Is This The Best Doner Gaff In Newcastle?!?!

Añadido: 2026-05-27

[00:00:00]Oh my days. C you having that? This is the sizzlerless mash.

[00:00:07]Yol.

[00:00:08]>> What are we?

[00:00:09]>> How are we?

[00:00:11]>> What? What? How does Jordy speak? Why I Why I cat pet? That's it. Why I pet you up? You up mush. But knows anywhere. We're in Newcastle now. Central stops off at a little place called This is Donna. Yeah.

[00:00:28]How are you feeling, Mike? On a scale of 1 to 10.

[00:00:31]>> Four.

[00:00:32]>> Why?

[00:00:33]>> I'm starting to get hungry.

[00:00:34]>> Are you really? After seeing that Uncle Elroy number slip down back of my throat.

[00:00:39]>> Mhm.

[00:00:40]>> Watch your back.

[00:00:41]>> How are your knees feeling?

[00:00:43]>> Nice.

[00:00:43]>> Has anyone seen my eyebrows? I'm Swedish, brother.

[00:00:46]>> You're using all >> What are you? What?

[00:00:49]>> What are you?

[00:00:49]>> Irish.

[00:00:50]>> What?

[00:00:51]>> Irish.

[00:00:53]>> You're not Irish.

[00:00:54]>> You're a wolf from Darwin.

[00:00:56]>> You're a rapper. Well, I'm dribbling in me today.

[00:00:59]>> I know. We need to sort that out.

[00:01:01]>> Should I sort myself out?

[00:01:02]>> Come on, cuz I don't dunk them.

[00:01:05]>> Here we are, lad. Follow me, brother.

[00:01:07]All right, champ.

[00:01:12]>> This is Donnie.

[00:01:14]>> Hey, mate. You all right? Right, mate.

[00:01:17]Can I get the sizzly Donna smash?

[00:01:20]>> They only as a meal like chips and drink.

[00:01:22]>> Uh, yeah. Can they be loaded fries or >> loaded fries? All right.

[00:01:27]>> No cheese on them. No, please. If you can. [music] >> I'll do.

[00:01:32]>> No cheese.

[00:01:34]>> Yeah.

[00:01:35]>> I don't want to get too cheesy. Yeah, it is loaded fries, mate.

[00:01:38]>> Don't get cheese. It's not loaded.

[00:01:39]>> Yes, it is.

[00:01:41]>> Please don't.

[00:01:45]>> Put cheese on then.

[00:01:46]>> It's a little bit of cheese. Not a lot of cheese.

[00:01:48]>> Cheese yet.

[00:01:49]>> No, lad. Get your bits. [music] >> [laughter] >> What is a noun?

[00:02:02]>> A noun.

[00:02:03]>> A doing word. B a describing word. C a naming word. D a joining word.

[00:02:11]>> It's a joining [snorts] word.

[00:02:14]>> C a naming word.

[00:02:15]>> I don't know what a noun is, bro.

[00:02:17]>> Number two. Which sentences use the correct form of the as in t h e i r?

[00:02:26]>> there.

[00:02:28]>> A. They're going to the cinema. B.

[00:02:32]They're going to the cinema. C. They're going to the cinema. They are going to the cinema. D. There is a good film.

[00:02:44]>> D.

[00:02:45]>> No. C. They are going to the cinema. How can I I I need to see that, brother. I can't. You know what I'm saying?

[00:02:51]>> Three.

[00:02:52]>> You're nonsense.

[00:02:53]>> What is the adjective to the sentence?

[00:02:57]>> The tall boy ran quickly.

[00:03:01]>> What?

[00:03:03]>> What is the adjective in this sentence?

[00:03:06]The tall boy ran quickly.

[00:03:10]>> A comma.

[00:03:11]>> Tall.

[00:03:15]>> Four.

[00:03:16]>> A comma.

[00:03:18]Four. Which word is a synonym for happy?

