James has a taste for IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA 4x1 "Mac and Dennis: Manhunters" (2008)

[00:00:00]Now, run me through how we're going to do this with Dee.

[00:00:02]>> I'll talk her into it, don't worry.

[00:00:04]Dee.

[00:00:05]>> Ah, great. We need to use you as bait for our cricket >> trap.

[00:00:09]>> [laughter] >> What in the hell is going on here?

[00:00:13]>> No, no, we don't want to know his name.

[00:00:15]>> No.

[00:00:15]>> Wait, wait.

[00:00:16]>> WANT TO GET A RUB ON HIM?

[00:00:18]>> WHAT?

[00:00:18]>> You know what, kid? You got to get out of here, man. You got to get out of here. It's not safe here.

[00:00:21]>> YEAH, WE CAN'T DO THIS.

[00:00:22]>> Tasting the dude?

[00:00:32]>> Hey all, welcome back to Popcorn Roulette. I am James, and today we're going to be jumping back into It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 4, episode 1.

[00:00:39]As always, don't forget to like and subscribe. If you want to do the full watch along, that'll be over on Patreon.

[00:00:44]Without further ado, let's get into it.

[00:00:53]Language.

[00:00:55]And language only.

[00:00:57]1:30 p.m.

[00:00:58]>> This piece is >> on a Wednesday.

[00:01:00]>> Succulent.

[00:01:01]>> Well, it's definitely way too overcooked to be succulent, but it's still pretty delicious.

[00:01:05]>> Savory, right? Now, what if we soaked it in beer? Do you think that would help it like regain its succulence?

[00:01:10]>> Like a beer rub.

[00:01:11]>> [clears throat] >> That's actually really smart. Matt, grab us some beers.

[00:01:13]>> Like my bird. What are you eating?

[00:01:15]>> Oh, dude, Dee and I cooked up a fridge full of these delicious meats that I've been stealing, and you guys want to try some of this?

[00:01:20]>> Someone who sweats as much as you should not work with food.

[00:01:23]>> Charlie!

[00:01:25]SON OF A [ __ ] >> OOP.

[00:01:27]>> I TOLD YOU TO STAY AWAY FROM MY MEAT.

[00:01:28]SPIT IT OUT.

[00:01:29]>> COME ON, MAN.

[00:01:29]>> SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT. SPIT IT OUT.

[00:01:31]>> OOH.

[00:01:32]>> You too. Spit.

[00:01:34]>> You're such a selfish jerk.

[00:01:36]>> Hey.

[00:01:37]I killed the deer, I should get to eat it. That's the natural order.

[00:01:40]>> Fair.

[00:01:41]>> You shot a deer?

[00:01:42]>> That's right. 10-point buck.

[00:01:43]>> Pew.

[00:01:44]>> Right >> Pew.

[00:01:45]>> with little eyes.

[00:01:46]>> Since when do you hunt, bro?

[00:01:47]>> It's always. I'm a great hunter.

[00:01:49]>> How does hunting a defenseless creature make you a good hunter?

[00:01:52]>> Yeah, you should go after something that could at least defend itself.

[00:01:54]>> Yeah.

[00:01:55]>> Yeah.

[00:01:55]>> A really great hunter would go after something that could hunt him back.

[00:01:58]>> Oh.

[00:01:58]>> LIKE A MAN.

[00:01:59]>> OH, HELL YEAH, DUDE. A man?

[00:02:01]>> Oh my god.

[00:02:02]>> I think that hunting a man would be the only true test of a good hunter.

[00:02:05]>> Oh, yeah?

[00:02:05]>> Oh my god.

[00:02:06]>> I just came back from 'Nam. I was hitching through Oregon, and some cop started harassing me.

[00:02:11]>> Oh my god.

[00:02:12]>> I had a whole army of cops chasing me through the woods. I had to take them all out. It was a bloodbath.

[00:02:17]>> What?

[00:02:17]>> That's Rambo, dude.

[00:02:18]>> Is it? Spoilers.

[00:02:20]>> You just described the plot of Rambo.

[00:02:22]>> Shush.

[00:02:23]>> First First Blood.

[00:02:24]>> Yeah, you described your life with Rambo, bro. That's not the first time you've described your >> Shh. Shh.

[00:02:28]>> life.

[00:02:29]>> Yeah, you know what? It's actually making me think I could get on board with a man hunt.

[00:02:32]>> Really?

