Avoiding Eye-Contact With the Foul Man in the Casino Cuck-Chair | the House Always Wins

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:01]Hello everyone. Welcome to the stream.

[00:00:03]Yes, we have a we have a management game today to play, which always goes so well because we all have to learn how to share our funds. How long until Benji gets toxic? I bet he says something mean to me. Pretty much the second that I open my mouth. I give him pretty much 2 seconds. Yeah, guys. My I had a CPAP outside. FedEx showed up, rang the doorbell once, decided that wasn't happening, [ __ ] sprinted away with it before I could stop them. It was kind of crazy how well they did their job of not delivering it. They all the way to the door rang it, stared at me, like stared through the [ __ ] door and then sprinted as I started to try to open the door. I missed the QTE I guess. So then they left a little note that said, "We missed you. We'll be back someday." I got the I I I was able to figure out that it's someday as in Tuesday was what they meant by someday, which is crazy.

[00:00:50]One time Benji was streaming my dad's favorite game. So, I mentioned it to my dad and then he went into Benji's chat and backseated. It must be agonizing to watch Benji play your game, like your favorite game, because he just spends like 90% of the [ __ ] game jumping in circles, like actually not engaging with the content at all. That must be genuinely maddening. This is why I watch Boon. I mean, Boon's like the same kind of thing, except when he talks, it's kind of like Donnie from the Wild Thornberries in that like it just doesn't compute with my brain anymore.

[00:01:20]It just sounds like gibberish. Like I know it's words and I know that it means things to like Gen Alpha. It doesn't mean anything to me anymore. He's just going to do me.

[00:01:35]Hello. I'm back. Sorry about that, guys.

[00:01:38]That wasn't a Twitch problem. It was barely even an internet problem. I actually know exactly what happened. My cat for sure knocked. So, I have a uh Ethernet like switch that connects like all of my uh PCs into one line with the Ethernet so I don't have to have 15 Ethernet cables going out and he knocked it over but so it was dangling behind my desk. I did notice when I started working and I kicked the power cord for it which like I hooked it and just yanked the plug out of the thing which disconnected all internet on my entire setup.

[00:02:12]>> Yo man, >> that's not the kind of tone I think you should be bringing. for morning.

[00:02:16]>> I wanted Benjiier for this, but I guess it's fine. Sam, why do you keep calling us [ __ ] Chuds in the titles?

[00:02:21]>> Wait, >> cuz it's kind it's kind of what we are.

[00:02:23]>> There's been a consistent thread week by week where it's like Chuds play this.

[00:02:27]I'm stuck.

[00:02:28]>> Stop calling us Chuds.

[00:02:30]>> We're not Chuds.

[00:02:31]>> I didn't know that you were calling >> I VOTED FOR CAMALA HARRIS.

[00:02:34]>> If if I listen, if it's a joke that like is being made at my expense, I better be the one also making the joke.

[00:02:44][ __ ] You can't call me a chud.

[00:02:46]All right.

[00:02:46]>> You are a chud. We're all >> I can call myself a chud.

[00:02:48]>> I don't even think you know what a chud is.

[00:02:50]>> I don't think you know what a chud is.

[00:02:52]>> Cannibalistic humanoid under >> Oh, yeah. The classic Detroit or whatever. Is that what it is?

[00:02:57]>> Yeah.

[00:02:58]>> No, >> no, that No, that's that is also real though. He Gart's not [ __ ] around on that.

[00:03:02]>> Stop calling us that. That's the classic.

[00:03:03]>> I tried a slang term of disparagement used to describe a foolish, unpleasant or borish person.

[00:03:08]>> I would say the three of us are foolish and Benji is damn >> just the modernday term for gank. Dude, it's really happening again. It's off.

[00:03:17]>> The Chuds are bums made radioactive and real mean by secret stashes of nuclear waste.

[00:03:24]>> Secret is not a ch.

[00:03:26]>> Okay, hang on. I'll call us losers.

[00:03:27]There you go. You happy?

[00:03:28]>> That's fine. Yeah, that's fine. That's the solution, >> dude. Yeah, just like >> Chud's just like loaded.

