NOT FUNNY DIDN'T LAUGH | TheRussianBadger Reaction

Added: 2026-05-16

[00:00:04]Let's get into it. 3 2 1 boom.

[00:00:05]>> I got chug jugs.

[00:00:08]Chug jugs, that is ain't no secret.

[00:00:11]>> [laughter] >> This is not funny.

[00:00:15]>> It's not funny. It's just dumb, but you're [ __ ] going to lose.

[00:00:19]>> I took her to the tilted and I freaked it. Found a golden scar, should I keep it?

[00:00:24]>> [laughter] [laughter] >> That's not funny. None of this is funny.

[00:00:37]Not funny.

[00:00:39]Didn't laugh.

[00:00:40]>> criticism that I hear about my videos, which I happen to agree with. Often times I have no idea if something's going to be funny or just corny.

[00:00:48]>> BUCKWHEAT, GULCH, GULCH. THAT was a chaos marine, the world eater.

[00:00:56]It may sound confusing, but when I make a video, I'm not trying to make it 100% composed of funny juice.

[00:01:02]>> You want some cranberry?

[00:01:05]Cranberry?

[00:01:06]Cranberry? Spicy cranberry?

[00:01:09]NYPD open Hello. No.

[00:01:13]>> [laughter] >> I try to tell a story, number one, whether that be the story of a certain game, a certain operator, or a certain event. I try to be informative by leaving you more knowledgeable and smarter by the time the video's over.

[00:01:27]>> While while I'm on while I'm thinking about it, never you never uh not sure who's collected more VTubers Badger or Reggie. To be fair, my mod postal has uh kind of made me watch these, but I've kind of uh found my own enjoyment for these videos.

[00:01:47]>> [snorts] >> And while I'm thinking about it, if I don't if I don't ask this question, I'm going to forget it later. Which performance out of all the incarcerated uh festivals that you've been to, which character which band in and which band had the best performance that you remember?

[00:02:05]Cuz I'm genuinely curious. I wonder like which bands I would like to expect from Incarcerated.

[00:02:12]by leaving a certain game, a certain operator, or a certain event. I try to be informative by leaving you more knowledgeable and smarter by the time the video's over. Not in the boring textbook way, but in the hey, I learned something new way. What did you say earlier, Skulker? It's not illiterate.

[00:02:29]What was it? Subliterate. Subliterate.

[00:02:33]>> [laughter] >> And above all else, I try to be entertaining, which can be about making you laugh sometimes, but in my eyes, it's primarily making things exciting and memorable. So, as an experiment with my own content, this video is 100% composed of funny juice. There's no story, it won't make you smarter. This is a full-throttle attempt at funny, which I imagine is going to fail and make you guys angry.

[00:03:00]Number one priority. Thank you to Raid Shadow Legends for sponsoring All right.

[00:03:05]>> [laughter] >> Uh that takes up like 10 per like 5% of the video at the most.

[00:03:16]You're you were fried you were you were fried but pretty hyped for Slipknot.

[00:03:20]>> Yeah, I've seen Slipknot a couple of times. Seen Slipknot a couple times live.

[00:03:25]Right as you go to work.

[00:03:26]>> [laughter] >> Oh, no.

[00:03:29]I mean, I was also eating for this, so.

[00:03:34]Friend, not fried. Okay.

[00:03:37]You remember your friend was pretty hyped for Slipknot. You liked Drain a lot. Okay. Okay.

[00:03:44]I mean, I'm I'm seeing things like as as they're typed.

[00:03:49]And and apologies if I'm like over over if I'm if I sound over stimulated and can't come up with the right word they come up with the right words it's because of my autism and ADHD mixed together. I have two brain processing disorders and may and one makes me drool over information super slowly while the other makes me go through the information super fast both of which end up being wrong.

[00:04:16]>> [laughter] >> I I think that was like from a comedian.

[00:04:19]I don't remember which one but it it was definitely from a comedian. Bob in the upper right. Good luck. I'll see you guys there and let's get back to not laughing. Number two, thank you for your feedback about your 5E5 pickup basketball dream team in the last video.

