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[00:00:00]as he was working right now. I think like uh shift changed it like I don't know >> he's knights that's why >> yeah it's still here >> this now >> no not her uh the one that a picture I had a picture of >> oh >> the lip filler and [ __ ] >> yeah what time >> hold for a second hold >> that pill that pill a certain way Yeah.

[00:00:31]>> Holy [ __ ] Oh, dude.

[00:00:41]That little Let it load. Let the stream load. I turn it say zero for a second and like kind of ramp back up.

[00:00:49]>> Oh, dude.

[00:00:52]>> Dude, what a bad spot to sit right under the [ __ ] thing for real.

[00:01:02]We back.

[00:01:07]>> They're back.

[00:01:26]I feel like crazy, dude. Like I need plans. I mean, I need drinks.

[00:01:32]That's the plan.

[00:01:35][ __ ] dude.

[00:01:38]Uh yo uh right here.

[00:01:48]>> Of course, bro. Like let's like be gay and weird dude in my chat right now. No, that's so perfect, dude. Cash.

[00:01:58]You want a six?

[00:02:02]I don't know what kind of question it is, man.

[00:02:14]guys. Um yeah.

[00:02:30]Yeah. Listen guys, listen.

[00:02:33]Type one for back.

[00:02:40]my bag, dude.

[00:02:46]>> Let's get CI.

[00:02:49]Let's get Cotti, dude. Let's get Cotty, dude. Am I tripping? Uh, I don't know. I straight up I should like wonky, >> but I need a drink to like kind of like counter that like wonkiness. You know what I'm saying?

[00:03:09]Honestly, I don't know. Like that pill like half of it like it feels like.

[00:03:15]All right, bro.

[00:03:21]Type one for chat right now. Type one for live again. I know. I'm sorry it keeps effing. I'm sorry, dude. I know it keeps effing and [ __ ] I don't know what the issue is, man.

[00:03:30]I don't know.

[00:03:36]Yeah, vodka rebel. Yes. Yo, >> stepping over, guys.

[00:03:40]>> You're good. You're good. Don't worry about it.

[00:03:43]Um, signal sucks.

[00:03:54]>> How? Type one is chilling. Type one, we good? Did I fix it? Did I fix the [ __ ] the signal? What's up, dude? Am I trans? No. Not enough drinks yet.

[00:04:07]>> A Long Island has tea. Yeah, >> guys. Listen. For me to go to Long Island, I need like like I like US dollars in my account.

[00:04:26]>> France.

[00:04:28]Guys, happy hour closes at 6, man. We got two hours. I'm telling you what's happening, man. How How do I get up there?

[00:04:37]>> I think you have to like go inside.

[00:04:39]>> I ain't going up. [clears throat] I ain't going. I I climb up it.

[00:04:43]>> How you going to do that?

[00:04:44]>> You like krypto? Yeah. You want to climb up there?

[00:04:49]Um try like the scale that pole and then grab it to the top like the bottom of the like the railing. Pull that stuff up.

[00:04:58]My What's your friend's choice to drink?

[00:05:01]>> What?

[00:05:02]>> What's your What's your choice to drink?

[00:05:03]>> Like when I don't care, dude. I'll drink.

[00:05:05]>> Yeah, anything.

[00:05:06]>> I'll do anything.

[00:05:08]>> Wait, I don't think I can climb that drunk anyways. I don't see everything going to break.

[00:05:14]>> Uh, no. That's good.

[00:05:17]Wait, is that MJ?

[00:05:19]>> Oh, it's MJ.

[00:05:22]>> Where at?

[00:05:23]>> We got to go inside, guys. MJ's here right now, guys. It's MJ. We have to go inside.

[00:05:41]Oh [ __ ] Yeah. Oh [ __ ] It's MJ.

[00:05:49]>> Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

[00:05:52]Let's get cuddy right now. Let's get cuty right now. I'm telling you guys, it's MJ. Listen, we're about to get so cuddy right now.

[00:06:02]Ask for >> Who's that again?

