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I want to dump it all night long.
If you're dumping my way, I DON'T want to dump it on my own.
Yeah. Dump in here, I dump in next. You call the phone number. Guess what happens next? The song's over now.
Oh, Jesus Christ. I was almost like I was expecting so much more. And then, wow.
>> Some of the greatest lyricists are known for announcing when the song is over.
>> I almost imploded. I had to plug my nose from water coming out.
>> God, it what a what a treat. What a treat. All of your uh ear holes have just been gifted hearing the one and only Mike Manady do a completely original rendition of the voicemail dump truck theme song as through life as a highway. Who sang that? Cochran or something. What is this?
>> The rascal flash version.
>> Me too, bud. Don't worry.
>> Oh my god. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. This will never come back to haunt us.
>> Yeah, >> Tom Cochran. There you go. Uh, welcome to the voicemail dump truck on this Thursday, June 18th, 2026. Holy bologoney. Uh, Mike Manady, I got to thank you again and also say, "How you doing, bud?"
>> Uh, I'm doing good. I'm pretty I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. Someone's mean to me in the email, so I'm recovering from that, but that's okay.
I'll I'll I'll get back in there. It's all right. We got tomorrow off. That's fun. Pardon me. Thinking of the things I can do for work during that time anyways, but that's all right.
>> I'm thinking about working tomorrow, too. Yeah, tomorrow's definitely a work day that we're just not like talking about, right?
>> For sure. Jeffrey Michael Grub, how are you doing in that beautiful mustard shirt?
>> Yeah, I got the the my stuff from the store. I appreciate it, Mikey. Uh, yeah, I'm doing good. I'm just just thinking about fishing week.
>> Me, too. Actually went outside yesterday and found a tall piece of grass to chew on.
>> Yeah. And uh then I realized it was treated with some sort of insecticide and I threw up a lot. Yeah, it's fine.
I'm over it. I'll pass it. Jan Ooa, how are you?
>> Kachchow.
>> Yeah. What's that mean?
>> They're still queens.
>> They're still young people. They're still doing car stuff.
>> What do you mean? It's >> cool.
>> You know, I I say that all the time, guys. I say kachchow. It's my favorite chow guy.
>> Is that Is anyone else seeing Toy Story 5 this weekend?
>> I don't know if I want to see it on Sunday.
>> Yeah, I'll see it with Dib. I'm not I'm not racing out to see it, but I'll see it. I'm looking for you know queen.
>> Sure. Yeah, that's good.
>> I'm seeing it Saturday. I'll report back. I um you know you know I I might have a history of Disney. I didn't love Toy Story 4 though, but we'll see what I think about this one.
>> Did you like >> I love Toy Story 4 cuz it's great.
>> Okay.
>> Yeah, sure. Okay.
>> Did you like three, uh, gentlemen?
>> Oh, of course. Oh, yeah. Three is incredible. Three is a masterpiece.
>> So, full transparency, I've not seen three or four.
>> That's You should see three. Three is insane.
>> You should see both cuz they're great.
>> I'll get around to it.
>> I played um I played the Toy Story 4 pinball machine a great deal. Is that fun?
>> Almost the same. Yeah.
>> Mhm. You'd be surprised how much uh media I consume first through the vehicle uh of >> I'm not surprised at all.
>> Yeah, just not even a little surprised.
No, >> not even it. Right. I guess my kid too, you know, during uh during the um >> COVID days. Um I had Willy Wonka in the house, >> right? The Willy Wonka pinball machine.
>> No, no, Gene Wilder has moved on.
>> No, I was talking about Timmy Chimmy.
Timmy Johnny Depp. Timmy Jimmy.
>> What the [ __ ] is Timmy Chimmy? Timmy Chimmy. Timmy Shalam.
>> Shalam. Shalom.
>> Oh no, dude. No.
>> That's what all the cool kids are calling him now.
>> It doesn't sound very cool.
>> Tim Dune I like better. Thank you. IDK.
I like Tim Dune. That makes me That doesn't That doesn't roll off.
>> Mike, say his name.
>> Uh Timothy Shalamé.
>> Timmy Timmy. Chimmy. Am I allowed?
>> Yes, you're you're He's white.
>> Timmy Chimmy.
>> Timmy Chimmy. The only Knicks fan. The only Knicks fan. Timmy Chim. I was going to see if he was going to say Timmy Chimy.
>> Oh, Timmy Chim.
>> Stop. Stop. Stop. Tim Chimy. Tim Chimy.
Tim Chimoo.
>> The [ __ ] were we talking about? Oh. Um, pinball.
>> Yeah. the the Gene Wilder Willy Wonka pinball machine made by Jersey Jack was in my house during co and that's how Dib learned all about Willy Wonka. He had no idea what Willy Wonka was. Then he watched the film afterwards and sort of like knew what was going to happen though.
>> Was there like um was there like some kind of tunnel replicating that the tunnel from the movie? Of course. That's great.
>> There's that multiball. He learned all about Slugworth. Uh it's just like all bases are covered in that.
>> Was Fizzy lifting drink involved? was of course he wanted making sure making sure he had >> Was the bed there? Was the bed there?
>> Oh yeah. And and and thankfully, right, although I want to say they showed like scenes of it, like where the four of these disgusting old people are in that shared bed together. Yeah.
>> Right. Uh, but um I think I think they like glossed over it in the best way possible because we all agree and know that number one, Grandpa Joe is a monster and number two that I don't want to know what's going on in that bed under the covers. I don't want to understand >> lots of chlamydia.
>> So many stores like >> foot stuff.
>> Yeah.
Antibiotic delivery just to help deal with all the STI. Yeah.
Like even the fact that they're all just actors on a on a on a set in like Costa, I still don't want to know.
>> Don't like it.
>> You know what's happening?
>> Like they in between takes those old people got freaked.
>> Oh, they were they were banging and clanging.
>> You think they were a little handsy, Jan? You think they're all handsy under?
>> Have you heard what happened with the Munchkin actors in the Wizard of Oz?
>> No.
>> Oh, was it? Yeah, it was like a an Olympic City situation, right? They were just all banging.
>> Yes.
>> Just a constant orgy.
>> Yes.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Interestingly enough, another Jersey Jack pinball machine.
>> Yeah.
>> Land. More like humping land.
>> I was going to say you say [ __ ] land.
>> Yeah. Humping land sounds better.
>> Tell us all Mikey.
>> No, I think I was That's why you can't do these things. I had it right.
>> Yeah, you're right.
>> I love how you're like Mikey's always like I'm going to jump out of the plane.
Let me do it.
>> Yeah.
Let me spit on that thing.
>> No, I You know, I regretted that one. It immediately hit the Reddit afterwards.
>> Instantly regretted that while you were saying it.
>> Yeah, while you were saying it.
>> I've never seen like a person like evaporate as they were talking.
>> Yeah.
>> Experience the embarrassment they'll feel later when they remember it in the moment. Like that was Yeah. impressive.
Listener, if you don't know what we're talking about, back on the bombcast, Mike made one of like the worst attempts at a joke that I think he's ever done, but we love him for it. We love >> Somebody was like, somebody asked, "Oh, what's something you learned from a podcast?" And I had nothing. And someone else already did a Joe Rogan joke. I was like, "Oh, talk to uh taught me." And like I said before I could figure out the rest of the joke and then I realized there was only one thing it could be.
>> I appreciate the playbyplay here. That's how my brain was working. Yeah, >> it was great. It was great. Um, so this is the time of year where I get real jealous about not being younger.
>> Um, because uh, every year in France there's this big uh, extreme music festival called Hellfest and I can't go because I'm too old and just like bud.
>> Well, you know what festivals are like, Jan. you like this is one where I don't even think you can like I don't even think they offer like a VIP situation where I will spend an ungodly amount of money to just like be comfortable the whole time, >> you know? Like I I would I would entertain possibly doing that. There's no way you can do it. It just seems like you and you have to camp there. I can't I can't do that.