[00:04:33]The four best teams that I arbitrarily picked were team Sans with Deadpool, Batman, Yegor and Shrek. Team >> [laughter] >> Furry Woods with Spider-Man, XXXTentacion, Tom Brady and the It Clown. Team Jason Bourne with XXXTentacion, Tom Brady and THE IT CLOWN.

[00:04:50]>> [laughter] >> THAT'S NOT EVEN THAT'S THAT'S NOT JUST that's not even just Pennywise. That's Doug Walker's iteration of the It remake.

[00:05:01]>> [laughter] >> With you, DUDE.

[00:05:05]>> [laughter] >> I'M SORRY.

[00:05:07]CLOWN. I HOPE that's what it is.

[00:05:13]>> [laughter] >> That's Jason Bourne.

[00:05:26]Okay. Um who do you guys think would win this match up? I think that team corn would uh would not only not win but I think they would tear themselves apart just for the sake of Doom Guy wanting to just kill every demon that a corn all that it is that a world eater marine Doom guy with a chaos legion heresy.

[00:05:52]Yes, exactly. Like Doom guy would just outright destroy this chaos marine completely.

[00:06:01]>> Power Ranger and Doom guy.

[00:06:03]>> And I don't think Red Power Ranger would be working with such villains like a chaos marine, Hannibal Lecter and Mr. Freeze at the same time.

[00:06:13]>> Power Ranger and Doom guy. Who would win this match up of the final four? I have no idea. Team Corn, but thanks for the 10,000 plus submission. This was submitted by the Blood God Skull Throne and do you guys ever love Call Me Carson and Master Chief? But this isn't funny enough.

[00:06:33]Let's get to the funny.

[00:06:39]>> We're starting off light with some poetry because if there's anything that's going to make you laugh, it's Siri's sonnets. I think world eater might be the only thing capable putting up a fight for Doom guy. Fair enough.

[00:06:50]>> are blue. I'm wanted in four states for 13 accounts of home invasion between the years of 2003. [laughter] I can't even finish it. The natural segue from poetry would be firearms because when you think about it, most people think they know everything about those two things when in reality they don't know [ __ ] about those two things.

[00:07:11]>> The Zeus the street sweeper was the failed civilian model striker that got banned because the ads for it and its name were heinous. Yeah, figured it would get banned just because it's called the [ __ ] street sweeper, bro.

[00:07:21]Oh, oh, I was thinking striker's a pretty cool name for a street sweeper.

[00:07:25]Oh, WHAT'S IT FOR? 100% [laughter] OH, NO. We call it the convict muncher.

[00:07:33]>> [laughter] >> So, what application do you plan to use with this new street sweeper?

[00:07:40]Right.

[00:07:40]>> No, firearms not doing it for you?

[00:07:43]Well, let's go on to my other favorite F word, food.

[00:07:46]>> Badger, your channel's full of people who ate ravioli back in I just finished >> [laughter] >> mine. Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formioli.

[00:07:56]>> [laughter] >> Have you ever had water >> I hear the term ravioli and and and it it comes up with one of two things and they're both related.

[00:08:05]Uh it's either going to be the ravioli, ravioli, give me the formioli from Imitation Crab, Spongebob.

[00:08:13]Or it's going to be uh 1st of October ravioli, which is which is also inspired from that same scene. I'm sorry, some of us have to put water on our Frosted Flakes.

[00:08:23]>> Personally attacked.

[00:08:25]>> [laughter] >> Have you ever had water with Frosted Flakes? I've had water with Frosted Flakes.

[00:08:28]>> It's [ __ ] disgusting. It's so My brain just blanked for a second.

[00:08:34]What? Have you ever had water with Frosted Flakes? Oh, no. It's [ __ ] disgusting. It's so It's sugar water and cornflakes.

[00:08:45]Bro, if you don't have [laughter] milk, why not just not eat the cereal? CUZ WE BROKE OUT HERE, BRO. WE DID.

[00:08:51]>> [laughter] >> LISTEN, BRODY. HEAVENLY'S JUST TRYING TO put water on his family's table, all right? Just leave him >> [laughter] >> Hell, why not put the two most American F words together? Couldn't hurt.

