something BIG happened today!

Añadido: 2026-05-21

[00:00:01]Hello, Squirrel Tribe 2.0. Ladies and gentlemen, I have missed y'all. It's been a couple days since we've seen each other. Life is back to normal life here in our household. Uh my mother-in-law is back home. Uh school. Uh side note, today was the last day of our daughter's sophomore year of school. So, of course, I took her to school cuz that's like our thing. Her and I generally speaking, go to school together in the mornings, have a fun drive, listen to the music, stop and get some Chick-fil-A some days.

[00:00:27]Today was one of some days. stopped and got Chick-fil-A on the way home. My husband and I will pick her up from school cuz that is also a thing. We go together for pickups in the afternoon 99.9% of the time. That way as a family, we can talk about her day at school.

[00:00:40]It's because we are so like scattered.

[00:00:43]Um, and I feel like a lot of families understand this because we're so scattered in how our days are and what our schedules are or are not. It's hard to have like just quiet moments, the three of us. Uh, so that afternoon pickup is very important to us. And then of course for me and her, the school drop off is very important. But now that it's summertime after today, it's officially summertime and she has her first job. It's definitely going to be a different kind of summer than we've had previously. Cuz before we could, you know, at the drop of a hat go, okay, well, let's go visit somebody or go do something or whatever else since, you know, my husband and I were here with y'all all the time. We're not clocking in on a 9 to5 anymore. It makes things a lot easier for us in regards of pickup ability, which obviously is not pickupility is not a word, but we're going to go with it anyway. It makes things a lot easier for us, right? But we've also come across a couple little speed bumps now cuz my mom's health, you guys know if you've been here for a while, she's been having issues with um just in general the body because the statins that she were she was on were on the statins that she was on decided to just wreak havoc on literally everything that has to do with her from head to toe and you know arms bandan to arms. Um, every time I do this, all I think of is Oprah and the wings. But anyway, um, because of all the the things that she's on and the new form of frailty, which I hate to say out loud cuz it sounds awful. I know 75 and the word frail never wants to be. That's not where you want to be at 75. You don't want to feel frail, right? But unfortunately because of the drugs and things that she's on, the prennazone, which we already know that this is going on too long, and the metformin also going on too long, but thankfully she is trying to get the, you know, the doctors and the insurance and the whatnot to get their heads out of their asses and and change things and move things along so she can get onto the let's get better wagon, right? As opposed to the let's just, you know, pitter patter along in this same [ __ ] scenario that we've been in since February. Um, anyway, but because of all those things, she can't really help us with the 80 lb golden doodle that we have. Hey, Max, where are you?

[00:02:49]He's probably on the couch somewhere.

[00:02:51]Maxi Pooh, he'll come popping up sooner or later. He's like, Lassie, he hears his name and what's up. Um, she can't really help us with him because if she were to have him on a leash, and he's a good dog. He's a very, very good dog.

[00:03:03]But if she were to have him on a leash to take him out to, you know, do his business and whatnot and another little dog or something walks by, he gets excited. Yes, he's 8 years old, but he thinks he's a puppy. Technically, he thinks he's a cat. He stretches like a cat, acts like a cat, tries to climb in your lap like he's a cat, but he is an 80 lb golden doodle. Um, if he were to just little pull, it would make her topple to her face on concrete. And so we are not willing to even attempt the idea of her watching Max so that we can go out of town. Even though of course she's like, "I can do it. It's fine."

[00:03:39]I'm like, "Ah, but that one time it's not fine. I'm going to kick myself for the rest of my life if you get hurt."

