Obviously Stealing At The World’s Biggest Target!

Added: 2026-06-02

[00:00:00]stealing.

[00:00:00]>> I'm not stealing anything.

[00:00:02]>> Come on, man.

[00:00:04]Please.

[00:00:05]>> No.

[00:00:05]>> Nah, bro. Please >> leave me alone.

[00:00:08]>> Please >> leave me alone.

[00:00:19]Don't give a [ __ ] >> 911 said we could do it though.

[00:00:24]>> You need to get the out of my face.

[00:00:26]>> No, I was trying to tell him. I was just trying to tell him.

[00:00:30]>> Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

[00:00:32]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

[00:00:34]All right. Um. Oh, damn. [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm tripping. All right. Co. Hey, man. Say, man, as you can tell by the title and thumbnail, we already here, though. You know what I'm saying? We is already [ __ ] here. Uh, wait. Y'all don't even know what we doing. I'm tripping. [ __ ] All right. Cozy M. [ __ ] going on, man.

[00:00:54]Hey, man. Say, man, as you can tell by the title and thumbnail, we will be obviously stealing today. You feel me? I did pull up to my local uh what is this?

[00:01:03]Liquor store. What's going on, my man? I can have that brown bag.

[00:01:06]>> Sure.

[00:01:07]>> Really?

[00:01:08]>> Yeah.

[00:01:08]>> You think they got bigger brown bags in there besides this?

[00:01:11]>> Okay. Thank you.

[00:01:12]>> I get paid for it. This is my money maker right here.

[00:01:15]>> Word. What you do for a living, man?

[00:01:17]>> Just kidding. Right now I'm the renovations. I used to work and film.

[00:01:19]>> You think this like a gun?

[00:01:22]>> All right. Cuz that what I'm going for.

[00:01:23]>> You got to stick your finger out your fingers. There you go.

[00:01:27]>> You said what, bro?

[00:01:28]>> It won't be on your Got my first bag.

[00:01:34]>> Excuse me. I was trying to get like a bigger bag, a bigger brown bag than this if possible.

[00:01:40]>> Oh, the man outside just gave it to me.

[00:01:43]I have >> Oh, this the biggest This the biggest thing. If I went to go rob a place, it look like I'm robbing it.

[00:01:52]>> Hey, excuse me.

[00:01:55]You can help me out with something.

[00:01:57]>> Stuff this in my bag real quick. While I zip it up.

[00:01:59]>> I don't want to do that.

[00:02:00]>> What you mean?

[00:02:01]>> Cuz >> Come on, man.

[00:02:03]>> I'm not >> I got to zip I got to zip it up while somebody push you down.

[00:02:07]>> I'm not going to >> I'm going to pay for it in the front, man. I swear.

[00:02:09]>> I'm not going to >> Yo, man. You can help me while you recording.

[00:02:13]>> Can you help me? Yo, what up?

[00:02:16]>> Stuff is so somebody help me.

[00:02:19]>> Yo, come on, man.

[00:02:20]>> Nope. I don't know. Why you trying to help him steal?

[00:02:22]>> I'm not trying to help him steal. He's trying to go give me stuff in there.

[00:02:25]>> Come on, man.

[00:02:25]>> I ain't touching it.

[00:02:26]>> Come on, man. Don't leave me, bro.

[00:02:27]Please.

[00:02:28]>> Do this.

[00:02:28]>> No, man. I'm not stealing.

[00:02:30]>> I'm not stealing anything.

[00:02:31]>> Come on, man.

[00:02:33]Please.

[00:02:35]>> No.

[00:02:35]>> Nah, bro. Please >> leave me alone.

[00:02:37]>> Please >> leave me alone. Please, please.

[00:02:46]>> You said you're just documenting with the camera.

[00:02:48]>> Yeah. You're trying to get me to show this into a bag.

[00:02:50]>> You're going to have to >> so you can zip it up. And I'm not doing that.

[00:02:53]>> I just need some help.

[00:02:54]>> Recording it.

[00:02:55]>> I just need some help. I'm >> not helping you do that.

[00:02:59]>> This guy's trying to get me to shove that in his bag >> so you can zip it up. This guy's recording me. It seems like a internet scam or something where they're trying to put something in video steel. and I don't want any part of it. Can you get somebody to go and get them kicked out of the store?