>> I I agree. You're definitely too old.
Yeah, >> I can't do it. Thank you, Mike. But I I I want to so badly. I can't even put into words how bad I want to do this.
>> Can you just go every day?
>> No. Well, maybe, but it's France. You don't just go to France for a day. You know what I mean?
>> Spend the rest of the time at at Paris Disney.
>> Yeah, that's what I did.
>> Sure.
>> There's got to there's got to be something else to do there. No, I don't think so.
>> No.
I don't you know, it just it it sort of pains me. Um I don't know. I uh I again like let me let just let I don't know.
Air drop me in. I don't know. I want to sit in a helicopter and watch. I don't know. I don't know. This is This is Yeah, >> I do have something I I advice I need from you guys. Um wrong place.
>> Our street is do is do Well, you guys might be able to help with this one. Uh my street's doing a big um >> like, oh, everyone's going to do a garage sale sort of thing and we're going to get on this because we have a lot of old kids toys that we don't use anymore. Like, hey, this would be a good way to like at least gather them up and if they don't sell, take them to Goodwill. Um, like how do you guys have any strategies for pricing? How I should like put stuff out? Should I like have like a table with all these little little toys? Be like, "Hey, fill the box for $5 or something like that." I really have no idea.
>> I was going to say that or just one flat price for everything.
>> Okay. Yeah.
>> Just just for the sake of getting getting rid of things like crazy is like everything here is uh >> uh $3, but then it's like two for seven.
>> Yeah. I think having like table pricing is probably actually a pretty good idea.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. I I I do think you have to go with your gut on certain things that probably have a little bit of additional value.
Right.
>> That's right. That'll those will be separated and kind of in their own area.
Yeah.
>> Yeah, that makes sense.
>> Make a game out of it. Uh people love blind boxes, grub. So if you have any random boxes, just stuff a bunch of [ __ ] in there.
>> Come get your grub box. I mean, I would want a grub box. You probably have a lot of old video game stuff. I assume.
>> Yeah. I'm not going to sell a lot of that stuff anymore.
>> It's going to be a lot of your like wife's knickknacks and things that she's picked up.
>> Mostly right now it is piles of kids toys that they don't play with anymore.
>> Yeah. That Yeah. It's like every time I see a garage sale or yard sale, I'm like, "Oh man, I always see like, you know, videos of people like one of these and they got a Marvel vs. Capcom 2 arcade machine or something." Right.
Every time I go, it's just old kid clothes and plates and one slow cooker that looks disgusting, right?
>> Shouts out to crockots.
>> Yeah.
>> Um >> I'm excited, but also it's like I'm going have to be outside talking to people all day. That's >> Yeah, it's like and it's kind of work, right? Like it's a little little work.
>> Yeah, absolutely.
>> I mean, it's a mess out there and I got to take all that stuff up to the garage and then put it out in the street or whatever. Yeah, it's gonna be annoying.
>> Oh, you're in for a nice little weekend.
Um >> Yeah. Yeah. Then we'll go see Toy Story 5.
>> Yeah. As a nice reward. Uh I have to I have to call out these super chats because they're super accurate. Um >> Oh, do it. People are getting mad at me because I missed some during BL club.
And boy, everyone, I'm trying my best.
They come in fast. There's a lot to pay attention to. YouTube crashes constantly. I can't I can never promise I'm going to read all your super chats, but I try.
>> Yeah, I I don't have excuses. Uh Ri Rio Rioaku.
>> Rioaku. Rio Rocku says, "Shouldn't you be at the parade for your favorite team, the Knicks, who you've definitely been a long lifelong fan of?" That's a good point.
>> Yes, I was already there and I'm back.
>> Flew you back in his helicopter. Yeah, >> that is 100% correct.
>> Yeah, you and I go to one of those.
>> Oh, I was one of I've been once.
>> I don't want to be dark, but most things I'm not like, "Oh, a public gathering.
I'm not worried." For some reason, like the sports parades, I'm like, I'm something's going to happen. I don't know. Oh, you're crazy. You're >> I don't know. That's like the one I'm like, it's going to happen. I don't feel safe. I don't feel safe.
>> I keep you safe, Mikey.
>> Yeah, don't worry. Like, come on. This is nothing but good vibes. Um I've been to I went to a bunch of like Devils ones. They were not in the middle of New York City. They were in a New Jersey parking lot, but they were still fun for what they were. Uh I do know a bunch of people going to the Knicks parade today.
Um, I think this combined with like World Cup and all this other [ __ ] that's going on, it's a lot. So, I I get it.
But, um, yeah. Amy Winehouse of Lee says, "Jerv Hellfest conflicts with the Knicks parade, which you're definitely going to since you're a lifelong fan." I just answered that, but thank you, Amy Winehouse.
>> Nice to have all these parades you can go to. There has been one in my lifetime, the Cavs one, and I did not go down for that.
>> You should have went for that, Mikey.
Yeah, you should have gone for that.
>> Yeah, Red Wings won a bunch of times when I was when I could have. I think we went to one. Praise the >> Red. They're fun. They're fun.
>> If the Guardians win the World Series, then I'll go to one.
>> All right, you're and you'll die there.
>> You I'll be like him to drink them.
>> Okay. Uh Laser Ghost robot in the Twitch chat says uh jokes that Mum Donnie is doing another parade when Dan finishes Space Ace. Maybe we should do that. We should have a parade. have a parade for uh parade canon of canyon of heroes thing.
>> Yeah. Yeah. If I could just like invite the people I know to come to my house. I like all right everyone march with me.
>> The Devil Stanley Cup won in 2003. I really remember vividly because it was the first it was my my 21st year. So drinking was on the table.
>> Oh [ __ ] >> Oh. Oh sure. What are like the other floats aides from just like the one with the people on it from the team?
>> That's the thing is it's just several floats with different players across there's a lot of them >> and then they do like a bag pipe thing.
There's always like the bag pipe.
>> Yeah, there'll be like a marching band or something.
>> Sponsors, you know, affiliates >> maybe. Yeah. Yeah. Is Mickey Mouse there?
>> No.
>> No. Uh as someone who >> if the Ducks ever win. No.
>> Yeah, that's true. Um, I do know a good a decent amount of uh NYPD police officers. Don't ask why. And um they a lot of their job is just walking down parades. They just do a lot of parade walking.
>> Well, I mean >> to keep me safe.
>> The parade beat.
>> Oh, yeah.
>> What do you got? The parade beat. Yeah.
Um that's pretty good, Jen.
>> I love a parade.
>> Good. Um it's exciting. It's exciting for all the Knicks fans. I wish I was more of a real fan, but um it's a good time. who are >> fan lifelong. Yeah. Uh, one last thing.
Uh, since Disney Mike, I've had >> nothing could stop us now. I don't know how. And it's just on repeat in my head constantly. Yeah, >> there's always one. Uh, don't be surprised. Mine this time was It's a Small World.
>> It's a Small World definitely was a huge part of it as well. You're right, man.
We did that at like the most opportune time. I think when we were at our weakest, we did It's a Small World and it really just penetrated me. That was maybe my most memorable favorite thing from that trip was I sat next to Dan on It's a Small World. I was like, "Well, he's been he's had a lot of fun. I think this one I pushed him too far. He's going to think this is really lame." And he thought it was super neat, though. He was really into it. Oh, good. Oh, okay.
Will I think that is actually what sent Will back. He he was done for the night after that. Not going to lie.
>> That's right. He did like was noticeably weaker after it's a smaller couldn't understand and take his world being expanded by a small world, >> right? He's like, "What's with this world peace [ __ ] Get out of here.
Why don't these kids all hate each other cuz they look and sound different?"
