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South African Cat Teaches You the Afrikaans language【LANGUAGE LESSON】
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>> [laughter] >> Hi guys.
Hi guys.
Hi guys.
Hi guys.
Hi guys.
How are we doing? Well, do you like my glasses?
[laughter] Hi.
Hi.
Looking smart. Oh, thanks. [laughter] Thanks. [screaming] Thanks.
I like this color on me. I think it suits me. Yeah.
Hi >> [cough] [laughter] >> Hi guys.
[laughter] Um, hi.
Uh, sorry that I'm late. Uh, I accidentally drove into the the garbage container in front of the school gates.
And um between us, I I got really embarrassed, so I spent like five minutes crying in the staff bathroom.
Anyways, I'm I'm here now. So, uh h how's everyone doing?
How's everyone doing? Are you good? I'm surprised to see so many people in in in weekend class.
[clears throat] Um, if you don't me, if you don't know me, um, I am, uh, Yroa.
Hold on, let me chalk it out.
That means teacher.
Yeah, I'm Yo Kata.
[laughter] Your brain is already three times bigger joining the stream. Wow, [music] that's amazing. You guys are going to learn so much today. Oh my goodness, I got so much to teach you.
And I'm glad that you want to learn more about Africa.
It's a fun language. It's similar to Dutch, but different kind of kind of different.
[laughter] Yeah, I feel so I feel extra smarter today. Isn't this like something about like glasses just gives you like a like [laughter] give you more brains? I don't know.
I feel like my brain has expanded.
That's also kind of concerning, but also at the same time [music] it's okay.
[laughter] Okay, teacher. I got my notebook ready to take notes. Yes. Oh my goodness.
That's what I like to hear. You get five stars for that.
Five stars.
Wait, no. I think that is that is that like Hold on. I'm sorry. I'm new here.
Okay. I'm I'm a substitute teacher. So, um yeah, I'm I'm kind of just like the new one. Uh the the other I don't know. Um I don't know how much I can say about the previous substitute teacher. Um since they called me in. Um but I'm sure it's important for you guys to know. Uh somehow they just like exploded. I don't know. Um something something combustion.
So So now I'm here.
So, I hope you don't mind.
Sorry, I I don't mean to laugh. That's how I cope.
[laughter] Do people usually get like five stars here or do you just get a single star in your notebook? How does it work, guys?
>> [laughter] >> You can call me Miss Kata as well. You can either say teacher cuz I don't I don't mind if you use English here. But you can either say teacher, you can say yo, or you can say um Miss Kata. That works too.
possibly mini. [laughter] Why would you say that?
This student [music] just said, "Teacher, do not hit me."
Why would I hit you? I don't have I I'm not violent teacher. Why do you Why do you Why do you think I'll hit you? I wouldn't hit you.
I'll just set you a light. [laughter] You don't pay attention. I'm I'm going to set you a light. [laughter] I'll use you ana as an example for the rest of the class so everyone else pays attention.
[laughter] I got six stars once. You got six stars.
Wow. You must be a a top top student, right?
[music] You brought me an apple. Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness. Okay. Okay. Wow. Wow.
Such a top student.
Such a Wait, what do you guys call it?
An au student?
a student.
But what do you call it here at this school?
[laughter] Hi cat. There is a sentence I want to [music] know how to say in Africans. I want to know how to say Katty is so sweet and kind and I am so proud of her.
A It's so sweet.
It's so sweet. Um let me let me teach you. [clears throat] Uh [snorts] hold on. [laughter] And proud [laughter] Wait, [laughter] wait.
[laughter] >> [laughter] >> Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on.
[cough] Uh, okay. Wait. I'll teach you that.
Sorry. I was just joking. That was a funny joke. [laughter] [gasps] I was just making a funny I was just making a funny um K is uh [laughter] [laughter] okay. Um, [laughter and gasps] wait. How do I change the title of the stream?
[laughter] Sorry. Uh, forgive me. [laughter] Forgive me, guys. I'm new.
[clears throat] H I don't yet have my degree in uh in teaching. Just give me a second.
I think the important thing is for you to like uh research that um um as homework.
[snorts] >> [cough and clears throat] >> Sorry, your teacher needs some water.
Give me a [music] second.
Okay.
Locking in. [snorts] That's what That's what the kids say these days, right? Locking in.
[laughter] No, you're not cooked for the exams.
What do you mean?
What? What do you mean? Yo, offic is h donkey, which is something I teach you guys.
It's called donkey means thanks and by a donkey means thank you very much. Buy a donkey.
I I came prepared. I'm just I'm just a bit a bit flustered because I I said I had knocked the garbage composer compos comp uh composatory in front of the gates of the school and and so I got embarrassed. I'm all I'm all over the place. I I lost some of my papers too cuz I I rushed to the bathroom so I could cry.
Quiet in.
[clears throat] Don't mind me just sneaking into class late. That's okay. You'll get away. You get away with it this time.
[laughter] See, I won't I won't hit you guys with a stick or anything.
>> [cough] >> How would you say locking in and offic [laughter] Wait, I should probably write these these things down. Right.
[clears throat] [cough] Slot N [music] is lock in.