[00:03:33]>> It's Yeah, it's that's the kind of thing that you change a title to about 2 hours into the stream when you get really upset at us quietly. You know what I mean? Like I'm >> You called us the other day, man. I'm really not going to sit here and take this from you.

[00:03:43]>> I What? When did I call you Charge?

[00:03:46]>> You had it in a stream title.

[00:03:48]>> Since when? Since when?

[00:03:52]>> Where is that? There's no way I called you guys.

[00:03:55]>> Made me dig it up.

[00:03:56]>> Shoveing the worst people I know. No, that's not calling you Chuds. That's for sure. No.

[00:04:00]>> Scrolling up more. Scrolling up more to the last co-op thing before that. Uh, >> it's going to be much worse.

[00:04:04]>> Streamers learn about hard days work.

[00:04:06]Uh, no, that's not it either. Hm. This is feeling fabricated, Samuel. I'm scrolling up farther. I'm almost in June now. Uh, >> now I got to do research. I don't even care that much.

[00:04:16]>> Bingo. King earns his crown once more.

[00:04:17]Teaching these idiots what a true gambler looks like. Weird. Didn't use the word Sam. Interesting.

[00:04:22]>> I think you look it doesn't it public apology.

[00:04:26]>> No. No. Your VODs don't categorize changes in title and I remember being in your stream and you had chuds in the >> There's not a single. So I just said I said back ME UP, BRO.

[00:04:37]>> OH, YOUR CHATTERS ARE BACKING you up.

[00:04:39]WELL, LA DEAH LIE DAH. I bet they are.

[00:04:43]Katie is the only one who changes the titles on my streams live and they can back me up.

[00:04:47]>> All right, that means you wouldn't even know. You wouldn't even know how many times Chud had been in the title.

[00:04:52]>> Yeah, but you wouldn't know.

[00:04:53]>> You're You're completely unaware.

[00:04:55]>> So, it's not my fault. And I can't be held accountable. It's not my fault. I don't know what's going on. I am simply the voice. I am not the the, you know, puppeteer.

[00:05:05]>> You guys are both mad at your employee.

[00:05:07]You figure it out. I think we fire her.

[00:05:09]>> I like the idea of two different bosses coming to the conclusion of like we should >> tomorrow. Can I show you something?

[00:05:15]>> Yeah. What's up?

[00:05:16]>> I set you up for a practical joke later on D and D.

[00:05:19]>> Okay.

[00:05:19]>> But Joe is so dense that I can't go through it anymore and I just need to tell you what it was.

[00:05:26]>> Okay.

[00:05:27]>> Which Joe replied, "Is this real?"

[00:05:30]>> Okay, Jet. This is what Sam sent. He sent this image. The [ __ ] up part is I didn't even have to look at the details.

[00:05:37]I looked at the screenshot and I went, "Oh, what are these?" Like, you know, >> I don't fake text.

[00:05:42]>> This is why this is why I said Joe I can post a fake message from tomorrow.

[00:05:48]And at the bottom it says I fake text message.com in big letters.

[00:05:53]>> Okay. To which Joe responded, "Is this real?" You know, it's backfired really badly, Sam, cuz when you talk about this later, >> and this is all on the record, Joe's going to get so embarrassed about how how this makes it that he's going to make you >> I know, but it's like I can't I didn't know I didn't even know what to say to that.

[00:06:09]>> The you had a [ __ ] loaded gun you could have used to [ __ ] get me to read a recap, but the [ __ ] barrel was fully curved into your own face.

[00:06:18]>> It's not even in my own face. Like Joe put the gun in his own face and I was like, "That's funnier." I was like, "That honestly, that's funnier than what I was about to do." Oh boy.

[00:06:26]>> The idea that you would be texting tomato in like the the messaging app on like iPhones.

[00:06:31]>> I don't even have an iPhone.

[00:06:33]>> I don't even I don't even have an iPhone.

[00:06:35]>> So many layers of the first part of the message is dude I've checked I've decided to change my wicked ways and read the recap today. Brackets Sunday 24th of May 2026. Like I just it was so loaded and he just goes is this real?

[00:06:48]And I was like oh my god. Anyways, uh anyways, >> play. Where the [ __ ] is Benji? He's like 20 minutes late, >> dude. Benji, you need to read you need to read this Discord, not just Joe's, man.

