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[00:00:50]>> Yeah, the lesson evil is trying to racist with >> Yo yo yo, what up? What up with another episode OF IN GODFREY WE Trust me? You got to get the [ __ ] out of here.

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[00:01:12]>> Yo, what's up? Another episode, guys.

[00:01:15]That's right. We on all the platforms, man. We on Instagram live, Tik Tok live.

[00:01:20]What else?

[00:01:21]>> Two.

[00:01:21]>> Oh, two two YouTubetubes, right? We're on two Instagram, two YouTubetubes.

[00:01:26]>> We on MySpace, >> man. No. MySpace. We on everything right now, son. DVD, >> VHS network. Oh, man. That [ __ ] is terrible.

[00:01:37]Dante is trying to do a sound thing and it's not working.

[00:01:40]>> Yo, what's up every folks? All you folks out there, I hope you guys uh enjoyed your weekend cuz our [ __ ] was [ __ ] up.

[00:01:49]The air was trash.

[00:01:50]>> It was bad.

[00:01:51]>> UH we went we went to Milwaukee.

[00:01:59]>> We went to Milwaukee, right? That was insane. We went to Milwaukee and the Milwaukee Air was worse worse than the New York era. And I think from 0 to 50 is when it's decent.

[00:02:13]>> From when it gets to 500, it was uh you know that Milwaukee got to 500 as far as pollution in the air.

[00:02:21]>> It was bad.

[00:02:21]>> And I thought that the shows were going to be cancelled at the Milwaukee Improv that just passed. I thought it was going to be cancelled. I was like, but then we were still, you know, nobody canceled any flights. I was like, "Shit, we still going?" [ __ ] I said, "All right." So, we went and I'm not I'm surprised they showed out.

[00:02:38]>> They were fun. They were great.

[00:02:39]>> They were great, man. ALL THE >> Can you not do that?

[00:02:47]>> That was on time, [ __ ] >> That was on your sound effects is late as [ __ ] So, stop.

[00:02:53]>> So, can you You did it twice, though.

[00:02:55]>> Yeah, but you said they chowed out, man.

[00:02:58]You're not even paying attention.

[00:03:01]>> The timing wasn't bad on the second one.

[00:03:03]The first one was bad. The second one was bad.

[00:03:05]>> They both are bad, bro.

[00:03:06]>> But you guys, you guys showed out um like for real. I was like surprised even Sunday every all of it. Thank you all Milwaukee and B t-shirts. I only had like nine left, which is great. I I mean that would you guys came out. Thank you, Milwaukee. I had no idea.

[00:03:26]All right. I have no idea. Can I have that, please?

[00:03:32]>> Oh [ __ ] I I have no idea.

[00:03:35]>> Wait till next week when I load this [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] Do you use it on yours? No. Oh.

[00:03:41]Oh yeah. Oh yeah. And probably the battery dies out by the time it gets here.

[00:03:44]>> Especially when Vishnu is here. Say something, Vishno.

[00:03:47]>> I love D.

[00:03:49]>> Damn. That's [ __ ] >> [ __ ] That's the [ __ ] That is [ __ ] up for my person.

[00:03:58]>> Let me see.

[00:04:00]>> Oh, look at these glasses, folks. Look at these glasses, man.

[00:04:04]>> Happy birthday, G. Thank you. It is my birthday today. July 21st. Anybody else?

[00:04:10]July 21st. Who's a July baby? How about just July babies? You guys can put a thumbs up. You know what I mean? Put a thumbs up.

[00:04:18]>> What sign is that?

[00:04:20]>> Yeah. Now I'm Cancer. Like probably at the end of Cancer. President Leo starts July 21st. I'll give a shout out to George Wallace is July 21st. I give a shout out to John Loveitz. July 21st.

[00:04:34]Shout out to Well, he rest in peace. Don Knots from Andy Griffith Show. July 21st. Robin Williams, rest in peace.

[00:04:42]July 21st. Um, Steve Burn, July 21st.

[00:04:47]Kareem Green, July 21st. Oh, >> Esau McGraw out of LA. July 21st. My girl Sarah Melo. July 21st. Keenan uh Kenan Jerome, he's July 21st, man. Oh man, there's a lot of July 21st out there, man. Isn't that crazy, guys? Love it. Wallace Wallace. Yeah, July 21st.

[00:05:11]Who else there? Oh, there's the Leo gang. Happy birthday. Hey. Hey. Hey.

[00:05:15]Listen, what else we got? What else we got?

[00:05:18]Okay, let's see what else we got. All right, shout out. All right. All right.

[00:05:22]July 23rd. Let's see. We keep going.

[00:05:25]Keep going. What else we got? All the July birthdays. Let's go. Yeah. Yeah.

[00:05:30]Yeah. June 16th with Tupac. So, we don't care about July. Okay. You got Tupac.

[00:05:36]All right. You got Tupac. I got Ernest Hemingway and Josh Hornet, the actor. Okay. What's What's your take on Armenians? Uh, I don't know. Thanks for the $5, though.

[00:05:52]What you say? Ar I know Armenians.

[00:05:54]Here's how what I know is that their names start in Ian. I or Yan. That's how you know they're Armenians. Sher is an Armenian. Huh? You got Eric Begoian. Armenian. Uh you got Kavorian. Dr. Kavori was Armenian.

[00:06:11]Kardashians Armenian. So that's all I know. And I know you guys had a some kind of slaughter war thing, but I don't know exactly what the day is. You guys are orange and blue is your flag. I think if I All right, that's right.

[00:06:25]We're not talking about April birthdays.

[00:06:26][ __ ] is wrong with you? I said July is like Vinnie D. Williams. April 6th.

[00:06:34]Yo, October 16th to the 17th, Denver.

[00:06:37]Yeah, I'm Denver Improv. October 16th, 17th, Denver improv. But this week coming up, uh, Saturday and Sunday, I'll be at the Seattle at Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle.

[00:06:49]Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle.

[00:06:54]That's right. Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle. Yo, what's my thought on Ryan Clark? Yo, check it out. Oh, yeah.

[00:07:03]Go to godfrey.com.

[00:07:05]That is my website. That's very important that you check that website. I got merch on there. Really nice t-shirts. Go to shop. I think go to shop. It should just say merch, but they say shop, so you might miss that. All right. Shout out Nigerian Cyclops.

[00:07:20]That's right. That's right. And uh yo, so uh check this out. Um Ryan Clark who uh who uh has that great um podcast called Pivot, right?

[00:07:34]>> Oh, yeah. I've heard of that podcast.

[00:07:35]Yeah.

[00:07:36]>> Yeah. He has a great um Pivot. Um, and uh, he got fired from ESPN in the middle of his [ __ ] Kim Whitley, her birthday is also July 21st.

[00:07:47]>> Oh, she's so funny.

[00:07:48]>> Yeah, she's great. Um, yeah. So, he got fired in the middle of a middle of >> Did they come out?

[00:07:54]>> No, they No one said anything to him.

[00:07:56]Like, he was on, they went to a break, he was gone.

[00:07:59]>> What? He for what? What did he do >> yesterday? I don't know what he got fired for. There's, you know, there's inside [ __ ] Well, he's one of those guys that doesn't [ __ ] or nothing and he doesn't talk down on black people and [ __ ] but his his his um his whatch? You can show a photo of Ryan Clark, right?

[00:08:14]It's too bad we can't show it, but um we we can't show video, but you guys can look up Ryan Clark, a former NFL guy.

[00:08:21]Really great analyst, man. He's a dope ass analyst. And they fired him while he was like in the middle of the broadcast.

[00:08:30]>> What did What did he say?

[00:08:32]>> I know. It's who did they say anything?

[00:08:34]>> They did ESPN layoffs. They're laying off a lot of people.

[00:08:37]>> But did they say any? Nobody Nothing.

[00:08:40]>> There's no reason.

[00:08:41]>> Did he make a statement?

[00:08:42]>> I I don't think he I don't know if >> they They said Cam Newton got fired, too.

[00:08:45]>> Cam Newton got fired. Yep. He got laid off >> from his podcast.

[00:08:48]>> No, from ESPN.

[00:08:49]>> Oh, yeah. Winnie. I mean, Winnie got >> But everybody's winning on podcasting, though.

[00:08:53]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:08:54]>> You know, and look at ESPN is like hustling backwards.

[00:08:57]>> Yeah.

[00:08:57]>> So, like first of all, um Ryan Clark is dope as [ __ ] I sent him a message cuz I did pivot and I said, "Dude, you you you're you'll be hustling backwards anyway anytime you do ESPN." I go, "Oh, you're probably doing them a favor cuz your your podcast is next level shit."

[00:09:16]>> So, you guys should support Pivot. The Pivot is dope as [ __ ] with Ryan Clark.

[00:09:21]And that is ESPN's loss. You know what I'm saying? Emerald City Comedy Club July 24th to the 26th, but it's only the 25th and 26th.

[00:09:33]That's right. Nice children's thermos.

[00:09:35]Yeah. Well, listen. This is Wuang Clan.

[00:09:40]You know what I'm saying? Nice children's thermos. Not children's. It's the Wuang. You just jealous cuz you don't have Wuang [ __ ] Huh? Plain and simple. Wuang clan ain't nothing to [ __ ] with. That's what's up. You know the drink is off the chain. She said, "Real Wukan Clan fans know what I'm talking about."