Okay, that's what it is. Slot in is lock in.
not hit. I won't hit you guys.
Did Did the previous teacher [clears throat] did the one that combusted the beat you guys with a stick? Is that [music] why you think I'm going to beat you guys if you don't know their stuff? Maybe it's a good thing she uh combusted. [laughter] Please don't tell that to the principal.
I'm already in trouble for being late this morning.
Slot in. Yeah, slot in.
Yeah, it's slot in. It's almost like a gambling slot. Like slots, you know, like slots slot in.
>> [clears throat] >> Okay. So, I hope you guys are ready. I'm going to start with um some basic things and somehow it's hopefully hopefully it's going to it's going to help quite a bit.
Um so, I do hope that you guys uh you guys are are ready. You got your notebooks down.
Thank you so much. Thank you for $20.
Thank you for my first tuition check.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you. Big ups. Big ups.
Thank you. Thank you.
[ __ ] in.
[snorts] [laughter] Thank you. So sle in. Doesn't that doesn't sle mean a different word? Wait, no. I think slit means a yabby word or I don't know slit. Yo, slit. [laughter] Thank you.
Slit. Oh, it means delete your lang. I think you guys made that word up. By the way, I don't think that's actually an Africans word.
[cough and clears throat] Okay. So, the first thing I'm going to teach you guys, okay, first thing I'm going to teach you guys is greetings.
Okay. Greetings in Africans. That way, you know, you know, like in Japanese, you have like Ohio and you have coma and you have uh what's the other one for the evening? I forgot. [snorts] But uh here we have I'm going to teach you guys and I'm going to erase this from the board. Okay. So so lock in slot n slot in I'm going to erase this from the board soon. So make a note from it.
Okay.
Um, hello.
Hello.
Hello is actually, believe it or not, [laughter] it means hello.
Who would have thought?
Who would have thought?
[laughter] Write that down. Yes, write that down.
It means hello. Okay.
And then you get This looks weird. Okay. This is a This is a O. Sorry. Um, I'm struggling to write with this chalk. This chalk is really ass. Sorry.
Huya. Huya. It's a weird way to say it, but hya hya more.
It looks like the word more, but it's not. It's has a little arrow at the top. At least I call it a little arrow. And I think if you if you think of it as a little arrow, it' be easier to remember.
Okay, that means good morning.
Okay, so now you know hello means hello and hu means good morning.
Okay, we have motor.
Your brain expanding. Don't let it combust.
Wow. Wow. Slow down. Oh my goodness. I'm sorry. See, I'm not erasing it just immediately. Okay. because I'm I'm giving you guys time to like look at it and understand.
Hello is very easy because it's just removing the e, right? Hello. Hello.
It's kind of like the cats. Hello. Just imagine whenever you think of saying h hello, just think of the cat that's jumping up and down. It's going hello.
Right.
Guys, is there any other language that has like that little arrow in there? Do you know [clears throat] like that little arrow?
It's a very common thing used in Africans.
Just looks like that. Looks like a little mountain.
Wait, French use it as well.
[clears throat] That's interesting.
Teacher, how do I say give me your money?
Give me your help.
Here may your health.
Wait, don't [laughter] don't say that.
Wait, don't use that.
Don't Don't say that. Cuz what if there's bullies and they're going to shake someone up out upside down and say he may he may he may yo help.
He may help.
[laughter] He may help.
[laughter] Oh my. What the freak? [laughter] Thank you, Thor. Oh my goodness. Thank you so much. [laughter] Thank you, Thor.
Thank you for $7.
I appreciate it. I'm not bullying you, okay? Just letting you know I'm not bullying you to to give me your help.
I'm not doing that.
[laughter] [laughter] Didn't want to go hungry during lunch break. What? So, you going to go and bully someone to to to take their money?
No.
You know what? If you're going to, can you also share with me too? Because I think I forgot my lunches. [laughter] [gasps] But don't tell the principal.
Okay? Don't tell the principal.
Don't tell Hi, welcome to stream. We we're learning officons today.
Okay, I'm going to erase this now.
Oh, wait. No. Oopsie.
Don't know what happened with the eraser there. Okay, so you learned hello and hu. Okay, you guys did write that down, right? [music] Why? Why won't it let me erase?
Why would it let me erase it?
This board doesn't want to work.
Okay, ignore this. Oh, help means help.
Help. Help.
Help means help, right?
Okay. Okay. I'm just going to leave on the board. Hello. Cuz it doesn't want to uh erase for [music] some reason. Okay.
The next thing I'm going to teach you is using uh Huya. Remember I taught you guys huya.
Huya hya, [music] right? Huya. Basically it means good.
So you can say hua which means good afternoon.
Guys, can you see my writing by the ways? Can you see my writing?
Can you see it? Is it legible?
You see it? Can you understand it? Or does it look like a doctor's handwriting?
[clears throat] And you can also say hya aunt.
Aunt aunt. It means good night. So you get hu and you get hya aunt.
and hu.
Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much, Le Dutch Boy. Thank you.
Thank you so much.
Thank you for $2.
I appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you.
Thank you.
Sorry, I need to drink some Whoa. M and your Aunt.
Kata got her doctorate.