>> Yeah. And the culture is fighting. The message is lost in that ride. Like there's no Do you know what I mean? Like I ah >> tip alert alert. It's a tip surprise.
>> Sorry, this kid just like showed up behind me.
>> Ask Ask D what he thinks about world peace. What what do you remember we went to Disney? It's a Small World. What did you think of that?
>> I think it was small.
>> Yeah. Yeah. But what did you But what about that ride? Like what what was the lesson you learned from that ride? Was there a lesson to learn from that ride?
>> That it's a small world.
>> No, clearly that's not the right thing.
You're taking that very literally. What about like what about all the people in in that you see >> cursed?
>> Correct.
you get our job. What a nightmare.
>> That's why he got it the first to be children forever. Sing about peace.
>> And they're like these little animatronic like >> so all of them are so small.
>> They're they're so small. It's insane.
Uh they're cursed to live a life entertaining people who have paid way too much to go to Disney World.
>> That would be a good punishment for an evil soul, right? You're going to be on there forever or be Oh, you mean to be in to be turned into one of the children on the ride. You're just that forever.
>> Not to mention like when you really take a second and look at all of the these they look weird. Like they just look weird.
>> Cool. Mary Blair was the artist who designed all those. She had a really neat style.
>> 900 years ago. I mean it's it looks like it's 900 years old and I like that.
Mikey, have they ever sold those dolls?
>> I mean, I don't know if they've ever like >> had excess of them, right? They closed down.
>> Oh, like replicas.
>> You would think, especially with like those American dolls, whatever being so popular, you think that'd be a thing?
I'm sure there's been something like that. I don't know if it's been high-end.
>> Okay.
>> Divorce Cougar says it looks like a ride of everyone being kiddomatic from >> Oh, yeah. Apple's just in there.
>> Yeah. I remember Dib took a bunch of photos of the >> Yes. And uh and and when you posted that, it just looked like a nightmare ride.
>> Okay. Yeah. Out of context for sure.
Maybe in context.
>> Yeah. It's Yeah. Well, right. You didn't Did you not like that ride? What did you think >> with the the >> Small World? Yeah.
>> Oh, I thought it was just creepy and cursed. That's >> Yeah. Yeah. Of course. Yeah, we all agree. Everyone agrees on Dan would sing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Creepy and curse is bad.
Jam wants to know if all the kids are saying the word curse now or is that just a you thing?
>> Uh I I guess it's just me.
>> Okay.
>> Is it Skippidity Ohio?
>> Skippid's done, right?
>> Yeah, that's that's not really >> Do you still say Ohio in a disparaging way?
>> Do you still say Ohio in a bad way?
>> Well, maybe just like for fun, but not not a lot.
>> Okay.
>> It's fun for you. It's not fun for us in Ohio.
>> Ohio is just their play thing, Mike. How dare you?
>> It's just the way a a predator plays with its prey. You know, that's what Ohio is to the youth of America.
>> Sorry.
>> Um All right. Well, let's take a break.
When we come back, we're going to get into the meat and potatoes of this show.
>> I have something insane before we take a break.
>> Please, please. I didn't know. Please.
Yeah.
>> I think crows are trying to befriend me.
>> What are you doing? Good friend, the crows.
>> I love crows.
>> Crows have be good friends. They're smart. So, uh, I've been noticing for the last couple weeks peanut shells on my stairs. And I there's a lot of construction happening on my block with my neighbors and everything. And I thought like maybe this is just some random uh construction worker snacking and being like dirty with their their waste. But it would always wind up on my stairs specifically or in front of my house, only my place. And then yesterday, I take the the dog out of the car. We're going up the stairs. As we go up the stairs, two peanut shells drop from the sky. And then I just hear a >> That's cool, man.
>> So cool.
>> These two crows are like perched up on like my roof and they're looking at Scout. Scout's looking at them and I'm like, "Are you are you making me an offering? What's happening here?"
>> So I go into my car and then I had like miscellaneous crackers and I just like set them down on the stairs and Scout is of course trying to eat this cracker and then the crows swoop down, take the crackers and fly away. I don't know if what what is the next chapter of this? I don't know. Scout is commun with the birds.
>> It's a good thing they can't hold knives. I'll say that.
>> Oh, for sure. Yeah, they would kill all of us, but they can't. So, this is great. um feed them first thing in the morning and and the crows will become a natural alarm. They'll start tapping on your window trying to wake you up. Hey, why aren't you feeding us, dude? Like do that. That's a that's a great way to make sure you get up in the morning. Um and then if you have any problems with like birds, uh like other birds like starlings or whatever, like [ __ ] on your yard or whatever, attract the crows cuz they will scare off all the other birds. It's great >> cuz they're cool, man.
>> Cool.
>> They're so [ __ ] cool. Um, so that's an interesting story, Jan. Um, the bird thing. I told you guys what we bought uh Stacy for Mother's Day, right? The bird >> when those bird camera things. Okay, >> the bird house. Yeah, >> not going to lie, boys. Kind of backfiring on us a little bit.
>> What's happening?
>> Yeah. Uh, >> are the birds talking [ __ ] about you guys?
>> They're they're drawing anti-semitic things on the bird.
No birds.
No, it Listen, listen listen. It's insane. First of all, >> there's It is the most trafficked bird feeder in New Jersey as far as I'm concerned right now. Okay, we load this thing up with 2 lbs of bird feed and in less than 24 hours it's depleted. Like gone. Okay. And I'm watching and it's not like squirrels. It's not deer because we put it up high enough for deer cuz we learned that the hard way.
But we put it up real high. Squirrel.
I've seen a squirrel there once. It ain't them. I'm getting 9,000 alerts on my phone every day. A common grale's here to say hi. A northern cardinal wants to say hello. And it's just like, okay, okay. So now I I relegated it down to like new species and new species only for push notifications cuz it was getting insane.
>> Uh what do I do? 2 lbs of feed gone in 24 hours. I mean that's that's what it's like, man. I like do do you want all these birds? Like where where is it located? It looks like right in your backyard.
>> Yeah, it's in the backyard. Like you know where the swing set is? It's like beyond there a little bit. It's like in the back. It's They're not They're not bothering us. They're just back there.
>> Where are you storing the bird feed when you get it? Or is it just like it's going in there and it's just like Okay.
In the great in the house. I stored it in the shed. That was a mistake. They that attracted mice. That was bad. Bad.
Bad.
>> I bet I uh it's it's just it's just a lot. We're just like a And they come back. That's the thing. It's empty right now. And I'm still getting alerts for like new species. They're showing up.
They're just like they're they're getting the message late, I think. And they're just sort of like, you know, Yeah. You know, I don't know. Uh Rich, I will not be getting a cat. That is certainly not the answer. I'm not trying to get rid of the birds. I just don't know what to do. I wish there was a way to like do more of like a slow drip feed of it. Do you know what I mean? Like have the feed cuz it's just gravity, right? That that just the feed just >> I thought you meant like the pacing of the bird reveals. You're like, I don't need all these. Nature needs to pace this out better.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Slow your roll, mother nature. No. No. Yeah. So, I mean, look, it's bird feeder problems. I get it. But, uh, >> problems.
>> Bird problems.
>> 99 problems.
>> At least they're real and not pokey birds, right?
>> Um, I guess >> like Pokemon birds.
>> Pokemon birds.
>> There's a lot of them. Yeah.
>> Yeah, >> there are. It's like the It's like the only animal represented for the most part, I feel like. Um, >> primarily. Yeah, >> Christian super chat says, "Uh, Hollywood Jan is over. The time for Beastmaster Jan has begun." Nice. Hell yeah. Beastmaster [ __ ] a. All right.
Uh, we will be for real Z's taking a break now. When we come back, we will get into the voicemails because this is a voicemail call-in show after all. More with the voicemail dump truck right after this.
All right, voicemail dump truck time. Let's get into the voicemails. Starting with our very own beast master Jan.
