Feminists Are LOSING IT Over Nose Ring Theory Again

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[00:00:00]Septum ring theory.

[00:00:02]It's almost like piercings, tattoos, hair, clothes have politically and historically acted as signifiers for people's political beliefs. Septering theory that you are just it's notice it's >> Yo, what is going on guys? This is Taylor the Fiend back again. And today we are taking a look at the hilarious world of nose ring theory. Don't forget to leave your thoughts and your comments. And let's jump right into the video.

[00:00:35]>> I triple dog dare somebody to come up with a better insult for me than septum ring theory. All septum ring theory means is I'm sexier than you and I pull more hoes than you. Y'all be so mad that a with dyed hair and face piercings is smarter than you. Go read a book, you can't say that word on Tik Tok anymore.

[00:00:55]I forgot.

[00:00:58]>> There is not a self-respecting man alive who is jealous of someone with nose piercings. Especially the older you get as a man, the more ridiculous this stuff becomes.

[00:01:07]>> Let's just get this over with.

[00:01:13]>> What?

[00:01:15]What?

[00:01:22]It flips up, you know, so it doesn't have to be out all the time. Like it can go in. I just got it done, so I'm not going to do that. It's cute. Everyone loves it except for you.

[00:01:34]>> It doesn't I'm just not Yeah, I'm not that first person.

[00:01:40]>> That's the sound of a mother who is wondering where she went wrong with raising her child. I think.

[00:01:46]>> Oh my god. The reason I'm single is because I have a nose ring. What?

[00:01:51]>> The nose ring, of course, isn't the reason why she's single, but it's probably not going to be helping her case at all.

[00:01:58]>> Septum piercings are >> Oh my god, girl. Can you believe you are one piercing away from a lifetime free of being catal by guys like that? This is what happens when you throw away your self-respect for women who literally hate you.

[00:02:17]>> The what? Wait, wait, wait. You You can see it, too. You You can see it, too. It's It's It's there. You can see it, too. What? What?

[00:02:29]>> The fact that she has no idea what we're talking about just proves Septum theory is just absolutely correct.

[00:02:35]>> Sky appears blue. I hate your nose rings. Japan is in Asia. Septum ring theory. I love my kids. Has anyone ever told you you'd look prettier without your nose rings?

[00:02:50]Are you guys ever going to give it a rest?

[00:02:53]>> No. Men are not going to just give it a rest, quote unquote. Especially when she is this bitter and aggressive.

[00:03:00]>> So, what's up with guys like hating septum rings and like nose rings? Do my tiny little pieces of metal throw you off that much? Nose ring theory. Septum ring theory. Go get some theory.

[00:03:15]>> Men aren't thrown off by the nose rings.

[00:03:17]It's just living proof that she's out of her mind.

[00:03:20]>> Let me ask you liberals something.

[00:03:21]What's up with the septum ring? Like that.

[00:03:26]Like to me it seems like that is a direct connection between that mental illness. Like if you see that on someone, you immediately want to avoid them. Considering just how many of these women are on antiscychotic medications and many other kinds, it's probably true.

[00:03:42]>> One of the biggest red flags in a female. Are you good?

[00:03:47]>> Hold up. Let me think about this.

[00:03:49]>> 12 seconds later, >> I'd say what were those big rings they be wearing?

[00:03:54]>> Whoa. Calm down, Jamal.

[00:03:55]>> Those people biggest red flag any of them. I'm sorry.

[00:03:59]I don't know. I don't know if I should be saying this on camera, but like >> what do you mean by that? They probably got some issues at home.

[00:04:05]>> He's got a point.

[00:04:06]>> Let's just say that. Exactly. I'll say it for you.

[00:04:10]>> You can't have a stable mind and think that shoving metal through your nose is a good idea.

[00:04:17]>> Guys, I got my nose pierced and now I'm going to show my dad. So, yeah. Hey, Dad.

[00:04:22]>> Yeah, sweetie.

[00:04:23]>> Can I show you something?

[00:04:25]>> Sure. Why? What do you got?

[00:04:27]>> Please don't be mad. I was stolen.

[00:04:29]>> Please don't be mad. What? What's up?

[00:04:30]There's something wrong with your car.

[00:04:31]I'll fix it again.

[00:04:33]What the is that in your nose?

[00:04:35]>> Dad, stop.

