Chrissie Mayr Selling Nudes? Who Wants To See That???

Added: 2026-05-30

[00:00:00]Hello all and welcome. It is I, the realist philosopher, and this is the REALIST PHILOSOPHER SHOW.

[00:00:07]SO, here we have Brittany Venti, the overly inflated mid who some guy seem to think is hot. I think she's eh.

[00:00:19]Just wearing a lot of makeup. She's okay.

[00:00:22]Better than Melanie Mack, but that ain't saying much. Not a bad looking broad, but I don't think she's all that attractive.

[00:00:27]She just doesn't suit my taste. But anyway, >> [snorts] >> she's talking about her former friend, Chrissie Mayers, you know, the sweeper for Jar, who is continuing to sweep.

[00:00:38]Stupid broad.

[00:00:39]>> [gasps] >> Uh some people don't learn their lesson.

[00:00:42]Uh but anyway, this is some funny stuff.

[00:00:44]So, let's see what she has to say about Chrissie Mayers, the faux, fake, want-to-be, not actual comedian who feels the need to tell you constantly that she's a comedian because you would have no other way to tell.

[00:00:59]She ain't funny.

[00:01:00]>> this clip from Red Bar about Chrissie Mayers selling semi-nudes.

[00:01:07]Actually selling semi-nudes.

[00:01:11]It's what it sounds like. And thankfully, somebody made this playlist, this great playlist of all the Red Bar stuff after I was complaining them on page four of Google.

[00:01:19]>> Chrissie Mayers is selling nudes? NAH, SAY IT AIN'T SO. The broad who from her own lips used said lips on a dude in a restroom at a gas station. Guy she hardly knew.

[00:01:36]Got down ON THE FUNKY FLOOR of the restroom and gave him a BJ. Hmm, interesting.

[00:01:41]>> cuz I couldn't find any of the clips with the exception of a few that were still out there.

[00:01:46]And their site's hard to uh navigate because all of the titles are like this.

[00:01:51]It'll be like Red Bar season 18, episode 52, but it won't say what it is. So, thank you uh Casey Restoration Project, for making this playlist for us.

[00:02:00]>> We have more. Chrissie Mayr has been posting semi-nudes.

[00:02:05]Look at this. Chrissie Mayr from Compound America.

[00:02:09]>> Semi-nudes?

[00:02:10]>> Yeah, she needs money.

[00:02:13]Somebody said to her, "Times are tough for a lot of people right now. Show your support, Chrissie Mayr Gum Fridays."

[00:02:23]Gum. And then Chrissie retweeted this saying, "Enjoy my thank you."

[00:02:31]And we're like, "Wait, what's going on?

[00:02:33]What semi-nudes?" And then we went to her Patreon, right?

[00:02:37]>> Yes.

[00:02:37]>> Everyone has a Patreon. How pathetic.

[00:02:40]Isn't it Patreon? Well, anyway.

[00:02:43]We go to her Oh.

[00:02:44]>> Is it actually Patreon? I'm like, "Hold on. What's >> name twice.

[00:02:48]We're going to show you what's on her Patreon.

[00:02:50]>> So, again, I want to give context for this. She is selling semi-nude semi-nudes. Chrissie Mayr is selling semi-nudes.

[00:02:58]>> Isn't she a bit of a chunky broad, Chrissie Mayr?

[00:03:01]She's a bit chunky, isn't she?

[00:03:05]Wants to see her nudes.

[00:03:09]>> And she has a long history of this doing Craigslist happy endings with strangers, her saying she booked [laughter] 30 guys in 1 month, her bragging about it, her talking >> 30 dudes in a month?

[00:03:24]This is your reformed ho, now Christian, guys.

[00:03:29]>> telling the bathroom story where she's on her knees trying to get a job to do some other sex work.

[00:03:35]And she has a long history of this and then having porn stars on, opening their legs on her show as she's saying, "Yeah, I'm I'm converting to Catholicism."

[00:03:43]>> This would make sense. She's a failed comedian living in New York. It's expensive.

[00:03:49]>> So, she hasn't changed much.