>> Uh C.
>> Hey dumpers. Uh I think it's time to uh face reality. Time to face facts. Uh it's time for us all to stop kidding ourselves and admit that uh we don't need the letter C anymore. Oh, we needed to make a K sound. Guess what? That's what K is for. Oh, we needed to make an S sound. You're not you're not going to believe this, but we've already got S2.
Uh, so I think we should just uh eliminate it. It's superfluous. It's unnecessary. Um, you know, get get down to a nice clean 25 letter alphabet.
>> Okay.
>> It's going to take some getting used to.
We're all going to have to relearn our abds, but I think it'll be worth it.
>> It's a good tight five there, Colin.
Yeah, this is this is insane. I am currently listening to yet another audio book about the history of the alphabet and I listen to the chapter on letter C last night.
>> Wow.
>> Oh wow.
>> Wow. Wait, hold on everyone. Wow. Right.
>> Vince attorney is here. Wait a minute.
So what? So what? Go on. Is that all you have to say? Well, cuz so I mean, you know, C originally, right, gamma C made the G sound. It was not the C- sound or the S sound or the ch sound. And like the chapter kind of was all like Yeah.
Like, you know, some culture just kind of >> changed it and it's it's [ __ ] up.
Yeah. Yeah. It's It's [ __ ] up. We kind of He even specifically said like now you may be wondering why do we even have this out if we have K and S and CH? He's like, ah, language is just like that sometimes.
Yeah, I think yeah, I I am not in favor of chopping off like vestigial limbs of language like Yeah, let this stuff stick stick around. It gives it more character and stuff.
>> Let's add more letters. Let's add more letters, I think.
>> Yeah, I'm Yes. 27 letters now we're talking.
>> Well, doesn't um doesn't like the the Spanish uh alphabet have like a a letter that's just like the >> right, isn't or is that a different?
>> Is that is that how they say Bartholona?
Yeah.
>> Yeah. I thought there was a letter that's just >> there. I mean, there's sounds we don't have.
>> Well, the enya Christian is ny, right?
Like that's that >> that's lady that sings that >> song.
No, that's uh that's that little >> It's not Spanish. It's a different language.
>> Yeah. Right. The neon. Yeah. The Nion cat. Yes. Yeah.
>> I don't know what I'm thinking of now anymore, folks. But what my point is is that language is fluid, right?
>> It it evolves. It's not written in stone. Right.
>> Can we do something? All right. Um >> let's do it. Jan, make a K K sound.
>> C.
>> Make a C sound.
>> S.
>> I don't believe you.
>> Like do K and do K then do C.
>> C.
There's a little difference. It's a It's a little bit lower the C than the C.
>> Yeah. For me, a K is the the beginning of a of kick. Kick >> and and and the C is C.
>> It's a C and a K.
>> Yeah. Right. Okay. So yeah, you that would be what you Okay, back would do.
Yeah, I'm I've thought about this cuz I would like you know the kids have learned to read a little bit recently and it's um over the last several years and that's one we did talk about and Steph teaches it. She's like that's the same sound. I'm like I guess you're right but I I think I try to make it sound different.
>> So would we replace Chuck's CH with a QH?
>> No, I don't. Why Q? I thought it was going to be K. You're like Keith Kachchuck.
>> Keith Kachchuck.
>> Kachchuck.
>> Chuck Kachchuck.
>> Well, but then the other seed we also have to >> Kachchuck.
>> Yeah. The uh the one that that like blew my mind was like the guy's like the language is evolving right now. Say tree. Be actually pay attention. You are saying C H R E E if you actually listen to it. Right. That's a party. We've all done that Mike fact that I've learned.
Right. We're not we're not saying tree anymore. We're saying tree.
>> Honestly, you can't even like >> Sean is such a hater. By the way, Sean's like, "No, that's wrong. You're just saying tree wrong." You know, IT'S LIKE IT'S TRUE. EVERY LINGUIST knows thinks this, >> right? Yeah. I don't know anything about being accused of saying anything wrong.
Also, >> never happened to me.
>> Never happened to me ever. Uh this would be the first and I I think uniquely English should not even have a seat at this table of conversation.
>> Yeah. Because seems to be the worst offender of all common sense and and and logic. So it's like >> it doesn't it hasn't helped its case that it's the most popular language now in the world like that were most frequently spoken I guess popular or that mean something else >> it seems by force. Okay force by gunpoint >> by imperialism right it seems like that >> and then it's like and then also it's like it's not that strict so everyone kind of makes it their own and now it's just a mess. It's a mess. Chad's sending me chat. Everyone's like, "No one says tree like that." You all do. You're not just hearing it.
>> Mike, you read this in a book, right?
Like from a LINGUIST LIKE EVERYONE'S LIKE Mike's wrong. Like, okay.
If you're saying the scientists are wrong. Yeah, that's fine.
>> Will a million people. I don't say like that.
I say it right. Like, all right, sure.
>> See See, I think this is funny.
>> I think this is >> I don't say ti. I don't do that. I say >> you sound like a child if you say it like that. No one's saying it like that.
>> The only time you say it ti is the first time you've seen the word >> and then after that you you you fall.
You're an Irishman trying to say three.
>> Sometimes I just have fun with words and just purposely mispronounce them.
>> No.
What do you mean? That's real.
>> No, my bad. My bad. My bad.
>> Someone asked me if I say raccoon the way I was saying raccoon. I was like, "No, I say raccoon. Leave me alone, dummies." Uh, I laughed at a Will joke in chat because I feel like I I heard Will say it in my head and that's why it's funny. He said, "They say it's hard to learn English, but I it was easy for me."
>> Yeah, >> that's that's a normal joke. That's a Will [ __ ] joke right there.
>> That's free language. That is um Okay.
I'm glad we got that out of our system.
We'll go to Mike was even about >> It was about the letter C.
>> Yeah. Okay. Wow. I guess we stayed on topic then. Never mind. That is how far we traveled.
>> I could still say what up C with a K.
>> There you go.
>> Sure. Sure.
>> Don't worry. Don't worry, listener.
However, you say things in the place you're from is the correct way and every other regional dialect is wrong.
>> We can all be right.
>> Correct. Everything is correct.
>> Yeah. Because there is no like law here.
Yeah.
>> All right, Mike, you're up.
>> Half a uh what was it? Half a coconut.
Half a coconut.
>> Hey, Dallas in Los Angeles. I need Mike, if he's on the show, to Google a picture of Mark Davis.
>> I'm going to pause it, let you Google Mark Davis.
>> Well, Mark Davis is an imagineer from Disney, >> the owner of the uh >> the Vegas Raiders or the Vegas um >> yeah, the Vegas Raiders and the Las Vegas Aces in the WNBA.
>> And tell me if that man is not literally half a coconut [ __ ] Man, >> we're thinking of different Mark Davises. That's for sure. Um this man is incredible to look at.
>> Oh boy.
>> You got this fellow, this referee or someone else.
>> No, no, no. Mark Davis, the son of Al Davis, the son of the the son of the owner of the Raiders.
>> Mikey, Google Mark Davis Vegas.
>> Mark Davis. Vegas Davis. Vegas. What we call him.
>> Oh, it's the K. That's my problem. Wow.
He's got that same haircut as uh that guy from that new Superman movie.
>> Uh >> his his hair just does its own thing.
That's man.
>> Yeah, it does look kind of like coconut fuzz.
>> Yeah, that's a that's a half a coconut [ __ ] for Davis.
>> This is crazy.
>> Al Davis looked weird, too, but Mark Davis is just an alltime like first team ugly dude.
>> When you have that much money, you cannot look like this. And I don't mean to like body shame anyone, but >> I mean he has hair.
>> He's he must not know.
