loser in a cornball.

[00:16:56]>> But oh my god, I think it's a balance.

[00:16:58]And I think lately I'm really like feeding into the cornball wolf.

[00:17:02]>> Honestly, I need to like she's been neglected.

[00:17:04]>> Freeing.

[00:17:05]>> She's ampic emaciated in the corner.

[00:17:07]>> And you know who's the happiest?

[00:17:09]Millennials who have the signs in the living room.

[00:17:12]>> True.

[00:17:12]>> Signs in their living room that it's like just take the chance to dance.

[00:17:16]>> True. Y'all are happy. They have like a big ass fork on the wall in the kitchen to show you that you eat there.

[00:17:23]>> Yeah.

[00:17:24]>> They listen to the lumers, though.

[00:17:25]>> They're listening to the lumers and they're having like a better life than me. And they're eating [ __ ] They love wine glasses and they love to eat [ __ ] out of wine glasses. True.

[00:17:33]>> And I think it makes them happy.

[00:17:35]>> I think it does too. And like they love Harry Potter. And it's like I like Harry Potter.

[00:17:39]>> That's what I'm saying. Like oh my god, to be cringe is to be free. It's so real.

[00:17:43]>> You're so right. And like y'all the cringe era.

[00:17:46]>> Yeah. Especially us who I feel like are so hyper analytical of ourselves where it's just like god forbid I look like corny or cringe at all. I'm I'm really exercising my right to be a [ __ ] cornball.

[00:17:56]>> And I feel like it shoots us in the foot.

[00:17:58]>> Like when we're like when we hold back like that, it's like no, I need to like >> get the ray done ass furniture from Marshalls.

[00:18:04]>> Do what you like.

[00:18:05]>> Yeah. But yeah. No, I I really do think like it will force you >> Mhm. to like work harder and just like start doing like I know I was saying like start your YouTube channel, start doing things and I think you're so like again critical of yourself or like hyper analytical cuz you're a [ __ ] Virgo.

[00:18:21]>> It's true.

[00:18:22]>> But I think it'll just like push you.

[00:18:24]>> Yeah.

[00:18:25]>> You know, it's like throwing the baby into the water and like it has to learn how to swim.

[00:18:28]>> I think you're so right cuz also like I've never not done it. Like I've never not like swam. Like I've never sunk >> sank swam sunk.

[00:18:36]>> I swim. I'm a swimmer.

[00:18:38]>> You're a [ __ ] swimmer. You're a mermaid. I'm a mermaid.

[00:18:40]>> Mhm. And you got the rainbow tail.

[00:18:42]>> Exactly. And all the powers.

[00:18:44]>> Uhhuh. And I believe in you. I really do.

[00:18:46]>> What's your mermaid color?

[00:18:48]>> Um rainbow tail. And I actually have every power that you have and more.

[00:18:52]>> Same. Cuz like I have like a rainbow tail, but it's also sort of pink. And um powers wise, I can also fly when I'm not a mermaid.

[00:19:03]>> Okay. So I can also fly and my tail's glittery.

[00:19:06]>> You guys are cheating, man. No, like that's just how that's actually how I would move at like four years old. I would be such a >> Yeah. No, I have that too.

[00:19:14]>> No, like I got the multiack.

[00:19:16]>> They would be like I could like swim at turbo speed. I'm like me too but faster.

[00:19:19]>> Me too, but jet jet speed.

[00:19:21]>> Yeah. Like >> what's your mermaid tail?

[00:19:25]>> I got a blue one. I got a I got a blue tail. And >> boy, >> uh duh. And then >> I don't know. I never I haven't played mermaid.

[00:19:34]>> You never thought about this. Okay, work on that. Get back to us. Should it be that hard? You just say I have all the powers and then you just >> That's [ __ ] boring, dude. You can't just take >> boring. I have all of the powers.

[00:19:45]>> I have literally everything that you have and better.

[00:19:47]>> I can make things ice.

[00:19:49]>> I can make >> What?

[00:19:51]>> As a mermaid, why would you want to freeze yourself? You're in the freeze.

[00:19:55]>> Yeah. Like >> into an iceberg.

[00:19:57]>> I'm overthinking this. This is too hard.

[00:19:59]>> Oh my god. With the makeup too, you are kind of getting like ice mermaid, >> right? I literally was going to check my notes to see like the topics I have for the week and my number my first one that I have written down talk about cornball maxing I literally wrote down how grateful I am to have you as my co-host >> I'm so serious Molly like I when we're like editing the episodes and like watching it through I'm like you are so [ __ ] funny like you are genuinely just like a ray of light I'm like here we go cornball maxing but like really I watch it back and I'm like you are so [ __ ] talented and you are a star sister and truly like oh my god I just love you and I think like every time I talk to you I'm just so happy.

[00:20:34]>> Well, Paige, I'm so grateful to know you and I'm so grateful like you've changed my life in so many beautiful ways.

[00:20:39]>> Oh, stop.

[00:20:40]>> It's true.

[00:20:41]>> Oh, stop.

[00:20:41]>> And like I can't really get into it because I don't really like to feel feelings like that, but I really love you and I really cherish you and value you as a friend and also as a co-host.

[00:20:49]>> I love you so [ __ ] much.

[00:20:51]>> Lol.

[00:20:52]>> No, lol down.

[00:20:54]>> I be ling down.

[00:20:55]>> So, I'm just practicing gratitude. Um, >> me next.

[00:21:00]>> Oh my god, I forgot you were there.

[00:21:03]>> Me next.

[00:21:05]>> Amish, I'm grateful that you sometimes laugh at my jokes.

[00:21:08]>> Yeah, you're like a great You're a great laugh track.

[00:21:11]>> True.

[00:21:11]>> Damn, that's like >> it's a nice thing to say. You know, >> it's double.

[00:21:15]>> Um, and on that note, Erica Kirk, >> I'm kind of giving that with like >> and then she like gulps really loud. She goes, >> it's so disgusting. I was doing my research on Erica Kirk for today and literally like my video in question my research video was a Candace Owens video and I was like y'all what are we doing?

[00:21:33]>> Well, yeah. How'd I get here?

[00:21:35]>> I was like [ __ ] Like >> I know for a second when she was like doing all this [ __ ] about Charlie Kirk, it had me for a second. I watched a few of her podcast episodes. I was like all right enough.

[00:21:43]>> You're right.

[00:21:45]>> Yeah, >> cuz why does she say it like that?

[00:21:48]>> Oh my god. What was Erica Kirk saying?

[00:21:50]She's like, "I wake up every day to headline lines about me murdering my husband and Candace Owens going on rants and people doing white face."

[00:22:01]And Candace Owens goes, "I never said you murdered your husband."

[00:22:05]>> Oh my god. And again, it's like white face. Oh my. You have lost it. You've lost your mind.

[00:22:11]>> Like where is Shondaanda Rimes when you need her? Because I'm sorry, this is just like Scandal.

[00:22:16]>> I've never seen like Olivia Pope, Carrie Washington. That's Candace Owens. Melly, I don't know the actress's name, but she's the first lady. That's Erica Kirk.

[00:22:24]The president, Fitzgerald Grant. Now, that is Charlie Kirk. Basically, Olivia Pope and the president, the reason why it's called Scandal is because they've been having an affair forever and like he she's also his main adviser and like Melly knows about it and so like it's literally scandal.

[00:22:40]>> It's literally scandal.

[00:22:41]>> He was her fits.

[00:22:42]>> Has anyone else ever made this analogy?

[00:22:45]Okay. I was like, >> like credit where credit is due. Like, >> no. No. Cuz I was going to say, Molly, you're really on to something and we need to clip this.

[00:22:50]>> No. Like, he was >> That's crazy. It probably is modeled after them, huh?

[00:22:55]>> Yeah. And I also think it was really [ __ ] up that Scandal came out when it did. Listen, I love Scandal. I think it's amazing, but I honestly don't think that Candace Owens would be Candace Owens without it because it came out like around the time like she started getting into politics and started befriending Charlie Kirk. And like in the in Scandal, like the president is a Republican.

[00:23:12]>> Uhhuh.

[00:23:13]>> I don't know why they did that. Like they made him like a cool Republican.

[00:23:16]Like >> Oh, so he's not hated.

[00:23:17]>> No, like he's not like a Republican like Donald Trump's a Republican. He's like how I think we used to think Republicans were. If that makes >> you You were 10 minutes late.

[00:23:26]>> I know. I couldn't find it.

[00:23:28]>> I'm like, "Bro, pull up Scandal." Like, >> I'm so far behind.

[00:23:33]>> He's pulling up like No Loah Hans album.

[00:23:35]Like we talked about that.

[00:23:37]>> Block an artist on Spotify.

[00:23:38]>> I'm flopping this [ __ ] back.

[00:23:40]>> Yeah, you are.

[00:23:43]Whatever. Wait, that's actually kind of [ __ ] crazy.

[00:23:45]>> So, I think like it really impacted her, >> but now I'm seeing people taking side by sides of that Erica Kirk meme and now with like Drewuski and it is unanny so killer.