[00:03:45]So, uh, she can't help us with Max anymore. It used to be that when my husband and I went out of town, she would help us with the kid, right? Well, the kid is now 16 years old, about to have her own driver's license. She's been spending a night or two by herself at the house for I don't know maybe half a year getting used to a little bit of independence and whatnot cuz our neighbors are you know the best in the world and they're right here. We have so many people here where we live that at the drop of a dime would literally stop everything to come help in any way shape or form. Our kid has everybody's phone numbers just to be safe. Right. You got to have people that you trust when you have children that can be their lifeline if something happens to mom and dad or or or whatever else, right? So anyway, so um now we are actually going to go do something in a couple days to I want to say celebrate the end of sophomore year, but that's not really technically what it is. Technically, we're going to meet another person that does YouTube that my husband reached out to a while ago. We went and met him before to kind of like boost his spirit and uh knowledge on YouTube and whatnot. So, we're going to go meet him again before he leaves the country again. And we're going to take the kid with us because where we're going, she really likes to go in Asheville and she wants to try some of the restaurants and stuff that she hasn't been to before. And so, we're going to all three going to go. And so, so it'll be like an end of school year like celebration for her and then go meet uh Keith. His name is Keith. We'll go meet him and hang out and it'll be great. But we didn't think about it.

[00:05:15]We're like, uh, what do we do with Max?

[00:05:17]Because we could put him now, we could put him in the car and take him with us.

[00:05:23]That is definitely a plan, an option.

[00:05:26]And the hotel we're going to stay at does allow dogs and cats. However, it makes it hard to sightsee and do the things when you have a window of time where you need to get back to take the dog out and do the things. So when we go on vacation, we try not to have to take Max and but so since my mom can't help, our neighbors are actually going to help out with with him, which I absolutely love. But my neighbor Lindsay, she used to like train dogs in her past pre um prehousewife life. That's what we're going to call it. Um she used to train dogs. So I'm like, "Oh, good. While we're gone, honey boo boo, if you could train my dog not to try to rip my arm out of its socket every time he sees a squirrel, I will love you forever. I'm going to love it forever anyway. It's just going to be a heightened level of love because Max tries to kill me. Well, like every time we go on a walk around the neighborhood, he is literally so distracted. I don't know where he gets it from. I don't know where the dog ADHD comes from. I know where mine does, but I don't know where his comes from. He tries to run after everything. He does that. You know, you know how dogs and cats do. They like drop down like they're going to pounce and then his whole butt like starts up. You know, you guys can picture it. And then he like wants to go. That's not good for me holding him in my shoulder trying to stay attached to the rest of my body. My arm would like to stay attached. So hopefully she can help with that. That will be fabulous. Um, as I'm telling you this, I'm thinking of a comment that somebody left on a video here. And I read all the comments. Y'all should know I read every single comment. I don't I read every single comment. At least all the ones that that YouTube shows me, right? So I read all the comments and somebody left a comment, but they're smart because they put like red hearts in it like they love whatever's going on. So sometimes I skim trying to figure out what's happening. But this one was one of those where they were like, I can't something along the lines of why would people waste their time listening to some random, boring, mundane person's life? what have we become as a society where blah blah blah blah blah and I was like bro ma'am whatever you are on the other side obviously a troll but whatever genitalia you have attached to that trollness I was like I love that kind of thing like personally I don't get on YouTube often to view YouTube myself but when I do I'm watching real ass people talk about real ass stuff like I feel like a lot of people enjoy that kind of thing the same thing to me as if you were to go watch a TV show or watch a movie or read a book or whatever else. It's a way for you the viewer, the reader, the whatever to kind of step out of your own whatever for however many minutes or however many pages it may be, you know, TV, movie versus book, whatever, however long that may be. And maybe it's something that gives you a chuckle. Maybe it's something that gives you a different kind of emotion. Maybe it's something at the end you're like, "Oh my god, I wasted 20 minutes of my life. I'll never get back." That happens, too. I've been there, done that. Right. Um, but I just thought it was interesting that there's people out there that would um begrudge someone the ability to kind of mentally not shut off. That feels weird. But like mentally step back from their own life for a second just to give their brain uh and their own emotions and their own whatever a second to breathe. Like I kind of feel like that's what YouTube is supposed to be. A a a way for you the viewer and me the creator. Although creating sounds like such a stupid word.

[00:09:08]I hate that. Influencer content creator.

[00:09:10]Not a fan. Just a chick with a camera and a microphone who runs my mouth.

[00:09:13]That's but that's way too long. It doesn't really have a nice little ring to it. Whatever. But I think it's helpful for a lot of people to have that ability. I know it's helpful for me to be able to sit here and talk to y'all.