>> He's just doing weird things. I mean, I was think about this the other day. I guess at a certain point it's good to just to have a unique look maybe at the cost of almost anything else. Right. I was thinking about that movie critic who died recently, right? Get a profile.
Yeah. Right. Like I bet a lot of people like your M that must looks really stupid with that hair, but no one else looks like that. And it's like I know that guy if you can make a muppet of that guy and I know exactly who it's supposed to be.
>> Yeah, I understand what you're saying. I think in the case of Mark Davis, uh, I don't know anything about this person, but I can only assume he's evil, right?
Like, >> you know what I mean? Like, I feel like what you're describing is more an endearing sort of recognizable brand look where Mark Davis is just like, "This guy owns missiles. I'm sure of it."
>> Like, the way he makes >> You're describing someone at your local dive bar that's like fun and will maybe buy you a drink someday.
>> Sure. This guy owns a sports team, right? So he has to be there's no like nice people who own sports teams.
>> No, unless >> Yeah, I guess.
>> Well, James Dolan, come on.
>> Oh, for him, >> right? Although I'll tell you, the Guardians will happily take that that that Kelsey money. I'm fine about that.
Yeah, sure. You want to invest?
>> Yeah. Yeah. Well, we'll we'll spend that.
>> Weird. I don't I don't like it. Uh but half a coconut. You nailed it, caller.
Well done. Um thank you, Jeff Gr.
>> An alien. Yeah, no problem. Uh, I want to go with uh Mike Manady is exact type.
>> All right. Uh, I can't be blamed for the repercussions of this.
>> I'm already in a mood right now. I got the mean email. I got all the people.
Well, actually me about the linguistics thing. Let's see what's next for Mikeies.
>> Oh, no. No. You will like rattle this guy. You will like this.
>> Oh, I'll like it. Okay, good.
>> Too easy to rattle you, Mike.
>> I know.
I just wanted to let you guys know that Mike Menady is the exact type of goofy white boy that all the Mexican TAS would go crazy over.
>> Oh, sure.
>> Do whatever you want with that information. Love you guys. Bye.
>> Oh my god. I Why do I understand that incredibly well? It makes so much sense to me. So much sense.
>> Yeah.
>> I Yeah. No, I do really I I do really well in crowds of strangers in general.
people will eventually kind of gravitate to me and I kind of I'll become part of the group eventually. I think I I've mentioned like I was at like I was in a wedding party. We went to some bar and it was all college kids and a lot most of the people in the wedding like this I'm uncomfortable. I'm too old for this.
The the college kids loved me. I was like jumping up and screaming their new catchphrases they taught me. I hope none of them were problematic but I don't know. They're young. I don't know what they were saying.
>> Wait. I Please unpack this for me a little more there, pal. Like >> what >> you you commis you you sort of assimilated with like young people and like you were just their jester like that.
>> I like to think mascot maybe jester.
>> Yeah.
>> They were they were just like say now say this like English was your third language kind of thing.
>> Yeah. Yeah. They thought it was funny. I think it's cuz like I was just like some old guy in his suit and they were like you know like shots and I just kind of got up THERE LIKE YEAH SHOTS AND THEY'RE LIKE YEAH THIS GUY GETS IT RIGHT.
FINALLY AN ADULT who understands right.
Yeah.
>> Oh man, that's awesome, Mike. Hell yeah.
>> Yeah, it was fun. It was fun.
>> Yeah.
>> What was the group? Mexican Tia.
>> So that's Mexican aunties.
>> Yeah. I thought it meant aunts. I know what Tia and Tio means because of Encanto. Don't worry.
>> Hey, maybe you keep that to yourself, but go on.
>> I think I think the TAS would love to like feed you, Mike. They'd be so excited to like make you dinner.
>> Nothing spicy though.
>> No. Mike Mike Menady would be a [ __ ] hit at a Carneada gang. Yeah, >> he would get the invite before I did.
>> I'm I'm I'm going to New Orleans uh next weekend. My girlfriend's from there. I'm going to like, you know, meet a lot of her family and stuff. And I am worried cuz I'm very excited about the food, but you know, I know a lot of it can't be spicy and I have to avoid spicy food for my Crohn's. And I'm just worried that her dad's going to make something for me. It's going to be like really spicy.
I have to be like, I can't eat this.
He's going to be like, wow, not a real man, huh? Well, then that's when you rip your shirt off, Mike, and you fight him.
>> Yeah. To the death.
>> Do I have to fight him or you think my like >> excessive amounts of body hair will?
>> I honestly I think you just show him the shoulder hair and that'll put him in his place.
>> Yeah.
>> You don't even need to take your shirt off. You just sort of like pull it down.
>> A little glance.
>> Look what's under there. Look what's under there.
>> The light hitting the back of that shirt there. Yeah.
>> Yeah. You sure you want this? You know?
>> Yeah. You want You want to go?
>> You want me to You want me to break out the wolf? Is that what you want?
>> Just starting puffing.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Can you make your shirt rip over your muscles by uh flexing? Can you do that?
>> I usually get pretty flowy shirts. I don't think I' I'm kind of rubbing up against them. I don't like >> shirts. Hard shirts.
>> Hard shirts.
>> Do they have bears in Mexico?
>> I don't.
>> No. I just got to stop you.
>> Yeah.
>> Mind.
>> Oh, sure.
>> That's where my mind went.
>> Yeah. I met the animal.
>> Okay.
>> Again, >> polar. I assume they probably do. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> Um, you don't think about Mexican bears very much. No.
>> I mean, speak for yourself.
>> There's bears here. We just got a warning this morning that there was a bear in town.
>> Yeah. They're really like Yeah. The bears that we kind of get around here, they're not very exciting bears, though, right? They're, I don't know, small and shitty.
>> Droopy bears.
>> They're not going to steal a pick and nick a basket if their life depended on it. Yeah, they they'll just see you and walk away. They won't do anything fun.
>> If I If I see a bear, like I want it to look like that [ __ ] from the Revenant, you know? I want like some big >> Yeah, you want a grizzly. You want a grizzly, not a brown bear >> like, right? Well, you know that I'll be trust me, I'll be very scared and whatnot, but you know, I want to be imposing.
>> I think about those coyotes that I saw [ __ ] a lot. I think about those guys a lot.
>> I remember the ones that got their dick twisted.
>> Yeah, I was really uncomfortable. I had to teach you about the the situation there and how that was normal for that kind of species.
>> Well, we I think we all discovered that at the same time.
>> No, we didn't. Most of us knew about it.
You >> knew about the >> the clasp.
>> Yes, we Yeah. HE WROTE THE [ __ ] BOOK ABOUT the clasp.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> It's the same book that told him the tree sound.
>> To be to be clear, I just want to leave the record here. It it was uh it wasn't two two dinguses uh twisted. It was >> TN just like saying get your dicks twisted.
That's my thing. My dick twisted.
>> That should be your catchphrase at your garage sale. Come on everyone, get your dicks twisted.
>> Don't get your dicks twisted. Get yourself a deal. Oh man. All right, move. We got to move on. We got to move on. Uh I'll pick the next voicemail.
Let's do uh that bagel.
>> Hi dumpers. Do you guys ever have like a food item you think about after a long time? I I had this bagel with black salt on it years ago and I am still thinking about it. I really want to I was like genuinely thought about going back to the place like going on a trip just to get that bagel. Uh thanks. I love you.
Bye.
>> Love you too.
>> Um boy, I I was at Aldi yesterday and I got sad because I walked by the section where they were selling bagels and I was like, what's the [ __ ] point? Yeah, right. I can't even feel it anymore.
>> I'm sorry, Mike.
>> Yeah. So, I guess it is that I guess it's also a bagel for me. It's Yeah, it's that everything bagel that had the pork roll and cheese on it. God. Okay.
>> You know, at PAX, uh Will and I split three bagels and then Chuck greedily had three to himself, but those bagels were very good. I know it's not >> three bagels. Whoa. We're going to talk about that for 6 months.