[00:23:56]>> She'll pull it up in 20 minutes.

[00:23:59]>> Yeah, I'm just I'll wait to their next segment. I'll figure it out. Wait.

[00:24:03]>> Okay. Okay. But yeah, and poor Drewuski, like she's suing Drewuski and it's like >> so funny. But also it's like he did it in such a way where Yeah. I mean, she can't really do anything. All he said was like I'm a white Republican woman.

[00:24:16]>> Exactly. Because there was also that other woman who was like that who's like a white Republican like politician and she kind of does that like she's KIND OF LIKE WHOA with the fire like pyrochnic like you know. So he really could say like wins. Yeah, he definitely will.

[00:24:31]It's a parody you know like if Nathan Fielder can get can get away with doing everything that he's ever done. Like Druski will be fine.

[00:24:40]>> Yeah, 100%.

[00:24:41]>> You know, >> did you watch Trish on hacks? Cuz you're a big hacks girl, right?

[00:24:45]>> Yeah. So, okay. So, basically, I don't even know how much I can share. It's like I'm like [ __ ] nothing. I'm literally like I don't even know what to say.

[00:24:57]Basically, okay, like to preface this like I know I'm a niche influencer. I don't hold that much sway. I'm understanding of all of this. Now, let me get into it.

[00:25:07]>> Sure.

[00:25:07]>> I had to stop watching Hacks around season 3.

[00:25:10]>> Okay.

[00:25:11]>> Because I met with this girl who was like, "Oh, um, well, one of the writers of Hack was like wanted to like bring you on as like a like a to make like a cameo or something, but like you were in New York." I don't know how true that is, but the minute she said that, my stomach went to my ass and I was like, >> "Right, you are who you think you are."

[00:25:30]>> So now what?

[00:25:30]>> You're that girl. But like something awesome could have happened and then it didn't. And so then I got a stomach ache and I wasn't able to see hacks for um a year and a half because I was like, >> you know what I mean?

[00:25:45]>> Thinking of what could have been.

[00:25:46]>> Yeah. I was literally like [ __ ] my gay chunkas life, bro. Like what did I just do? Like and I said to the girl the next time they asked lie. I'm here. I'm wherever they want me to be. I I'm based in London if they need me to literally.

[00:26:00]And um but I guess as a consolation prize, >> yeah, >> I got invited the hacks Instagram account DM'd me.

[00:26:09]>> Thank you.

[00:26:10]>> Clock that.

[00:26:10]>> Um so as >> what didn't make it to the show, but did make it to the Instagram account.

[00:26:16]>> That's good enough.

[00:26:17]>> I know. And so they're they invited me to a screening of the new season 5 episodes coming out on Monday at tomorrow.

[00:26:25]>> So the screen is tomorrow. So I'm bringing Anna cuz she really loves hacks. Um, I really love hacks. That's also the problem is that and so I've been like catching up for like a few days and I'm literally like laughing out loud like I'm like this is so [ __ ] funny. And then I'm like and then you remember and you're like >> I'm like literally like >> the Lana Del Rey meme where she's like accepting the award. She's smiling.

[00:26:45]She's like exactly it. I'm literally laughing. I'm like so funny. Jake Shane's there.

[00:26:51]>> Nothing's funny.

[00:26:53]>> Jake Shane's there.

[00:26:56]>> Okay.

[00:26:56]>> Yeah. Um, so you have like a little uh you have like a complicated relationship.

[00:27:00]>> I have a complicated relationship. Um, I also Oh my god, Hannah Einbinder. Like if you are ever free and available, like I'm very into you. You're beautiful.

[00:27:12]>> I don't I don't know who that is.

[00:27:14]>> Um, Ava from Hacks.

[00:27:15]>> Okay. So, I had never seen it. I've never seen a single episode, but the other day I was at Brook's house with Ty and she was like, "Wait, oh my god, Trisha's episode's out. Let's watch it."

[00:27:24]>> So, I'm getting to the episode later today. Oh my god. All to say, "Oh my gosh, she's everything to me."

[00:27:30]Obviously, she's [ __ ] everything to me. Um, but we were watching it together and she >> period.

[00:27:36]>> Thank you.

[00:27:37]>> My queen.

[00:27:37]>> Wait, she's gorge.

[00:27:38]>> Yeah. She usually wears suits in the show, so it's even better.

[00:27:42]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, but we were like all watching it together. Trisha absolutely killed it. And she has some scenes with Jordan Fman.

[00:27:50]>> Yeah.

[00:27:50]>> Jordan Firstman, get behind me.

[00:27:52]>> Oh, really? Cuz I was I was watching clips.

[00:27:54]>> Okay. Because here's I think he gets like a lot of [ __ ] hate. People think he's annoying. Whatever.

[00:28:00]>> I love him.

[00:28:01]>> I'm his number one >> offender. Like [ __ ] >> Oh, really?

[00:28:05]>> Well, low key because he said that thing about the heater rivalry boys and that's when I was like deep in my heater rivalry phase where he was like heated rivalry isn't a real representation of gay sex. A real representation of gay sex is me on I Love LA when we were both like I don't know dick and ass like and then I say that part >> but like that's so something I would say like on accident. No, but like obviously heated rivalry isn't a real average. Are you [ __ ] kidding me? Hockey players with 10 bodies. Like >> like talking about like they never said they were going to be the >> Okay, that's like saying, well, Bridgetgerton isn't like real straight sex. [ __ ] obviously, bro. Oh, like shades of gray. Like 50 Shades of Gray isn't real straight. Duh. I'm sorry.

[00:28:53]Duh. It's porn on my screen. Like, what are you talking about? Mind you, I it pissed me off so bad.

[00:29:00]>> Wait, I know. Apparently, I'm going to keep going. I didn't know this.

[00:29:02]>> Connor Story, Hudson Williams, get the [ __ ] behind me. Um, we're like, >> "Yeah, I know, right?" I'm like, "Behind you."

[00:29:08]>> Me and Jordan first were like, "We're dying."

[00:29:10]>> Especially because both of those shows are on HBO. And so, it's also like that's a bad look for your show.

[00:29:15]>> That was bad. I remember like the like the tension like they're trying to like do some like quick PR moves cuz he like [ __ ] on everyone >> and then they did some quick PR moves and they threw Hudson Williams in to like make drinks with the I love LA casts or some [ __ ] They're like we're friends and it's like >> that's hilarious.

[00:29:30]>> Jordan Fman like keep your mouth shut.

[00:29:32]Keep my keep my wife's name out your [ __ ] mouth.

[00:29:35]>> Okay. Okay. And you know what? I understand it. But honestly, he is >> honestly he's honestly kind of hilarious and like accidentally that's some [ __ ] I would say and get cancelceled for and everyone would like hate me for too.

[00:29:46]>> Do you know how much dopamine it just brought me to rant about that?

[00:29:49]>> That's what I'm saying. I'm like he's spreading joy.

[00:29:51]>> Exactly.

[00:29:51]>> Without even trying.

[00:29:52]>> Exactly.

[00:29:54]>> He's feeding the cornball wolf.

[00:29:56]>> My heart's lowkey warm. He's feeding the [ __ ] wolf.

[00:29:59]>> Yeah, but like I don't know. I was watching him in it and honestly I was cackling.

[00:30:03]>> Really?

[00:30:04]>> I was cackling. I think he's funny. I'm really excited.

[00:30:06]>> And also like I loved his character and I love LA too cuz everyone was like, "Oh my god, he's so annoying." Da da.

[00:30:11]>> He was real.

[00:30:11]>> He was real. It was the realest character there.

[00:30:15]>> Like him, true Whitaker's character.

[00:30:18]>> Mhm. I know 10 of them.

[00:30:20]>> Both of them.

[00:30:21]>> [ __ ] They all went to crossroads.

[00:30:23]>> Yeah.

[00:30:24]>> Yeah.

[00:30:25]>> Yeah. I've been with them like nights at tenants.

[00:30:27]>> Yeah. Nights at >> But I loved his character. I thought it was like so essential. It was so essential. I kind of like I don't know.

[00:30:33]I'm with him. I think that part >> I'm with him and I think the pendulum's going to swing and everyone's going to love him. Jordan Firstman, you just wait, baby. Your time is coming because that's how it always works. Everyone will hate you. You have the witch hunt out right now. Everyone has their pitchforks and torches. I promise. Give it a year. Everyone's going to be up your ass obsessed with you. I'm calling it now.

[00:30:49]>> They're all going to say that part.

[00:30:51]>> They're all going to go that part. Also, maybe it was something about like Trisha just being next to him where immediately it was like the halo effect.

[00:30:59]>> I like you more.

[00:30:59]>> Yeah. I was like, "Okay, perfect." Like, >> she looks so beautiful. And the two of them together, like it was really just it was great. It was [ __ ] great. Like just like girl and gay duo.

[00:31:09]>> Totally epitome.

[00:31:10]>> It's perfect.

[00:31:11]>> They were perfect.