[00:02:33]>> Me, too, dude.

[00:02:34]>> Just throwing that out there.

[00:02:34]>> No.

[00:02:35]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:02:36]>> You do not go on a man hunt.

[00:02:39]>> [laughter] >> Oh my god.

[00:02:41]>> Yeah.

[00:02:41]>> That is not what he said. Mac and Dennis, man hunters.

[00:02:46]Screw you. That is not what he said. Not even a little bit. Oh, man, it's good to be back, friends.

[00:02:55]Fred Savage is back on it.

[00:02:59]Da da da da da da.

[00:03:00]>> Try that one.

[00:03:01]>> This one?

[00:03:02]>> Mhm.

[00:03:02]>> Mhm.

[00:03:03]>> A little bit of the sauce with it.

[00:03:04]>> have any sauce left.

[00:03:05]>> All right, let's just do natural juices, too, by the way. It's not an actual sauce.

[00:03:08]>> Oh my god, good job.

[00:03:09]>> Mhm.

[00:03:10]>> I can't believe that dick Aldo put the lock on there for >> [laughter] >> Wasn't cool.

[00:03:14]>> what, though? At least you forgot about this piece.

[00:03:16]>> What a dumb ass.

[00:03:17]>> Did you do something different, though, cuz it's so good this time.

[00:03:19]>> cooked it.

[00:03:20]>> Really?

[00:03:20]>> I'm talking like not at all.

[00:03:21]>> No kidding.

[00:03:22]>> Mhm.

[00:03:22]>> What I did I slapped it in the radiator for a minute.

[00:03:24]>> That's pretty gross.

[00:03:25]>> Not warmed it.

[00:03:25]>> That's pretty gross.

[00:03:26]>> So good, though. I don't care.

[00:03:28]>> Okay, good.

[00:03:28]>> Yeah.

[00:03:29]>> Well, well, well. What have we here?

[00:03:31]>> I'm so scared.

[00:03:33]>> enjoying my meat?

[00:03:35]>> Yes, we have been, you fascist meat hog.

[00:03:37]>> Yeah.

[00:03:38]>> Sharing, it's a rule now.

[00:03:42]>> Maybe we should open up a bottle of dessert wine. A nice port that would compliment what you have just eaten.

[00:03:51]By the way, you know what you've just eaten?

[00:03:55]>> I know what I'm really scared.

[00:03:57]>> You wish it was venison.

[00:03:58]>> Was it a horse?

[00:03:59]>> Horse? That which you have just eaten, that which your teeth >> Oh my god, no.

[00:04:05]>> torn apart >> Hey, just for the love of god.

[00:04:07][clears throat] >> have savored That was human meat.

[00:04:11]>> That's what I was suspecting, but like >> Oh, stupid.

[00:04:15]>> Is he messing with them?

[00:04:16]>> You're so stupid.

[00:04:18]>> He knew you were going to steal from me.

[00:04:20]>> You're stupid.

[00:04:21]>> Okay, that's why.

[00:04:22]>> That's crazy.

[00:04:23]Frank, that's insane.

[00:04:25]>> piece of meat out >> Mhm, yeah, mhm.

[00:04:30]>> meat >> psycho >> I got a guy.

[00:04:34]>> You got a guy?

[00:04:35]>> Yeah.

[00:04:35]>> meat guy >> I got a guy for everything.

[00:04:37]>> You're so full of [ __ ] >> That's >> Yeah, I think Andrew thinks I'm full of [ __ ] >> Well, you enjoy yourselves now. I am glad you had a >> Oh my god.

[00:04:45]>> eating >> Thank you.

[00:04:47]>> human meat >> from Bob's Burgers >> That wasn't human meat though, right?

[00:04:55]>> You're going to find out. You're going to go a little coo-coo.

[00:04:58]>> It took me all day, but I finally finished the list of 10 people that would be perfect to hunt.

[00:05:02]>> Oh my god.

[00:05:03]>> And you know what? I've already made a decision.

[00:05:05]>> What?

[00:05:06]>> opposite of respecting my opinion >> Hey, don't I know it?

[00:05:08]Hey, don't I know it? Oh my god, he's such a tool.

[00:05:11]>> Hey.

[00:05:12]>> Um >> Dennis >> Maddy >> Is he coming?

[00:05:15]>> Yeah, yeah, she's coming. She just wants to look great for your big date.

[00:05:17]>> Cricket, bro, are you serious?