[00:04:36]>> No, it's not funny. Really?

[00:04:37]>> I got my nose pierced.

[00:04:38]>> I told you never to do tattoo and never do nose piercings.

[00:04:40]>> I already have my belly. It's not even bad.

[00:04:42]>> Listen to me. Your mom let you do the belly and that was it. We're not doing that, too. I will pull it out. Pigs do that, not my daughter.

[00:04:47]>> I've had a whole bunch of girls. All my friends have.

[00:04:50]>> He has got a point. Nose rings were meant for farm animals, not for actual human beings. Again, as you get older, you come to realize stuff like this more and more.

[00:04:59]>> I hope you all understand. And I'm about to open an old wound for you.

[00:05:05]>> Yeah. Go on.

[00:05:06]>> What do you think of my nose ring?

[00:05:08]>> I think your nose ring is uh pretty disgusting thing because one, it just means that you're a sheep. You're easily led by the nose. Who is towing you with that nose ring? That's what I want to know. It's not me.

[00:05:21]>> No. No one.

[00:05:22]>> Yeah. And what about the snot you get over it and all the bloody germs and other that goes on in your nose?

[00:05:29]>> What about visually? Do you think I look cool?

[00:05:31]>> I don't think you look cool. I think you look beautiful without it. You're a beautiful looking girl and uh without that nose, you're going to look even more beautiful.

[00:05:38]>> You got lots of bloody bolts and >> which is not good. Yeah. How many bolts do you need?

[00:05:43]>> Yeah. Take your freedom, guys.

[00:05:45]>> Really?

[00:05:45]>> What you think about it? You like it?

[00:05:49]>> Not really.

[00:05:50]>> The only other people who find nose rings attractive are people with their own nose rings. I think >> get rid of the nose ring because all I can think of is pig. That's what that's what they do to pigs when they roast them. They put in a nose ring.

[00:06:05]So gross.

[00:06:08]>> Did she honestly think that her mother was going to fawn over that piece of metal in her face? Like if you bring this stuff home to your parents, I don't know what exactly you expect.

[00:06:18]>> Have I missed something? Can cashiers like not have piercings anymore?

[00:06:23]I literally go to a job interview and I get turned away at the front door because I have facial piercings.

[00:06:30]>> It's common sense having that many facial piercings would make any business look bad.

[00:06:36]>> Hi there.

[00:06:38]>> Hey, I pierced my nose. Just want to let you I pierced my nose. Just want to let you know.

[00:06:42]>> Stop.

[00:06:43]>> Piercing. Stop.

[00:06:47]>> I have a I have a addiction.

[00:06:53]Well, I just thought I'd tell you.

[00:07:06]>> I don't think he likes him.

[00:07:08]>> She doesn't even care what her dad thinks. It almost sounds like she wanted to annoy him and that was the purpose.

[00:07:21]If a dispensary thinks you have too many facial piercings, then you know that things are bad at that point.

[00:07:28]>> NO. NO. THAT'S NOT ON. That's not on.

[00:07:33]I'm living. Take it out now.

[00:07:35]>> No, I can't take it out.

[00:07:36]>> No, you can.

[00:07:41]>> NO WAY. APPRECIATE YOUR FATHER.

[00:07:44]>> NO.

[00:07:44]>> RIGHT. NO. Take it out right now. You can't take it out.

[00:07:48]>> You can. And now you've got a hole in your nose forever. Take it out.

[00:07:52]>> Then why would I take it out?

[00:07:53]>> Take it out and it might >> No.

[00:07:56]>> Feel over.

[00:07:58]>> Minnie. No.

[00:08:02]>> It's not funny.

[00:08:03]>> IT'S FUNNY.

[00:08:04]>> IT'S NOT MATTHEW.

[00:08:10]>> She just horrified her own mother and all she can do is record and laugh at her for the trouble. The marine piercing theory.

[00:08:20]Now what?

[00:08:23]Now what?

[00:08:27]What next? What's your next move?

[00:08:30]Checkmate.

[00:08:30]>> Just because the ring is taken out, that doesn't change a thing. We can all still tell that she is absolutely crazy.

[00:08:38]>> Septum piercings at best it's a neutral, but for most men it's a negative. So I'd say same with tattoos. Are you just like the keeper of all information on anything to do with what men like? You know, you're you know all of the information off by heart. I doubt it.