Someday.
[laughter] Someday I'll get my offre doctorate.
Guys, don't worry. I'm just a substitute teacher right now.
Who is your mother and who is your aunt?
[laughter] I mean I mean close close enough. You could use that to help you remember [laughter] and so you can use the word hya in in lots of scenarios. Right.
Right? Like if you say cuz hya just means good. Hya hya hya hya [laughter] lies of your substitute teacher who just put a movie on.
I'm probably I'll do that after the stream. I'll just put on a movie. But at least I'm I'm I'm teaching you guys something, right?
Right.
[snorts] Right.
Dutch on easy mode. We got to start somewhere. Okay. We got to start somewhere.
Huya Muk is useful for gamers since they're often up at midnight. Right.
Exactly.
Exactly.
good [music] afternoon aunt. Good night, which none of you really say or are going to make use of because you're gamers. No one says good night. You always play until [music] the the uh uh the uh m wait, sorry, I could also put m here. My bad.
So you can say good morning, good afternoon and good evening, right?
Yay.
Who your aunt? Oh, and then this you say goodbye. If you say goodbye, you say Tor scenes to scenes.
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Wait.
Goodbye to scenes.
Goodbye.
Bye girl. Bye girl.
Bye girl.
[laughter] >> [laughter] [laughter] >> Give me a second.
[laughter] >> [laughter] [laughter] [gasps] >> No, the unfort is is the name of Afrey Con's uh uh group, right? I think it's a group [snorts] and and they called the answer. And so I said, "No, I only know the question."
Cuz it's means question.
So if you want to ask me a question, say, "Uh, teacher fro." But I'll get to the sentence structure soon. [music] It means question.
[snorts] Why won't this erase?
I don't know why this won't erase. Can't I just delete that?
Delete.
No. Now it's just a green block.
There we go. Problem solved.
Okay.
>> [snorts] >> Guys, do you feel like you've learned a lot already?
You feel like you've learned a lot, guys?
Do you feel like your brain has expanded it?
This sounds like a lot of northern sea coast German.
I wouldn't know that, but I'm sure it it might be close enough.
[laughter] My brain is swelling. No, I think if your brain is swelling, you just have to drink water and and problem solved.
I arrived late.
You yay hit y gave us lot lot late late lot lot very close to the word late is lot lot.
Okay guys I need you to introduce yourself to me now. Okay but you need to type it out in chat. I'm going to type out a sentence structure. Okay.
E.
So, as all sentences, you type with a c you start with a capital letter. E [snorts] S.
That's the That's where you put your [laughter] Don't put your actual name. Don't put your actual name.
X.
Okay.
X.
Okay. Now you have to put like your username there.
[laughter] Egg is reducted.
[laughter] No. No. That egg is delicious.
God damn it. Egg is scatter.
So I would say egg is [laughter] cat. Okay.
[snorts] E is scatter.
V is what is your nom? If I say what is your nom?
What is your nom? Is I'm asking you is what is yo nam.
This is me asking you what is your name?
Hunga. No, that's not your name.
[laughter] Freak, man.
[laughter] It is apple cut. A cute [snorts] egg is hollow.
Close enough.
[laughter] [snorts] Um, teacher, what is hamburg? [laughter] [gasps] Wait, why is this cracking? I'm sorry. I accidentally walked into laughing gas before the [music] class.
Um, let me I I got this.
Sorry, I'm just um um I'm just doublech checking something.
Okay, I'm just double checking party. [laughter] It's a party hat.
[laughter] Don't know. That's the actual way.
[laughter] [snorts] [laughter] [gasps] [laughter] So, so many of these phrases sounds like someone stuffed English and German in a bag and [laughter] with a stick.
Bro, that is so true. It actually does sound like that.
[snorts] What do you want, Viper? Wait, Viper, the the the Japanese class is after this one.
Did you accidentally come to the the class before?
[clears throat] Well, now you can't leave this class.
You're here until it's over.
[laughter] [snorts] Wait, what would Dutch be in Africans?
Would it just be Netherlands or you got some weird way of spelling it? It's called dates.
It's called dates.
Dutch is Dutch is dates in um in Africans.
Yeah. Dutch [clears throat] Dutch is dates. I don't know why it's called dates, but it's dates.
Dates. Wait, let me let me write it out.
Dates.
You say oi. You say oi for this UI is oi dots.
[music] Doits.
Wait, was that a trap? Was that a trap?
[snorts] Doits.
It's like saying oi dots. Doits.
Yeah. [snorts] So that's what Dutch is [music] in Africa. It's the word Dutch.
Um but um Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sorry guys. Like a flashbang. You got like a flashbang there, bro. In a way.
In a way.
>> [snorts] >> May nam cat I [clears throat] already wait no I taught you that already may nom is is my name is who it chat [snorts] if you if you're you want to talk to ask someone how are they not offic Can't you [music] say hon?
Oh no, it's Sorry, I spelled it wrong.
Who h it?
Who? Honda.
Who it [snorts] dates in Dutch is a word for German.
Wait, really? I think it's just dates in Africans as well. I'm pretty sure.
[clears throat and cough] I feel like some of it is like all very similar.
