The watch market price update 5/17/26

Added: 2026-05-18

[00:00:00]So ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome back once again to the greatest watch market update show. Unbelievable but true. But ladies and gentlemen, this is the only public service watch announcement channel out there that does what we do. Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the real story on what's happening in the luxury watch market. We also give you an unbelievable truthful watch market update on watches that you like. You know, Rolex, AP, Paddock, Richard Mills, Veron Constantine. That's right. And today we have an unbelievable watch market update prepared for all of you. But before we get into that, let's go into my magical intro.

[00:00:55]So ladies and gentlemen, we're back and let's just dive into the first watch market update of the day, ladies and gentlemen. And our first watch, ladies and gentlemen, it's an unbelievable watch. It's a Rolex. Take a look see at the picture. It's a Rolex Unbelievable beach. The Rolex Beach Daytona with a mother of pearl. Unbelievable. Pink strap, pink mother of pearl dye, ladies and gentlemen. You know, pink pink mother of pearl dial reference number 116519.

[00:01:25]And ladies and gentlemen, let me tell all of you because I got to tell you the truth. If you're looking to buy this watch, you know, for your side chick, your wife, your daughter, graduation, any of that good stuff, I'm going to tell all of you, don't pay for that beautiful watch. Don't pay more than $58,000.

[00:01:42]And unbelievable, but true, but the watch market is dead. Scooby-Doo. Our next watch, ladies and gentlemen, take a look at it. Is another Pateek Phipe.

[00:01:51]Beautiful Pateek Philippe Aquinaut, the 567 stainless steel. You know, the attor grade, you know, for the ladies, ladies and gentlemen, with a diamond bezel again for your side chick, for your wonderful wife, you know, whatever it is.

[00:02:08]I don't know if you understand what I'm saying, but if you don't, you Google it, ladies and gentlemen. And I'm going to tell you, don't pay for that beautiful pate Philippe Aquina. Don't pay more, and I mean don't pay more, than $41,000.

[00:02:20]And unbelievable. The watch market is dead in a backyard septic tank. And smelly, smelly, smelly, smelly. You do whatever you want with your money.

[00:02:30]Here's your money. If you want to continue maintaining these flim flams lifestyle, that's up to you. But the watch market is dead, ladies and gentlemen. Get it through your head. The watch market is dead. Our next watch, ladies and gentlemen, is another Patek Philippe. Beautiful. Take a look. She had the picture. It is the Patek Philippe Nautilus, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:02:48]The 5711/13000A.

[00:02:54]You know, unbelievable. Stainless steel with a diamond bezel. It's unbelievable.

[00:03:00]this watch in the Corona beer era. You know the Corona beer era, ladies and gentlemen, when they were giving away SBA loans, government grants, PPP loans, stimulus checks, unemployment checks, you know, free government money, ladies and gentlemen. Free government money.

[00:03:17]Beautiful, but true, ladies and gentlemen. This is the 5711, ladies and gentlemen, with that beautiful green diamond bezel. You know, it's unbelievable. And this watch at one moment was over a million dollars in the Corona via era. Unbelievable. But true, ladies and gentlemen. I'm sure you're looking at this picture and I'm sure you're saying to yourself, "Wow, what a beautiful watch." But ladies and gentlemen, like I said, it was a whole melon. It was worth a whole melon. And if you don't know what melon is, you know melon, watermelon, that's a million. But today, ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to tell you, don't pay for that beautiful paddic. Don't pay more. And I mean, don't pay more than $479,000.

[00:04:00]And the watch market is dead. Ladies and gentlemen, be smart with your money, ladies and gentlemen. Our next watch is another Pate Philippe. Take a look at the picture of this beautiful Pate Philippe. Ladies and gentlemen, Nautilus, the 5990 stainless steel, blue dial. You know, unbelievable. This is a beautiful watch.

[00:04:24]The Bate Phipe Nautilus stainless steel with the blue dial. Not the one with the gray dial or frosted snow gray dial.

[00:04:33]This is a blue dial, ladies and gentlemen, the new one. And I'm going to have to tell you, take a look at the picture before I give you the price for this watch. I'm going to have to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, you got to stop giving away your children's tuition money to these flim flamers, you know, who have been fleecing you for two too many years. Ladies and gentlemen, you must thank Sweet Kick Kino for opening up this channel. Ladies and gentlemen, Sweet Kick Kino is the brains.

