Always one step aHEAD 💀

Ajouté : 2026-05-20

[00:00:00]So, I got asked two questions. How do my headphones sit? They sit at the back of my head because if they sit at the top, they won't reach my ears. ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD.

[00:00:09]SHE'S AHEAD OF HER TIME.

[00:00:11]>> [music] >> BEFOREHEAD, FOREHEAD, FOREHEAD, [music] AFTERHEAD. What's the big idea? Why the long face when your passport photo needs to be A3 size? Wears a pillow [music] case as a hat. Needs two iPads to do FaceTime. You should rent out ad space on that.

[00:00:32]>> YOUR AD HERE.

[00:00:34]HER DREAMS ARE [music] IN PORTRAIT MODE.

[00:00:35]When she sleeps, she doesn't have dreams, she has movies.

[00:00:38]>> She dreams in IMAX. Driving movie theater [music] open for business. Her dreams have at least five seasons. She remembers what's going [music] to happen tomorrow. Doesn't need a hard drive. She memorizes [music] everything. Memorizes live events. No voice over, she's just thinking [music] loud. 10,000 gigabytes of memory.

[00:01:01]>> [music] >> Always one step ahead.

[00:01:06]SHE'S AHEAD >> [music] >> OF HER TIME.

[00:01:11]BRAIN FREEZE WOULD CAUSE AN AVALANCHE.

[00:01:13]Sniper's [music] wet dream. Average overthinker. She keeps all her thoughts [music] to herself. Save some thoughts for the rest of us. I'm four reals down and still [music] see it.