[snorts] Do you have my foot? [laughter] Uh, Scorpio foot and I said uh kick your foot in the air because because your your your foot fell asleep.
Wait, no, don't do that.
Slammed it.
Uh med hunt. Slam it with your hand [snorts and laughter] feet in Africans is fa fa.
So who you don't say ho, you say who.
Who you say like this. Not like who.
It's not who.
It's not woo. It's who. It means how.
Who means how?
[laughter] Not foot. [laughter] [laughter] Not foot. Not foot.
>> [laughter] >> Not fa not fut.
No, not fut.
No.
Wait, I [music] typed that wrong.
What the?
So, in the offic language, a V is actually an F sound, right? All the all letters, every time you see a [clears throat] V in all fre for like F for it, right? It it starts with F. I mean not that starts with F.
It gives an F sound like F.
F means feet.
Feet.
It just What do you mean? sounds worse the more I say it.
Not f word as in like the f sound.
Sorry, not f word.
Put the [laughter] foot the fetish. No, you can't talk about food a fetish in the class. It's not it's not it's not that kind of class.
It's language class.
>> [snorts] >> It's not fut. I just I just said it's not fut.
I just said it does not mean futa.
Okay, I've had it. I'm going to beat you guys with a stick now. I'm going to beat you guys with a stick. [snorts] [clears throat] [snorts] Guys, guys, did you know, okay, in the in the series, did you know in the series Lucifer, there's like there's there's a bunch of demons, right? And then one of the demons, they speak Afrey.
If you ever wonder why I I said Africans is a demonic language, it's because for some reason they made the demons in Lucifer speak uh freaking Africans.
Like I [laughter] [gasps] don't know why, but they decided to go with the Africans language to uh somewhat be the demon language in that show. I don't know why. [laughter] I don't know why, guys. Why they do that? I need to find you guys the clip.
Oh my god, dude. It's so funny.
>> [snorts] >> I didn't even hit you guys with a stick yet. I just threaded you a little bit.
I think all teachers do that anyways.
[snorts] Teachers are No, is not evil. Don't listen to the show. They They're lying to you. They're lying.
And what were they saying?
I need to find the clip. I can't remember.
I can't remember, bro. I don't even know what it's titled. [clears throat] Let me see if I can find it.
I swear, bro.
Why is it not working?
Wait, no, I can't find the [music] dude.
Why?
I'll find the clip for you guys. It's really funny because Latin would have been too hard to learn for the actors. They could have just I don't know made up something else. They could have like create a language.
[clears throat] I wonder if like people like speak Latin [music] are offended by the fact that in a lot of shows they use it as a demonic language. Just so just like any of you that know Ladden, do you like you get offended?
[clears throat] [snorts] Okay guys, I'm going to teach you very basic, very basic words now, right? Very useful words. Like remember when I told you guys I the only useful word I know in Japanese is you know where is the toilet.
But I'm going to teach you some useful Africans words you can use when speaking to either someone that's offic or Dutch cuz I think it's very much the same.
Correct me if I'm wrong. Um if you say yeah it means yes.
Yah means yes.
[snorts] It means yes. Not.
It's Yeah. Not.
Wait. It's laughing noises in Spanish.
>> [laughter] [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. K is a cute cute.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Not >> [clears throat] >> Okay. It means y and no means near.
Nia means no. Okay. Nia means no.
You feel kind but Ific butia and hony. me.
Stop.
What the freak, man?
[snorts] Chatty said, "Teacher, I cannot hold it in. My poop is coming. [laughter] I can't hold it in. My poop is coming out. [laughter] What the [ __ ] [cough] No, you can't. [laughter] [laughter] stool poop. [laughter] [gasps] No, you cannot go to the bathroom. You need to [ __ ] on your chair. [laughter] Sorry.
Hey, hey, hey. It wasn't me that brought it up, okay? I didn't bring up the poop.
It wasn't my fault.
See, it's always like it's brought up, but it's literally not because of me. It is absolutely not because of me.
[laughter] >> [laughter] [cough] >> Guys, I'm gonna be freaking my throat's going to hurt after this stream, bro.
I'm laughing so much. [snorts] Okay, we got through. Y.
Okay.
Y.
Okay. The next thing I'm going to teach you guys is donkey.
Thank you.
Donkey.
Donkey.
Thank you.
and buy a donkey means thank you.
Thank you very much.
Okay, donkey. Thank you. Buy a donkey. Thank you very much. Buyer means very, right? It means a lot. Basically, buyer means a lot. Thank you. Buy a donkey.
Buy a donkey. Yeah, that's the easy way to say it is buy a donkey. You can think of it as buy a donkey. Donkey. Yeah.
Yeah. You're learning. You're learning.
It means no thank you. Donkey. No thank you.
And you respond with this may. Yeah.
Exactly. This may it means this is a pleasure. This is it's my pleasure. This uh for some reason we say a you know how you say a in a sentence like just saying a you say uh you say uh but you say uh but you put like a little a thingy on top. It looks like like that like a Okay. You say uh uh this uh uh not uh uh like like a uh I mean you could say uh futa. [laughter] It's not fut. It's fa is something else.