[00:07:00]>> What the [ __ ] >> He's [ __ ] himself, >> dude. Cash is in on the toxic Sunday pre-show for 1.3K viewers and then the second he hits time to play, he just fails.

[00:07:09]>> That's whack. Who raid understanding right now?

[00:07:12]>> No one raid no one and he just ran the bathroom. I think he just stream right at the top of the brand and then he does he does toxic Sunday pre-show alltime viewer highs farming us farming our lob pre- lobby and then when it comes game time he just bails no raid nothing >> huh it was actually >> why the [ __ ] we playing the house always wins we could be playing Fortnite right now that's what I'm saying that's all I'm saying I'm looking at this main menu and I think this is AI artwork I checked the I checked the store page. It doesn't say they didn't disclose AI, which means there couldn't be any.

[00:07:50]>> They do. They do have to. They do have to.

[00:07:52]>> They do. Who's checking?

[00:07:54]>> Oh, they do. Some of our graphical assets are AI generated and serve as nicer placeholders. Further development of the game. We intend to replace them with real art.

[00:08:02]>> Am I connecting my Twitch?

[00:08:04]>> No. [ __ ] I'm not giving my Twitch to create funny situations.

[00:08:09]>> I'm not giving this game my Twitch off.

[00:08:11]I won't do >> you don't trust it with your um email address.

[00:08:15]>> I don't want them to have my >> Dude, the studio that makes this game is called Toxic Studio.

[00:08:22]>> Yo.

[00:08:22]>> Oh my god.

[00:08:24]>> It was for us.

[00:08:26]>> The house always wins for sponsoring this portion of the stream.

[00:08:30]>> What?

[00:08:31]>> Wouldn't that be crazy? What? That would dude for a second you actually had me going cuz I was like >> wouldn't that be [ __ ] >> I would actually not know what to do about like wait wait wait wait I I genuinely I think the first thing I would do is completely guarantee that you will not be getting paid. Uh like I would be forced to say some [ __ ] that guarantees that you do not get a payout on this. We can't get a cover art.

[00:09:00]looking dead eyed as well. Looking Oh, we're all the same.

[00:09:04]>> Okay.

[00:09:04]>> No, you're actually you're actually a lady.

[00:09:06]>> What? Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah.

[00:09:08]>> What? What the [ __ ] [ __ ] LOOK AT HIM.

[00:09:10]>> OH, I COULD I THOUGHT YOU DISAPPEARED.

[00:09:13]WHAT' you How'd you do that?

[00:09:15]>> Oh.

[00:09:16]>> Oh, dude. I'M TRYING FOR THE OLYMPICS.

[00:09:17]>> OH. OH, [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] Oh.

[00:09:22]>> Oh [ __ ] >> I can get some I can have some bones removed.

[00:09:29]Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like this.

[00:09:31]>> Yeah. What's going on? I'm >> I'm becoming my ideal manlet right now.

[00:09:37]>> Yeah. Yeah. Same.

[00:09:39]>> Massive dumpy. Oh, I don't think there's any amount of slider that can save my dumpy actions.

[00:09:43]>> I don't know what you guys are doing, but I'm grabbing the sliders to the max.

[00:09:47]>> Oh, yeah.

[00:09:48]>> You're just maxing everything.

[00:09:49]>> Yeah.

[00:09:50]>> I'm surprised.

[00:09:52]>> Wait, why can we only change torso length but not the length of anything else?

[00:09:57]>> What do you mean?

[00:09:59]Like you you can only adjust your torso length, but no, the limbs are all just fixed.

[00:10:05]>> [ __ ] I deleted my entire edit of my character.

[00:10:09]>> Wait, no.

[00:10:12]>> Do you see me in real time next to you?

[00:10:15]>> No, I see I see myself.

[00:10:18]Jeez. Joker's default dancing.

[00:10:22]>> What?

[00:10:24]How did you get that, dude? What, man?

[00:10:28]>> What?

[00:10:29]>> What? How did I even know you could be what you are?

[00:10:33]>> What the [ __ ] even is that? Explain. Did you? He paid extra money for this.

[00:10:37]>> You must have bought You must have bought the supporter edition. That's correct.