[00:05:19]>> Yeah, man, he's perfect.

[00:05:20]>> You don't believe Cricket?

[00:05:21]>> Cricket, hey Cricket, we come come out here for a second, please. Just stand before us here. Now, check out his legs.

[00:05:26]See how they've almost healed? They're like pretty much back to perfect.

[00:05:29]>> Yeah.

[00:05:30]>> And check out his can. It looks like he's whittled it into some sort of defensive tool.

[00:05:34]>> Wow.

[00:05:35]>> But that makes you quite formidable, huh?

[00:05:37]>> Okay, what's going on here, huh? Where's Dee?

[00:05:40]>> Admit it, Mac. He's perfect.

[00:05:41]>> No.

[00:05:43]>> Just fine.

[00:05:43]>> Oh god. Oh god.

[00:05:45]I know you're up to something.

[00:05:47]>> Yeah.

[00:05:47]>> You're going to harvest my organs, aren't you?

[00:05:49]>> Probably.

[00:05:49]>> Hey, relax. Relax, Cricket. Relax.

[00:05:52]Relax. Take it easy. You don't want to be all nervous and sweaty when Dee gets here.

[00:05:56]>> So she's coming?

[00:05:58]Okay. [laughter] Okay.

[00:05:59]>> I don't trust them for anything.

[00:06:02]>> Hold on to me.

[00:06:02]>> Yeah.

[00:06:03]>> No, we're going to hunt you.

[00:06:05]>> That's insane.

[00:06:07]>> We are going to hunt you, Cricket.

[00:06:10]>> That's crazy.

[00:06:11]>> Why?

[00:06:12]>> Why?

[00:06:13]>> Spend a lot less time asking questions and more time running.

[00:06:15]>> Yeah.

[00:06:16]>> What what happens if if I get caught?

[00:06:18]>> Oh, don't get caught.

[00:06:19]>> Oh. Oh my god, they're mental.

[00:06:24]>> There he goes.

[00:06:25]>> Indeed. Indeed. This is going to be fun.

[00:06:28]>> Yeah.

[00:06:28]>> What do you suppose is going to happen when we do catch him?

[00:06:30]>> Psychos.

[00:06:31]>> Do some tea bag related.

[00:06:33]>> Oh my god. Some tea bag related.

[00:06:36]>> Dee.

[00:06:36]>> Classic.

[00:06:37]>> god. Okay, let's Good conversation, huh? What do you think?

[00:06:40]>> Be safe, Cricket.

[00:06:41]>> Did you? And I'll tell you why.

[00:06:43]Yesterday >> Yesterday?

[00:06:44]>> What's going on?

[00:06:45]>> Oh my god, Charlie. I didn't want to say anything, but I I'm I'm I'm thinking there's something strange going on with this meat situation.

[00:06:49]>> Yes. Okay, now I know it's crazy, the idea of Frank feeding us human meat, but I'm trying to disprove it. I absolutely can't.

[00:06:55]>> do it, can you?

[00:06:56]>> Let's talk to taste.

[00:06:57]The taste?

[00:06:58]>> Charlie.

[00:06:59]>> I can't get the taste OUT OF MY MOUTH.

[00:07:00]YOU CAN'T get it out, right?

[00:07:01]>> Absolutely not.

[00:07:02]>> And have you tried all sorts of other meats like deli meats and sandwich meats? And then did you did you go crazy just licking everything in your apartment like your shoe? I even licked a cat's fanny. Like nothing's working, right?

[00:07:12]>> Maybe it's a trick, okay? Maybe some weird exotic meat that we wouldn't think to try.

[00:07:17]>> Okay, it's not like regular grocery store kind of meat.

[00:07:19]>> meat from a grocery store.

[00:07:20]>> It's like he got it from some weird place.

[00:07:22]>> Okay, well, let's let's think here.

[00:07:23]Let's put our heads together. Where could Frank go to get mysterious meat?

[00:07:27]>> Public school.

[00:07:34]>> Oh, that looks so good. Oh my god.

[00:07:37]>> much stuff as you can.

[00:07:38]>> Okay, well, we'll take um that big brown mound and the curly stuff and then this thing that looks like a blanket.

[00:07:43]>> Definitely.

[00:07:44]>> Oh, oh, oh, what about monkey? Monkeys are like nature's humans.

[00:07:48]>> they have monkey, Charlie.