[00:09:02]>> What the hell's a Food City? It's a grocery store. [ __ ] use context clues, Jesus.

[00:09:06]>> Food City is like Uh food and firearm. I would like to ex- I would like to introduce the kitchen gun. Bang, bang, bang. I love you, kitchen gun.

[00:09:18]>> [laughter] >> Why would you eat water with Frosted Flakes? Just don't buy cereal if you don't like milk. I mean, >> [snorts] >> are you sure that they that they did that because they wanted to or because they had to? I mean, milk is what, $3 a gallon? Gas is $3 a gallon, but at the same time, you only buy milk at $3 a gallon when you only need one, two, maybe three.

[00:09:42]Maybe three. In my In my refrigerator, because my family goes through a lot of milk, um we buy up to four gallons sometimes.

[00:09:53]It's It's kind of nuts. What the hell's a Food City? It's a grocery store.

[00:09:58][ __ ] use context clues, Jesus. Is it like what? Food and stuff? You got food and stuff in there? That's it? No, it's pretty much just food. It's a Food City.

[00:10:05]It's a food stuff city. Yeah, bro. They sell They sell bagels, they sell pizza rolls, they sell sleeves and skull and AR-15s. I mean, it's like every other grocery store.

[00:10:14]Hey, AR-15s, yes. Every other grocery store.

[00:10:18]What other apps do we have in here? The Where are you that gas is $3 a gallon?

[00:10:22]It's $5 a gallon in there.

[00:10:26]Also, I don't drink pop, so you go through a lot of milk. I I only drink water, and the reason why like I had a can like uh like crack open here was because like I drink uh Liquid Death. Liquid Death, please sponsor me. Anyway, >> [laughter] >> uh I'm currently uh drinking uh the orange flavor of Liquid Death at the moment.

[00:10:48]I've been soda-free for uh since 2021.

[00:10:54]So, I've been soda-free for 5 years. I haven't had any soda at all in 5 years.

[00:11:02]It's kind of nuts.

[00:11:03]>> [laughter] >> So, like uh I My train of thought just derailed.

[00:11:11]Let's just get back into it.

[00:11:13]What other apps do we have in here? The frogs? Will frogs do anything for you?

[00:11:18]>> Dude, I [ __ ] love frogs. I've dedicated my entire >> putting the chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay.

[00:11:25]Why are you always trying to one-up me, dude?

[00:11:27]>> [laughter] >> God damn it. The French French operators, French recruit, French something. There's a joke in here somewhere.

[00:11:36]>> Go skulk or go. There's your countdown.

[00:11:38]Send it, brother. Hard right, hard right. To be fair, there are certain [laughter] places in the US that that gas is $3 a gallon.

[00:11:45]Pre-fired.

[00:11:47]Yeah, brother. And it's kind of nuts that it's that low right now.

[00:11:52]But like even when I was living in California, $3 a gallon for gas was was nice, you know. Uh it got really bad like um during the lockdowns where it did go up to seven per gallon.

[00:12:08]Um Uh explaining why I'm talking about and talking about like uh opinions for that that goes into politics.

[00:12:21]I don't really want to talk about politics, so let's just keep laughing at Russian Badger. Blast it away. With a shotgun.

[00:12:28]Pre-fired.

[00:12:30]Yeah, BROTHER. OH GOD.

[00:12:32]>> [screaming] >> I TRIED IT I TRIED TO KILL HIM BEFORE HE RAN AWAY. GOD, he's got such a devious look on his face.

[00:12:37]>> [laughter] >> He was grimacing.

[00:12:41]>> god.

[00:12:46]He's gripping the phone like I can just picture HIM JUST GOING >> [laughter] >> WHAT ABOUT FRENCH CANADIANS? We're here to murder your family and sell you some maple syrup. Not necessarily in that order. On the topic of Canadians, I may as well I hope that every Canadian operator in Rainbow Six just says sorry every time they they take out another operator.

[00:13:08]>> Sell you some maple syrup. Not necessarily in that order. On the topic of Canadians, I may as well knock out some health care based humor. That couldn't hurt. Actually, these are these are slugs. This is probably going to hurt.

[00:13:20]>> I'm just going crazy.