[00:09:57]>> No, but you don't even know the Wuang Clan. And I do. How? How?

[00:10:00]>> Is she giving you a compliment or not?

[00:10:03]>> Maybe it's an inside thing.

[00:10:04]>> I don't No, no, because she don't know any of the Wuang. I know them.

[00:10:08]>> Really?

[00:10:08]>> I know them. You don't know them.

[00:10:10]>> You know, you don't know. Yeah. Call in and see how how how real you are. Unless they ran through you or something.

[00:10:16]>> Easy.

[00:10:17]>> I don't know.

[00:10:19]>> Easy. What? What? Bro, you got like trolls just come to mess with you. Why do I got to be react?

[00:10:28]>> Okay. Hey. Hey. What's up, queen? Yeah, I'm not used to it being What's wrong with the W? That was a man head ass.

[00:10:39]>> Did you uh That was a man. I don't know who it was.

[00:10:42]>> Did you hear about the uh what >> the what you call it? Um the guy the 67 year old guy who they were trying to pin the uh the reflection pool on >> touching the water.

[00:10:55]>> Show that.

[00:10:56]>> No, but he the the >> So yeah, but do you know what happened?

[00:11:00]What happened? The new [ __ ] that happened. So they >> Oh, new Oh, there's new [ __ ] Okay.

[00:11:03]>> First of all, that uh Trump rode his the beast. The beast is like a 10,000B uh armored van and he has a decoy, too.

[00:11:15]They drove when it was empty, they drove the jeeps, the whole convoy down the middle.

[00:11:20]>> When how long ago?

[00:11:21]>> This was when it was empty before they So they [ __ ] up the >> Oh, the the pool.

[00:11:26]>> Yeah, they [ __ ] it up. But they also said that he had this guy had created 350 ft of cuts in it, right?

[00:11:35]>> And there was no cuts in it when they when they when they, you know, when they drained it. There was no cuts in it. But they were trying to get this guy did this guy who was a 67 year old uh Olympic medal winner.

[00:11:49]>> They were trying to give him 10 years.

[00:11:51]>> Damn.

[00:11:52]>> No.

[00:11:52]>> For touching the like. So apparently the thing was peeling and he reached in touched it.

[00:11:57]>> Okay.

[00:11:58]>> The the the park rangers was like, "Leave that alone." He left it alone and then they were he was trying to say he was Antifa and then he slashed the whole bottom.

[00:12:08]>> Yeah.

[00:12:10]>> Yo, that's [ __ ] up.

[00:12:12]>> Yeah.

[00:12:13]So he had to get a lot he had to get a whole lawyer and everything.

[00:12:15]>> Was he okay now?

[00:12:16]>> Well, it just the the things that you know like Trump will post >> Yeah.

[00:12:21]>> his own uh evidence against him. So he post evidence that it was 350 uh feet of uh slash in the in the in the base of it and it wasn't. And >> but that's the thing. Trump supporters are so stupid. None of it matters. Trump can do whatever he want.

[00:12:37]>> It's getting played out. They about to be out. It's getting played out.

[00:12:40][ __ ] is tired of their [ __ ] >> Their [ __ ] is tired. And by the way, I will talk about the Angel Reese situation and that stupid [ __ ] that said that [ __ ] about her, Sarah Brondello. She's Italian, so go figure, right?

[00:12:57]>> But so she's an Italian from Australia.

[00:12:59]You know, a lot of Australians are racist as [ __ ] So, uh, yeah, she said what she said about Angel Reese, which was uncalled for. She had to apologize, but no one I don't think she should accept it. But, of course, Angel Ree had to do press and she accepted that dumbass apology. But, well, somebody's calling in.

[00:13:17]>> All right, we got a caller in. Let's see.

[00:13:22]>> Hello.

[00:13:23]>> Yo.

[00:13:25]Yo, >> what's your name? Where you calling from? Yeah. Hello.

[00:13:28]>> Oh, man. Yo, can you hear me?

[00:13:30]>> Yes.

[00:13:32]Oh man. P man from calling from Salt Lake, man.

[00:13:34]>> Salt Lake City. Damn. I've been there about three or four times >> at at the Wise Guys Comedy Club.

[00:13:43]>> Wise. That's right. Downtown, man.

[00:13:45]>> Yeah, I did Trolley and some other one.

[00:13:47]I can't remember.

[00:13:48]>> You're absolutely right, man. Shout out to all you guys. Dante, Akeem Woods, man. Vishnu. Yo, by the way.

[00:13:54]>> Yeah, >> Vishnu's been killing it with the sneaks, man. I want to shout out to you, man. Appreciate that, bro. Right on.

[00:14:01]I bet you like the fake Tim, too, bro.

[00:14:04]>> Man, you had the Mexican pins on. It's all right, bro. You got to get you got you got to get some pointers from Dante, man.

[00:14:13]>> Got to get the pointers from Dante. I love you guys, man. I'm I'm glad to be on the line and uh happy birthday to you, Godfrey.

[00:14:19]>> Thank you.

[00:14:20]>> Thank you for Thank you for all your contribution to everything, man. I know there's a lot of haters, you know, that that's getting on your neck, but that's only because, you know, you're in the algorithm hard, man. So congratulations with everything, man.

[00:14:31]>> I appreciate Are you a Caribbean?

[00:14:34]>> Nah, man. Gambian, bro. West African.

[00:14:36]>> You're Gambian. Okay. I heard a little accent. I was like, "All right, Gambian.

[00:14:39]Right on, man. Right on. What makes you different from a racist Aussie? I'm going to answer that for you, [ __ ] boy."

[00:14:45]>> All right.

[00:14:47]Yo, I appreciate you, man. Thank you.

[00:14:51]>> Absolutely. Absolut grew up in the Midwest. Yeah, >> my pops is an educator just like yours.

[00:15:01]>> Well, right on.

[00:15:02]>> Um and uh he did over 40 plus years, same as your dad's.

[00:15:06]>> But my my question to you is uh you always talked about your pops, you know, um teaching, you know, Malcolm X uh college and and and and teaching all these ruffians as you would say. My dad would say the same thing, too.

[00:15:19]>> Um my question is how how I don't know if he ever talked about, but how did he get that respect? Like, you know, I mean, he's teaching gangbangers and all these things. How did he My father >> cuz my father was ahead. My father was a good guy.

[00:15:32]>> He wasn't arrogant. He he cared about his students. They would give him like words like as teacher. My father and and the staff respected my dad. My dad was a nice man. He wasn't a mean man, >> right?

[00:15:42]>> You know what I'm saying? He was he was stern but he was a nice guy.

[00:15:46]>> You know, he was stern because you know, you're teaching class like, "Hey, pay attention blah blah blah." But he was a good dude, man. And that was cool. Like my mother as a nurse, people that she trained on, they were like, "Your mother was great. She she she took it seriously, trained her ass up, but she was such a sweet lady. So yeah, it's all about, you know, you as a person cuz you there's a lot of teachers that ain't [ __ ] >> Yeah.

[00:16:07]>> You know, I had my geometry teacher.

[00:16:09][ __ ] him. I hated that [ __ ] I hated geometry. I hated going to Mr. Crow's [ __ ] geometry. He was a piece of [ __ ] >> you know?

[00:16:18]>> That's true, bro.

[00:16:19]>> But I but my physics was great. My physics teacher was so dope. Like, I enjoyed it. I had good grades, but I was angry when I would go into geometry.

[00:16:28]>> Trigonometry. What a [ __ ] I [ __ ] hated that [ __ ] She was mean, man. It was a mean ass [ __ ] >> My Spanish teacher was [ __ ] >> Yeah, your Spanish My >> He was from He was from Spain.

[00:16:38]>> Oh, Spain. My Spanish teacher was awesome. Mrs. Perez. Oh, she was great.

[00:16:42]History teacher, Miss Cabrera. She was fantastic. Mr. Cabera was was pretty [ __ ] good. She wasn't bad. But there was always like some teachers like just piss you off. You don't want to learn nothing. Yeah.

[00:16:53]>> I also think that the the the narrative is that because people are >> street dudes or whatever that they're not that they're savages for no reason, which is just not true.

[00:17:03]>> They know when people uh like them. I mean, you you definitely get a small percentage of [ __ ] that are just sociopathic. Yeah. But when they when you're around people, my dad did youth work for for since [ __ ] 1940 till till like he was like 70 and he was always helpful and [ __ ] knew. I remember not getting robbed >> because not getting stuck up because they knew. Oh you ain't you >> Dave Anderson is the business bully.

[00:17:34]>> Yeah is in your boy. That's your boy.

[00:17:35]>> What up? What up kid?

[00:17:37]>> Yeah Dave Anderson. He said, "I'm I'm I'm looking forward to a a good conversation."

[00:17:43]>> Yeah. Great conversation >> because for some reason this whole FBA [ __ ] and all this, I've just been getting like backlash. Not a lot >> in the comments now though.

[00:17:53]>> Listen, most I'm going to say this. The majority of people [ __ ] with me. Period.

[00:17:58]But there's just that percentage that is that just wants to be mad at me.