[00:06:07]What's on tap? Anything.

[00:06:09]Yo guys, listen. Donate right now for some drinks. Don't ask your >> MJ's mean.

[00:06:19]>> I don't believe it enough. Ask MJ for a beer.

[00:06:22]>> Don't tip MJ.

[00:06:25]She's the one uh the other one with the the elliper. We'll see her. We'll see.

[00:06:30][music] >> She has a shaved mustache on sausage.

[00:06:43]L ask her what the special. Yo, it's anything right now. Anything is special cuz it's happy. All right.

[00:06:48]Mark is afraid.

[00:06:53]>> Just the water for right now while I wait.

[00:06:57]While I wait. Get a shot of uh Dwars like 11. Drink honey. Dude, I can't afford the honey, man. Yo, stop. That's it right there with finger hand. I cannot afford the henny, man. I can't afford the henny.

[00:07:13]Buy MG a drink. Uh, no, dude.

[00:07:17]>> No, dude.

[00:07:21]Drink.

[00:07:22]Listen, you guys need to like donate.

[00:07:25]Maybe Rich. [ __ ] Rich. Yo. Yo, matter of fact, [ __ ] that dude. All right. He was fake as [ __ ] If I see Rich, I'm peace right now. I hope Rich doesn't come tonight at this bar. I'm piecing them up, dude. All right. Swear up. If I see Rich, he's a [ __ ] dude. Rich is a [ __ ] That's what's up.

[00:07:45]>> Thank you, >> MJ.

[00:07:48]What's going on? My chat said talking [ __ ] behind my back on stream.

[00:07:52]>> You told me that and I said, "Okay." So, what did I say?

[00:07:55]>> No, I have I have it clipped on I have a clip a video of it.

[00:07:57]>> Oh, yeah. What can I say?

[00:07:59]>> You were saying like my socks or my my shoes.

[00:08:01]>> What is the clip?

[00:08:02]>> Like you and Rich talking [ __ ] about my socks. My shoes, right? Remember the shoes?

[00:08:06]>> I've never even seen your shoes, >> bro.

[00:08:09]>> This is my first time seeing your weird shoes.

[00:08:12]>> My chat was talking [ __ ] I mean, you say you're talking [ __ ] to me.

[00:08:15]>> If I would have seen those shoes, yes, I would have been talking. Now you do. So, >> but why?

[00:08:21]>> I'm just saying I didn't at the time because I had never seen him until right now.

[00:08:25]>> Hey, where's Rich at?

[00:08:26]>> Where's my cat?

[00:08:27]>> No. Where's Rich? Like >> Oh, where's Rich at? I don't know.

[00:08:30]>> I'm beat him up.

[00:08:32]>> Beat him up.

[00:08:32]>> He's talking [ __ ] on chat. Oh, he was >> he was talking [ __ ] Then he he he influenced you to talk [ __ ] cuz he was talking [ __ ] to you about me. You kind of you kind of like tuned into it.

[00:08:41]>> That's crazy.

[00:08:42]>> Yo, Rich is a [ __ ] I swear when I see him, I piece on my mouth, dude.

[00:08:51]>> Can I get a um cranberry vodka? Yeah.

[00:08:54]>> Thank you.

[00:08:58]>> Waterfydrated, dude.

[00:09:00]>> He's over there, dude. I'm just over there, dude.

[00:09:04]Guys, it's MJ, bro.

[00:09:08]It's on site, Rich. Guys, right now, donate right now. Come on, dude. We can't be [ __ ] like this, dude.

[00:09:15]Show MJ, you've guys seen her enough already.

[00:09:21]Shot, shot, shot. Turn off. Guys, I have like I have zero bucks, but I'm going negative for you guys so I can get a drink. Listen, guys. Listen. We need phones right now. Fire sales. Let's go, dude. Fire sales, man.

[00:09:38]>> Crazy face job.

[00:09:47]MJ, my chat loves you though.

[00:09:49]They keep asking for you.

