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Now, if y'all didn't know on the channel, I would make a bunch of book talk videos. The relationship I had with these freaky books is something of a deadbeat dad and it son. I'm not trying to be around you, but you keep popping up. So, I decided in this video, why not show y'all the entirety of Bill versus Book Talk, man. And for all you book talk readers, I hope you take those hard covers to the fireplace, man. Yes, burn your books. But as always, to like, subscribe, comment, give me 70K subs, follow my Instagram, give me 1K followers, and yes, YouTube did take this very video down originally. So, if you haven't seen it yet, enjoy. If you have seen it, hey, just hype the video, gang. Tell them to bring me my money.
YEAH, WE GO ALL the way to the top. We go all the way. We got to go.
>> Now I got to pull up.
>> Now y'all know on the channel I be talking about mythology, religion, really anything. I've even covered some books that I regret reading. But speaking of books, there was this one thing I always pranced around. A book that I never actually wanted to read.
The most freaked out media in all existence. Something made for 30-year-old single mothers that swear they're still in their prime.
Icebreaker, everybody. This movie is not actually about breaking ICE OR SKATING.
>> IS this [ __ ] serious?
>> If anybody ever tells you that their favorite book was Icebreaker, I need you to turn around and walk the other way immediately. This book is 90% freaked out and 10% actual story. But contrary to popular belief, yes, guys, I can read. Our story starts with this girl named Anastasia Allen. Her nickname is Stacy, but you know, we're going to call her both throughout the story. Now, she goes to college in Maple Hills University in California. And that's how you already know something's wrong about this story. Who goes to California?
>> It's not ridiculous. That's not ridiculous to say that. Now, Anastasia's whole thing is that she likes ice skating, man. That is something that we all like to do. Ice skating hugs in my line, man.
>> This [ __ ] is trash.
>> Now, her and her teammate Aaron Carly are practicing for their ice skating tournament, man. You know, it's going cool. It's going smooth. Their coach, Aubrey Brady, is straight screaming at them, tell them to do their best, man.
Yeah. Uh, spin on that ice, man. Or or whatever ice skaters do. Now, Anastasia is struggling with doing this one move called the quadruple. And it's not helping that her teammate Aaron can do it perfectly. All right. Now, look, if you not going to be able to do this move, we just going to cut it out the routine, gang. Now, for some reason, Anastasia couldn't and didn't want to do this move. Some psychological thing, bro. She's a perfectionist. She's one of those people if you don't do everything in her little controlled bubble, then you know you're cut. So, basically, one of the worst people you could ever be around. Yo, what's going on, Anastasia?
Yo, you want to go get something to eat, man? Yo, Billy, did you just walk towards me in a 90° angle? What's wrong with you? Try it again. What you What?
Now, after practice, she goes back to her condo, which she shares with Aaron and Sabrina. Aaron being her ice skating teammate and Sabrina being this really rowdy, messy girl. Now in the car going back to the condo, Aaron literally tells Stacy how she schedules everything about her life, which is very true. She even schedules her sex life. Gang, what are we doing? Meals, sleep, workouts, all scheduled her whole life. I would hate to be friends with her.
>> Okay, Bill, if we're going to be friends, at 6:00 p.m., we got to go eat.
At 5:00 p.m., we got to go work out. At 3:00 p.m., we got to go study. And at 2:00 p.m., man, we got to go study again. Okay, you got that? Yeah, of course, gang. I got you, bro.
But speaking of sex life, this is where her boyfriend Ryan Rothwell, captain of the basketball team, comes into the story, man. Now, originally reading this, I thought they was locked in gang.
Whole time they're kind of just one of those friends with benefits type of things. And if you don't know what friends with benefits means, it's basically I'm going to crack you, you're going to crack me, and we're going to leave. And then so on and so on and so on. And once Aaron and Anastasia finally get back to the house, their friend Sabrina is having a meltdown because she didn't get the role she wanted in her theater class. Oh no.
>> Back up, gang.
>> Yo, listen Sabrina, you going to be good, gang. You know, there's a bunch of rules in the ocean. I'm going to kill you. Then the man of that hour, the golden boy, Ryan Rothwell, captain of the basketball team, comes over, man.
>> Oh my god, bro. Is riding all you do?
>> No, I'm sorry.
>> You literally got the in your mouth right now. I see it.
>> And yes, I'm going to address him that way from now on. Full glaze. He comes over to hang out, bring snacks, and all that, man. Sabrina and Aaron decide to be good wingmen. They leave the premises. And Sabrina makes this joke about being able to hear Ryan's balls through the wall. What are we talking about?
>> Gotcha. So, we get a page of her glazing Ryan and them doing the devil's tango, man.
>> Devil's tango. I crack straight yams, BILLY. JUST TO LET Y'ALL KNOW, I'm the reason all the women like the book at first. Man, stop playing with me.
Anyways, after all that, the narrative switches to this guy named Nathan Hawkins, our second main character of the book. Now, Nathan's also the captain of the hockey team, skating this skating that. Lord have mercy, man. Let's just see what Nathan got going on. AND WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WAIT A SECOND. WHAT THE YEAH. SO, WE woke up hung over in bed with this girl's hand straight on his meat, man. Now, you would think, mama, we made it. Now, her name was Kitty Vincent. And I guess it was some type of he got too drunk and ended up, you know, doing the devil's tangle with a girl he don't like. Now Kitty's known around the school being this really rich annoying girl that nobody actually really liked.
Now Kitty Vince was one of those girls that got into the college using daddy's credit card money, man. And as soon as she broke up with her boyfriend, you know, she went over to Nathan at a party. But Nathan, you still cracked.
You slide dog. I know what type of man you are. Captain, save a home man. Here to save them all. We salute you, Nathan.
We We all And the worst part is Kitty literally forces him to pay for her an expensive Uber for her to get back home.
Shorty, if you do not just walk. Oh yeah, of course. How much is the Uber?
30K. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. Now, after she leaves, Nathan gets absolutely bombarded by his friends making fun of him for cracking. Robbie, JJ, and Henry, man. Now, Robbie is his actual day one, his best friend. But, you know, he got put in a skiing accident, so he's in a wheelchair now. And JJ and Henry are the greatest rage baiters of all time. They will start up trouble at the drop of a hat. But anyway, skipping ahead, all four of the boys leave their apartment after getting called by their coach.
Now, their coach was absolutely furious cuz somebody wrecked the rink. Yes, somebody absolutely desecrated the skating ring. Why someone want to do that? I really don't know. But this forces the hockey team and the ice skating team to go together. So now they got to share a ring. No. No.
>> Can you peep where the enemies to lover setup starts though? Now, as soon as Anastasia and Nathan met each other, you know, they did not rock with one another. Anastasia thought hockey guys were a bunch of brutes. And Nathan thought ice skaters like Anastasia were really stuck up and, you know, too serious about literally anything. But it gets even better, don't worry, cuz the school starts pushing these bonding events for the ice skaters and hockey players. And you know, Nathan's starting to see Anastasia, you know, not some stuck up girl. And Anastasia is starting to see Nathan's not a dumb jock.
>> Tell him to bring ME MY MONEY.
>> YEAH, >> SHE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF COOL, GUYS. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. HEY, you're not bad, man. I still hate you, but you're not bad either. It's this weird thing. You know, Nathan's breaking past the boxes that she put up for people. Audit schedule and Nathan break straight past it. Man, what a couple. Or a potential couple. I mean, you know, she's still locked IN WITH RYAN. GOD DAMN. GET OFF THAT, BRO. Then during one of their social bonding parties, something very, very bad happens. Nathan starts doing every single move in the book to Anastasia gang. I mean, come on, Shotty.
You already at my place, you know. So, you trying to correct? Let's really get into it, you know. I'm so calm. I'm so calm. You know, like it actually genuinely almost worked. But I guess he did it too well cuz, you know, he scared the hus away.
>> Oh my goodness. VALENTINE. WHO? OH NO.
>> She ran all the way back home straight to Ryan and watched the movie with him and then went to bed. Hold on, Anastasia. You might be a You might be a captain. Save a what?
>> Down to bed.
[ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] IS YOU DOING IN A VIDEO?
>> OH, YEAH, BRO. YEAH, that's me.
>> Wait, Nathan, you're you're Captain Save a What? I'm not going to lie, our boy Ryan, he not even a love interest for him. He's kind of just like a what Anastasia thought she wanted. Now, a few days go by and Nathan and Anastasia are both in a car together and Nathan starts hooping like never before again. Nathan might genuinely take home the championship. He can't be stopped.
He starts doing half the devil's tangle with her in CRAZY WAYS, MAN.
>> REWIND THAT AND SAY WHAT YOU JUST said one more time.
>> He starts doing half the devil's.
>> Hey yo, let's go back to my room. Okay, just put my room code in. Yeah, she put in Ryan's room code. Yes, guys. Ryan, the dude that she used to be hooking up with.
And I don't think it's that crazy to say that Nathan wasn't a fan of this. Yo, Nathan, that's just how the game goes, man. She knows where home's at. So, Nathan starts to believe that he's in second place. Ryan's the main one in the picture. He's just the guy that Anastasia is hooking up with. So, he tries to tell Anastasia that he wants more than just a hookup, but says it in the stupidest way possible. Hey, Anastasia, you know, I'm trying to crack, but I'm not trying to crack. You know what I mean? Yo, where you going?
>> Oh my goodness. Valentine.
>> Yeah. So, he leaves. So, they semi patch things up and then a few days later, oh my god, he's at it again. Yo, he actually can't be stopped. I'm not going to lie to you. Nathan is a D1 hooper, dude. Whatever he says, Anastasia just going.
>> All right, I got to do this right, man.
ANASTASIA.
>> I guess I just got it. But it also turns out, you know, Nathan started to become a safe space for Anastasia. It's looking great, man. A couple is forming and everything was going great. But do you guys remember Aaron? Yes. Anastasia's ice skating partner. The guy from the beginning of the story. really thought he was a sarcastic older brother archetype kind of guy, but it turns out he is stupid possessive over Anastasia.
He's one of those guy best friends that your girlfriend has that be pillow talking everything about you and as soon as you guys break up, he'll be the main one sending her flowers. So, watch who you call your homie. Aaron is probably the most manipulative dude of all time.
Yo, Anastasia, you don't want that guy for real. You know what has Nathan done for you that I couldn't? Man, I get that you're cracker Ryan, but you got to understand like I'm not even lying. I'm the one for you, but I'm not going to tell you I'm the one for you. I'm just going to leave little induendos. I mean, I guess, bro. Then randomly, Aaron gets this huge injury and blames Nathan for it. Now, Nathan takes the fall cuz he didn't want the hockey team to get punished, but that in turn absolutely wrecks what he had with Anastasia cuz Aaron and Anastasia are friends. Now, Nathan goes to Anastasia's condo, you know, to explain, you know, it's not what it looks like. Just to see her laid up with Ryan Rothwell, captain of the basketball team, the Golden Boy himself in her bed.