[00:18:03]>> But the people who don't insane the people who don't [ __ ] with you tend to be louder than the people who [ __ ] with you. Like people who haters tend to be the most the loudest [ __ ] on the keyboard >> and no matter what I say, they're going to keep Yeah. I think there's just people we were just talking about the table of elements. Yeah.

[00:18:16]>> There's certain chemicals that mix and some that don't. Elements that mix and don't.

[00:18:20]>> Yeah.

[00:18:20]>> Like the noble gases.

[00:18:22]>> They don't Some of them don't. They just they don't [ __ ] with you. They don't [ __ ] with nobody.

[00:18:26]>> Right. And there's just some che some chem elements that mix perfectly take a little longer to mix and just don't. And I just got to know that. But it's just that there's sometime there's sometimes, you know, you can't help it, especially as a human. You're a human being going, "YO, [ __ ] YOU. [ __ ] YOU." You know?

[00:18:43]>> Yeah.

[00:18:43]>> But sometimes they like you, but they got to come around because their ego doesn't like accept them that they like you. So they're like watching you right now. They're >> That's true. That's true, too. No, there's a jealousy thing.

[00:18:54]>> Yeah.

[00:18:55]>> Sometimes when they're fans, I've seen this when we on the road. There's fans that'll like you that'll say, "You better be funny, motherfucker." because they just they're big enough such big fans they don't know how to respond.

[00:19:06]>> Somebody's made a good point. This guy named Old Greece. Go back to that.

[00:19:10]>> He said, "But also the worst part of math class is how [ __ ] badly it teaches math." Like I would love would love [ __ ] math. It wasn't so [ __ ] grueling. That's facts. Yeah. Cuz some teachers you be like, "Man, I don't understand this shit." And they just were not they just made you mad.

[00:19:26]>> Some people shouldn't Some people shouldn't be teachers.

[00:19:28]>> Yeah.

[00:19:28]>> Yeah. And then they bear they get burned out.

[00:19:30]>> Yeah. and get [ __ ] I remember I used to have a history teacher and I remember oh he substituted for Miss Cabrera. Miss Cabrera went on went somewhere for like a month or two and this guy would sm slam his fist on the table. He'd be like, damn it.

[00:19:46]>> Yeah, >> this is enough already.

[00:19:48]>> We were like, I hate this [ __ ] Cuz he'd be like, ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.

[00:19:52]>> DAMN IT.

[00:19:55]>> You take out your books, do your assignments. He slam and we like the slam and the whisper.

[00:20:00]>> He would be like, "DAMN IT.

[00:20:03]>> You take out your books and do your assignment. I might see substitute teacher, but you're not going to walk all over me."

[00:20:10]>> Oh yeah, they have that complex.

[00:20:12]>> When substitute teacher comes, you do a little >> They say we don't got no homework all year. Shut your [ __ ] mouth. What' you say?

[00:20:23]>> Oh, is it Leo? Is it Neil? Elizabeth, who's that? Um, that I got a set of skills or whatever. Who's that? Liam Niss.

[00:20:30]>> Oh, Liam Niss. I got a set of skills.

[00:20:32]>> He He had that going on.

[00:20:33]>> I got a particular set of skills.

[00:20:35]>> Particular set. There we go. I know Godrey would know. But no, the reason I the reason I was talking about the teacher thing, my dad um my dad got hired on when we moved to the States, you know what I mean? And uh he was teaching class and uh one of the kids got wild on him, you know. And of course Godfrey, I mean I know you were born here but you know as you know your dad would say growing up back home like they just slap up kids or you know oh they beat the [ __ ] the bells or the paddle >> in India they smack. Oh yeah and all these don't I had a friend of mine they they smoke you with a whip.

[00:21:04]>> I had a friend of mine go home and tell his mom that the teacher beat him up and the mom came to school and told the teacher like do it more.

[00:21:13]>> Do more. Exactly. you get I didn't get stitches that because so >> my dad my dad swung you know my dad swung on the kid you know gave him a two-piece and pulled the Dante you know got in the got in the taxi before the police showed up you know what I mean and uh >> you know Dante could leave the scene he got in the jney real quick by the way you don't watch your work >> well thank hey I appreciate you thanks for calling man >> hey thank you guys I appreciate Appreciate you, man. Take care.

[00:21:45]>> No, that's all right. I like that.

[00:21:46]>> I had a nun grab me by the ear. Pull me by.

[00:21:50]>> Wait, were you in Were you in the Catholic school?

[00:21:51]>> Yeah. Yeah, I went got hit with a ruler.

[00:21:55]With the ruler, >> pull me by the ear and detach my ear. I had to get stitches on the bottom of the lobe >> and my mom threatened to whip her ass.

[00:22:04]Like, if you ever My ear was >> smack sister.

[00:22:06]>> I mean, my ears big as [ __ ] Any >> How long were you in uh in Catholic school? I went to um eight years of elementary CF school primary school.

[00:22:16]>> Eight years >> and then I went to Brooklyn Tech for two years and then I went to Bishop Lachland Catholic High School and I I graduated from >> My brother and sister went all the way through through high school. I stopped at freshman year high school cuz I [ __ ] hated that racist ass place, St. Benedict High School. Then I transferred to Lane Tech which was public but it was number one.

[00:22:36]>> Nice.

[00:22:36]>> It was great. More diverse. We had way more [ __ ] 5,000 kids from a from only a couple hundred.

[00:22:42]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:22:43]>> And it was just dope. So >> I was in that like my high school Brooklyn Tech was a technical school where they build a house in inure. We had all >> and I got I got stabbed in the bathroom.

[00:22:55]>> Jesus.

[00:22:55]>> Cuz they used to sneak in the other the other I mean this was 70s.

[00:23:00]>> Oh [ __ ] I know. You're right. You're right.

[00:23:01]>> 80s. It was just broken.

[00:23:02]>> Yo, here we go. [ __ ] you. Here we go.

[00:23:04]What did I say about the um um I said something. No, no. About the math. Um Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. The the Australian.

[00:23:13]>> Yeah.

[00:23:13]>> Where is he? Where is he?

[00:23:15]>> It's probably um he said, >> uh where's that Australian part?

[00:23:22]>> American.

[00:23:23]>> How can I be racist?

[00:23:24]>> Wait, what?

[00:23:27]>> Oh, what? Yeah, we're gonna find this [ __ ] >> We're gonna find it. We're gonna find it. We're gonna find it. So, and you're racist against black Americans, Godfrey.

[00:23:37]What makes you different? How am I racist against black Americans? Could you please >> call in?

[00:23:43]>> How am I racist against black Americans?

[00:23:45]What makes you different from a racist Aussie? Because you killed all the aboriges.

[00:23:50]>> You killed all the aboriges.

[00:23:52]>> You guys murdered all the aboriges. I didn't do that, >> you know. And uh >> you got a call.

[00:23:57]>> Oh, what's the what's the call? Go ahead. I'm not How am I racist against black Americans? I need to know that.

[00:24:02]>> What's your name? Where you calling from, bro?

[00:24:05]>> Hello.

[00:24:05]>> Hello.

[00:24:06]>> Yo, I got it. Yo.

[00:24:09]>> Hey. What's up, man? This is uh Nick.

[00:24:11]I'm calling from Philly.

[00:24:12]>> All right, Philly. What up?

[00:24:15]>> What's up, guys? I just wanted to say before I get into what I want to get into, I'm a big fan, man. Um, just keep doing what you're doing, bro.

[00:24:23]It's It's really good. Um, yeah, dude.

[00:24:27]So, something that I'm trying to understand.

[00:24:30]So I'm Congalles, >> but I was born here in America, >> right?

[00:24:35]>> Just like I know you are Nigerian, but you were born here in America.

[00:24:40]>> Yeah.

[00:24:41]>> Now >> I do look like Shab.

[00:24:43]>> Something I'm trying I'm trying to understand because I know you've been getting a lot of slack from like the FBA people calling you a tether.

[00:24:51]>> Yep. And something that I just can't quite understand is like I feel like a lot of FBA people are like trying to slowly create their own, how do I say this? They're trying to like separate themselves from everything African.

[00:25:15]Like if you were to check their DNA, if they were to all, you know, trace their DNA back, it all goes back, you know what I mean, to Africa. I mean, mind you, a lot of people that were brought here from the slave trade will have mixed blood like with white people.

[00:25:34]>> That's not the point, bro. That's not >> No, listen. What?

[00:25:38]>> No, wait. Because you're making this claim. Wait, you're making this claim and that's not what the point That's not what the point is. The point is not that that black people don't know that they they were their origins are in Africa.

[00:25:51]The difference is that because a lot of immigrants that come from elsewhere do not respect Africans African-Americans and their way the fact that they paved the way for immigrants to have to come here in the first place.

[00:26:08]And a lot of a lot of a lot of immigrants and not just African immigrants, but just immigrants in g in general think that they're better than African-Americans. And they're told that don't mess with these things. And Filipinos, Africans, Spanish people, Dominicans, because to assimilate in America means to be racist against African-Americans. Yeah. That's because if you give white people understand if they give African-Americans their just due then they have to deal with the fact that the the original sin of slavery which this country has not ever really taken really taken hold them accountable. And so there's a there's an immigrant population and not all immigrants that come to this country and go we're better than those black people.