[00:31:12]>> It really sucks how perfect like straight girl, gay boy. Like you really have found something beautiful with that relationship.

[00:31:18]>> Yeah. And I've known since kindergarten.

[00:31:20]It's always been that for me.

[00:31:22]>> I've known my place in this world and it is to be a hag.

[00:31:25]>> See, I just know that like I'm going to have a child who's the boy who's going to be like a queen.

[00:31:32]>> Mhm. Mh. And we're going to have problems.

[00:31:35]>> Yeah. Cuz you and the gays sometimes >> Sometimes we like fight.

[00:31:39]>> Yeah. Yeah. There's like >> me and also straight boys, we also like fight.

[00:31:42]>> Oh, well, yeah, for sure.

[00:31:43]>> I was at a party this weekend. Party.

[00:31:46]Um, whenever I say party, keep in mind it's like maybe 30 >> a gathering.

[00:31:50]>> Exactly. And this poor boy, he like sat next to me and Annabelle and Isabella and Anya and like God, we just lied to him.

[00:31:58]>> Oh, I love doing that though. Like just making [ __ ] up.

[00:32:00]>> It was amazing. Oh, it's my favorite.

[00:32:02]It's literally like my favorite hobby.

[00:32:03]>> Oh, poor Dylan. He was like, he was like, "Oh, where are you guys from?" I was like, "Midtown, New York. Midtown."

[00:32:10]I know. No one's from Midtown. I know but me. I'm from Times Square. He was like, "You're from Time Square." I said, "I love it.

[00:32:16]>> I love it there. I love it." He people hate Time Square. I was like, "I know."

[00:32:19]And they're all [ __ ] wrong.

[00:32:20]>> Yeah, I love it. I'm vouching.

[00:32:22]>> Why are you believing me?

[00:32:24]>> Hilarious.

[00:32:25]>> Annabelle starts calling me Jessica.

[00:32:26]>> Do you think we've ever been victims of that? But no, I think I think we're too ahead of that.

[00:32:29]>> I think he started to do it, too, cuz he was like, "Well, I'm from Kentucky. My family lives in Calabasas. I went to school in New York." I was like, "You're from Kentucky, but your family lives in Calvas. I'm confused."

[00:32:38]>> Oh, he whipped out the Uno reverse.

[00:32:39]>> No, literally, I think he did cuz then he was like, "And all my friends are lesbians and you, you and you, y'all are straight." And we were like, "True." And then we were like, "Annya's boyfriend Jackson is about to be here, but they have problems. Sometimes he yells at her. Our friend Jackson is like the sweetest person in the world and Anna's gay." And so it just like it wasn't true, but they were playing it so well.

[00:32:57]Jackson showed up and we didn't even tell Jackson. She's like, "Jackson, >> did he just kind of like morph into the bit?" So good.

[00:33:05]>> And then she was like, and then Jackson was like, "Oh, Annabelle, like, do you want a cigarette?" And Annabelle's like, "No, I'm okay." And goes, "Why'd you offer that to her?"

[00:33:13]>> And then Anna storms off. And then Jackson goes, "You always do this." AND STORMS UP AFTER HER. And the guy Dylan is like, "Are they okay?"

[00:33:21]>> You're like, "No, >> no, they always do this thing."

[00:33:25]>> Oh, it's so good.

[00:33:26]>> It was so good. so bad.

[00:33:27]>> Yes, >> I know. I love again playing pretend. I love to play pretend. I love to play in people's faces. Oh my god. It's my favorite [ __ ] thing.

[00:33:34]>> And then what the [ __ ] did that kid do?

[00:33:36]He goes, "I love you guys." And then we go, "Well, will you give us a ride to tennis? It's 10 minutes down the street."

[00:33:41]>> Sure.

[00:33:42]>> Perfect. Never going to see him again.

[00:33:44]>> Nope.

[00:33:44]>> When I was in college, we went to um PCB, like Panama something beach. Panama City Beach, Florida. The armpit of Florida.

[00:33:53]>> I'm familiar.

[00:33:54]>> The armpit of [ __ ] actually all of America.

[00:33:57]um for spring break and we were there and like this whole time I literally no insane disgusting. I probably have like 20 diseases from that. Not even kidding.

[00:34:05]Not even sexual transmitted. Like just staff infection.

[00:34:08]>> Yeah. Scurvy. Like I just have scurvy.

[00:34:11]>> Yeah.

[00:34:11]>> I'm not even kidding. I got into the public pool, my legs started sizzling like I was in a fryator. Like >> like the bubbles are coming up, you know? It's like how did that happen?

[00:34:18]>> But the whole time I was there, I just started like pretending I was from Australia. So the whole time I'm there, I'm just I'm talking to everyone. I can't even do the [ __ ] action, right?

[00:34:26]But everyone there believes them. Like, >> of course, >> I'm from down under. They're like, "Yeah, you are."

[00:34:29]>> They're like, "No."

[00:34:30]>> Yeah. They're like, "What's your favorite animal?" I'm like, "Uh, probably a kangaroo, mate." Like, >> they're like, "That makes sense. You're from down under."

[00:34:38]>> No, I Molly, I had this bit running for like 3 days with strangers and like we kept running into them. It wasn't even just like a one-off thing. Like, I kept this bit going and then finally someone clocked me on it. They're like, "Oh, what part are you from?" I was like, "Oh, the Gold Coast." Like, whatever.

[00:34:50]And then they were like, "Oh, do you watch this?" Like, blah blah blah. It's essentially like their Super Bowl. It's like this like rugby game. It's like the most like [ __ ] >> popular thing in Australia. I'm like, "What's that?" And they go, "You're from Australia. You should know that." I'm like, "Uh, I don't know what you're talking about." Like, >> uh, that's that's like a British accent.

[00:35:07]That's >> British. You were like, "No, it's actually crazy." You said that.

[00:35:10]>> I'm like, "So, I was actually never from Australia."

[00:35:13]>> Um, but they caught me up and then I was like a fraud and I was the Panama City Beach fraud.

[00:35:18]>> Oh my.

[00:35:20]>> They put your face up in the town square, >> right? like tar and feather.

[00:35:24]>> She is not Australian, y'all.

[00:35:27]>> Oh. Oh, and you know what? And you know what? Speaking of trips to Florida.

[00:35:32]>> Florida.

[00:35:33]>> One hell of a drug. I'm going to Miami tomorrow.

[00:35:37]>> She's going to Miami. I'm out here.

[00:35:39]Miami. Dr. Miami. Watch out. You're going to beat his ass.

[00:35:43]>> Yeah, Dr. Miami. I'm coming. Oh my god.

[00:35:45]When I see you.

[00:35:47]>> It's on site.

[00:35:48]>> No, I'm going to Miami. It's Ty's birthday. And here's the thing. It's like, Ty, I love you to death. That's why I'm going. You're my best friend in the [ __ ] world. And if it were anyone else, I would not be going. I just don't understand why it's always like, "Oh my god, it's my birthday. We have to go to Miami. Girls to Miami." Cheesecake Factory is open.

[00:36:02]>> Yep.

[00:36:03]>> Cheesecake Factory is open.

[00:36:04]>> Mama, let's go to Sky Zone.

[00:36:06]>> Like, Olive Garden is open. It's like, why is it now everyone's birthday, they're like, we have to go to Bermuda.

[00:36:13]>> Whatever happened to good old Dave and Busters?

[00:36:15]>> What happened to Dave and Busters? Can we please just like Oh my gosh. small little uh boa get a compa like every other influencer but no we're going to a weekl long trip to Miami >> and I am so I just have like Miami trauma like I've been a few times we kind of talked about it >> Miami is Las Vegas with a beach >> and are you going you're like going to South Beach >> yeah yeah we're like we're doing it and it's kind of one of those things where like Ty also just finished the 75 hard so he's ready to like [ __ ] floor it pedal to the metal like go crazy And I'm just like mentally preparing myself cuz also he's turning 25 which also is so funny cuz I feel like once after you turn 21 birthdays don't even [ __ ] matter. It's like why are we celebrating your 27th birthday and going to like Cabo? It's kind of like again Olive Garden.

[00:37:02]>> But he's turning 25 and he's gearing up and now I'm like holy [ __ ] I'm 28. I'm chopped.

[00:37:09]>> I can't keep up. Like one night's going to [ __ ] take me out. I have to be there for 5 days and I'm just not going to be able to I'm not going to be able to keep up.

[00:37:16]>> I can't.

[00:37:17]>> No. Like, so I'm like really just bracing myself.

[00:37:19]>> And you also like just did Coachella.

[00:37:21]>> That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. I'm like, and just I have like Miami trauma. I have Miami trauma. I've been a handful of times. Every time I go, I leave and I'm just like I need a month to recover from that.

[00:37:34]>> Never let me go back to this place.

[00:37:36]>> Mhm. See, I like to go to Miami because I think it's like if it's like if Porto was a city.

[00:37:43]>> Porto.

[00:37:43]>> Porto. Like the Cuban bakery in Los Angeles.