[00:05:00]Kino is the brains. And I am just only the voice, ladies and gentlemen. I am only the voice, right? Take a look at the picture. I mean, you do whatever you want. It's your money and you spend it as you please. Don't pay for that paddock nautilus 59.90 stainless steel blue dial. Don't pay for it more than $146,000.

[00:05:23]And you do whatever you want. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm only telling you the truth. If you can't handle the truth, you must leave. You must leave. And do not watch this because it's going to affect you because right now you guys are a bunch of sandbags, crumb bums, window lickers, lollipop suckers, crayon eaters, tomato cans, palm olive dish lickers. You understand me? A bunch of buffaloos. You got to get smart. Ladies and gentlemen, our next watch, ladies and gentlemen, is a PC Philippe. Take a look at the picture of this Pateek Philippe. Unbelievable looking PC Philippe Nautilus. The 5712 stainless steel discontin. You know what you like to hear. Discontin collector's dream, collector's choice, collector's grade, or as Kino says, collector's grave. You know, grave. Ladies and gentlemen, you got to stop being Palm Olive Dish Lakers. You got to stop kicking tires. Ladies and gentlemen, you got to stop being possum kickers, cow tippers. You got to stop that, ladies and gentlemen, for 5712 with a beautiful blue dial. I'm telling you, unbelievable that 5712 stainless steel blue dial discontinued. And I'm going to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, don't pay for that watch more than $113,000.

[00:06:42]dpping. Unbelievable. The watch market is dead. Unbelievable. We give you the truth in this channel, ladies and gentlemen. We give you the truth. This is our sponsor. So, you know, we got to give him some promo time. You know, some exposure time. Our sponsors, ladies and gentlemen. You know, they're unbelievable. Let me take a little bit of this water. You know, fluoride. You know, fluoride. That's what we drink.

[00:07:02]Fluoride. You know, fluoride. That's what we drink, ladies and gentlemen. I give you the truth. You just can't handle the truth.

[00:07:08]Lambon. You know what Lambon is? Lambon and Palomos. If you don't know what Lambon and Palomos is, you Google it.

[00:07:15]And ladies and gentlemen, salute the owl. Salute the owl, ladies and gentlemen. Do the wave. Flap flap your wings. Salute the owl, ladies and gentlemen. You do whatever you want. Our next watch, ladies and gentlemen. Take a look. She had the picture. It is another AP Royal Oak. Unbelievable looking time machine. That AP Royal Oak frosted rose gold chronograph blue dial. Reference number 26239RG 41 mm. You do whatever you want with your money. You do whatever you want with your money. But ladies and gentlemen, don't pay for that watch. And I mean don't pay for that watch more than $144,000.

[00:07:52]And nothing. You do whatever you want, Papy. It's your money and you do whatever you want. You do whatever you want. You do whatever you want. I'm just telling you the truth. I'm telling you the truth that the watch market is in critical condition like this.

[00:08:08]Dead. Dad, stop giving away your wife's 401k.

[00:08:14]Stop maintaining these flim flammers lifestyle. They've been hurting you.

[00:08:19]They've been hurting your family. Listen to me. I know what I'm telling you. The watch market is critical. Ladies and gentlemen, just to let you know. Just to let you know what's going on, ladies and gentlemen. Our next watch, ladies and gentlemen, is a Rolex stainless steel.

[00:08:34]You know, take a look at the picture, you know, the beautiful Batgirl GMT Jubilee bracelet. Unbelievable. 40 mm 2019. The watch market is dead. Don't let these people keep on telling you otherwise. The watch market is dead.

[00:08:50]They're looking for easy targets and you're the one because you've been maintaining their lifestyle. Their red gold fast car, their Louis Vuitton Supreme backpack, you know, Supreme hoodie, you know what I'm saying? Mont Clair sweater, you know, Louis Vuitton Nike sneakers, sushi dinners, $25,000 steak dinner, you know, it's all on you guys on your dime on your children's tuition dental money, you know.

[00:09:17]Unbelievable to I don't care. You do whatever you want. You guys are so don't pay for that Rolex GMT Jubilee bracelet.