[00:07:49]>> People eat monkey, Dee. They ate it in Temple of Doom. You ever see that?

[00:07:52]>> No. What's with all the spoilers this episode?

[00:07:55]>> We got monkey.

[00:07:57]>> [laughter] >> Huh.

[00:08:00]Huh.

[00:08:00]Well, look at there.

[00:08:01]>> One monkey also then, please.

[00:08:02]>> How accommodating.

[00:08:05]>> YEAH, BABY.

[00:08:06]>> LUNATICS.

[00:08:07]>> AWESOME, DUDE. BRO, this is what it must feel like before YOU GO INTO BATTLE.

[00:08:10]>> OH MY GOD, I know, man. I'm so excited.

[00:08:11]Feel my nips.

[00:08:12]>> They look like they're going to go play paintball.

[00:08:14]>> Woo, you could cut >> super hard, right?

[00:08:17]>> What the hell are you doing?

[00:08:18]>> I'm feeling his nips, Frank.

[00:08:20]For this hunt that my nips are doing stuff they've never done before. Feel them. Look at these.

[00:08:23]>> What hunt?

[00:08:24]>> We're going to hunt cricket.

[00:08:25]>> My Lauren.

[00:08:26]>> YOU DO NOT HUNT A MAN.

[00:08:27]>> That's true.

[00:08:28]>> Not right now. Not while my nips are like this.

[00:08:31]>> Oh my gross. He's so questionable.

[00:08:34]>> Next thing you know, he's up at night.

[00:08:36]He's burning down a village in 'Nam.

[00:08:38]He's killing everything that moves, EVERYTHING THAT LIVES.

[00:08:42]>> You're talking about Rambo again.

[00:08:44]>> No, that happened to me.

[00:08:45]>> Yeah, you're thinking of John Rambo's life.

[00:08:47]>> No, I'm not. This happened to me.

[00:08:48]>> That never happened to you, Frank.

[00:08:49]>> It happened to me, Mac.

[00:08:51]>> Yeah, you're confusing your [laughter] life with >> [music] >> Danny.

[00:08:56]>> No, Charlie. This is not right. I still have the craving.

[00:08:59]>> I have too. I have >> Cuz when you eat human meat >> What's going on? Frank fed us human meat.

[00:09:04]>> And we got the hunger.

[00:09:05]>> The hunger?

[00:09:05]>> Mhm.

[00:09:06]>> That's how you become a cannibal, Dee.

[00:09:07]>> Yeah.

[00:09:08]>> One taste of delicious delicious human meat, none of this stuff ever satisfies you ever again for the rest of your life.

[00:09:13]>> I just think that I don't think that's >> Yeah, that's stupid.

[00:09:17]>> Is that stupid?

[00:09:18]>> True, but there is like some form of addiction with it.

[00:09:21]>> THEN WE HAVE JAWS 4 IS STUPID, OKAY? CUZ THAT'S THE EXACT SAME PLOT.

[00:09:24]>> ALL THE SPOILER. Jaws 4.

[00:09:27]>> I think we need to find out if what we ate was actually human.

[00:09:30]>> No [ __ ] That's what we've been doing.

[00:09:33]Monkey, Dee.

[00:09:33]>> Charlie, you don't understand me. I think we need to try a piece of human flesh.

[00:09:38]>> Oh my god. From where?

[00:09:40]>> That's the only way.

[00:09:40]>> Right?

[00:09:41]>> Okay, how are we going to do this?

[00:09:42]>> The morgue? Hear me out. It's a dead body >> Sold. You don't even have to tell me, man. That's That's where YOU FIND DEAD >> OH MY GOD, IT'S A GREAT IDEA, RIGHT?

[00:09:49]>> And we'll have a tiny little bit.

[00:09:49]>> AND WE'LL KNOW.

[00:09:51]WE'LL KNOW for sure.

[00:09:52]>> He was so on board so quickly. He's like, "Sold. Yeah, go for it." Um there is actually more of a correlation between a psychological addiction to human flesh once you've eaten it, but no biological connection.

[00:10:05]Um the issue is kuru disease when you eat a brain.

[00:10:09]>> We got to put our nuts in some dude's mouth.

[00:10:11]>> Uh yeah, actually I wanted to talk to you about that aspect.

[00:10:13]>> [laughter] >> What happened to the plan?

[00:10:15]>> What now, look, dude. We've been tea bagging crickets since high school.