[00:37:47]>> Yes. They have >> so many Cuban Latin American bakeries in Miami. I eat it up so much. That's my favorite type of food. My first solid food that I ever ate was beans and rice.

[00:38:00]>> Seriously.

[00:38:00]>> Mente Latino. Like I love the food in Miami.

[00:38:07]>> Okay. You're spiritually Latino.

[00:38:08]>> The best food in my opinion.

[00:38:11]>> Okay. Well, I'm excited for that. I feel like every time I go to Miami, I've never freaking eaten anything.

[00:38:15]>> Oh, girl.

[00:38:16]>> Well, cuz it's like you got to go. I'll give you some recommendations.

[00:38:21]>> Things are going up my nose, not in my mouth. So, I'm like really haven't been uh >> not even hungry, just like stressed.

[00:38:28]>> No, like literally just [ __ ] tweaking.

[00:38:30]>> Speaking of p pastries, I like can't go a day without one.

[00:38:35]>> No, me too.

[00:38:36]>> No, like that's part of my diet. Like I was thinking about like oh my god, like my doctor would be really upset if she knew this.

[00:38:42]I have to have at least one pastry a day.

[00:38:45]>> Yeah. No, this morning I literally already had an almond croissant.

[00:38:48]>> Yeah.

[00:38:48]>> Already checked it off my list. Also, my nightly routine, and this is not even a [ __ ] exaggeration. Like, I'm not even being funny when I say this. At least maybe like two times a week, I'll get Chipotle and then I'll follow it up.

[00:38:59]Actually, the past three nights I've been eating a pint, a full pint of the Tonight Dough. I get into bed, I watch Girls on HBO, and I eat an entire [ __ ] pint of the Tonight Dough.

[00:39:09]Especially because I went to CVS the other day and they were running a deal.

[00:39:12]Three for the price of two.

[00:39:13]>> That sounds amazing.

[00:39:14]>> So, I had to grab three of the Tonight and I've just been [ __ ] smoking them.

[00:39:18]Clearing a pint easy.

[00:39:20]>> That sounds awesome. The Tonight, thank [ __ ] got what? Jimmy Fallon. You >> cooked.

[00:39:25]>> Shout out Jimmy Fallon and shout out Vermont because y'all made Bernie Sanders and the Tonight.

[00:39:30]>> Yes.

[00:39:30]>> And Noah got >> I'll get down with it.

[00:39:36]>> That's what I'm saying.

[00:39:36]>> I'll get down with it.

[00:39:37]>> Like the three of those. That's all I need. But yeah, that's like been like my nightly ritual. But it's like, holy [ __ ] pick up the GLP one, put the spoon down.

[00:39:44]>> No. Like, you can't make me spoon down.

[00:39:47]>> Spoon down. You can't make me.

[00:39:48]>> And it's like I'm not I'm not even satiated. Like I'll literally eat a full [ __ ] meal and then it's like I don't remember the last time, like you were saying, that I've gone a day without a sweet treat.

[00:39:57]>> Well, this is also something I think with the GLP1 like I think I've realized like it's not that it makes me feel satiated. I don't feel satiated. It just makes me feel disgusted.

[00:40:05]>> Yeah. Yeah. And it's like that's not what I'm looking for. I'm looking for like to feel full and content after a meal. And it's like either off of it I feel like I need to eat forever or on it I'm like this is disgusting and gross.

[00:40:17]And it's like either way I'm unhappy.

[00:40:19]>> Like you disgustingly or like >> Yeah. Like I'm like this is gross. Like this is disgusting. It's unappetizing.

[00:40:24]Like yesterday I was so hungry at the Grove. I'm drinking my banana latte from La La Land. My [ __ ] favorite. And I'm literally like I can't eat food right now. Like I'm so hungry. Nothing is appetizing. It's like that's not right.

[00:40:36]Like that's not healthy like for you with food. Like that's not like >> Yeah. No, >> that's not how you should be perceiving food.

[00:40:42]>> I'm such like a big bag. Like I genuinely love I get joy from eating.

[00:40:46]Like I love like I look forward to meals like they're planned. I'm like tonight I get to like go home and eat a pint in bed. Like that gets me excited not going to Miami.

[00:40:54]>> And it should. That's what should see I'm That's the reason why I'm always excited to go to Miami. I'm going to eat.

[00:41:00]>> Maybe if I started eating in Miami, I'd be excited to go.

[00:41:04]recommendation. Yes. I'm also like losing my mind cuz I'm trying to remember what I ate cuz I remember that I did eat something that I liked >> and I like can't remember it and it's like I'm lowkey losing my mind. I'm spending too much time on my phone. Like I'm like a droning out because not zoning out, I'm like a drone. Yeah.

[00:41:21]>> Like yesterday I was going to sleep and when I go to sleep I take my allergy meds because they make you a little drowsy, you know? So I'm like better to take it in the in the night.

[00:41:28]>> Um and in the morning I take my Prozac.

[00:41:30]I've done this for years. I take my Prozac at night.

[00:41:34]>> I I double dose on my Prozac.

[00:41:36]>> Absolutely.

[00:41:37]>> Feel great today.

[00:41:38]>> I'm sure.

[00:41:39]>> Uh yeah, like let's go. Let's go to the beach. I'll wear a bikini. You know, like I'm not nervous.

[00:41:46]>> Yeah. No, it didn't work that much. I thought about it today, actually. Um >> Oh, I'm stressed for Miami. I'm packing one. I'm packing one pieces.

[00:41:54]>> Take me t-shirt on.

[00:41:56]>> Uhhuh. Like Oh, I know. Just It's for the sun.

[00:41:58]>> Yeah.

[00:41:59]the three pints of Ben & Jerry's rattling around in my stomach.

[00:42:02]>> And I'm literally like I'm lowkey losing my mind. Like I told you on FaceTime like I almost put my like heat protectant my hairspray like on as deodorant cuz it just was in the spot where my deodorant normally is. I'm like what am I I'm losing my mind. I need to like get off the phone.

[00:42:16]>> No, I know. I'll be like looking for socks like going into like my sock drawer and I'm like rumaging through like my pantry. I'm like wait what am I doing? Like I'm so disoriented all the time. Like I'm I don't even know what the [ __ ] I'm doing and I am a screener.

[00:42:28]Like I'll be brushing my teeth. Why the [ __ ] am I going through reals while I brush my teeth? I'm losing it. Also, it's like I will literally I'll be scrolling on my phone. I'm like, "Okay, I should get off." I put my phone down.

[00:42:39]I look around to go, "Damn, this shit's kind of boring."

[00:42:42]>> I closed out Twitter and I'm like, "Okay, time to go onto my other app, Twitter."

[00:42:47]>> No, Molly. I've been scrolling through TikTok. I'm like, "Ah, I want to go to Tik Tok."

[00:42:53]>> Wait, girl, you're already there.

[00:42:54]Annabelle said something crazy to me yesterday. She go, "Oh, I forgot to brick my phone." Brick my phone? The hell does that mean? Let me tell you.

[00:43:01]Brick is something you pay for. It's a little tiny square cube and it's like kind of I don't I don't know fully how it works. I don't want to know fully how it works. It's none of my [ __ ] business, but it's an app where you like have to basically put it. Yeah. It's kind of like, you know, like when you tap to pay almost and you touch it and then it makes you like not be able to like go on Instagram until you like go back to the brick. Oh my god. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] That's like my >> What do you mean back to the brick?

[00:43:27]>> Like you have to like >> you like leave the brick in your room and then like you go out and then like if you're out like you can't go in until you go back to the brick.

[00:43:34]>> No no no >> that [ __ ] I'm not doing that no matter what. You could not pay me to brick.

[00:43:41]>> You couldn't pay me.

[00:43:42]>> And I get people who are like I'm doing it for LIKE MENTAL HEALTH AT ALL. [ __ ] no. [ __ ] no. I love to scroll. I love to scroll. And now especially too because we talk about pop culture. I've like I write it off. Yeah. It's work. work.

[00:43:55]It's my job. Yep.

[00:43:56]>> Anya will be like, "Oh, I Molly, like look at me when you talk." I'm like, "Girl, I cam on Twitter."

[00:44:01]>> Or no, I'm literally going, "No, no, I can hear you. I can hear you.

[00:44:04]>> Sorry I don't work that normal 9 to5."

[00:44:06]>> No, sorry. My job's a little unconventional.

[00:44:10]>> Mind you, I have no topics this week.

[00:44:12]>> Yeah. No, it's just brain rot [ __ ] And also, someone was like, "Can you think of one TikTok that you watched yesterday?"

[00:44:21]No. No. Molly, even this morning, think of one Tik Tok that you watched this morning. I can't. I genuinely can't.

[00:44:32]Oh, I know. I'm like starting to cry.

[00:44:36]>> Think of one Tik Tok you watch this.

[00:44:38]>> The only one I can think of is the one that I looked up about Erica Kirk. And like that doesn't count cuz that's not on the for you page.

[00:44:43]>> Yeah. No, the only one I can think of is Spirit Airlines shutting down because I looked that up this morning.