[00:10:40]>> You bought the supporter edition for that.

[00:10:41]>> Holy [ __ ] You paid for the supporter edition.

[00:10:44]>> It was $2.

[00:10:45]>> It was $2.

[00:10:46]>> It was $2 for a giant goose, >> dude. You could have donated those $2 to a local charity.

[00:10:51]>> All right, >> dude. Yo, Milhouse.

[00:10:58]>> Dude, I'm sorry. Do you have [ __ ] jiggle physics on your >> I was going to say you got jiggle fig on physics on your titties.

[00:11:06]>> E like too much. Like we're not chiseled.

[00:11:10]We're like flappy. Like >> Oh, it's it's like an unsettled [ __ ] like pastry of some plastic surgery.

[00:11:17]Like >> we got to put that Jell-O back in the fridge. Why does he also got the nipple?

[00:11:24]Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not supposed to do that.

[00:11:26]>> We get to take the money out.

[00:11:28]>> I don't think so.

[00:11:29]>> Wait, I won 200 bucks.

[00:11:30]>> NO, I WON $500. WAIT. UH, that means our machines aren't calibrated correctly.

[00:11:36]>> Wait, if we won $500, but we don't have $500 to pay out, where's the money coming from?

[00:11:41]>> Don't tell the government this one sick trick, >> guys. I just won $1,000.

[00:11:47]>> Wait, I won 200. Wait, >> wait a second. Who's the house always too? Wait, I'm putting it.

[00:11:55]>> Our machines have a machines have too high. We can't leave it open for >> 100.

[00:12:01]>> And boom. I lost it. Let's get out.

[00:12:04]Guys, we have to stop. We're out of money. IT'S OVER.

[00:12:06]>> JAR, IF YOU DON'T WIN, WE JUST LOST THE GAME.

[00:12:09]>> OH my god, guys. The torto says we have to go buy a bunch of food. And we spent our money.

[00:12:14]>> There was the >> Come on, Milhouse.

[00:12:15]>> H We're out of money. That's right.

[00:12:17]>> No, it's okay. I opened the place.

[00:12:18]There's half naked people coming.

[00:12:19]>> Here they come. Here they come. Yeah, lady, you don't have to come over to this corner. There's nothing over there.

[00:12:26]>> Why?

[00:12:26]>> They're looking for drinks. They found a drink where there's no drink.

[00:12:30]>> Move the drinks closer so that I'm realizing this.

[00:12:32]>> Dude, people are people are walking into the dance floor.

[00:12:37]>> Oh, SOMEONE IMMEDIATELY GOT JACKPOT. WE HAVE TO THROW THEM OUT.

[00:12:40]>> Someone just got jackpot.

[00:12:42]>> What if we went into the negative cuz we >> We can't pay this. THEY KEEP WINNING.

[00:12:46]WHAT'S UP? SOMEONE TOSS THIS FOREST FEVER game out. Hey, I'm just going to >> They've won two jackpots in a row.

[00:12:52]>> I'm going to throw it out there. I don't know if this is really a casino simulator as much as it is a supermarket simulator with casinos instead of grocery store.

[00:13:00]>> Shut the [ __ ] up right now.

[00:13:03]How do we make money?

[00:13:07]Dude, I feel like you're deterring customers walking around like that.

[00:13:11]>> What? I can't walk around and smoke a cigar.

[00:13:13]>> I know. You walked around gamble >> completely naked, oiled up and then looked in the dumpster >> like a [ __ ] weird >> looking for customers.

[00:13:20]>> There's no there's no customers in there.

[00:13:23]>> There's a Jiminy Cricket on my shoulder making me feel bad for supporting a game like this.

[00:13:29]>> Thank you once again to the sponsor.

[00:13:31]>> Shut up. Shut the [ __ ] up.

[00:13:34]This is a [ __ ] hole. Jesus. I want another 200 bucks.

[00:13:37]>> [ __ ] to do the the >> Guys, it's our first day as a casino.

[00:13:41]It's going to be a [ __ ] hole.

[00:13:44]When I heard about jiggle physics, you are f you're a pig.

[00:13:48]>> I can't even see them though. It's for you.