>> Oh, rotten, bro. That's all you literally talk about.
>> I'm saying this is a game of >> I don't want to watch this [ __ ] no more, bro.
>> And it's stage. I'm sorry. what it looks like.
>> Either way, she's going to take my job.
>> Hey, no, this can't this can't be. This can't be. Hey, she with the nukes tonight, buddy. Hey. Hey, leave me alone. Y'all trying to say Ryan's not going to get his screen time, man. I walk stuff down, man. I'm going to get my screen time. Nathan's whole entire relationship with Anastasia got ruined because of Aaron's pillow talking self, man. And if you guys didn't know, Aaron was mad giddy letting him inside just to see his girl burying her face in the chest of another man crying. Man, Nathan might got bottom five lives, gang. But all is not lost cuz there's this ice skating tournament coming up, right? And Aaron tried to help Anastasia with her routine. Now Nathan is miserable.
Anastasia is also miserable. Aaron is absolutely the jolliest person of all time. You got that right. Oh, we man. I love ruining relationships. I love this, man. I'm built. THIS WHY I CAME TO COLLEGE, MAN. I'M BUILT FOR THIS. SINCE THE ice skating team has this tournament coming up, you know, they're practicing their routine. But because of his injury, Aaron can't hold up Anastasia no more. This makes her mad and she loses trust in Aaron. Thank God. Then my glorious goat Nathan steps up saying he could step in. Anastasia, I know I wronged you, but Aaron's hurt, you know.
Let me step in, man. Let me help you.
Hey, she's busy right now, man. Okay, she doesn't want you and your your toxic masculinity. Oh my god. That's all you want by me, bro. Dang. Go on somewhere before I really injure you.
>> SHUT THE [ __ ] UP, [ __ ] FOR ONCE. SHUT THE [ __ ] up, bro. That's all I'm Look, just for once.
Shut the [ __ ] up.
>> And you know, they finally reconciled, man. You know, Nathan and Anastasia are finally good again. This is actually healthy for Anastasia, man. She feels better. She's not a perfectionist anymore. She's doing great. And then skipping had this random party. Aaron starts mouththing off. Nathan finally had enough, you know, decided to give him the old one, too, gang. Yeah. No, they on some lames, gang. I'm not even going to lie to y'all, man. Yo, pass the beer. Yo, Aaron. Yo, gang.
He beat the brakes off Aaron gang. But it turns out it was actually one of Nathan's friends that hit the first punch. Walk him down Henry himself, gang. But after all this turmoil happened, here comes the final competition. Aaron's healed and her states do the competition, man. Now, Anastasia and Aaron place extremely well in the competition. But it's Aaron's final I hate you to Nathan. He kisses her IN FRONT OF ALL of the cameras watching.
>> You fat, you stink, and you ugly, and you broke monkey. I don't know what beef Aaron had with him, but hey, it was deep, gang. So was the kiss. Aaron was basically trying to say he owns Anastasia in front of Nate. Oh yeah, man. You got it, gang. Which is what I wish Nathan did do in that situation, but no. Everything built up of what Anastasia thought of Aaron was true.
Aaron was a really BAD GUY.
>> TO THE KNOWLEDGE, [ __ ] >> He was possessive and a terrible person.
SO SHE DROPS his lame on. Guess what Nathan meant? No more Ryan, no more Aaron, just her and her boyfriend Nathan. So Aaron transfer schools, Nathan record gets cleared, and everything is okay in the world again, man. Hey, maybe icebreaker was truly the friends we made along the way.
>> Donut, you're so stupid.
>> It's like, what am I doing this for, man? Now, hold on. I know y'all liked Icebreaker. All right, it did really good in the channel. I thought it was a one and done thing, but like most y'all with your ex, you know, you just can't leave them alone. Apparently, Hannah Grace, the person that made Icebreaker, made two more books. So, I decided, why not? Who doesn't love torturing themselves through literature, man? It's me, by the way, if you're wondering.
>> No more. No Moss. No MS. Anna Grace, it's okay to put down the pen, gang. Not all books got to get published. Is that a black character? I'm hooked, gang. You got me. So, our story starts with this girl named Hi Jacobs, man. Just your average Caucasian woman going to school in California.
>> This [ __ ] is trash.
>> Yo, can we please move out, gang? No more California. Now she's in her kitchen at home baking, you know, whatever Caucasian would bake. Straight cold slaw while watching The Notebook, man. Man, man, man, I cannot wait to eat these cupcakes and co watch Weathering Heights for the 80 time. And sitting across is her boyfriend of years, Will Ellington, part of the Maple Hills hockey team. What is with y'all in hockey, gang? Come on, >> back up, gang.
>> Now, Will Ellington wasn't no regular dular boyfriend. All right? They've been in each other's lives for years. Their families were close growing up. They were doing the whole childhood friends trope before anybody else was doing it.
They were spending holidays together.
Everybody around them basically decided, "All right, y'all going to get together." It was basically an arranged marriage. They're randomly out of the blue breaks UP WITH HER WHILE SHE'S BAKING. YO, HARIE, I'm not going to lie.
I don't think we working out, gang. I'm just not feeling I mean, okay. What?
Okay. Well, you not going to fight for us? We just broke up and you're not sad crying on the floor like I am. What's wrong with you? And see, now we know your character.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] >> Yeah. As you can see from that display, we was a lot more angry that Harley wasn't crying on the floor, you know, all sad and stuff that they're breaking up, which showed him that Hie never even really rocks him in the first place. Hi never actually loved him. And he was absolutely correct.
Mind you, going back in time, the only reason they got together in the first place was cuz they got drunk one night at a wedding and kissed. It was genuinely just chips from there cuz everyone thought, "Ah, now they got to be dating, getting married next." But looking back on it for Hie, the relationship never even really worked out for her in the first place. Cuz whenever things got physical, you know, Will try to crack straight yams. You know, she wasn't going for that. Yo, howie, stop playing defense, gang. Like, you know, you like me, I like you. You know, let me get in that little [ __ ] What's going on, man? No. ARE YOU CRAZY?
WATCH OUT.
>> NO.
>> Oh my goodness. Valentine. Oh no.
>> But losing Will wasn't even the hardest part. So, she didn't just lose him. She lost her whole social life. You see, Hie was one of those people in relationship that didn't make her own friends. She built her whole entire life on wheels.
when she would go to them week hockey games that he be playing. She would be wearing his jersey sitting next to his friends, man. But as soon as they broke up, Will's friends switched up on her faster than I switched on my day ones when I hit 10K subs. You fat, you stink, and you ugly, and you broke monkey. So now Hie's going through the motions, going to school, you know, things are cool, things are smooth, it's macho, you niche reference, I'm so hungry, I can eat the captain of a hockey team. Oh, I heard someone calling my name. What's going on? And that's when Henry Turner, captain of the California Maple Hills hockey team, or a master himself, 22356, rolls in. Man, >> oh my god, bro. Is Dick riding all you do?
>> No, I'm sorry.
>> You literally got that [ __ ] dick in your mouth right now. I see it.
>> And yes, I'm glazing him like that whenever he comes in the story. And I know what y'all probably thinking. I thought Nathan from Icebreaker was captain of the hockey team. Man, forget Nathan, bro. He resigned. He on Henry now. You crazy. But it is pretty cool how Nathan's friend became the main character of his own book. Hey, W author, man. But I mean, Henry's my go regardless. He's the only black character in this book, bro. Regardless, Big Henry's telling his classes, >> "Bro, why do I need to find the square root and political economic state of a Pentagon? What's going on?"
Now, Hunter being an absolute [ __ ] not being able to do his homework, immediately asks Hie to give him a lob, you know, help him out. And from that moment there, they start spending more time together, and it's just barbecue chicken, studying, hanging out, walking around the campus. It's great. And the best part about it, they're both not annoying characters. Ah, Henry, I'm so happy that her whole story doesn't revolve around us cracking, man. Just straight studying happiness and coleslaw. Yo, bro, no more cold slaw talk, but you right. Now, they didn't jump straight into a relationship. All right, it's a book. There's got to be slow burn. And when Hal's around Henry, she feeling she don't got to be perfect or nothing like that, man. And at the same time, Henry noticing every little thing about her. And all of his friends can literally tell that he like her, man.
>> I'M NOT TRYING TO SHOW HER LIKE THAT.
>> NOW, HIE likes to write. Okay, there's a moment where she tells Henry she's not good at writer romance cuz she never experienced it. W law see the promise I just don't know what romance really looks like for real sh I can really show you the ropes man green there's another moment where was hosting one of these events and made everything pink gang then Henry walked in complimented her and then kissed her on the forehead >> is this [ __ ] serious >> wait did I miss a chapter yeah basically was realizing with Will she felt uncomfortable she didn't rock with that dude he was probably hideous chopped he was terrible at hockey Henry she was excited happy he was just a great guy captain of the hockey And that's when she realizes nothing was ever wrong with her. Will was just a bump.
>> Do the knowledge, [ __ ] >> Bro, Harley, what's going on? Take me back, bro. Come on. Ah, she's busy right now, man. And just when you think things are going great, Hie gets sold by a family meeting. She goes home. Her parents are there. Will's parents are there. Will's there. Oh, brother. Ho ho ho ho. Now, basically, her whole old life was right there. Mind you, she's wearing Henry's t-shirt. So, she's sitting down in their house trying to act cordial, trying to be polite. And Henry starts getting mad. disrespectful.
Yeah, it's crazy that you got with that black guy, Henry, man, cuz I really made you. Yeah, make sure to tell him I taught you everything, you know, gang.
Eventually, this got back to Henry. Mind you, Henry was already stressed out. So, he was not a happy camper about this information. Yo, what's going on, Will?
So, yeah, giving it the rage, but it kind of risked Henry's whole captain of the hockey team thing. And after that, you know, everything can only get worse.
Henry's overwhelmed by school, hockey, homework, you know, all this stuff. And it reaches a point where he doesn't even know what he wants anymore. Yo, Hie, I'm not going to lie, mud. I need space, MAN. NO, PLEASE SPEED. I need this. We going all the way to the top.
>> But throughout all this happening, you know what I'm trying to wonder? What could Nathan and Anastasia possibly be doing right now? Think about it. One of Hal's friends is Anastasia. You're telling me all these two main characters, Henry and Hie, are having their whole problems. Nathan and Anastasia are probably cracking in SOMEBODY'S DORM ROOM.