[00:03:12]>> Why you snitching, bro?

[00:03:15]>> Cuz I don't want to go and be part of your staff and I don't want to be a video being part of your >> Come on, man. You ain't got to do that.

[00:03:24]>> You got to do what?

[00:03:25]>> Snitch.

[00:03:25]>> You got to be in here recording.

[00:03:31]>> Okay.

[00:03:43]I just need you to put one finger in there, bro.

[00:03:45]>> I'm not putting anything in your back, >> please.

[00:03:47]>> I mean, really, just walk away. I'm like, they have to follow you, but like >> Okay.

[00:04:01]>> Uh, should we leave? Nah.

[00:04:05]>> Nah. You [ __ ] stupid.

[00:04:08]>> Can you help me stuff this in my bag real quick?

[00:04:11]>> Can you help me stuff this in my bag real quick?

[00:04:12]>> No, I can't do that.

[00:04:13]>> Why?

[00:04:14]>> Why?

[00:04:15]>> I just need camera. Put it in your bag.

[00:04:18]>> Just push it while I zip it >> at the same time so it can fit in there.

[00:04:22]>> Please.

[00:04:22]>> I can't do No, cuz it >> Hey, man. Can you help me while you record us?

[00:04:26]>> Yeah.

[00:04:27]>> Can you help?

[00:04:28]>> No, I can't do that, bro.

[00:04:29]>> Please. Somebody.

[00:04:31]>> Somebody please. Please.

[00:04:34]Come back here.

[00:04:37]If you send it down, no dear, I can't do that.

[00:04:40]>> Where you going?

[00:04:42]>> Where am I going?

[00:04:42]>> I just need your help.

[00:04:47]>> Are we on screen?

[00:04:49]>> Nah, you can help me steal though.

[00:04:50]>> No.

[00:04:51]>> No. Help me steal.

[00:04:53]>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He don't want to help me. I don't know what the Just push.

[00:04:57]Just push it down while I zip it up.

[00:04:59]Come. Come on, man. What you doing?

[00:05:02]You got to keep going.

[00:05:04]>> What you mean?

[00:05:07]>> Use your thumbs. Use your thumbs.

[00:05:12]>> You got to finish though, bro. You got to finish the job.

[00:05:23]Excuse me. Hand me off with something.

[00:05:27]>> Oh, I'm sorry.

[00:05:29]Just stuff this in the bag real quick.

[00:05:33]No. What? Stuff it in the bag.

[00:05:37]Keep pushing.

[00:05:39]Come on.

[00:05:45]Don't tell nobody.

[00:06:07]Hey, excuse me. Can you help this put put Can you help me put this in my mouth with that?

[00:06:12]>> No.

[00:06:14]>> Just Just for a second.

[00:06:16]>> I'm trying to I'm trying to hold it open. I just need somebody to just stick it.

[00:06:18]>> You got it.

[00:06:19]>> No. Like it's not going to close. I need you to just stuff it.

[00:06:22]>> No, I'm not. No.

[00:06:25]>> Please.

[00:06:25]>> No. Uh-uh.

[00:06:27]>> Please.

[00:06:27]>> I don't I I No.

[00:06:29]>> No. I'm going to pay for it. I swear.

[00:06:30]>> Well, I go pay for it and they'll help you do it.

[00:06:33]>> No, no, no. They're not going to help me. They told me already. I just need you to stuff it.

[00:06:36]>> No, I'm not. I'm sorry.

[00:06:38]>> Please.

[00:06:39]>> No. I I can't do that.

[00:06:42]I Sorry. Is this your friend here?

[00:06:45]>> No, I don't know him. Yo, >> cuz he appears to be taking pictures.

[00:06:49]>> You take pictures of us?

[00:06:51]>> No, I'm just I'm just recording.

[00:06:53]>> Yeah. No, >> no.

[00:06:56]>> I just need your help.

[00:07:00]>> Excuse me. Excuse me.

[00:07:02]>> Yeah.

[00:07:03]>> Can you help me put this in my bag real quick?

[00:07:04]>> Yeah, >> please.

[00:07:06]>> Nope.

[00:07:07]>> I just need to I just need you to press the finger. One finger.

[00:07:11]You help me put this in my bag real quick.

[00:07:13]>> Oh, no.