[00:08:55]Like, show me the statistics.

[00:08:57]>> Just because you have conviction in your voice doesn't mean that what you're saying is true.

[00:09:01]>> No. Right. I agree.

[00:09:03]>> Does there need to be a study for something to be true?

[00:09:06]>> Even if there was a study done on this, they would find another reason to deny this basic fact anyway. I would say for me to believe it.

[00:09:15]>> Well, you do realize that there are observable things that exist outside of studies.

[00:09:20]>> Girl, but like people used to believe the earth was flattened and like you know what I'm saying? Like and we they was like I'm observing this. So like I but like studies came out, >> right? But often times in conversations you're not always going to Yeah. Be quiet.

[00:09:36]>> You're not always going to default to show me >> for free. You can't tell me to be quiet for free. I just did.

[00:09:43]>> No, >> I just did.

[00:09:45]>> That's the type of woman who cannot handle living in a world where she is wrong about something.

[00:09:51]>> Reading comments I got from men on a post where I just talked about hooking up with a man. Nose ring never lies. I'm going to be honest, this is probably like half the comments cuz men are unoriginal. Um, this guy couldn't even say septum or like mention the theory at all, but he did get 117 likes, so I'm going to give it like three out of 10.

[00:10:04]Why are you telling the internet you decided to spread your legs one night?

[00:10:07]uh because I get paid for it and the video that these guys commented on I made a lot of money off of. Um but he did give me my word count cuz if you comment like nine or more words or whatever it like boosts the post. So I'm going to give him like five out of 10.

[00:10:18]Lot going on here. All is explained by Septum Ring. You got me Luke. Um I'm going to give him like five out of 10 too because he also didn't just say Septum Ring theory. So it's at least a little bit.

[00:10:28]>> She can't even come up with original roasts to bash the men who are using quote unquote unoriginal roasts. So, self harm and psych words are just some kind of liberal flex now. Jesus Christ.

[00:10:39]Um, I do find this one kind of creative because he just took a video where I said that I hooked up with a guy and I also went to a psych word um and just made it about being liberal. So, like 6 out of 10. I genuinely did enjoy this one. Straight to the point. Drew gets a 10 out of 10 because it's just gross.

[00:10:53]Like no questioning me, no Septim theory, just gross. This one kind of goes with the gross one because it's like again just straight to the point.

[00:10:59]You're disgusting. I don't really like the clown emoji. So, I'm going to give it like a seven out of 10. And then 0 out of 10 for this one cuz it's just the original Septum theory and I didn't add more of these, but there's a ton of comments that are just septum theory. So again, 0 out of 10. Not creative at all.

[00:11:10]>> She thinks that she is being clever, but all she's really doing is proving that septum ring theory is actually just true.

[00:11:17]>> Single mom of four. My biggest red flag and men are single dads. I will never date a single dad. Hell no.

[00:11:26]Statistically, they're the one being left. And I'm really aren't interested in dating someone who's just a babysitter for like four days out of the month.

[00:11:34]>> Women Women with septum piercings really, really astound me. You know, because whenever I hear a woman, not all women with septum piercings have bad takes, but whenever I hear a woman with a septum piercing start voicing an opinion, my expectations are super low, like on the ground low, but they always manage to bring a shovel. Those kids have to be quadruplets, right? Because am I the only one that finds it very hard to believe that she got laid four different times?

[00:12:00]>> You know that you're in for something stupid when a woman with a septum ring starts going on and on about something.

[00:12:07]>> I'm nervous as you can imagine my life having a boyfriend that doesn't like facial piercings. So, I pierced my septum a month ago with the standard piercing. My boyfriend is very against it. He hates it. He thinks it's ugly. It brings your self-esteem down. So, every time I would see him in person, I would flip this into my nose while it was healing. And if y'all have body piercings, you know that's the worst thing you >> The worst thing you can do is shove a piece of metal through your septum in the first place.

[00:12:39]>> Can you do Thankfully, I had no complications with my healing process, but I got a new jewel, right? The one that I've been wanting. Well, this is the first time he's going to see me with my septum out with the new jewel. And hopefully he likes it because if he doesn't, I'm not going to be flipping that. I can't flip this.

[00:13:00]>> Do you like it?

[00:13:02]>> It's nice. Yeah.