>> REWIND THAT AND SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID ONE MORE TIME.
>> LIKE, NOT TO BRING ICEBREAKER into this, BUT WHAT DO y'all actually do? Nathan gave up being the captain of the hockey team to be captain Savo. Are you crazy?
Who's that in the back?
>> [ __ ] WHAT THE [ __ ] IS YOU DOING IN THE VIDEO?
>> Oh yeah, bro. Yeah, that's me.
>> [ __ ] I KNOW IT'S YOU. WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE VIDEO? YOU KNOW, THIS SO many times keep thing happy. You know, while they're apart, both of them are kind of growing. Henry starts understanding himself better, you know, working on that weak homework. You know, Hie, you're not so bad after all. You trying to let me crack? You know, Henry, you're not so bad either, man. I know.
I'll be completely honest with y'all.
This book was genuinely sunshines and rainbows. Not a lot of bad stuff happened in this book at all. This come from the same person that made the book Icebreaker. Nah, you're mad tough, gang.
This book was genuinely just a romance book. That's all I can CALL IT.
>> WHO'S A FREAKY ASS [ __ ] >> MAN, I wonder what book I would even do next. A Court of Thorns and Roses.
>> Hey, what's going on y'all? Y'all doing good? I'm doing pretty great. Now, y'all know I really don't like torturing myself, man.
>> What?
>> Who's a freaky ass [ __ ] >> And by that, I mean when it comes to books, you know, I be reading.
>> Is this [ __ ] serious? That was probably the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life. Yo, bookt talk, what do y'all got going on, man? And it also doesn't help that my videos begin getting recommended in my school, gang. Mind you, I go to fine [ __ ] academy. You'll be looking THAT WAY AND THAT WAY. It's just straight.
>> Tiana, Lady Carville, hell, hell. BIES.
>> NOW, LET ME TRY AND TALK TO ONE OF THEM TWO. What's going on, Shotty? You know, I saw you on campus. Let me get you.
Aren't you the guy that made that icebreaker video? You're weird. Get away from me. No, it's not what you think.
It's Well, regardless of all that, we're going be talking about the weirdest book I've ever seen in my entire life. Haunting Adeline. So, our story starts with this girl named Adeline. Okay. Or Addie for short. Now, she's this writer that inherited her grandmother's mansion, Parson's Mater. Yeah, we made it.
>> Oh, yeah. Hey, get your money and not your 20 game. It's big A now. BIG A POCKETS FULL OF RATS.
>> You fat, you stink, and you ugly, and you broke monkey.
>> But the thing is, the second she gets there, the house already feels kind of wrong. I mean, her grandma did disappear under mysterious circumstances. That's why she inherited the manner. And it doesn't help that there's rumors that people died under construction and making the whole house. Okay, maybe we didn't make it. Let's get my money.
>> And as Addie starts living there, she was seeing journals in an old room which connected her to her grandmother's past life and was slowly realizing that something bad may have happened in the house, man. Survival skills of a cockroach gang, >> back up, gang.
>> What's that? The creepy house might actually be a creepy house. Now you're dead. Scooby-Doo gang. Now Add's life at the mansion was relatively normal. You know, talk to her best friend, Dia. Try to talk to her mom cuz they got this really messed up relationship. And then the usual, RIGHT? YOU'RE A DONUT. YOU'RE SO STUPID.
>> MY LIFE is so great. Who's that outside?
Yeah. Adeline starts getting this constant feeling that she's being watched and she's right. There's this genuine figure outside just standing there menacingly. Ed told this deputy officer police guy about this weird menacing figure outside of her house. He gives it a rundown. Start talking about some she has a stalker. She didn't leave a house no nothing. I don't even know how f she really was in the book. I got a stalker. Hold on. Wait. Is he bad though? Yo, >> you a freaky ass [ __ ] >> She was curious and lowkey excited by it. How do you get Stockholm syndrome off the first glance? Nah, leave me alone though. Leave me alone. Watch out.
Then the story shifts to this guy named Zayn. And it turns out, you know, he was the one watching her. Not even casually either. He's been observing her whole routines, knowing when she's alone, what she does during the day, probably her XYZ coordinates when she goes to the bathroom.
>> Is this [ __ ] serious?
>> Yeah, I'm going to get your fine ass.
It's the last thing I do, man. All I got to do is stare out this window, stalk you out of time, and it gets even worse.
He's not even watching her from outside.
He breaks into her house, walks around her rooms, watches her sleep, and not on no Percy Jackson, you drool when you sleep Percy Beth moment, gang. N he's drooling over her when she sleeps.
>> What are we doing this for, brother?
>> And the thing is he mentally got this whole your mind connection with her on some she belongs to him. Basically some slavery. YO, BOOKT TALK, WHAT Y'ALL GOT going on, man? This can't go on. Now, Za's whole thing, her whole job, I guess, is that he brings down human trafficking. Hey, you're a good man, gang. But he also kills people. So, what are we doing? What type of anti-hero?
The next day, she's at this book signing. All right. Surrounded by fans, smiling, signing copies, just a regular person doing a regular job. But something feels off, man. She was getting the same feeling from the night before like somebody was watching her. I wonder who. She looks away from signing books looks and sees some dude aura farming in the back of the room half hidden behind people and he's got mismatched eyes. He's got a scar. He might be one of the ones.
>> Oh my god, bro. Is riding all you do?
>> No, I'm sorry.
>> Like you literally got that right now. I see it.
>> Her brain literally freezes mid signature while she's looking at him.
And after that, he just disappears. He's just gone. No explanation, no nothing. I guess we or farming in books now. After that, things don't even go back to normal cuz she tries to go back home and random things start happening in her house. Doors are unlocked that she knows she locked. Objects are slightly moved and a constant feeling of being watched never goes away. Man, I wish somebody would try to zombie me. Man, what the heck? Who moved my McDonald's box? Wait, come on.
And instead of leaving like a known person, she literally stays there for the love of the game. She knows something's up and she still wants TO BE THERE. NOW, THE TRUTH starts to reveal itself a little bit more. Zade isn't this random stalker. He's been watching her on purpose. He saw her before she even moved in. And some random creep was taking pictures of her. You know, he had to handle that real quick. Aka, oh wait, let me get some good pictures, man. Hey, LEAVE HER ALONE. IT'S KIND OF CRAZY, but I guess now when they met, it wasn't no normal meeting. No high, no nothing. He just broke into her house and you know, she saw him. He also, for some reason, calls Adeline his girl. I don't know why. He literally cut off a man's hands and left them at her doorstep. She's looking at this man thinking he's the next coming of Jeffrey Dmer and she's still completely okay with it. Yo, bro, what am I looking at? I got something you need, bro. I got you, bro.
>> He starts walking towards her menacingly. She's trying to push him off and the only thing she's focused on is his divine muscles. Gang, what are we doing? We are for RI. At the same time, Adeline still investigating about her grandmother because she realizes that her grandmother was in the exact same situation that she's in. Being watched and controlled by this powerful man and for some reason not leaving. I guess being stupid runs IN THE FAMILY, MAN.
AND IT TURNS OUT IT CONNECTS to this guy named Senator Mark in this big situation that he manipulates. I don't It's weird, bro. This book makes zero sense to me, gang. When I was reading it, I low-key turned my brain off. Let's just keep going. Now, Zay doesn't like that she's developing a brain at all. So, he inserts himself and started calling himself Zach, her boyfriend, and forces Adeline to play along so he can interact with Senator Mark. You can keep on with this investigation they got going on.
So, now they got this whole relationship thing going on.
>> Do the knowledge, [ __ ] >> And you know, now Addy and Zay are around each other more. You know, it's calm. It's not cool. It's a It's something, man. Hey, swing a let me crack. Let me know. You don't got a choice. Shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] FOR ONCE. HAVE A BRAIN AND RUN away from this guy or accept it, I guess. What is going on, bro? There's a moment where Adeline genuinely has a knife and is ready to stab in the neck. He becomes a little bit too close to her. Then he slaps the knife out of her hands and they start flirting. He literally tells her, "You have 5 minutes to run away from me and if I catch you, it gets a crack against your will." Man, we made it.
>> This is fake. This is fake.
>> Yeah, that's photoshopped. That's fake on my mama. That's fake. On my heart, in my life, my little brother grave, I could die right now. That's fake.
>> And let me just say, he did catch her.
And let me also say, man, you know those old 2017 videos of Fortnite where it was a guy and his girlfriend whenever he got a kill, she had a strip piece of clothing. Yeah, he was doing this WITH NO FORTNITE.
>> REWIND THAT AND SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID ONE more time, >> BRO. I DON'T GET DARK romance books at all, gang. 90% of this is just him cracking in like the worst perceivable ways possible. And most of the girls I know would probably love reading this.
Y'all just like tall, fully masked guys stalking you? Is that the new method?
Bro, what's going on? Yeah, I'm going to take them leggings off, take that shirt off, and I'm going to crack you with MY GUN, TOO. MAN, WHAT AM I READING? kind of piss and he has his obsession with calling her little mouse gang. Shut your corny self up, man. And I genuinely wish I could tell you there was more happening in the story, but it was just a bunch of sex, gang. And half of it, I'm 30% sure was consensual, man. What type of book is this? This is literally the one video where I can barely talk about the actual book. And it's like, I'm not going to lie, I'll give it to you, bro. Adeline, she got all this trauma and stuff. She got marked by the system, you know, it's a whole thing.
And Z, he be saving people from getting in traffic. But at the same time, you going to turn around, use your gun, and crack that girl. No consent, by the way.
And y'all know what that's called. Yeah.
A whole lot of grape juice. I know what y'all are probably thinking. Ah, but you just don't understand the story. It's consensual. No, she loves him just as much as he loves her. Oh, well, my friend, please hear my rebuttal. It literally cuts to her screaming and crying whenever they do. Consensual sex.
Yo, somebody burned this book, dude.
This might actually be worse than Icebreaker. Scratch that. This is worse than Icebreaker. Who made this book, gang? Hey, I'm telling y'all, don't let any girl or dude call you a weirdo if they read this book. Matter of fact, if you're walking in anybody's house and you see this book on their shelf, I need you to turn around, shoot them in the head, and walk away again. cuz it was better for society for them TO GO. NOW GOING TOWARDS the end of the book, you know, Adeline and Zade turned into a power couple, man. Adeline realizes that Senator Mark was connected to what happened to her grandmother and Zade was tracking people connected to Mark, you know, building a case plan to take them down cuz like I said before, V didn't know Zade be stopping human traffickers.
Shout out Zade and what happened to Adeline's grandma is part of the same system that Zade fighting. And the scariest part is, you know, she's now in the middle of it. Now, in the final chapters, Adeline has this realization.