[00:10:17]>> I feel like we need to make some progress.

[00:10:20]I think we should give him a gorilla mask.

[00:10:22]>> What?

[00:10:22]>> mask.

[00:10:23]>> We put something sticky all over his face and then sprinkle it with shaved pubes.

[00:10:27]>> No.

[00:10:28]>> That's mental. That is insane.

[00:10:31]>> Hilarious. But where are we supposed to get that many pubes, man?

[00:10:33]>> We shave.

[00:10:34]>> Well, that's going to be a problem.

[00:10:35]>> I got my laser. It's like a turtle shell down there.

[00:10:37]>> WHAT? YEAH.

[00:10:39]>> [laughter] >> FOR REAL? OKAY, WHY WHY GO MESS WITH US?

[00:10:41]>> WELL, it's called progress.

[00:10:43]>> PROGRESS? WE'RE STICKING WITH THE TEA BAGGING.

[00:10:45]>> [laughter] >> FINE. DIP MY NUTS IN INK OR SOMETHING and then put it in his mouth. That make you happy?

[00:10:50]>> Yeah, actually I think that's a pretty good idea.

[00:10:51]>> Yeah, actually that's a great idea.

[00:10:54]>> That's an excellent idea.

[00:10:55]>> Like I can dunk them down and like >> See, we're free thinking outside >> This borderline >> Get him.

[00:11:01]>> What is it? A deer lodge or something?

[00:11:08]Oh [ __ ] Okay, Cricket.

[00:11:12]Yeah. He's been in the streets for a long time because of you two.

[00:11:17]>> Okay, how did his legs just do that?

[00:11:18]>> I'm not doing that, man.

[00:11:19]>> No, that was incredibly dangerous.

[00:11:20]>> We can cross off that case. Did not know he was capable of that.

[00:11:23]>> [laughter] >> Did not know his legs were capable of doing that. Is silly.

[00:11:33]>> Started bugging >> What a [ __ ] >> hot plate.

[00:11:35]>> We're two friends of of one of the dead people that you have in there.

[00:11:38]>> Very close friends.

[00:11:40]Uh we wanted to spend some time maybe.

[00:11:43]>> Say goodbye to her and or >> to him.

[00:11:47]>> To not eat infected flesh. Oh my god.

[00:11:50]>> What's the hot plate for?

[00:11:52]>> Right.

[00:11:52]>> The hot >> The hot plate is because >> was a >> He was a chef.

[00:11:56]>> A chef >> of small plates of things.

[00:11:59]>> mini small items on hot plates.

[00:12:00]>> Mostly just heated it up.

[00:12:01]>> And we thought maybe if he saw or was near the hot plate one more time >> Right.

[00:12:05]>> it could bring >> I'll go ahead and spare me the act. I'll give you guys the same deal I give everyone else. 50 bucks gets you 10 minutes alone with the bodies.

[00:12:12]>> That's so gross.

[00:12:15]>> I've never seen a guy and a girl bang one of these stiffs at the same time.

[00:12:20]Are you kidding me, guy?

[00:12:21]>> Uh my god.

[00:12:24]That is crazy.

[00:12:26]>> Have a bite of it. I mean I don't judge you guys. It's cool. I like yogurt up my ass and a popsicle stick in my mouth.

[00:12:31]>> Oh my god, MAN. NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST GIVE THIS GUY A KNIFE.

[00:12:34]>> WHAT?

[00:12:35]>> YOU'RE THE ONE WITH THE HOT PLATE.

[00:12:36]>> I don't think that is >> Weirdo.

[00:12:37]>> That is much more >> I'm a weirdo, says the guy with the yogurt up his ass.

[00:12:42]>> Everyone in this situation is a weirdo.

[00:12:44]>> Holy [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] >> Ooh, these are dead bodies.

[00:12:49]>> Two dead two dead guys.

[00:12:50]>> This is the real deal here.

[00:12:51]>> I don't think I can eat this guy.

[00:12:52]>> No, I don't think I can, right? What is that?

[00:12:55]>> I don't I don't know.

[00:12:56]>> It's not because he's black though, right? Okay.

[00:12:58]>> No, well Charlie.

[00:13:01]No.

[00:13:02]I don't think so.

[00:13:04]>> Because he's dead.

[00:13:05]>> That's why not.

[00:13:05]>> Okay, good good good.

[00:13:07]>> Oh my lord.