[00:44:47]>> Crazy. Wait, have you seen like the guy that like last night he posted a video about Spirit Airlines? He's trying to fund money to buy it to make it free for the public and it went they made $20 million in 24 hours.

[00:44:59]>> Where do I just last night? It's crazy.

[00:45:02]Let me pull this up.

[00:45:03]>> Wa. Actually, where do I donate? Because that also goes back to Miami. So many girls trips canled.

[00:45:08]>> So many girls. I was watching I was I was on Twitter. Yeah.

[00:45:10]>> And there were funny everyone was like me getting on my Spirit Airlines like flight right now. like what the pilot just lands the plane. Literally the pilot's like that's my time.

[00:45:20]>> They get off.

[00:45:22]>> Thank you. That's my time.

[00:45:23]>> Uh but Spirit Airlines also like is really important in the airline community and it is the reason why like flights are still semiafordable cuz like all of the other guys like they price it based on what everyone else is pricing it as. And so because Spirit Airlines is so low and like Spirit and Frontier and I don't even know if Frontier is still going like because those like cheap like Ryan Air whatever [ __ ] like are so low, it has to bring the other guys down. It has to bring American down. It has to bring everything down. And so it like is kind of like do you hear the people saying like kind of we the people sort of vibe like thank you Spirit Airlines. Like even if you don't fly it like it's still helping you get your flight cheaper. And now y'all not only are our groceries [ __ ] our flights are too.

[00:46:04]>> Everything's [ __ ] Everything's [ __ ] >> And I love Spirit Airlines. I fly them all the [ __ ] time.

[00:46:10]>> Yeah.

[00:46:11]>> So, yeah, this came out uh yesterday and in 24 hours. Let me just go to the actual website. It raised >> I don't like his face, but okay.

[00:46:21]>> Yeah.

[00:46:22]>> Where is it? $26 million >> in 24 hours. Like, he just started this yesterday.

[00:46:27]>> I'm like, does he have the account? He just like take pockets the money.

[00:46:30]>> I'm like, Amish DM it to ME >> IN LITERALLY 24. THIS IS 24 HOURS. OH, NO WAY.

[00:46:35]>> I saw this video get like 50,000 likes in like 20 minutes. It was crazy.

[00:46:39]>> We should really do that. Like that's great. That's also a big problem with again the airline community. There's low-key politics in the airline community because Spirit Airlines bring down brings down the price and then also, you know, when like you go to like LaGuardia or you go to LAX and it's like a sign that's like a permanent sign. It says like American Airlines and it's like at the gate like it has permanent gates. that also is driving our prices up because some of sometimes those gates aren't full and so like you have to so there's empty gates but like Spir Airlines or Southwest come in and like occupy that but they can't use it if it's like one of those permanent American airlines. So, like there's an airline I think like or like an airport in like Kentucky or something and like they um are making it so that everything is like a computer screen like on the thing so like it can go to anyone and so that will drive prices down >> but there's airline politics y'all like get in the know.

[00:47:31]>> The same thing with like and like all those other places. They pretty much pay for placements on tickets. Like you're bidding. So, like for Google flights and Expedia flights, you'll get different prices listed >> just because like they're bidding for the ad prices and sales. It's ridiculous. It's really bad.

[00:47:47]>> And if they know that Well, actually, now I know where to donate. Oh my god, I'm not even kidding.

[00:47:52]>> No, because also like if Google or whatever knows that you've looked up a flight a few days ago. Yes, this happened to me and Ty. We were looking at the same price the other day, Delta Airlines to fly to [ __ ] Miami. His was $100 more expensive than mine.

[00:48:04]>> That's That's insane. We're looking at the same flight. Same same exact [ __ ] flight. And his was like 450.

[00:48:11]>> He wants it more.

[00:48:12]>> They're like, "Oh, it's a Oh, you're the birthday."

[00:48:15]>> Yeah. Like, "Oh, you're the birthday."

[00:48:16]He does not want to go, but you were the birthday. Okay.

[00:48:18]>> Trying to entice me. They know how bad he wants it. [ __ ] supply and demand.

[00:48:22]>> Yes.

[00:48:23]>> Dude, this also happened to like me and Tana one time. We were looking at flights to go to Hawaii. Like her Makoa I was still working for at the time. And we were like looking at all these flight prices. We had different tabs open, same laptop, different different prices. Like buy I'm not kidding. It was like a 30 minute window. Prices were like one up for us because like we were just like loitering on the site >> looking and they insane.

[00:48:44]>> It's crazy.

[00:48:45]>> Save Spirit Airlines.

[00:48:47]>> Save Spirit Airlines.

[00:48:49]>> Southwest. We've already lost Southwest because Southwest is still going, but you know how Southwest you it was no assigned seating and it was um you got two free check bags. That's what got me to like to college in one piece. Two free check bags. The fact that my parents and I, we were like all able to get on a on a flight and I had them like they were coming for the weekend to move me in and they were able to take two suitcases full of my [ __ ] Like that really helped. Like I didn't have to ship anything. I like all of my clothes came in one like you know what I mean?

[00:49:19]>> And also it shouldn't charge you that much to put anything in into the [ __ ] belly of the >> mean an extra $50. Especially when you make me check my carry-on always at the gate. Uh, dude, dude, dude. Since when is that a [ __ ] thing? This happened to me. Um, after like I went through like my breakup last August. Me and the girls, me and like my old roommate, we were like, "Let's go to Paris. [ __ ] it."

[00:49:40]Like, "Let's get the [ __ ] out of the country."

[00:49:42]>> We were flying to Paris. Never in my entire life they go, "You have to weigh your carry-on."

[00:49:46]>> I said, "What? What? Weigh my carryon?"

[00:49:49]Cuz mind you, I'm rolling [ __ ] up. I'm shoving it in.

[00:49:51]>> Oh my god. I in that [ __ ] >> My carryon's probably 80 lbs. My carryon weighs more than my check bag. No, 100%.

[00:49:58]>> Exact. That's why you you have the carryon.

[00:50:00]>> They were like, "Weigh your carry-on." I said, "Excuse me." She was like, "Put it up on the thing." My carry-on was like 25 lb. She's like, "It can only be 15."

[00:50:08]I said, "So, how in the literal [ __ ] am I going to take out £10? Kill yourself."

[00:50:13]>> No, I had to check my carry-on for $120.

[00:50:16]I had to check my carryon for $120. I'm telling you, like y'all, big corporations are [ __ ] you. [ __ ] you >> sideways.

[00:50:28]>> Literally raw. Oh my god. I I It makes me so sad cuz Yeah, it's like Spirits Gone Frontier is next. We're doomed.

[00:50:35]We're literally [ __ ] doomed.

[00:50:36]>> If Virgin Airlines done.

[00:50:38]>> Oh my god.

[00:50:39]>> What's next? Alaska. Like >> literally like those are the ones that bring down the price. Now Southwest, you can only get one free checked bag if you have a Southwest credit card. Obviously I have a Southwest credit card. Should I have a Southwest credit card? No.

[00:50:50]Whatever. Obviously, I do. Anyway, and so like no assigned seating. That was also really big because that meant just like the earliest you sign in, the easier you get to like That's great.

[00:51:01]>> Why am I paying for the middle seat?

[00:51:03]>> No, it's so garbage. It's so garbage.

[00:51:06]And also, yeah, flight prices are already like astronomical because again, booked my one-way flight to Miami. $350 for a one-way. I literally was like screaming on the phone with Ty. I was like, "Dude, I'm not kidding. This used to be round trip >> one ticket >> round trip was 350. I remember there would be times that I was in Miami crashing out at like 4 in the morning and I was like I need to go home immediately. I'd book a flight for that the same morning 5 hours away and it'd be like $85.

[00:51:31]>> Did I remember the first time I was going to go home for Christmas? I waited too long >> and it would have been like $1,200 round trip >> because I waited way too long and close to Christmas.

[00:51:41]>> It's so absolutely [ __ ] absurd. It's so absurd.

[00:51:44]>> Ridiculous.

[00:51:45]>> Because now what? Okay, we can't travel.

[00:51:47]We can't buy groceries. We can't afford rent.

[00:51:50]What the [ __ ] is happening?

[00:51:52]>> You have to be a niche influencer in order to afford all of those things, y'all. And even then, >> and even then, >> I'm like >> And even then, I'm I'm like, >> I put my security deposit down. Like, I'm poor.

[00:52:04]>> Poor.

[00:52:06]>> Rest in peace, Spirit Airlines.

[00:52:07]>> Literally. Like, holy [ __ ] I hope this really wakes the people up.

[00:52:10]>> They got to raise almost two billion for this. So, like the likelihood of them be able to do it is crazy. two billion >> to be able to buy spirit. Yeah.

[00:52:17]>> They're not going to get that.

[00:52:18]>> Yeah. No, like that's actually insane.

[00:52:20]>> Like I actually like don't even I want to give my money, but also >> like it's kind of like a a lost cause.