[00:13:52]>> Why are these machines so far from the >> dude? Why did you suck all those coins straight up your [ __ ] What the hell was that?

[00:13:57]>> Sam, tell people that they can play the lottery back here.

[00:14:00]>> Advertise. Say something.

[00:14:02]>> You guys can you guys can play the lottery back there.

[00:14:06]>> Wait, is this guy your twin brother?

[00:14:08]>> I'm going to start dancing.

[00:14:09]>> Look at there's another clown here.

[00:14:12]Wait, >> is that what?

[00:14:13]>> Yeah, >> I don't think we have a step of the tutorial, do we?

[00:14:15]>> No, we have uh sell five lottery tickets.

[00:14:19]>> Oh, >> which alas uh nothing's moving because Sam won't [ __ ] sell uh these people their [ __ ] orange juice.

[00:14:25]>> I've literally been at the [ __ ] store buying up supplies >> [ __ ] work on whatever. Something's up with you.

[00:14:32]>> I don't hear you. Jelly covered clown boy.

[00:14:35]>> Something is up with you. I don't know what it is.

[00:14:37]>> Okay. Well, Gmail's literally costing us money and the customs are annoyed they can't play on the machine. Gmart, let them play.

[00:14:43]>> I just watched Gimart lose $100.

[00:14:44]>> Let them play. They're yelling at you.

[00:14:48]>> You have to share the casino.

[00:14:50]>> You shouldn't have to share. Like comfort of our >> We run a casino that no one's allowed in but us and just launder money.

[00:14:56]>> Yeah.

[00:14:58]Sam, tell them about the lottery tickets. He thumbs down to you. You What did you do wrong?

[00:15:03]>> I I forgot to scam all the items.

[00:15:05]>> Okay, so we're just giving money away.

[00:15:06]Holy [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] Have you seen that guy that just came in?

[00:15:11]>> Jesus Christ, bro.

[00:15:12]>> [ __ ] hell, man.

[00:15:13]>> Where the hell are you going?

[00:15:15]>> Oh, borax.

[00:15:16]>> Oh, he's buying a lottery ticket. Oh, wait. No, he's buying juice.

[00:15:18]>> They would never. They would never.

[00:15:20]Peeking around the corner. Hey.

[00:15:21]>> Hey.

[00:15:22]>> Come over here. Lottery to the clown corner.

[00:15:26]>> [ __ ] all of you. You know what? [ __ ] you.

[00:15:28]>> Close to naked people beckoning from the shadows. Hey, come to the back of the casino.

[00:15:34]>> Goose.

[00:15:35]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:15:37]Um, what do we do about that? Get that out of here.

[00:15:41]>> I'm the biggest goose. That's the biggest goose.

[00:15:44]>> Get out of here.

[00:15:45]>> Size of the goose Sam claims he's fighting like every day.

[00:15:48]>> [ __ ] >> You think?

[00:15:49]>> I think they're getting distracted by snacks on the way.

[00:15:51]>> You think we should just unlist all of the food?

[00:15:53]>> I think we just move it to another section. Oh, no.

[00:15:56]>> No, they'll still check the shelf even if there's nothing on it.

[00:15:59]>> He's operating off of video game mechanics that are definitely accurate, but I'm operating off of feeling. Yeah, I'm I wish Jimbo would stop.

[00:16:08]>> I'm operating off of these are real people.

[00:16:11]He wants a lottery ticket. Hey, man.

[00:16:13]>> So, I've just played this game 50 million times.

[00:16:15]>> Oh, yeah. No, you lost, man. It's also We're probably not selling many because they keep losing.

[00:16:20]>> Are you setting up the the lottery ticket?

[00:16:22]>> Why are you Why are you building it here, man?

[00:16:24]>> Excuse me. Excuse me.

[00:16:25]>> Where are they going? Wait, WHERE'S >> THEY'RE SITTING DOWN TO WATCH THE LOTTERY.

[00:16:28]>> [ __ ] is Hey, get the Get out.

[00:16:30]>> No. [ __ ] you. I bought the >> Get Get out. Where's the table?

[00:16:35]>> The lottery room waiting area.

[00:16:37]>> Wait, guys, that's a zombie.

[00:16:39]>> Not my concern, man. I'm doing decorations.