[00:09:25]Like, from day one of me hitting record on YouTube to now, boy, how things have changed. Like, my confidence level here with y'all skyrocketed. I don't care about all the chins. I don't care about literally the fact that my hair is dirty, y'all. It is dirty because I need to wash it tomorrow and I want to use this new hair plop thingy that I got and I want to record it so I can show it to y'all. But if I did it now, I'd be sitting here recording a whole video with just wet head, and I don't want to do that. So, I have a plan. But today, it means dirty hair, right? Um, but it's it's been a complete lifechanging situation for me. Not I'm not talking like monetarily, but obviously, you know, I get paid on YouTube that there's no there's no like surprise there.

[00:10:13]Anybody on YouTube that has the subscribers and the views, they're making money on YouTube. Duh. Right.

[00:10:19]Like if you go clock in or do whatever at work, you're getting paid to be there. It's how it works. But I enjoy being here with y'all. And in the beginning, I was so nervous to put myself out there because of all the negative stuff that comes in, which still does, but over time, I've gotten much thicker skin. Uh high school me and now me are not the same. High school me would have cried in her pillow at night over just half the comments that I get.

[00:10:48]Uh cuz not everybody is nice. Uh okay.

[00:10:51]Some people like to take even the most positive things and find a way to just try to [ __ ] all over it. Hey, you do you, boo. You do you, boo. But I think it's great that this is where we are.

[00:11:03]So, I thank y'all. I say all this to say this. I thank y'all for being part of the squirrel tribe and giving a [ __ ] Like, cuz I feel like that's that's a thing, too. People get invested in people. I am invested in y'all. Those of you who leave comments that have been here forever, I know your names. I know your kids' names. I know your jobs. I know where you live. I know all these things because you leave it in the comments and I feel like we are family.

[00:11:28]Like it's this is just as much for me as it is for y'all in the sense of uh building a family, community, whatever you want to call it, and and having friends. Like that's what it comes down to. So that's that. I don't know where that train started, but this is where it ended.

[00:11:50]Side note, you see all the [ __ ] behind me? Let me tell you. Oh, look. This is the first one I want to tell you about.

[00:11:55]You see this Chewy box?

[00:11:58]Let me tell you. So, everybody in their mama is like, "Hey, Chewy is amazing.

[00:12:02]You should you should order stuff from Max from Chewy because they have great deals. They have great customer service.

[00:12:09]They have all this stuff." And I was like, "All right." And Sarah, she sends me uh text messages all the time to let me know when there's like a sale for Chewy and and whatever else, right? So, I started ordering canned food, the Science Diet canned food. This for Max.

[00:12:22]I He does the tender chicken and vegetable one, and then he also does the tender turkey and rice. Let me tell you, both of these make his farts smell worse than what I feel like a pit of zombies from The Walking Dead smells like. It is. Bless it. It will run you out the house. Which is why we're going to talk about what's in the Target bag in just a second. What's in the bag? Well, it's really what's in the box. But if you've never seen Seven with Brad Pitt and Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacy and Gwennneth Paltro, then it won't make sense. So, ignore the joke that did not land. All right, back to Chewy. So, I started ordering the canned food cuz before I would go to PetSmart and I would get this, right? And it was generally speaking at a a decent price and then, you know, inflation over the last couple years just skyrocketed and now it's like, "Oh god, that's expensive." So, Chewy, when I first started ordering from them, it was one of the if you auto ship, they gave like some discount. I was like, "Fine, we'll order. We'll auto ship." So, I do 12 of the me tender chicken and vegetable and 12 of the tender turkey. tander the tender turkey and rice stew. I do 12 and 12 and every couple weeks it refreshes and they send me new ones. Well, here's the downside. When they send them, there's not really a downside on when they send them. Is a downside on when they package them because somebody in the warehouse is back there playing hockey with these things because look, you guys can see how incredibly dented that is, right? You can see this one's not as bad, but it's still I mean it's it's down there, right? This one. You got a little Huh. right here. There.