[00:09:52]>> They just they just making fun of me, too. They're just weird.

[00:09:55]>> Well, I I never I would never do that. I would never do that. I love you, MJ.

[00:09:58]>> Oh, yeah. You would care. Neither neither of us got after after providing said opinion. Nobody got paid. So I don't care.

[00:10:04]>> You never get paid. Give me your information. I'll cash at you.

[00:10:09]>> I met the people talking [ __ ] online.

[00:10:11]>> They they'll pay you. I swear to God he would. They love you. They keep asking you every day. I'm not here. Where's MJ?

[00:10:17]Where's MJ? I'm like she's probably not here right now. I don't know what to say. Her name is Evan. No, dude.

[00:10:23]>> My name's Evan. How do they know my name?

[00:10:27]>> MJ's. No, they're trolling. That's my name.

[00:10:30]>> How did they Oh, that's also my name.

[00:10:32]>> No, it's not.

[00:10:33]>> Evan.

[00:10:34]>> MJ's not your name. That's not your name.

[00:10:36]>> That's my name.

[00:10:37]>> How's MJ How's that correlate to uh Evan?

[00:10:39]>> No, I just made this up cuz I was too embarrassed to tell people my name was Evan.

[00:10:44]>> That's my name.

[00:10:45]>> No, it's not.

[00:10:46]>> Nothing wrong with that.

[00:10:47]>> No, it's not.

[00:10:48]>> I swear.

[00:10:50]>> My ID ID.

[00:10:53]>> Hello.

[00:10:54]>> What?

[00:10:55]Hello, >> dude. She's trolling, bro.

[00:11:01]>> I don't believe her.

[00:11:02]>> I can't.

[00:11:03]>> A girl named Evan. I've never seen that >> cuz her Instagram says otherwise. Her Instagram says otherwise.

[00:11:09]>> What does Instagram say?

[00:11:16]>> Uh, don't don't become Blade. Well, you know, I can hand him a liquor. Blade can't. You know what I'm saying?

[00:11:24]There's no way her name was Evan.

[00:11:27]>> I don't believe it.

[00:11:31]>> Guys, is there proof of her name being Evan? Guys, do you guys like doctor yet?

[00:11:35]Like what?

[00:11:38]Is your reaction why she didn't tell people?

[00:11:41][laughter] >> What is that?

[00:11:42]>> I'm just saying your reaction is why I should tell people. [laughter] [screaming] >> Yeah, that's so right. That's so true.

[00:11:54]>> What is that?

[00:11:55]>> Yo, Evan, >> what is that?

[00:11:57]>> Cranberry vodka.

[00:11:59]>> Are you Irish? Yeah.

[00:12:02]>> It says Evan at myself.

[00:12:06]>> Yo, you guys are hilarious, bro.

[00:12:09]Straight up.

[00:12:11]Santa, guys, fire sales. All right, let's go, dude. Let's go, dude. Guys, happy hour closes at 600. Just so you guys know, drinks are all three bucks right now, dude. Happy hour closes at 6:00. It's 400 p.m. Eastern time. Listen, everyone spam right now. Some donations. Cash people buy more drinks right now. Let's go, dude.

[00:12:32]>> Um, hacker. Uh, we'll figure it out.

[00:12:42]He's 20. He's 20. So, I feel like sneaking drinks. He's 20. That's why I'm not, you know, really, you know, blatantly buying drinks with him because like he's 20.

[00:12:54]>> Joe, man, shut up, man.

[00:13:00]>> I'll snitch. Am I even snitching you?

[00:13:02]What?

[00:13:03]>> What?

[00:13:05]>> How about you send us money? Yeah, Jack.

[00:13:07]Definitely.

[00:13:13]>> Can't buy your girl.

[00:13:15]girls.

[00:13:16]>> All right, dude.

[00:13:18]>> All right.

[00:13:21]Sure.

[00:13:23]Sure.

[00:13:25]What's up, sweat?

[00:13:28]>> Damn. Drinking young. Yo, you guys no idea. This guy been drinking like a fish since like the womb.