[00:03:22]A. Angry. B. Joyful. C. Tired. D.

[00:03:25]Nervous.

[00:03:27]>> Joyful.

[00:03:29]>> Come on.

[00:03:31]>> One out of four so far. Five. Which sentence is punctuated correctly?

[00:03:37]I like pizzas, burgers and chips. B. I like pizza burgers and chips. C. I like pizza burgers, and chips. B.

[00:03:50]>> What [applause] type of word is ramp?

[00:03:53]>> What type of word is what?

[00:03:54]>> Ran.

[00:03:55]>> Ran.

[00:03:56]>> Yeah. A noun. B verb. C adjective. D pronoun.

[00:04:07]>> B.

[00:04:09]>> Yeah. [applause] >> Is it?

[00:04:12]>> I want to guess that. Ch. Which sentence is in the past tense?

[00:04:17]>> A. I walk to school. B. I am walking to school. C. I walk to school. D. I will walk to school.

[00:04:26]>> A I walk to school.

[00:04:28]>> Yeah. See, I walk to school.

[00:04:30]>> You got But A and C are the same.

[00:04:32]>> A.

[00:04:34]What is the opposite of generous? A.

[00:04:37]Kind. B mean. C honest. B brave.

[00:04:41]>> Uh mean.

[00:04:44]Correct. Number nine. Which sentence contains a simile?

[00:04:49]>> A what?

[00:04:49]>> A simile.

[00:04:50]>> Simile.

[00:04:51]>> Yeah. A. The sun smiled down on us. B. He was fast as a lightning. C. The classroom was a zoo.

[00:05:01]D. The leaves danced in the wind.

[00:05:03]>> The leaves danced in the wind.

[00:05:05]>> Correct. It was B. He was as fast as lightning. Last one.

[00:05:10]What is the main purpose of a paragraph?

[00:05:13]A to write to make writing longer. B to separate different ideas. C to add punctuation. D to confuse your reading.

[00:05:23]>> Bas >> to separate ideas.

[00:05:28]>> Come on, G. What did I get there? About three. Four.

[00:05:31]>> Four. And that was English quiz for a 15y old.

[00:05:36]>> Are you joking?

[00:05:38]>> [laughter] >> How's my milk? Is it?

[00:05:42]>> Yeah, it's a bit stronger. So, if it's stronger, you have this one then if you didn't like it.

[00:05:49]>> All right. Yeah. Sweet.

[00:05:52]>> Thank you very much, mate. Appreciate it.

[00:05:55]>> Get on that, lad.

[00:05:56]>> Wow.

[00:05:59]>> That's heavy. That ain't it.

[00:06:01]>> Don't know what which one's spicy and which one's not. I'm scared. Obviously, that's spicier than that. That ah heard that.

[00:06:12]>> It sound like it did. [laughter] >> Right, lads.

[00:06:16]So, we got the splatter, the platter.

[00:06:19]Yeah, the donor platter. We got the sizzler smash burger. He's put a bit of the sizzler Donner there on side. So, I'm straight in on that. And then he's give us the uh Turkish Donna loaded fries which is just the original with chili and garlic on it. Onions, bit of cheese on top of the Oh, no. It's a mix one. That there's chicken underneath there. Look. It's up there.

[00:06:44]Right. Start off with this. He said this is spicy, didn't it?

[00:06:53]So good.

[00:06:56]M.

[00:06:58]Oh, that is spicy, lad.

[00:07:01][ __ ] [laughter] Oh, that's good though, lad. So flavorful, man. Wow. I've always been a fan of stir fried Donna.

[00:07:14]Straight up, mate.

[00:07:17]Let's try some of this mixed Donner chicken and the Turkish Donna in it, I think, with a bit of chili and garlic sauce on there, laddy. Huh?

[00:07:29]Can you remind us what we got again?

[00:07:34]>> What?

[00:07:34]>> Can you remind us what we got again?