[00:07:16]>> Huh?

[00:07:16]>> Come on.

[00:07:17]>> Uh, no. I can't do that.

[00:07:18]>> Why?

[00:07:19]>> No.

[00:07:19]>> No. I'm going to pay for it. I swear.

[00:07:21]>> Oh, no. I can't do that.

[00:07:23]>> Come on. Like we just taking pictures and like you going just have put in my back.

[00:07:26]>> No, >> I swear I'm paying for it, bro.

[00:07:29]>> No, I can't do that. I'm sorry.

[00:07:32]>> Come on, man.

[00:07:32]>> No.

[00:07:34]>> What you laughing at?

[00:07:35]>> No, I don't I don't do anything like that.

[00:07:38]>> What you mean?

[00:07:38]>> I don't.

[00:07:39]>> You accuse me or something?

[00:07:40]>> No, cuz No, we never accuse anyone of anything.

[00:07:44]>> No, but I just don't participate.

[00:07:46]>> Participate in what?

[00:07:47]>> Anything. Anything that I'm not in control of.

[00:07:50]>> Just No, you just helping me, you know.

[00:07:52]Oh, no. That's okay. I can't do that.

[00:07:54]>> I just need you to just push it while I, you know, you have two hands. You can do it yourself.

[00:07:59]>> No, I got to zip it up like this. I got to use both hands to zip.

[00:08:02]>> Unfortunately, I can't do it.

[00:08:04]>> Come on, man.

[00:08:04]>> No, I won't do it.

[00:08:06]>> Please. Please.

[00:08:07]>> No. Thank you.

[00:08:08]>> You going to just do me like that, man.

[00:08:10]>> Anyway, >> you got to help me out, man. We black.

[00:08:13]>> Yeah, we are. But we also we also responsible as well.

[00:08:18]>> Come on, man. You got to be responsible.

[00:08:22]always I always uh agree with justice for everyone no matter what color you are of course with my people I want our people to always stand above above everything that looks wrong we don't do no anything that looks wrong we never do >> I just need you to put a finger >> no you only get ahead and God only will bless those who put forth the effort to do for themselves you put one feet Make the effort. He's going to do the rest for you all the time.

[00:08:56]>> I just need one finger.

[00:08:59]>> The [ __ ] was he talking about? You can help me put into my hand.

[00:09:03]>> No. Why can't you do it?

[00:09:06]>> I I'm trying to like zip it up both hands, but I just need somebody to just push their fingers in. Just >> Please.

[00:09:12]>> No.

[00:09:14]>> Please. Just >> leave me alone. No.

[00:09:17]>> What?

[00:09:18]>> What are you doing? Are you stealing? Am I stealing? No, man.

[00:09:21]>> Bro, are you stealing my >> Get the [ __ ] out of here, man.

[00:09:27]>> Just put it in my book bag real quick.

[00:09:29]>> Will you leave me alone?

[00:09:30]>> I just need somebody to just put it in real quick.

[00:09:33]>> One more time and watch me knock down 911.

[00:09:36]>> No, just just stuff it in. Please don't do that. Please.

[00:09:41]>> Then leave me alone.

[00:09:42]>> No, I just need you to just put it in my book bag.

[00:09:45]Please don't do that.

[00:09:48]Please stop. Please. Please, please, please, please, please, please.

[00:09:56]I'm going to leave you alone.

[00:09:59]>> Hi, I am in store for >> Please.

[00:10:02]>> And I have this man filming me without my contract and I'm asking them to leave me alone.

[00:10:08]>> Please, >> they are filming me and trying to get me like I have these two. What? Can you please leave me alone?

[00:10:18]Please.

[00:10:19]>> Hello.

[00:10:21]I'll put you on. I'm putting you on speaker. I'm trying to make a purchase and these two little boys are here harassing me.

[00:10:29]>> I'm not harassing you.

[00:10:30]>> Hello. And one of them just keeps filming me. I'm not your TikTok.

[00:10:35]Excuse me.

[00:10:38]>> What's going on?

[00:10:40]>> Go away.

[00:10:41]>> What's going on?

[00:10:41]>> Stop filming me. I promise you I'll see you.

[00:10:44]>> No, we just trying to chop on this eye real quick.

[00:10:46]>> I don't care. I don't care. Leave me alone.