[00:52:25]>> Now you're just getting >> it's a lost cause.

[00:52:27]>> Like [ __ ] And now what? Everyone's going to get a refund. Where's that that 27 million he's just pocketing? Like >> holy smokes.

[00:52:34]>> Well, he can't do that cuz he'd get into like a he'd probably go to jail.

[00:52:38]>> Yeah. Well, obviously Amish, it was a joke.

[00:52:43]He's like, "Well, actually, >> yeah, >> kill me, bro."

[00:52:48]>> It's so the thing where guys like don't think women can make a joke.

[00:52:51]>> Yeah.

[00:52:52]>> They're like, "No, he can't do that."

[00:52:54]>> Yeah. In my Okay.

[00:52:54]>> In my improv class when everyone thought I was a [ __ ] >> I was like, "No, I'm obviously joking.

[00:52:58]I'm on stage. I'm joking. I have a mouth full of boba. I'm on stage. I'm joking.

[00:53:02]I'm obviously not like actually calling you stupid."

[00:53:05]>> Yeah. Like, and speaking of awful men, I watched Into the Manosphere yesterday, and I It came out like a while ago, but I'm just behind. Have you Did you see it? Did you ever watch it?

[00:53:14]>> No, but remember Harry Daniel said that he like hated it or something?

[00:53:17]>> I watched it yesterday and it's a guy, Louis Thorough. He made like a whole documentary going around interviewing these like streamers, basically, these red pill [ __ ] streamers.

[00:53:27]>> And I mean, it just confirmed everything like I already knew. It was just kind of like, you know, a pop quiz. I was like, "Okay, yeah, I know this." Um, but Jesus literal [ __ ] Christ. Like I am so scared for the youth because after >> Exactly, >> dude. After I watch this, like there's this one guy he was interviewing, his name is Sneo, and apparently like he I don't know, he's like this obviously redpilled streamer. Like he got like banned on all platforms, so people still like clip his [ __ ] and like put it on TikTok.

[00:53:51]>> Yeah.

[00:53:52]>> And after I watched it, I was like, "Okay, like let me see what he's actually like on about."

[00:53:55]>> Yeah.

[00:53:55]>> I looked it up. There's this clip of like these young boys, they must be like 12 or 13, coming up to him in public, like fans, and they're literally going, "Fuck women. [ __ ] women." Right. No, I know. And then Sneo's like, "No, no, no.

[00:54:07]Like we we like love everyone." One of the kids goes, "Yeah, but like [ __ ] trans women." Right. No. Right. Right.

[00:54:13]And then all of his little the little entourage, there's probably like three or four of these like little kids.

[00:54:17]They're going, "No, but gay people should die. Gay people should die."

[00:54:20]>> Um, what?

[00:54:22]>> No. It's so [ __ ] Molly. And like, have you ever seen Adolescence?

[00:54:26]>> Um, no. But I'm familiar and I do want to watch it.

[00:54:29]>> You have to watch it cuz it really is just like the whole >> I'm scared around that. It really is so [ __ ] And I was like, "Oh my god."

[00:54:37]Like I didn't realize like I knew it was bad. I didn't realize how bad it was.

[00:54:42]>> It's bad. And that's why I'm like scared to watch it cuz I just know it's going to upset me, but like maybe it's a reality that I kind of need to face.

[00:54:48]>> Yeah. No, it really was just like oh my god. But like with David D4, Vid >> Yeah. the singer >> murdering and this little like >> 14year-old girl.

[00:54:59]>> This little girl like >> insane. And mind you too, he still has some fans behind him. Some fans who are like separate the art from the artist.

[00:55:07]What the [ __ ] do you mean separate the art from the artist?

[00:55:09]>> What is that?

[00:55:10]>> At at [ __ ] all >> like y'all are sick. Y'all are twisted.

[00:55:15]Like we need to like reevaluate our we need to reevaluate cuz what do you mean you need to listen to a mid artist that bad?

[00:55:22]>> I'm really really scared for the youth.

[00:55:24]Like I genuinely am. And like it makes me so scared. Like if I have kids and I have a boy I'm not kidding. I'm hitting him over the head with a frying pan.

[00:55:30]>> No, literally like [ __ ] get it through your [ __ ] skull.

[00:55:33]>> I like no internet access. Literally, I was also thinking about it how like um like people on the margins of society versus like minorities. And it's like women aren't minorities, they're marginalized, which is crazy. 50% of the population is marginalized.

[00:55:51]>> Not even to consider the fact that like there are black women, there are women of color, there are trans women, there are like, you know what I mean? It's like it's even harder.

[00:55:59]>> It's crazy how the trans women >> it's so [ __ ] What's really creepy about him is like he interviewed with Zack Singh the day after he allegedly killed her. Dude, he looks like he doesn't give a [ __ ] He's like an actual psychopath.

[00:56:12]>> Like I was going to say he's like definitely a psychopath.

[00:56:15]>> Has to be. Has to be cuz then you're just continuing to like live your life.

[00:56:18]I mean like not to even like get too much into it, but then like I've been seeing Tik Toks and [ __ ] where it's like even after he killed her, he kept her body in the trunk of his car for like weeks and then ended up ordering like an inflatable pool and like all these tools to like dismember her body. And it's like, >> oh my, you are [ __ ] deranged. You are a deranged human.

[00:56:37]>> He Ubered her to his place to do it.

[00:56:40]>> Oh my god.

[00:56:41]>> It's a really [ __ ] up.

[00:56:42]>> Yeah, I can't even think about it. Like it's it's so >> so [ __ ] up.

[00:56:47]>> It's It's just so awful. And then like just watching this yesterday. Also, it's so funny cuz it's like these [ __ ] loser men who are pandering to other loser men and like trying to teach them like this is how you get women and this is what women want and first of all, you are so wrong. You have no idea what appeals to women because it's not a six-pack. It's not like millions of dollars. It's not being a [ __ ] [ __ ] It's asking a question.

[00:57:09]>> It's literally just being interested about your life. Also, the guy who conducted the whole documentary, his uh Louis Thorough, I'd [ __ ] him over I would [ __ ] him over any of those dudes.

[00:57:18]And I'm so serious. I was watching it and I was like, >> I'd sm I'd crack him. I I wouldn't touch any of you [ __ ] losers with a 10ft pole. Like, >> it's it's so crazy. And I told you about the time, too. Like I made a Tik Tok talking about like how women have learned to catch print and like objectify men and it ended up on like red pill Tik Tok and all of the comment just so [ __ ] insane >> call yourself [ __ ] like [ __ ] fat like >> any any insult you can possibly think of and again it's like the Tik Tok was like a joke but women can't joke and like women can't be funny like make jokes so the whole thing oh my god it's so terrifying like the fact that there are just like or there is like a cult of incelss [ __ ] inscultate women >> literally hate women. They hate women.

[00:58:01]>> And again, just like these streamers getting platforms to like pander to like [ __ ] 12, 13 year olds is so scary.

[00:58:09]>> It's also so like morally [ __ ] up cuz it's also like they're the only people who are going to listen to you. They're the only people who are going to think that you're cool. Obviously, because when you're 13, 14, you're like, I don't know what's cool. You know what I mean?

[00:58:21]It's like I just, you know, like when I was 13, 14, I'm watching Dame Charles.

[00:58:25]>> Oh my god. Yeah. Um, I was watching Shane Dawson.

[00:58:28]>> Exactly. Um, and so like you're still developing and so like to catch these boys, it's so like unethical to catch these boys for your for likes, clicks, and views and then to impact them for the rest of their lives cuz now you're [ __ ] them up.

[00:58:41]>> Yeah. It's their formative years.

[00:58:42]They're so malleable and you're teaching them and just saying especially kids who like might not be like popular in school or like have friends or like get girls and then it's like you're selling them this idea of like you need to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] You need to treat women like [ __ ] Women belong in the kitchen.

[00:58:55]like da like oh my god >> these crazy pants and like the clvicular of it all like we make jokes like clvicular is funny like >> but at the end of the day like you're telling little boys to do meth and you're injecting did you see that he like is he got charged or whatever with um injecting his 17-year-old girlfriend with like Botox or face like filler or something charged for that he got charged for that >> and thank God >> in the words of Moses it's every [ __ ] week with this dude >> it's every week he's getting arrested or he's overdosing or he's overdosing very weak.

[00:59:26]>> Yeah. And then like even in the documentary like >> um Louis was asking these guys like why do you do the things that you do? Like because some some of the guys would be like >> essentially like their their morals didn't align with like what they were doing and Louis would be like well why do you do it? And they're like oh for likes clicks and views. Like that's how you get like attention. That's how you garner that's how you make money. And it's like >> the whole thing's just unethical. The whole thing's just [ __ ] unethical.

[00:59:51]And like >> and also like they're mad at women cuz women want attention. Look at what you're doing. All you do is for attention. All you do is for the attention of other guys. That's crazy. I literally could not think of my life as like getting attention from dudes.