[00:14:00]This one is my favorite. It's the most looking one. So, you've got this right here. That would be the most dumbest thumbnail. Like that. Anyway, so this is the fourth shipment where I've had some bullsh Iced tea like that. And so, when I was opening them, I decided I was going to record it. So, I took my phone and I was like, "All right, let's go." So, I started recording opening these things just for the off chance that for the fourth delivery in a row I was going to have some jacked up cans in it. And sure enough, right? So, I record it and then I'm like, you know what? Cuz for the past three times, I haven't really said anything. Even though the second time I had to throw away eight cans, eight cans that were as dented as this. And now, you may be asking yourself, why do you have to throw them away? And I'm glad you asked that question. It's a great question because I didn't know in the beginning either. So, let me help you know. When this happens, the metal gets all janky obviously and it can start to rust and then the rust can get into the food and then it can also break down the I don't remember what it's called. It can break down the something or other that will then make like bacteria start to grow in the food. But when you open it, you're not going to know that this will be a dog killer. So, you have to just throw them away. I remember when I was younger, my nana and I would go to Bo in South Carolina. Bo was the name.

[00:15:16]And if there were dented cans, they would give you a discount on dented cans. And I remember one time seeing somebody literally stand there and dent the cans on purpose to get a discount on it. I was like, either you are very, very poor. No, I was I was child. I'm like, either you're very very poor and can't afford to eat and this makes sense or you're awful and just don't want to pay full price and then for that, you know, I hope eternal flames are in your future. Like that's how I thought as a child.

[00:15:44]Now, I don't really know how I feel about it cuz I still understand that people do things in order to be able to eat and live. And sometimes I'm like, "Hey, you got to do what you got to do, right?" Other times I think people are absolutely awful. So, I recorded this cuz I didn't want the people at Chewy thinking that I'm just some, you know, piece of [ __ ] trying to get free stuff because canned dog food is expensive.

[00:16:08]So, I recorded the whole thing and I reached out on my phone when I was done.

[00:16:12]Um, cuz my email was like, "Hey, you got a Oh, that's what I was going to tell you. Hold on." My email was like, "Hey, you got a delivery from Chewy." Right.

[00:16:18]And I was like, "Okay, cool." So, I reached out and I did the customer service chat thingy. And I'm going to um show you exactly how this transpired because where's chewy.com? So, I reached out and I was chatting with Chewy and I said, um, the this lady, her name was Ana or I think it's Ana, a N I SSA. She is, she goes, "Hey, my name is Ana. How may I help you?" And this is what I said. This is this is Make sure that my full ass name isn't in here anywhere before I show you guys everything cuz, you know, whatever. But this is my uh conversation with Chewy, right? And I said, "Uh, I have four dented cans in today's delivery. This is the fourth order where cans have been dented severely. I haven't reached out for a replacement before, but it's getting to be too often this is happening. I would like four cans replaced or refunded or added to the next order, please. Pretty simple, right? To which Ana said, "I am so sorry about that, Michelle. It is my pleasure to help today. While I look into this order today for you, how are you and your pet doing? What is their name, by the way? Thank you for your patience."

[00:17:24]And I'm like, you know, you got to spend time and make people feel good and comfy and whatever. It's customer service, right? So, like, his name is Max. He's doing great. I am good as well. Thank you. Hope you are, too. And then she said, "Awesome. Allow me a moment to look into this for you." And then I took a picture of the four cans cuz it wouldn't let me put the video in there.

[00:17:42]So, I lined the four cans up so that she could see like that kind of angle there.

[00:17:46]And I sent the picture and I said, "I took video while opening the package, but it won't let me send it on here."