[00:09:26]back girl. I mean, don't pay more than $16,200 in unbelievable. But you, ladies and gentlemen, you do whatever you want.

[00:09:37]Scooby-Doo, you cannot continue being Shaggy Rogers. If you don't know who Shaggy Rogers is, I'm going to explain to you. Ladies and gentlemen, Scooby-Doo had an owner and his name was Shaggy Rogers. And that's how all these flim flammers who have been fleecing you for so many years, they see you all as Shaggy Rogers. Google it if you don't know who Shaggy Rogers is. Shaggy Rogers was the owner of Scooby-Dooby-Doo.

[00:10:06]Unbelievable, but true. I'm telling you what it is. I know you don't want to hear the truth. You only want to hear lies. For that, you got to go see deputy boxing black eyes with the Tweety Bird haircut and his sidekick Jiminy Cricut with the Chia Pet Spray can hair. And ladies and gentlemen, I don't know what happened to him, but lately he doesn't even have eyebrows. I'm talking about Jiminy Cricket. I mean, you know, may God, you know, he be all right. You know, I protect people, you know. I'm just telling you what it is. Salute.

[00:10:37]Salute to you. Salute. Unbelievable.

[00:10:40]Ladies and gentlemen, our next watch is another PC Philippe. Take a look at the picture. Unbelievable. Patec Philippe Nautilus stainless steel with a piano dial. You know, like Liberace, the piano, piano dial. Unbelievable. White dial 5726 stainless steel. Take a look at the picture. Enjoy it. Unbelievable.

[00:11:05]Believable that picture, you know. And ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to tell all of you, don't pay for that watch more for that beautiful Pateek Philippe Nautilus piano dial, white dial 5726 stainless steel. Don't pay more. I mean, you do whatever you want. It's your money and you spend it as you please.

[00:11:24]I'm just here to tell you what we believe you should pay so you don't give your money away. Give it away to the, you know, animal shelters. You know, animal shelters, UNICEF, but stop giving it away to these crumb bums, these sardine cans who have been awful with you guys. You know what me and Sweet Kino get from you? We get nothing. We only get pleasure to help you out.

[00:11:47]Unbelievable, but true. We make it silly. We make it funny, but in reality, we're telling you 175% the truth and nothing but the truth. So, help me God.

[00:11:58]Just to let you know, ladies and gentlemen, you do whatever you want. The price of the Pate Philippe Nautilus piano white dial, the 5726. Don't pay more than $19,000.

[00:12:10]You do whatever you want. Our next watch, ladies and gentlemen, take a look at the picture. It is an AP Royal Oak Rose Gold Chronograph 41 millimeter 26320 rose gold. You know, unbelievable. It is not converted. This is not a converted watch. Unbelievable. AP Royal Oak rose gold chronograph black dial 41 mm 26320.

[00:12:36]And it's not converted. It's it was born this way. You know, bracelet and casing.

[00:12:43]Unbelievable. Black stallion dial chronograph. And I'm going to tell all of you ladies and gentlemen because I'm that I'm like that. Ladies and gentlemen, don't pay for that watch more than $69,000.

[00:12:55]Poppy, unbelievable. The watch market is dead. Don't get scared, Poppy. It's only money, Poppy. Stop giving it away. Give it away. Give it away. Give it away.

[00:13:04]Like the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They're not like us. They're not like us. All the way up. Lean back. Lean back. I'm just telling you, practice out of dancing. Lean back. Lean back.

[00:13:14]Unbelievable. The watch market is dead.

[00:13:18]You do whatever you want. I'm telling you. Our next watch, ladies and gentlemen, is unbelievable. is another Rolex. Rolex Oyster Perpetual 41 mm beige dial. Beige, you know, beige dial.

[00:13:32]Take a look at the picture. Beautiful looking watch. 41mm beige. 124300 is the reference number, you know, full set.

[00:13:40]And don't pay for that watch. As you can see in the picture, you do whatever you want. Don't pay for that watch. Don't pay more than $8,800.

[00:13:49]And you do whatever you want, Poppy. You do whatever you want.