Now, I know you stalked me and you killed people. You know, you cracked me with your gun like 18 times, but I still choose you. Ah, good to know, little mouse. You know, I'm just so dark and a yearer and like just so powerful and like I just emanate masculinity, but not the good masculinity that you be looking at. I mean the I'll do you crazy, I own you type masculinity in like a book talk way. You know what I mean, right ladies?
You know what I mean? But the worst part is the book ends off on a cliffhanger.
And get this, Adeline gets kidnapped and straight sold into the trafficking world. Man, what are the higher-ups up there with Senator Mark? Her name was Claire. She orchestrated this whole trap and then boom, Adeline is now fried.
outsmarted Zade's whole security measure. YO, GANG, THE ONE THING I RESPECTED YOU FOR, YOU ARE A FRAUD. DO YOUR JOB. ALL THAT CRACKING, ALL THAT STOPPING TRAFFICKING, AND YOU MESSED UP ONCE, MAN. YOU'RE BENCHED, BRO. GET OUT THE LEAGUE. THE ONE THING YOU were good for, you couldn't do, gang.
>> This nigga's legendary based on what?
What has he done? How long HAS HE BEEN IN THE GAME?
>> IF YOU DON'T GO MOVE YOUR CREEPY STUFF ON the haunted, yo, High School Story Choices is calling you, dude. Get out of here. Now, this book was so good and attracted so many freaks, THE WRITER MADE A SECOND ONE. AND BEFORE Y'ALL ASK, NO. UNLESS this video hits A 100,000 VIEWS, I'M NOT making another Haunted Adeline video. But anyways, guys, that's going to be the end of this video. Man, Jesus Christ, I could barely talk about this book. Y'all book talk, what y'all have going on, man? Let me know. It's like anything associated with book talk just bring straight doom, despair, pain, and agony, and no deliverance. I'd rather shoot myself in the foot and play rank for a holla while injecting straight chlorine in my veins, then read another one of these dark romance books, gang.
Hell no, man. The [ __ ] man.
Yo, ladies, calm down. I'M BACK.
>> OH MY GOD. Billy's going to make another freaky book talk video and I'm going to hate it. Man, shut up, Patrick. What are you doing? You fat. You stink and you UGLY AND YOU BROKE MONKEY.
>> I DON'T KNOW WHY. I'VE JUST BEEN really into making book videos recently. I can finally tell the hut. I'm intelligent.
And to attract a black queen is to be spontaneous, combustionist.
Uh uh real re real reanimated. What does it say? Man, >> this [ __ ] is trash.
>> Enough of the small talk. Today we're going to be talking about fantasy turmoil. Straight magic, man. And before you ask, it's not Percy Jackson. I'll make that video later. A court of thorns and roses, everybody. Now, our story starts with this girl named Fra. And I'm not going to lie, she's in this nightmare blunt rotation of the situation. She's 19 years old, broke, living in a shack with her two sisters and a deadbeat dad. And she's the only one doing anything to keep them alive. I CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE.
You going to be good, mud. So, the whole family lives in this rundown cottage, and if she doesn't go out and hunt, THEY GENUINELY JUST WON'T EAT. SO, SHE'S OUT IN THE woods in the middle of winter hunting this deer.
>> Yep. Yep. I got the shot lined up. I got the shot lined up. Yep. Yep. And this deer is looking plentiful. This is food, money, survival for the next like 48 hours.
>> Try so old. Got to run out the hide when I play my music so the roofs don't fall on.
>> Right before she takes the shot, this gigantic wolf comes by. Way bigger than it should be. She immediately peeps.
This might actually not be a normal wolf, bro. Move. Oh my god. Is that a fairy? I know what you're thinking. A fairy? OH, MAN. LIKE TINKERBELL. OH, HELL NO. NOW, IF Y'ALL DIDN'T KNOW, FAIRIES IN THAT world are genuinely demons with good PR. Satan's greatest soldiers just with great media presence.
They will manipulate you, kill you, take your name. I'm not going to lie, that kind of just sounds like being in a talking stage in 2026. That could also take people's souls. So, huh. GG's. So, now Phah's in this life ordeath situation where if she kills it, she might start a whole new war. And if she doesn't, it's looking like chips for the family. Do I like my life, man? Ah, whatever.
>> I don't want to meet nobody. Pull up in front of my house. Matter of fact, you ain't even got to pull up in front of my house. Pull up in front of the >> [ __ ] preach it and let's bang out.
>> I hate you, [ __ ] Let's die.
>> So, she shoots it with this special ash air that's meant to kill fairies. Drops it, skins it, drags everything home just for her family to start complaining more, man. Oh my god. Yo, Farah, you only got one thing of food, bro. What's wrong with you? Yeah, what type of hunter ARE YOU? AH, GOOD TO SEE Y'ALL, TOO, MAN. Not I love my family. And out of nowhere, this random beast kicks down the door on some revenge stuff, gang.
Nah, you want to kill my friend, right?
That's what we doing. Hey, come to the magical land. We got something for you, man. Watch out. I know my family got me.
Hey, tell them something, y'all. Where'd you guys go? A whole family just let her go. That was y'all's main source of food, man. Watch who you call your family, gang.
>> Watch who you call your homie.
>> So, she gets taken to this magical land called Pthe. But that beast turns to this guy named Tamlin. Now, Tamlin got mad motion, mad hus, mad estate. GOD DAMN, GET OFF THAT [ __ ] DICK IN THE fairy realm, gang. him and his right-hand man Lucien who in my opinion is Loki the best character in the book and the weird thing is everybody's just wearing masks and they cannot take them off. It's like in Coraline when the other murder had everybody were button eyes but I guess less permanent and realish. Man, you know what I'm talking about gang.
>> YOU'RE A DONUT. YOU'RE SO STUPID.
>> LUCIAN, THEY KNOW THEY can't do it like we can, right? Indeed, my boy, you crazy. So, at first, favorite is not liking in this magical realm, but over time, you know, she starts seeing as cool, smooth, it's matcha. Lonely enough, she starts living better than she ever did in that weak ass shack with her deadbeat family. She even starts catching feelings for my boy Tamlin.
Yeah, I know I got mad mother, mad emotional. You don't got to tell me you like me. Oh, you mean like Oh, my demeanor. Okay. Yeah, I like my demeanor, too. You know, I kind of like that.
>> Back up, gang.
>> Yeah, Tim and Loki had the emotional range of a stack of bricks. Their whole dynamic, you know, it was cool. Like, there was one moment where this fairy was dying. They got their wings brutally ripped off. Ah, it hurts. HELP ME OUT, MAN. AH, IT HURT. OH, MAY THE GODS be with you, gang. This can't be happening, bro. I used to hate y'all, man. But y'all y'all cool. I'm sorry to say, man.
Hey, let him go. He's gone. I mean, later on, they even kiss after this. So, Tamlin, you're a hooper, gang.
>> Oh my goodness. Valentine, >> I'mma give it to you, bro. Then there's this thing called the blight. Oh no, it's messing everything up. Basically, all this evil energy spreading throughout the land, making all the fairies act weird, violent, like different beasts, but the same man or or fairies or whatever Kobe Bryant said.
>> But are you a different animal and the same beast?
>> What the does that mean, Kobe Bryant?
>> And it turns out all this is happening cuz it is all powerful women named Amartha. She took over everything, cursed Tamlin, made them all wear them weak odd masks, which led him to lose utter power and has all the high lords under control. So yeah, it's chips. Then this guy named Ree Sand pulls up and asks for Phah's name. She obviously didn't give it to him cuz if you didn't know, giving a fairy name in this universe is basically signing your life away. You jotting down your life force in that 360 deal, gang. Then Tamlin tells her she got a bounce. Freya, you going to get out the spot, gang. You know you was cool. You was pretty. I was cute. You know we was pretty cute. You got to go, man. This whole thing we got is pop. And I mean Tamlin was in the right. It was mad dangerous there. So he sends her back home. And as soon as she touched down in her house, her family's rich again. Her dad is healed.
Everything's okay. Cuz apparently Tamlin can rewrite reality and change their memories. What the heck, man? When did we get book power scaling? When could you do this? Yo, Lucian, I'm about to hit this guy with a special man. Bippity boppity boo. Your grandmother's uncle's niece now is eight STD. Oh ho, brother. Ho ho ho. I guess fairies can do whatever they want, man.
Far locks in, realizes something is wrong, and figures out that Tamlin and all these other fairies are under the mountain. Yes, this all powerful queen took all these fairies and put them under the mountain. whatever that means, man. And the curse was a Disney fairy tale classic. Apparently, Phra, a human girl that killed a fairy, had to fall in love with a fairy, aka Tamlin, and tell him, "I love you back when he says, "I love you." Which Phah did not do.
So, instead of staying in that normal boosted home that Tamlin gave her, she decided to march in the most dangerous place in that universe ever. Now, I'm a different beast with the same girl now.
What's going on? Going to break every lie y'all got. I hate you, let's die.
Yeah, she broke every rule she was told not to break. He gave her name. She made deals. Ah, man. It was GG. And Amartha said, "All right, if you want to save Tamlin, you got to go through these trials, gang." Okay. All right, bet.
Hey, throw it at me. OH, WHOA, WHOA.
YEAH, THESE WEREN'T NO REGULAR regular trials, gang. We're talking about surviving torture, fighting monsters.
Yeah, they was taking favor through there, dude. Had her doing the most impossible task with a whole crowd watching. You dead had the whole world on your shoulders. Tamlin's just sitting there watching cuz he really can't do nothing, man. Tamlin, what do you do?
Lucian ain't making a power play. He's secretly helping her from the sideline.
Reand is helping her. He made a deal making sure she don't die. And eventually she gets to the final trial.
She got to kill three fairies. One of them is Tamlin.
>> Tell him to bring ME MY MONEY.
>> YEAH.
>> SO SHE'S LIKE, "YEAH, NO WAY I'M GOING TO KILL TAMLIN." Then apparently cuz his heart's made of stone, she stabbed him anyway, and the curse was broken. What are we doing?
>> Is this [ __ ] serious?
>> What type of story is this gang? I'm not going to lie, this is some A1 nonsense.
But it turns out she still didn't solve the riddle. So Amar saw her as free eat.
Oh, great job. What's that? She didn't solve the riddle. Ah, yeah. Sorry, man.
So then she kills her, like actually kills her. And in her final moment, she realizes the riddle was love all along.
And once she says it, the curse gets broken. She gets revived and turned into an actual fairy. A high ranking one, too.
>> We going all the way to the top.
>> Leave me alone.
>> Ah, now the real question is, how many more book talk videos can I make before I strap C4 to my throat and hit that big red button? If y'all can't tell, I genuinely hate doing things that require long, arduous processes. You know, like school, CLEANING, GOONING.