[laughter] You put a little squiggler on top. Okay.
Yeah. You put a little squiggler on top.
A little squiggy squiggy like Yeah.
What is that?
I I'm not I'm not supposed to uh talk about that topic as a teacher.
Fa is not the same as fa.
Okay. Next thing I'm going to teach you guys. Okay.
>> [snorts] >> Next thing I'm going to teach you guys is ass as a belief. Asablif.
It's like it looks like you're saying ass, but it's not ass. [laughter] It's assaf.
Assaf.
Ask a belief. [music] It means please.
Please.
Ask a belief.
Ask a belief.
Ask a please. Close enough. You're on the right track.
Ask a belief.
As I believe. Close enough.
Ask a belief.
Ask a belief.
As a belief, hik cocket.
Wait, I think I said that wrong. Can I please take a poop?
I'm sorry [clears throat] and yammed.
Yam.
It looks like jammer, but it's not jammer. It's yam.
Sorry.
Yummy. Yam.
Yam. Sorry.
Yam. [music] Yeah. It's like saying yummers.
It's like saying yummer but without the s. Just think of the word yummer [music] but without the s.
Yummer. Sorry.
[snorts] Yum.
>> [laughter] >> Not yama.
Yama.
Yama.
The way you The way you said poop made it sound like cocking.
[ __ ] [ __ ] No, it means [ __ ] means [ __ ] The word [music] [ __ ] means [ __ ] or poop.
Poop.
It's more poop than [ __ ] [clears throat] But you can say [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] Yeah, it's like kaka in Spanish.
Except you don't say the other eight a [ __ ] And a lot of the time if people like you're talking nonsense, they'll say yay [ __ ] means you're talking [ __ ] [clears throat] Yay.
[ __ ] You're talking [ __ ] >> [clears throat and cough] [snorts] >> I feel like Do you guys feel like you under Did you Did you make notes? I'm going to check your notebooks later. And if you did not write any of the notes down, I'm going to get the stick and I'm going to beat you unconscious. Well, not unconscious [music] at least so that you can uh understand that what you did wrong [laughter] is cockat is talk. Yeah, it means talk.
I [laughter] forgot everything. I have to put that. No.
What do you mean?
See, she's really going to beat us. It's a joke. It's a joke. It's a joke. I would never. I would never.
Never. I would never do that.
I would never.
[clears throat] [snorts] So, pronunciation basics. Okay, let me teach you guys that [music] pronunciation basics pro noun.
It's so as to write with a with a mouse pronunciation. Okay.
Pronuniation.
Okay. The G in Africans you say [snorts] you say it's like hissing, right? It's kind of like hissing. Think of a cat hissing.
Right? You say [laughter and snorts] whenever you say words with a G, you say Uh, what's other words with a G? Uh, yeah. All of it. All words with a G goes [sighs] like you have to say >> [laughter] [gasps] >> No, I'm not hissing at you guys.
Guys, I'm not hissing at you. I would never guys. Wait, guys. I wouldn't I wouldn't hiss at you.
>> [clears throat] >> I would never hiss at you guys.
[laughter] Drink water. Drink water. If your throat is hurting, drink goddamn water.
[laughter] It's cuz you weren't saying properly.
Okay. And the R, the way you say Rs is, you have to feel like your brain is vibrating when you say a cat. Yes.
When you say it, you have to feel like your your your brain is vibrating.
Hi, welcome to stream.
[screaming] If you feel like your your brain's vibrating when you're doing it, you're probably saying it right. [snorts] And and then there's vowels.
There's vowels.
Okay. Okay, [music] wait. Why did I write it so far apart? [clears throat] These vowels like in Africans where words e o e. This is o.
Okay, that's how you say those vowels. Okay, and very important. Okay, I don't know if this is the same in Dutch. So, uh, dates people, uh, could you please let me know if it's the same?
I'm curious if it's the same.
Let me know if it's the same. But like um [music] in Africans, right, a lot of the people here in South Africa that speaks Africans, a lot of them will say no. Like this. No. You say no. It's like this. And it doesn't mean no. It means now, which is it. It's weird that that's what it means. But no, the like how you say it like that. No, it means now, right?
And it's very strange in Africans, right?
It's very strange in Africans because a lot of the time when someone says No, which means I'm going to be there now.
[snorts] A lot of the time it means I'll be there soon, which is very weird. It's confusing as heck.
If so, a lot of times say I'll be there now. They'll say exel.
It means I'll be there soon.
It's just a very South African thing to do to say no and mean soon. But if you say no, no, no, no.
It means sooner. I'll be there very soon.
very soon.
It's very confusing, but that's just how it's taken, [music] you know, or or what what a lot of South Africans mean if they say this.
[clears throat] Yeah.
[laughter] Right. Meow.
Right.
Meow.
Right. Meow.
Meow.
Meow. Right.
Meow.
When I say you're hungry for your first st. What the What are you talking?
[laughter] What are you talking about?
Hi, welcome to stream. I have no idea what you're saying.
Ao, which should mean right now.
Where did I hear that from?
There's there's like a song where they say aoy.
Aoy ao.
Hold on. Let me put on the heater. It's really cold. [gasps] Guys, my balls are freezing.