[00:27:00]stay away from those black people because the narrative has been in this country by white supremacists that black people are not human. So, and if you're not taking uh if you're not taking into consideration that that is an actual part of the culture of immigrant culture of people of color based on a white supremacist system, then you're just not being realistic. Nobody's denying their their origins of Africaness.

[00:27:29]Like for me, I understand that 100%. I acknowledge that African-Americans are essentially the reason why everybody was able to immigrate to this country.

[00:27:41]>> Of course, >> you know, like I 100% agree with that.

[00:27:45]And you know, >> because you have to because it's proof.

[00:27:48]>> It's 100% fact. It's true.

[00:27:49]>> It's a proof. It's it's 1964 civil rights bill. It's all documented.

[00:27:54]being being first generation um Africanamean, you should say, right?

[00:28:00]my experience and I like Gaffrey, I I've heard a couple of things that you said about your experience being African-American, especially first generation >> and I relate to it a lot because you know you go to a public school in the hood all like I experienced the most bullying growing up by people that look like me and it was because of my heritage. You know what I mean?

[00:28:27]>> Yeah. But I got white people.

[00:28:29]>> Nah, but I got bullied. I got bullied.

[00:28:31]But white people calling you the n-word.

[00:28:33]I got that cuz they can tell the difference.

[00:28:35]>> I got bullied cuz I got I got they got that. I got >> But also kids just bully.

[00:28:39]>> Yeah. I got kids bully. They >> It doesn't matter age.

[00:28:43]>> If you're in the hood and you're around black people, your bullies are going to be black >> and they're going to be roast and everybody roast everybody.

[00:28:50]>> Everybody roasted. We all got it.

[00:28:52]Everybody got it.

[00:28:53]>> It's a proximity thing. And also bro like I think the experience uh the slavery >> I think the suffering is incomparable to any other suffering that >> any other other immigrant can claim to be. So I think there need to be some kind of respect but that people that come here >> they'll take but what they'll say is everybody was a slave. The word slav come from slaves that sound like coping bro. I mean like I mean when you come to this country and you see the people that suffered to make this country what it is and you refuse to give them the respect they deserve and then you're trying to like equalize your suffering to theirs I think >> yeah because they want you to shut up >> and that's unfair you know what what the call said he said I just think that that as soon as you start going I just think that you you there's a nobody's saying if you if if it if if it don't fit then it must quit you know what I'm saying If it ain't you, it ain't you. But a hit dog on Holla. Nobody. If you What?

[00:29:51]>> We're We're more racist towards each other from my experience than >> No, it's not racist. That's not racism.

[00:29:57]>> That's being That's bigotry, man. Selfhatred. Well, however you want to put it.

[00:30:02]>> No, but you need to put it properly.

[00:30:04]That's Hey, that's bigotry, man.

[00:30:08]>> Yeah, >> that's bigotry. That's There's a difference. Like lumping people into one category. Racism is a thing about power thing. understand it's about power and keep but bigotry is what a lot of people do like black Americans or southern blacks or northern blacks they'll say something about people from up north they'll say something about people up south so you know what I'm saying Africans do the same [ __ ] they'll do it tribal wise and dog each other all the time Punjabis Udu all they do the same [ __ ] they'll be like oh those they're they're the ones or they're the smart ones you think the whole like the the divide and rule worked because we've been divided. We've been [ __ ] divided for centuries and and be it like because of geography or whatever, but we never like tried to learn about each other and always compare to like I'm better than you, you're better, you know, it's always this [ __ ] compar but that's hierarchies in any but even in the bee colony monkeys lions dog there's always a dominant there's always a dominant like um specy that wants to take over and it happens. I think that what's really important is the distinction you made about bigotry and racism and when you when the caller is going ah whatever self this no there's a each words mean something and and if you don't understand the words then you got to be quiet and and or at least >> okay >> so wait let me finish or you if you don't know the difference then you should ask what is the difference >> yes >> but to just go yeah yeah whatever whatever >> it's not yeah it's not a whatever >> then you don't really understand it conceptually and you're basing an opinion on something you don't have the the base >> you got prejudice you think you're bigger than right now I should tell you what I know >> what' you say >> I said Dante you could quiz me I could tell you what I know >> I I don't need to know that you just said Damn man >> well he said I could tell you what you could quiz me what I doesn't matter What? What's the Okay, this person said, let me tell Let me see. Hold on. What's the person that said, uh, happy birthday, Godfrey. So, talking bad about a country you have never been brought been to brought you more followers. I don't get what that means. What country are you talking about, sir?

[00:32:30]>> Maybe Argentina.

[00:32:31]>> Argentina. [ __ ] Argentina. How about that? They got a thing called the Big [ __ ] Burger. Have you heard about that? They got the Big [ __ ] Burger in Argentina. Like, I'm not saying that every single Argentinian is racist, but your your your uh character, your reputation is [ __ ] up.

[00:32:53]>> Yes, she's talking about Argentina.

[00:32:54]>> How about God for you about Argentina?

[00:32:56]Cuz you're braces as [ __ ] Because I see footage of you making monkey noises to speed, making monkey noises to African players. That's why That's why you got a thing called a big [ __ ] burger. I didn't say every single every single person in Argentina, every neighborhood that you're known for being racist as [ __ ] >> You're known for being racist. You're kn you're known for whitening the whitening of the race. Nazis came over there.

[00:33:22]You're known for mixing up the races so that you can lighten up everybody.

[00:33:26]No more Afro um Afro um um Argentinians there. You poisoned um Afroargentinians.

[00:33:34]You sent them to war to die. That's your [ __ ] history. I didn't say every single person individual. And then during um um World Cup, you [ __ ] were being racist doing monkey noises everywhere. And then you cheated. So what up? And I'm glad you lost.

[00:33:50]>> Oh, they edited Trump.

[00:33:52]>> Yeah. But >> yeah, there was a black woman who went to school over there. She made a video about it.

[00:33:57]>> Yeah.

[00:33:57]>> About talking about how racist it was.

[00:33:59]>> Yeah. Yeah. I remember that [ __ ] >> And I'm like like all that's all I'm saying. you're getting all mad and [ __ ] and then you want to go, "What about black Americans?" We're talking about Argentina because of World Cup. World Cup is because that's But other than that, ain't nobody thinking about Argentina.

[00:34:15]The big [ __ ] big [ __ ] burger. And I said, "I hope the big [ __ ] burger. I hope you include hot dogs >> so you can suck big black meat."

[00:34:26]>> How about that? I hope you have big I hope you get the big [ __ ] hot dogs cuz all your girlfriends are going to go back for seconds cuz you ain't giving him enough. [ __ ] out of here.

[00:34:39]I don't mind trolling but get to a point.

[00:34:42]>> The the the thing is he the the caller said yeah yeah whatever whatever. So you if you go whatever whatever what you're saying is that the words don't mean specific things. Oh, look it. I lived in Chile and trust me, the story about Argentinians is that they do not like darkkinned. Uh, where'd it go?

[00:35:01]They don't like dark-kinned people. They killed all the native men. Use them as cannons. Thank you, Carlane, New York.

[00:35:09]Thank you. Thank you for that. Go read your history. I'm going back and forth with a guy online. He's going, "Well, what about black America?" I go, "That has nothing to do with it. talking about Argentina and its history. This is from World Cup propaganda. This is World Cup stuff. There's no footage of you guys doing I mean this is all you do. There's a girl that just got arrested in Brazil in Argentinian who's making fun of a black Brazilian waiter doing monkey [ __ ] >> And I'm surprised she didn't get her [ __ ] um her snot box rocked.

[00:35:39]You know what I mean?

[00:35:40]>> I'm surprised she didn't get the [ __ ] up.

[00:35:42]>> You know, you can push that over and hit show and it'll show up right on the front of the screen. Slide it over.

[00:35:48]Slide it to the left. Leave it where it was.

[00:35:51]>> Now hit any one of those. Just no. Over the over the over the the message. It says don't feel >> done. Day is >> You see where it says show? Hit show >> that you where it says you you got see show. Click on it.

[00:36:06]>> Yeah.

[00:36:07]>> Now look at the look at the screen.

[00:36:10]>> What happened? What? What are you doing?

[00:36:12]>> You see it says the >> What happened?

[00:36:14]>> Nothing. I'm just He's covering up the thing and and it's jumping where if you click on it, it will stay up on the on the >> Oh [ __ ] Glad it was deleted, >> bro.

[00:36:25]>> Okay. What else?

[00:36:26]>> We educate We never argue with someone, bro. Dante is flexing. You see that?

[00:36:31]>> We educate. Never Wait, what does it say? Never argue with someone that refuses to understand how little they know. Whatever. Okay. I don't know what I Sometimes these things are late. I don't know who >> I think they were agreeing with you.

[00:36:44]Yeah, >> respect Godfrey and a crew. FBA and Africa are still family. Black is black, guys. I don't know. No matter what you want to call yourself, whether you're FB, NBC, >> ABC, I don't give a [ __ ] >> When they call you the n-word, you're in the same family. I'm sorry that it has to be that way. You know what I'm saying? I I I'm and the guy the guy that I was going back and forth with about Argentinians goes he goes yeah but what about you know in America you have that say I said first of all the difference in America is you doing a monkey salad you would have got knocked the [ __ ] out like one thing about American blacks is they take care of business and you would have got your ass beat real nice doing all that [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] that's why like at in basketball games football games they are they don't do that [ __ ] >> they cuz you will get [ __ ] up and they will kick you out of the stadium. You'll never come back.