[00:13:09]>> Is it racist if we don't eat this guy?

[00:13:12]>> Well, [ __ ] Charlie. Now it is.

[00:13:13]>> I'm sorry, Dee. I just the white guy over here looks better to me for some reason.

[00:13:17]>> better, doesn't he? What is that?

[00:13:18]>> I don't know. You know what it is? I I generally I don't eat dark meat.

[00:13:21]>> No, I prefer the light meat. I always have.

[00:13:23]>> Yeah, so it's not that guy.

[00:13:24]>> The white meat is It's so dry.

[00:13:26]>> I'm going to have a really hard if we're both cannibals and we're racist I'm going to make sure >> Cannibalism? Racism? That's not for us.

[00:13:32]You know, those are decisions that are best left to the suits in Washington.

[00:13:35]Now Here to eat some dude.

[00:13:39]>> You lost me with Washington, but the rest I agree with. So, let's eat a piece of this white >> Mhm. Yeah.

[00:13:44]>> I think I can do it.

[00:13:47]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:13:48]Look at their faces. They are so devastated.

[00:13:58]Yeah, cricket.

[00:14:01]>> I'll beat you, [ __ ] >> I'm so scared he's going to get hit.

[00:14:05]I'm fast as lightning. Oh my goodness.

[00:14:08]No.

[00:14:10]No. Don't let them be there. They're so >> Street rat.

[00:14:14]>> What the Oh my god.

[00:14:16]>> [laughter and gasps] >> Hey, hey, hey. Is that Rambo? Is that what Rambo looks like?

[00:14:21]>> Here to help you turn the tables on Mac and Dennis.

[00:14:24]>> What do you mean?

[00:14:25]>> Want to show those bastards that it ain't okay to hunt humans.

[00:14:28]>> Yeah.

[00:14:29]>> They drew first blood, not you.

[00:14:31]>> Wait, what?

[00:14:32]>> THEY DREW FIRST BLOOD.

[00:14:35]>> [laughter] >> DAMN.

[00:14:37]>> WHAT IS THAT? Is that a Is that Rambo?

[00:14:39]>> Is that >> [laughter] >> No, no, no. No, I made that up. RAMBO.

[00:14:43]>> YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU OR NOT?

[00:14:44]>> YES. YEAH.

[00:14:45]>> He's so dying on this hill.

[00:14:49]Oh my goodness.

[00:14:50]>> [laughter] [sighs] >> Tag, you're it. It is insane.

[00:14:57]I want to do that to a friend. Oh my god, that's actually so funny.

[00:15:01]>> Holy [ __ ] dude. HOLY [ __ ] TAG, YOU'RE it and a knife? What the hell is this, man? WHY YOU LAUGHING?

[00:15:07]WHAT?

[00:15:08]OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU GORILLA MASKED ME?

[00:15:11]>> YES.

[00:15:11]>> BRO, YOU GOT TO ADMIT >> YES.

[00:15:12]>> THAT WE'RE AWESOME AT TEABAGGING.

[00:15:14]>> OH YEAH? Take a look at your mouth. You tell me.

[00:15:16]>> [laughter] >> You put your balls IN MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS SLEEPING?

[00:15:18]>> YEAH, MAN.

[00:15:19]>> That's rape.

[00:15:20]>> Yeah.

[00:15:20]>> THAT IS BORDERLINE RAPE.

[00:15:21]>> DAMN.

[00:15:22]>> I think that's definitively.

[00:15:23]>> Yeah, I guess not. Jesus, man, what's with the note? I mean, what's with the theatrics?

[00:15:27]>> No, I didn't leave it. I thought you left it. So, IT WAS CRICKET.

[00:15:30]OH, [ __ ] OKAY, CRICKET GOT TO HIM. HE GOT TO HIM.

[00:15:33]>> HE GOT to him.

[00:15:34]>> So, the good news is the gorilla mask, the purple tea bag, both totally viable options, right? Okay, the bad news is it looks like Cricket's finally snapped.

[00:15:41]>> We may have pushed him too far, Dennis.

[00:15:42]What do you think he's going to do?

[00:15:43]>> We need to get to him first.

[00:15:44]>> No, you need to chill.

[00:15:47]>> And how do you catch a cricket? With a giant bird.

[00:15:51]>> Oh my goodness.

[00:15:52]>> You eat that cheese steak or some kind of giant bird, you know?

[00:15:55]>> I got to help him, Charlie.