[00:13:03]>> Lies.

[00:13:05]>> It's very obvious that he hates the nose ring. They are unnatural looking and not very attractive to a lot of guys.

[00:13:13]>> What are you saying about my nose?

[00:13:15]What's your problem with my nose?

[00:13:17]Oh, what possessed me to impale myself?

[00:13:20]Um, I was getting too much attention from men and quite frankly, I just wanted to reduce that slightly. I found it was a really good way to repel the wrong type of men because anyone that got offended by it, I just didn't want them near me. So, it's working really well. As you can see, it's very, very effective.

[00:13:38]>> Nose rings don't offend men. That's not how it works. A lot of guys are just baffled and not interested. Offended is the wrong choice of word, I think.

[00:13:45]Here's the thing that I don't understand. That thing that I don't understand is when men try to say that septum piercings look like bull rings or like refer to women's septum piercings as bull rings. What the is offensive about that? I don't know if I'm missing something. I mean, maybe it's like the glaringly obvious comparison of like women to cattle, whatever. But that's just so like outlandish and stupid that I don't give a like. Outside of that, like what's the problem? Why am I supposed to be offended that you're calling my septum ring a bull ring?

[00:14:17]Can somebody walk me through that thought process?

[00:14:19]>> Considering she was easily convinced to get one, comparing her to being cattle is actually pretty close.

[00:14:25]>> Septum piercing photo shoot.

[00:14:27]>> No. Why do you like to make fun of my septum piercing?

[00:14:30]>> So, everyone loves to make fun of everyone's septum piercing.

[00:14:32]>> Why?

[00:14:36]>> Zoom in on that. That's why.

[00:14:41]>> Okay.

[00:14:41]>> So, what was the photo shoot?

[00:14:42]>> Give me words. Why? What was the photo shoot? Cuz every single person with the septum piercing except for a small minority are the same. Want to use these words with you cuz you have issues.

[00:14:54]>> Septum piercings are a sign of mental instability and a woman who is clearly miserable. A lot of people who become older in age realize this very rapidly even if they have had them themselves.

[00:15:05]>> I have it. Okay.

[00:15:07]>> Crazy. I'm lying. that cancel everyone and go crazy and are weird. Not saying you are because not everyone is, but that is associated with it.

[00:15:18]>> I'm not even online that much to be honest.

[00:15:20]>> Thank goodness.

[00:15:22]>> Claiming she's not online that much is just a bold-faced lie. She lives her life on Instagram. I think we all know this. Oh, you mean the theory that if a woman with a septum ring posts a picture or video of herself in the internet, her comment section will be swarmed with butt hurt, sensitive little boys triggered by a piece of metal in her nose. Yeah, I'm familiar with the theory.

[00:15:44]>> Men are not triggered by her nose ring.

[00:15:46]Okay, she is triggered that men are making fun of her for it. That's really what it's about.

[00:15:51]>> I do have a question for the gentlemen.

[00:15:54]Why do nose rings, specifically septum rings, on women, why is it an issue? I need you guys to lay it all out for me because I want to understand what the big deal is.

[00:16:07]Well, sweetie, you answered your own question without even realizing it.

[00:16:12]Because you see, the women who have the bull-nose ring universally have a sense of smuggness, a sense of entitlement, a sense of superiority, much like you displayed in your video.

[00:16:27]>> And it's also a sign that she's willing to throw away her femininity for a trend. And that is really the crux of it.

[00:16:34]>> But it goes even further than that.

[00:16:37]Because while you all think that getting those things is a sign of strength and independence, in reality, it shows the exact opposite. It shows that you'll do anything you're told, whatever it takes to conform. Conform to the ideal that feminism has set for women, including sticking rings through your nose. If she had an independent thought, she would quickly understand that a nose ring just makes no sense.

[00:17:11]>> Piercing scares away men with traditional values.

[00:17:16]A like wants to be in church every Sunday is is usually not going to pick the girl with the septum piercing.

[00:17:26]>> Mhm.

[00:17:26]>> And girls that get the septum piercing know that and they do it purposefully.

[00:17:31]Cuz now when I see septum piercing, I think there's a little demon in there.

[00:17:39]There is cuz you gota you got to there's I don't know what type of demon but there's there's a little demon in there and I'm I'm okay to find out >> but like which not I'm not going to pretend like it's not there.