[00:17:52]And this is what this is what Ana said from Chewy. Like this is Chewy customer service. This is a real person. This is not a bot that's replying to me, which you get on so many different sites, right? And she says, "Since this has happened a few times before, I can process a replacement for the entire case for you instead of just four." Uh she goes, "I also let our warehouse know about this so that it doesn't continue to happen, and I've asked them to use extra packing material to ensure future orders do not get damaged. You can also contact us as soon as an order is placed and we can have the warehouse do a walkthrough so that your order is mailed correctly. Now listen, Ana could be blowing, you know, hot air up my ass. I have no idea if she actually reached out to the warehouse and was like, "Hey, y'all are jacking our stuff up. I need you to fix it because we keep having to replace things cuz y'all are playing hockey with the with the cans down in the warehouse, right? Or if she even asked them to do extra packing material." But the point is that Ana went above and beyond the customer service expectation and made it seem like my small problem was so incredibly large that she was going to do everything in her power to ensure that it never ever happened again. So, let's go ahead and cross fingers and it never happens again, right? But I said, "Oh, wow. Thank you. I truly appreciate that.

[00:19:01]One order, I threw away eight cans. So, I appreciate the new case. Thank you very much." And she said, "My pleasure.

[00:19:07]I'm actually going to replace both cases for you." And then asked me to verify my address, which I did. And then she said, "Thanks." And then she replaced it.

[00:19:14]Says, "It'll ship or whatever." And I said, "Thank you." She said, "It's my pleasure. Is there anything else I can help you with?" I said, "No, ma'am. I appreciate your help." And then she goes, "Pawsome." Uh-huh. With a P.

[00:19:24]Pawsome, of course. And then that was it. But I told my husband like immediately I was like, "Babe, this is like legit customer service. This is the kind of customer service that we had, and I'm going to sound some type of way when I say it, pre 2020, precoid. This is I feel like before all of that stuff happened, we had much better customer service across the board. Whether it was via uh email chat, a phone call, in person, restaurants, clothing stores, whatever. I feel like it was a lot better than and now I feel like it's kind of a little downhill since then.

[00:20:00]And I think a lot of it probably has to do with how people were like shut in like recluses recluses recluses for such a long time. Maybe possibly. But this made my day. Like seriously made my day.

[00:20:13]So I'm telling you guys about this because if you have been on the fence about Chewy, and no, I'm not sponsored in the least whatsoever. I would say use them for whatever it is that you're trying to order for your animal cuz I think they do more than just cats and dogs. If you have a goldfish, I'm sure they sell you goldfish food. I don't know how it works, but I'm sure they have everything for every animal possible. But obviously their customer service is worth taking the I don't want to say risk but taking the step to order from them and you know whatever else. So that's that. And like Sarah always says they always have a bunch of discounts going on. So I would check online before you make your first order or maybe when you place your first order they'll give you some sort of discount. But great customer service. So I wanted to tell you guys that. And then I'm going to throw these four cans away because I'm not going to tempt, you know, sickness in my dog or whatever else. So, those are going in the garbage. But I wanted you to know about Chewy because I thought that was absolutely amazeballs. Now, getting to Max's farts. Let me explain.

[00:21:22]It's disgusting. And I live with a man and a teenager who both can smell at random times, right? And me. Some days I smell and I don't realize it cuz I don't wear deodorant. Let's go TMI here. I don't ever wear deodorant cuz I don't need it. And then randomly, I don't know if I've told you guys this before, but randomly over the last, I would say year or so, there's moments where I'm like, "What the hell is that smell? Holy joly, that's me. That's new." And I don't know if it's a parameopause thing or what, but I don't like it. So some days I put on deodorant still maybe like one or two days out of the week cuz I don't smell but when it happens I'm very upset about it. So the whole Max's butthole and its stinkiness. My mother-in-law when she was here we went to the Tesla dealership in Pensacola cuz our friend Teddy, he owns the Moss coffee shop. He wanted to test drive a Cyber Beast because he got, you know, a be a B in his bonnet, a hair up his butt. I don't there's so many phrases we could use here about test driving a Cybert truck. He wanted to go see what it was like, right? So, Cyberbeast was the one that he decided to test drive. So, we all went up there.

[00:22:28]It was like a whole familyfriend. It was a ton of fun. And I'll actually put a link to his video cuz he's got a small smaller YouTube channel and he made a video with the Cyber Beast. I think the kids and I think my kids in it. I'm pretty sure she's in it. But I will put a link to his video down if you guys want to see what the Cyber Beast truck looks like or whatever. Um, but we all went there and the cyber beast, it only seats five people. So, my mother-in-law were like, "We'll we'll hang back." So, Teddy, his wife, Lupe, and then Kevin and our daughter went and I don't know if there was a fifth person or not. I think there was, but I can't I don't know who cuz their son didn't go with them. I don't think their son I'm having a super brain fart. No, he didn't go.