[00:15:56]I got an insatiable sensation of hunger.

[00:15:58]>> Oh, I KNOW WHAT THE HUNGER IS, DEE. YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE HUNGER, OKAY? I'M FEELING IT GOOD.

[00:16:01]>> BUT THIS IS GOING BACK TO THE MORGUE, OKAY? This is [ __ ] >> NO, I FEEL THIS is terrible.

[00:16:04]>> Oh, I KNOW THE FEELING, DEE. LOOK, DEE, WE'RE ANIMALS NOW. I MEAN, IT'S PRETTY OBVIOUS TO ME.

[00:16:09]>> IT DOESN'T REALLY LOOK THAT WAY.

[00:16:09]>> That's a FACT, DEE. THAT'S WHAT it is.

[00:16:11]Look, if we don't feed the hunger, we could die from it.

[00:16:13]>> It's not our fault. It's nature.

[00:16:14]>> That's nature. This is what happens.

[00:16:15]People die from the hunger.

[00:16:16]>> OH, GOD. OH MY GOD, all the time that happens.

[00:16:17]>> Oh my god.

[00:16:19]>> Oh, I don't want to eat you.

[00:16:20]>> REALLY? WELL, I DON'T want to eat you.

[00:16:21]>> No, I don't want this to happen to me, but I'm not going back to that morgue.

[00:16:23]>> All right, we got to do something about it.

[00:16:24]>> These two are such a beautiful couple.

[00:16:27]>> They did, too.

[00:16:28]>> Not like a romantic couple, but >> No, I'm trying to live in a minute.

[00:16:31]>> pairing.

[00:16:32]>> Dead meat. And dead meat's bad meat.

[00:16:33]>> No, not the morgue. I'm with you on this.

[00:16:36]>> And dead meat is bad meat.

[00:16:37]>> Well, we did that before.

[00:16:38]>> I know, but I want to know.

[00:16:39]>> We got to find a guy. We got to kill that guy. We got to eat it.

[00:16:41]>> Somebody Somebody >> Then nobody will start asking questions about if he's if he's missing.

[00:16:45]>> I mean, when we do that, WE DON'T WANT ANY QUESTIONS. NO ONE IN THE WORLD could ever care about it.

[00:16:49]>> Sweater change.

[00:16:52]>> Oh my gosh. Who's this for, bastard?

[00:16:55]>> God damn, dude, these are not coming off.

[00:16:58]Seriously.

[00:16:59]>> I used the airplane glue, bro. That's going to be your look for a while.

[00:17:02]>> What?

[00:17:03]>> Run me through how we're going to do this with Dee.

[00:17:05]>> I'll talk her into it, though.

[00:17:06]>> Dee, great. We need to use you as bait for our cricket trap.

[00:17:11]>> [laughter] >> What in the hell is going on here?

[00:17:15]>> No, no, we don't want to know his name.

[00:17:16]>> Oh, wait. No. WAIT, WAIT. PUT TO GET RUB ON HIM.

[00:17:20]>> WHAT?

[00:17:20]>> You know what, kid? You got to get out of here, man. You got to get out of here. It's not safe for you.

[00:17:23]>> Yeah, we can't do this. Tasing the dude?

[00:17:26]>> If we don't eat this kid, we are going to die and you know it.

[00:17:28]>> god, I want TO EAT HIM AS MUCH AS YOU WANT TO EAT HIM, BUT IT'S WRONG TO DO IT.

[00:17:31]>> NO, STOP. NO, STOP.

[00:17:33]>> [laughter] >> SO, YOU WERE GOING TO EAT THAT KID?

[00:17:35]>> NO, YOU DON'T KNOW. You don't have the hunger.

[00:17:38]>> Hey, this D, cricket trap, bait you.

[00:17:40]>> What?

[00:17:42]>> Hello.

[00:17:43]Hey, Frank.

[00:17:43]>> Why is that his ringtone?

[00:17:46]>> Is Dennis with you?

[00:17:48]>> Uh yeah.

[00:17:48]>> Good.

[00:17:49]Back in the >> Good.

[00:17:51]>> Prepare to be burned alive.

[00:17:53]>> What?

[00:17:55]Frank, you lunatic.

[00:17:56]>> This is the point where I would normally burn you alive, but I just did it to prove a point. I think I made my point.

[00:18:02]>> Hey, Frank. Hey, Frank.