[00:13:21]Easy. See, once you Right in the Right in the Right in the kneecap.

[00:13:24]>> Blast him in the knee. It looks like the nuts. It looks like has been modded that somewhere. Sorry.

[00:13:30]Ram dick first into a 12 gauge sniper rifle. Ow.

[00:13:35]Yeah, that is that is most definitely worse than prostate cancer.

[00:13:39]>> That is straight up Oh, sorry sir. I got to apologize and I need to go back to my house.

[00:13:46]>> [laughter] >> Yes, I make fun of Canadians because my family is also kind of partially Canadian. Anyway, It's not good.

[00:13:57]How bad [snorts] is it?

[00:13:59]>> [laughter] >> It's not good.

[00:14:04]>> [laughter] >> This is the strongest coffee. Healthcare to Halo, can I legally make that jump?

[00:14:12]>> No, Jello. Tell me that there's a more heroic moment than riding a bomb as like a mode of transportation like magic trick.

[00:14:19]>> I can tell you a more heroic moment.

[00:14:21]Take that Take that chief.

[00:14:23]Take that chief. [laughter] Oh, no.

[00:14:26]Halo to hero as in superhero, I've got something morally questionable for this.

[00:14:33]Venom technically black [laughter] when he's in the virus mode.

[00:14:40]We're [laughter] still claiming him.

[00:14:42]Hear me out. Can Venom say To to quote Venom, "From the way I see it, Eddie."

[00:14:51]>> Morally questionable questions linked to terrible [laughter] racist t-shirts that shouldn't exist somehow.

[00:14:57]>> Why did she leave you, Coose? Uh, probably cuz I'm a balding racist, BUT I DON'T KNOW.

[00:15:01]>> [laughter] >> AMERICAN BY BIRTH, BALDING RACIST BY CHOICE.

[00:15:07]>> [laughter] >> BALDING WHO WANTS that shirt? Out of everybody in my audience, who wants this shirt?

[00:15:13]>> [laughter] >> We got to Somebody's going to probably put that shirt on my Throne Wishlist or something at some point. I don't know why.

[00:15:22]>> [laughter] >> Balding racist and t-shirts that shouldn't exist naturally leads me into talking about Caustic from Apex Legends.

[00:15:32]What?

[00:15:33]Another independent variable. He's holding a monster. Basically, I must eliminate this variable. You don't crack one and then say you have a variable.

[00:15:41]>> [laughter] >> Yo, Pathfinder. I [ __ ] found it, Grouse.

[00:15:47]Oh my god, Grouse. Grouse, this is so [ __ ] cursed. Oh my god. Pathfinder's old hit box.

[00:15:56]>> [laughter] >> Oh, no.

[00:15:58]Oh my god, my sides hurt from the Wait, that was his hit box? That was his old hit box.

[00:16:06]Is it still like this? Or in a way, like I haven't played Apex in so long, dude.

[00:16:13]It's been like two or three years since I last played Apex at all.

[00:16:17]Like I've been able to launch the game.

[00:16:19]It's better than that now. Okay, good.

[00:16:24]Uh I'm mainly asking this for like the people in my chat and the people who are going to be watching this on YouTube later. So, >> [laughter] >> I wouldn't buy From all the stuff that has happened on Twitter, I don't know I don't know why that some of y'all have been so so You've been You've been wanting to follow me on on Twitch and Twitter.

[00:16:45]Thank you so much cuz I'm like seven away seven followers away from hitting my 1,000 follower goal.

[00:16:52]And then once I actually hit my follower goal, I'll be hosting a VTuber game show uh for like metal trivia. So, it's bad, but it's not that bad. Okay, the hit Pathfinder's hit box. It's not like this anymore.

[00:17:09]No wonder I kept getting down so often as Pathfinder. That's why I switched to Bloodhound as my main. And And Bloodhound isn't even like a good character at the moment.

[00:17:17]>> What? At least as of last season.

[00:17:20]>> the robot. His old hit box is such a cursed image.

[00:17:24]>> [laughter] >> Give me a [ __ ] mulligan on this one.

[00:17:27]It's so off-topic that I can't say anything but this is off-topic. It's off-topic, but I remember my mouse can do this really good thing with the scroll wheel.