[00:13:55]You don't want to believe me, ladies and gentlemen. But you got to get for real, ladies and gentlemen. You got to be honest to yourself. You know, like I said, there's no more government money out there. The free government money dried out, ladies and gentlemen. What you were seeing was artificially artificially. It was like that guy, you know, what's his name? The magic guy, you know, David Kaf David Kafio Kafilo, right? David Copperfield. I think it's David Copperfield, right? It's on an illusion, an artificial illusion they were giving to you. But now it's the real thing, Papy. I get panalon. You got to get pants today. It's a jungle out there. It's a jungle.

[00:14:38]Elephants. You know what I'm saying?

[00:14:39]Tigers. Save it to tigers. You know what I'm saying?

[00:14:44]Ladies and gentlemen, take a look see at this picture. This is a beautiful Rolex Daytona stainless steel. The Darth Vader. You know Darth Vader? Oh, Luke.

[00:14:54]Oh, look. Look, my son. Look. Look, my son.

[00:15:02]Look. You know what I'm saying? I'm telling you. We can even do that. We can do things in this show. We can do even voices and all that good stuff.

[00:15:10]Beautiful Rolex Daytona stainless steel Darth Vader. Unbelievable. Take a look at the picture. If you are looking at it, it's an unbelievable looking watch, ladies and gentlemen. reference number 1265 000 LN 40 mm. You know, this is the new newer version. You know, you know what I'm trying to say. It's a beautiful looking time machine. Beautiful looking time machine, ladies and gentlemen. And I'm going to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, don't pay for that Darth Vader stainless steel chronograph, you know, black tile, black ceramic bezel.

[00:15:41]Darth Vader, don't pay more than $27,000 in. You do whatever you want.

[00:15:50]There's no money popping. There's no plat no money, no honey. You understand me? No euros. There's nothing. No pounds, you know. I don't know. Leave us. You know, there's nothing. You do whatever you want, Poppy. You do whatever you want. And ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to give you a wash that's going to knock your hair back and blow your socks off. Okay? Just to let you know, here it goes. This is another PateC Philippe Nautilus. Unbelievable.

[00:16:24]Pate Phippe Nautilus, ladies and gentlemen. The 5740 white gold. What a beautiful looking time machine. This is my favorite product to be honest. The 5740 blue dial. Unbelievable, you know.

[00:16:38]Unbelievable. That 5740 blue dial moon face has a retail price of $179,000.

[00:16:47]You do whatever you want, ladies and gentlemen, but don't pay for this beautiful paddic 5740, white, gold, blue dow, moon face. You do whatever you want. I don't care what these flame flammers are telling you out there. You know, if you want to continue believing the warest fat bastard, if you want to continue believing the two toddler body brothers, you know, the hungry hippo Mr. Magcoo, the two Jehovah Witness brothers, Big Pun, Heavy D, you know what I'm trying to say? deputy boxing black eyes with the Tweety Bird haircut and his sidekick Jiminy Cricket. You know, if you want to keep on believing the Indian brothers in downtown Miami, that's up to you. But I'm going to tell you, ladies and gentlemen, because I'm like that. I'm a fair guy. I say the truth for nothing but the truth. Don't pay for that paddic. Why go 5740 with a blue dial? Unbelievable looking time machine. If they're telling you 275, 300,000, 250. No, no, that's not the price. the prices. Don't pay more than $210,000.

[00:17:47]And there it is, ladies and gentlemen.

[00:17:49]There's your watch market update. I hope you learned something from us. You know, I hope you really, really learned something about the watch market update where prices are at. Ladies and gentlemen, we're talking about secondary great watch market prices. You know what these flim flammers, you know what these sardine cans push on you all day, every day?

[00:18:10]Hya Baba, the situation is bad out there. Be smart with your money. We have a no spending money challenge of 2026.

[00:18:17]You know, like the ice bucket water challenge. We have the no spending money challenge of 2026. And before I let you go, ladies and gentlemen, smart money is staying away from luxury goods. All right, guys. Please don't forget to subscribe to our channel and like our video and share our video, ladies and gentlemen. And like me and Sweet Kino with Sweet Kino is the owner of this channel. I'm just the voice. He's the brains. He's the brains. Like we say always, take care and brush your hair.

[00:18:59]The watch market is dead in a backyard pool and floating face down like this.

[00:19:04]Unbelievable but true.