[00:10:48]>> We just shopping on his aisle.

[00:10:50]>> Okay, bro. You can't do that.

[00:10:51]>> I'm just trying to shop on his aisle.

[00:10:53]>> Camera away, bro. Come on. You can't >> tell him to delete whatever it is that he has.

[00:10:57]>> I'm just trying to I'm just trying to shop on his camera. You can't do the YouTube [ __ ] in here, bro. They got 30 cameras on y'all back.

[00:11:04]>> You need to leave me alone. 30 cameras.

[00:11:06]>> She's on She on She on phone call with 911.

[00:11:08]>> Don't put me up here.

[00:11:09]>> She on call with 911. She He said She said we could do it.

[00:11:14]Don't do that. I know. Are you security?

[00:11:18]>> 911 just said we can do it though.

[00:11:20]>> Are you security?

[00:11:22]>> 911 said we can do it though.

[00:11:24]>> You need to get the [ __ ] out of my face.

[00:11:26]>> No, I was trying to tell him. I was just trying to tell him.

[00:11:30]>> Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

[00:11:31]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Don't do that.

[00:11:34]>> Stop. Stop. Stop.

[00:11:36]Stop.

[00:11:40]Stop.

[00:11:41]Stop. Stop.

[00:11:46]Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.

[00:11:48]Stop. Stop. Stop.

[00:11:48]>> Delete the [ __ ] >> No. No. No. No. No. No. No. Chill.

[00:11:52]Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill. Chill.

[00:11:53]Chill. We're going to leave. We're leaving. We're >> Stop.

[00:12:02]JT.

[00:12:04]>> Knock out. J.

[00:12:24]>> Stop. Stop. Stop. Yo.

[00:12:29]>> Hey, you can stop. You good. You You go.

[00:12:35]I'm sorry.

[00:12:37]>> He didn't scream.

[00:12:37]>> Oh, excuse man. Why?

[00:12:45]Stop, man. We We just going to leave.

[00:12:48]We're going to leave.

[00:12:51]We're going to leave.

[00:12:52]>> Tell him to delete me.

[00:12:55]>> He's not going to listen.

[00:12:57]>> Oh, man.

[00:12:58]>> Delete me.

[00:12:59]>> Stop, man. We We just going to leave.

[00:13:02]We're going to leave. Come on. Come on.

[00:13:03]Come on.

[00:13:05]>> You You're harassing him.

[00:13:06]>> Oh, this is this is harassment.

[00:13:08]>> You're harassing us.

[00:13:11]>> You going You going to hit him? He didn't put hands on you.

[00:13:14]>> I'm not putting my hands on him.

[00:13:15]>> You just threw a pillow right there.

[00:13:19]>> I said, "Ma'am, he he they he can film in a public store." Like, that [ __ ] funny. [ __ ] Bye.

[00:13:40]>> Bro, why is it Musty in the front, bro?

[00:13:43]It's crazy cuz the react. She ain't even get mad over me acting like I'm stealing. It's cuz I was filming. Cuz you was filming her.

[00:13:53]>> She She mad at the wrong [ __ ] Like, bro, >> bro, she he was filming. She She got mad over the camera, bro. I mean, that's what I wanted, but like still, like, she didn't get mad over this tripping like you following.

[00:14:09]>> Well, you was on the phone when you was calling 911.

[00:14:12]What the [ __ ] Excuse me. Excuse me.

[00:14:16]Excuse me.

[00:14:20]Excuse me. You can put this in my bag real quick.

[00:14:24]You can put this in my bag real quick.

[00:14:25]>> Yeah.

[00:14:26]>> Okay. Thank you. Just stuff it in there.

[00:14:30]>> Why are you recording me, man?

[00:14:32]>> I'm just documenting like everything I see in Target.

[00:14:35]>> Okay.

[00:14:36]>> Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro.

[00:14:37]>> All kinds of fun stuff.

[00:14:38]>> Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

[00:14:43]>> Here you go.

[00:14:46]>> You got it in there.

[00:14:47]>> Yeah.

[00:14:48]>> Okay. Thank you.

[00:14:54]Thank you so much.

[00:15:00]>> I'm not wearing this. I can't [ __ ] breathe in here.

[00:15:04]>> You can stuff this in my bag while I zip it up real quick.

[00:15:09]>> Come on, man.