[00:13:37]There's no way here. Ah. When she comes back around, I'm telling you, like I'm going to scream like, "Yo, are you Evan?

[00:13:44]Make him ask a homeless guy to buy him a six-pack. We're good.

[00:13:49]>> Pop the pill. If someone buys me a drink, this is this amount. This is my This is This I went in debt for this drink. I went in debt. I'm spilling half of it. All right. I went in debt for this drink.

[00:14:07]>> Yeah. Legal age, guys. Come on, man.

[00:14:12]Cash app, PayPal, Venmo. It's in the description. Get him a soda. Yeah. Then guys, throw some like donations. I ain't paid yet, man. What's the move, man?

[00:14:20]Fire sales.

[00:14:22]I'm about to crash out, man.

[00:14:25]Alcon. Nah, dude. Don't say that. Do you pack it?

[00:14:30]>> Uh, define packet, dude.

[00:14:36]>> I can taste that like [ __ ] in my mouth, too.

[00:14:38]>> Like, it's so like chemically strong.

[00:14:39]like con like I don't know what it is man that's a pretty for MJ right >> pop the pale pay for the next drink if I pop it and you don't pay it yo get [ __ ] you >> tell him to do it first then he'll pop it then you >> I got to do it >> no but I'm saying like you got to owe you [ __ ] it >> hey send it right Pull the gun out.

[00:15:12]>> Imagine ready to get grooving.

[00:15:21]>> I have a fire alarm. Run.

[00:15:26]>> Hello.

[00:15:27]Hello. Am I Am I a clown? Is it all [ __ ] in my bag? [ __ ] >> Is it in your pocket? Could be in your pocket.

[00:15:32]>> No, I put it somewhere in my bag.

[00:15:35]>> I put your pockets. I forget.

[00:15:40]right here, >> bro. Like, your boy sucked that.

[00:15:46]>> Okay.

[00:15:58]>> My sheep. Okay.

[00:16:03]>> No haircut.

[00:16:11]What a gay song for a gay couple right now at the bar.

[00:16:15]>> For real though.

[00:16:22]>> Where's your friend at? Was your friend next to me, >> dude?

[00:16:41]I was saying, man, >> they're saying something drink that one.

[00:17:00]>> Oh lord, she looks like [ __ ] It does.

[00:17:04]>> I just like straight like ass.

[00:17:11]>> My drink's good though. It tastes a good drink.

[00:17:13]>> It is >> good. Probably we did that back in the day.

[00:17:19]Light went down.

[00:17:21]Am I Am I high or go down?

[00:17:23]>> Did they go down? I say >> they go down. I was like, "Wait, hold on. Am I tripping too?"

[00:17:29]>> What did I take? A gay pill.

[00:17:31]>> A gay pill.

[00:17:35]Yeah. Chew, man.

[00:17:43]>> I was peeking. Guys, listen. Fire sales, man. Cash people Ben Venmo. Let's go, dude. Are you a stud? Come find out.

[00:17:53]A gay fish. Okay, dude.

[00:17:58]How much?

[00:18:00]>> Like 2,000.

[00:18:08]Yo, thanks for the donation. Um, >> yo, Yoshi. Hey, Yoshi. Let me ride you real quick. Like, yo, let me ride you, man. Hop on that [ __ ] Bounce in that [ __ ] man. Hey, Yoshi. I love you, man.

[00:18:19]Thanks for donation, man. You want a soda or red bull? What? Like, get some Red Bull. Yeah, give me a Red Bull.

[00:18:27]>> Hey yo, bartender.

[00:18:29]Say louder.

[00:18:31]Hey yo MJ.

[00:18:33]Hey yo.

[00:18:35]>> Yeah.

[00:18:40]>> Hey Kardashian.

[00:18:41]>> For real though.

[00:18:42]>> Hey Miss Kardashian.

[00:18:44]>> Kardashian.

[00:18:56]>> Yo Evan akmJ.

[00:19:00]Guys, >> what the [ __ ] >> What?