>> He did give some to his wife. Oh [ __ ] >> That's interesting.
>> We didn't talk about the bagels in LA, right?
>> I mean, I can't tell anymore.
>> I don't think so. But they were just normal bagels.
>> They were just wrong with them. But >> yeah, they were fine. I They were strangely like clones, you know, like they were just perfect clones of each other.
>> Uniform. There's no to them.
>> Yeah. They had no identity, no personality.
>> Well, that's a factory, baby.
>> Yeah. You think about >> the bagels you don't play. Yeah.
>> Yeah, you're right. They were croissanti. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh, yeah. Sure.
>> Oh, they're croissant like. They had layers.
>> It's that Cali water, baby.
>> Yeah.
>> I don't know. Strange.
>> I did buy some like um uh some uh biscuit like the what do you call those biscuit rolls? It wasn't Pillsberry because I was at Aldi so it's off brand but they just come in a tube and then you pack them and you make slices and bake them.
>> Yeah, like a Pillsberry thing. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. I bought that making I I made all this chicken stock and it's kind of a problem now cuz I have like What the hell am I doing with all this chicken stock? So I guess tonight I'm going to try to make biscuits and gravy with it. I mean that's nice.
>> That'll be fun. I got some breakfast sausage. So >> Holy [ __ ] All right.
>> Mhm. I'm coming.
>> Put a lot of black pepper in it. I want like a sawmill gravy. Right. I think that's all that makes sawmill gravy sawmill gravy is just a lot of black pepper basically, right?
>> That sounds good. Yeah.
>> You guys like a redeye gravy? Guess what it has?
>> Yeah. What is that?
>> Has coffee in it.
>> What?
>> Oh.
>> Oh, redeye. Got it.
>> Delissioso.
>> Oh, yeah. I uh I like a good redeye flight. I'm I I just booked one and I'm kind of looking forward to it like hell.
I sleep anyways.
>> Well, cuz you sleep flight. Yeah.
>> Yeah. So, I sleep anyways. idea of like a night flight where they're prepared for that like you better be asleep.
It'll be weird. And that's actually those are the fun flights to be awake on too cuz everyone else is asleep and I'll just kind of be there like playing a game and I'll push my little button like I would like a Coke Zero please. And they're like extra sweet to me cuz it's sleepy time like you.
>> Yeah. Like anything you want like you know >> you want a little you want a blankie too? Like maybe I'll take a blankie. I don't know. Right.
>> I'm not going to lie. If I was a flight attendant and you did that to me, I I just would be overcome with like cuteness and I am adopting this boy.
>> I would like I would bring you over the Coke Zero and you know what I would do?
I would just kiss you on your forehead.
I'd be like here and then you like they give you the Coke Zero mic and then you press the button again. It's like can you say good night?
>> I'd pat you on your head and kiss you on the forehead is what I would do. The most maternal interaction I have ever had with a stranger was with a flight attendant. I was uh I was in Amsterdam and I drank too many European Pepsi Maxes and it hurt my throat real bad and I was having trouble swallowing on the flight back and I was panicking about it and as I was getting on I was like I found and she was she has like a motherly look to her. She's Icelandic and she's like I look I'm sorry I know this is out of order but can I just get like a like my own bottle of water? I meant to buy one out there. I didn't think about it and and she's like I can't but and I'm like okay great. So, I'll just go sit down and just try to deal. And like 10 minutes later, before she started the service, she brought me a huge bottle of water and just like looked very concerned. I was like, "Oh my god, you're really good at your job."
And I felt very taken care of and I immediately calmed down and the flight was bearable after that. But >> hell yeah.
>> Yeah, >> that's really nice.
>> It was nice. Yeah, I think about that lady a lot. She was nice.
>> Sleepy now.
>> Uh, what's that, Mike?
>> I'm sleepy now.
>> I think talking about planes makes you sleepy. Just it's just a real like cozy view of you, right? Like the whole plane's dark and just the spotlight on you and your little thing.
>> It's like that weird blue light sometimes. I like that.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Right. You look out and like it's like you see some dark clouds, right?
>> Dark plane vibes are are are calming, cozy.
>> Those are the flights I'd want to work the most, I think, if I was a flight attendant. Right. Like that seems >> No, I know obviously the sleep schedule's hell and you are just a night person.
I >> But uh yeah, >> I should bring a sleepy time cap on my red.
>> I I do think like this this chat here like Mike Matt is 90% Will Ferrell's elf. You should just Yeah. be dressed as the elf.
>> Just be play into it and be like, "Yeah, like you know, doing some business for Santa, >> you know." Yeah. I got to play economy.
Whatever.
>> Do you have any syrup? Going to put it on my Bissoff cookie. Oo, that's nice.
That feels good. Okay, >> cookie, man.
>> Well, thank you, caller. Uh, let's pivot over to YouTube chat. They chose Groovy.
>> Hey guys, Tacoma. Um, what old phrases do you say for no apparent reason, it's just in your vernacular. Um, I say all righty every once in a while for no reason. My grandpa's fault. And also, I'll say groovy. Like I work at a bar and one of the transactions and I just go, "All right, looks like you're all groovy." So, what's some old man things that just get stuck in your vocabulary?
Anyway, love you guys. Bye.
>> I say cool beans though. I don't think >> I say holy guacamole.
>> God. So, don't trip.
>> This is a hard question for this is tough.
>> Chicken wing.
>> Don't Don't >> uh >> drip or chip? No. Don't trip.
>> Uh >> there you go. Come on. as to real life people in person, I'll say, "Twist my arm."
>> Right. Right before he went live.
>> Yeah. Right before he went live, Balar did a uh Now we're cooking with gas to me.
>> Oh, yeah. I like that one.
>> That's a classic.
>> Oh, I I've started doing the Oh, they'll let anybody in here when I see uh somewhere. I'm like, why not? It's time.
>> That does feel timeless, though. I >> It's always kind of funny, right? Like >> it's fun. Uh Grub one time said, "Let's rock and roll." and then pointed in a direction and then it just caused everyone to follow him.
>> Oh, that's good. Yeah. Yeah. Grump was definitely dad mode in LA cuz he was in charge of the car.
>> I actually I remember I remember it now.
I think it was a pack and we were all at dinner and then like we were waiting for our table to be ready and then Grub, you said, "Let's rock and roll." And then Callie Plagy looks at me and she was like, "I think I I felt like my father just told me to to go to dinner." Okay.
All right.
>> I got to say that felt so good. The car thing in LA with you being the dad like the dad drive. Like it was nice.
>> My natural state in the van, guys. Yep.
>> Felt great. I know you always didn't get the best seat in the van, Jan. The man.
I I got a minivan thinking it would have eight seats and I'm like we'd be good.
And of course it had seven cuz they had the two captain's chairs. But yeah, it's how it goes.
>> We were all captains that day.
>> Yeah.
>> You know, we made it happen. Us and the captain.
>> I don't think it's mostly dad stuff cuz caller did change their tone mid call where they were like, "What's the thing you say all the time?" And then it became a dad thing.
>> Uh Dan has a couple too.
>> All the stars are here. man also tea poses all the time, >> right? Yeah.
>> He does this like >> is he does that all the time?
>> He He just does that a lot.
>> Like, >> have you ever noticed that?
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I It's I always pop when Dan will be, "Oh my >> Oh, yeah.
>> Right. Oh my."
>> He's always going like, "Yeah, >> hey now." He goes, "Hey now."
>> Yeah.
>> He's He's skipped dad. He's just grandpa.
>> Yeah, right.
>> You know. Yeah, he went straight to grandpa.
>> H >> I'm trying to think if there's anything else that I What I mean >> you guys would answer better than we would individually. I think >> Will >> I don't know if Will says this to anyone else or it's just me. And if it's just me, [ __ ] yeah. Will occasionally say, "Hello, sweet boy."