>> REWIND THAT AND SAY what you just said one more time. But who knew that would translate to YouTube, cuz this is probably my sixth book talk video on the channel. But hey guys, don't worry. When we hit 60K subs, I'll d it. Now, WITH THOUGHT THAT ASIDE, HOW DO Y'ALL feel about dragons? When I was younger, I thought dragons were the coolest thing of all time. You know, I got them over dinosaurs.
>> I was a I was a little I was a little like like, damn.
>> You know, I was scrolling the worldwide web and my PR team found this book. It had dragons, lame romance, and people's lives on a line. I'm hooked. That's right, guys. In this video, we're going to be talking about the book Fourth Wing. Our story starts with our girl Violet Sengaly. And it's a great day.
It's cool. It's smooth. It's matcha.
It's conscription day, everybody. The day where she can finally become a scribe. Now, I know in y'all's head sounds like a bunch of nonsense, but she's been prepared for this her entire life, studying history books, getting ready, AND ALL THAT. OH BOY, I CAN'T WAIT TO BECOME A SCRIBE. MAN, I'm going be the coolest scribe of all time. My mom going to love me. Yeah, daughter.
I'm not going to lie. You're cut.
>> Is this [ __ ] serious?
>> Yeah. Her mom shut that whole entire thing down and immediately tells her she has to join the writers quadrant. If y'all didn't know, the school they attend is basically the Basky at the war college. Cadets train to become dragon riders. Now, back to violent the writer squadron. They are the most dangerous group in the entire college. Man, mom, no. I cannot hang with them. Boy, oh boy. You don't got a choice, gang.
>> I just gave you opportunity of a lifetime, brother.
>> People die constantly just trying to be a part of the writers quadrant. And now Violet got a first class ticket seat to being part of them. And Violet knows she's not built for it. She's physically weaker. Her joints dislocate easily. Her endurance is terrible. And she's never trained combat. It's not even a challenge. This is A DEATH SENTENCE.
WHOLE BUNCH OF LA FITNESS DUDES. No badges. Luckily, her sister Mirror is trying to argue against it. Trying to tell her mom the V is not at the facilities for that. Mom, they will snap by like a toothpick. Her heart is not beat like that. She can't do it. How many times I keep saying she don't got a choice. But their mom wasn't going for that. She was talking about something and Violet cannot survive that. She does not belong there at all.
>> I was a I was a little I was a little like like damn >> W mom. By the way, before Vio leaves, Mir decides, you know, give her some equipment, giving her stronger boots for grip, a lighter pack, armor lined with dragon scales, and telling her, "Do not make no friends. Make alliances." The people in the writers squadron will kill you if it benefits them. Man, what type of school is this? Yo, what's going on, guys? Is this the Rers Quad? Yeah, y'all pretty cool. I'M NOT GOING TO LIE. YO, WHAT'S GOING ON, BIG DOG? What's going on? Now, to even get in the RERS quadrant, Valentin got to climb up this thing called the power pet and cross it.
And if y'all don't know what the power pet is, it's basically a super narrow stone bridge, hundreds of feet in the air with no railings. I thought we were going to be riding cool dragons, not risking our lives for no reason. People are already dying or getting pushed off trying to climb up this thing, too. To join the riders squadron is basically participating in Squid Games, gang. All right, I got to make it. Oh man, that person probably really wants to win. Oh, is that girl a family? And as V traversing this whole thing, she meets this girl named Rihanna. And she's cool.
She's smooth, you know, a little bit hasty, but she's good in the hood. All right, guys. Coach is right. If we want to win, it's on us. Let's do it. That whole bit right there kind of sums up her personality. Then she meets this guy named Dylan who was so happy to graduate so they can propose to his girlfriend.
Yo, what's going on, Dylan? We going to survive, man. Man, you going to propose to your girlfriend. Don't worry. Yeah, I can't wait to propose to my girlfriend, man. It's going to be great. As soon as I GRADU OH, SHOOT.
>> THIS [ __ ] IS TRASH.
>> DYLAN, NO. Chill meets this guy named Zaden Rior. I'm botching all these names. I know. And I'll be honest, when she first met the dude, he had mad aura.
>> Godamn. Get off that [ __ ] dick, bro.
>> Now, if y'all didn't know, Violet Mountain General Lilith kind of murdered Zayen's father, but it was for a good reason. I swear his father was leading a rebellion. And after all that climbing, as soon as they actually get on the paret, the wind gets worse, the stone gets slippier, and people are already slimming out their day once, everyone's getting sabotaged and thrown off the paret.
>> And after violated across by the skin of her teeth, a bunch of other people died.
And mind you, I know there's a lot of characters, but there's another guy named Jack Bowway who's mad happy at the idea that people could get slimed out being the first to immediately slime somebody out during the whole parfait thing.
>> I don't want to meet nowhere. I hate you, [ __ ] Let's stop. Now once Vala finally gets into the academy bad guys, things surprisingly don't get easier cuz now she's in this place that's designed to eliminate the weak. And Violet must have terrible luck cuz in the situation she is the weak.
>> What are we doing this for, brother?
>> And everyone can tell she's physically behind. Especially this guy named Jack Barlo. I love murder, man. I love throwing in my life. I hate you. Let's die. Hold on. That Violet girl look kind of weak. I'm not going to lie. Hey, let's do the seminar, okay? Hey, I promise I'm not going to kill you. And during training, he does just that. He starts hardtargeting her the whole time.
He genuinely tried to slam her out during sparring. So Violet being a genius decides, "I'm not going to overpower you. I'm just going to outsmart you." All right. He's going to pull out that weak control and I'm going to dodge it. I got you now. What the?
And during this time, she reconnects with her day one day. So much so that he actually doesn't want to go to the school no more because like I said before, people that go to this school lowkey hate their lives. Listen, Violet, I just really think you know you could transfer to a different school. I just don't want you to get hurt, you know.
>> Back up, gang.
>> Oh, so you think I'm weak now? You think I'm not strong enough to fight everybody here? Well, I'm going to show you something. I'm going to show everybody here something. But it's cool cuz at the end of the day, you know, Violet got girl power cuz the one person that ain't switch up is Rihanna. You know, she actually treats her like she belongs there. And then you have Zaden, which I will say again, whose father was murdered by Violet's mom. Man, we talking about some real [ __ ] and you talking about some food, bro. You throw you off this damn thing.
>> Then comes the threshing. This is where dragons choose their rider. And it's one of the most dangerous parts cuz lo and behold, the dragons will kill you if they don't think you're worthy.
>> What?
>> Of course, it wouldn't be the rider's quadrant if everything wasn't deadly.
And during this, Vala ends up next to this super cool small golden dragon named Anda. And while she's there, Jack I hate my life. Barlo comes back up to try and slam her out again.
>> Oh, so you're going to dodge the FIRST GUN. YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DODGE BOTH.
WHAT'S THAT black dragon doing in the air? What you trying to do, gang? Yeah, while Jack was trying to slime out Violet, this giant black dragon named Taran came to her rescue. And on some isekai stuff, she turns out to be a really rare person cuz she got chosen by the small golden dragon and Darna and this super cool gigantic black dragon, Tyrant. So, she went from being the weakest target to one of the most important riders from noob to hacker.
And the best part is Jack can't even slime her out anymore. They need her more than they need him.
>> You fat, you stink, and you ugly, and you broke monkey. But moving on, in later news, Violet's all powerful black dragon, Taran, is made it to Seo, Zaden's blue dragon. So when Violet bonds Taran, she's not only involved with Taran and Andarna, she's also involved with Zayen. Ah, quick math. Yo, Zayen, looks like we locked in for life, man. You know who was also locked in for life? My father.
This also means Violet and Zeta can communicate through their dragon bonds in ways they didn't even know. And Zayen absolutely has to make sure Violet is alive. Cuz if Violet dies, Taran might die. And if Taran dies, then his dragon's going to be really sad and might kill him. Which is why he signs one of his home boys, Liam, one of the marked ones, a child of rebellion himself, to watch her, you know, to become her bodyguard. Train her a little bit. Make sure she's going to get no different. Zeta himself even tries training her a little bit, man. All right. If you want to be cool and take down enemies, you know, you got to really you got to really do it to him.
All right. All right. You try. All right. Let's do it. I really got to I really got to do it to him. I really got to I really got to really got to sweep him away, you know? I'm understanding it now. Uh, wow. You might actually be trash. This [ __ ] is trash.
>> And during all these training sessions, Val actually starts developing feelings for Zayen. Zayen, when could you hoop, gang? All that nonchalantness. I didn't think you had it in you. Yeah, like I was saying for the training. Let me take off my glasses real quick. Ah, it's getting kind of hot in here, too. You know what? Yeah, let's really let's really get this training stuff in. All right. Later during these war games that came up, the cadets are competing by wings. And one of the scenarios involves protecting or stealing a fake dragon egg. And the fourth one, you know, the one with Violet, Zaden, Jack Barlo, and Daniel, the main characters were trying to steal the dragon egg from another wing. And of course, Jack Barlo is involved. So Violet and her dragons Taran and Andarna are flying nearby and things escalate when Jack tries to attack his teammate Liam in the air.
>> Now Jack's on his dragon base and Liam is on his dragon day. All these names are so confusing, dude. But regardless, Jack jumps off his dragon onto Liam's dragon and stabs him and kicks him off the dragon.
>> Is this [ __ ] serious?
>> Sending him falling towards the rocks below. What type of I hate you, let's die mindset. And VA, of course, panics cuz Liam was training her to protect herself. So by the power of plot, she uses one of her dragons and Donna who can stop time TO SAVE HIM. WHAT TYPE OF OH NO, LIAM.
Everything except her and Teran and goes to save Liam. Now Liam survives, but Violet is absolutely furious and immediately sees a tower where Jack's standing. And this boy is gloating, MAN.
WOO! I'M GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. YEAH, take that, Liam. Y'all saw what I did to your mans. Well, our mans. Nobody doing it like I can. I'm the greatest satist around, dude. Yeah. Go in there and catch one of these, man. Now, there's this thing called a signant. It's a unique powerful magical ability that riders get after bonding with their dragons. Powers are violet. She's got lightning. Zayen, he has shadow. Of course, Violet's childhood friend Dne has mind reading and her other friend, this girl Rihanna has summoning. Now, with Violet's signate being revealed being a lightning woother, she immediately strikes the tower that Jack's standing on. Now, the tower explodes. A bunch of rocks break apart and Jack starts hurtling towards his death.