[00:07:36]>> Yeah. We got a sizzler smash burger.

[00:07:40]Sizzler smash burger. Yeah. mixed on a loaded fries with chili and garlic sauce on cheese sauce which is your original Turkish Donny meat chicken and then he's put a splash of um sizzly on it there.

[00:07:58]Look on the side.

[00:08:07]Let me try a bit of that chicken.

[00:08:09]This is very good, mate.

[00:08:16]So because you can go to a lot of obviously this place specializes in don but you can go to places mate and get donate and it's like it's just a bit like that. Do you know what I mean?

[00:08:27]Let's get a bit of that normal on there lad like that and a bit of that stiry on there stirs off you having that. Get on that steaming clean. Good bed of fries. That box. How much for that box?

[00:08:43]>> 18.

[00:08:44]>> 18 quid.

[00:08:45]>> Let's power that for 18.

[00:08:46]>> But obvious. Yeah, that's a lot, mate.

[00:08:47]Is it?

[00:08:49]>> And we got a um nice and spicy that lad.

[00:08:54]>> That's on top of the smash burger that you know.

[00:08:57]>> Is it?

[00:08:57]>> Yeah.

[00:08:58]>> A big burger on there.

[00:08:59]>> Yeah. Look.

[00:09:00]>> Oh, it is. Oh. No. No. No, go back around. Oh, there we go.

[00:09:08]>> Oh my days. C you having that? This is the sizzler smash, which is uh a smash patty on a brios bum, lettuce, garlic, chili, and then the sis uh Donna sizzler on top.

[00:09:23]>> Yeah. Come here.

[00:09:31]Holy >> special.

[00:09:40]>> Wow, that is fantastic, mate. So soft, wet.

[00:09:52]>> Chili and garlic on bottom of there, lad.

[00:09:57]>> Oh mate, I'm loving that.

[00:10:02]Popping lad.

[00:10:04]>> The meat is fantastic. Straight up.

[00:10:08]>> That is really good. Donna meat that m good chicken. I'm not The chicken's like >> Where's the chicken >> underneath? There's not much of it.

[00:10:18]>> Might be loads of bottom though.

[00:10:20]>> No, it's not.

[00:10:22]>> It's just like little scrap bits. Do you know what I mean?

[00:10:26]>> Well, that's good, mate. That Donna's that uh spicy sizzler Donna there has got a nice kick to it.

[00:10:34]>> Get on there and stay on there.

[00:10:42]>> Yeah. Fire fresh as >> I will swear cuz when I'm when I'm happy mate I swear.

[00:10:50]>> Yeah.

[00:10:53]Shine that no blood circuit tradition.

[00:10:58]Oh lad. Do you know what this is going to be?

[00:11:01]>> Yogurt.

[00:11:02]>> It's going to be that yogurt that tastes like milk.

[00:11:09]>> I know it is. I'm glad he brought that extra cano.

[00:11:16]>> Yeah, it is.

[00:11:25]Oh, >> no.

[00:11:41]Yeah, absolutely not.

[00:11:47]That That is a lot. That is it.

[00:11:50][laughter] Is it, lad? That's a lot. I feel like I've been going at that as well, like pretty well.

[00:11:57]>> It's lacking a bit of chicken, mate.

[00:11:58]There's not much chicken going on. The meats for the Donna meat's clean. The stir fry is my favorite, hands down.

[00:12:06]With a nice spice to it, beautiful horrendous drink. Avoid at all costs. Swell at lemonade cuz I love lemonade. Don't I? What >> you said last uh two episodes ago?

[00:12:18]>> Yeah.

[00:12:20]What I said was you've got to be lemonade.

[00:12:25]>> Is that what I said?

[00:12:27]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:12:28]>> Yeah. That's a heavy boxer. That's a twoman job, >> ain't it? Very good. I'm happy with that, mate. I'm going to f and straight down pipe. Where's it from?