[00:23:11]So, I don't know who the fifth person person was, but anyway, while they went and did that, we went into Ali's because there's an Ali's right next door, which I'd only been into Ali's one time when we went to Niceville for something and they had Ali's there. And I walked in, I was like, "Okay, this feels like if Goodwill and Walmart and who else?" Goodwill and Walmart and a thrift store, which is Goodwill, so that didn't really work. Had a baby.

[00:23:40]Like that's what it feels like. It feels very I don't know where I'm at right now, but they have a lot of stuff in there and decent prices, right? So, we went in and while we were in there, one of the things that we saw right before we checked out was this. Okay, the Fbreze thingies. Now, these are the ones from Target. I already used the ones from Ali's, which were way cheaper than these. Um, but they had this one in there, right? And it this is the juicy summer peaches. And I was like, that sounds like what Kevin calls my butt.

[00:24:06]But anyway, so I I did the scratch and sniff smells absolutely amazing. Like it smells like somebody's making a peach pie in your house, right? So, I bought these and I brought them home and I put them in. You guys can see the fur. There we go. The that way. The Fbreze thing right there. I have one there. I have one over near Max's bowl because again, smells like [ __ ] So, I have one over there. I've got one at the front entrance. We have one in our closet cuz that's where the shoes are. And then we have one in the guest bedroom, which is where am I at? over over there somewhere that that door and then um one in our bedroom, but I don't really keep it plugged in too often cuz I think sometimes it can get a little overpowering when the doors are closed.

[00:24:48]Um so we put these in there and Kevin came home and he's like, "Oh, it smells really good in here." I was like, "Yes, yes it does." So they come with um two or four in a pack like well a two thingy like this. Uh but you can buy a fourack, but Ali's only had the two pack, right?

[00:25:03]So not two pack the wrapper two pack as in two per pack. So, we when we were at Target a couple days ago, weeks ago, days ago, I I found some more of these.

[00:25:14]But I also found the spray version. So, every time now that Max farts, I just follow his little butthole around and spray the air behind him because But they also had and I'm gonna I seem obsessed with Juicy Summer Peaches, but they also had the these little ones, which are amazeballs for the bathroom, especially if you have people in your household who might not have, you know, the cleanest smelling bathroom moments.

[00:25:41]So, I'm going to put one of these in each bathroom and well, not the kids' bathroom. She's got her own stuff, but the guest bathroom and our bathroom, I'll hide one behind the toilet. You You take it out and you poke the little thingy right there in and then it just lets the scent out. These work pretty good. So, I got those and I'm very excited about them. And the reason I'm telling you is for those of you who like juicy summer peaches. This stuff smells absolutely amazing. You can find it at Ali's, I know, and at Target, probably Walmart and other places, too. But while we were at Ali's, we found more than that. I got my mother a mother's day gift from there. Sorry, my pants are like falling down my butt. I got my mother um like a tray while we were there that was really really pretty and my mother-in-law got her some bowls that match it cuz I'm thinking, okay, listen, my mom when she's having her meals, she or she wants to hang out on the couch or whatever else, it'd be a lot easier for her instead of having to get up and down and up and down and up and down to have everything in one little place. So, I got her a tray she can put all her stuff on, right? But while we were there, I was looking and please wait. I got some stuff for myself. So, this is the pattern that I got the tray for her.

[00:26:47]Look how freaking big this bowl is. But I saw this and I was like, "Okay, this thing was $5, okay, for this big honking bowl that would cost you probably 15 at Target." It is literally I mean, I could wear it as a hat. It's massive. But I thought this would be so nice to put like watermelon in the summer, just fruits in general. absolutely delicious.