>> Now, afterwards, V's kind of shaking cuz she never killed anybody before. And she absolutely believes that she slimed out Jack, even if Jack repeatedly tried to take her out the game. Oh man, he didn't need to die. Like, I know he tried to kill multiple times. He stabbed my day one. Uh, but he didn't have to die. Then her childhood friend Dne comes around is not very happy that she got her new magical power. See the thing about Dane, he wants her to be too safe. He doesn't know how to accept that she becoming powerful. He's always worried about her and it's starting to get annoying. I'm not gonna lie.
>> Back up game.
>> But now Violet is not only rare and special for having two dragons. She also has one of the most powerful magics around. But you know Zen keeps training and their relationship starts getting better. She starts falling for bro heavy. She becomes better friends with Liam Rian. But lo and behold, Dane's going to come up again. Listen, Violet, I know you're becoming more powerful and independent, but I DON'T LIKE THAT. I'M not trying to be controlling. I just know what's best for you, you know, as your child and friend and all that. Now, like I said before, Dane Sina helps him read memories through touch and he touches Violet's face very often.
>> YOU A FREAKY ass [ __ ] Little did you know Dane was taking all this information from her. Skipping ahead, Violet and the other cadets were sent to this Eastern outpost that was supposed to be a safe learning experience. You know, cool, smooth, matcha. But none of that ever happens at the school. But luckily no, Violet unexpectedly reunites with her sister Mera. Sister, what's going on? I'm mad powerful now. I got these lightning powers and I got these two dragons. Oh my god, look at you.
You're so cool now. And you got a little nonchalant boyfriend too. Good on you.
And if y'all didn't know, behind the whole school setting, there is real wars going on.
>> YOU'RE A DONUT. YOU'RE SO STUPID. NOW, THE COUNTRY VIOLET lives in Navare tells everybody a very clear story about the world. Their only real enemies is this country called Poor, which is this country with these people called Griffin Riders. So, this whole story revolves around the Griffin Riders are the bad guys and the dragons are the good guys.
Now, the big turn happens when the war games also send Violet, Zaden, and the whole squad to Athen. And Violet realizes she's in a ranked lobby squad.
Everyone around her is marked with rebellion relics. Liam, Zayen, and all his homeboys. rebellion reics. But that would mean y'all be the children of support. OH MY GOD, Y'ALL ARE TRAITORS.
>> And it does not help when she realized that her dragons knew about this too.
Then who was supposed to be the enemy?
The Griffin riders show up and instead of fighting them on site, Zay and his homeboys, the marked ones, decided to just talk to him. Now the Griffin riders immediately warn them about the vening.
I'm not gonna lie, brother. The ven are coming and they are standing on business, man. You got them weapons, bro? Cuz they will slime all of us out.
I am not kidding. Now I gotta pull up.
Everybody dying, me included. I ain't going to jail.
>> And they're heading towards this trading post named Resin. Now Violet is hearing and looking at all this and realizes she's been duped. She sees Zen's been smuggling weapons for the enemy country, the Griffin Riders, only because they're fighting an actual threat.
>> Due to knowledge, [ __ ] >> She was the only outsider that believed in Navarian story that the poor mess was the bad guys. Whole time the real threatening and the wyvern and then things after learning this B's going to switch up on them. But you know Violet got a good heart. She not going to let innocent people die. So they go to wrestling to go fight them veny.
>> Now skipping forward to wrestling. This situation is terrible. We not doing no little school game no more gang. The venom and wyvern groups are attacking innocent civilians and the marked riders are outnumbered. Now the venon already wields strange destructive power and the wyvern are just massive and deadly.
So, they immediately get to work and start cooking. That's the life. Yep.
That's the life. Hold on. LET ME REALLY STOMP ON Y'ALL REAL QUICK. UP. That's the light. Oh, that's the light. Up. Up.
FROM THE TOP ROPES. YEP. THERE WE GO.
AND our boy Liam, who was originally V's bodyguard, turned into a good friend, was fighting like a mad man. He jumped off his dragon and jumped on a wyvern and stabbed a venon gang. Then his dragon day died. And the one forbidden rule is never let your dragon die. Cuz without a dragon, there can be no rider.
So as soon as the dragon dies, Liam starts dying. So physically he was still in Violet's arms, but it was his time to go.
>> Yo, Violet, you was mad cool. All them training sessions we did, it was it was great, man. At least that Jack dude died before me. Oh, this can't be, bro. They took my homie. Hey, don't worry, bro.
I'm going to make a t-shirt in your name, gang. Then Avenon jumps on her dragon Tan's back and drives his sword straight into him. Violet not letting another one of her homies while dragons die on her immediately unbuckles herself, gets up on his back midair, and starts boxing with this dude who's the weakest of a cadets from that par is going blow forblow with this mythical dark wielder on the back of this legendary dragon. Nah, you're tough, gang.
>> This nigga's legendary based on what?
>> All right, I'll give it to you. Kind of tough, but uh take this poison, MAN. I EAT THOSE. HEY, LET'S DO COME ON. COME ON. I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO USE this gun.
That's right. She uses her golden dragon on Darn's time stopping gift and with the second she has left and with poison embedded in her body takes out the main venom and that kills most of the wives in the air cuz they were connected. Man, great fight guys. Liam's dead. Violet's poison. Zayen is uh Zaden.
>> And after being unconscious for 3 days, she finally wakes up. Do we win? Uh we won, Shotty. Don't worry. Now when she wakes up, she's not back at Basky at the college. She wakes up in Arishia, you know, a city she thought was destroyed during the rebellion. Then Zayn explains the city's not dead. in the way her country explains it. He also explains they found a small rune iron box at rested, which is very much why the Venom were tearing up the whole place. They wanted that box. Pause.
>> YOU WAS A FREAKY ASS [ __ ] >> NOW, Violet was justifiably furious that Zayn was hiding this whole war from her.
And the alliance with the Griffin riders, which again, understandable. She was also mad that her main country taught her, you know, that Venom weren't real. And if her life wasn't terrible enough, she also learns that her brother Brennan is still alive. Hey, hey, sister. What's going on? Hey, give your brother a hug, man.
>> Is this [ __ ] serious?
>> Yeah. So Zaden's basically been fighting this whole entire secret war and her dead brother's been alive on the other side of this whole time. Yeah, this book sure was something and very confusing.
>> I never exaggerated.
>> All right, guys. We all like magic, right? Magic has to be one of the coolest ideas ever made. Whether in literacy or in shows, magic is fire.
Let's reverse back to that literacy part. What book universe do y'all know where magic is the whole thing? What book do y'all know where people can get walked down by Nvana Kadada and still get soloed BY PERCY JACKSON? WHAT THE HELL NO?
>> HARRY POTTER. EVERYBODY, >> you're a wizard, Harry.
>> Is this [ __ ] serious?
>> Now, Harry Potter's life was genuinely unfair. But first, we're going to go back in time. The story starts with this family called the Derslley's. We got Mr. Dersley and Mrs. Dersley. And they're the type of people that are obsessed with being normal. They don't rock with that magic stuff. Like, they genuinely pride themselves on nothing strange ever happening to them. Mr. Dersley, whose name is Bernan, works at a drill company, and Mrs. Dersley, whose name is Patunia, sits at home and just judges the neighbors all day. All parents of Doom gang.
>> Wouldn't let that [ __ ] happen to me though.
>> It doesn't help they got this annoying spoiled kid named Dudley. And I'm not going to lie, your parents made the executive decision to name you Dudley off birth reincarnate.
And he's this spoiled, annoying, loud kid. And right away, the story makes it clear that they hate absolutely anything unusual, anything magicwise, and anything connected to Patunia, Miss Dersley's sister Lily, who they basically pretend does not exist. So yeah, it's the family of doom and despair. I can't wait to go work on my drill company while my wife says I'm like a bum. I love my family and I hate magic. But then randomly one day, Mr. Dersley sees something unexpected.
Groups of people in cloaks whispering and celebrating outside and owls flying during the day. Well, what's going on here, man? This look like magic. I'm not liking it. I will call a cop. Yeah, dad.
I caught a cops on them. And I want a new phone and cake.
>> This [ __ ] is trash.
>> Almost said Kos there. He overhears people talk about the Potters and a boy named Harry. He starts shaking his boots cuz that name's connected to his wife's family. And Miss Dersley kind of right there without a magic stuff, but she ain't like it. Then out of nowhere, while everybody's chilling at home, this guy named Dumbledore comes out of nowhere and starts turning off all the street lights and this magic cat that was sitting on the wall turns into this woman named Professor McGonagal. They start chatting it up outside talking about something serious that happened.
Man, McGonagal, I sure love being a wizard, man. What are we going to do about that one Harry Potter kid? Man, how am I supposed to know? Is that Haggard? Yes. This wizard named Haggard appears on a flying motorcycle holding this baby who we know as Harry Potter.
And apparently Harry survived something that no other kid has. Don't worry, guys. I came just in time and I got baby Harry. Hey, good on you, Hagrid. So sad that yet you know who killed his parents, you know, man, just say his name. AIN'T NOBODY SCARED OF VOLDEMORT.
HEY, COME GET ME, GANG.
>> YOU FAT, you stink, and you ugly, and you broke monkey. And you don't know who Voldemort is. He's basically Harry's greatest eye. We going to further explain that later. Now, years later, Harry is living a miserable life with the Derslley. They made him sleep in a cupboard under the stairs.
>> Back up, gang.
>> And he's got to wear Dley's oversized clothes, then gets blamed for literally everything. And on top of that, Deadly bullies him every day. But for some reason, strange things keep happening to him. His hair grows back overnight after being cut. His clothes shrink unexpectedly. When running away from bullies, he somehow ends up on a rooftop. Hey guys, I'm starting to think Harry Potter might be magic.
>> You're a donut. You're so stupid.
>> On Dudley's birthday, Harry's forced to go to the zoo and figures out he can talk to a snake. What's going on, snake?
A man, let's get this glass out of here.
Then the glass enclosure just disappears.
>> Track so old. Got to run out to hide when I play my music so the roofs don't fall on.
>> Letting it escape, everyone freaks out and Harry gets blamed again. Now, after that zoo incident, letter start arriving and being addressed to Harry. You know, this is shocking because no one writes to him and whoever sent them clearly knows where he lives, even where he sleeps, cuz they somehow appear in his cupboard room. Now, Harry tries to read, but Mr. Dersley scraps it immediately.
Oh, I wonder who wrote to me. You don't get that nonsense out of here. YOU CRAZY. NO MAGIC.
>> [ __ ] MAN. I'm mad, too, man.
>> Now, more and more letters keep coming.
They come through the window, under the door.
>> Who's a freaky ass [ __ ] >> Through the mail, and even block up the mailbox. Eventually, Mr. Dersley decides, "All right, guys. We going on a vacation. There's too many letters."
