The Indian Monopoly Man😂🤣 | Kill Tony, ft. Shaz Memon

Added: 2026-05-30

[00:00:00]My name is Chaz and I'm from Amsterdam.

[00:00:02]And yes, this is what the Dutch look like now.

[00:00:11]Now, I can see that some of you are looking into my face. I want to acknowledge that I have a very distinct look. I've had this mustache for the past 12 years. And in these 12 years, I have heard hundreds of comments that people have made. I've even ranked them.

[00:00:24]Like yesterday, this literally happened yesterday. I was walking around Sixth Street and a homeless guy called me a Middle Eastern Mario.

[00:00:32]I was recently in a meeting with a colleague and as soon as I entered the room, he said, "Look, here comes the Indian Monopoly man."

[00:00:40]The best one, the best one so far I've gotten is, "I matched with a girl on Bumbo." And her first message to me was, "You look like your dad [ __ ] a Pringle