[00:03:50]>> Same name twice.

[00:03:52]We're going to show you what >> Is this recent? I mean, is she selling these now?

[00:03:58]Uh what?

[00:03:59]>> On her Patreon, she's joking. Enjoy my semi-nudes. And we're going It's got to be another Chrissy Mayr gum-toothed >> For Oh, instead of gum Fridays, how about uh gum every day? What does that date say, 2020? So, this is old. Is she still doing the nudes?

[00:04:18]Is her O F you know, O da da da da da da da F still active? Is this on O F? Or is it Patreon?

[00:04:27]I guess you can't do full nudes on Patreon.

[00:04:30]I don't know.

[00:04:30]>> Is with Chrissy Mayr. How can you go on gum Friday That's what Gino and Aaron call their uh bonus show each week, gum Fridays. And Chrissy Mayr's on >> I noticed, by the way, speaking of the gummy thing, um I noticed she does this thing with her smile, where she tries to cover it. Do you guys ever notice that?

[00:04:53]>> Yeah, she does look kind of like a shark. I got to admit.

[00:04:55]>> So, it'll be like normally like up here at the teeth, right? Like all the way up there. But, to try to cover it, you'll notice she'll use her muscles like pull it down to be like You know what I mean?

[00:05:08]>> Yeah, this chick, by the way, Chrissy uh This this this this this Brittany Benty broad, she's obsessed with uh people's faces.

[00:05:16]She thinks it can tell you something about their personality, like the shape of their face and such. Kind of like phrenology. Like the bumps on people's heads telling you about their personality.

[00:05:28]>> You'll see it. Next time you play her, you'll see it.

[00:05:30]>> Gum Fridays?

[00:05:32]Wow, I just put that together, Chrissy.

[00:05:35]You should stay away from gum related shows.

[00:05:38]This is Chrissy Mayr's Patreon. You go here.

[00:05:42]>> Chrissy Mayr is creating a Patreon.

[00:05:45]Select a membership.

[00:05:46]>> Creating comedy. So, she's selling semi-nudes and calling it comedy.

[00:05:52]What a >> I think the only thing funny is that anybody would pay to see this broad semi-naked.

[00:05:57]>> joke.

[00:05:58]That might be the funniest joke she's ever told.

[00:06:00]>> Yeah.

[00:06:01]>> $8 >> Ooh, Britney is really salty now. She's upset about the whole cake thing.

[00:06:06]>> [laughter] >> Hush for pics, please.

[00:06:08]>> Oh my god, look at this. $8 a month, pics, please.

[00:06:13]Okay, so you don't care about videos or learning about me. You just want to see >> How much is How much is Anisa's OnlyFans?

[00:06:24]Anisa Jomha >> Yeah, I got to admit, uh you know, I don't find Anisa Jomha particularly attractive, especially with all those tattoos, but even she's better looking than uh Chrissie Mayr.

[00:06:40]Not a high bar, by the way.

[00:06:41]>> OF Oh, it doesn't pop up on Google. Can someone check it for me?

[00:06:49]>> She's got an army of simps doing research for her.

[00:06:52]Would have been nice to be a hot broad or at least a decent-looking broad online. You get an army of simps doing all your research for you.

[00:06:59]>> What? I guess they censor OF now?

[00:07:03]I'm sure she's promoting on her socials.

[00:07:06]>> Mhm.

[00:07:06]>> I don't know if she actually got the the tag for it. Let me see.

[00:07:14]>> She's a chair.

[00:07:15]She's researching her content, doing show prep during the show. Kind of lazy, Britney. But anyway, uh not too professional, anyhow.

[00:07:24]>> She moved to Fansly. Oh, that's why.

[00:07:26]Okay, okay.

[00:07:27]>> Fansly >> I forgot about that.

[00:07:33]That was because uh Kino Casino kept saying that she's complaining about giving money to Israel with these like small things, like let's say like uh going to Starbucks or something, for example. And they called her out enough to where she moved to Fansly to stop giving money to Israel.

[00:07:47]So, that's why she moved there.

