Super Bad Asmr (cranial nerve exam)

Added: 2026-04-29

[00:00:01]Hey, you don't mind if I give you like a cranial nerve exam, do you?

[00:00:09]Okay, good because I'm going to give you a cranial nerve exam really quick. Well, not really quick, but you know, it's going to be faster than maybe some of your other cranial nerve exams. We have like a bunch of random stuff that we're going to do here. Um Is there a specific reason you're coming in for a cranial nerve exam today?

[00:00:30]Okay.

[00:00:32]Okay, your arm fell off.

[00:00:35]Okay, and your butt got stapled together.

[00:00:39]Like this type of stapler?

[00:00:42]Your butt got stapled? Okay.

[00:00:44]Lucky for you, we have a staple remover, so that's not going to be too much of an issue.

[00:00:50]I hope. Um So, first I'm just going to take a look.

[00:00:55]I'm just going to take a look at your face, okay?

[00:00:58]I'm just going to take a look at your face here.

[00:01:01]I'm just going to take a look around.

[00:01:04]Okay.

[00:01:06]>> [clears throat] >> All right.

[00:01:07]Here we go. Good.

[00:01:09]Good. Um Yeah, we just have to I just have to look everywhere.

[00:01:16]I just have to make sure that I see everything, you know?

[00:01:19]Okay, I'm just going to take a look at Can you look at the light? Look look look at the light. Look look at the light.

[00:01:25]Look look look at the light. Look at the light. Look at the light. Yeah, just follow the light, okay? Just follow the light, okay? Just follow the light. Don't freak out.

[00:01:35]Don't freak out. Just follow follow the light. Follow the light.

[00:01:41]Follow the light. Follow follow the light. Follow the light.

[00:01:45]Follow the light. Follow the light.

[00:01:47]Follow the light. Follow the light.

[00:01:50]Follow the light. Good. Good. Good.

[00:01:52]Good. Good. You're doing great. You're doing amazing.

[00:01:55]You're doing amazing. Just keep on following the light. Just keep on following the light.

[00:02:01]Okay.

[00:02:03]Good.

[00:02:04]Next, since >> [clears throat] >> since this is your first time in, I have to give you I have to get your information in the system.

[00:02:14]So, what is your first name?

[00:02:17]What's your last name? What's your last name?

[00:02:22]What's your phone number?

[00:02:34]And what's your email? Do you have an email?

[00:02:38]Yeah, what's your email?

[00:02:39]Okay.

[00:02:51]at gmail.com Uh and last question is what's your address? And what's your date of birth?

[00:03:02]Technically two questions, but just answer them.

[00:03:05]Address?

[00:03:06]>> [clears throat] >> And what's your date of birth?

[00:03:35]Okay.

[00:03:36]Perfect. I mean, you're doing great.

[00:03:38]So far, you're doing great. Um So, I'm just going to take a look inside of your ear.

[00:03:46]If you don't mind, can you just Can you look that way? Yeah, look that way. Look that way. That way. There you go. I'm just going to take a look in that ear over here. I'm just going to take a good look.

[00:03:57]I'm just going to take a good look in your ear.

[00:04:00]Okay, looking good. Looking good.

[00:04:01]Looking good.

[00:04:03]All right, let me just Taste healthy. It's You're healthy. Like everything is good.

[00:04:11]All right, now look this way. Look the other way. Yeah, like this way. Look that way. That way.

[00:04:16]All right, good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

[00:04:19]Good. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

[00:04:21]Good. Good.

[00:04:24]Yeah, looking good so far. Looking great. Looking amazing.

[00:04:31]>> [snorts] >> Okay.

[00:04:34]Uh let me get a taste over here.

[00:04:39]It tastes like you're healthy. This ear is healthy over here, and this ear is healthy over there as well.

[00:04:46]Okay.

[00:04:50]So, next you said that your arm was bleeding or not that your arm was bleeding. Your arm is missing, right? How did you lose your arm?

[00:05:00]You got in a fight with a cow.

[00:05:04]And the cow karate kicked your arm off.

[00:05:09]You know what?

[00:05:10]I've had It happens all the time.

[00:05:13]It happens all the freaking time. Like you have no idea how many patients I have come in here with their arm karate kicked off by a cow. Yeah.

[00:05:23]So, first what I'm going to do is I'm going to actually staple it. I'm just going to staple it.

[00:05:31]Cuz I ran out of stitches, so we have to staple it.

[00:06:29]>> [snorts] >> Okay.

[00:07:39]I wrapped it up a lot.

[00:07:42]And now I'm going to organize this again.

[00:07:47]Okay, we're just going to organize this a little bit.

[00:07:52]Okay.

[00:07:54]We just have to clean it up.

[00:07:56]There's a lot of a wrapper. There's a wrapper of this, and that's what I'm cleaning up right now. I'm cleaning up the wrapper of the wrap that I put around your arm.

[00:08:07]Okay. Anyway, next I'm going to take a picture of you.

[00:08:12]Is that okay? Can I just take a picture of you?

[00:08:15]It's not for like any medical reasons or doctor reasons. I just like I wanted to take a picture of you.

[00:08:22]Smile.

[00:08:45]Good. Good. Good. Good.

[00:08:52]All right, good. Perfect.

[00:08:57]Next, I'm going to get a picture of your feet, okay? No. Okay, fine. Whatever.

[00:09:02]Um I am going to measure you, though.

[00:09:09]Well, no, actually I'm not measuring you yet.

[00:09:12]Um I'm just going to have you look here.

[00:09:14]Tell me what's further, A or B?