[00:16:41]>> I think he's going to gamble.

[00:16:42]>> Zombie.

[00:16:43]>> Yeah, he's cool.

[00:16:44]>> Wait, he's buying a lottery ticket.

[00:16:46]>> Oh, no. He wants some orange juice, maybe.

[00:16:49]>> Oh, he's going he's going to the lottery, man. I've got a captive audience back here. People People love it.

[00:16:55]>> Hey, if they're sitting over there, they're not gambling. So, I think we should get rid of all chairs.

[00:16:59]>> No, we need the chairs down. And now we need to go buy uh paint and stuff. He's sitting down. is having a lovely time.

[00:17:04]You guys got to let me have a little corner to myself, you know? I got to be able to have He's having a conversation with me and everything.

[00:17:09]>> Watch your step.

[00:17:10]>> I got to paint.

[00:17:11]>> Wait, he came all the WAY OVER HERE.

[00:17:12]DIDN'T EVEN [ __ ] BUY A LOTTERY TICKET.

[00:17:14]>> HE JUST CAME TO SIT. That's what I'm saying. You let him >> move that [ __ ] stupid man.

[00:17:18]>> [ __ ] you. Don't touch that table. Don't touch any of it.

[00:17:22]>> Oh boy.

[00:17:23]>> I don't appreciate these people that just sit in our establishment.

[00:17:26]>> No, they like watching. I get it.

[00:17:28]>> No, but if they were gambling, we'd be making >> I'm putting on a show.

[00:17:33]That's [ __ ] sick, man.

[00:17:35]>> It's okay, guys. The house always w Oh, you don't actually want to play the lottery. You want to watch me?

[00:17:40]>> I'm thinking >> I'm not I'm starting to get less into my like weird like cuck chair I put down at the lottery station. The more I think about it.

[00:17:49]>> I knew it was just a phase for you.

[00:17:51]>> I It's just I was excited cuz I thought I'm just going to hit him with a bat.

[00:17:55]Yeah, he's not even buying a lottery ticket.

[00:17:56]>> Dude, is there a Is that a child? Is that a child inside the casino?

[00:17:59]>> Yeah, but whatever. I mean, no. I think they Look at the size of the head.

[00:18:03]That's >> That's just a little woman.

[00:18:04]>> Yeah, they're a short.

[00:18:05]>> I am going to bite my tongue now.

[00:18:08]>> Yo, make sure to Yeah, there you go. Do we sell alcoholic beverages here? Should we worried about that? I don't think so.

[00:18:13]I think >> Not yet. We don't.

[00:18:14]>> Okay. Are they trying to gamble?

[00:18:16]>> They They just walk in and >> No, they just bought They just bought a drink. They just bought a drink. It's all good.

[00:18:21]>> Bought OJ. Why would they come into a casino and buy OJ?

[00:18:23]>> Because the It's actually very cheap by comparison to buying it elsewhere. I guess >> they're nasty.

[00:18:29]OH, MOTHER OF [ __ ] GOD.

[00:18:33]DUDE, GO to a doctor.

[00:18:34]>> They're nasty.

[00:18:36]>> And why are we using green toilet paper?

[00:18:38]>> Yeah.

[00:18:40]>> OH. OH MY [ __ ] GOD. Holy [ __ ] What in Jesus's name?

[00:18:50]>> Wait, it can't be that bad.

[00:18:52]>> Sam, get the [ __ ] down here. No, you got to do one. Do that one there. I I left one for you. Oh my god. What?

[00:19:00]>> [ __ ] >> Uh, guys, I'm in the stall with a guy.

[00:19:05]He closed me in with him. Help.

[00:19:06]>> Oh no.

[00:19:07]>> I'm just going to start hitting it.

[00:19:08]>> Just advise him. Just advise him. Make sure >> jamming crazy style.

[00:19:13]>> Break. Lock eyes WITH HIM.

[00:19:15]>> JESUS CHRIST. OH, SIR.

[00:19:19]>> TOMORROW.

[00:19:21]>> Looking for me.

[00:19:25]Someone's walking down to like explode the >> Dude, Sam, what's going on with you?

[00:19:31]>> Why does the sign cost 2,000?