>> Hey, I think that's just a pet name for you. I've never heard that once.
>> I'll [ __ ] take it then.
>> I think we'll just >> I'll take it.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah. We'll be saying, "Hey, piece of shit." I'm like, "All right."
>> No.
>> Oh, I sweet boy everyone in my life.
>> No, I'm deleting that message, Will.
That's not true.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Get rid of that.
>> All right. Um >> All right. Good. Good.
>> You got one more.
>> I mean, I like I I say that line all the time. Uh uh you know, I don't I don't want to call myself a hero or something.
>> Sure. Yeah, >> I don't want I don't want to throw the word hero around is what I say cuz my friend said that and I thought it was funny. So, I like saying that whenever I do something stupid.
>> That's funny.
>> Twitch chat, it is your turn. They chose um waifu.
>> Why' you say it like that?
>> I don't know. It's a bit of disappointment in my uh tone there.
Sure.
>> Hi, dumpers. Uh so, this is my girlfriend's question. Um but she's too shy to call, so I'm asking on her behalf. Would you rather your partner have a wife a full-size waifu body pillow or they have a full body decal of the wife of their waifu on on somewhere on their car?
>> Let me know. Love you.
>> What question? Pillow. Keep it keep that keep it a little private. Look, you know, you're uh lot of proud about your waifu. That's great. I would just rather maybe we keep that between us.
>> And there's something about one waifu on the car. Like if you're gonna cover your car in like 70 different waifuss, something about that so overwhelming.
It's like whatever. But if you just have one waifu on there, I'm like, they have a special relationships with this waifu and I don't want to know.
>> It would be the best car waifu at. I'm going to get sty from cars on my car.
>> People do that to their car. like they know what they're getting into, right?
Like >> they know like, "Hey, I'm making this decision. I'm contacting a professional.
I'm giving them the art. I'm doing all the things. I'm doing all like you are sending a message and you are comfortable with it in a way that I think most people, you know, would not be." So my answer is pillow for sure.
>> I um what Okay. What what if it was like uh the cigar smoking hack thing from I think you should leave and it like it looked like a waifu was driving in the car with you and that's just a sticker on the window. I think that I'd be all right with that.
>> See, the thing I think we're not talking about or considering is >> when when I imagine a waifu car, it's generally like a Civic or a Toyota or something. This is assuming it's taking your existing car and placing a waifu on that.
>> So, you have to do that calculus. It's like a wife sticker on a >> Subaru Forester.
>> Yeah. Um my wife >> There's got to be one.
>> There's got to be one, right?
>> Oh, yeah.
>> Yeah, without a doubt.
>> Waifu cars. That's a fun title.
>> My I was My girlfriend was teasing about it and it was funny until just now. I was like, "Yeah, you can get a waifu pill. I don't care." Now she's like, "Oh, make it where Yankees had, too."
Now it's not funny anymore.
>> Oh, I'm sorry, bud.
>> She crossed the line.
>> She crossed the line. No, for sure. I I listened to the Louiswis Black bit not too long ago where he's just screaming about how the Yankees are fascists and I was enjoying that. I for that Yankees defenders.
>> That's awesome. Um all right. Well, thank you caller for that predicament.
Let's swing back around to Jan.
Uh um Bleepy Bloopy.
You ever been so high on coffee you think you might need that little bleepy bloopy button? I think I need it right now. Yeah, >> that guy is high on way more than >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> What happened?
>> I don't know if I've ever needed the bleepy bloopy button.
>> What? What bleepy bloopy button?
>> Is he talking about the life alert button?
>> What button does he need? Help! I've coughed and I can't get up. It's some kind of panic button, right? Oh, man.
It's some kind of I'm in distress.
>> Uh >> yeah, I don't know. The bleepy bloopy button.
>> Man, it's been a minute since I've reached that uh coffee nirvana that caller was on.
>> Oh, does he just mean like he wants to like self censor himself? Like cuz he's going he's saying so many like unhinged things. He just wants to like bleep and bloop like you know.
>> Oh, maybe bleepy bloop like oh I'm so high. I'm high as a bleep and a bleep up. He's I think he has entered a nirvana known as the bleepy bloopy zone and he's like looking for a button to just deal with that. Like I press this button and I can now deal with the bleepy bloopies.
>> Are we talking about that button you used to have for Jer to see how high he was?
>> Oh no.
>> Oh the the the one meter. Oh yeah.
>> Oh the jerome meter or jer button. I see. Right.
>> That was for me to flag that I was uh stoned on the air.
>> Right. Right.
>> That's all that was. Yeah.
>> Right. That's been real quiet lately. If you gone professional or you just hiding from us.
>> You gone professional.
>> The irony is that you forget to hit it a lot. You know, >> that's the issue.
>> Yeah, that's the problem.
>> The bloopy button, right?
>> Um last time I was that high on caffeine, it was um >> during GB at night when I got the sherva mate that Jan had to take away from me.
>> Your eye I I grub, I saw your pupils dilate in such a way that was concerning. I'm like I this this man has to talk for three more seconds. I was going to I was going to black out for sure.
>> Yeah. The >> There's no comparison. I I would take being over stoned versus overcaffeinated any day of the week.
>> Like the overcaffeinated stuff disagree.
>> Oh my god. The overcaffinated stuff. You feel like your heart's going to explode when you're just too stoned. You just got to hang on. I mean, >> yeah. like five coffees deep, I'll think I'm having an anxiety attack, >> but then like I calm down a little bit, get to the six coffee, and then you almost reach the nirvana, >> right? See, that's why I That's why I'm not really a coffee drinker. I just go straight to that, oh, I think I'm having a panic attack state with that caffeine for some reason. Like other forms of caffeine, I can I'm fine with the soda, right? But like one cup of coffee and it's just like, oh, my heart's beating really fast and I'm sweating. I don't like this. Uh, >> what's the difference between a CocaCola caffeine and coffee caffeine?
>> It's like Disney fruit.
>> I mean, I imagine there's more, but like I don't know. I mean, I'll have enough >> Coke Zeros a day that I'm sure equals one cup of coffee. So, I don't understand why part of like my body's like expecting the Coca-Cola knows what it is and so you know how to handle it. And >> like the coffee like your just your anticipation levels are all off. Yeah.
Yeah.
Diet Coke has more caffeine than regular Coke. Do you know that?
>> To make up for no sugar. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Interesting.
>> Um at the coffee shop, uh when I used to work there, you know, coffee was just flowing out of the ceiling and everything, right? Um occasionally we would uh say to each other after having too much coffee, it's like, "Oh man, I'm caffing out. I'm caffing out." Uh and then someone would have to go sit in a dark corner and calm down for a bit.
>> Oh yeah. What's the How much are you like the c What's like the caffeine max for people?
>> Who knows?
>> Depends. What do you mean like what will kill them?
>> Yeah. Like what's what's uh let's see how much caffeine can o you could just like buy caffeine like in powder form. I imagine that's something to caffeine pills. Yeah.
>> Yeah. How match how much caffeine to overdose?
>> Like presumably you can overdose, right?
>> Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. You can overload some water. So, yes. Yeah.
>> Mhm.
>> I don't know. I'm not getting an immediate answer. I mean, >> if if you do, thousand milligrams, that would be pretty bad.
>> I bet would kill you well before aspartane would.
>> Uh, okay. Yeah. So, drinking like 1,000 milligs of caffeine, which is like 10 cups of coffee. That's toxic to you at that point. Yeah.
>> Okay. Yeah. That's >> That seems like a lot.
>> Yeah. I mean, it's way too much, but like it's not inconceivable, >> right? It's not inconceivable with the amount of like weed that would take for you to die, which is like impossible now, right?
>> Several. Yes, you would.
>> Yeah. You just disappear from the timeline.