Guys, help me. My balls are freezing right now. My balls.
My balls.
[clears throat] Okay.
Okay, guys. Now, I'm going to teach you very strange and unique slashf funny uh phrases used in all cons. Okay.
Um, it's very weird, but well, bear with me.
Um, let me see.
I made some notes.
Spook a stem.
Spook a stem.
Spook a stem.
Spooka stem.
It means cotton candy, but it sounds like like ghost breath. It It's ghost breath.
Spooka stem.
Spooker stem.
Ghost breath.
Slashcotton candy. Spooky stem. Yeah, exactly.
Uh, so sentences I want to teach you is called Let me see if I can paste it here.
Paste my notes. Paste my notes.
Huni, Can you guess what the translation is of that?
Can you guess the translation? [music] Money sounds kind of cute. It actually it means uh don't. Money means don't.
The translation is don't shake the chicken.
me. Don't shake shake the chicken.
Don't [music] shake the chicken.
Don't overdo it or get too worked up.
Don't shake the chicken.
>> [snorts] >> Next phrase.
The optimot.
Do you know what a op is?
Do you know what a op is?
Anyone guess what a op is? It's an animal. Can you guess what a op is?
A op.
What is an op?
Yeah, a monkey.
An up is a monkey.
And up is a monkey.
The up at the mol lot.
Translation: Let the monkey out of the sleeve.
[snorts] To spill the beans or let the cat out of the bag.
Let the monkey out of the sleeve.
Let the monkey out of the sleeve.
It's my chicken and and I'll do what I want.
And that's what I'll say to that.
Okay, the next one. This [clears throat] is a long sentence, guys.
This is a long sentence.
This is a long sentence. Okay.
[clears throat] Crap.
It's a ball.
Scratching a big lion's ball with a short stick.
You're scratching a big lion's balls with a short stick.
It means you are pushing your luck and asking for trouble.
You are you are scratching a a lion's balls with a short stick.
A lion is a le a is that a bot in my chat.
Brother, what are you saying?
Brother, what do you mean by this?
Yes. What are you saying?
Well, if that's what the lion is.
[laughter] No, that's not what the lion's into.
It's a s.
It's a s.
It's a s.
>> [snorts] >> Do you guys have any questions? Um, after this lesson, you guys have any question.
Do do you guys have any any uh any any um any questions after that?
When is lunch? [laughter] What do you mean? Didn't you guys have lunch already? I just got here the afternoon.
I got here late afternoon.
How many lunches do you guys have?
When do we get our results back? As soon as you take the test. You guys didn't even do the test. Did you do the test?
I can't believe this.
Instead, maybe I should sing you an African song. Would you guys like to learn an African song? Would you guys like to?
It's called Leo Loop.
Yay.
ASMR Leo love lyrics.
[clears throat] I need to find it.
[clears throat] I tal a bike race of a place for bachelor parties may Say for stop your broken I see able.
Wait, [laughter] I need to find the lyrics.
Wait, no, it's the wrong lyrics.
[clears throat] We can post for a visit to stop for stop for [laughter] a real Lulong.
[laughter] [crying and screaming] Guys, did you like my song?
One in the chat if you liked my song.
two in the chat if you are uh you don't like it.
A cute [gasps] cute Wait, what is three? What is three?
Three means you you absolutely liked it.
I see. Wow, you guys really like my song. Thank you guys.
I'm glad you like my song. I did my best.
[clears throat] It's like Robbie Vessels was in the room room with me.
I chneled I channeled my inner my inner Robbie.
[laughter] Yay. No reason to beat us. Okay, I won't beat you guys on a stick because you're so nice.
[laughter] [snorts] Hold on, let me delete this.
Is there anything you guys would like to learn? Any questions after the lesson?
Any words or phrases you want to learn?
>> [sighs] >> I can read you a poem through long.
How to say happy Saturday?
Um [clears throat] hello cutter cutter.
Hello Hello.
Cut.
What's the best swear word?
>> [laughter] >> I don't know. Let me think.
Um, I'm not going to say the word out loud.
It's a It's an officular, but it's it's just saying it's basically a women's vagina, but it is uh but without like the Y in it. It's like saying the P Uss Y but just minus the Y.
But for some reason, it's extremely offensive here.
But don't say it to anyone or you'll get shot with a gun. I'm kidding. I'm [laughter] kidding.
You'll just get beaten up if you say that.
Don't say that.
Oh, there's one I can teach you though.
That's kind of acceptable.
Wait, I don't want to put that ugly words near my beloved Saturday.
Cannot put that there.
Slurs [snorts] here.
Slurs.
My favorite swear is [ __ ] [ __ ] It means what you probably think it means. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] But you I think you spell like this. Fk.
FK.
It's like saying fork.
[ __ ] This is my This is a funny one. Okay.
Want [ __ ] Actually, I think you say F for this one. [music] Want [ __ ] Want focus. You call sometimes you're mad at someone. You get upset and you say, "Yay, yo, hunt fuckers."
Haunt means dog.
Yay. Yo, hunt [ __ ] Oh, here's another one. M.
M.
It means hit. If you say, "I'm going to hit you.