[00:12:37]>> This is Donna.

[00:12:40]>> This is Donna. Yeah. Newcastle town.

[00:12:44]Solid box, mate. That's a That is a lot for 18 quid. You can't complain at that.

[00:12:50]And it's it's all good.

[00:12:53]Straight up. Four and a half. Let's run through some comments.

[00:12:56]>> Right lad. We've got back in the van because we're going to get copyrighted in this mother, aren't we? For tunes in shop. This is why it's hard sometimes to film inside the shops, in it, lad. Right then, crew. We've got Faz Cop who says, "Keep your star ratings up this grand time." Yeah. What would the feedback like on that?

[00:13:18]>> I did a poll on the YouTube channel.

[00:13:20]>> All right.

[00:13:20]>> About 100 people voted and 59% voted for new scoring system.

[00:13:27]>> Ah, I did.

[00:13:29]>> But all the comments in the video was saying five star. Keep the five star.

[00:13:34][sighs] >> It's a tricky one, isn't it? I love the five star, but it's like it shortens down the horizons a lot, don't it?

[00:13:46]>> Shortens down the horizon.

[00:13:47]>> Does that make any sense? [laughter] >> No.

[00:13:51]>> No.

[00:13:52]>> Like, you know what I'm trying to say?

[00:13:55]You fat.

[00:13:57]>> Why? Why? Why are you like this?

[00:14:00]>> I'm sorry.

[00:14:01]>> No, I'm sorry.

[00:14:03]>> The abuse.

[00:14:04]>> I'ming sorry.

[00:14:06]This is evident.

[00:14:07]>> No, cuz you don't listen to me, mate.

[00:14:08]And you make me look a cloud in front of everyone all the time.

[00:14:11]>> When?

[00:14:12]>> Just now.

[00:14:13]>> What have I done?

[00:14:14]>> Cuz I misp pronounced.

[00:14:17]>> Pronounced.

[00:14:18]>> I make a fool of you.

[00:14:20]>> No, I do it myself, mate. But you're supposed to back me.

[00:14:22]>> I back you.

[00:14:23]>> Do you?

[00:14:24]>> I just said to you. No, it's wrong.

[00:14:26]>> I'll blow your back out. Oh, >> hella gay. What we talked about last time?

[00:14:30]>> What's wrong with gays?

[00:14:32]>> Well, do you Would you >> What's wrong with gays?

[00:14:34]>> Would you gay?

[00:14:36]What? No.

[00:14:37]>> Well, you homophobic.

[00:14:39][laughter] >> Uh, yeah. I don't know, man. We'll see.

[00:14:43]We'll see how it goes. Big shout Faz Cop. And then we've got Ed Edward Dylan who says, "Most people eat the cherry."

[00:14:50]Most people eat the cherry. You're the oddball for not eating it. It's part of the bake. Well, try it. You might like it. They're not normal cherries. There's gl They're glazed sweet cherries. You might get a shiver down your spine next time you get given one. Lol.

[00:15:06]Ah, they're they're only glazed because of the icing on top of the cherry bakewell, lad. I don't like cherries, brother. But I love cherry bakewell.

[00:15:14]Do you know what I mean? It's like I love strawberry yazu. I don't really like strawberries. I'm Yeah, I'm looking at you, brother.

[00:15:21]>> Tell them not.

[00:15:23]>> I'm not vaping. Why are you vaping?

[00:15:26]>> I'm not vaping.

[00:15:32]Big sh Edwardson.

[00:15:35]Eight people. There we go. Is that only two?

[00:15:38][laughter] >> We only done two.

[00:15:39]>> We got one more then we go in the pub.

[00:15:42]>> A >> or do we have four more then go to the pub?

[00:15:44]>> Shut up you. I'm full. I'm full already, lad. No, we'll be right. Right. Listen people. On to the next one. See you on the next one. Love you for the next one.

[00:15:55]S on the next one. Love.