Then they end up away from home in a remote shack during a storm. What was the game plan? Oh ho, brother. Ho. Now, so at midnight on Harry's birthday, the shack forcibly opens up and this guy named Hagrid enters. He immediately treats Harry with kindness, you know, gets him a birthday cake. Oh, Big H.
What's going on, man? I got you this birthday cake. Oh, also, uh, you're a wizard. I'M A WHAT?
>> REWIND THAT AND SAY WHAT YOU JUST SAID ONE MORE TIME.
>> Now Harry's confused, but Har explains him that all this strange stuff that happened was not just a normal thing. It was magic. Then Harry asked about his parents and realizes they were not normal either. And the story he was told about them wasn't true. Everything Harry knew about his life wasn't real.
>> So after Haggard tells Harry the truth, you know, Harry gets ready to go to Hogwarts yet, but you know, to get his stuff. First, Hager takes him this place called Diagon Alley. And even to get there, needed a secret entrance behind a pub. Once it opens up, Harry sees a whole new world.
A whole street of wizard shops. Wow, this is great. When can I get my wand?
Hey, drop rides. Drop rides. So, the first thing they do is they go to the Gringots, a wizard bank, to which Harry found out his parents left him a bunch of money. Yo, w parents. And it shocks him so much cuz he grew up broke. Yo, Harry. Ban for ban. We broke monkey.
While they're there, Hagrid opens up this super high security vault and takes out a little package. Don't know what it is, but I guess, bro. After that, they go shopping for school stuff. Robes, books, supplies, you know, the whole thing, bro. And during the robe fitting, Harry meets this guy named Draco Malfoy.
I'm just so great. Like nobody doing anything like me. Soon as I get to Hogwarts, everyone's going to praise me.
And the best part is nobody going to check me. But who that lame eye doing in the glass?
>> That [ __ ] was talking to me. I'm let know right now. He talking to y'all [ __ ] >> Mind you, this is Harry's first impression of this guy. He know he does not like him. Then Harry goes to get his wand. Now first multiple wands did not work right until he finds one that reacts super strongly. Fits him perfectly. Yo, I'm not going to lie, Harry. I think this one's going to work.
Hey, try it out, man.
Oh my god. Hold on. This is kind of tough. Guardian changed my clothes. No, wait. Oh, sick. Nah, I'm a different man now. Tell the wizard shot he's in my line. Now Harry has money, supplies, his wand. It's going great. Anyway, skipping ahead. On the day that Harry leaves, nobody actually taught him how to get onto the platform. So, he watches these people called the Weasley family walk through the wall. Yes, they walk through a wall. The heck I can do that now? I guess, bro. Let's do it. So, he goes to the wall and gets on the platform 934s where he meets this kid named Ron Weasley. Kind of awkward. Not rich, not nothing, but you know what? He's a genuine friend. That's all you really need.
>> Back up, gang. So they sit together in the train. Harry buys a bunch of snacks.
They just share them together. You know, Ron, you're kind of cool. You're not that bad. Hey, you're not so bad there yourself, Potter. You know, Ron explains to himself about the wizarding world.
Things are going great. Then this girl, Hermione, comes in looking for Neville's Toad. She comes off really bossy, but Harry and Ron can tell she knows a lot.
I mean, shoot. The first thing Ron do is make a comment that she WAS ANNOYING.
BUT WHO THINK SHE IS? BRO, I really throw a vodka to you, gang. Then Draco Malfoy comes around on the train. Harry recognizes them from the shop and realizes how annoying he was. And Draco immediately gets disrespecting Ron.
Well, well, well. If it isn't the ginger loser. Now that I'm thinking about it, I really am just better than you. I got more money than you. I get more girls than you and my magic spouse is cooler than yours. Bro, Harry, ditch this loser gang. Come on, let's go. Hey, keep speaking on my friend. I'm going to drop this wall real quick. We can run gang.
>> I hate you, [ __ ] Let's die.
>> He tries to get Harry to s with them, but Harry chooses his new friend, man.
Hey, good you Harry. They arrive at Hogwarts. They cross the lake and finally get into the castle. They enter the great hall for sorting. If y'all don't know what sorting is, the sorting hat goes on each one of the students to determine what house they're in. Like Draco Malfoy, he's in Slytherin. Ron Weasley and Hermione, they're in Gryffindor. Now, when they put the hat on Harry, he was going to go and slither, but he used all his mental fortitude and picked Gryffindor. Uh, no.
Chop rice. Chop rice. That one. Yeah.
Yeah. Gryffindor. Now, mind you, at this moment in time, Hermione is not your friends of Harry and Ron. But she's still correcting him by following rules and yada yada yada.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up, [ __ ] FOR ONE.
>> SO, Ron gets so annoyed of her to the point where he says, "Hey, you're doing too much." Then a troll gets into the school. What the heck?
>> I'm not trying to HEAR IT LIKE THAT.
>> ALL RIGHT, RON. We got to go find Hermione and Warner. She's in the bathroom. Yeah, you're right. Do we have to though? So Harry and Ron go to warn Hermione. But I guess Harry Potter's luck is just as good as Percy Jackson's cuz lo and behold, the troll was RIGHT THERE IN THE BATHROOM.
>> IS THIS [ __ ] SERIOUS?
>> So they end up having to fight the TROLL TOGETHER. WHEN GUARDIAN GOT YOU. After defeating the troll, Hermione covers them in lies that don't get in trouble.
And they all become friends. Yo, w Trio.
A little bit after this, Harry's out in broomflying class. And since he's Harry Potter, of course, he's mad good at it.
I know. Hey, glaze me. Glaze me. Oh my days. All right, Harry, you're on the quitters team. Now, a little bit after this, it's Christmas time.
>> What the does that mean, Kobe Bryant?
And Harry gets his anonymous gift, an invisibility cloak. He doesn't know who he's from, but he realizes he can get around the whole castle and nobody seeing him. Thank God they didn't give one of my homeboys his gift.
>> I just gave you opportunity of a lifetime, brother.
>> So he immediately starts sneaking out at night. One night, he finds a thing called the mirror of ariset. A mirror that shows you your deepest, darkest desire. Oh shoot, your good John's fine cell. Is it Christmas already? Oh, and my parents are there, too. THAT'S GREAT.
>> YOU A FREAKY ASS [ __ ] >> Around this same time, Harry, Ron, and Hermione come across this three-headed dog named Fluffy. Now, Fluffy is guarding something under a trap door, and they learn it's the sorcerer stone.
>> YOU'RE A DONUT. YOU'RE SO STUPID.
>> SOMETHING THAT CAN MAKE someone live forever and create infinite gold. So, basically, a stone of Roblox admin hacks. From this point on, they believe someone's trying to steal it. And they start suspecting this professor named Snake because I'm not going to lie, he does act a little bit suspicious. Going back in time, they quit his game. And Harry, he was cooking up. Oh, yeah. Hold on. Let me stunt on y'all real quick.
Wait, why am I messing up? To his friend Hermione tries to see what's going on and sees Snape warding out a magical spell. What the A NO, YOU DON'T. YEAH, she immediately set his cloak on fire.
To which Harry regained control of his broom and won the game. Also, Quidditch is the dumbest game I've ever heard of.
What's the point of playing the game if all you have to do to win is catch this one small golden snitch?
>> What are we doing this for, brother?
>> But anyways, back to Snape being a betrayer. Snape also favors the Slytherins and is not very nice to Gryffindor. And right after they find the three-headed dog, Fluffy, they see that Snape has a bite mark on his leg.
Means he was probably trying to get past the dog to get in the trap door. Hey guys, we're geniuses.
>> This is fake. This is fake.
>> This is fake.
>> Yeah, that's photoshopped. That's fake.
On my mama, that's fake. on my heart, in my life, my little brother grave. I could die right now. That's fake.
>> And while Harry was under his invisible cloak, he saw that Snape was pressing this guy named Professor Coral. I'm on to you, gang. You know what I can do to you? What you mean, bro? I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. NOW, we're on to a little side quest. Harry's friend, Hagrid, secretly gets this dragon egg, raises it like it's his own son. He named it Norbert.
And at first, you know, it was kind of funny, but dragons grow really, really fast. So, Heron and Hermione try to help him, but then they get caught outside, to which they gets into the forbidden forest.
>> Now, I got to pull up. Everybody dying.
Now, while in the forest, Harry gets separated and sees this dark figure drinking unicorn blood. Dang, what is this school even about? WHAT THE MAN?
WHY DID I ENROLL IN THIS SCHOOL? SO, after a bunch of plot happening, Harry realizes the stone might be stolen that night. So, he tries to find Dumbledore.
Dumbledore's gone. So, he decides to get Ron, Hermione, and three men mission this alone. So, they sneak out an invisibility cloak, and this kid named Neville tries to stop them. Hey, if y'all keep going, I'm going to snitch.
UM, ABOUT TO DIE. THEN, THEY REACH THE THREE-HEADED DOG, FLUFFY, guarding the trap door. Use magic to make him fall asleep, and we're green. Then they got to go through all these arduous rooms.
First the devil's snare, but her mind uses fire to get them free. Next is flying keys, but Harry flies around, catches the right one. It's cool. Next is this giant chess room. So Ron decides to play and sacrifice himself to win.
Hey, go on without me, y'all. I got this. Don't worry. Make sure to tell my story, man. Ron Weasley, the wizard hero.
>> This [ __ ] is trash.
>> Next room was this potion riddle.
Hermione solves it. She also stays behind. Hey, don't hear him. I'm leaving you, man. Now Harry is absolutely alone.
So he goes in the room expecting to fight Snake. He's about to go fish and chips. Yeah, get him, Harry. Finally got you, Snake. You went, "What the hell?"
Yeah. You thought I was Snape? No, gang.
It was Professor Goddang Carol the whole time, dude. Coral explains everything.
He was the one trying to get the stone the whole time. And during that Quidditch game, Snape was trying to do reverse curse spell on Harry. But it also turns out Coral's not alone cuz Voldemort's inside of him. Pause.
>> He's a freaky ass [ __ ] >> But Harry ends up getting the stone through the mirror without realizing it at first. And when Coral tries to grab me, he can't touch him properly cuz Voldemort has a thing where he can't touch Harry for some reason. You going to hurt my friends and threaten my school? Nah, forget the wall gang. What them hands do? Psych.
>> So Harry beats Coral and wakes up in this hospital. Luckily, Dumbledore is right there beside him. Th learns what actually happened. The reason Coral couldn't touch Harry wasn't because of some luck. It was his sacrificial protection spell from his mother's love.
Thank you, Lily Potter. You're the one.