[00:15:11]>> Come on, man.

[00:15:14]>> Where you going, man?

[00:15:18][ __ ] take me as a joke. Why is zip?

[00:15:21]>> Sorry.

[00:15:22]>> You can stuff this in my bag while I zip it up real quick.

[00:15:25]>> Uh, are you recording?

[00:15:27]>> I'm not recording.

[00:15:28]>> No, it's my hand.

[00:15:29]>> Hey, you can stuff this in my bag real quick. One of y'all.

[00:15:33]>> Are you recording?

[00:15:34]>> No, he I thought he asked me a question.

[00:15:36]I'm sorry.

[00:15:36]>> Okay.

[00:15:37]>> I just need somebody to stuff it in my bag. You were him.

[00:15:39]>> Um, while I zip it up, though.

[00:15:41]>> Can you ask someone else, please? Sorry.

[00:15:43]>> What you mean?

[00:15:44]>> I I don't want to do that.

[00:15:46]>> Please.

[00:15:48]Please.

[00:15:52]Please, excuse me. Can you stuff this in my bag real quick? He don't want to help me.

[00:15:59]She don't want to help me.

[00:16:00]>> I'm good. But thank you.

[00:16:02]>> Please. I'mma pay for it in the front. I just need somebody to stuff it in my bag. Bro, why the [ __ ] you still recording me, man?

[00:16:06]>> I'm just trying to see why you stealing.

[00:16:08]>> Stealing? I'm not stealing. I'mma pay for it in the front.

[00:16:12]>> You can stuff it in my bag real quick, >> please.

[00:16:16]>> I have a new bag. What's me?

[00:16:21]Police.

[00:16:23]Where you going?

[00:16:26]>> I don't know why you're recording.

[00:16:30]>> Can one of y'all help me out real quick?

[00:16:32]>> Sure.

[00:16:33]>> Can you stuff this in my book bag real quick while I zip it up?

[00:16:36]>> Oh, sure.

[00:16:37]>> Thank you. Thank you. Just stuff it in there.

[00:16:40]>> Stuff it in?

[00:16:40]>> Yeah, keep stuff.

[00:16:42]>> Thank you.

[00:16:45]Don't tell nobody. Okay. Thank you.

[00:16:48]>> Hey, what are you doing, man? Was you just recording us?

[00:16:51]>> Was you just recording us?

[00:16:55]>> Get the [ __ ] out of here, >> huh? You stealing that?

[00:17:02]>> Nah, I'mma pay for it.

[00:17:03]>> Okay.

[00:17:05]>> No, I'm not stealing it. Hey, delete that. Delete that.

[00:17:11]>> He's literally stealing. That's all I was recording.

[00:17:13]>> Hey, don't be stealing stuff.

[00:17:15]>> I'm not stealing. Hey, man. Get get the hell out of here, man. Hey, you better delete that.

[00:17:19]>> You just cost everybody some money. Why you do that?

[00:17:22]>> What you mean?

[00:17:22]>> Don't be stealing stuff from here.

[00:17:24]>> I'm not stealing. I'm going to pay for it in the front. You need to delete that.

[00:17:26]>> Why you putting it in the back?

[00:17:29]>> Cuz I need I need somewhere to hold it.

[00:17:31]>> Take it out of there and take it up to the front. Cat, pay for it.

[00:17:34]>> I think we all need to take it to the front.

[00:17:36]>> Nah. What? Get the [ __ ] out of here, man.

[00:17:43]>> You following me, man? No. All right, y'all boys. This might be the end of the uh video or whatnot. You feel me?

[00:17:53]>> What popping, man? That boy looking cool as hell.

[00:17:57]>> What?

[00:17:57]>> That boy look cool as hell.

[00:18:02]>> Shorts.

[00:18:03]>> I don't even know. [ __ ] just gave me the hoes.

[00:18:04]>> Gave you those?

[00:18:05]>> Yeah. You know how it is, man.

[00:18:09]>> I love you >> for sure, man.

[00:18:13]>> I got you, bro.

[00:18:15]I [ __ ] with it. All right, [ __ ] Y'all boy, make sure yall like, comment, subscribe, turn on post notifications, you dig? This is the end of the video.

[00:18:22]Co be the [ __ ] gang. Uh, I'm out, man.