[00:37:38]>> Oh yeah.

[00:37:39]>> They'll they'll say, but FIFA likes to include and keep bringing back season tickets.

[00:37:43]>> They'll take your season tickets, all of that. And ban you very different here.

[00:37:47]They will beat you down here. See, >> they will beat you up here.

[00:37:52]>> You know what I mean? I got to set some of these goofy tethers straight.

[00:37:56]>> There we go.

[00:37:57]>> Oh, please, please tell us. Dick in the butt. Tell us. Please, please set us straight. Please set us straight. Dick in the butt. Come on. Set her straight.

[00:38:07]Dick in the butt. Huh? Set her straight.

[00:38:09]F. Huh? Come on. Called the number. Got some guy named Phillips voice. What? You You probably missed the number. What is a bumble clock tether? Makes make it make sense. It's somebody that's attached to something. You're not really part of it. You're just kind of attached to it. I don't know what to say. I would like a name for people like me that were born in America and then went through the same racism and [ __ ] like that. What what do you call people like me?

[00:38:36]>> I mean, you know, uh Akeem is not even is African and Brazilian.

[00:38:41]>> Yeah.

[00:38:42]>> He's literally African and Brazilian, >> right? You're African and Brazilian.

[00:38:46]>> Huh?

[00:38:47]>> His father is African. Yeah. From what country? You know, >> I never looked into it.

[00:38:51]>> But African, but I saw that picture. And your mother's Brazilian.

[00:38:55]>> So, what is what is Akeem?

[00:38:57]>> Adopted parents. What is a keem?

[00:39:00]>> You are gay.

[00:39:03]>> You are gay.

[00:39:05]>> You are gay.

[00:39:07]>> Garin, you have a gay dude on the panel.

[00:39:09]Shouldn't you find a >> a different >> Wait, what? What? What? It just It left.

[00:39:15]Shouldn't you find a Shouldn't you find a different kind of insult? I don't know what that means.

[00:39:22]>> Oh, he cuz you you said like the dick in the butt earlier to the other person.

[00:39:25]>> Yeah, dick in the butt. I should I He doesn't get offended by that.

[00:39:28]>> I don't care.

[00:39:29]>> He doesn't get offended by that. Okay.

[00:39:31]>> Nice try. Nice try, dude. Nice try. Come up with something else. You have a gay dude on the panel. All gay people aren't [ __ ] sensitive, huh? You understand?

[00:39:41]Yeah. They're they're actually human beings that that joke too about anything.

[00:39:45]>> Are you a human being?

[00:39:47]>> Really? Sometimes.

[00:39:48]>> Sometimes.

[00:39:49]>> You got a caller? Let's go.

[00:39:53]>> Yo. Yo, what's up?

[00:39:54]>> Yo, what's up? Who is this? What's Where are you calling from? What's your name?

[00:39:58]>> Yo, I'm calling from uh Greyville, South Carolina. This is uh You can just call me lame.

[00:40:03]>> What?

[00:40:04]>> What?

[00:40:05]>> You can call me lame. Can you hear me?

[00:40:07]>> I called you lame.

[00:40:09]>> No, no, that's my name, bro. Just call me lame.

[00:40:12]>> Oh, lame.

[00:40:12]>> His name is lame.

[00:40:14]>> Shees. I was like, damn.

[00:40:16]>> You're all good, man.

[00:40:17]>> What up, man? What's your question?

[00:40:20]>> Oh, [ __ ] Um, [ __ ] I really Well, all right. Bet. Uh, first off, um, I want to say I watch the show all the time.

[00:40:26]>> Thank you.

[00:40:27]>> The funniest [ __ ] is, um, when I first started watching the show, my lady used to watch the [ __ ] with me and, um, she used to think every time I said, "Oh, the gay one is hilarious." And she'd be like, "Oh, you mean Dante?" She pointed Dante and no hilarious.

[00:40:42]>> I mean, I have never gotten that.

[00:40:45]>> I don't know where in the hell they see Dante's gal, my dude.

[00:40:49]>> What? That's all it is. Uh, you said my name.

[00:40:53]>> Yeah. No, no, Dante. I just never I don't know where she thought he was gay.

[00:40:57]>> No, Dante. Dante, you should press a button. He's so gay.

[00:41:01]>> No, don't say.

[00:41:02]>> Why are you gay?

[00:41:03]>> What' you say?

[00:41:07]>> I want to go I want to go on record and SAY >> I'M NOT GAY no more.

[00:41:14]>> I DON'T LIKE MEN NO MORE.

[00:41:19]WOMEN.

[00:41:23]>> I'm not getting this bite.

[00:41:27]>> That's a long one there.

[00:41:28]>> Yo, but uh I appreciate you being a fan though, you know.

[00:41:32]>> Thank you.

[00:41:33]>> Yeah, bro. I appreciate you guys, man.

[00:41:35]I'm going be at the Greenville show whenever you pop up, man.

[00:41:37]>> No doubt. Oh, yeah. So, South Carolina.

[00:41:38]That's right. Right on. Thank you, man.

[00:41:42]Appreciate it. Go to gofforlive.com for tickets, guys. Wherever I'm going to be at to see my schedule. gotlive.com.

[00:41:49]My uh Instagram is Godfreycomic, folks.

[00:41:52]Seattle this week. Seattle. Emerald City Comedy Club. Emerald City Comedy Club.

[00:41:58]It's going to be Saturday and Sunday.

[00:42:01]Saturday and Sunday. No, Friday. It's going to be Saturday and Sunday.

[00:42:04]Saturday and Sunday. Cuz I'm filming something right now. I'll be in a film for two days. Um what do we got here?

[00:42:12]>> Well, like and subscribe everyone.

[00:42:13]Please like and subscribe. Very important. Especially I got my 154 podcast and of course this one in Godfrey we trust. Uh make sure you like and subscribe on Godfrey comedian is my YouTube channel. Yes, the YouTubes. Like and subscribe. Want to get to a million uh [ __ ] subscribers, you know. All right, who do we got? Who we got? We got Well, this is going to be >> Well, this is going to be the next topic till reparations of the next president.

[00:42:42]>> What else you got? Uh yeah, I'll be seeing y'all be saying anything old, anything in this [ __ ] I don't know what that means.

[00:42:49]>> Oh. Oh, we're probably in the >> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:42:51]>> Okay. Just your love yourself. Thank you for the love. Love and sense of humor. I appreciate that. Well, I want to talk about Angel Ree. Angel Ree and this lady.

[00:43:01]>> Oh my god. This lady, this lady had the nerve. Toronto Tempo head coach Sandy Brondello was caught on live arena microphone calling Atlanta Dream forward Angel Reese protected specy >> during a July 17th, 2026. So the [ __ ] did it a couple days ago. The comment led to a oneame suspension. It should have been 10 games. [ __ ] [ __ ] Suspension for Brondello and public apology. You see what I'm saying? She called her a protected specy. Now, I want to I want First of all, Angel Reese is fine as [ __ ] by the way. She's tall.

[00:43:38]She's [ __ ] beautiful. Show a picture of Angel Reese's fine ass.

[00:43:41]>> And who's the lady who did it?

[00:43:43]>> Hold on. I'm going show you. First, I want to show Angel Reese. Then, we're going to show what this lady looks like.

[00:43:47]>> Okay.

[00:43:48]>> Cuz I already bombed on her ass today.

[00:43:49]>> Is she a coach or what? She >> She's a [ __ ] coach, man.

[00:43:52]>> Oh, nice.

[00:43:53]>> She's a coach. And it's always great when a white coach who's coaching a bunch of black people says inhumane [ __ ] It's always great to have that around you. That's That's who the [ __ ] your leader is. But go ahead. Uh, what do we got? We got a phone. You got a picture of Angel Reese? Yes, sir.

[00:44:08]>> Yes, sir. Yes. Oh my go What? Stop.

[00:44:12]>> And she's like 63.

[00:44:14]>> She's fine. That's an exception. A girl that tall. I'd be like, you know what?

[00:44:18]She bad as [ __ ] too. Her body is proportioned. She is Woo, man. Listen.

[00:44:24]Listen. Lord have mercy.

[00:44:26]>> Jesus.

[00:44:27]>> Look at that thing over her eyes.

[00:44:28]>> She got the flip. the head flat.

[00:44:31]>> Yeah, she's bad. Look at her. Look at her burn.

[00:44:33]>> Oh, look at the natural my What is going on here?

[00:44:37]>> Yeah, she's >> I mean, I would like that if I wasn't gay.

[00:44:44]>> She is dope. She's just fine.

[00:44:47]>> Yeah.

[00:44:48]>> Like, and and and and she has her own sneaker. She's doing a lot of do cool business stuff. She's really like entrepreneurial in her mind. And she's only 23, maybe 24, maybe that. And she's kicking ass.

[00:45:00]>> Can we see the lady who was talking [ __ ] about her?