And the sorcerer stone is destroyed, so no one can use it anymore. All I'm hearing is I saved the world and I'm still the best quiddage player, man. And everything settles down. The school year ends and Gryffindor even won the house cup. So here he goes right back to the Durley's. Why you ask? I don't know. So it's back to his miserable life he goes, man. But at least he went back knowing he's one of the great.
>> I gave everything that I had. I pou my heart, my blood, my sweat, my tears to this game, man.
>> Ah, to my dearest book talk. Now, if y'all didn't know, the person that started all this, Hannah Grace created Icebreaker. And y'all love that video so much, I decided to do her second book, Daydream. What I didn't know and absolutely didn't see coming is she made a third book called Wildfire. What I'm really trying to think in my brain is what goes on in this college. What really goes on in California, Maple Hills? What goes on in California, actually. So, the story opens up with our boy Russ Caligan. He's at this hockey house with his teammates and explain one thing to me. Why does everybody in Maple Hills play hockey? Is this just a California thing? Hey, y'all got it over there. Heated rivalry and whatever. Now, he's there with his teammates, Henry, JJ, Robbie, and Nate.
They don't really matter for the story.
They're just kind of there. Now, they're all getting ready for a goodbye party before summer, and everyone's low-key clowning ros cuz instead of going to parties or going on trips like them, he wants to get a job during the summer.
WHAT A LOSER.
HOW dare you try and be financially stable. I'm not going to lie, guys. I was thinking maybe I'll just get a job during summer, you know. OH MY GOD. GET A LOAD OF THIS GUY. You loser. Now he's going to go work at the summer camp called Honey Acres where he's got to be watching kids, doing activities, and even sleeping near cabins for night duty. So yeah, terrible idea. You see, his job shut down and his father is a chronic gambling addict. Man, sounds just like us. We all bet on black, right? Y'all should see me in the club, man. I'm a slot machine warrior. Am I even old enough to go gambling? How old do you have to be to go gambling? Oh, shoot. I AM. YO, PARTY on me, guys. I'm going to sell my whole house and put it on black. After the whole going away party starts, the story switches to this girl named Aurora Roberts. Now, she wasn't even supposed to go. The only reason she did was so she could see this guy she's been hooking up with. And you'll never believe who it was.
Straight out of Icebreaker. Ryan Rothell, captain of the basketball team, the man himself. Ryan Rothell, captain of the basketball team, the Golden Boy himself in her bed. Oh my god, bro. All you do got that [ __ ] dick in your mouth right now. When I was reading this and I saw the Ryan Roth just he has aura in his name. Like my hair started sticking up.
>> Chill. Chill. Hey, what's going on everybody? What's What's happening?
What's the word? You know I'm back. Who trying to drink macho watching Heights and all that nonsense, man. Yo, ain't that new Love Island season coming out?
I guess you're just one of the generation of miracles if you play basketball on this book verse, man. Now Ryan Rothwell being the great man that he is tells her she'll eventually meet someone else and that he's just a rebound for her. Same thing you was probably telling Anastasia man. Yo Shard, you don't want me for real gang.
Soon you going to find your night and shine armor and I'll just be Ryan Rothwell, captain of the basketball team, the man above.
>> This [ __ ] is trash.
>> But anyways, after brushing it off and going to the hockey party, she immediately gets in a fight with this other boy. And he was probably putting up the worst shots you could ever see in your entire life. He literally stole her drink and started annoying her the whole time until she had to shut him down.
Tell her, "I don't want you gang."
Woohoo! GOT YOUR PHONE. WOO! GOT YOUR PHONE. WHERE MY LOVE AT?
>> OH MY GOODNESS. VALENTINE. Oh no. After that, she goes to the kitchen, get another drink, open up all the cabinets, and right behind her, our boy Russ catches her. Ah, them romcom meat cutees, man. Now, they have the most awkward interaction ever. He asks her if she's a burglar. She plays along. You know, it's this little cute thing. He helps her find real glasses. She spills soda on him. Ah, romcom, man. Oh, no.
I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to spill my soda on you. OH NO, GET BACK. I don't want you to get wet. Performative mails and books. Man, you made it. And after that, she immediately started getting interested. She was thinking he's not like the other guys when he really just cleaned up a soda spill. Is this method?
Is this how you do it?
>> Then I'm like, this [ __ ] don't miss. Then this girl named Amelia, Aurora's best friend, comes and introduces herself and invites Russ and Aurora to play drunk Jenga with them. So of course Aurora says this and we go to drunk Jenga. Man, the game had deers written on the blocks. And as soon as someone would take out the block, they had to do what it said. The people had to kiss the nearest person in the room, finish the rest of their drink.
>> Then Aurora pulled out a Jenga block and it said to give Russ A LAP DANCE. WOO!
WAIT, WAIT, CAN I JOIN? I WOULD HAVE BEEN like these >> a freaky ass [ __ ] >> Yeah. W party. So, as you can imagine, Rush is probably the happiest person alive.
>> You're not even wrong, GANG.
>> WE IN A PARTY.
>> HEY, mind you, Oliver versus's teammates were watching him get this lap dance, gang. Party of happiness. And right after that, they stayed together for the rest of the night and hook up. HE STILL CRACKED BUNS.
>> I still crack buns. Goodbye.
>> Hey, you know that lab dance was great and all, but how about we go back to my place, man? Woo! That was great. Where'd you go?
>> IS THIS [ __ ] SERIOUS?
>> The next morning, Aurora leaves without saying anything. No number, no goodbye, not a thing, bro. Russ wakes up and she's just gone. These songs was just a onetime thing and he's never going to see you again. Russ, you know what these means? You got to be gang. Captain, save a hoax.
>> Then the story jumps to summer. Remember what I said before about Russ in the summer camp. So he finally arrives at Honey Acres, meets the counselor, Xander, Clay, Maya, Jenna, and Orla.
They teach him all these rules, and he's finally settling in camp life.
>> I gave everything that I had. I pour my heart, my blood, my sweat, my tears to this game. And >> then Aurora shows up.
Same camp, same job, same summer. And they both see each other, which you immediately could assume was really awkward. Oh, so you're going to crack me and leave, right? That's fine, though. I like that type of stuff, man. Cuz you're a good girl AND YOU KNOW, THE HELL NO.
DESPITE WHAT I'm saying, Russ does try to shut it down. He says they can't do anything cuz camp has strict rules. If they get caught hooking up, they're getting sent straight home. No money, and he needs the job, so he takes it really seriously. And Aurora COULDN'T CARE LESS.
>> OH, HELL NO.
>> SHE STARTS PUSHING HIM, JOKING THEM, GETTING CLOSE, you know, testing them.
You know, when you're texting that 10 to 10, they start putting extra letters in their words, gang. Yes, you doing the IRL. Then on the story goes this long lasting arc of camp. You know, they're constantly around each other, working with kids, running activities, supervising cabins all night. They walk each other back all the time. It's just a great relationship growing. Ah, life like this sure is sweet, huh? You know what? Fine. [ __ ] You're not even wrong.
Now, eventually, after a little chitter chatter, they start hooking up again.
Russ, what happened? You folded like clean laundry, >> freaky ass [ __ ] >> I mean, me and my viewers are all doing the same thing, but come on, gang. You genuinely need this job. And you hooking up with a girl knowing this could cost you. They think it's sweet, though. They start sneaking around, finding different ways to hook up. And it doesn't help that the other camp counselors start noticing too. Yo, Rush, why you smell like perfume? You got a little, you know, red look. Is that lipstick on your mouth, boy? Nah, nah, nah. It's just uh, you know, my mom got me some stuff, man.
Uh, uh, later. See you later.
>> Gotcha.
>> And I'm starting to understand Russ's character cuz skipping that a little bit more. It's his birthday and he's one of them. Oh, no. I don't celebrate my birthday. You know, it's another passing day.
>> I was a I was a little I was a little like like, damn, >> bro, Billy, wasn't I supposed to say that? But you're not even wrong, gang.
As soon as Aurora finds out from the other camp counselor, she starts getting mad, asking them why didn't you tell me and stuff. And on my Goliath, she do got a point. You might as well tell the person you're cracking every single day in them cabins that your birthday's coming up. You know, that's a little cordial thing. And during the conversation, she jokes about gambling.
Nah, now that it's your birthday, I do the birthday.
>> Don't test my anger, buddy.
>> Let's go gambling. It's going to be fun.
Yeah. So, my dad actually has a chronic gambling addiction, so that's not cool.
But it's actually making me more mad.
You talk about some birthday. But he doesn't even explain to her about his father. So, he just created unneeded tension. dudes that can't buck up their chest and just say how they feel, man.
Woo! Now, at the same time, Aurora's family issues start hitting harder. She has a terrible relationship with her father. So, it looks like Russ and Aurora both have just terrible lives.
This [ __ ] is trash.
>> But, they go through a whole character development thing together. She stands up to her father and everything's good again. And from that point on, they're basically a couple. They spend all their time together in that camp. It's looking great. Then comes the camp performance.
>> Leave me alone.
>> The campers are doing dances and activities and Aurora starts dancing with Clay. And they're really getting into it, too. So you can just imagine how Russell felt when he walked in on that. Aurora, LOOK WHAT I GOT YOU.
>> Oh my god.
>> You know his close friend that that camp Xander his day one was the first to start laughing his guts at as soon as he saw THE SITUATION. OH MY OH SHOOT. OH SHOOT. LOOK. HE'S TALKING TO YOUR GIRL.
HE TALKING TO YOUR GIRL. OH MY GOD.
>> Watch who you call your homie gang. So that sparks up a little bit of a fight.
Then the summer ends. Everybody says bye to each other. Now Aurora and Russ aren't forced to be together no more.
The whole summer bubble is gone. is popped. Now Aurora can go back to Ryan Rothwell, captain of the basketball team. The main man of >> Get off that [ __ ] dick, BRO. WHAT IS YOU DOING?
>> But no, of course, at the end of the story, they get together. They have their whole end of the story final talks to each other. You know, tears streaming down the eyes. Ends in a big kiss and hug, you know, like most romcoms. We truly made it, man.
>> Tell them to bring me my money.
>> We be like, I'm going to go get yams, gang. And they leave the Honey Acre summer camp together. Was that Dior good John? I'll see you for dinner later. I got to end this video. All right. Bye. I love you. Ah, sorry guys. You know, I was on the phone with my wife and all that. could be the season finale for book talk. You're still going to see some sooner or later here and there. But I think the freaky book community has scarred my heart one too many times, man. Y'all have any book review ideas, comment down below. I'll still look at them. Who knows? Maybe even take the cape off the coat hanger. Anyways, yo, I'm the guy life walking with life.
Drink a lot of water and I'll see you on the next video, man.
I can't I'm smoking on white Brother is gay.
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