[00:27:08]And for some reason, the bowl just screams summer to me. But I also really liked this one. And I'm not sure why. I don't even know what I want to do with this. Maybe I'll make it like a decorative center thingy, but I feel like it just being plain white on the outside might kind of ruin that. I don't know. But I like this one, too. $5 for these big honken bowls at Ali's that even maybe Walmart would have had the same kind of pricing, but I haven't seen anything this pretty at Walmart. I love this thing. I just want to show it to y'all if you have Ali's next to you.

[00:27:41]They had small bowls like this. They had plates. They had some cups. They had all kinds of stuff. And I thought it was great and so I wanted to share.

[00:27:50]That's that. Now, the other thing I want to share with you, this is gross looking, just FYI, is this. You want to see the dog? I'll get the dog over here.

[00:27:57]The kid was on Tik Tok and she saw some video with this little thing, whatever this is, and she sent me a text. She goes, "Can I order this?" And I was like, "What? What even is it?" And so she's like, "It's a ball that just like rolls around and it's for the dog to chase or whatever else." So I was like, "Sure, whatever." So she orders it. It comes in it's it's a charging one. So you take the little thing out and you can charge with this. And the first day she did it, she didn't know that this was in the box to like put the ball in.

[00:28:28]So the ball is like a really hard plastic. She just turned it on. Max lost his ever loving mind. But he kept trying to like pick it up and he'd pick it up and then it would start vibrating again and he'd be like, he looked real special. But um I found this thing and put it in there. Watch. I bet. Hold on.

[00:28:44]There's a power button. Turn it on. Turn on. Wait. It should start vibrating in a second. Do your thing. What are we doing? Work for me, bro.

[00:28:55]Okay, watch.

[00:28:59]Max, look.

[00:29:02]He absolutely loves that thing. Wait, it stops. Hold on. He'll go to pick it up.

[00:29:08]Wait.

[00:29:11]Normally, he pounces on it. Are you camera shy right now, sir? He normally he's pouncing all over, but he he'll pick it up. He'll pick it up and take it over to the carpet area because he likes it's better on the carpet. Look, he's like, "Stop."

[00:29:28]He's normally way way more whatever with it. But his tail goes crazy. But you can't see it if I put on the carpet, which is why I'm showing to you here. You got it, bro. Oh, wait.

[00:29:38]It's going to go off again. And then he drops it.

[00:29:43]But it's like for a dog who is here by himself sometimes, leaving that on it keeps him entertained. And I think it was like $5 and she ordered it off Tik Tok. I will ask her for the link to it if you guys are interested. And I'll put it in the um description or the pin comment or somewhere if you guys have any interest in ordering whatever this is. It's called the interactive dog toy ball M4. At least they titled it for exactly what it is. I cannot read that.

[00:30:12]you something durable motion something orange my mom eyes can y'all read any of that I got nothing so that is absolutely amazing he'll be over there for hours now playing with that just FYI last thing look I got it you guys told me to buy how do you say it son kalon I don't even know c e y l o n cinnamon for my mom or people in general it's supposed to be like better for you than regular cinnamon I found it Publix. This joker is not cheap. Just so we're awfully aware, the thing was like $8.

[00:30:47]Like $8 for some cinnamon. It's ridiculous. But I got it anyway because I was there and they had it and it's organic cuz what's the point in getting it if it's not organic cuz then it's got all the chemicals in it. So doesn't I think it defeats the purpose at that point. So I got her this. We'll give that to her next time I see her and and go from there and figure out how that all is going to work. I got one more thing to show you.

[00:31:09]I was trying to decide if I want to show you guys this or not because look, I don't know how to do this on a YouTube video. This might get me in trouble. I don't even know. I don't know if you guys have seen the I feel like it's a bunch of Facebook ads. Maybe it's on uh Instagram and stuff, too. But for the Invisalift, basically they're they're, you know, over- the-shoulder boulder holders. I got it right. Over the shoulder boulder holders. Yeah, titty lifters, whatever. But they're supposed to be so you can wear them with like really cute dresses and tank tops and things that are like either low cut or spaghetti. Maybe not spaghetti strap because these things have a a thing on them. But y'all, I have a larger chest than some females.

[00:31:53]So when I see the ads for these things, everybody has like little ones, so it's easy to lift them and stick them and hold them up in place. Right. Right.