[00:45:02]>> And watch now. We're going to show you >> what the [ __ ] this lady looks like that talk [ __ ] about her. You just saw Now we just saw something that was amazing from hindsight.

[00:45:13]>> Now, let's show this [ __ ] That's >> Yeah.

[00:45:18]>> Let's Let's see this [ __ ] goblin.

[00:45:23]Wait, do you remember? Do you remember Tales from the Crib?

[00:45:27]>> Oh, yeah. The little thing that popped up.

[00:45:30]>> She looked like she looked like >> Look at this [ __ ] right here.

[00:45:33]>> Look at [ __ ] Lord of the Rings [ __ ] Bilbo Baggin.

[00:45:38]>> Bring up a picture of Rumble Still Skin in the in the in the >> Show her ears. Show her ears. Show the ears.

[00:45:47]>> No. No. There's No, there's better photos with the ears. There we go. Put that in the middle. In the middle. Right there. Right there. Yeah, that's the one. This is the [ __ ] that This is the [ __ ] The Vulcan. This [ __ ] Vulcan.

[00:46:00]You What the Yo, and she probably 32 years old. She's probably 32. You look like you have You look like a >> What's her name?

[00:46:09]>> Sandy Bundell.

[00:46:10]>> Sandy. You look like an unprotected species. You look like a new species.

[00:46:14]You look like you just got OFF THE SPACESHIP. OH YEAH. DOLBY. YEAH.

[00:46:20]>> Do uh do do Rumble Steel Skin and Shrek.

[00:46:24]>> Oh, perfect. Do bad.

[00:46:26]>> You know what's crazy about how how ugly she go? She's the same as you.

[00:46:30]>> Get the [ __ ] out of here.

[00:46:31]>> Yeah, she's the same as you.

[00:46:32]>> Yo, you see that [ __ ] >> Yeah.

[00:46:34]>> Yo, Dolby. There it is.

[00:46:36]>> She does look like she does look like a house, >> son.

[00:46:40]>> She look like first cousin of Dolby.

[00:46:42]Like a first cousin.

[00:46:43]>> Patty. Uh, >> yo, she looks she has magic powers.

[00:46:47]>> She does.

[00:46:47]>> She looks like she's a magical [ __ ] creature.

[00:46:51]>> She said that that that Angel Reese is a protective species still.

[00:46:58]>> Yo, look, show the dude on the right.

[00:47:00]No, no, the actor. Yeah. Oh. Oh, yeah.

[00:47:03]That dude's a good actor, too. Oh, she looked just like that [ __ ] >> And he's made up.

[00:47:08]>> Yeah. Yeah.

[00:47:09]>> Yeah. He's made up. Yo, and she got Show her one more [ __ ] time.

[00:47:14]>> And she got the nerve.

[00:47:15]>> Oh, she said a protected species.

[00:47:18]>> The audacity.

[00:47:19]>> And she had the ner. This is what I'm saying is these [ __ ] people who are jealous of melanated folks. And by the way, let's not get it twisted. I'm not knocking I'm not knocking Caitlyn Clark.

[00:47:29]>> Someone in the comments says she probably can hear us.

[00:47:32]>> That's a great one.

[00:47:36]>> I bet she can move her ears, too.

[00:47:38]>> Oh, that's hilarious.

[00:47:40]>> Yo. and Caitlyn Clark and all the I'm glad what the the WNBA has gotten to a level where people are actually paying attention. But [ __ ] that. We're not going to take it away from the black women that built that [ __ ] from Cheryl Swoops, Don Stey, Lisa Lesley, all of these black women that have that built this [ __ ] And it's mainly black women on the on the court. And and and this this lady's a coach. So how is she now her players are like, "Well, what do you think of me then?"

[00:48:08]>> Yeah. you know, and and I think she should be fired. [ __ ] that [ __ ] >> I agree. I think she >> And you know, the fact that you are you are you are coaching majority black players and for you to say [ __ ] like that, I'm tired of these white coaches and the [ __ ] little [ __ ] they be coming out of their mouths >> and one game bad >> one game. [ __ ] that. You should be You should be gone. You should be gone. You No. Oh, I I I didn't mean to say that.

[00:48:31]You must be calling us [ __ ] every day >> because not not only did you mean to say it, you just got caught. Yeah, you got what are you doing? What are you doing when you're not?

[00:48:40]>> When you're not I mean this cuz she's she might be a lesbian. She wants to eat some black ass and she don't get none.

[00:48:47]Maybe she could be that Caitlyn Clark ain't got no curves just flat. And Caitlyn Clark, listen, she's a good player. She ain't won no championships or nothing, but she's like a whiny ass chick now complaining about flopping [ __ ] that [ __ ] >> Did she get fined or just not?

[00:49:02]>> And that's the problem. It's like now that the WNBA is getting built up now.

[00:49:06]They're trying to ignore the black women's contributions and [ __ ] that. Why you all like white folks saying holding the [ __ ] league? Stop. It's like protected specy. Wait, someone said what? Wait a minute. Used protected specy in reference to multiple things in the past and thought nothing of it. But how about this, dumb [ __ ] >> Wait, is they are they against you?

[00:49:30]>> I don't know.

[00:49:32]cuz you get rap unclench your jaw.

[00:49:36]>> Wait, DC Young Fight got boo. But anyway, no, I'm saying a protected specy is an ignorant thing to say and she said it on on some quiet [ __ ] >> you know, some typical ass [ __ ] that they say in this, you know, and then and then and then Angel Reese took it like a champ and said, "Hey, I'm glad she she apologized, but I'm sick. I I don't think it's nice to have. She had to be, you know, he once probably smacked the [ __ ] She goes, I don't think it's cool to have racial discrimination. It's majority black women and you got the It's just like when Don Stey and that that uh Yukon coach >> said what he said, got all mad and lied on her.

[00:50:16]>> Yeah.

[00:50:16]>> And and he got mad because he's used to winning. And so when Don Stey wins and beats them in the championship, now she's now she back [ __ ] Now she's a black [ __ ] [ __ ] you. [ __ ] that dude, too.

[00:50:27]>> There's also a a conversation that I think you have to have about, >> you know, everybody wants to send their kid to an Ivy League school. Yeah. When you're sending or you you black people have been trying to be in these white spaces where they hate your guts and they don't see you as human and you're fighting to be in these white spaces where you're creating pressure for I mean, like as parents, you want your kid to go to Yale and Harvard, but they don't want you there. and the amount of stress that black people go through in these Ivy League schools instead of going to H.B.CU where you're being taught by people who look like you and who give a [ __ ] about you and and and and all you would have to do is just the athletes that go to these a these uh these Ivy League schools or Penn State and stuff if they went to H.B.CU DCU, they would be able >> here's the problem though.

[00:51:18]>> The problem is and I that's how Deion Sanders left after a while cuz he was underfunded. He goes, "We don't have enough shit."

[00:51:26]>> So, it's easier cuz he came from Florida State. He went to a big university. I went to a big university. They just have everything.

[00:51:32]>> The the facilities are better.

[00:51:34]>> Sure.

[00:51:35]>> And and and by the way, too, >> Ohio State.

[00:51:38]>> Yeah.

[00:51:39]>> Michigan. My cousin went to the [ __ ] that you see, you go, "Oh, no. I got to come here, man. I'll take a little racism. [ __ ] it. You know.

[00:51:47]>> Yeah. But there's a large percentage of black people that don't they don't graduate from these Ivy Leagues because of the amount of stress and because of the racism because they're not treated fairly and they're not even graded correctly.

[00:51:59]>> Well, they they set it up for that.

[00:52:02]Yeah.

[00:52:02]>> For fail black failure. They do everything to make everything a a rock and a hard place. A catch 22. Well, you you go to a black university, they don't have enough money. So they purposely defund that. So they anything to destroy black progress, they do it from academic standpoint, psychological, spiritual, nutritional, they the the hatred of black folks. That's why I think really black people are superheroes because black people still come out, still shine, still beat the [ __ ] out of your kids, still academically smoke your ass out of all and all you do is make us stronger and make us make black people more clever, whether it's African, Caribbean, and it's like it's it's crazy, but it's always like what do we do about stopping black people constantly, but then you know the rich black people have to the same way you get, you know, they're talking about DEI and affirmative action not to let black people that this is unfair. But there nobody talks about the legacy white boys that get in who because their parents have given to the the college or donated a wing to the college. But you also have to get black people who are millionaires to donate to these educations and stop.

[00:53:10]>> You can't try to detour the fund and [ __ ] cuz black there's enough black people >> to fund a lot of [ __ ] >> Oh yeah. If we spend trillions, we're the highest consumers. Trillions spending. Yeah.

[00:53:25]>> Come on now. All those schools will be fixed up. A nice track and field stadium, a football state. We I It can happen. But then you got these >> these companies that don't want to to fund black [ __ ] cuz it's black people.

[00:53:38]Real sick [ __ ] like that.

[00:53:39]>> And then you got to got to boycott them too for play for Penn State. Then they'll boycott they'll they'll give you money cuz you're playing for white folks. like real sick [ __ ] man.

[00:53:48]>> Yeah. I mean, the the the anti-blackness, you got to get over that [ __ ] Got a call. I guarantee you the world will be a better place. Go ahead.