>> You Yeah, you wouldn't. There's not not enough time in the day to do it.
Whereas, I could see Jan drinking a D's coffee easily.
>> I'll do it. I'll do it.
>> You do it in the morning. No, no, no.
Step away.
>> That's the 99999 challenge. That's nine beers, nine coffees. Uh >> I I wonder what my personal threshold is because I haven't had it in a while.
I'll have like two cups in the morning and that's usually where I call it, but every now and then I'll I'll reach it like midday and I don't know how I did it. Almost to the point where I'm like, is coffee affecting me differently day by day?
>> Yeah, I think so.
depending on your sleep quality and like the day you had before >> cuz you always know when it's bad cuz you're just like I'm just a little shaky. I'm just a little shaky.
>> Oh yeah. Sometimes this is bad. And I promise this is not a cry for help. As I'm like drinking a cup of coffee, I will occasionally just look at my hand and see if it's like shaking or not. Uh and if it's steady, I'm good.
>> I kind of want my bones to vibrate a little bit that like >> when I do this distracts me. No. Yeah, go ahead.
>> I say when I do this, I realize that it's pretty difficult to keep my hands still.
>> Yeah, >> you just concentrate four >> horsemen. That That's a That's a good thing. I was uh there was that Reddit post yesterday that went very viral of uh a guy that killed the woman and during the interrogation uh before they knew for sure he did it. He stood basically he sat perfectly still for the entire several hourong investigation that he just kept his hands right in front of him on the table, >> didn't move at all. And they've like had a fast-forwarded version and all the like uh uh the detectives are moving around, sitting in different places, kind like going back and forth, rocking back and forth, and he was just perfectly still and only moving his head to like look at the detectives.
>> Yes. So, >> wow.
>> So, you guys moving around a lot makes me think you probably haven't killed anyone >> yet.
>> Yeah. You start becoming become very still. Oh, no.
>> Uh back.
>> Yeah. Like, yeah. Uh that last day of SGF after we went into the macho fugue state when we got to SGF campus and had coffee.
>> Yeah, >> I feel like that's when we started feeling normal.
>> It It's true.
>> It's true. And then they then they got we were like the last people to get coffees there and they like they were like we're sold out. I was like brother it's 100 p.m. What do you mean you're sold out of coffee? And also we didn't buy it.
>> Yeah. I don't know.
>> How could you sell out of a thing that's free?
Yeah. I don't know. Anyway, uh maybe they have or whatever. Like I guess like the food trucks have like I don't know.
>> Yeah. Sure, sure. Sure. Um >> Oh, I posted about this, right? And I know we don't talk about gaming too much on this podcast, but gang, imagine how [ __ ] sick it would be if SGF next year was in a mall.
>> Yeah, I I would like >> That's That was not a bad idea, man. I think Mall of America. Awesome.
>> No, but like there's probably abandoned malls in LA that we should go to.
>> So many.
>> Still in LA though, huh?
>> Nice. We have >> No, it doesn't have to be in LA.
Everyone knows it.
>> Go to the mall that Epic Games bought and did nothing with. They just do that.
There you go.
>> There's that. But yes, it would really fit. You know, obviously liinal spaces are very trendy and perhaps overkill at the moment.
>> So, let's You guys want an abandoned mall?
>> Yes. Yeah, >> I I was like, "Oh, mall. I can go to Sabarro."
>> No, I want the mall to be taken over by Mr. Jeffrey Keely and only Jeffrey Keely.
>> I mean, the mall has to be abandon us.
Where else is all the game stuff going?
>> Exactly. Malls are like half abandoned now. So, you go like there like you go to where the Sears used to be.
>> That's where the Sears was. Yeah. They tore down our stairs and put bars there.
And now it's the only part of the mall anyone goes to is these bars >> bars. Like like steel bars or drinky bars? Drink >> drinky bars. All the young people go to these bars now. Our downtown's dying.
Everyone's just drinking. Oh. Oh, yeah.
There's a major sad development. Our local community. Do you guys have like a regional bread place or do you guys just have Wonderbread as like your default white bread?
>> Uh there's regionals.
>> Regional bread here. Yeah.
>> Yeah. Our regional one's called a clown on it.
>> Yeah. It's 120 years beloveing around here. We all took field trips to seeable when we were kids. See him making the bread. They gave us one of the rejected bags of bread as we left. That was awesome. Liquidating.
>> Done.
>> Oh, that's I didn't know that.
>> No more schwables. And the community is devastated. It's very touchy here right now.
>> Yeah, >> that is devastating. I used to drive past the schwables and you smelled good.
I liked it.
>> Yeah, it was I am part of the problem though cuz like I definitely am like I'm buying Dave's Killer Bread cuz it has seeds in it, right? Like >> Sure.
>> You know, I I I know how we got here.
They should make a seed version. Were they just refusing >> seedable? I think they're like, "Oh, we make white bread and like hot dog seed."
Yeah, I >> think they made Yeah, I think they had the one dough of white stuff and they like made buns and bread out of it. I don't know if they're doing much else.
>> How can it not have succeeded in 2026?
>> I've got I've got Dave's killer bread right here.
>> See? Yeah. We're part of the prompt.
What the hell? Cinnamon roll snack bites. WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?
>> These are fantastic.
>> Where'd you get that? You got to you got to get you got to talk to your Tia the store. I don't know. Uh >> I love Yeah, these are good. Are this called murder bread? No.
>> Yeah, I think he cuz he went to jail maybe for murder and then got out and made bread instead.
>> Yeah. 15 years in prison is a is a sentence that's that's written on the back of this.
>> Hell yeah, brother.
>> That's the problem is nobody ate killed anyone.
>> They have the clown. The clown wasn't flying these days.
>> Clown's not interesting. Murder is.
>> Sorry. I mean, they're cinnamon bite.
Holy [ __ ] Okay, I'm gonna be looking out for that.
>> Yeah, those are really good. They also come in like a honey version and a buffalo version. Um, >> yeah, that's that tastes that tastes good.
>> I think the youth, and by youth, I mean 22 to 20, no, 22 to 31. I think they're getting into clowns.
>> Clowns can't be coming back. That's like the one thing like, oh, those are gone.
Of course.
>> Is this the thing about like, oh, the youth these days, they really crave whimsy? Cuz if it is, they're doing it wrong. Clowns are not whimsical. Go to Disney World. It's too expensive. [ __ ] they do need clowns.
>> I love dirty. I don't think they ever dirty, is right?
>> I think it's cuz clowns are horny now.
>> Oh, they made it a sex thing. Oh, well, okay.
>> Clowns. Okay. Yeah, I've been on Instagram. Oh, yeah, I know. Okay. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. I don't like I don't like that to be clear.
>> If y'all think clowns are hot or not.
>> No, >> but I don't know. I get weirded out by face paint. I think I've said this before, so I don't I don't feel so hot in it, Mike.
>> Yeah, I know. I I I'm surprised I pulled it off, but it wears me out.
>> That's fair. Clown Clowns never really go away. They just sort of have peaks and valleys, right?
>> No, they just pulled away by like a long hook or something >> by a big old king. Yeah.
>> Yeah.
Oh god. All right. Well, our big hook is coming around the podcast and pulling us off stage because that's the end of the show, folks. We are going to get out of here. It's been such a damn pleasure to to hear your voicemails. If you'd like to leave one for next week, the phone number to do so is 707 exit flu. Thank you very much to Grub, to Jan, to Mike, Chuck, Will, and Sean.
Thanks everyone for calling in and chatting live. It's a damn good podcast.
We will be back next week with a brand new episode. So, make sure you leave your voicemails and be a part of the fun. Until then, guys, have a wonderful rest of the week and we'll see you next time. All right, everyone. Say goodbye.
>> Who just gifted me Crime Boss Rock City on Steam? Thank you. I guess >> you're welcome.
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