[00:17:51]>> It makes you wonder what would happen to a septum ring woman if she got hit with holy water. Doesn't it? November, I had just came back from a fourmonth hiatus where I wasn't making content for like four months. And so, one of the first videos I made was like a little tongue and cheek where it was like videos I refuse to watch, right? And apparently it pissed off the septum ring girlies real bad to the point where they were harassing my page non-stop for like >> It's not surprising that those women were harassing her channel. They really don't have lives at all.

[00:18:24]>> A month and a half. I said was I wasn't going to watch your content. I'm just going to scroll. I have my comment section talking about I'm a nice person.

[00:18:32]You need to watch my content. Boo. I don't even know you. I've never seen you a day in my life before. Your content don't even come across my FYP. For the few that do, I just scroll because y'all perpetuate the theory. That theory has now become a fact. After months, not even months, weeks of being harassed day in and day out, I was like, "You know what? Bet." So now whenever I come across a video and the chick got a septum ring, especially the one that looks like a metal booger, block.

[00:19:02]>> You can't prove that you are a nice person by spamming like that. It actually just proves the opposite.

[00:19:23]This is the type of woman who cares more about a nose ring than the opinion of her boyfriend. By the way, what exactly was she expecting her family to applaud such a dumb decision?

[00:19:40]this comment right here regarding septum nose rings. Like, can't you just shove it up your nose, make it disappear? I've seen the girlies do it and it's a pretty cool trick. So, I'm just just saying if you don't like it, you know, must have treat me like written right on my forehead. Why am I not being taken on dates? Why is there always a side chick?

[00:20:04]There's no flowers, handwritten notes, nothing. So, I know it's me. It It has to be written somewhere here. Treat me like dog.

[00:20:15]>> If you have metal in your face, a lot of guys are going to view this as a red flag and not going to want to take you seriously. It's not always the case, but a lot of guys will perceive it that way.

[00:20:25]>> Well, I don't think treat me like is written over your forehead, but you definitely have the aesthetics, the uniform of don't treat me like a wife. I mean, the chest tattoo, the neck tattoo, that almost just just that alone sort of disqualifies you from so many men taking you seriously or other than sort of like a side chick. And then when you add the baby hairs and the septum rings, like that's three strikes. You're out.

[00:20:50]>> Why would any man try to get with a woman who has that little regard for her own body?

[00:20:55]>> Septum ring theory.

[00:20:58]It's almost like piercings, tattoos, hair, clothes have politically and historically acted as signifiers for people's political beliefs. Septoring theory that you are just it's notice.

[00:21:13]It's always >> normal people don't act this way. It's actually rather frightening how unstable some of these women actually are.

[00:21:22]>> Huh?

[00:21:26]Get that out of your nose. That's not real, is it, Madison? Get that out of your nose.

[00:21:32]That's not real. Take it out. Please tell me you didn't do that in your nose.

[00:21:37]Get that out. Is that real?

[00:21:41]>> Sir, Madison, that is not I don't like it.

[00:21:49]>> Is there something I can do now? I >> That's not a funny prank to pull on your father. Oh, that man was genuinely disappointed in her.

[00:21:56]>> I like it.

[00:21:57]>> My nose.

[00:21:58]>> It hurts, but I like it.

[00:22:02]>> Madison, that is disgusting.

[00:22:08]>> Please get that out of your your nose.

[00:22:09]That's not real, is it? It >> is real.

[00:22:13]>> Madison, who let you do that?

[00:22:15]>> No one. I asked if I could do it. I just told the lady I was 18.

[00:22:21]>> Madison, you can't do that. go to liberty. You can't do that and go to church, job interview.

[00:22:26]>> Her dad is right. Those things will ruin a woman's life and destroy her future oftent times for no reason at all. Not always, but a lot of the time.

[00:22:35]>> So embarrassing when another woman hates on another woman and says septum ring theory. First of all, you didn't even say it right, girl. Like the incel is not going to pick you, baby girl. He hates you, too. Yep, he hates you, too.

[00:22:44]Like, you're just such an embarrassment.

[00:22:46]>> If you are a woman who hates nose rings, that doesn't make you a pickme. It just means that you have a relatively normal opinion. If you would like to get early access to videos, weekly lectures, and case study breakdowns of human behavior, make sure you check out the members area link below in the video description.

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