[00:53:58]>> Go ahead.

[00:53:58]>> Hello.

[00:53:59]>> Hello. What's your name and where you calling from?

[00:54:02]>> Uh my name is Marcus Lindley. Calling from Red, California.

[00:54:06]>> Okay. I thought you said redneck, California, but okay.

[00:54:10]>> Oh, no. Oh, Red Wings.

[00:54:13]>> What's happening?

[00:54:15]Uh, Godfrey, big fan.

[00:54:17]>> And um I you shouted me out before on your Instagram. I'm a BLACK RACE CAR DRIVER.

[00:54:22]>> YEAH.

[00:54:25]LET'S GO.

[00:54:28]>> How long you been doing? How long you been racing cars, man?

[00:54:32]>> Uh over 15 years now.

[00:54:34]>> Right on. That's what What kind of race, man?

[00:54:38]>> I did sports car racing. did uh some testing for Formula Cars, which is like Formula One Indie cars >> type cars. And now I'm entering the WRC.

[00:54:49]>> What's that?

[00:54:50]>> Which uh World Rally Championship.

[00:54:53]>> All right. Where's that held at?

[00:54:56]>> Uh that's uh international and they're finally coming back to America hopefully next year.

[00:55:01]>> Now rally is like in the in the dirt, right? Uh >> is dirt the street and in snow.

[00:55:09]>> Okay. in certain location.

[00:55:11]>> Oh, wow. Wow. So, um, are there a lot of black dudes doing that type of stuff?

[00:55:18]>> No, I would be the fir if I win, I'll be the first American driver, but also the first black driver >> still to ever win.

[00:55:25]>> First, >> yeah, that I'm glad because I don't know if you ever saw that documentary called Upy.

[00:55:32]>> Yeah. About Willy T.

[00:55:33]>> Willy T. Man, phenomenal. And you know what's funny? The guy that produced it, Adam Corolla produced it.

[00:55:40]>> Adam Corolla. Really? Wow.

[00:55:42]>> Adam Corolla produced it. And my and my old and my old uh um agent Mike August.

[00:55:49]They both produced that. They produced the Yeah. And it's a great documentary on Willie T. Ribs >> and Bill Cosby tried to uh sponsor that guy and Paul Newman tried to help him out a little bit. But we need to get like you see with Bubba Bubba. Um you got what's the other kid's name from London?

[00:56:04]>> You got Bubba. You got Bubba, you got Lewis Hamilton.

[00:56:07]>> Lewis Hamilton.

[00:56:08]>> He's He should have been a eighttime champion on Formula One after that [ __ ] restart.

[00:56:15]>> Oh yeah, they're probably starting to cheat him. Probably [ __ ] his car up or some [ __ ] Doing stupid [ __ ] with him.

[00:56:20]>> What's the name of the type of car that you drive now?

[00:56:22]>> He said rally.

[00:56:25]>> Rally?

[00:56:25]>> Oh, can we put up a picture of that?

[00:56:27]>> I just want to know how they look.

[00:56:28]>> It's like uh Subaru CRX's >> Oh, you got the little wing. You got the little wing on the back going through the >> Yeah, that's what I I think that's what my buddy drives. Um my buddy um >> Calvin, you know the the pilot? He has eight he has eight other racing cars.

[00:56:43]Really? He races cars, too. And he has the cage. You go in >> like in Virginia, he has the [ __ ] cage. That [ __ ] is insane. He just got a new car, another car. These cars are like real >> cuz he's a big boy to >> No, not really. He's not really that big.

[00:56:56]>> Well, he lost a lot of weight.

[00:56:57]>> Yeah, he lost. But >> How tall is he though?

[00:56:59]>> He's 59.

[00:57:01]Oh, okay. Yeah, he gets he drives fast as >> you took a pause for a second at five. I was like five.

[00:57:08]>> Yo, >> yo. So, so um so that's that's awesome, man. So, go ahead. What are you saying?

[00:57:14]>> Yeah. And uh rally racing is the second viewership behind Formula 1 in the world.

[00:57:21]>> Get the [ __ ] over >> over 1.4 billion worldwide.

[00:57:26]>> Rally racing. I did not know that.

[00:57:27]>> No, it's actually fun, bro. First of all, I I went to the Indy500 and that [ __ ] with Mike James and that [ __ ] was phenomenal.

[00:57:34]>> Oh, Patty, show Rally, please.

[00:57:36]>> Rally. We're going to try and show a photo of Raleigh. We can't show uh fil footage of nothing, but we're going to try and see this Raleigh [ __ ] Uh Raleigh cars, right? What kind of car do we need to look up?

[00:57:49]>> Look at you put WRC in and WRC will show you everything.

[00:57:54]>> WR Is it frozen? Oh, the computer's frozen.

[00:57:58]WRC. Oh, we can't. Oh, we're we're frozen. Oh, wow.

[00:58:02]>> Still going.

[00:58:02]>> Oh, are we? We're still going. I'm I'm moving around.

[00:58:05]>> Oh, >> great.

[00:58:07]>> These are cool.

[00:58:09]>> Okay. WRC.

[00:58:10]>> Sold that to >> Let me see a WRC. Let me see what a WRC looks like.

[00:58:15]>> WRC. Oh, those are [ __ ] cool, man.

[00:58:18]>> Oh, those are really cool, man.

[00:58:20]>> Are they like WRX and stuff like that?

[00:58:22]>> Yeah, those are Japan.

[00:58:25]>> Oh, those are hot, though.

[00:58:26]>> The Subarus. I like the way they're they're designed. It look like race cars when you little >> They look like Hot Wheels kind of.

[00:58:33]>> Now, I would love a collection of those.

[00:58:35]I'd be like, >> driving them on on the on the like do you drive them on like mud tracks?

[00:58:40]>> Hey, do you drive it on all kinds of terrain?

[00:58:43]>> Yeah. All kinds of terrain. And in certain rally stages, it's actual snow.

[00:58:48]>> So, the tires become like thinner with spikes on them.

[00:58:52]>> Oh. Oh, it's like remember like steel belted radio type [ __ ] >> This is what the actual do the ice.

[00:58:58]>> That's so sick, man.

[00:58:59]>> You know, they do the ice.

[00:59:00]>> You can't Where do you watch it? You can watch it on What? What? I never see I always see Formula 1. I see NASCAR. I see I see like the drag race. But what what's the Where do you see that on?

[00:59:12]>> Uh you it used to be shown a lot here on regular channel like Speed TV, but now you can watch it on uh actually Instagram when they're live streaming the race. You can re >> Okay.

[00:59:24]>> You can watch some of the stages. Yeah, I really like racing, man. Like, I really respect it. Especially when I went to see it, I was like, "Oh, shit."

[00:59:31]>> And for for your racing, are you guys going around in circles or are you guys doing something else?

[00:59:37]>> No.

[00:59:39]>> You got a whole like route. They got a route like like tour to France type [ __ ] >> Oh, that sounds interesting.

[00:59:44]>> Yeah. Through dirt and stuff.

[00:59:46]>> And how many days is it in a race?

[00:59:49]>> Uh, some races are four, some are three days.

[00:59:52]>> That ain't no joke. And you got to be like changing your tires as you as >> as they're Oh, do you have changing tires? You have tire changes?

[00:59:58]>> Yeah.

[00:59:59]>> Yeah. Uh if between service areas, me and my co-driver have to get out and change the tires.

[01:00:05]>> Oh, you got to do it yourself. You got to do it yourself. Crazy.

[01:00:09]>> That's some real [ __ ] bro.

[01:00:11]>> I'm I'm I'mma peek that [ __ ] >> People like come and like pop your car up and take the >> No, that's the pit. That's the pit.

[01:00:18]Formula 1.

[01:00:18]>> You know what they're using now in Formula 1? They're using a lot of former black athletes for the pits cuz the pits are fast. They're faster than the other guys.

[01:00:26]>> Oh, that makes >> So the because your pit exchange is what >> gives you your your your minutes. Yeah.

[01:00:31]And the pit they got these black girls.

[01:00:34]They are man and it's like they're like we need more cuz even in the pit they didn't allow black people. Every every aspect they weren't allow you want to be a pit. Yeah. Yeah. He wants to change tires. I DON'T THINK SO [ __ ] >> That's like bob sled too. Yeah, you know, they they hate us in everything.

[01:00:52]If we want to do anything, why don't I why don't I shine the Spark Club? Oh, now he WANTS TO SHINE SPARK CLUB.

[01:01:00]>> WELL, you know, they got to be racist on every [ __ ] level and [ __ ] you know.

[01:01:04]But I'm glad that um to see that and congrat what what is your uh Instagram?

[01:01:13]>> It's at Marcus.

[01:01:17]13_racing.

[01:01:18]>> Damn. Damn, that underscore [ __ ] me up.

[01:01:22]>> You got Hey, do me a do me a favor. Send me a DM, dude, so I can see it from here.

[01:01:28]>> DM.

[01:01:28]>> He said and Vroom Vroom that [ __ ] >> All right, my man.

[01:01:41]>> I've been trying to Thank you, God, for >> You got it, man. I'm I'm gonna support your ass, man. That's [ __ ] dope.