[00:19:33]>> What's wrong, man?

[00:19:34]>> You look like Blizzard's getting really desperate with the Widowmaker skins.

[00:19:37]>> Yeah, I was going to go really fat, man.

[00:19:40]>> You look like Blizzard's a [ __ ] No one's playing Overwatch zero.

[00:19:44]>> We got to sell something.

[00:19:45]>> Skin case.

[00:19:48]>> Oh, Jesus Christ.

[00:19:51]>> Dumpy Widow Maker.

[00:19:54][ __ ] Bobby Coat comes into the room.

[00:19:56]I know what I know what we need to do.

[00:19:58]>> Like, ah, you made a good skin here.

[00:20:00]Good skin. Can the boobies be like they're like >> I hate that I can imagine them using the term boobies, dude. Jesus. As they're sipping on their breast milk in the me so [ __ ] nasty. It's a real thing.

[00:20:19]It's a real thing that happened at Blizzard.

[00:20:22]You think the boobies deep?

[00:20:25]>> Do you know about that one?

[00:20:26]>> Yes, I remember. I just I just I forgot for a while, which is which I was >> great with his his hit culture references that everyone's moved on from. He's really he just whips them out of nowhere.

[00:20:38]>> I think Big Pers is probably going to look better. Big Pers has more of a ring to it.

[00:20:42]>> Yeah.

[00:20:45]>> That would bring in That would bring in Oh, that guy's running out of here. That guy came in with a balloon sword and just attacked our customers.

[00:20:52]>> He attacked me as well. I'm not gonna lie.

[00:20:54]>> [ __ ] >> He's uh That's That's not a balloon sword. That's not That's not a balloon.

[00:20:59]No, >> it was >> that's a that's a hog.

[00:21:02]>> What?

[00:21:02]>> That's a hog, man. That's a big >> That's a big That's a literally a big schlong. Yeah, >> that's a pirate that just came in.

[00:21:12]>> I don't even believe that. All right, I believe it now.

[00:21:17]Seeing is believing in this case. And that is a [ __ ] pirate.

[00:21:20]>> You didn't win. You didn't win, my friend.

[00:21:22]>> He's going into the He is actually about to blow up the toilet.

[00:21:25]>> Where's Queso?

[00:21:27]>> There's no way Queso isn't in this is the thing, right?

[00:21:30]>> Yeah. It's got to be the only game we've played where there hasn't been Queso.

[00:21:33]>> Please play our game.

[00:21:35]>> God, we really >> Look at that, man.

[00:21:38]>> We have a We got a casino going. Dude, those things just jiggle even when you're not moving.

[00:21:42]>> Yeah, there is some kind of like There's You got to stop moving. You got to stop moving.

[00:21:46]>> Sorry, >> but yours are just like crazy.

[00:21:49]>> Jesus Christ.

[00:21:51]The quarterly reviews for Blizzard's income must be pretty [ __ ] dire at the board meeting. That dude Sam, your character is ridiculous, man. Jesus Christ.

[00:22:01]>> What the [ __ ] is wrong with you?

[00:22:02]>> It's just [ __ ] ridiculous.

[00:22:03]>> What the [ __ ] >> It is ridiculous.

[00:22:05]>> It's ridiculous.

[00:22:05]>> How can I make you happy, man?

[00:22:07]>> It's just It's ridiculous. Yeah. Make them computer. Make them bigger.

[00:22:17]>> Dude, there is a really small child coming into the casino.

[00:22:20]>> It's just a short person.

[00:22:22]>> No, that's a child.

[00:22:23]>> You're married to one.

[00:22:25]>> That's a Okay, man. You've crossed the line.

[00:22:30]>> You've crossed the line.

[00:22:32]>> We should stop letting them come in if they're all Every every kid has just come in and chat on the floor.

[00:22:37]>> I made some changes.

[00:22:38]>> What? Oh, you put on Was that sunglasses? What's the change?

[00:22:41]>> No, I just I removed my torso length.

[00:22:43]Now it's >> Oh, now you're even >> The problem was the room for the organ.

[00:22:49]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:22:50]>> I think if we ever see a instance where all the machines are full, we >> get the [ __ ] out of the corner, man.

[00:22:56]>> I was going to go pee.