If you say you're going to hit someone, you say hit. It's not really a slur.
You're just saying [music] I'm going to hit you.
Wait, maybe I don't have this on screen just in case.
YouTube mood.
No mood is not how you greet people. You don't hit people.
[laughter] Crossing music in the back is making the snro.
No [ __ ] I don't know any other words.
Don't do non.
Don't it means you [music] you dumb [ __ ] or [ __ ] doi.
It means you [ __ ] or you you you stupid idiot. It's kind of like saying you stupid idiot. But this word also means sewing like sewing.
Like sewing, right?
Sewing.
Going to move that horn. Wow, that is so strong.
It's so powerful to say that someone will definitely shoot you if you said that you're [laughter] kidding.
I don't know what to [laughter] sub. No, no, no.
What's other words? I don't know any other words.
Cin, don't you like speak like fluent?
You speak fluent cons. What are other words?
What are other words?
I don't know what [clears throat] other what other things there are.
Yeah, I think that's I think that's the only swears or not swears but badge [music] word and the other one which I really don't like the P word.
That one. I don't like that [music] one.
Bloxom. Yeah, Bloxom.
It means it's like also saying you idiot, I think. Right. You Bloxim or you fool.
I think it means fool, right?
Yo, do that also means a woman's vag.
And that this word also means Now this word also means like say imagine the c u n t word [music] it it means the same thing.
Yeah. Okay. I teach you enough swears.
Let me erase this before I get [music] bonka debonked.
[clears throat] Good talk.
Do not tell the principal I'm going to get [music] fired.
I'm going to get fired. Okay. I was secret hush hush hush hush slur le.
[laughter] [gasps] [snorts] So the Australian pronounce for friends with with K and O.
Wait, I don't think I understand that.
You're cute. So it's okay. Thank you.
Thank you.
I hope that was a good Africans lesson.
I hope it's good.
Hi, welcome to stream.
Hello [music] Kata, please teach me your cute cat words and let me be your favorite student. I need an apple first.
Give me an apple and then you can be u my favorite student. [laughter] Give me an apple. If I get apples then [music] then you get a star as well.
The word of the day is The word of the day is I'll send it from Iceland to South Africa. Wow.
Thank you.
Thank you.
The word of the day is Hold on. I [music] need to write write this.
want fuka is the word of the day.
It means lovely person.
Tell that to your friends. Okay. When you see your friends, you say, "Hi." Hi.
Oh, you the hornful good. And then, you know, or you look like a hornful good.
I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Don't listen to me. It doesn't mean lovely person.
I'm [music] lying. I'm lying.
I'm lying. It actually means a terrible word. It means dog [ __ ] Don't [laughter] listen to me.
I just [snorts and music] erased it and I'm writing it out again. I'm going to get bonked by YouTube.
Bad teacher. I am a bad teacher.
I got late into the class and then I I I I didn't teach the the entire syllabus as well.
Bro, [laughter] [gasps] what do you mean?
We say haunt [ __ ] or hunter.
Does it mean the same exactly the same thing or what?
Let me teach you a better word.
Bala.
Bala.
Bala.
It means balls.
Balls.
Balls.
It's a very useful word.
Is Africana an old language? No, it's just one of the languages in South Africa of the many 12 different languages.
But yeah, it's like my it's it's one of my languages.
So, um I'm teaching what I know basically.
Yeah, it's all free cons.
No, I don't speak 12 languages. God, I wish I I would be Wow. I'd be so I'd be able to teach you guys a bunch of stuff.
I don't know. I don't know. I think I only know I only know one other mala ol I teach you a cute word. [music] Olic means cute.
Olic balik combined. It means your balls are you have cute balls.
Cute balls.
Bala ol. Cute balls. [music] Boot [laughter] one focus.
No, that means cute dog [ __ ] No.
Or you can say means good balls. Good balls.
B. [laughter] Don't balls cute.
Don't balls cute. That's what [music] you said.
Don't balls cute.
What the [laughter] freak? I [snorts] saw this. Hey, hit a club from the windmill.
He was hit by a windmill. [laughter] What the [ __ ] [gasps] Wait, look at this, guys. Oh my god.
What the hell?
Hey, hit the club wind vent.
He was hit by a windmill.
Someone is crazier or not in their right mind.
Hey, the club meal is Why am I reading in Africa? Oh my goodness. I almost started reading chat in Africans.
Is this about Don Qulo?
Quit low. Quit low. Quit low. I don't know how to say that.
Quote.
Quote.
Quote.
Windmills are wild.
I'll have you know I've never been hit by a windmill.
Lucky you, Donote.
Cuote Cuote.
I don't know how to say that.
[snorts] Cuote.
A horse in Africans is a parrot.
A par muz horse.
And [ __ ] is a horse [ __ ] Perfer.
Perfer [music] is horse [ __ ] But we don't want to learn that.
Next time you say um muzumi you say per is um per means um par means uma is this word you'll use in valerant no but I Good. [laughter] I should use it in Valerant. You're You're so right.
That way I can say bad things to them to to like people and and then also get away with it and no one can be like, "I'm going to ban you because you said a slur." They just won't know what it means.