[01:01:48]>> Thank you. All right. Later.

[01:01:50]>> He said_room vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom >> wheels smoke >> wheels.net fire >> firef fire skid mark >> bro. Today is your birthday right? Like why >> today's my damn birthday son of a [ __ ] >> Like talk about your past year and like what you want to do like something like like that.

[01:02:11]>> Same [ __ ] I want to do.

[01:02:12]>> I don't know like >> right now just listen being healthy man. staying consistent.

[01:02:20]It's consistency, being healthy, staying consistent, cuz as we get older, we really got to really bear down on our health. Every all of us do, >> you know. I want to lean down because I was looking at my body mass index um whatever. I was ah it wasn't that great.

[01:02:35]I was like, "Oh, wait a minute." Yeah, >> that's actually not accur the BMI is really not >> BMI. Nah, I don't know about that. No, because there's some like I got to my is it you can't really hold yourself to be at my standing like two blocks. You'll be like, "Where the [ __ ] is your car?"

[01:02:51]>> You don't even want to walk.

[01:02:52]>> Well, you'll say you parked right there and then we'll be walking three blocks.

[01:02:55]>> Yeah, that's if you go, "Hey, man. I I parked three blocks." Then I'm ready for that.

[01:03:00]>> No, if I say three blocks, you like >> No, no. You go like this. Oh, I'm just right in front of the thing. I go, "Where is it?" Oh, I mean the other front.

[01:03:10]You're like Papa Smurf. Remember when Papa Murph would say not far now? How much longer you lose weight, bro? How do you think I >> No, you you'll say it's just right there and it ain't right there. You realize you could have just not mentioned this and you wouldn't be getting this beat.

[01:03:24]He does it on purpose though.

[01:03:26]>> He is the one who's complaining like three blocks like I don't want to walk.

[01:03:30]>> But it's 2 3 in the morning. Ain't nobody trying to do exercise. We're just like where's the car?

[01:03:35]>> [ __ ] been on their feet all day doing all kinds of [ __ ] Like it's like this. It's just right there.

[01:03:41]>> He'd be like watching out for rats and that's >> lion set up.

[01:03:46]>> Yo, where can they find you, Dante?

[01:03:49]>> Uh, go to dantera.com. Everything is there. All my social media, my podcast is manchool 202.

[01:03:56]>> Man school 202 relationship. Uh, um, and I got my merch pages up so you show his merch page.

[01:04:02]>> Thank you, >> show that [ __ ] Appreciate you guys.

[01:04:04]>> That [ __ ] is dope.

[01:04:06]>> Just kidding. Getting ready to get an upgrade, too.

[01:04:07]>> Yo, that [ __ ] is dope. Look at Dante.

[01:04:09]You got to get back to that face.

[01:04:11]>> That face. That face. That face.

[01:04:13]>> That's it. I was ready to lead though.

[01:04:14]He's He's looking much better now.

[01:04:16]>> Listen. All you got to do.

[01:04:18]>> Yo. Yo, listen.

[01:04:19]>> Do like me. We're all on the Got to get to that face.

[01:04:22]>> Cut the so All we do, we cut all our [ __ ] The sugar and the soda. I'm I'm eating [ __ ] up food.

[01:04:28]>> I don't drink no soda no more.

[01:04:30]Beautiful.

[01:04:30]>> Yes. Sweet tea.

[01:04:32]>> That's worse.

[01:04:33]>> We got Yeah, we got to >> We got to No, all of us do. But you got to stay away from lettuce, bro. You're good, >> man. God, >> bro, they got explosive diet.

[01:04:43]>> Okay. Oh, yeah. They I just read this thing that >> uh lettuce, strawberries, berries >> because of the Trump thing. They're not >> [ __ ] >> There's no regulation over over, you know, oversight on the on it. So, be careful with the >> strawberries.

[01:05:00]>> With the strawberries, the berry blackberries, >> blue any blueberries?

[01:05:05]>> Uh blueberries, too. Um, lettuce.

[01:05:08]>> Okay. Damn.

[01:05:09]>> Um, >> it used to be like, you know, when I was a kid in India, like when you go out, you don't want to eat anything that's not hot. And that came to America. No.

[01:05:18]>> You can't eat anything outside that's not hot. Like right off the stove.

[01:05:22]>> Yeah. [ __ ] that. Yo, I was that my was that my uh website?

[01:05:26]>> Godfreyive.com.

[01:05:27]Yeah, website's sweet. I got I got Yeah, I got my [ __ ] You go. You guys have got my schedule. I got my Well, he's covering it, right?

[01:05:36]>> No, I'm saying he got the how you got the the background is moving like >> Yeah. Yeah. Merch. I got the merch on there. I got really cool t-shirts. You want to show that?

[01:05:45]>> And the black is doing It's perfect.

[01:05:48]Fire. Oh, yeah.

[01:05:50]>> Oh, yeah. They bought they they've sold a lot this weekend.

[01:05:53]>> Yeah. Those Yeah, those sold a lot, man.

[01:05:56]>> Those were hot.

[01:05:56]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, man. It's like And then the posters, the movie poster, right? That was doing really well.

[01:06:02]>> Thank Yeah, man. This is great, man. And uh there's more to come. But uh it's it's I think it's pretty good. I took time for it and I want you to be able to wear the shirt because you just want to wear it, you know, not on some gimmicky [ __ ] you know what I mean? So that's beautiful. Where can they find you there? Next week I'm doing my hour show on next Tuesday actually. So I won't be here, but uh the 28th I'll be at a venue called Sour Mouse in the East Village.

[01:06:27]Go to aewoods.com to get tickets. Uh the show starts at 7:30. We'll be done by like 8:30. So I I might come back by after if I >> bro July 30 I'm going to be in Chicago.

[01:06:40]Um Zanis >> Yeah. August 1st I'm going to be in Queens. Uh my website vishnuvaka.com.

[01:06:49]But I want to talk about >> Queens hanging out. Um I put it on my website like yummy yummy dips.

[01:06:55]>> Be in Queens.

[01:06:55]>> Yummy dips Queens.

[01:06:57]>> He'll be like this. Where's where's Vishnu? He's in Queens.

[01:06:59]>> 119th Road on the corner. Yummy Dips Queens.

[01:07:03]>> What's it called?

[01:07:04]>> Yummy Dips. It's like a yogurt store kind of.

[01:07:07]>> Oh, you doing comedy there?

[01:07:08]>> Yeah.

[01:07:08]>> Damn.

[01:07:09]>> And um I mean they reached out to me and they asked me if I want to do it. I was like, but >> Oh. Oh, they're doing They probably set it up for comedy.

[01:07:16]>> They do it like regular shows there.

[01:07:18]>> Oh, yummy dips.

[01:07:19]>> Yeah, >> bro. Uh, can you pull this for me? Jo V A R T A >> J O V >> J O V A R T A >> J O V A R T A. Bro, I built this for artists. If you're an artist, [ __ ] like check it out. If you're an artist or a venue, bro, this is for like you. I mean, like, just go check it out. I put in >> It's called Javari.

[01:07:41]>> Jovarta.

[01:07:43]>> Jovarta. Jovarta is >> my I put in a lot of time into this, bro. It's not none of that vibe code [ __ ] Like, I built this for artists.

[01:07:51]>> Beast dude's mad smart, too. I'm giving you guys like so many features like [ __ ] your own website, your own like you can sell your tickets on the site.

[01:08:00]You can uh you know you can interact with your fans. I built so much [ __ ] in there, bro. Me and my friend just check it out.

[01:08:06]>> Vishnu's mad smart.

[01:08:08]>> Is it javarta.com?

[01:08:09]>> Yeah. And now I'm bringing like artists and even venues and then I'm going to internally I'm going to build a way for them to book each other like you know and then I'm going to build social media around that. So now like you know how now we don't we don't get paid for nothing on Instagram, YouTube and all this. But the way I'm going to make it like you you own your content and you make money off it.

[01:08:31]>> So it's like this is just the beginning of it.

[01:08:32]>> Let's not get it twisted.

[01:08:33]>> Oh, sorry.

[01:08:35]>> Let's not get it twisted. People do get paid for. But >> I mean not the way like you know right now they take 80% of the money you get maybe 20% and most of the people don't.

[01:08:44]But like if you own your own content and you I built a just a platform, it's it's like next level where you keep all the money. Like everything that comes out of your content that belongs to you and you're just paying me like platform fees.

[01:08:58]>> Oh, well that's great. Well then, javarta.com.

[01:09:03]>> Check it out.

[01:09:04]>> Check it out.

[01:09:04]>> And this week, Emerald City, Seattle.

[01:09:07]Emerald City. All right. The 25th and 26th. this Saturday and Sunday, Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle. In Seattle.

[01:09:17]All right. Cuz I I had to change stuff cuz I'm I'm busy for Saturday. Um well, f on Thursday and Friday, so Friday is cut out, but I had to make some changes.

[01:09:27]So, the schedule on here is not really the same thing. Okay. So, I'm telling you, if you're in Seattle, come check it out. All right. Right on, everybody.

[01:09:37]This has been fantastic. Make sure on all platforms, on all platforms, make sure you're liking and subscribing to everything. You understand? We out this [ __ ] freakust freak. GOD FREAK.