[00:17:38]Nice. Is that a laser gun? No, you got to do it in one big burst every time, or else it's not cool.

[00:17:45]There you go.

[00:17:46]>> [laughter] >> It's funny because your hands look like you're shuffling through your pockets and through your wallet when YOU DO IT.

[00:17:51]>> [laughter] >> WHERE'S MY [ __ ] ID?

[00:17:54]MINI AUSSIE HAS THE PERFECT connection to Slav squatting.

[00:17:57]>> Watson when you played Bloodhound is better than that. Woah, what is your Slav squad over here, Matimio? Both your legs are folding inside I Whenever I played Apex, whenever when I played Apex a ton, I was like a Bloodhound one trick near like most of the time. I mean, I did move around from character to character, but I did I did just focus on Bloodhound first and foremost. I think I had like 3,000 kills on Bloodhound, and I even almost got to plat with them. So, it it's definitely like I want to try it again, but I need to wait until Apex is in a bit more of a stable state at the moment.

[00:18:38]I want to try it again. I just need to get the time to do it.

[00:18:42]And I don't have the time to do it right now.

[00:18:45]Cuz you're on the shoe rack, you're like Slav squatting to the next level.

[00:18:48]>> Yeah.

[00:18:49]>> [laughter] >> Yeah, there it is.

[00:18:50]THERE'S THE SLAV SQUAT.

[00:18:53]OH MY GOD. TAKE MY SPOT. HE'S COMING BACK. DON'T RUIN the meme. [laughter] Oh my god. Look at him.

[00:18:58]Oh no, Caveria looks good.

[00:19:01]Oh, that's so scary. Wait, wait, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. OH, THERE we go. You weren't good enough to to live very long, so it didn't matter who you played. You just picked the character that was the least detrimental to the team. Fair enough.

[00:19:12]>> terrifying. [laughter] Oh my god. Hang on.

[00:19:15]proper form. That is so damn >> [laughter] >> They're a Goomba.

[00:19:23]>> [laughter] >> They're just a Goomba.

[00:19:27]Uh it's like the main reason why I picked Bloodhound most of the time was because like Bloodhound gave the team information on where enemies were.

[00:19:38]I mean, to be fair, like all recon legends do that now. So, it like it doesn't really matter at this point, but even if Bloodhound isn't really that good of a character, I'll still pick I'll still pick them even though it it's like they're a comfort pick for me.

[00:19:57]I'm not used to like the whole uh perk system in the game yet, either.

[00:20:02]Uh cuz I know that that is that is definitely a case cuz I I started watching Ragtag and iTemp again just just for like just for like personal spare time things while I'm working on my Ren Fair cosplay.

[00:20:15]One of us tells the truth, the other tells lies. This is the last image YOU SEE BEFORE SQUATTING IS AN S-WORD, which leads to another S-word.

[00:20:25]>> Did they finally add the perk system from mobile? after we all streamed Warframe for a couple hours. I mean, I think it was from mobile from from Apex mobile, but I don't know.

[00:20:34]>> showdown the event a while ago, which was right after we all streamed Warframe for a couple hours where reminded me of clam and I fooled around with real-time custom filters on my graphics card.

[00:20:44]>> Like you're playing recruit first, you [ __ ] You don't fit. You don't fit here at all. Like why are you here?

[00:20:51]>> Slowest victory. [laughter] Are you a time traveler or some [ __ ] Oh, wow. That looks weird.

[00:20:57]>> [laughter] >> Yo, this is straight up big dick Maverick cucks all of Siege.

[00:21:03]>> [laughter] >> Old film old film on top of old film.

[00:21:10]Oh, this is so good.

[00:21:11]>> Yes.

[00:21:12]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god.

[00:21:14]Oh, that looks great. That looks amazing. I just caught that on your stream. Old film on top of old film.

[00:21:20]If you put that in the video, can you can you narrate it like an old silent movie? Yeehaw, chuckle [ __ ] Big dick recruit cucked in all of Texas. [ __ ] you, Oklahoma. You're next.

[00:21:31]>> [laughter] >> Yes, hit fire.