[00:22:58]>> It's like it's giving serious cuck chair energy.

[00:23:01]>> Okay. Well, I'm going to go pee.

[00:23:03]>> And you're like oily.

[00:23:05]me when my bull says he doesn't want to [ __ ] my wife tonight.

[00:23:10]Oh, >> did you say my bull?

[00:23:18]Oh, I hate it. That sucks.

[00:23:24]>> Yeah. No, that sucks, >> dude. Have you seen how he's looking sadly on the table as well? I really >> Yeah. No, he looks depressed.

[00:23:31]>> Oh my god. All right, I'll be clown security.

[00:23:35]>> Guys, I think maybe we do move the slot to the back of the room.

[00:23:38]>> Hello from devs. Do you like game? Is uh is Queso in it?

[00:23:41]>> Is Queso in it?

[00:23:42]>> We don't need to have any more conversation, but that is Queso in the game.

[00:23:46]>> Dude, they made a fat joke. That's so funny. Queso, I'm afraid he won't fit in the game.

[00:23:52]>> Holy moly. Holy moly.

[00:23:55]>> Oh, no. No, no, no.

[00:23:58]>> Holy no, >> dude. You can't. He's a good He's a good guy. He's great.

[00:24:06]>> Wonder if I can install more cameras in other places. Can I get one in like the bathrooms?

[00:24:10]Not because I need to know if someone's graffitiing in there.

[00:24:14]>> All right. Hey. All right, Dr. Dway. Why don't you relax?

[00:24:16]>> Have you guys seen >> Why don't you [ __ ] relax? It's a new day. It's looking great, >> dude. It's actually kind of scary starting the day and you go outside and you just see like it's almost like Plurabus. She just lights the people coming for the casino. Like they're all organized. They all woke up at the same [ __ ] time.

[00:24:38]>> They were just sat straight up right in their bed, skip breakfast, and just like walking.

[00:24:42]>> I'm I'm seeing the seams.

[00:24:43]>> The Oh, MY GAME IS OH, IT'S CRASHING.

[00:24:46]>> GUYS, GUYS, THOUGH, look at our baked goods section. Like all good casinos.

[00:24:52]>> What am I this?

[00:24:54]>> Look over here. I'm actually offering a nice muffins and cookies. Those are plastic.

[00:24:59]>> No. What?

[00:25:00]>> They're plastic. We can't sell that.

[00:25:01]>> I thought this was a bar.

[00:25:02]>> No. I'm going to spend every second tells me they saw this asset in the store and were like, "Yeah, why not?"

[00:25:07]>> Would you say that like the Starbucks counter is not a bar?

[00:25:11]>> Get off the machine. Get the [ __ ] off the machine. Get off the machine. It's my turn. Everyone out.

[00:25:16]>> EVERYBODY OUT.

[00:25:17]>> EVERYONE OUT. WE'RE CLOSING.

[00:25:19]>> We're closed.

[00:25:20]>> We're closed.

[00:25:21]>> Now check this one out. 5K going down.

[00:25:25]Ah, >> I see you also picked yours up by accident.

[00:25:28]>> Yeah.

[00:25:28]>> Well, guys, >> used all the money and it's gone.

[00:25:31]>> Oh, he used all the money. Okay.

[00:25:32]>> Well, guys, let me go [ __ ] in the toilet one last time.

[00:25:36]>> Great time.

[00:25:37]>> I am stuck.

[00:25:39]>> I am stuck.

[00:25:43]>> I'm done with this.

[00:25:44]>> Yeah, I'm done.

[00:25:45]>> Release us.

[00:25:46]>> Yeah, I'm done. I'm connecting my Twitch and then I'm out of here.

[00:25:48]>> I'm done. I'm going to give them my O code.

[00:25:51]>> Connecting my Twitch for the road.

[00:25:53]>> Flop. slopped up. I just wish the game wasn't tutorial after tutorial literally gating quite actually everything in the entire game behind pointless [ __ ] that we have to do for [ __ ] absolutely no reason like we're toddlers instead of adults. That's that's my that's my thoughts and it's not the first time it's happened with these games. It seems to happen a lot. I think they need to stop tutorializing these games because people quite literally do not need