[01:00:07]>> No, it's hilarious. And like they have them. They're targeting [ __ ] idiots and they're being like, "This is how you escape the matrix." The matrix is just like a nineto-five job literally.

[01:00:17]>> And they're like, "No, no." And they're like, "Here's how you escape the matrix.

[01:00:21]Day trading."

[01:00:23]>> Dropshipping. Let me tell you how to buy patio furniture and sell it to someone for a higher price off of Alibaba.

[01:00:30]>> It's >> what?

[01:00:31]>> Oh, come on.

[01:00:33]>> And I tried to get into drop shipping.

[01:00:34]>> We all had a phase. I had to me and Dan for a minute. We were like, "Okay, let's Oh, I had like a day trading phase, a pyramid scheme phase." Yeah.

[01:00:45]>> After day two.

[01:00:46]>> Hey, man. It's not for everyone. Yeah.

[01:00:49]It's not for everyone. Like >> this is stupid.

[01:00:51]>> Oh my god. If you're if you're bored and you have the time, I guess turn it on and just like >> again if you're screen maxing and you're like on your phone and have it in the background cuz every once in a while you will too and you'll be like >> it's crazy >> like I can't >> I'm so [ __ ] scared for the youth.

[01:01:07]>> Oh. Oh. Oh. Um Trisha followed me on TikTok, >> dude. Best day ever. Best day ever. Pis like you don't even know.

[01:01:19]>> You don't even know Ellie.

[01:01:22]>> I know. It really is like I still get star struck. It's so crazy.

[01:01:26]>> Yeah. And Tana followed ME ON INSTAGRAM.

[01:01:28]>> YEAH.

[01:01:29]>> SO basically I'm famous. Basically I'm the new host of is not love line. Like >> basically >> you're in the verse >> in Euphoria.

[01:01:37]I'm in half.

[01:01:38]>> You were actually supposed to be like >> I was actually supposed to be in the movie. I was supposed to be in the movie. I was supposed to be in the movie. Like >> that's [ __ ] that's huge.

[01:01:44]>> Yes. Um, shout out my two queens.

[01:01:47]>> Collecting them like Infinity Stones.

[01:01:49]>> Literally. Literally. I'm like, Jake Shane tomorrow, >> right? Jake Shane.

[01:01:54]>> Um, I'm really I'm really pitching for Seth McFarland.

[01:01:57]>> I think it'll happen for you.

[01:01:59]>> I want him so bad. I want him so bad.

[01:02:00]I've really been manifesting. I DM' him the other day. I said, "Knock knock."

[01:02:04]>> Yeah.

[01:02:05]>> Who did I DM?

[01:02:05]>> And the thing is, too, if he answered, I literally would just >> I'm stealing that.

[01:02:10]>> Well, okay. My my goto again.

[01:02:12]>> Hey, just circle him back. My old one, my go-to used to be God brought me here or like God sent me here. But then I thought about it and I was like, "Oh god." Cuz like one time I DM'd this guy who's like a philosopher. His name is Alex, Alex Okconor, and he talks about philosophy. And then I literally was like going to send him like, "God brought me here." And then I was like, "Oh my god, he's going to think I'm like in religious psychosis. Like God sent me here to talk to you." Do you know what I'm saying? He's an atheist. So I had to stop. I literally And in that moment, it clicked in my brain. And I was like, I need to stop saying that because everyone's going to think I'm like trying to be like, I'm here to talk about our Lord and Savior.

[01:02:45]>> Can I have 5 minutes?

[01:02:46]>> Can I have 5 minutes of your time? God brought me here.

[01:02:48]>> Oh my god.

[01:02:48]>> Yes. My man. My man. My man. My man.

[01:02:52]He's kind of like Maddie Healey if he weren't so [ __ ] awful.

[01:02:55]>> Totally.

[01:02:55]>> He's really smart.

[01:02:57]>> He really needs to keep that mustache. I just saw a picture of him without it.

[01:03:00]Um, >> wait. Don't show me. Wait, where is it?

[01:03:02]>> Don't show it.

[01:03:02]>> YOU SURE?

[01:03:04]>> OKAY. YEAH. YEAH. YEAH. NO, NO. Keep the mustache.

[01:03:05]>> Thank god. Like, oh my god.

[01:03:07]>> But he's he's fine. [ __ ] I listen to him sometimes like going to sleep and I DM' him. Um, no response. And now I'm pitching for >> No, you'll get it.

[01:03:16]>> So, I I use Knockk Knockock this time.

[01:03:18]>> Oh, I remember who I DM'd. I DM Bonito Skinner because he follows me on Tik Tok. Like, he follows me back on Tik Tok. But again, y'all, I DM anyone. I DM anyone and I'll ask for anything. That's also like I'm not like >> I'm not like cute about it. Like I'm like, "Hi, like I want a job on your television show that I'm obsessed with.

[01:03:40]Like I watched Overcompensating five times. I [ __ ] love that [ __ ] [ __ ] bro. They're filming season 2 now." I'm like, "Oh, no phone call."

[01:03:48]>> I'm like, "And where's Jordan Frisman?"

[01:03:49]He's like, "That's actually not a real depiction.

[01:03:52]>> That's actually not a real depiction of college. The real depiction of college is what I showed on I LOVE LA."

[01:03:58]>> BUT I DM him and I'm like, "Okay, so I see that you're filming season 2. Maybe season 3 will be the charm." above that is from a few months ago >> where I'm like, "Hi."

[01:04:10]>> Yep. I did the same thing with Rachel Saturday. I was like, "I think you need me on I love LA." She's like, "I'd sooner die."

[01:04:16]>> She literally does like y'all don't get it. Like the inset you could bring.

[01:04:20]>> I really I know >> it like I'm sorry. Moneym machine right here just for I love LA.

[01:04:26]>> Hello. Hello. I literally was on the front lines.

[01:04:29]>> She's on the front lines. You're basically referencing her life. Like, come on.

[01:04:34]>> Thank you. Thank you. Cuz I know I've yelled.

[01:04:38]>> I've DM'd Bonito Skinner, too. I've DM'd Rachel Senna. I've DM' actually probably anyone you can think of. It's really embarrassing when um cuz I used to DM Trisha before I moved out here. And like when I first moved out here at one time, I was like, "Let me know if you need an assistant, like whatever." And then when she followed me back, I literally hit the unsense so quick in all the DMs. I was like, "No."

[01:04:56]>> See, I can't like I DM' Tana. Like when she first followed me back like years ago, I was like, "I [ __ ] love you.

[01:05:01]I'm so obsessed with you. I'm literally crying cuz I cried." I meant it. I meant that [ __ ] Like, I'm going to stand 10 toes down. Like, she can open that back up. Like, I mean it.

[01:05:08]>> No, I love that.

[01:05:10]>> And I And Bonito Scanner, if I ever [ __ ] see you IRL, I'm going to say, "Open those DMs." Like, bro, I know. And I know they're being sent to spam because spam is definitely intercepting them.

[01:05:19]>> But they'll check them. They check the spam.

[01:05:21]>> They check the spam. They see it, >> right?

[01:05:24]>> They see it. That's like me with brands, too. I'll always go, "Can I get a sample?"

[01:05:27]>> Yes. Oh my god. And Cyclar's like, "No, >> Cyclar hates me. Cyclar hates me." But what is like um like a full circle moment sometimes like I've DM' brands like a year or two ago and I'm like, "Hi, can I please get a sample?" Then it's like seen they don't give a [ __ ] And then it's like they'll they'll hit me up now and be like, "Hi girl, we love you." I'M LIKE, >> "OH, >> MANIFESTING."

[01:05:48]>> YES, she's moving up in the world.

[01:05:50]Right.

[01:05:50]>> I'm trying to see if I can get a mattress.

[01:05:53]I I DM' soft frame like two weeks ago because mind you I've been living in my apartment for a year. I still don't have a bed frame. Broke boyfriend [ __ ] Broke boyfriend [ __ ] And >> just wait till I blow up.

[01:06:03]>> No, right. And they were like, "Hey, email us like at this email like with all your insights." I sent it to them.

[01:06:07]They're like, "So, we're actually not doing partnerships right now."

[01:06:10]>> Chamberlain coffee. Same thing. I go, "Hi, love your matcha. We like to work with you." They go, "No, we're not doing that right now."

[01:06:17]>> Purple mattress call for me.

[01:06:19]>> I I almost like DM them back. I will kill myself >> cuz I was like, "Now what?"

[01:06:23]>> I know you have some expired stuff you can just send me.

[01:06:25]>> Oh my god. Yeah. Give me the [ __ ] backstock.

[01:06:28]>> I know you do. I know you do. I know you have stuff with dust on it that like you just could maybe send me like I'll pay for the shipping.

[01:06:33]>> Also, speaking of streamers, I don't know if you know that kid, Neon.

[01:06:37]>> Yes.

[01:06:37]>> I don't know him, but I've just been recently seeing him because him and Alabama Barker have like a little thing going on.

[01:06:42]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:06:43]>> I'm obsessed.

[01:06:44]>> Oh my god, >> dude. I've been loving Alabama Barker.