[00:21:35]EASY STILL BE ON.

[00:21:35]>> OH, DOUBLE KILL. YES. THIS LOOKS like This looks like Counter-Strike in this map, but it's it's JUST RAINBOW SIX.

[00:21:46]>> [laughter] >> THAT IS 100% BONAFIDE SATISFACTION.

[00:21:53]>> [laughter] >> WEBSTER JUSTICE. This is the recruit showdown. WE'RE ALL RECRUITS.

[00:22:00]>> [laughter] [screaming] >> COME ON, ROOK. DON'T KILL ME.

[00:22:12]HE'S JUST GOING WITH THE GRENADE and the spoon ISN'T EVEN GONE.

[00:22:16]>> [laughter] >> HE JUST PULLED THE PIN. THE GRENADE isn't live until the spoon is gone.

[00:22:26]But that's not how it works with with video games. If you pull the pin, it's live.

[00:22:30]>> debate of our modern era?

[00:22:32]>> I got a question for you guys.

[00:22:33]>> Yeah. Kind of bothering. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:22:35]>> pee in the shower? I do. 100%. I just let it fly. IT'S LIKE A >> [laughter] >> YO, I WOULD BE WILLING TO BET IT'S AT LEAST 200 lb per square inch in the shower. I need to make sure I don't dent my glass when I do it. List of people with [ __ ] with [ __ ] opinions that I will not listen to. Actual grenade physics would be hard for the devs even though it wouldn't be difficult. It's just another part of the animation, right?

[00:23:02]Like your grenade is on a timer anyway, why not just add the animation? I know it's I know it's like part like it's more work they have to add on later, but still. It's at least 200 lb per square inch in the shower. I NEED >> [laughter] >> LIST OF PEOPLE WITH SHITTY WITH SHITTY opinions that I will not listen to from this point forward. Heavenly. Heavenly Father. You probably [ __ ] put one shoe on and then a sock, DON'T YOU, BEN?

[00:23:30]>> [laughter] >> I DRAW THE LINE YOU PUT THE SOCK OVER the shoe. waffle stomping it down the drain. THAT IS ONE >> [laughter] >> I DO NOT CONDONE, BUT EVERYTHING ELSE beyond that, totally A-okay. And why not some more Jell-O? Because everything is better with more Jell-O.

[00:23:49]Oh, Jell-O's blasting kids.

[00:23:52]Hey, yo.

[00:23:53]>> [laughter] >> Jell-O, I don't I don't know why I thought you would be graceful about that kill. I was I thought he was going to say, "Yeah, HE HAD IT COMING."

[00:24:01]>> [laughter] >> IT. BUT, MAN, DO MY EYES EVER HURT. MY eyes physically >> Hi, Dad. I don't know if I was staring at the 3D modeler for too long or I'm slowly developing laser vision, but I'll be You need blue light blocking glasses, like I wear 99% of the time. I don't know if I was staring at the 3D modeler for too long or I'm slowly developing laser vision, but I'll be bitterly disappointed if I go blind. Thank you so much for watching until the end of the video. Thank you to Raid: Shadow Legends for sponsoring today's video. It is the perfect game for just killing time at the airport. Like if I can't edit and I can't record, I'm not going to be able to work, and I don't really read books.

[00:24:35]I read sometimes at the airport, but not a lot of times.

[00:24:38]I never remember to bring a book with me whenever I'm traveling at an airport.

[00:24:44]Uh and I I don't really like flying to begin with, so Let's Let's change that pause face.

[00:24:49]There we go.

[00:24:50]>> [laughter] >> That's our always reply is always surprises me how little he looks like how he sounds.

[00:24:58]>> [laughter] >> I mean, there are people that are like that. You like you know the the whole like story of Rick Astley?

[00:25:05]The like when he was when he was doing stuff for like Never Gonna Give You Up, the the people who greenlit his music were expecting somebody completely different. Rick Astley is like the prime example of somebody who doesn't sound like how he looks like.

[00:25:25]Uh they were they were surprised to say the least when they saw like oh it's just it's just this red-headed kid with a bassy voice.

[00:25:39]Thanks for hanging out with me today.

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