Paris is on fire

Ajouté : 2026-06-04

[00:00:00]France is having massive riots. Not over police beatings, political unrest or starving farmers, but soccer. Yes, your store gets looted and bus gets burned because the EBT class can't contain themselves after seeing a ball get through a net the size of a bus. As even back on May 7th, when their team won the semifinals, they saw a bit of a riot.

[00:00:23]So, the day of the finals between PSG and Arsenal, high-end stores were forced to board up, canceling all commerce because they can't trust their cops to maintain order as Arsenal lost in a shocking one to one game that went to PK's. Even before that, at halftime, they were already destroying public transport.

[00:00:49]Now, initially the police tried to intervene, even arresting some of the bad actors.

[00:00:58]>> But being surrounded by angry soccer fans, some of the detained were able to escape.

[00:01:18]until the French police started spraying anybody getting even remotely close to their arrest attempts.

[00:01:30]Now, CL Press is doing a great job reporting on the mobs, but this roughly translates to tensions between the police and the ticketless supporters. As anytime the media makes a new euphemism, avoiding identifying them as the EBT tribes of unemployed behavior, it kind of makes it worse. As ticket list just suggests, if they can only afford admittance, they wouldn't be burning and looting the city. But since they're just being wolffully ignorant, ticketless will now mean something entirely different. as do they mean without tickets of admission to the soccer match or France in general as nobody can safely drive in a city occupied by those without tickets. And what started as small fires of electric bikes became large fires of whatever lithium gas is now poisoning their skies.

[00:02:31]But you can't escape it as these soccer fans have now blocked the freeways as just outside the Eiffel Tower, they're now burning parked cars.

[00:02:45]Ooh.

[00:02:47]>> Now, this World War I memorial normally looks like this. But bizarrely, asking Google's AI about it has them explaining this riot away as just AI generated. So, not only is a media trying to classify a riot as kids without tickets, their AI would want you to believe riots at this scale are impossible. Don't be fooled by your own eyes. as well into the evening.

[00:03:12]Eventually, French police were forced to flee.

[00:03:32]Only returning was some heavyduty cannons of tear gas.

[00:03:43]Now, it didn't stop the fires and roadblocks from the ticket list as again the average citizen was on their own or the mobs destroyed and stole from a random person's car.

[00:03:58]No, no, no.

[00:04:02]Now, it's hard to determine if this specific incident was even from today's riot, as other people are trying to pass off riot footage from other parts of Europe, but I honestly don't know what's worse, if this footage is from tonight or from one of the many other times the ticket lists tore down France. As this isn't AI, the riots actually look like a scene from Harry Potter firing fireworks directly into the police.

[00:04:40]And eventually the coppers had to charge right into these ticketless idiots.

[00:04:57]But how much you want to bet that they didn't actually arrest the main attackers as they couldn't even save the French foot locker from being looted where well into the night France looks completely unrecognizable all because a soccer game.

[00:05:27]But what's worse is a mainstream media's reporting of the riots, writing, "PSG fans were tear gas in police clashes."

[00:05:35]Almost seems like they were conveniently ignoring why they were being tear gas, but why report on the actual story when you can just repeat their police bad narrative. As France 24 reported, dozens arrested at clashes on PSG victory night, writing they needed 22,000 coppers across France as they shut down traffic to minimize disturbances.

[00:05:59]Eventually admitting 79 detained, but just over half of them were taken into custody since they damaged six vehicles, two businesses, and one police. Looks like they completely lost control of the city over a soccer victory. But if you only read the mainstream media headlines, you'd only think, "Eh, some kids without tickets got sprayed by the police, so let's just continue defunding them." But the real question is, why is this not only become accepted, but expected behavior in these previously first world nations, completely invaded by those without tickets? It even happens over here in America when the Los Angeles Dodgers win it all.

[00:06:39]so-called Dodger fans decide to loot their shoe stores and two set fire to their public transit system and coincidentally when the Los Angeles Lakers win their championship again the fans destroy their own buses and loot their local Starbucks. How has this become humanity's common tongue that if your favorite sports ball team wins a ring, their fans get to burn their buses and get free sneakers when honestly it doesn't have to be this way. As when the classy Boston Celtics won it all, sure their fans met in mass to celebrate, but the worst they did was climb some traffic lights. And even at their championship day parade, surrounded by over 1 million fans, they all seemed to politely listen to the laws.

[00:07:24]miraculously refraining from burning or looting their city. This honestly should be studied, but absolutely zero mainstream journalists would dare dive into why, as I really believe anybody burning down or looting their own city just because their favorite team is winning should get locked up practically forever. Since if you lack the amount of impulse control to say hooray without burning down a bus, society would probably be safer without you. But if anybody else appreciates my concise, light order commentary on the tragic status that is today's reality.

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