[00:09:18]Good.

[00:09:19]A or B? B is further. Good job. Or sorry, A was further, I think.

[00:09:26]B or A?

[00:09:28]A. A was further. Good. What's further, A or B?

[00:09:34]Good. Good. Good. Good.

[00:09:36]This might be good for a sharper tool.

[00:09:38]I'll do that after this. What's further, A or B?

[00:09:43]Good. Good. Good. Good. What's further?

[00:09:46]A or B? B is further. All right, what's closer to you? One or two?

[00:09:55]Two is closer. Good job. Good job. Good job. What is closer to you? One or two?

[00:10:03]Two is closer. Good job. Good job again.

[00:10:05]You're doing good. What is closer to you?

[00:10:09]One or two? That one's really easy. One is closer. Good. What's closer? A or B?

[00:10:18]It wasn't A. It was actually B. That one was a hard one. So, that's okay.

[00:10:28]Okay.

[00:10:30]Next, we're going to do sharp or dull.

[00:10:32]This is dull.

[00:10:34]This is sharp.

[00:10:37]Can you tell me sharp or dull? Close your eyes, by the way. Close. Close.

[00:10:40]Close. Close. Close.

[00:10:43]Dull. Good. Good. Good. Good. Good.

[00:10:46]Sharp or dull? Sharp or dull?

[00:10:49]Sharp.

[00:10:53]Dull. Good job. Good job. Can you tell me sharp or dull?

[00:10:57]Good. Okay. One more time.

[00:11:00]Okay. Again.

[00:11:02]Sharp. Sharp. Sharp. Okay. Good.

[00:11:05]Sharp or dull? Sharp or dull?

[00:11:09]Good. All right. Now, I need you to tell me how many times I do sharp.

[00:11:14]Okay?

[00:11:15]So, I'm going to do multiple of them.

[00:11:17]I'm going to do sharp, dull, sharp, dull. And I need you to just count how many times I poke you with sharp. Okay?

[00:11:23]Here we go.

[00:11:31]By the way, when I go like this, that just counts as one. And then, I'm going to pull back. Then, I'm going to go back.

[00:11:40]And that's two. All right. So, we're going to restart. Okay?

[00:12:12]Good. Good.

[00:12:16]Good.

[00:12:21]Good job. Good job.

[00:12:26]Good.

[00:12:28]>> [clears throat and cough] >> I didn't count that time. So, we're going to do it one more time.

[00:12:39]That was three. Three times I did the sharp. We're going to do it one more time.

[00:12:54]How many times did I do sharp? Four times.

[00:12:58]Good job. All right. Next, I'm just going to be measuring you, getting your proportions.

[00:13:04]Okay?

[00:13:05]Just going to be getting your proportions here.

[00:13:10]12 by 15 by 8 12 by 15 by 8 7 by 5 by 4 7 by 5 by 4 Okay.

[00:13:24]17 by 20 by 17 by 20 by 30 Okay.

[00:13:33]40 by 50 by 20 Okay. Good. Good. Good.

[00:13:39]30 by 54 by 17 Okay. Good. Good. Good.

[00:13:47]Okay. Everything [snorts] perfect.

[00:13:50]All right. And remember how you said that your butt was stapled together?

[00:13:54]Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and remove those staples for you.

[00:13:58]It's going to be really fast and easy, but it might pinch you a little bit.

[00:14:24]Okay. Perfect. Good job.

[00:14:26]Now, can you hear this?

[00:14:30]Can you hear that?

[00:14:32]Okay. How about this?

[00:14:34]All right. Good. I just wanted to make sure you can hear that. I'm going to get your temperature. Okay? Click. Click.

[00:14:40]Click. Click.

[00:14:41]Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.

[00:14:44]Click. Click. Click. Click. Click.

[00:14:46]Click. All right. Let me just make sure this is working.

[00:14:54]All right. Click. Click. Click. Click.

[00:14:57]Click. Click. Click. Click.

[00:15:00]Click. Click.

[00:15:02]Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. All right. Perfect.

[00:15:06]Uh can you look at the light? Yeah, can you just look at the light?

[00:15:10]Look at the light. Look at the light.

[00:15:11]Keep on looking at the light.

[00:15:13]Keep on looking at the light. Look at my nose. Tell me when the light leaves your field of view. Good.

[00:15:20]Good.

[00:15:22]Good.

[00:15:23]Good. All right. Perfect. Stick your tongue out. I'm going to have you taste this. Okay? What does this taste like?

[00:15:30]Strawberry. Okay. Let me grab the next one. What does this taste like?

[00:15:36]Chocolate. Good. All right. I'm going to grab the next one.

[00:15:41]What does this taste like?

[00:15:43]Mint. Good job. You did good. You did good.

[00:15:46]All right. I'm just going to test your reflexes. Okay?

[00:15:50]Yep. I'm just going to test your reflexes. Here we go.

[00:15:54]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:15:57]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:00]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:04]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:07]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:10]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:14]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:18]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:22]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:25]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:28]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:32]Shark attack.

[00:16:34]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:37]Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack. Shark attack.

[00:16:42]Okay. Perfect. Your reflexes are all good. That's going to be the end of the video, guys. Um let me know if you guys like these type of videos, where I kind of just like it's like super bad little fairy ASMR. Um I really like recording these, and these are my favorite type of videos to watch personally. But, you guys let me know what you think. Don't forget to like, subscribe, and turn on post notifications. I love you guys. Have a good day. Um and sleep well if you're going to sleep.

[00:17:12]Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.

[00:17:13]Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.