[00:32:03]They were like, "You go to order them and you have to put in your size." And I'm like, "Well, technically I'm like a 38 triple D because of all the weight I've put on. They're supposed to be more like a 36D."

[00:32:14]We've gone up in size everywhere. These little, you know, Hefty Jokers have gone up in size as well. So, when I ordered them, bless it. The I was not I don't know what I was expecting, but the size of these things are almost as big as that bowl I showed you. I'm going to show you how big this thing is. There's nothing sexy about this. Like before I saw them, I was like, "Oh, that's sexy."

[00:32:36]You You literally you like stick it under and you lift it up. Can you see the difference there? If you pulled one joker up, you lift it up and you like tape it over your shoulder and it's supposed to, you know, I would look like Dog the Bounty Hunter's wife if I had a push-up bra. I'd be like, I can't breathe, right? It'd be like in my throat. No, we're not going to go there.

[00:32:54]Um, but when I ordered a 38 triple D, I don't know why I thought that this would be a good idea. Bless it. They have like an underwire built in. Look how big that is. Oh god, my my entire face fits in here. It puts the lotion on its skin. My entire face fits in the booby cup. That is I never thought that that line would come out of my mouth, but you're supposed to You see this is This is the string. You're supposed to I'm guessing this is the left one based off the shape. You're supposed to lift and literally tape. Can y'all see where normal sits and then lifted in theory would sit? That's a massive difference. We're almost grazing belly button over here. Up here you have to learn to breathe differently cuz you know whatever.

[00:33:49]I'm going to try these out.

[00:33:52]You won't get to see them obviously cuz we're not hoing out on YouTube over here, but I will put like a tank top or something on so that you can see. I don't even know if I want to do that cuz the cleavage is in theory going to be just a lot. But we'll we'll figure it out.

[00:34:06]I'll figure it out. We'll figure it out cuz I want you to know if these things work for for those of you who have, you know, I mean, I assume if these will work on these that if you're larger than me, this might be lifechanging. Like for your boobs, if your boobs are larger, cuz mine aren't even real. And and they've already started to, you know, go a little south of the uh the border here. Like they're moving down, right?

[00:34:31]For real ones that are 38 triple D's, I have to assume your nipples look at your toes more than you do at that point in life. There's I just picture and so I feel like you could just like fold them in here and lift them up and throw it over your shoulder.

[00:34:49]This could be life-changing. This could be confidence boosting than nobody expected. I feel like we should have started with these jokers, y'all.

[00:35:00]It's like a yamaka. That's I'm not trying to be any kind of way. It's just I It literally is the size of my damn head.

[00:35:08]That's all. I should stop there. We should stop there before I continue on and say even more dumb [ __ ] that is not whatever. I was going to talk about We'll do that later. I have a massive package. Nope, that sounds wrong, too.

[00:35:21]Uh there's a I have a big box. Nope, that sounds wrong, too. I have something to open for you uh in another video and it's dimensionals are large. So, we'll do that in another video. Bless it all.

[00:35:34]I love y'all immensely. Thank you for letting me have um you know the conversations that we do and the whatnotss. I appreciate you. Max's toy has stopped. He's probably sad right now cuz he doesn't have thumbs to push the power button. So, I will go do that for him. Um besides that, thank you. I love y'all immensely. Oh, remember also for anybody who is interested, there is a uh community where my husband and I help people who either have a YouTube channel or want to have a YouTube channel where you can do whatever the hell this was or you know make things that educate people.

[00:36:12]Although I I feel like explaining how to pull your boobs out of your belly button and back up where gravity meant them to start off with is very educational.

[00:36:20]That's just me. um or whatever else it is that you want to make. If you have questions about YouTube, we have a community we're building over there of people who are YouTube focused, right?

[00:36:32]Uh I will put a link to that in the pin comment. It's a school uh S K O L for common sense methods. I'll throw that in there if you're interested. If not, no harm, no foul. It's not for everybody. I fully understand. Um but it's a lot of fun. So, there's that. Now, I'm done. I love y'all immensely and I'll see you when I see you. Goodbye.