[00:18:03]>> Oh my lord. Goofballs.

[00:18:07]>> Hey, bud. This is >> Get us some more of that human meat.

[00:18:09]>> bodies, please.

[00:18:10]>> Are you still going on >> It's bodies.

[00:18:12]>> I didn't feed you human meat. It was a raccoon.

[00:18:16]>> Ew. Ugh.

[00:18:17]>> You ate raccoon meat. I told you it was people because I wanted to freak you out BECAUSE YOU'RE STEALING MY FOOD.

[00:18:24]>> NO.

[00:18:25]>> NO, NO.

[00:18:25]>> NO, NO. Then why am I always hungry? I have stomach pains and nothing satisfies my hunger?

[00:18:30]>> YOU PROBABLY GOT A TAPEWORM. Raccoon meat IS LOUSY WITH PARASITES.

[00:18:34]>> HOLY [ __ ] >> Are we done here because we are bored as [ __ ] >> No, no, no, no, no, not yet. Get ready for a mouthful of strawberry blonde haired cover balls.

[00:18:47]>> There you go, Cricket. Frank, grab them.

[00:18:49]>> We're not doing that.

[00:18:49]>> you mean? Wait, what? What do you mean we're not doing it?

[00:18:51]>> I lied.

[00:18:52]>> What?

[00:18:53]>> What What is it with you people?

[00:18:55]>> [laughter] >> Guys are always touching each other's nipples, putting your balls in each other's mouths.

[00:19:00]>> Yeah, it's fun. It's funny.

[00:19:01]>> I just don't UNDERSTAND YOUR GENERATION.

[00:19:04]>> [laughter] >> [ __ ] MEAT.

[00:19:10]>> [ __ ] >> WHAT?

[00:19:11]>> THAT WAS HUMAN MEAT AND I KNOW IT.

[00:19:13]>> LOOK, I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ] WHAT YOU THINK.

[00:19:15]>> OH, REALLY?

[00:19:16]>> YEAH. I'M GOING TO SAW OFF A PIECE OF THAT FAT LITTLE CALF MUSCLE OF YOURS, FRANK, AND I'M GOING TO >> AH.

[00:19:21]>> OH, YES.

[00:19:22]>> We're going to put it ON THE HOT PLATE, RIGHT?

[00:19:23]>> WHAT?

[00:19:24]>> OH, OKAY.

[00:19:26]>> GET ON.

[00:19:28]>> AND I GUESS THE HUNT IS ON ONCE AGAIN.

[00:19:30]>> INDEED, it is. Aw, they're going to have so much fun.

[00:19:32]>> Oh, those two are going to have a blast.

[00:19:34]>> Oh my gosh.

[00:19:36]>> So, I guess the only thing that's left is to figure out what to do with Mr. Cricket.

[00:19:40]>> Yeah, uh what to do, what to do.

[00:19:43]>> Guess it's just us.

[00:19:46]>> It's just you and us and a couple of pairs of sour, sweaty balls.

[00:19:54]>> Ugh.

[00:19:55]Least appetizing descriptor.

[00:19:59]I love calling that noises.

[00:20:00]>> Awful.

[00:20:01]>> That's Oh my god. Cricket, be careful.

[00:20:05]He's such a sweet angel.

[00:20:07]>> See, the thing is is on the show I was on, we had an episode where the monster of the week hunted his victims and legitimately, legitimately horrifying. I remember walking past props and they were just like weapon, weapon, [music] weapon, weapon, weapon.

[00:20:25]So many weapons.

[00:20:27]So many weapons. And like that was one of the grossest episodes we had. There were a few others that really freaked me out, but like I did not like being in the office that week. It was so scary.

[00:20:37]Like just the concept of hunting a person like legitimately or for sport.

[00:20:42]When did The Purge come out? When did that come out? Before or after this? I don't know. It was a great concept, [music] but >> very scary. I'm sure there's tons of horror movies that are along that premise, but uh for now, the gang has not successfully hunted a man. Frank still thinks he's Rambo. Was that Stallone? Is that who that was? Or was it Pacino? I don't I don't remember.

[00:21:09]I've never seen it, but I can picture it. Any who, I digress. What are they going to get into next? That's crazy.

[00:21:15]That's how they started season 4? That's mental. Good good for them. Starting strong. Let's see where it takes us.

[00:21:23]I had a good time. I hope you had a good time, and I will see you next time.

[00:21:36]>> [music]