[00:07:51]Okay, so tier one for Anisa on on her >> What's your problem with that? Wasn't she like 9% Middle Eastern or something?

[00:08:03]She ain't a Muslim?

[00:08:04]>> [gasps] >> Her alternative OF site is $10 a month. So, even Anisa >> You can see Anisa nudes for 10 bucks a month?

[00:08:17]Ah, it's still too much.

[00:08:18]>> is selling it for more.

[00:08:20]That's insane.

[00:08:22]>> Isn't she like 40 years old now or something?

[00:08:24]Talk about a low cow.

[00:08:26]I would report on those two, but I don't think that iDubbbz creates content anymore on YouTube.

[00:08:32]They do some kind of a terrible podcast live stream called the baug or something, but you have to pay to see it. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not I'm not paying to see your garbage content, iDubbbz, even to dunk on you.

[00:08:45]>> Anisa's outcompeting you? And this is when Crissy was younger. This is from >> Like 2020?

[00:08:50]>> ago. They're like the same age, or close to it. I think Crissy's a few years older.

[00:08:55]>> Crissy's like 43, I think Anisa's like 38 or something.

[00:09:00]Yeah, she ain't having no kids.

[00:09:02]>> But, they're in the same age group.

[00:09:04]>> Well, I don't know. I mean, I guess, you know, Crissy had kids, so I guess Anisa could theoretically still have kids, but ain't happening. They ain't making enough money. They couldn't support a kid.

[00:09:15]Why do you think they moved to Canada?

[00:09:16]>> [gasps] >> To live in Anisa's parents' basement.

[00:09:20]pictures that I haven't posted >> People are willing to pay more than market value for Anisa Jomha's coochie.

[00:09:30]>> I don't know about that.

[00:09:31]She's charging that less, but I don't know that she's actually getting all that money. How many people are actually paying to see Anissa Jonesha semi-nude?

[00:09:43]>> People are willing to pay more. I don't know. I don't know what to tell you guys.

[00:09:46]>> pictures that I haven't posted on Instagram >> photos as well.

[00:09:50]>> I don't think they're willing to pay more.

[00:09:52]But she's probably showing more than Chrissy Mayers showing. So eight bucks and Anissa Jonesha wants 10 bucks. I don't think either of them are getting much >> [laughter] >> for their pics. I'll be honest.

[00:10:04]>> Cuz she Anissa has a tier system.

[00:10:07]So tier one's $10 and then tier three for example is $30 and then tier four is 85.

[00:10:15]>> What do you get for that?

[00:10:17]Full nudes?

[00:10:18]Would anybody pay 85 bucks to see Anissa Jonesha you know, butt naked?

[00:10:24]Maybe the Keeno boys they can afford it just to dunk on her and iDubbbz, but I don't think you could show that on you have to pixelate it, right? Yeah, you'd have to pixelate the pics.

[00:10:33]But I don't think even they would pay that.

[00:10:37]>> So even in their respective tier systems with like how much they're showing Anissa's market value for a coochie is more.

[00:10:45]>> No, she's asking more. I don't think she's getting more. Let's be honest.

[00:10:48]Have you seen this broad lately?

[00:10:50]Got her hair cut like a bowl haircut.

[00:10:54]>> than Chrissy Mayers or Clemy Mayers for all >> you just want to see pictures that I haven't posted on Instagram, Facebook or Twitter. I got it. It's fine.

[00:11:03]Ew. Imagine giving pictures to men who crave pics.

[00:11:09]For $12 a month you get everything.

[00:11:13]>> For only $4 more you get everything.

[00:11:16]>> You like me. You really like me. Oh, thank god you signed UP FOR THIS. YOU AREN'T JUST ABOUT SUPERFICIAL PICTURES.

[00:11:22]You want to see where I'm performing.

[00:11:24]No, I really don't.

[00:11:26]>> [snorts] >> You want videos. You want interviews.

[00:11:28]You will be first to know about everything. Lady, nobody cares about you, okay? You're not talented. You're not funny.

[00:11:35]You're not a comedian.

[00:11:36]That's all there is to it.