>> [laughter] [gasps] >> Derby pet derby.
Okay, I'm going to probably leave stream there. I wonder if I can read you a poem in Africans.
Let me see if I can read you a poem before I end stream.
[music] Never mind, I can't find it. [snorts] [clears throat] Not because I can't pronounce some of the words there.
But yeah, um I hope you guys enjoyed that lesson in offrey cons and that you learned quite a bit. and that it was good and fun.
Um, yeah, I kind of I I kind of want to I'm going to make a post after stream.
Um, in regards to my new model coming up, I think I might do it after stream now since it's still a little bit early, right?
And I'm sure people will still be um will still be awake or something. I think [laughter] [snorts] I think Are people awake around this time? I don't know, man.
Um but I'm going to do like a sneak little peek on my on my Modle now. Like a very small teeny tiny peek.
um since we're nearing that time. Um so stay tuned.
Yeah, I'll just let you guys know in the Discord. Um the Discord is in the description if you'd like to join.
[music] Um so feel free to join the Discord. I think it will show up if I do exclamation Discord. Let me just check.
Yeah, I think it appears. That should be the right Discord.
So yeah, if you'd like to join, definitely join.
Um, and yeah, it will be on Twitter shortly. So I'll see you then. Um, and next week I am actually thinking about streaming. Ba bum.
Ba bum. How do you guys feel about Halo?
How do you guys feel about Halo?
I might stream Halo next week. [music] What do you guys think? Would you be interested in seeing that? [cough] Yeah. So, I'm thinking about uh streaming Halo Reach.
Um I'm going to I'm not going to be doing multiplayer. [music] I actually hate multiplayer. It's kind of ass to be honest. I kind of hate it.
But I'm going to be playing um Halo Reach and I think there's going to be a a remake soon.
There might be a remake coming up soon.
So, I'm going to do I'm going to stream Reach first.
[snorts] But yeah, I hear Reach is like really good, so I kind of want to play it. I played a little bit of it a really long time ago, but I never really finished the game.
So, I do want to play it. And I might stream a bit early, but you'll still catch me normal time streaming. [music] Um, just so that I can stream more of the game, which I really want to do cuz it's a lot of content. [music] remake doesn't seem worth it from the trailers. Okay, that's fine, too. I just like Halo in general, so I kind of want to like play want to play it or replay it basically.
So, I hope you guys will be interested in seeing me play that next week.
[music] Um, yeah. Yeah, since there's not I wanted to play Neverness to Everness next week, but there's not much content going in going around in it right now.
[music] Um, so I'm going to wait for any updates. I've kind of finished all of the story and everything in Neverness to Everness. So, I don't think I'm going [music] to stream that next week.
So, yeah, I'll do Halo and probably something else.
But yeah, um, what is next week? I think next week, Saturday is the 21st. [music] Okay, so I don't I didn't announce it, which I'm so silly cuz I actually meant to say this before, but the anniversary is going to be on like my stream anniversary is going to be on the 20. I think it's the 26th. It should be on the Saturday.
It should be on the Saturday the week after next week.
So, I'm going to be having the anniversary on there simply because it's a Saturday. So, everyone will be able to well most people will be able to watch it whereas Friday usually everyone's still working and [music] stuff you know.
[clears throat] But yeah, I'm do sneak peek on the Twitter. So, I'll see you guys and I hope you have a good weekend. So, take care of yourself. Okay, you better you better take care of yourself.
You better You better or else I will know. I will know. I will know. By the way, I slept 10 hours. Can you believe this? Can you believe this stuff, guys?
I slept 10 whole hours. [snorts] 10 whole hours.
Take care, cute orange cat. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you. Yeah, it is a new record. I don't think I've ever like really slept that long. [snorts] I'm too powerful.
You're right. I have a lot of energy still, so I'm probably going to get some stuff done. I'll probably um start sorting out stuff from for for upcoming catversary and stuff. I need to when I have energy, I always need to kind of like invest it into things I'm actually gonna like be working on or [music] need sorted before it disappears and then I'm too eer.
Thank you for dro means or or that means you're welcome or it's a pleasure.
[clears throat] Wouldn't [snorts] it be funny if I just like pulled up Valerant now [music] and I put it on the the board and just like play a game of Valerant? Wouldn't that be funny, chat? [laughter] I play a ranked game and just like leave it running on the stream.
[laughter] [clears throat] That'd be really funny. Imagine your teacher plays Valerant on the screen.
Just let it let it be on the screen.
And she's supposed to be teaching.
Learn everyday Africans with Kat. Yeah, I could do like I could I could like say stuff in a free cons while I'm playing the game.
Well, [ __ ] man.
do any stuff like that.
[laughter] Yeah, that'd be really silly.
Um, but yeah, I'm going to try to get some stuff done now. So, I will see you guys next week. Take care. Good night.
Good night. Good night.
Good night.
Good night. Good night. Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Thank you everyone. And if you're new here, please like and subscribe to my channel, please. I'd appreciate it.
I'd [snorts] appreciate it.
Thank you guys. Thank you for coming to my stream and happy Saturday or should I say uh Kada.
Happy Canada.
[snorts] Bye guys.
Byebye.
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