What Made Me Happy Today...A NON-ENSHITIFIED PRODUCT!

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[00:00:00]I got good news. But, I don't have an intro that's good news. Like, I don't have happy music, but I do have the Cox internet sucks cutscene when the internet goes out in Vegas.

[00:00:12]But, it's a happy song. Let's play it.

[00:00:14]>> [music] [music] [music] >> All right. There we go. That's enough of that.

[00:00:34]>> [clears throat] >> I have good news. I might make this a a little bit of a series because [clears throat] I'll make money.

[00:00:40]It's basically 65% of the reason mostly most motivates me in my life. Uh, I was having a conversation with the GF not too long ago.

[00:00:51]And the the night The day was [ __ ] but the night was great. Like, everything just worked out at night. Things worked out. No [ __ ] No slow drivers.

[00:01:03]Waitstaff did what they were supposed to. It was just And I'm like, "Oh my god, this is what it was like in the '90s." Where where, you know, 100 IQ people could more or less not [ __ ] their pants and piss me off in the process.

[00:01:17]>> [clears throat] >> And I was like, "Trying to remember, there were two things in Vegas where they weren't big things.

[00:01:25]They were the small things in life. And the small things, just like when you get uh death by a million mosquito bites because everyone's an incompetent [ __ ] It's the same thing with the small things. The small things and like those small victories add up way quicker, way more uh conducive to happiness than you might think.

[00:01:45]And I remember what one of the products was that worked. I forget I forget it now.

[00:01:50]But, then there [clears throat] was another one. I'm like, there was some in Vegas that we bought that it just worked. And it put me in a way better mood than I realized. And this morning I went into the fridge and I found it. I'm like, "Oh my god, this is the thing."

[00:02:07]This.

[00:02:09]This.

[00:02:10]This is the thing. This will bring you happiness or more happiness. They ain't going to change your life.

[00:02:17]Your wife still left you. Your kids hate you. That ain't going to change.

[00:02:21]>> [laughter] >> You're still in debt for your MBA degree. That That ain't going to change.

[00:02:26]But this this cheap I think it's like eight bucks.

[00:02:30]This has brought me more joy and happiness uh in my life than most things the past six months.

[00:02:39]And what it is I'll show you.

[00:02:42]You can only get that you can't get this in South Dakota. You can't get this here. So we we stock piled a bunch over at uh What is it? Trader Joe's.

[00:02:50]Which I'm pro now.

[00:02:52]You open this, right? If you're like me, you like soda water cuz you don't drink.

[00:02:57]But you're not in the mood for a full can of this. Or maybe you don't want to drink a full can before you go to bed.

[00:03:02]But you'd really like some soda water.

[00:03:05]You You crack this open. You drink as much as it as little as you want.

[00:03:10]You put that on like that.

[00:03:13]>> [clears throat] >> It even had There's other things that don't have the cool little designer logo that looks like a pop top. I got the ones with the pop top.

[00:03:20]There's some out there that look like big old balloon condoms and they're gross.

[00:03:25]And then there's some without the pop top design. I don't know why you would not have the pop top design. I want to be happy.

[00:03:32]>> [laughter] >> No kidding.

[00:03:34]This actually work It works.

[00:03:37]And it brought me a little bit of joy and happiness.

[00:03:40]Where now I'm like I I get to use them.

[00:03:42]These fit snug.

[00:03:44]It's so [ __ ] simple.

[00:03:47]Yes, it happens to save my soda. Yes, it keeps things carbonated or keeps flies out or whatever.

[00:03:54]The fact it just [ __ ] works. That's where I really get the joy out of it.

[00:04:00]It's like having sex with a woman, right? There's the women who don't really want to have sex with you, like most of them.

[00:04:08]With you anyway. No, with her. They're like, uh uh Right? And you got to You got to pull teeth and you got to take them out on and then they give you this reluctant, belligerent, begrudging.

[00:04:22]Sorry, not belligerent, begrudging sex.

[00:04:24]And then there's the girl who really wants to have sex with you. And it works. That's what this this this thing is, this whatever it is.

[00:04:33]>> [clears throat] >> Uh soda can silicone lid.

[00:04:36]I have linked, obviously it's an affiliate link, linked to this down below.

[00:04:42]If you whatever, beer, this, that. It's I summer coming up, you don't want mosquitoes or That was a thing in uh in the upper Midwest, wasps would get into your and then you drink it and ah, wasp in my mouth.

[00:04:56]>> [snorts] >> Uh I I'm for the easy use.

[00:05:00]For the six bucks I spent on it. Okay, fine, with $3 shipping and handling.

[00:05:05]I'm not kidding. It >> [laughter] >> It's the the silver lining, one of the few bright lights of my life.

[00:05:13]You get this silicone thing. I have others stuff um that have made my life a lot easier.

[00:05:20]I started realizing in the world of in shitified products, the [ __ ] that just works.

[00:05:26]Because that's what determines your standard of living is the goods and services you can buy. And as that all goes to [ __ ] it's more important you find the [ __ ] that actually works. I have links to other [ __ ] below I found in my link list.

[00:05:39]Um >> [clears throat] >> all affiliate links. So, the main one link below is the soda pop top.

[00:05:45]Below that is a bunch of tire repair stuff cuz I guess I was doing a tire repair video.

[00:05:52]So I have my slime micro air compressor.

[00:05:58]These are all things you should buy, but for $6 go get yourself this.

[00:06:04]And not because you want to save yourself a bit because you want to you want to enjoy a little bit of joy.

[00:06:09]That's it. That's all I got. We got super chats. We do not have a Hey, look Cheech & Chong are in the house. Look at these guys.

[00:06:16]All right. [clears throat] Hey Alex, I hope your new job is going well.

[00:06:21]Hopefully you guys can go hang out. All right, that's it. I'll see you guys later, tools.