[01:06:47]>> This is kind of awesome.

[01:06:48]>> I've been loving her. Wait, her like in a sorry.

[01:06:51]>> I love her. I'm obsessed with her.

[01:06:53]Sorry.

[01:06:54]>> Like oh my god.

[01:06:55]>> And I know she has beef with like the canceled universe.

[01:06:58]>> Yeah.

[01:06:58]>> But like Alabama girl love you down. I really do.

[01:07:02]>> Yeah. Like honestly.

[01:07:02]>> I really do. I think same thing happened with her. Like everyone was coming at her throat. The pendulum swung and now everyone loves her.

[01:07:08]>> Totally. Cuz like she is kind of like a woman of the people like all dressed up and nowhere to go.

[01:07:12]>> Yeah. 100%.

[01:07:14]>> That's her like whole thing >> and some something like really endearing about it. But she is like a little sweetie. I keep seeing clips of her and she's actually she seems like a little sweetheart and I think she like dropped the black scent >> period.

[01:07:24]>> Right. I'm a Baminator. Like I don't know what they're called. I'm a Baminator. Love her and her tired IMG sets like >> roll tide.

[01:07:31]>> Roll tide. Her and neon. They're kind of like reheating like the wicular nachos.

[01:07:36]I'm here for it. And all the comments are like, "Oh my god, he's treating her good. Like this is the first time she's ever had someone like respect her and like love her and appreciate her."

[01:07:45]>> A >> I'm here for it.

[01:07:46]>> Yeah. Good. I'm with that. I'm with that.

[01:07:49]>> Yeah, cuz I feel like having Courtney as a stepmother must be tough.

[01:07:54]>> Yeah. I can't even imagine. You know, she like reaches for a box of Cheezits and she's like, "What are you doing?"

[01:07:58]>> Yeah. Literally. Literally. She like hits at her hands.

[01:08:01]>> Yeah. That'll make >> Penelopey comes up and bites her, you know, >> biting at her ankle.

[01:08:05]>> Yeah. Exactly.

[01:08:06]>> Penelopey wants sheet metal.

[01:08:11]>> Literally. And then Mason's like, >> "Bro, I'm going to vape."

[01:08:14]>> You know, some [ __ ] >> bro. Discord's not working. Like, bro, >> I'll [ __ ] kill you. You know, rapid fire before we wrap it up. Um, speaking of the family, Northwest new EP out, North Forever.

[01:08:29]>> I like I just I didn't listen last night, but I did like a quick tap through. She samples some like iconic songs. Very like hyper pop, very like Japanese like dance electronic music.

[01:08:41]>> Yeah. And >> I'm really excited about that.

[01:08:42]>> She's very like Playboy Cardi, like vamp anthem coded. Okay. Period. where she has like her little Rick Owens on and like whatever.

[01:08:48]>> Rockstar life, Playboy, whatever. I'm here for it. I literally was listening last night. I wrote this one down because it really stuck with me. She said, "They don't see me, they just see the appeal. Copying my hair. I'm about to trademark the teal."

[01:09:02]>> Someone said, "I bars."

[01:09:03]>> Someone said, "Aunt Kylie already trademarked."

[01:09:07]>> Oh, wait. Oh, was this like circulating?

[01:09:09]>> Yeah. Well, I just saw that. Yeah.

[01:09:11]>> I like saw it last night and I literally It stopped me in my tracks. I would hold on.

[01:09:15]>> And then I clicked on her writer credits. Look at this. Performing artist. It's just her. Artist Northwest.

[01:09:21]Composition and lyrics. Northwest.

[01:09:23]Production and engineering. Northwest.

[01:09:25]It's just her, baby.

[01:09:26]>> Wow.

[01:09:27]>> It's just her.

[01:09:28]>> Wow.

[01:09:30]>> Love her. Rooting for her.

[01:09:31]>> Like, I hope you got like I hope you didn't get the bipolar. I'm glad you got the talent.

[01:09:36]>> Yeah. Like, [ __ ] Again, baby, get on those meds now. Start today.

[01:09:39]>> Oh. Yeah. Start early. Early intervention is key.

[01:09:43]>> Mhm. Connor Story introduced Olivia Rodrigo last night at SNL.

[01:09:46]>> Mhm. I didn't watch.

[01:09:48]>> I didn't watch it. I had [ __ ] to do. Go to bed.

[01:09:50]>> I had [ __ ] to do. Got to scroll. Like >> I had [ __ ] to do. I had to catch up on hacks cuz I was dealing with some stuff >> cuz I was supposed to be in the video.

[01:09:58]So well >> Oh, I I didn't listen. But I heard that Zara Larson's Girl Trip is awful.

[01:10:02]>> Oh, >> Annabelle's really into it.

[01:10:05]>> Really?

[01:10:06]>> She's really into the Zara Larson of it all. I'm like, I love Zara Larson, but like Girls Trip was like fine.

[01:10:10]>> I didn't listen.

[01:10:11]>> It was fine. It was just like, you know, >> but I think I didn't listen just because I was like, I don't want to be like disappointed and let down.

[01:10:16]>> Yeah.

[01:10:17]>> Um, Taylor Swift, New York Times top 30, greatest living songwriters interview.

[01:10:21]Correct.

[01:10:22]>> Taylor Swift countdown on her website that led to nothing.

[01:10:26]>> Right. But it it can't be nothing. It's like >> I think it's for Toy Story 5. I think that she has a new song for it and I think it's Travis's favorite franchise cuz he's dumb. And so that's why I think she's doing it. She's going to be like this. My fiance's Travis's favorite movie is Toy Story. And >> oh my god. Yeah. He's like playing with action figures.

[01:10:43]>> Yeah. He's like, "Babe, babe, I got Woody." You know, "Babe, >> babe, there's a snake in my boot." Like, yeah, he's all up in that >> to infinity.

[01:10:53]>> Can't even bring myself to say that.

[01:10:54]>> And then I guess my last one, Billy Isish getting cancelled for saying that you can't love animals and eat meat.

[01:11:01]>> Lock me up.

[01:11:02]>> Yeah.

[01:11:05]>> All right.

[01:11:06]>> I'm right here, officer.

[01:11:07]>> Whatever, girl.

[01:11:08]>> Billy, you always just have something to say, don't you?

[01:11:10]>> Yeah. I actually really like what she usually has to say, but for some reason it just like makes me upset cuz I really enjoy steak.

[01:11:17]>> That's what I'm saying. I'm like, I love a cheeseburger and guess what? Like >> I know that the meat industry is horrible.

[01:11:22]>> That's the thing. It's like I understand the sentiment. Like I really do. I understand what you're going for, but as soon as she said it, I was like I was scared to like open up the comments. I was like, because you can't you can't tell people that they don't like animals, >> especially because everyone has a dog and everyone eats a cheeseburger >> and so like now you've just angered everyone >> and >> and everyone's looking and going back into her [ __ ] and being like, "Oh, so you use this makeup brand THAT TESTS ON ANIMALS."

[01:11:47]>> I KNOW cuz people have the time. People have the time and they will trip you up.

[01:11:51]So girl, you got to be careful. Yeah. If you're stepping on toes, they will get you.

[01:11:55]>> Literally, um, you're not the Lorax. You don't speak for the trees. Like [ __ ] at the end of the day, >> well, catch us on the Patreon cuz we have a Patreon.

[01:12:03]>> We have a Patreon.

[01:12:04]>> Also, I think we might be start doing these episodes, but ad free on the Patreon, I think.

[01:12:12]>> Yeah. So, if you want these episodes ad free, like >> skirt over to the Patreon. We're going to up the price soon. So, get it while it's hot. $5.

[01:12:21]>> Yep.

[01:12:22]>> Again, less than a shitty latte.

[01:12:24]>> Less than a boba. And also, we're on there spewing like our deepest circus secrets and like very embarrassing stories. Truly, I was talking about like sucking dick in a car dealership last week. Like >> anything for you to watch us >> truly like I'm bearing my soul for you guys.

[01:12:36]>> And also, I've been like chatting in that little chat.

[01:12:39]>> I know. I know. I see you active in there. I see you active in there. I I need to talk to the girls. I need to say a little something. And Amish um handcrafts all the descriptions. All the descriptions. So, every week you get a sweet little note from Amish.

[01:12:51]>> Yes. Last week it was his birthday. He goes, "It's my birthday." I think some people thought it might have been our birthday or something like that. They were like, "Happy birthday, queens."

[01:12:58]>> Oh, it's birthday. Shout out to Amish.

[01:13:00]Happy late birthday.

[01:13:01]>> Happy late birthday. Snaps in the chat for Amish. You're looking older.

[01:13:05]>> I know. Leonardo won't [ __ ] me anymore.

[01:13:08]>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Damn.

[01:13:10]>> There's some other reasons, too.

[01:13:13]>> I guess.

[01:13:14]>> Well, I need to get the vape on Patreon.

[01:13:16]And love you guys. Flop your wings.

[01:13:19]>> Love your wings.