[00:19:03]>> You got Tommy clap. What was that?

[00:19:07]>> I need a red book right now. Another drink on me.

[00:19:11]>> Yo, is guy professor like at a college?

[00:19:14]What? This guy professor at Harvard?

[00:19:16]That's me.

[00:19:18]Yo, say Tipper. Sure. Oh, Tipper. Wait, what? I don't care. I'm I'm [ __ ] up.

[00:19:23]Let's get a drink. Yo, MJ, help.

[00:19:29]Y'all for Evan.

[00:19:30]>> Y for Evan.

[00:19:35]>> Yo for Evan, bro.

[00:19:43]>> Can I still learn about drugs?

[00:19:50]>> I don't know, dude. Like pretty fast.

[00:19:53]How How would you rate the stream like experience like with me? Like first time and be on outside with me in the street in the stream. How you feeling, >> dude? This is lit, bro. That's pretty lit. Pretty lit.

[00:20:03]>> It's pretty gay, right? [laughter] >> Like it's prideful, happy like uh Bay Harbor Butcher.

[00:20:13]>> Nah, I'm the MJ Butcher. Where she at, dude? How much that [ __ ] Let's go, dude.

[00:20:20]Let Rich come in that [ __ ] If Rich steps his night, I'm getting like in jail or kicked out or banned. If I see Rich's [ __ ] I better not see Rich, bro.

[00:20:31]>> What you look look like?

[00:20:32]>> Small dude.

[00:20:33]>> Small dude. I >> I better not see Rich, bro. Straight up.

[00:20:37]I'm not. Don't let me see him. God, let him not walk to this bar tonight.

[00:20:45]>> Please don't allow him to walk in here. that dude talk [ __ ] behind my back. And then, you know, made MJ talk [ __ ] because he was talking [ __ ] about me to her. So, it kind of forced her in a way to talk [ __ ] about me. Like, yo, [ __ ] that dude. All right. I hope he [ __ ] dies tonight.

[00:21:03]All right. Brutally shot, blood, brains everywhere. All right. Explosives, OD, suffering, everything. [ __ ] that dude.

[00:21:15]>> I hate Richie >> and [ __ ] Ricky. All right.

[00:21:21]trying to fight me, man.

[00:21:24]>> Why are you guys trying to fight me? Are you insane?

[00:21:27]>> MJ, can you get Red Bull for him and then um Red Bull and Vodka for me?

[00:21:31]>> Red Bull. Red Bull and vodka. You want a can?

[00:21:34]>> Yeah. Yeah. Give him a can for like little boy.

[00:21:36]>> That's That That's crazy.

[00:21:40]>> My son.

[00:21:43]>> My pen son.

[00:21:48]Oh. Oh [ __ ] What the hell was moving? I was so stuck. Rich said he kick your butt. No, you wouldn't, dude. A milkshake. That comes later.

[00:21:57]>> That comes after the [ __ ] party.

[00:21:59]>> Uh, I would do a lot to Rich. I would do a lot to him, man. Straight up. [ __ ] that dude.

[00:22:06][ __ ] Rich, dude. He was a [ __ ] man.

[00:22:10]How does one make someone talk bad about someone? Like, what? What's up, Nva? You can you can two can share.

[00:22:20]>> All right, dude.

[00:22:22]>> All right. Yeah, MJ.

[00:22:24]>> Yes, >> Rich is a [ __ ] I'm telling you, if I see him, I'm I'm I'm going to jail or getting banned.

[00:22:29]>> What is he saying?

[00:22:30]>> He was talking [ __ ] about like my outfit and like I'm like crazy and [ __ ] like I'm weird.

[00:22:35]>> My my chat clipped it last night or two nights ago. They they clipped it on stream talking [ __ ] about me.

[00:22:39]>> He clicked on your stream.

[00:22:40]>> No, they they clipped it like a like a >> And he was talking [ __ ] about me. Then you, you know, you kind of got influenced to talk [ __ ] cuz like he was talking to you.